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Welcome back to the Alpha Journey. We got Mike Cox here with us to see how you

guys doing today. Yo, what's happening?

How we doing?

Can we go back to talking about how solid we are though? Like, I can't stand

the fact that they think they can do everything by themselves.

Me either, man. I'm trying not to tell you. Even though they're business or

something, they can always use a big dick like ours.

Right, Chad?

They know. If your dick's not big, get out of here.

Because we only handle Alpha Energy. Alpha Energy on this podcast only.

Listen, every woman would be lucky to be fucking us. Like, if we really think

about it, if we were to put every woman in a line, in the world. In the world.

They're going to be right there waiting on us. I already know. One by one.

Yeah, I bet we can make each and every one of them women come. One by one.

In seconds?

Seconds, dog.

Talk about a world record.

20 seconds here, 20 seconds here, 20 seconds here. 20? 10?

10 seconds, 10 seconds apiece, Chad.

10? 10?

Little bit of the tongue, little bit of the finger, you know what I mean? Use

your big dick.

What more can you really ask for? It doesn't even take our dick, I'm trying

to tell you. All we need to do is use our tongues.

We're good to go.

That's my man.

That's my man. Let's go. Can we go back to talking about how women think they're

so independent?

Can you guys please give me a story or two of what you guys have actually gone

through? What have you encountered?

Tell us that.

Oh, there's Jason.

He's just gonna let me change the tire.

Yo, Jason, that's actually comedy, dude. We might have to put that on. We have a

girl in here, actually.

Banner.

Banner. No, she said women should be thankful to have a man in the house.

Oh!

Give her a badge. Give her a badge. Give her a badge.

Give her a badge.

That,

that. We need to ask her. She sounds like the type of girl that I want. Maybe

we could have her as a guest.

you will not believe what i heard these boys talking about

they were literally saying that women are soft they were saying that men are

better than women and listen to this

They said that they could make any woman in the world come.

Yeah.

I can't believe my sweet pie said that. Yeah.

Did they do something wrong?

No, no.

You didn't do anything wrong. It's just like the internet, the algorithm.

It's horrible.

So, yeah, what are we going to do about this?

I think that if they say they can make any woman come, that we should see if

they could make any woman come.

You know what I mean?

You mean we can find the girlfriends for them?

No. I'm saying us.

What if we can do that with our step-sons?

I mean, I see where you're coming from, but...

It's our job as mothers to do this. I promise you it's going to be okay.

This is God's will.

What about if we swap?

I hang out with your son and you hang out with my son.

I don't know.

Come on.

This is our job.

I think the whole switch thing is a really good idea.

I just... I really... It's crazy.

It's crazy.

No, Alexander, this is our job. We can't let them go out into the world with this

alpha male mentality.

It's our job to raise good sons.

We are the ones that are in charge to make sure that they turn out right and

that they treat women right.

I don't think that it's a good idea.

It's crazy.

I don't know.

Alexander, do you want your son?

Does he keep talking about women like this? No.

Okay. We're going to teach them a lesson, okay?

I mean, if you say so.

Okay. I'm going to get them in here. Mike, Austin, get in here.

Just follow them, okay?

Yes.

Jesus.

What's happening?

Jesus. What do you guys have to do? We're trying to film a podcast.

Yeah. Yeah, we definitely heard your podcast.

Yeah.

All right.

Oh, such a good name.

Such a good name. Such a great name. I'm trying to tell you.

What? Yeah, what? Can you boys just sit down?

Directions are open.

I am sitting with no one.

Not even my mother. Not even my mother. See y'all, that's the craziest thing

ever. But I will say that did tire me out.

Not because you told us to, but not because you told us.

My So

you

really think women are soft What a question Yes,

they're soft you're so soft yeah, I bet we can make 10 days

Literally. And any girl would be blessed to have an alpha guy. What are you

talking about?

Like, alpha man.

Like, me and him, alphas. This is just comical. I've never even seen you bring

a girl home.

I've seen you bring mom.

My man.

That's what I'm talking about. See?

Well, they don't come back a second time. That's for sure.

Whatever. And you've got all these girls coming. Why am I picking up some crusty

socks all the time?

No, I don't have fucking crusty socks.

women clean up after outfits that's just what it is this

is ridiculous wait maybe we use this as practice okay

if you really think that a woman can come from you why don't you show us what

is making her come show us your penis what are you crazy yeah i don't want to

pull my dick out for my mom it's fucking weird

I've already seen it before.

It's okay.

Okay, I got an idea. What about you guys just switch and then I'll look at his

little baby.

We're alphas. We don't have small penises.

You know what? Fuck it.

Fuck it.

Let's see it. Let's see what you got.

We have to do it. Yeah.

It's part of the alpha journey, right?

Stop talking about it. We've got a story for the podcast coming right up.

Let's go.

Yeah, you want to see it? Yes.

Exactly what I thought.

Are you serious?

Look how soft it is.

It's so soft.

Oh,

it's just so cute.

I can't believe it. I knew you were going to be small.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Well. See?

we don't even need to use our cocks to make girls come we can just use our

tongues yeah what the literally

Alright, well then get down.

Wait, wait.

Right now? Yeah, lay down.

Let's see what you got.

What are they talking about, bud?

Sounds like a comfy seat.

Let's see what you got.

What are they saying? Oh my

gosh. Pull up your skirt.

Like that?

Yeah, sit down.

That's crazy.

It's just as nice as any other

Dude, you've seen pussy before. I have. Okay, less talking, more pleasuring.

Uh, come here.

Are you sure?

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

I don't even feel it.

I don't even feel it.

Maybe try seeing the ABCs or something.

I don't think this is it.

How do I know that that would be a disappointment?

Are y'all making out?

Keep doing it. I think they're enjoying this.

We just had a lot of fun back in my college days.

Where are they going? I think

I'm enjoying it. I think the women

are definitely better.

I don't hear it. I don't know what you're talking about.

He can't even... The only guy that's got it eating me up is your dad.

Have you ever tried before?

Have you ever liked him before?

Yeah, of course. You're telling me you don't like him? You don't know how to do

it. How are you not liking this?

He just... He doesn't know how to do it.

He's so sinistrous now.

He's so sinistrous.

I'm so glad you're doing this.

it's gonna be so much better because oh wait i feel something there

oh it's you i forgot i've been here the entire time i thought they were moaning

for piss i forgot i knew it they weren't getting their pussy so good they were

getting their pants i forgot that you're trying to lick my pussy i cannot say

that you're licking

I don't think this is it. Are you so bad?

Yeah, I don't think this is pretty. Are you serious?

Yeah, I'm enjoying her more than I'm enjoying you. Whatever, do you think you

can do better if we suck mine? How about that?

Wait, that's a great idea.

Yeah, how do you suck our fucking cock?

Do you think you can do better at this?

We're sick of this.

We are going to suck you so good that you won't even know.

Wait, I almost couldn't sleep.

Look at you. How adorable. Let's see it.

It's crazy.

Look at you.

Let's see it, young. What are you guys waiting for?

Let's do it a little bit.

Let's show them what we got.

Only because of you.

Let's see what you guys can do, huh?

At least you can try to move.

Move? Like, into your... Oh my

god.

Dude.

Oh my god.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, but I think it's weird that your mom's not gay.

It is weird.

Are you serious?

Calm down.

It's your fucking mom. Are you looking at mom?

Oh, shit.

I mean, I'm not gonna lie to you. Your fucking mom is really good at this.

So you guys admit that women are better than men?

No. What the fuck?

This is what you guys are supposed to do.

Literally.

The exact thing that you guys are supposed to be great at.

This. Cooking me meals.

Doing our laundry. Doing our laundry.

Stop it. From now on, you guys are gonna cook for us.

Focus on him.

Don't act like you never I haven't seen that I always see you sneaking

I think it's amazing

What do you mean it's not that big?

You literally can't even swallow it.

Ma,

what the fuck? Why are you so mean?

I know.

I know.

He has nothing on his dad.

That's for sure.

if they can come somewhere.

I know.

Mom!

It's okay.

Is it?

Yes. It's okay. I promise.

But you know what?

I think we should see if they can fuck.

We can fuck.

What do you mean? We'll try to see.

Try to see is crazy.

I don't think that it can. I don't think so either.

Do you think you can make us come?

Yes! What type of course is that?

Did you guys not just cum when he was giving you head?

I don't think so. You think you could make me cum? Yeah, weren't you?

Maybe not you, mom, but I could definitely make Austin's mom cum.

So you don't think that you could make me cum? That's what you're saying. We

can make any girl cum.

The alpha man can make any woman cum.

We can.

Let's fucking show them.

Come up here.

This is what alcoves do, they work his ass.

You're behind me, I can't hear you.

Oh my gosh.

oh my gosh

Yeah, let's see what you got tiny cock that's what's filling you up, right

What do you mean you're not feeling anything it's really inside you fuck her

mate Fuck her. Yeah, try try go deep. I think he's still soft

what i am not he's so cool with him i think he's sounding more confident

i thought he's so confident but it's not he's in confidence you can tell he's

enjoying it though yeah she does feel pretty good

Are you encouraging me?

I gotta teach you something, huh?

I'm pretty sure I know how to fuck.

You're gonna know how to after this.

I wouldn't be running a podcast if I didn't know how to.

Oh yeah, I don't know if I feel right.

It's okay, just let it happen.

This is funny.

I feel something bad now.

Yeah, it's my dick.

Yeah, it's nice deep strokes, mate.

Nice deep strokes, baby.

Yeah, I'm doing it right now, huh? Yeah.

You're doing a good job. I've always been doing a good job.

Just let him feed you.

I'm so fucking big. Look at these fucking teeth.

Wait, my mom teach me?

Oh, she's just

like any other woman. I can make her come too.

Yeah, you think so?

Yeah, what the hell?

Mom, are you about to come?

I think you're about to come.

No.

Stop it. I can literally hear you moan over there. I want you to make her come

first. And then you're going to make me come first.

I kind of like this song.

Yeah, I think it's good.

You heard that moment? He's getting better.

He has a really nice body.

Oh shit. I think your mom's liking it. She's not that cool.

Oh, I think you're not that cool. This is what we do. Oh, that's gonna ruin it.

Like that?

Shit.

Oh, your mom's pussy's gonna make me fucking cry. I'm so sensitive.

Oh, I don't know if I can... Oh, shit, I gotta go slow.

Oh, I gotta go slow. You're gonna make me cum so fast.

Say that women are better.

I know.

Say that women are better. Oh, it feels so good. Oh, women are so much better.

Yeah, good.

Oh, I'm so sexy.

Oh, fuck.

What do you mean?

Go deeper again!

Now I feel something so maybe... Try to go deeper.

Yes, deeper.

Yes, like that.

Don't stop.

Don't stop.

Try to make me cry.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Are you happy?

Yeah, you're happy?

I like how you touch him.

Oh,

just like that.

Just like that.

I think they're starting to appreciate women a lot more now.

Well, this is what you guys were made for.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, you literally made for this. I mean, it's just like really honestly not

working, you know? Yeah. I mean, who can teach them better than... Are you

serious? I cannot do that. I cannot do that with my son.

I mean, bro. It's like... We're fucking awful. We can do this. We can handle

anything. Yeah.

Like, we ain't gonna talk. Yeah, we can agree.

A woman agreeing.

Let's go.

Yeah,

we can do this.

we won't tell dad we won't tell anybody

Except the podcast.

Possibly the podcast.

No, we can't do that. We'll keep it to just our real good fans.

Not everybody's going to know.

Who are you just going to get?

It's going to be crazy.

Oh my gosh.

Don't even touch me.

Are you serious?

Like, at least try.

I need to be taught. Yeah, that's what you keep saying.

But I feel like I know exactly what I'm doing already.

I don't think so.

Okay.

Then you show me what to do. What do you think?

Okay, so here, let me see.

You can see how you can.

Oh, more than I love you.

Oh, shoot.

Show me what you've got. Oh,

shoot. Oh,

shoot.

Oh, shoot.

What the fuck?

Yeah.

Yeah?

I'll go a little faster.

Don't

stop

Mike.

You're doing much better.

oh my god

Bro,

we got a crazy story.

He still don't know how to faggots. I'm trying to teach him.

I'm doing great.

I'm doing great. No, you're not.

Go all the way down.

Yeah, you need to go all the way down like that.

Yeah? Yeah, just go all the way down like that.

Yeah,

I told you I'm gonna fucking do this.

You can teach them really well.

You can teach them really well, right?

You're very good teachers, huh?

I feel your balls on my cleats.

Yes, good.

That's good.

That's how you fucking want it? Yes.

This is a real man that you fuck. You know?

Yes,

give her that dick.

Give her that fucking dick.

Oh, yeah, go deep, deep. You can see my dick right there? Yes, dear.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

You feel so good.

Oh, yes, Mike.

Maybe you know a thing or two.

See?

I told you.

You're doing it good right there.

Oh, just like that.

I'm like a real man now.

Oh my God.

I kind of fell in love with it.

You want to learn how to make me cum?

Yeah.

Tell me you want to make me cum. Oh my God, I want to make you cum. I want to

make you cum so bad.

You want me to give you all my juices?

Oh my God, yes.

Yes, I want to make you cum.

I want to make your mommy cum. You want me to put it on the floor?

Yes.

Oh my god, yes.

Yes, give it to me, mom. Give it to me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're back.

Oh, fuck.

Dude, I can't believe my mom just fucking squirted.

Holy shit, I just gave my mom a squirt.

Oh my god, girl.

Wait,

how's that?

that's alpha oh

i

could teach my son now

I just made it.

Oh, I want to see what other positions you guys can make us come in.

You think you can do it in another position too?

I want to try some crazy shit.

Yeah, like when I took him home. Oh, my God. Fuck me. Oh, you look so hot. Oh,

my God. Fuck.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my

God.

Oh, yeah. So good.

Yes, Mike.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my gosh.

Yes.

This is so good

Stop it, son.

I'm still teaching you.

It was so hard.

You boys are doing so much better.

She's so wet.

Yeah.

Oh my god. Look at this. Oh my god.

Mom, you're giving us a show.

Oh my goodness. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

They just needed more position to get better.

You're getting better, right?

Yes, yes,

yes.

It's like that right here

Look how happy they are.

They love women.

Say, say you guys love women.

No,

we're alpha.

Yeah, we're still alpha.

Yeah, we're still alpha.

Yeah, haven't you came twice? We're alpha to do that

thing.

Oh my

god,

fuck mom, you're so fucking wet.

Your mommy's really bad, right?

Mommy's bad.

Your mommy went to the hospital.

Yeah.

oh so good

I don't want to try something crazy at home, okay?

oh oh

Let's try something crazy.

Wait, let's try something crazy. Yeah, let's see.

Oh,

he's pulling this move.

This fucking guy. Oh my gosh.

Yes, show me. I want to do that first.

Show me.

Oh,

wow.

Oh, shit.

Super soaker

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, oh, my God.

Yes,

I found it.

Yes, suck it, suck it, suck it.

Such a good girl.

Yeah, build up his cone.

Build up his cone.

Yeah. I feel them throbbing.

Oh, yes, he's throbbing inside of me.

Oh, shit.

It's like dead or something.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah,

you want to come on.

Oh, shit. Yes, Maya.

Don't you dare come on.

keep fucking me you

guys are gonna come all over

our pretty little faces, okay?

oh my god oh my god

You're going to give me a big hug, okay?

Yeah. Oh, fuck yes.

Get her a pussy, mom.

Get her a pussy.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck. Mom, that's so hot.

Oh, my God. I fucking love it. Oh, fuck.

oh my god

oh my god

Oh my god,

yes!

oh my

god

Oh, shit, bro.

Oh, shit.

Fucking awful shit, though. Awful shit, dude. I still need to tell now.

Oh, fuck.

I'm on a freeze, dude.

Holy shit.

They're big. They're big. Oh, my God.

Gross.

Boys, give me your phone.

So, what did we learn today?

That women aren't soft.

Women are not soft enough.

And what else?

And we're not alpha males.

I guess we're not alpha males, but I mean, everything we just did. This is a

proud face. I'm still one next.

Are you proud?

Mommy.