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Previously on Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage...

Well, I guess congratulations are in order.

I'm gonna drive you clowns out of business.

Maybe we'll drive you out of business.

You're swimming in the deep end now.

Here's the rest of the dishes.

Hi, Georgie.

What are you doing here?

Oh, your mom invited me to Bible study.

You don't think your mom would actually date him, do you?

Of course not. She's too smart for that.

Then what are you worried about?

That she ain't that smart and she's gonna date him.

If I'm being honest, yes, I am interested in Mary.

-Told you. -To heck with that.

Fred, would you like to have dinner with me?

You two start dating, CeeCee's never coming over here again.

Okay, Georgie, hang on.

What you practicing for?

A friend of mine hooked us up with a few gigs.

You and a bunch of strangers in a van

on the road away from home?

I'll be fine.

Hello?

It's me. Made it to Lubbock.

So how's it going? Tell me everything.

Oh, where to begin?

Are you eating enough?

Sleeping enough?

Do you have enough underwear?

If you need to buy more, you are a Hanes size large.

Good to know.

Is Georgie there?

No.

Who is it?

Oh, it's Connor.

Does he need money? Is he in trouble?

Of course not. Want to talk to him?

No, that was all my questions.

Your father sends his love.

Georgie, you're overreacting.

My mom just chose

Fred Fagenbacher over her own family!

-That is not what happened. -What's going on?

-Is that Georgie? -Hold on.

-She asked Fagenbacher on a date. -Yeah, so he told her

she couldn't see her granddaughter anymore.

Like, forever?

Till she comes to her senses.

Hello?

Hold on.

Does that mean I get to take CeeCee to Gymboree on Thursday?

-Seriously? -Well, CeeCee shouldn't suffer

just because Mary's having a mental breakdown.

Damn straight.

Okay, she's on your side. That should be a red flag.

Can I please talk to Georgie?

Fine.

It's Connor, he wants to talk to you.

Now is not a good time.

Be glad you're not here. Lot of drama.

Hear me out,

Fagenbacher thinks he's using your mom to get to you,

but what if we use your mom to get to him?

What are you talking about?

She can use her feminine wiles to get inside information.

My mom don't have wiles.

Oh, you're so young. All women have wiles.

Does your abuela have 'em?

She buried three husbands. What do you think?

This Fagenbacher thing ain't gonna last.

If it does and they get married, will you call him Daddy?

McAllister Auto.

Georgie, it's Connor... McAllister.

Hey.

Sorry about last night. Just a lot going on.

Yeah, me, too. I'm in jail.

You're in jail?

That Missy? Say hey.

It's Connor. What happened?

We were hanging out after the show, smoking,

and I got arrested.

Smoking ain't illegal.

Depends on what you're smoking.

Connor don't smoke pot.

Well, actually...

Oh, Connor.

I need you to come to Lubbock and bring bail money.

Fine.

Please don't tell my parents.

-Okay. -Or my sister.

You want me to leave town with a bunch of cash

and not tell my wife?

I would do it for you if I had any cash, car, or wife.

I'm on my way.

Cover for me. I got to go to Lubbock.

What are you gonna tell Mandy?

-That some tire thing came up. -She'll buy that?

Soon as I mention tires, she stops listening.

Okay.

This is a secret,

which you should never keep from Mommy,

but is sometimes okay to keep from Daddy.

-Okay. -Okay, great.

All right.

Oh. Hello.

Hello.

Look, I know things got a little heated last night.

So you came to apologize?

For what? Getting knocked up by your son?

Not ready to laugh, okay.

If you think that I'm gonna apologize to Georgie,

do not hold your breath.

Forget him, I don't want to put CeeCee in the middle.

Agreed.

Even though Nana's making some questionable life choices.

Which are hers to make and nobody else's business.

We should always argue like this, it's fun.

Georgie doesn't know you're here, does he?

No, and I'm not gonna tell him.

Well, I don't want to make you lie to your husband.

Oh, that's okay, I don't mind.

Come to Nana. Oh.

Hey.

Hey. Thank you, Officer.

You okay?

Did you know there's no seat on the toilet in jail?

My quads are burning.

So what happened?

Where's Chloe? Where's the rest of your band?

When the police came, everyone ran.

-Why didn't you? -I did.

But then the officer said stop and, you know me, rule follower.

I can't believe you were smoking pot.

What were you thinking?

I was thinking I called my brother-in-law,

not my mother.

And your brother-in-law is very disappointed in you.

So what do I got to do to get you out of here?

The lawyer said, if I plead guilty,

I'll get off with a fine and community service.

What kind of fine we talking?

Pretty reasonable, actually.

So what, a couple hundred?

More like 20 hundred.

Two grand?

How much does it cost to plead not guilty?

If I lose? Jail time.

Well, let's think about this.

You're already used to the toilet.

Hey, pretty lady.

Really? Now?

-We got the house to ourselves. -Oh.

-We can either fool around or I can cook dinner. -Oh.

What were you gonna make?

Hi.

You were gone a long time.

Yeah, well, she loves the park

and I'm a good mom, so there you go.

Did you have fun at the park?

I went to see Nana.

No, I... I know you want to see Nana,

but you can't, so go play in the other room.

Sounds like she's missing Mary.

Well, that's between Georgie and his mom.

Well, good for you supporting your husband.

Of course. I always support my husband.

Speaking of Georgie, uh, he's gonna be late for dinner.

He had some tire thing in Lubbock.

Oh, what kind of tire thing?

I don't know, he said "tire" and I stopped listening.

Well, if it's just us, maybe we should go out to eat.

Oh, that-that sounds nice, but,

you know, CeeCee's had a long day, so...

Oh, that's all right. I'll watch her.

Why don't y'all have a girls' night? You deserve it.

Really? You want to babysit?

Can't a guy want to spend time with his granddaughter?

Who's playing?

Rangers-Royals. You two have fun.

All right, let's hear it.

This is Connor McAllister, Dad.

-Trevor. -Your Honor.

Charged with possession of an illegal substance.

How do you plead?

Your Honor, if I may speak on behalf of the defendant?

You may not.

I just want you to know Connor's a great guy.

I mean, he made a mistake, but

who among us hasn't made a mistake?

You're making one right now.

One more time, how do you plead?

Guilty.

$2,000.60 hours of community service.

Or...

$1,000 and 80 hours of community service.

That's it, I'm holding you in contempt.

Or you don't hold me in contempt and you get a free set of tires.

You see, the red team is the Rangers...

those are the good guys.

And the blue team is Kansas City...

they're bad, bad people.

I want Nana.

Yeah. Well, I know you miss your Nana,

but right now, you got Grandpa time.

No Grandpa, Nana.

Yeah, well, there's, uh, there's nothing I can do about it.

Nana.

-Oh. -Don't tell anyone.

-Where you going? -Gonna watch the game.

I'm a screwup.

I ruined the tour.

I ruin everything.

You don't ruin everything.

Some things, sure, but not everything.

I just cost you $2,500.

-It's only money. -That I can't pay back.

Not now, but at some point you'll get a job.

With a criminal record? Doesn't seem likely.

You'll get through this.

My mom said she was proud of me.

How can I tell her the truth?

Well, I ain't gonna tell her.

I'm supposed to be on tour. As soon as I get home,

she's gonna know something went wrong.

What if you didn't go home?

What if you stayed with a friend?

Now you're just being mean.

Do you know what time it is?

Late. Can Connor stay with you for a few days?

Is he on the lam?

From the cops, no.

From my mom, yes.

After Gymboree,

I was thinking of maybe taking her

to the library for story time,

or maybe the ice cream parlor.

Or maybe both.

Maybe try not to enjoy this so much.

I don't remember you ever taking me for ice cream.

Oh, sweetheart, you were already such a chubby child.

You don't feel even a little bad for Mary?

She brought this on herself.

Sure, but what if, one day, Mandy cuts you off from CeeCee?

That's never gonna happen.

It happens every month.

That's just your PMS, dear.

And there's this month's.

I'm just saying, if you were in her shoes, how would you feel?

Morning.

Hey. I didn't hear you come in last night.

Tried not to wake you. It was late.

What was your tire thing?

Dad, I explained it to you. He doesn't listen.

Store was going out of business,

was thinking of buying their inventory,

but it didn't really work out.

Exactly.

So what'd you and CeeCee get up to?

Oh, um,

we went to the park, and then

Dad watched her while Mom and I went out to dinner.

We watched the baseball game together.

She sat still for nine innings?

It was a really good game.

Connor was just in Lubbock.

If you'd gotten there a day earlier,

you could've seen his band.

Aw, darn. That-that would've been a hoot.

He should be in Austin by now.

I'm surprised he hasn't checked in.

Well, you know what them fellas from Kiss say,

"Rock and roll all night, party every day."

Don't say nothing about calling their moms.

It's okay. It's Georgie's brother-in-law, Connor.

Question... does your toilet have a seat?

Yeah.

You speak English?

I don't habla, but I do understand-o.

Well, got to go.

Oh.

-Catholic, huh? -Mm.

Me, too.

Hola.

Connor, you got to call your mom

and tell her you made it to Austin.

Smart.

How you doing?

Pretty good.

I think me and Abuela are bonding.

Oh. Hello.

Hope I'm not interrupting anything.

Fred is not here, if that's what you're implying.

You took a long time to answer the door.

Is there something that you wanted?

Look, I shouldn't be here, and I don't want to be,

but I know, if anybody tried to keep this little girl from me,

I would be devastated.

You're worried Mandy's gonna cut you off someday?

You want to see the kid or not?

Come in.

There are your toys.

So...

How've you been?

We don't have to talk. I brought a book.

Oh, thank the Lord.

Te amo, abuela.

They doing all right?

She's teaching him gin rummy.

Great.

He's down 50 bucks. She said collect from you.

So if he wins, you have to pay?

Yeah, 'cause he's gonna win.

Hello?

-Hey. -Hey.

Brought you some lunch.

Ooh, Whataburger.

You are a good wife.

I am. You know, I really am.

So, I'm, uh, sorry

you had to drive all that way yesterday for nothing.

You know what they say.

Some days, you run over the tire.

Some days, the tire runs over you.

No one says that.

I say it all the time. You don't listen, do you?

Enjoy your lunch. I love you.

Love you, too.

Wait.

I got to get something off my chest.

What? Is everything okay?

Not really.

I didn't go to Lubbock for business.

Connor got arrested for smoking pot,

and he made me promise not to tell anyone.

Oh, my God. Is he okay?

He's pretty down on himself, but he'll pull through.

I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner.

I understand.

You know, because you did

what you thought was best out of love for a member of our family.

I mean, how could I be mad at that?

Really?

Of course. And I know that you would feel the same way

if I did something... similar.

I would.

Great. I took CeeCee to see your mom while you were out of town.

What the hell, Mandy?

If she's gonna date Fagenbacher, there's got to be consequences.

Our daughter is not a bargaining chip.

Well, not when you go giving her away.

I'm putting a stop to this right now.

Okay, you need to calm down.

I can't believe you're trying to turn my wife against me.

Hey, she came to me.

I hope you enjoyed your time with your granddaughter

'cause it ain't happening again.

It is not my fault that everybody thinks you're wrong.

What do you mean everybody?

Mandy isn't the only one who brought CeeCee over.

So did Jim and Audrey.

What?

You are so wrong

that even Audrey thinks I'm right!

Hello?

Did you know your parents took CeeCee to see my mom?

-No. -Tell me the truth.

Amazingly, this time I am.

-Hello? -In here.

You two have some nerve keeping secrets about my child from me.

Who do you think you...

Oh, damn.

Hi.

Chloe came to check on Connor

to see how he was doing after he got arrested.

In Lubbock. Ain't that where you just were?

I'm sorry. I thought they knew.

But we didn't because someone kept a secret about our child.

Georgie, how could you?

Really?

No reason for all of us to go down.

Hello?

Hey, Mom, here in Austin.

Just wanted to check in.

Well, this is a surprise.

I decided that CeeCee shouldn't suffer

just 'cause her nana's gone boy crazy.

Georgie, I am so tired of you...

You know what? I am just happy to see my granddaughter.

Thank you for bringing her.

Go ahead.

Hey. Aw.

Now, this don't mean me and you are good.

As long as this Fagenbacher thing is going on,

I ain't got nothing to say to you.

I can live with that.

Showed her.

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