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Damn, it's hot.

I know. So what do you want to do today?

I don't know. I mean, it's kind of a chillax day, but I'm kind of just

recovering from last night, to be quite honest. I had such an insane, insane

evening, y'all. You have absolutely no idea.

i know this guy his name is daryl and and like i met up with him and i just

like dude and i usually don't a black guy yeah oh my god i bet your ass likes

it too oh i don't know i mean i'm so sick of them they're like so no what are

you talking about that swagger i'm all that they're not that whole thing it's

just like Give me a fucking break. Yeah, but come on now, you gotta give them

props for being able to roll those tips just right.

I mean, like, the whole shebang of how big the costs are is true. It's a game.

They do that shit so they can get your money. They're just fucking the shit out

of you. Get your money. Because they know they're not going to work a job and

they're going to make you do all the fucking work. So they're going to be

rolling that shit.

It's hot.

It's true.

Just I'm tired of them like I don't even I haven't had sex in a month almost No,

it's been probably over to be real like air out the girl But I'm not fucking

any more black guys dude, I'm done with them been there done It was swell. I'm

gonna say this. It was swell with the swellings going down. You know what I'm

saying? Like damn, that's about I am so fucking horny right now. It's not right.

It's like not you know, it's so funny. I was like texting my boy earlier his name

is chris he's like a totally rock hard guy he's amazingly sweet and like super

genuine and um he told me about this like little meeting club that he has

like like a couple times a week and they do some down and dirty there and like

i've never i don't know what do you mean down and dirty well you know i mean like

like i mean it's like probably like seven eight guys something like that and

they all get together and they just like They're freaky, yo. It's like freaking

the Sheetz Club, more if you ask me. I mean, oh, man. But I think you'd like

Chris. I think maybe I should introduce you to Chris. Maybe we can show you the

club if you'd be interested.

So they're going to handle business, right?

They're going to give it to you so bad, you're going to be shocked by what you

see and how much you'll probably be exposed to. You probably won't even be

used to it.

I mean, if you can handle fucking black guys and all their bullshit and their

crap that they give you, I mean, I think you can handle these hella sexy black

boys.

Well... And it's a good chance for you anyway. I mean, yeah.

You're right. That's why you're my best.

So you should hook me up. I gotta look out for you. You should hook me up.

Okay, hook me up so we can do this shit. All right, come on, let's go. Okay,

okay. Let's go now. You gotta text them and tell them we're not. Yes, I'm gonna

text them right now. Okay. Be careful.

You can just go just like that. You look amazing already. Oh, my God.

Hey. Hey.

Who are you?

Jessica. Jessica what?

Gravis. We're here in our studio.

Mm-hmm. But why?

Why? A friend of mine, Miss Stevie, decided to let

me in on a little secret about a club she knows. And I haven't had sex in a

really long time, so I'm about to change that.

What does a club and sex have to do with each other?

I don't know. I think that's the whole gist of it. I think it's a secret club

where they fuck the shit out of girls.

Not just girls, but what kind of girls?

I guess black girls. Black girls.

She didn't say that, but hey, I'm tired of black guys. You are? White dick is

good. What's wrong with the black men these days?

For me, personally, it's just that they're just not doing it for me

anymore. It's just like... They don't have the swagger I like anymore.

I have to pay for everything. I'm just kind of tired of it. Give me an example

of what you have to pay for.

What do you mean? Name it. My rent, my clothes, my nails, my hair.

I mean, everything.

But when you go out with a black guy, do you pay for everything, like the date,

the movie? Yeah, I pay for everything, the date, the movie.

Parking, you name it, you pay for it. Yeah, that's why we don't go out.

Right. That's why they usually just want to fuck you.

So that way you forget that you don't have money.

Listen, I think the crackers we have, I'm sorry, white boys we have today have

some money.

I think the bird shit, I mean, sorry, the white boys have some money.

Yeah.

We see you have some lingerie there.

Yeah. Why don't you go ahead and get ready.

Okay. In a sexy manner. In a sexy manner? So should I have music?

Well, copyright, I guess, too.

No.

How many you just gonna fuck one white guy today or no, I guess it's a club

usually in a club There's like eight to ten. I think it's eight Right. Mm-hmm.

Yeah so I Think it'll be super fun.

Oh Wow So you done with the white the black man rather yeah

for now for that let's see find a rich Which one? A really rich, really old.

Like Shaq?

No, like Shaq's grandpa.

Shaq's grandpa.

Crazy. That's crazy.

But, um... Well, so you pay for everything. Like, if I went out with

you, I wouldn't, like, reach in your pocket for anything.

No, you wouldn't.

I mean, just maybe to get the condom, but...

Let's see that. Spread that booty.

That's beautiful.

Well, thank you.

That's a little jiggly.

Turn around so we can see. Put it on. There we go. You want to see the whole

thing? The whole kitten caboodle. The whole kitten caboodle.

What the fuck is a caboodle?

That thing between your legs?

That's the caboodle? I thought that was the kid.

I don't know. I can't think right now.

Okay.

I bet guys just love blasting on their tits.

I don't know.

You don't know? I think so.

You always swallow?

Yeah.

I do swallow.

That's crazy shit.

You like this taste of it or is it just less to clean up?

No, usually I get really into it.

Really? Yeah.

So what do you think? My tits keep popping out?

I think it's perfect.

I think you're ready for the comeback.

Oh, shit. What's up, guys?

What's up, Sterling?

What's up? Hey, you guys know Stevie?

Yeah, and that snow bunny chick you're banging?

Yeah, the snow bunny. Yes. Absolutely. She has a friend, and she's a black

girl, okay?

And her name's Jessica Gravel.

Grab it! Yeah, dude. I like that name. She's not getting any dick at all. No

kinds of ways.

Her boyfriend's fucking cheating on her, man. I don't even know what's going on.

Let me at her.

I think she's coming through here. She got a nice ass? Her black boyfriend's

cheating on her? Yes.

I've heard this story.

We've heard this story.

It happens a lot.

Well, where is she? Let her at her. I want it.

He said, I want it. Jessica, grab it. Jessica, grab it. Yeah, you gotta check

her out, man.

This is Jessica Gravitt.

I am with ComeBank.com.

I'm going to relive a fantasy of mine where it's me fucking and sucking eight

white guys. I think it'll be super fun.

Woo! Yee-haw!

Oh, my God.

Your friend was right. This one's fantastic.

Fantastic.

She likes the white chocolate over there.

Oh, this is going to be wonderful.

Where's that skeevy shake so we can thank her?

Come help take off this book.

Thank you already.

You know what to do.

Grab it. You can do a little better than this, don't you think, girls?

There you go.

You still got six more to go, baby girl.

Oh, somebody else is chewing gum on my dick.

Sorry.

Hey, she can chew gum and suck dick at the same time. I'm so much intimidated.

She was chewing, too. You had no idea.

Come on over here, honey. This is my cock. This is my white cock for you.

Your little sexy little mouth.

I love it.

Gotta monitor y'all and make sure she's doing this shit right. Doing my job.

oh just call me Roger grab it awesome oh

she kind of grabs it with a little there I

had this good since the fair last

year that growing no teeth

I went in that freak show. It was fantastic.

Thank you so much, Miss Stevie J.

We appreciate your recommendation.

She got a firm grip right there.

Next, please.

Share with our brethren.

Share with the brethren. Come back.

It's like my forehead going off a bumpy road shake it

There you go, get nasty girl.

Oh yeah, push her like that.

Good.

Yeah, you like that? That's what you wanted.

That's what you're going to fucking get.

There you go.

She dirty.

Don't be ashamed.

What a dirty, dirty girl.

I think she liked that.

A little bit of rabbit fire action.

Rabbit.

and grab it. Grab it and stroke it. Oh, look at that.

Oh, yeah.

You are fucking dirty.

Dirt dog.

Dirt dog.

ODB in the house.

Don't laugh at my cock. Can I get an amen come back? Amen.

Yeah.

Oh, you are fucking hot. Oh, that's hot.

I am not.

Get her dead. Get her dead. Get her dead.

Oh my god, that's fantastic.

I want to paint Hanky Panky. Grab it.

Grab it. Did you grab cock-a-lock?

Shave and a haircut.

Two dicks.

Come on, I want to see you eat all those dicks now.

I don't want to see nothing.

I don't want to see no white house.

Shit. This is training.

See if you can handle all this. There you go. Fish hooker.

Fish hook.

Come on. I got a bamboo pole.

Check out my bamboo pole. I got some catfish.

Get that shit out of your freezer.

He just put this shit in the cooler.

Alright y'all, I think this is enough dick sucking. Y'all need to get up lines

of four on each side. She's going to get all you guys. Yeah!

Four.

Four. Chop, chop, chop.

Chop, chop.

Look at them tits.

Yeah There you go,

yeah There you go teamwork

Get

it

Oh, yeah, that's fucking hot. Oh, yeah, there you go. Now he's fishing.

Oh, I'm deep-sea diving right now. Deep-sea diving?

Oh, my God.

Give me that. Stick that tongue out. That looks more like Splunkin' to me.

We Splunkin'. We Splunkin'. I got my cave in. Get in there.

Up, up.

Call me a caveman.

Not a lot.

Yep.

All right.

We are officially close.

Yeah, go deep on that shit. That motherfucker's a fool.

A fool for love. A fool for love.

Can I get an amen?

Amen. Go faster.

How the fuck does she get on your tippy toes?

I don't want to hear you choking, girl. I don't hear that yet.

It needs to go deeper.

I have a magic throat. I don't choke, baby.

No, I think you can change that.

I hear a cat.

A battle.

We must serve her death.

To the balls. Yeah.

Get it. Don't forget the balls.

You're such a good girl. You're going crazy.

She knows a little something about deep sea diving.

I'm just saying she don't need a fucking tank homie. I don't choke.

She's got that shit going on. I'll fucking show you.

Alright,

enough of that.

Let's fuck it, boys.

Oh, lord.

Ow!

Oh, shit.

Like you stole it.

We did steal it, right? I can't fucking let you steal it.

Rotate it like crops. Alright, come on. Spread that shit. I want to see your

ass. Everything.

That was an elbow drop.

I know this is an amazing act, boys. We gotta keep it up.

Everybody get a high five.

Everybody gets a turn.

I hear someone coming down.

Everybody gets a turn.

If you want to burn.

Harder, harder.

She needs it. She needs to get a beat down.

She's trying to find these black boys. By the way, we need to see how a white

boy really gets it to her.

Come on now. I want to see some fucking hardcore shit.

She does not choke.

She's fucking good.

Oh, man, you ain't been down around here.

We always sing in the South.

We sing all over the whole time.

Circulate.

Spell that.

C-R-C-L-A.

Come here, my piece of diamond.

Get in.

Get in that ass real quick.

You're like a fish.

I wear my skivvies.

At least he ain't wearing his heels no more.

That was a weird month.

Fun.

I love this club.

Yeah, I told you you'd like it.

Wasn't too bad. Not too scary.

Shit, but you're not finished yet, so we'll wait until the end of the little

session to ask you that.

Alright,

switch off.

Rotate, circulate. Alright, actually, no, I want you to come right here. What

are we doing right here? What do you feel like doing? I don't know.

He's done a lot of sucking and fucking.

So maybe they should come all over me.

Oh yeah? I need a cum shower.

Alright boys, you heard her. She wants to all come in your nuts, on her ass,

wherever you want it.

There you go. Everywhere.

Swallowing. Everything.

Make a sucking still. Keep that fucking tongue sticking out.

All right, boys. Blast this bitch real quick. Come on now.

I'm so fucking ready.

I'm going to have to shower it all over her. Oh, I want it.

Show me your tongue.

There. Stick it out of you. There it goes.

No, keep it in, keep it in.

Don't be cheatin' for all that shit.

Hold in until all the boys are done.

Gotta waste your turn.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I love it.

Yeah. Oh, I fucking love it. Oh. Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay.

Stay, stay, stay, stay.

Come on.

You guys drain that shit on us. We need more. We need more. We need more on the

right side. Shit.

Yeah.

Come on. You guys want me to save it. Be the rescue.

There you go.

Shooting it across the city.

How's that taste, huh? Mmm, yummy.

Ooh, special.

There you go. Something hanging there.

Oh, there you go.

I'm going to give you a twofer.

Twofer?

Oh, yeah. Yeah?

Uh-huh.

We have all signed it like the declaration

Oh my god

Because you're such a great sport, and you did so well, and you have this

amazing plastered picture of me all over you. Autograph.

I love it. Thank you, boys. We think that you should be the newest member of

our club.

Hell yeah!

Amen! Amen!

The walk of faith. Perfect.