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That is just crazy.

What's up, man?

* I walk a lonely road

* the only one that I have ever known *

Brooke?

* I don't know where it goes

* but it's only me, and I walk alone *

it's called dare night.

One night, two teams, multiple dares.

Each envelope contains a two-part dare.

Part one is on the front, part two is on the back.

Each dare is worth a certain number of points.

This cellphone has picture and video.

Sweet!

You do the dare, you send proof of it to the other team.

At midnight, time's up.

We meet back here and declare a winner.

What do we win?

You, mouth, win an excuse to be out till midnight.

The rest of you get a night to remember.

And you get to humiliate us.

Why would we do that?

Look, guys, there's nothing in these envelopes

that's harmful to you or anyone else.

It's all about having fun and testing your limits.

Every once in a while, you got to wake yourself up.

You want to do it, Nate?

All anybody does in this town

is brood and pout, get married.

[ Chuckles ] I'll play.

Yeah, what the hell. I'm up for something daring.

Who else is in?

[ Laughter ]

Come on. I want to play. I didn't get invited.

[ Laughter ]

Tell you what.

You can play if Brooke and Lucas play.

Pick the stupid teams.

All right!

Boys against the girls.

You six guys against the three girls.

Plus me. I count as three anyway.

[ Laughs ] yeah, three girls.

Sweet. teams are set.

What's this?

That, my friend, is your first dare.

* I don't want to be anything

* other than what I've been trying to be lately *

* all I have to do is think of me *

* and I have peace of mind

* I don't want to be anything

* other than what I've been trying to be lately *

* all I have to do is think of me *

* and I have peace of mind

* I'm tired of looking 'round rooms *

* wondering what I gotta do

* or who I'm supposed to be

* I don't want to be anything

* other than me

hmm.

"Return these clothes to stores in the mall."

What's so hard about that?

[ Chuckles ] "while wearing them."

[ Cellphone rings ]

Hello?

You guys ready to forfeit yet?

You talk a big game, new Booty,

but we're about to light your ass up.

Game on.

All right. Nate, you got your picture phone?

Yeah. beautiful. skills.

I got one.

All right, boys. The game is a divide and conquer.

I'll catch up with you guys later.

If not, we'll meet at the café at midnight.

You really gonna do this dare?

[ Sighs ] yeah.

You know why? 'Cause he doesn't think I will.

Strong.

Tim, you coming with me? I'm in it to win it.

Just say "yes," Tim.

Damn. he is good.

But I'm better.

I'll catch you guys later.

Let's do this.

Okay, I hate to break up Charlie's angels,

but you guys take this cellphone and do these.

There's nothing too crazy on there.

Why do I have to go with you?

Because this is your first dare.

[ Laughs ] please. I could do that in my sleep.

Great. prove it.

[ Chuckles ]

A little to the left.

[ Chuckles ]

You like the constantines?

Sure.

I mean, as much as anyone can like a band

they've never heard of.

[ Both chuckle ]

So, um, how's it going? Is everything okay?

You've stopped in for coffee every morning this week,

and while I enjoy seeing you, it's just --

well, I'm not sure it's appropriate.

Well, in some cultures, you can buy coffee

without actually having to have sex with the café owner.

You know, those cultures aren't nearly as much fun for me,

but what are you gonna do? [ Chuckles ]

I -- I have -- I've jumped to conclusions.

I'm sorry.

Um...

Forget that I came by.

Absolutely. won't mention it again.

Thank you. As long as you have dinner with me.

I'd like to return this shirt.

Oh, I happen to have the receipt.

There it is. Yeah.

Oh!

Can I ask you why you'd like to return it?

Uh...

Wrong size?

Can we get you another size?

No, thanks. No, I'm good.

Good.

Oh, um...

Excuse me.

Would you mind taking a picture?

Thank you.

Hmm? hmm? Hmm? Hmm?

[ Chuckles ]

Hi. can we have five pickled eggs, please?

Why don't we just get a picture of you eating one egg

and then tell them you ate five?

Haley James-Scott. We don't cheat.

Well, you did with Lucas.

Don't make me smack you!

Here.

Thank you.

All right. You doing this now?

Here we go. Do it. Do it.

Go, go, go!

Eww. [ laughs ] 4 1/2 more to go.

Unh-unh.

Oh. make that five.

Mmm. not cheating tastes good.

Get that away from me, you crazy!

This is it. Massage and spa.

What's the back say?

"Ask for the special."

It's "the happy ending"!

[ Dinging ]

Okay, so, all I have to do is get a table?

With no wait.

It's the hottest restaurant in town.

If you insist on wasting my time,

at least come up with better dares.

Hi, I was wondering --

name.

Brooke Davis.

No.

You didn't even check your list.

Perhaps there's another name.

Angelina Jolie. No.

The queen of sheba. No.

The queen of hearts. No.

How about queen latifah? I'm afraid not.

Table for two. Right this way, sir.

How did you do that?

I made a reservation for two last week.

[ Scoffs ]

Can I help you?

$41,467.

Okay.

I know exactly what the dealer invoice on this car is --

msrp, tax, freight.

I don't want to haggle over scotchgarding

or floor mats or anything.

[ Sighs ] take it or leave it.

And you're sure you want this car? Absolutely.

Well, maybe you want to test-drive it

before you overpay me.

[ Chuckles ]

* it's like all of Franklin Avenue *

* now sleeps upon my chest

* I've used cigarette butts and loose leaves to build my nest *

* did I mention I appreciate the way you treat your guests? *

* but I'm not really convinced... *

cameras, are you seeing this?

* the key broke off in the ignition *

* humping if I wandered off through my thoughts wishing *

* hoping this could be for you, but it is for me *

* patiently I stay busy, i wait, I see *

it says we have to get a hit on the fastest pitching machine.

Oh, man, that's all me. Back up.

"Using your head."

Well, come on, man, get in there.

We ain't got all day. Let's go.

So, what -- you can't get a date, move to new towns,

and trick people into eating with you?

Wow. you've totally exposed me.

Seriously, I'm emotionally naked here.

How about you? What's your story?

Bored and ignored.

Bored, maybe.

But you've never been ignored by a guy in your life.

I meant at home, genius.

Guys are easy.

They usually fall for me

over the first pathetic, little dinner.

Yeah? what do they fall for first?

The shoplifting or the eating disorder?

[ Laughs ]

Excuse me?

Hi.

Just curious -- what's your most expensive entrée?

Well, we have --

sounds great. I'll take two.

I'm really hungry.

Nicely played.

I'll be right back.

[ Beatboxing ]

Woman: okay, full-body treatment.

The special. We want the special.

What exactly is the special?

Oh, the special is very nice.

Who's first? Me.

Right here.

Okay.

I'll just peel back your sheet.

Oh, yeah!

So, this is legitimate, right? It's, like, a massage?

Dude, shut up!

I'm concentrating.

Yeah, you know what?

I really don't think i need to be here for this.

Oh, he won't take long.

Yeah, I'll bet.

Okay, one special --

full-body...

Wax.

Aaaah!

I'm out.

[ Moaning ]

Come on, mouth. Toughen up, dawg.

It's gonna hurt! So what? Be a warrior.

Yeah, take one for the team, mouth. What about you guys?

Man, I'm taking the pictures. I'm helping him.

Ow!

I missed that one. You're gonna have to do it again.

Come on. Back on the plate.

Uh...

I need to return some pants.

Okay. do you have them?

* overboard

* not bored, still bored, I'm so bored *

[ ringing ]

Hello?

You know, you shouldn't be answering my phone.

Where the hell are you?

I'm at the café.

What?

Flip the dare card over and read it.

You did not just leave me here!

[ Laughs ]

Look, I don't have the money to pay for this,

and I'm not walking out on the check.

Why not? I've seen you steal before.

Besides, I dare you.

* my arms are shaking like a lightning... *

* I hit 'em all right through the ceiling *

* and sink my teeth until the feeling's gone *

* yeah! I got a funny little feeling *

okay, just stay put, son.

Follow me! Hurry up!

* I sink my teeth until the feeling's gone *

* I got a funny little, i got a funny little *

* I got a funny little feeling

* I got a funny little, i got a funny little *

* I got a funny little feeling

excuse me, miss!

Your bill!

My car's outside.

Trust me.

Ah. mission accomplished.

You want the locker key back? No, thanks.

Look, I'm sorry about all this.

It's this dare night thing. I just didn't want to back down.

Yeah, I saw you earlier,

and I figured it was something like that.

I didn't want you to get busted for just having a little fun.

[ Laughs ] thank you.

So, what's your name? Anna.

I'm Lucas. You from Tree Hill?

Yeah. but we wouldn't have met.

Why not?

I tend not to roll with guys in bras and leather pants.

[ Chuckles ] you're funny.

[ Laughs ]

Oh, sorry.

Anyway, I owe you.

Well...

How about you pay me back by letting me play, too?

Okay.

So, what's next?

Uh, I don't know.

Let's find out.

[ Chuckles ]

Nathan: "sell a box of cookies."

[ Scoffs ] great.

I get my crack waxed, and you get cookies.

Felix left this for you.

You know, I really don't like this Felix kid.

"Good evening, Mr. or Mrs. Tree Hill resident.

"We're selling these delicious cookies

to raise money for lady leprechauns."

"An organization that empowers us girls to be strong,

beautiful, independent women of tomorrow."

Screw this dare night crap.

Can't believe I'm wearing a skirt.

Yeah, in public.

When we get back to the café, I'm gonna beat on that kid.

Felix.

I think he's kind of cool.

You would.

I'm just saying -- one week, it's Lucas. Now it's Felix.

Just tell me who we're hating on next week, Nate,

'cause I'm kind of having trouble keeping up.

You wouldn't have that problem

if you got a life of your own and quit living mine.

Whatever.

[ Sighs ]

Tim, I didn't mean that. Wait up, man.

Come on.

So, uh, where was I?

Trying to force me to get the cd changer.

I wasn't forcing you.

It was an option i thought you might like.

There's, um... Also the leather interior,

the optional touring package...

Option to pause at stop signs.

Okay, that wasn't my fault. The thing just jumped out at me.

The stop sign? It practically pounced!

Okay, um, I think maybe I should drive us back.

No, I'll be fine. I just get a little nervous.

I only have so much money,

and this is a big decision for me.

Besides, car salesmen are always such jerks.

Why are you smiling at me?

My brother owns the dealership. I'm just helping out.

I'm actually a mechanic.

Oh.

I like mechanics.

Oh, you are such a jerk!

Come on. It was just a dare.

You got us big points for that one. Lock it up.

You should be locked up.

Brooke, I'm sorry. Don't go.

It was just part of the game. I promise.

I didn't know you'd be so upset, okay?

How about you read the next one?

"Go to the cemetery." Hmm.

"And take a photo in an open grave."

That's perfect, since I plan on killing you anyway!

I think we get bonus points for that.

Great.

[ Sir mix-a-lot's "baby got back" plays ]

Skills: yo, Fergie, what's the next dare?

Fergie: karaoke.

Mouth!mouth!

* I like big butts, and I cannot lie *

* you other brothers can't deny *

* when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist *

* and a round thing in your face, you get sprung *

* want to pull up tough 'cause you notice that butt was stuck *

okay, I've got $3.80.

All right. We need $5.

Oh, a quarter!

* so, fellas? Yeah.Yeah.

* has your girlfriend got the butt? * hell, yeah!Hell, yeah!

* tell her to shake it shake it!Shake it!

* shake that healthy butt

* baby got back

[ cheers and screams ]

Okay, hold on a second.

Oh, my gosh! Are you okay?

Ow!

Oh!

* so, ladies? Yeah!Yeah!

* you want to roll in my Mercedes? *

* then turn around, stick it out *

* even white boys got to shout

* baby got back

[ cheers and screams ]

* baby got back

Karen: so, this is dinner.

Andy: I want you to have anything you want.

I'm rich, you know? I'm getting chili on mine.

Thank you.

So, uh, i know that my class

is obviously the highlight of your week,

but what else do you like to do?

Mostly school and the café and my son.

You have a son? Nice.

Yeah.

He's got a tough mom.

I think it's so great

that you went back to school in your late 20s.

Early 30s? Mnh-mnh.

My god. How old are you?

Old enough to have never heard of that band, the constantines.

Ah, but now you're one of the hip kids. [ Laughing ] Hardly.

So, I was thinking about what you said last week

about challenging yourself and moving forward.

I had a plan that I would open another business

here in Tree Hill,

and I discussed it with my business partner,

and we decided to take the plunge.

Can I invest? No.

But what would you say to some ice cream?

That's fine, but I'm not really made of money, Karen.

[ Laughs ] my treat.

Well, I love ice cream,

but if you bought me ice cream, does this mean that --

there are some cultures where you can have ice cream --

I get it.

[ Chuckles ]

How much do I owe you for the pizza?

Nothing.

I took a little extra from the fountain.

[ Laughs ]

This is weird, isn't it?

I mean, people don't just meet and hang out like this...

Unless it's a hookup.

And it's not.

I didn't think it was.

Besides, I'm not doing that anymore.

Anymore?

Long story.

Trust me.

Do you think two people can get to know each other

without ever going into their long stories?

Sure.

But isn't who you were a part of who you are?

Maybe.

[ Sighs ]

But I guess I'm saying that I don't really need to know

the person that you used to be

as much as the person you're trying to be.

Yeah. me too.

You ready for our next dare?

Oh, yeah, uh...

Do the honors.

"Take a photo with a stranger in a photo booth."

Hmm.

Come on.

Ahh.

So...i have a confession to make.

The card doesn't say

"take a photo with a stranger in a photo booth."

[ Scoffs ] no?

No. it says, "make out with a stranger in a photo booth."

[ Chuckles ]

Uh, here's the thing --

look, it's just a dare, right?

I mean, it's no big deal.

There's a part two, right?

Bonus points.

You're gonna have to get out for this one.

Ohhhhh!

[ Giggles ]

Mmm.

Enjoy.

Okay. what's next?

Are you gonna tell me what it was?

Maybe.

[ Laughs ]

Okay, so, I'm kind of thinking

that maybe we don't really need these points so much.

Come on. I'll protect you.

Yeah, that's exactly what I'm counting on.

Maybe you'd prefer Lucas?

What did mouth tell you?

Nothing.

When you move around a lot, school cliques are easy to read.

Who rolls with who -- that kind of thing.

You and Lucas obviously had something.

Yeah, we had something.

We had something fake and painful

that I'm not gonna discuss with you and a bunch of dead people.

What about you, anyway?

I can't imagine anyone would actually date you.

The question is, why would I date them

when I could just hook up with them instead?

You know -- friends with benefits.

No strings attached.

I don't think that works.

Somebody always ends up getting hurt.

Not if you're up front about it. Think about it.

You had sex this year, and so did I.

But I didn't end up in a cemetery

talking about how painful it was.

Oh, perfect.

This one will do.

In you go.

Oh, no. You haven't done anything tonight.

Why do I have to go?

I gotta work the camera phone.

Besides, you wouldn't be able to pull me out.

I really don't like you.

Okay.

Ugh.

Careful.

Aaah!

Oh! ugh!

Okay...

See you later.

Felix, don't you dare leave me here!!

[ Laughs ]

I'm just playin'.

Hold on. Let me get a picture.

[ Indistinct talking on police radio ]

Oh!

What are you doing?

Shh.

[ Monkey chattering ]

Yo, man, this dare is totally screwed up, dawg.

"Borrow a wild animal from the zoo."

It's like that movie where they try to steal the cougar, but --

but what? Cougar ate their ass, didn't it?

Sort of.

Mouth, man, I said a bird. We're in the damn snake house.

Man, I'm not stealing no snake, dawg.

Nothing with teeth, fangs, or claws, man.

Forget it.

I guess we could try for a fish.

Unh-unh. too slimy.

Look, I got a problem with animals, okay?

I've never had a pet.

I bet you Felix knows that, too. That dude is psychotic.

Psychic. yeah, that too.

[ Indistinct talking on police radio ]

Okay, I think they're gone. Give me a boost.

Are you kidding? Your shoes are muddy.

It's either you give me a boost

or be buried alive, girlie girl.

Fine.

[ Grunting ]

Okay, get me out.

Whoa! ugh!

Ugh! stupid dare night!

Where did you come up with this ridiculousness, anyway?

I mean, what is the point?

The point is simple -- to see how far you'll go.

You face your fears.

Sometimes, you do things you want to do

because calling it a dare makes it okay for a night.

Things like what?

Like spending time with me.

[ Scoffs ]

So, we never really talked about the wedding --

like how you got there.

I told you -- i got dressed.

I threw up at my parents' house,

brushed, flossed, and went to the beach.

Okay, hard image to forget, but I meant more like --

I don't know -- how your heart got there.

Marriage is big.

I don't know how you trust somebody for your whole life.

I can't even date somebody without an escape hatch.

I don't know if it was so much about trusting Nathan,

which I do.

It was more about trusting myself.

Yeah, my old friend -- self-doubt.

I don't know.

Sometimes everything seems really simple, and then...

It's not?

Yeah.

All right. So, what does this card say again?

We're supposed to go into the confessional

and read what's on the card,

except you're not supposed to read it until we get in there.

Right, right, right. Okay, so here's the deal.

I'm actually trying to avoid eternal damnation,

so I'm gonna pass.

All right. [ Giggles ]

Give it.

[ Sighs ]

"Bless me father, for I have sinned.

"You see, lately I've been having impure thoughts about..."

Um...

Actually, I haven't been doing very well lately.

This is the first time I've been in a church since my mom died.

I think about her every day.

I just --

I wonder what she would say to me right now if she could see me

and see how I've been living.

And I wonder if she knows, on most days,

I fall short of being the person she wanted me to be.

Or...

[ Voice breaking ] i wonder if she saw me

do that line of coke last week.

[ Sobbing ]

And the thing is, i don't even know why I did it.

You know, my life is pretty good.

It is. Um...

But I was just searching for something to make it great.

Just something to make it matter.

So...i don't know.

I guess last week,

when I had the chance to change that,

and it was right there in front of me...

[ Sniffles ]

I guess I was just scared to let that go.

Um...

I know it was wrong.

And I want my mom to know that.

And, um...

I want her to know that I am not that person,

and I'm not going to be.

I'm sure she knows.

Nathan: Tim, wait up.

Look, I said I was sorry. I didn't mean to tear you down.

Then why did you?

Because I was pissed at Felix, and you were defending him.

I just don't like him flirting with Haley.

It's always about Haley.

It's not always about her.

Tim, what do you want me to say? She's my wife now.

You know, we used to be tight. It was always you and me.

Now you're constantly with Haley or Lucas,

and there's never any time for us to hang out.

Don't you miss your Tim time?

Do I miss hanging out with you? Yes.

Do I miss you saying things like "Tim time"? No.

Look, Tim, I know a lot of things have changed,

but us being friends isn't one of them.

We've been boys a long time now.

I wouldn't trade that for anything.

Especially now that everything's so crazy, all right?

Can we at least finish dare night?

Yeah, absolutely.

Good. 'cause this next one's great.

[ Chuckles ]

Well, I'd point out the safety features,

but I think the fact that we got back in one piece

speaks for itself.

Look, Jules, you picked a good car,

but, um, the price you offered was a grand too high,

and I couldn't take a penny more.

Is this some new car-selling trick?

How would I know? I'm just a mechanic.

How about if I think about it?

Was my counteroffer too low?

No, I just figure that if I wait a few days,

then you'll have to call me.

You have my number.

Whoa.

Eternal damnation for you? [ Chuckles ]

I think the jury's still out on that one.

You okay?

Yeah.

Thanks for hanging out with me tonight, Haley.

Yeah.

You're a good friend.

[ Laughs ]

Thanks.

This was fun. I'm glad we did this.

I needed a night like dare night.

Yeah, me too.

Steal the tiki god from the second hole, right?

Check out part two.

Get it? Dude, the hole's number two!

[ Laughs ]

There is something wrong with you, you know that, right?

[ Zipper unzips ]

What? I didn't write the dare card.

Dude, hand me the camera and get me some leaves, all right?

Thanks for hanging out tonight.

Well, thank you.

Well, um, i better get going.

I've got a business class in the morning,

and my teacher is a tyrant.

Yeah, I've heard about that guy.

Karen, um...

I think you're doing a great thing going after your new club.

Loosen up your collar,

run like a river, glow like a beacon fire.

Constantines?

See how cool you are?

Andy, what I said earlier...

I did misread the café visit, right?

Absolutely not.

I'll see you in class, Ms. roe.

So, it's almost midnight. The dares are done.

We should head back.

Actually, I can't.

I need to take off.

You know, uh, I have this weird history of meeting girls

and them disappearing at the end of the night.

You sure you can't meet my friends?

Not tonight.

But how about you give me your number?

Can I have yours, too?

Luke...

It was just dare night, right?

Oh, ho ho ho!

[ Laughs ]

No bonus points for you.

Anna...

I dare you to call me.

* I dare you to lift yourself up off the floor *

* I dare you to move

* I dare you to move like today never happened *

* today never happened before

okay, the guys trail by 150 points.

Yes! whoo!

Mouth: we're here.

What is that?

We had to capture a wild animal from the zoo.

Yeah, you might want to back up.

This thing is kind of ferocious.

Aah! aah!aah!

[ Laughter ]

Aww.

Go ahead and laugh.

But you should have seen this thing before we tamed it.

I'm telling you, it was vicious.

I mean, it was snapping, and...

Oh, man!

[ Laughter ]

Well, well.

With the other dares, it appears to be a tie.

Oh, no, no. Wait.

Don't forget this. [ Chuckles ]

Dude! what the hell are you doing?

It says it right here on the dare card.

[ Chuckles ] man, that's a typo.

It's supposed to say, "take a shot on the second hole."

Oh!oh! oh!oh!

Tim!

Gross!

No dice. It's still a tie.

And I just happen to have a tie-breaker.

[ Laughs ] kiss a teammate on the mouth.

Well, i guess you guys win.

Damn it.

Convenient.

Okay.

Aah! Brooke: sorry!

[ Laughter ]

Okay. all right.

Unless any of you guys kissed the stranger in a photo booth.

That's the only dare you didn't do.

Peyton: anybody? Come on.

Sorry, guys. Guess they won.

Yeah! whoo! Yeah! Whoo!Yeah! Whoo!

[ Cheering ]

Thank you!

You know, skills, you could always keep him.

He could be your first pet.

Man, I'm not about to keep no creepy-looking turtle, dawg.

Besides, caged up ain't living.

He need to be free.

There you go.

You realize that was a saltwater turtle, right?

Hey, did you have fun tonight?

Eventually. missed you, though.

Well, I guess I'll see you later, then.

Tim, how about a game of "NBA live"?

All right.

You see, the Tim is in the house,

and you better recognize --

just say you're gonna beat me, Tim.

* I worry I won't see your face light up again *

* even the best fall down sometimes *

* even the wrong words seem to rhyme *

* out of the doubt that fills my mind *

* I somehow find you, and I collide *

admit it. You had a good time tonight.

By "a good time," you mean

wasting an evening of my life that I can never get back?

Then sure.

I have a question for you.

You said you read people

and that's how you knew to invite all of us tonight?

So, how'd you read me?

I don't know about you yet.

Gonna have to watch you a little more.

So, I guess this night makes us friends.

Right?

[ Inhales sharply ] maybe.

Friends with benefits?

I'll think about it.

* I somehow find you and I collide *

* don't stop here

Felix: how was the mall?

You don't know?

How would I?

Fine.

So, what'd you do tonight?

Not much. Just explored, really.

Trying to figure this place out.

I think we're gonna like it here, Felix.

Yeah.

Me too.

Okay.

Good night, little sister.

* even the best fall down sometimes *

hey.

How was your night?

It was good.

Yours?

It was good.

Hey, do you have a cd by the constantines?

Yeah, uh...

Here we go.

It's very hip, mom.

Thanks. I though I'd try something daring.

[ Chuckles ]

* you finally find you and I collide *