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Lucas: what are you talking about, Haley?
Haley: we got married last night.
I want to leave Tree Hill.
I'm sorry, I shouldn't have hid it from you.
You've had the words and didn't tell me?!
I was going to. When?! After you read it first?!
It's Dan -- he had a heart attack.
Your father is unconscious, Nathan.
Now you're telling me you got married?
Mrs. Scott -- shut up, Haley.
Shut your selfish, little mouth.
[ Screaming, giggling ]
Yes!
* I don't want to be anything
* other than what I've been trying to be lately *
* all I have to do is think of me *
* and I have peace of mind
* I don't want to be anything
* other than what I've been trying to be lately *
* all I have to do is think of me *
* and I have peace of mind
* I'm tired of looking 'round rooms *
* wondering what I gotta do
* or who I'm supposed to be
* I don't want to be anything
* other than me
Lucas: t.h. white said,
"perhaps we all give the best of our hearts uncritically
to those who hardly think about us in return."
The Phoenix effect isn't uncommon in cardiac patients.
They grow remorseful, introspective,
sometimes even joyous.
Really? is it permanent?
Time will tell.
The important thing is to keep him calm.
Don't upset him.
* it's very hard
* you're dealing with it
* it's mighty hard
* you'll break
* it's mighty hard...
Three questions -- you ready?
Is that your first one?
Number one -- what happened to your hair?
[ Chuckles ]
[ Grunts ]
I left it in Charleston.
You and Haley still married?
Yeah, she hasn't thrown me out yet.
Number two --
why'd you come back?
It was the right thing to do.
Which, actually, brings me to m number two --
how's your...
How's Dan doing?
Oh, he's all right.
He's still alive,
probably freaking out about me and Haley
like my mom.
All right, last question --
you regret all that "you're my brother" stuff
now that you're back?
Absolutely. you?
Definitely.
[ Laughing] oh,yeah.
So, I can totally see your family tripping out.
I mean, I freaked out,
and I'm not even related to Haley.
Actually, you are now.
Brooke: she's gotta be pregnant.
Or in love.
I'm going with pregnant.
Please, he's a Scott boy.
Just look at one, and snap, you're...
Never mind, um...
What's new in your musical world right now?
I don't know.
The new keane's pretty good.
Or modest mouse, pilot to gunner.
Keane...
Mighty mouse.
It's "modest." And why are you typing those?
I'm putting them on your turn-ons.
I'm adding you to lustfactor.Com
Brooke! oops! too late.
We can check your scores in a couple of hours.
I told you -- I am not about chasing guys right now.
Doesn't mean I can't chase them for you.
And, missy, if you're not about chasing guys,
why are there half a dozen e-mails
to Jake jagielski in your sent-mail folder?
He hasn't answered any of them,
and I swear, I am changing all of my passwords.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, I don't know. All right?
But ever since he-who-can't-be-named,
I just feel like I need to shake things up.
And not guys, okay? Like, life -- important stuff.
Guys are important.
And speaking of the nameless one,
he's waiting, so we should get going.
What do you think he wants?
If he's smart -- forgiveness.
What do you think?
I was thinking -- bar right over there.
And then, some lights,
d.j. right over here.
And then, uh...
The three of us trying to be friends
right about, um...There. [ Chuckles nervously ]
Okay, totally confused over here.
I want to throw a party for Nathan and Haley, okay?
You know, everyone's been so weirded out
about them getting married,
and nobody's stepping up
and just saying, "hey, it's cool.
Let's celebrate."
We're their friends.
We should do this for them.
And since nobody plans a party better than you,
and nobody rocks a party better than you...
I was hoping the three of us could work it out.
The party part or the friends part?
All of it.
Look, I guess you found the letter.
[ Coughing ]
I should get something to drink.
[ Coughs ]
Look, I meant what I said.
And now that I'm back, it's a little embarrassing.
So how about we just -- don't mention it.
Great.
So, what do you say, huh?
You in?
Any excuse for a party.
For Nathan and Haley, why not?
Great. we'll do it together.
Come on. Check it out.
The fake cough?
That's the best you could come up with?
[ Laughing ] I know. I had nothing.
[ Both laugh softly ]
Have you ever seen the sky so blue?
It's -- a nice day.
They're all nice.
Dan...
We should talk about Keith.
I don't blame you, Deb.
Lord knows, I've given you enough reasons to stray.
Um...
I think I'll get some rest now.
Okay.
How about you bring the divorce papers by.
I should sign them.
You never know what could happen to me.
Nothing is going to happen to you, Dan.
It already has.
"Excellent" right back at you, bil.
[ Chuckles ] okay, I've been gone
for, what, a few days, and you already forgot my name?
Who's "bil"?
B-i-l -- brother-in-law.
That's you. [ Chuckling ] Oh, crap.
I'm related to you?
[ Laughs ]
Look, I know I was sketchy when I left,
but that's just 'cause you surprised me.
And I just want you to know I'm happy for you, hales.
I know.
And Nathan told me about you calling
and asking about Dan and us.
It's cool. Thank you.
Hey...
Get your own wife.
My love!
Okay, that just sounds weird.
[ Laughter ]
Whoa, crap.
Uh, can you grab that for me real quick?
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
Thanks.
Oh, look.
It's our very own Britney Spears
and whoever she married this week.
I have a question for you guys.
What do you think -- pink booties or blue?
Booties? Brooke, I'm not pregnant.
No, no, the only way this isn't totally screwed up
is if you're knocked up.
But don't worry -- your secret's safe with me.
What's this lame-ass joke
about you guys getting married?
He's in shock now that you're officially off the market.
It's true, dim. Haley's preggers.
Brooke! right, and Lucas moved away.
You guys gotta do better
if you're gonna bet one over on the Tim.
Oh -- go.
Tim. [ laughs ]
Hi.
This is for Mr. Scott -- Dan.
[ Laughs ] i don't know what to call him.
You could take it to him yourself.
Nathan said that probably wasn't a good idea.
And coming over here was?
Mrs. Scott, I'm not sorry i married Nathan,
but I am sorry about how we ambushed you with it.
I know you're dealing with a lot right now.
Anyway, Lucas is throwing us a party, and we'd --
I'd love it if you could come.
Nathan's father nearly dies,
and you want to have a party?
And even if Dan were fine,
I would not and will not give you my blessing
for destroying my son's life
or -- and you can trust me on this --
your own.
[ Door slams ]
Hey, ho.
Brooke, step away from the computer.
As soon as I check your lustfactor score.
This morning, you were up to a 7.6.
Out of a 10? Uh-huh.
Brooke, you did not post my ass on the Internet!
Of course I did.
And well, well, well, it raised miss p.'S overall
by .5 of a point,
and you now have 53 guys waiting to meet you.
I can't believe this.
Too old.
Oh, too hairy.
Too...mine.
No, too female, but a 9.8.
That's interesting.
Here we go.
Here's an emo-looking, sappy, guitar-playing loser.
He's perfect for you.
Not interested.
And I've got to burn Nathan and Haley's cd, so get up.
Move it! Fine.
So, what do you think
our new pal, Lucas, wrote in that letter, anyway?
Didn't matter when he was gone.
Why should it matter now?
[ Laughs ]
You can shave your head, dog,
but you still ain't as pretty as me.
How you doing, skills?
The question is -- how you doing, man?
I'm good. I'm good.
All right. Here it is.
How about you tell me the truth in the next five seconds,
and I forget you just lied to me.
I woke up in Charleston and realized...
Nobody knows me here.
And nobody knows about Dan and my mom
and all the things I regret.
It's all been erased. It was gone.
And it felt good --
knowing that whoever i decided to be
from that day forward
was the person that they'd see.
Then the phone rang.
Well, hey.
What could I do to make it easier for you,
my bald-head brother?
[ Chuckles ]
Actually...
See if you can get the guys
to help me out a little later, huh?
Okay. time and place.
Beautiful. thanks, skills.
No doubt.
Hey, yo, Luke...
You got to let it flow, baby.
You know, like me.
Yeah, I know, i know, I know.
As you can see, I'm trying.
A'ight. no doubt.
[ Door closes ]
Hey, Nathan.
It's good to see you.
Haley told me what you said to her.
Nate -- we're married now, mom.
And you and dad can flip out all you want, but it's done.
Nobody cares what you think.
I only want what's best for you, Nathan.
Then how about you and dad back off
and shut up about Haley and me.
Your father doesn't even know.
You haven't told him?
No, you're such an adult. Why don't you tell him.
The news will probably kill him.
And believe me, the guilt from that
will stay with you a lot longer than Haley ever will.
[ Scoffs ]
Thanks for the love, mom.
[ Sighs ]
Lydia: all these empty bedrooms --
we could open a crack house -- an upscale one.
Yeah, like a crack resort.
She came back for Mr. waffles.
[ Sighs ]
Nathan do something? No.
His, um, mother -- she said --
you were ruining her son's life?
Yeah, basically.
Of course she did.
In-laws are like the FBI, honey.
They have a system, and they follow it.
The first maneuver
is "you're ruining our child's life."
Yeah, then it goes to "she can't cook."
"Her house is dirty." "We found some hash in the guest room."
[ Chuckles ]
There's only one way to deal with them, kiddo.
Screw 'em.
I mean, you know, don't actually have sex with them.
[ Laughing ] oh, dad!
What your father's saying
is if you're gonna come home crying
every time you let them get the best of you,
you might as well move back in now
before we give your stuff to charity.
You wanted this, Haley.
[ Sighs ]
Time to grow up.
By the way,
the dog threw up on Mr. waffles.
Mmm.
[ Sighs ]
[ Knock on door ]
Keith...
Hey.
I meant to call you,
but, um, you know, this thing with Dan is...
Anyway, Luke left his iPod in the truck.
I'm sorry...
That you had to come back.
But I'll be honest --
I'm relieved that Lucas is home.
Yeah.
And you, too.
Well, I'm not sure how long I'm gonna stay,
but, uh...You know, we'll see.
See you.
[ Grunts ]
That kid looks kind of like Luke.
Can't be. Luke moved away.
Hey, thanks for helping out, guys.
So, you're throwing a party for the devil, huh?
This part of your fresh start?
You know what?
You're gonna be surprised, skills.
Haley's turned him into a pretty decent guy.
Hey, if you say so, man.
Hey, dog, but this new look of yours
really don't impress me.
Now, if you get an afro like Fergie,
then we can talk.
[ Both chuckle ]
Whoa, Peyton, that looks great.
Thanks.
Okay, for future reference, driving a convertible
filled with inflated rubbers -- not smart.
Helium condoms?
Brooke: if she's pregnant, it's a reminder.
If not, it's a reminder. It's cute.
Hey, mouth, how's your bod?
Skinny.
Lucas: you know skills and Fergie, right?
Of course I do.
Hey, guys, do you know Peyton?
Hi.
What's up, skinny girl?
Peyton's an 8.1 on lustfactor.
Soon to be a 9.
I was thinking we can take the cameras, put them out.
People can take pictures for the wedding wall.
Nice.
I know you do.
I have silly string for when tutor girl and boy arrive.
And, mouth, come here.
Sit.
What is that?
This, missy blond girl,
is the Brooke Davis version of spin the bottle.
Only now, it's spin the body.
Watch.
Okay, you two have to make out.
[ Chuckling ]
And last but not least, we have
five minutes in the elevator.
Isn't it five minutes in a closet?
Yeah, if you're in junior high.
But the great part about this
is you know how everybody has their elevator list?
What?
Your elevator list. Come on.
The list of people you're allowed to have sex with
if you're ever stuck in an elevator with them.
Halle Berry. Beyoncé.
Jack black. Brooke Davis.
[ Laughter ]
Well, everybody makes a list,
and if two people have each other's names --
five minutes in the elevator.
Sounds like fun, Brooke. Nice work.
Thank you.
Now all we need is a Nathan and a Haley.
No, yes, no, yes...
How you doing, dad?
[ Inhales deeply, exhales ]
I'm sorry about the play-offs, Nathan.
All on me.
It's okay. It's done.
I know things haven't been great between us --
dad, listen, before you say anything, uh...
There's something you should know.
Haley and I --
we got married.
Uh...you trying to give me another heart attack, son?
No, it's true.
Sorry we didn't tell you, but, uh...
Well, there it is.
So, that's it for basketball.
Why should it be?
You'll see.
You think you can do it all now,
but one day, you'll look up and realize
all you have to live with are your mistakes.
It's not a mistake, dad.
We're both happy. It's a good thing.
I was talking about my mistakes, too, Nathan.
Sooner or later, we all choose a path.
Sometimes, you never look back,
and sometimes, life forces you to.
Okay, uh...
I'm just gonna let you get some rest, all right, dad?
Nathan...
Would you ask Lucas to drop by?
[ Grunting ]
Hey, this is great, man.
Hey, shouldn't you be home getting ready?
Yeah, but I, uh -- i needed to talk to you first.
I just went down to the hospital,
and, uh...
He said he wants to see you.
[ Exhales ]
Look, Luke...
When I was younger,
I thought I had the best of things,
growing up with a father in my life.
But if you want my advice,
just stay away, okay?
The best thing I ever did was get emancipated.
[ Sighs ]
It feels good to be free.
Karen: Lucas...
Oh, hey, Nathan. Hey.
I guess congratulations are in order.
Well, anyway, i was just heading out,
so see you tonight. Okay, man.
It's a brave, new world, huh?
[ Chuckles ]
[ Chuckles ] this is interesting.
Oh, yeah. From the mind of Brooke Davis.
[ Sighs ]
For a $20 donation, you get a fake I.D.,
and Nathan and Haley get the cash.
Come on.
[ Clears throat ]
Make me younger.
[ Chuckles ] ready? One, two, three -- smile.
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
So, I found a course catalog in the recycling bin.
Were you thinking about college?
A couple of classes, but now not so much.
Why not? 'Cause I'm back?
No, it's just...
It can wait.
For what?
So, uh...Nathan told me Dan wants to see me.
Way to bury the lead. Why didn't you tell me?
I just did. You gonna go?
I don't know.
What do you think?
[ Sighs ]
I think it's a tough call where Dan's concerned.
Let me tell you a little, dirty secret
about being a parent.
I don't have a road map any more than you do.
This time, the only advice that I can give you
is whatever you decide with Dan,
be careful.
Hmm.
There you go, mom.
You're a kid again.
Ooh-- you know, on second thought,
no, thanks.
[ Chuckles ]
Hey, old man. There you are. Keith!
Brought you a decent cup of coffee. Thanks.
Yeah, of course, it's cold,
'cause I stopped by the hospital first.
The nurse told me you checked out.
That's a pretty big risk to be taking with your eyesight.
[ Chuckles ]
Here it comes -- the old whitey dodge.
Hey, we're talking about you.
You said you went to the hospital.
How much can I bet that you didn't bother
to go see your brother while you were there?
That is not the point.
It's exactly the point.
Look, Keith, we both know that Dan is a world-class jerk,
but he's still your brother.
When you get to be my age,
and you're facing something like this damn surgery,
then the most important thing in your life
becomes your life...
And the person you were when you lived it.
Well, I'm pretty sure that Dan doesn't want to see me.
So what?
You be the better man, Keith.
[ Sighs ]
All right, what happened this time?
I kind of...
Slept with Deb.
[ Whistles ]
Well, forget everything I said.
Hey, Brooke, what are you wearing tonight?
I mean, it's more of a party than a wedding reception, right?
Brooke!
Nice! we're gonna get you a 10 yet.
Hey, is Peyton around?
She said she was gonna loan me something to wear.
Yeah, she'll be out in a second.
Oh, my god, where did you get that picture of her?
You gotta love modern technology.
It's for a little project that I'm doing
to help her expand her horizons.
By posting nude pictures of her on the Internet?
Don't worry -- she's gonna thank me
when she sees the guys that are lining up.
Oh, he's cute.
Ooh, really cute.
That's what I'm talking about. Down, girl.
You can look at the menu all you want,
but from now on, you eat at home.
[ Chuckles ]
* they call me big l'y
* big silly
* big money, big Billy *
* when I'm sliding in them all, * can ya hear me?
* I be sexing with these bars, so ya feel me *
* let me grip it up for cuz in the back *
* let me grip it, get a buzz in ya hat *
great party, dog.
Thanks, Fergie enjoy.
* lovely, get the ice, pop champagne *
* don't forget i used to ride on the train *
* when I bump it right, call my name *
* go crazy in the mall wit James *
* dump that, not ill like me
* bring the women in to chill for free *
hey.
Hey, kind of ironic.
It says "naley forever," but it's a temporary tattoo.
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
It's symbolic.
[ Both laugh ]
They're here! They're here!
Mouth, did you get the extra spray string?
Sort of.
[ Cheers and applause ]
They were out of silly string,
so I got cheese, instead.
* lord, have mercy
* if the broad is thirsty
* I'll have her man reimburse me *
* the part that hurts me is when they try to work me *
* but I could never let ya jerk me *
* steady sticking to the wall, give it up *
* sneaking through the back door, live it up *
* got the champagne, pour me a cup *
* got the girls looking raw in the front *
* got a call, your man's in town *
* tell the bar, another round *
* got all my mans holding me down *
* kinda thick, ma, let's get down *
Lucas...
Oh, hey, Mrs. Scott. Hi.
It's nice to see you.
I brought a gift.
Oh, great. Um, just set it on the table.
Thanks.
[ Sighs ]
Are you with Nathan or Haley?
Peyton.
Shot in the dark -- lustfactor?
Definitely.
Okay, my friend put me on there as a joke.
I'm not looking.
I'm up to a 9.6.
I'm not on the market.
Well, I'm on your page,
so I.M. Me sometime.
Are you crazy?
What were you thinking, letting him go?
He's got to be, like, a 9. --
6, and remind me to kill you later.
How many more are coming?
[ Coughing ]
I think I need to get a drink.
Brooke! do not fake-cough me!
Deb, you came.
Yeah, yeah, I'm not sure why.
This is -- it's pretty wild.
Well, it's fun
you want to dance?
[ Scoffs ]
I think I'll leave the dancing to the kids.
* we're not caving in
uh, let's sit.
Yeah, okay. You hungry?
* we're not caving in
how can you be so at ease with all of this?
I know this is hard for you, Deb.
Oh, don't tell me you honestly think this can work.
Haley's been like a daughter to me.
And Nathan used to be a son to me.
On top of that, you can't possibly know
what they're up against, Karen.
You didn't get married when you were their a--
mom? Mrs. Scott, you came.
Yeah, thought I should.
I'm really glad you did.
You want to come meet my parents?
Um...oh --
oh, this is Dan.
I really should take it.
[ Television plays indistinctly ]
Hi.
I was wondering if you were ever gonna come visit me.
I was just, um...
Waiting for the right time.
And, uh...I guess, then I realized
there wasn't gonna be a right time.
So, here I am.
I'm sorry, Dan...
About what happened with me and Deb.
I, uh -- I wish I could take it all back.
I haven't been much of a brother to you, Keith...
Or a husband to Deb...
Or a father.
I guess I've just had other things on my mind --
success, business.
Oh...
Well, you just worry about getting well.
Okay?
And I'll help out at the dealership
until you get back on your feet.
I-i know you're gonna have
a very strong opinion about this, but --
actually, that would take a load off my mind.
You're...okay with that?
Things change.
People change.
[ Sighs ]
Okay, then.
Uh...
Get well, Danny.
[ Laughter ]
Haley: there you guys are.
Hey!
Hey, now we've lost Nathan's mom somewhere.
She actually came?
I guess she's trying to make an effort.
Well, then, we will, too. [ Laughs ]
But first, we have something to tell you.
Oh, oh, yeah, well, it's kind of a wedding present.
Uh...for us.
[ Laughing ] okay, what is it?
Well...[ sighs ]
We got ourselves an r.V.
Yeah, you see, we always said
when the last bird flew, we'd sell the Coop,
buy an r.V.. And hit the road.
Who knew someday was gonna be today?
You guys are leaving town?
Oh, baby.
The beauty of a motor home
is that we can launch a sneak attack
anytime, anywhere.
This is how we set each other free.
All right. All right.
[ Laughter ]
Ugh.
[ Panting ]
Uh...
Peyton, right?
How did you know? Lucky guess.
Coach! how are you?
Well, I'm old, but I wasn't always that way.
There was a time that I was young and in love
like the two of you.
[ Giggles ]
Here.
Camilla stitched that during the first year of our marriage.
It's a baby blanket.
Of course, we spent all those years,
just the two of us in the nest,
but I think she'd like that
to go to somebody she would have been really fond of.
Oh, coach, that's so sweet of you.
Thank you, but I'm not pregnant.
Well, you never know.
He is a Scott, after all.
[ Laughter ]
Would you excuse me for just a minute.
Could you hold this. Yeah.
Thanks, coach.
Brooke: okay, foot on orange.
[ Laughs ]
What do I have to do -- pee on a stick?
Um...if that's your kicks.
Do I know what we're talking about?
Brooke, i am not pregnant.
Look.
It's a birth-control patch. I've had it for weeks.
Hmm.
So, it really is just about love.
Yeah, what other reason do we need?
You did a good thing here, Luke, man.
Thanks, skills.
Hey, so, I was thinking about Charleston, right?
And about how you could have been this new person.
[ Chuckles ]
Yeah, but see...
I remember the person that you used to be.
Why not just be him again?
Trust me.
I mean, you're so lucky, dog.
You're surrounded by so many people you love.
[ Chuckles ]
But see, now you gotta make yourself one of those people.
A'ight? yeah.
My dog.
I'll be back.
Hey.
Oh, hey. Where you been hiding?
Oh, you know, just had some things to take care of.
Luke, I know how much Charleston meant to you.
But it looks like I'm gonna be
taking over the dealership until Dan gets better.
So, uh...We're gonna be living here for a while.
You okay with that?
Yeah, you know, it's probably better to get a fresh start
with the people who actually matter in your life, right?
Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
Uh...speaking of... Excuse me.
You ladies throw a pretty rockin' party.
Doesn't suck.
[ Laughs ]
What are you smiling about?
You didn't read it, did you?
The letter.
Oh. of course we did.
Oh.
So, you were okay with the p.S. About the three of us.
Yeah, sure. Absolutely.
Really?
Really, so the threesome with the hot fudge --
that didn't bother you, huh?
I knew we should have read the letter.
We thought you'd left town.
So, we sort of burned it.
Burned it. Wow. [ Chuckles ]
You know what? I'm glad you didn't read it.
I mean, all that stuff I said --
it's not important now.
And all that matters now
is that the three of us...
We're gonna be okay.
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
Keith: hey.
Keith. oh.
[ Chuckles ]
Well, um...I'm back.
I, um...I've decided
to run the dealership for Dan,
at least, for a little while.
You know, you've given up a lot for Dan.
He doesn't deserve a brother like you.
Actually, he deserves better.
Mom...
Have you met Haley's parents?
Hi, I'm Lydia James.
This is my husband, Jim.
Hi, nice to meet you.
Hi.
Sorry to hear about your husband.
How's he doing?
He's, uh...He's struggling with a new reality.
I suppose we both are.
Well...i look forward to the day
when we can all break bread
and argue about religion and politics
and how best to raise our grandchildren.
Yeah, no hurry on that last one,
by the way.
[ Clears throat ]
Well, you raised a fine man.
He's not a man.
Sorry? i said, "he's not a man."
He's a boy.
And none of this would have happened if you people
had had enough common sense to stop it. Mom!
No, I am not going to stand here and make nice
and pretend like this is all okay when it isn't.
Then don't.
It's one thing for you to raise your voice at me,
but don't come in here and dump on my parents.
We made our decision, we got married, and we're happy.
And if you're not here to celebrate with us,
then you should just go home,
because I don't want you here.
[ Sighs ]
[ Sighs ]
Nicely played.
I am so sorry.
As if things aren't bad enough with your family.
You couldn't make it any worse.
You know what's weird?
Even with my parents leaving town,
I have never felt safer in my life.
You know what's weirder?
Seeing you take my mom's head off like that
actually kind of turned me on.
[ Chuckles ]
Five minutes in the elevator?
How about right here?
Mmm.
I forgot how beautiful
Nathan's smile was until tonight.
What hurts most is...
It went away when he saw me.
What happened?
I bitched out Haley's parents
and made things worse.
Nice work.
It's not funny, Dan.
He has a new family now.
[ Crying softly ]
Don't worry.
I promise -- together, we'll get our son back.
Uh, I guess it's no surprise
that some would criticize us
and call us unfit parents.
And normally, they would be right.
[ Laughter ]
And for those who say they're too young,
let me just say -- hell, you can drive at 16,
go to war at 18.
You can drink at 21
and retire at 65.
So, how old do you have to be
before your love...
Is real?
So, here's to you, Haley-bop.
And, Nathan...
She's your headache now.
[ Laughter ]
I think everybody knows
that Nathan and I got off to a pretty sketchy start.
Nathan, "mutual hatred" sound about right?
Worse.
Yeah.
You see, then a funny thing happened --
Haley.
She showed me that you can find the good in everybody
if you just give them a chance --
the benefit of the doubt.
Sometimes, people disappoint you.
Sometimes, they surprise you.
But you'll never really get to know them
until you listen for what's in their hearts.
And that's what Haley did with Nathan.
And that's what we should do for them.
So, for you skeptics out there, prepare to be surprised.
So, this is to my brother.
And my little sis...
In-law...
And in love.
[ Chuckling ]
Cheers.
[ Applause ]
* you're aching, you're breaking *
* and I can see the pain in your eyes *
* says everybody's changing, and I don't know why *
* so little time
* try to understand that I'm
* trying to make a move just to stay in the game *
* I try to stay awake and remember my name *
* but everybody's changing and I don't feel the same *
* you're gone from here
* soon you will disappear, fading into beautiful light *
* 'cause everybody's changing, and I don't feel right *
* so little time
* try to understand that I'm
* trying to make a move just to stay in the game *
I'm glad you came son.
* ... and remember my name...
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