Original subtitles

Seven fights, two attempts escape, set fire to the camera,

organization of a riot in the colony. From a year and a half in prison

You spent 223 days in a punishment cell.

However, prior to arrest you even have a fine

for speeding was not.

What's happened? Why did you suddenly decide to become

crime boss?

Childhood dream.

Understand

I am here to give you

positive recommendations. And for this

you and I need to make a very accurate

psychological picture.

Don't want to cooperate at all?

In the negative, right? You just don't able to build relationships.

It makes it difficult for you to understand the other person and

understand its essence.

You were excellent.

Graduated from the institute with a red diploma,

even got an internship in Moscow,

to build a career there. But a year ago

met a local sucker from the organs,

from which flew in full,

and the anchor had to drop here

to the delight of my mother. Which teases you daily

about a failed marriage.

I verbalized enough and realized

your inner being?

- Where are you from... - The ring is new, but cheap.

Husband is on a budget. Keychain on the bag "Dynamo".

They give such small garbage for the day of the Ministry of Internal Affairs.

The bucket is rare, but you hitched it,

because the person is close, dear.

But all these raspaltsovki - this is you

left from the Moscow internship.

And you work in Vladivostok.

That's when a spouse can so fuck up your career

beautiful girl, he 100% loser.

Which of course will not please any mother-in-law.

And about the child - this is my intuition.

Do you want some advice? Drop it!

If the man is at work do not count as a person

it won't work for the family either.

- What about the child? - Well, you will.

Or go to an orphanage. I'm orphanage, and nothing, became a man.

I... I'm not going to leave anyone.

I appreciate my husband. And he's not a loser.

- Another one. - No.

- Yes. - No! - Yes.

I will be a bastard.

It's Lakin, ecological Department. I'm chasing the intruder.

Moves in the direction of the artist.

Are you running after kids again?

He looks like 12 years old, maybe older.

12?! This is a general concern!

Hold on, man. Sending tanks and aircraft.

Did you hear the sound?

I bet a thousand that the botanist was soaked.

Accepted.

Well, did you run?

- Problems? - I'm an environmental police officer.

Your friend is accused of damage to city plantings.

He deliberately stepped into the flower bed and thereby

inflicted damage on two lavateries...

and four tigridia.

Inflicted damage?

- How is that? - And like this.

Guys, well, no one needs trouble, right?

- I'll make a report now. - Up to 14 years old

I can even a whole flower bed to pick such tigridia.

To your grave. And me there will be nothing for it.

Do you want reinforcements?

Please don't be shy. AND let them bring an ambulance, it will come in handy.

This is my wife. We are expecting a baby.

Don't go guys.

Hello. Yes, Katyusha, what's up? Have the fights started?

No. No, no, not yet.

Turn on the air conditioner.

- I wanted to ask. - What?

- Rest. Let's go boys. - And do you love me?

Certainly. Only me now

not exactly awkward to say, I'm on a mission.

- Important. - All right, don't bother.

Be careful there. - Yes... - On a mission.

Kiss, yes.

Well, why are you silent there, a fucking druid?

Give out something. We've been bored.

Near, I said. - Khromov.

- What? - Whose bag am I carrying?

I don't know Kolya.

You are kind person.

Okay, let's go.

You know where I'm from.

For my city from my city.

Need glasses?

Need glasses?

Oh you rascal!

Purely.

Submit positions.

Crechet in place.

Jays are ready.

- Thank you. - Gauges on point.

Readiness 10 minutes. The target is the Dragon.

Real name: Chen Zhen Lu.

Head of the Triad clan.

Specialization: drug business, smuggling.

Our task is to stop the Dragon. We work quickly and delicately.

First, because here full of civilians. Secondly,

our undercover employee.

We have to wait here.

We begin the capture strictly after the delivery of the goods.

Necessary equipment to collect evidence

currently received by our operative.

Nihao.

Didn't understand.

You guess what?

I said 5 minutes. Well, get out of here.

How is life, Gulchutay?

The client is on site.

(in Chinese)

Cops trample on filthy mats.

The mirror has been moved.

Sha-chi accumulates. Bad energy.

You know, dear, for the sake of He spent a year in prison that day.

And without mirrors and mats. So I'm sorry

but your sha qi is absolutely according to feng shui.

In vain offended a woman.

You, or what, mother?

Not me. You know who.

She opened her soul to you, and you pushed her away.

What are you drilling there, huh?

You will pay today. Get on your knees

and in a year you will crawl back to me.

Will I crawl?

You come on, ventilate here.

Khromov, can you hear me?

- Khromov. - And how.

(in Chinese)

I see object 2. Calls in through the north gate.

All attention.

Object 2 at the entrance, minute readiness.

Igor, this could all be a setup.

I've been waiting for you for a year. If you get killed today

I am very offended by you. Understood me?

Oh sorry.

Kat.

Maybe you need better was still to stay at home,

until the contractions start?

Scheduled soon.

The baby will appear when he wants to,

not when the schedule tells him to.

By the way, I agreed.

You can attend the birth.

To immediately lay the foundations core family consolidation.

- Need glasses? - No need.

- Glad? - I? Certainly.

For the sake of the core, I'm ready for anything, Kat.

Don't worry, you don't have to cut the umbilical cord.

I don't worry. I cut it easily.

- In theory. - Olezh, come on.

If something is bothering you, you tell me right away. I can manage myself.

Yes, I'll go, Kat...

and I will look at all this blood.

Plus, I work for the police.

And our son will also work,

continue the dynasty.

By the way, you know, I thought about it.

This is, of course, ideal. Here in the department of organized crime,

they have these shootouts all the time, chase some crazy.

And the environmental police - wow.

Grass, trees, sunshine.

Everything is safe and close at hand. Very good.

No, don't tell. We also there are serious surgeries.

Recently in March the foreman was crushed by a poplar.

I had to MES-nicks call, saw it all.

- Leg? - No, poplar.

It's just that we don't advertise.

You are my hero. Come here.

Stay where you are.

- Where are you going? - I'm going to do my job.

Believe me, I had to destroy much more serious operations.

Nihao.

Mr Chen says that you look like a cop.

Mr Chen says that believes Russian friends.

They said that you can help promote the product.

Mr Chen wants have you tried this product.

No thanks, Mr. Chen. I believe,

good merchandise.

Don't hesitate. This is not a raid.

Who will take you in uniform, and one more?

- Hello. - Hello.

Senior Lieutenant Leikin. Environmental Police Department.

- Khromov, this is not ours. I repeat. It's not ours. - Yeah.

Do you know that you have moved planting elements?

No, we didn't even notice.

Yeah you almost killed two seaside cross bush.

How did you not notice?

Comrade Senior Lieutenant, sincere condolences

And we're leaving right now. - Again on the grass?

She can't take it.

- (in Chinese) - Give me a sec.

- One second, Comrade Kopeikin. - I'm Lakin.

Don't worry, I say! This botanist, environmental police.

I will destroy everything now.

- Tell him to remove the trunk. - (in Chinese)

Well, let's make a protocol.

Comrade senior lieutenant, well, We consulted with colleagues here.

We are wrong. And decided to honestly contribute

landscaping amount...

Are you offering me a bribe?

No, I want to exchange money.

What do you want, huh?

Let me come tomorrow I'll dig up your whole lawn

buy a bag of seeds, sow.

Well, it's your civil right.

And now the protocol. The lawn is damaged.

You mean just now? Right now and today, right?

Or maybe I'm in your cap stuff these buttercups?

Khromov! The boy is clearly out of his mind.

just do what he wants.

OK then. Look.

Here, I'm already bending in front of you.

Fixing your lawn. I'm ready right now.

So-so. Do you like it?

Let me call you tomorrow here gardeners, scientists.

They will adjust the photosynthesis of the entire market for you.

Or am I here until the night on my knees to stand?

I'm glad you realized your guilt.

- Well, of course I understood. - I think this time

you can get by with a warning.

But please remember

that Primorsky Krai - These are the lungs of our planet.

And take care of its cleanliness - duty of every citizen.

If you endure now, after surgery, I'll let him shoot in the leg.

- Gold words. - Yes.

We need to hang a sign like that over the city. - Two.

Need glasses?

Oh...

Oh... Olezh!

Need glasses?

Come on, back along the track. Just don't turn the wheel...

What?

And this, sorry, rudeness.

That's it, I call the patrol and the tow truck. - Wait.

Wait wait. Hey.

Gone!

All capture!

So, what am I, doorman invite to open the door?

Olezh, are you hurt?

- No. - Help, hurry!

It seems to have begun.

Someone help!

Oh. Where is the car?

Idiots.

Igor. Can you hear me?

Igor, tell me something.

Igor?

And most importantly, don't close your eyes. We'll be in the hospital soon.

Breathe. Come along with me.

One-two. One-two!

- Breathe twice. - Sorry.

And you add gas!

Skip!

- Olezh? - A? - The waters have receded.

We must ... We must firmly cover the wound with both hands!

I'm not for you, zay. You...

You are the main thing... You relax. All is well, all is well.

Kocher.

Hooks.

Come on, more, more. My girl!

- Again. Ready? - Ready?

(in Chinese)

I am a father!

Thank you.

Yes!

We have a boy!

Boy!

Of course I always knew that I won't go to heaven.

Devils with frying pans were waiting for me.

But everything turned out to be much worse.

For almost a year now I've been winding term in a cage a meter and a half

under the supervision of two inadequate guards.

Vanyusha?

I tried to explain to them that I am not their Vanyusha.

But my language has a life of its own.

And the professional level of the father of the family

does not allow him to recognize

in this sucker of a police major.

Do you want to be like dad?

This body is a prison. And any rebellion

ends with a dungeon.

Wait two minutes. Two minutes and I'll be there.

Fine? We just need to get dressed.

Strict regime is observed even for a walk.

I could make an escape.

Feed the dogs

cut the seat belts distract the cormorant on the tower.

But there are too many informers around.

Come to me my boy. Vanechka, come on down.

Look,

The child is only a year old, and already so developed.

Yes, he doesn't talk. at all. Not a word at all.

Vanechka. Come to me.

When everyone is against you...

Who is so brave? - There is only one thing left.

Go into the deaf negative.

My smart girl.

Hold on.

And alone to fight lawlessness.

For me this is not the first walker. So I learned to wait.

And the intuition of the opera tells that I still have a chance

get back in line. "Make a request

to the Department of the Ministry of Internal Affairs for the Primorsky Territory

my direct commander. My name is Igor Leonidovich Khromov.

Major Khromov.

And if urgent action is not taken,

I'll be a year old in five days."

No no no. It's too early for us with you.

Come to me.

Olezh.

Take care of the child, I beg you.

Again to the computer climbs?

Yeah.

Amaryllis.

What a beautiful flower!

You are everything to me flowers you will know.

To be like dad.

Dad is tall and big. Dad is strong.

Well, slick. Dad is a cop.

Supercop. Well, who is your father?

Well, tell me: my dad is a supercop.

Come on, come on. Tell me who is your father?

Who's daddy, huh?

My dad...

goof.

- Who? - A horse in a coat.

Olezh, what do you have there?

Olezh!

All is well, all is well, all is well.

Olezh, how are you?

Why do you scare me so?

I think he spoke.

Who?

Pss, pss.

Hey papa.

What did you hatch? Get me out of here.

- Kat! - Quiet you!

Do you want her to have a heart attack?

Well?

Dressed up again?

I...

I'll manage myself.

- Light, your division! - Quiet!

Where are you going?! Damn, hot water!

Now, now, now!

Oleg. Are you all right there?

Yes, Katyusha. Everything's OK.

Damn cool.

Only in boiling water almost welded. And so in everything else

exemplary just dad.

You you...

- What are you? - I?

Your Nyusha. Is yours...

son. And the voice

it's like a draft blew.

I am the Major of the Criminal Investigation, Khromov,

to which you, nerd,

a year ago he thwarted a special operation.

- God. - The last thing I remember:

light in the eyes and doctors in green.

And carries somewhere.

The tunnel is not visible.

- I thought it was over. - Me you...

How could this even happen?

Are you asking me?

I have no idea.

But I know where to ask.

I told you you'd come crawling.

In short, Baba Yaga, listen here.

You have two options. First:

return everything as it was. I I pretend I don't remember anything.

Second: with everyone with their potions, jars

you move from here directly to the pre-trial detention center and there you think about the first option.

You have to fix everything yourself. I told,

- Hurt a woman. - Wait, what woman?

- What is she talking about? - Yours. What. Wait. don't go.

Katya? What did you say to her?

He told the truth: that her husband is an idiot.

And what, mother? What I should do?

Apologize, give her flowers?

In the Dragon Cave...

touch with your little finger

the soul of your worst enemy.

Here you are making loops.

Cave, Dragon, enemy, finger...

And his wife. And what's the connection?

- I said everything. - Can I ask you one more question? - No.

Where is my real baby now?

In Karaganda.

Please, can you not do that?

Walk, horse.

God. It is he?

Oh my god, is it me?

Let `s play?

Sweets, sweets.

You... What are you doing?

- There is a horned goat for the little guys. - Good.

Listen, you're good!

You were offended

because daddy hasn't come to see you for a long time?

- Oleg, stop, vigorous horse. - Well.

Make up, make up, make up and don't fight anymore.

Wow, you are so strong! And I'm stronger! Ay!

You are stronger than dad! Ah ah ah!

Hey, you got away from my body!

You have no right. This is my child.

Yes? Well then that changes things.

Come on, take him home.

Katya will return, and he is lying there in the crib.

Such a charm.

And now what i can do?

Well, you heard what the witch said.

We need to find the dragon's cave. It looks like this

headquarters of the head of the Triad.

And poke this creature with a finger in the soul.

Well, we're not going conduct a special operation yourself?

Why not? We have the perfect cover.

I am an infant. Ba-ba-ba.

You don't even know who the fuck is.

Well, are we working, partner?

Yes!

- Oh. - Your mother...

She's been doing this for three years now.

The main thing is to find out which she has the latest information

by Dragon. Where is he lit up for the last time.

And further. Remember:

you are not an ecologist, you are opera. Be a man.

Short, clear, to the point. Understood?

Went.

Lyudmila Petrovna!

Comrade Colonel!

And you don't know how things are going

looking for a dragon?

- Whom? - Dragon.

I just thought maybe can I help somehow?

I also participated in that operation.

in some sense.

Lets do it.

Yes?

We'll send you undercover. sit down

a year on the stricter, well to gain confidence, right?

And then talk to by the Dragon himself. How about we try?

I don't...

I thought that you would give me an identikit,

and I can identify him if I see him.

Scary, right?

And you know who really could

- help to get to the Dragon? - Who?

Khromov.

And now thanks to you

he blows bubbles on a hospital bed.

And I'd give a lot to you were in his place.

Free.

Boys, are you hungry?

Yes.

Yes, one more time. This is the Dragon.

With security, heifers, with all personal belongings.

The Dragon has a product.

A year ago he thought found a distributor.

- You? - Me.

When everything was on the ointment,

you drew.

Clear pepper, and the Dragon, and the goods - tu-tu.

Look at me. Sooner or later

The dragon still wants appear on the market.

Question: through whom?

You have to ask who close to the dragon.

Yes, more specifically.

- Ninja? No, they won't say anything.

But this otter...

- Who? - The girl who was with him in the limousine.

I remember her well. Tattoo on left shoulder.

And thanks to you, my dad,

now I know what it means.

- Well? - Amaryllis.

Well done. Downtown there is a club with the same name.

She grazes there, I give a tooth.

- Intuition opera. - We'll call the police.

She will come, detain her, interrogate her,

- and then arrested. - The police?

- Yes. - And who are you?

- I... - You're a cool supercop.

Come on, ecology. It's come time to work in the field.

Everyone, park here. Here the walkie-talkie should finish.

Plaid.

bottle.

- Well, I didn't seem to forget anything. - Yes, once again.

Looking for a brunette of medium height.

The main sign is a tattoo.

Flower on the left shoulder. Reporting to me every step.

Come on, burn. Get out there for both of us.

Yep, got it.

Acacia Bell. I am inside.

Order for you. Choose a convenient position for observation.

I'll have a drink. One.

Tireless, unforgettable Angela!

Presumably I see an object.

What does presumably mean?

Do the notes match?

- Like yes. - Great.

Next - the most responsible.

You choose a convenient moment, roll up to her

and offer to retire.

Retire?! Yes, I am married!

On our mother, by the way!

Not on yours. On your own.

On his wife. Her name is Katya.

Forget Katya for a minute.

Listen, relax. Kayfoni, turn on the fantasy, nerd!

Imagine that you are in the jungle.

She is a gazelle. You are a leopard.

She eats some rare fern.

And you, the king of the jungle, with a fern strictly.

- Savannah. - What? - Leopards are found in the savannas.

In the savannas. Fuck it, go!

Oh, I am the king!

Spotted god! No fluff.

Babe.

How about a night out with a predator?

Well? Submit the situation.

Oleg welcome.

What are you, finally, or what? What am I to you?

You first pay, and then paw.

Sorry. I'm for the first time.

How much do I have to pay?

Well, let's go, I guess.

Everything is fine. Accept her.

ABOUT!

And you are a dreamer!

Actually I'm married.

What, you don't have any money?

I...

Freak! I immediately realized that you are a freak!

Hey leopard.

Do you have everything under control?

No, I didn't want to. I just...

Bell, I'm in trouble.

The gazelle passed out.

I... I'm leaving the clearing.

Will you extend?

- Certainly! - So, pull yourself together.

If the operation has begun, there can be no doubt.

Bring her here and we'll interrogate her.

Yes, Katyusha? Me, you know

it's not very convenient to talk now.

Oleg, where are you? Night in the yard.

But you said yourself...

a late walk wouldn't hurt.

I'm just freeing him this...

energy.

And Vanechka is already sleeping, probably?

Yes all. This is how he falls asleep.

Everything, everything, I understand. Communicate.

Comrade Major.

And what do we do when she wakes up?

Do you know Chinese?

(in Chinese)

Mr Chen says it's too late to fuss.

Where I am?

(in Chinese)

in Upper Guangduan. Song Province Dun Sping.

Wow!

(in Chinese)

You betrayed the Dragon.

And you'll soon find out what it's worth.

(in Chinese)

Joukana Falls -

the last refuge of the apostates.

I didn't betray anyone!

Didn't say anything to anyone!

(in Chinese)

The cops know what he is comes to Vladivostok.

There was no one else to say this but you.

(in Chinese)

You upset Mr. Chen.

So I'm nothing really and I don't know. How could I?

She just called me to the ship, that's all!

(in Chinese)

What ship?

He left me a message what after tomorrow at 10 am

on a tanker. They have there there will be some kind of meeting.

- Don't know. - (in Chinese)

Mr. Chen says he believes you.

And hope you remember the password well. - Password?

But... it's so long... this password.

I brought you half a ton seafood. Where to dump?

Can you not scream like that?

Night in the yard. People are sleeping.

Valim.

Hey! Hey?

The old tanker is not bad.

A rusty vessel does not attract attention.

Even if the cops turn up,

all approaches are being considered.

Don't touch your head, listen. Fields for yourself.

And if they came up with a password,

This means that the bandits do not know each other by sight.

And we can get there.

Pie from the shelf. Well done. And the task is:

under the guise of bandos we penetrate the ship.

- But there is a problem. - Which?

Look at yourself. You are not a gangster. You are, how can I tell you

trepang. Sea cucumber, you know?

Pressed - and you shrank to the size of an oyster.

Well, don't be offended. They will tear you apart, you understand?

And you, you might think, are just a godfather.

It's the first time I see him so calmly let himself be redeemed.

We are working on...

We strengthen the core of family consolidation.

Such bunnies. Come on.

I'll post it on Instagram.

Poor. Such a bunny.

Listen. In order to run for the bandos,

you have to think like a bandos, act like a gangster. And most importantly

talk like a gangster. Usek?

Yes.

And Luntik said: "Let's go and play."

"Of course we'll go," said Kuzya.

The kids joined hands and left.

That's it, gone.

"Law-taiga, prosecutor-bear." What does it mean?

The territory operates exclusively

the rules I set.

It's clear. "Let's bounce - we'll mumble."

It's "Let's go talk" as it were.

This is how you never do it.

So. Kent. Application.

"Your Kents in the ravine are eating up the horse."

Negative assessment of the object's social circle.

It means that...

Kents capable of such an act,

are wolves.

Look at the item "Shameful Wolves". - What are you, everything?

- sleep already? - I'm already sleeping.

Tomorrow we still need to solve the issue of clothing.

Listen, stop, I said.

- Oleg, slow down. - What's happened?

Yes, I need to take a piss. Take me somewhere

- Well, you have under ... - Listen, stop. Stop talking about the diaper.

Show respect. It's not easy for me either.

Needle without eye

Olga, Olga, Olechka,

You bring a disabled person so much, yes half a century.

Oh you motherfucker!

This is "Luntik in Primorye". The performance is like this.

How much longer?

And then mom is waiting for us. It's time to feed you.

Will wait.

Dissolved matriarchy. Katya this, Katya that.

And Katya can’t really cook does not know how to snuggle.

Yes, we are fine with food.

And with affection.

Well, yes, it's fine. No,

I don't keep statistics, but

my bed is two meters away.

I'm not going to discuss such questions with his son.

Zaelo.

No, you still don't caring father. What are you standing for?

Come on, close the gate.

Listen to the older comrade: the woman

must be kept in the palm of your hand.

Are you Lyudmila Petrovna also kept in a fist?

Wow.

Held for a while.

And then the maleha just relaxed and...

yok.

One time I was late, and it turned out that she loves punctuality.

On a date?

To the wedding.

I couldn't.

Nothing in this life I was afraid, but then it got stuck.

And then how he introduced imagine all this here these diapers.

No, I don't want to live like this. The family of a man makes a weakling.

What am I telling you? You look at yourself.

My family suits me perfectly.

She's just not up to me right now.

Arrange a raid on the zone.

And there must be order in the house.

Here you bring him

you will have a wife to walk along the line.

- So what should I do? - What are you capable of?

You have to be unpredictable. Look, do you see this beauty?

He mowed the flower bed and carried it to her. Weak?

But what about core consolidation?

- So. - Rare bullshit.

Something they all-??? in this a mixture bodyazhat.

Cuts it off instantly.

And for the future. At the banana It doesn't taste like banana.

You'd better take this one... Oops.

And what's with the candles?

Asleep?

Like?

I bought here

while you and Vanechka were walking.

Maybe another time?

No, it's now.

I can't with him. I will feed and come back.

Stay where you are.

Where, where did you go? What are you?

This is not how we build a family.

She must be taken while she warm, otherwise we will lose the moment.

Listen... you wait.

Well, we're partners.

We shouldn't have secrets.

Yes... Don't swing, beast.

Seasick.

(sings) In this house I decide what to eat and how much to sleep.

Katyusha, I...

Wake up, Comrade Major.

So one more time.

Passing face control

we go there. If the dragon is there

immediately call Lyudmila, let him send the group.

Here it is, the cave of the Dragon.

- As in prophecy. - I see.

And here is the Dragon itself. Call.

Thank you.

Don't burn.

Sit down, be quiet.

Morning in the house, brothers.

- Who is this? - Life for thieves.

Shut up!

- Good afternoon. - A good hour.

Health, happiness, luck to all.

And in everything.

Our friends want to suggest a new product.

We need to return the phone and get a weapon.

Pull the time.

I am glad to introduce to society a man,

which many of you know as the Dragon.

Mr. Chen says he's ready

offer a sample product

of the quality that no one has seen yet.

This is my spinner.

I have been teaching since childhood.

I myself once started out as a simple runner.

And now I'm in trouble.

That is a bunch of honey.

Sorry for interrupting.

What the hell is this from the mountain?

Actually my element are plains and foothills.

Lowland so, sometimes.

I'm an honest thief, brother.

Let's let our guest finish. There

was a very important thought.

Who crowned you?

Gotcha.

Gocha Maslina.

On the central line along the little Canopy of Mutny.

Through ... Gena Mordvinchik.

Cousin Rezo.

- The one with the scar. - I know Rezo.

- Rezo Kutaisi? - Yes, yes, exactly.

And what Rezo are you talking about: older or younger?

Yes, average.

What the hell is this average Rezo?

Now he is the youngest.

Their mother, she got married and is now expecting a baby.

Doctors say boy.

So technically he's the youngest.

But any minute it can become average.

Aunt Tamriko 84.

In vitro fertilization.

Both Rezos are shocked!

Well, we know Aunt Tamriko can still...

ignite.

Mr Chen asks what are you doing in life?

terpenephenol compounds.

- What? - All sorts of different.

Hemp leaves contain 60 types of various cannabinoids.

We've bailed out

that all the grass in the region is mine.

Moytse, Moytse, we're out of business.

This is not our man, I answer.

You yourself confirmed that this is Rezo's man.

Rezo walks under Zenya. And Zenya is your sidekick.

So ... what kind of rotten presentation?

Let the person himself answer for his market.

Who are you sharing your life with?

Grandmothers are bazaar at the bazaar. And we interpret speech in life.

And my Kents in the ravine are eating up the horse.

The law is a taiga, the prosecutor is a bear.

Let's bounce-bumble?

I share with him. I'm sorry bro.

- Padla! - Chrome!

Comrade Major?

Listen guys...

My friends, I understand Are you irritated now...

But when you calm down, you will understand that

didn't have to apply...

In his Sun Dun Plun afraid to break a blade of grass!

Do you feel like you belong here?

We are here for the ecosystem with bones, and you

eat our ginseng!

Come here, I said!

I will teach you to love mother nature!

Don't worry, it won't hurt.

For eleutherococcus and for the Asian hemp!

Understood?!

- You caught him. - Nothing will work.

Like this? Why?

Because because.

- Yes, this is the Dragon, your worst enemy. - I'm not a Dragon.

And who are you?

Once upon a time, an unusual baby was born on the moon.

I was born!

Luntik.

Sailed.

When this horror is on the market happened... Sorry.

I was just in shock. Some broadcast "Hidden draw" there.

After that, I even wanted to slip away.

But there was no turning back.

Moreover, I'm not alone. I still Angela was dragged into this story.

And what should I do? IN the theater is quite sour.

Although the roles were Here, "Three pig." I was Nif-Nif.

Then "Brownie Kuzya".

They are, of course, diverse.

Luntik - so this is generally the top.

Tours, sold out from Kaliningrad to Vladivostok.

The fans showed up. But the role of the Dragon -

this is a completely different matter.

This is psychophysics plastic is another organic matter.

- Such a heavy eye. - So, it's good to grind.

- Have you seen the Dragon? - Oh, no.

Maybe it's a translator?

Wait, are you serious now?

This dilettante, you know, best case will only play

deaf and dumb Ethiopian backstage in the second cast.

This is the artisan.

Listen, Lunatic.

Does he even exist? This dragon.

Yes.

No?

Yes. No...

Oh, we met your mother.

With this circus your botanical!

- Comrade Major. - Well, don't. You are an officer. - Nerves in general...

in any. - No need. No, don't cry.

Agu. Agu-a-a-a-a. Agu-a-a-a-a...

23 people were detained.

All have previous convictions.

23 firearms.

Let's go to the bullpen for now.

- Is Chen here? - No.

And now what?

And now silence. And we did not take the Dragon,

and lit up in full.

Now he will lie at the bottom for a long time.

We keep changing diapers.

Wait. This is what happens: if we don't find the dragon,

then Comrade Major will remain your son for life?

Shut up, werewolf.

- I think. - I'm sorry.

Yes, Katyusha?

Olezh, here we have such a sun. Did you take him out with panama?

- With panama. - Did you smear the muzzle?

- Yes. - Burn it down.

- And cream. - Comrade Major.

Let me tell you honestly: no matter what happens tomorrow

I am always with you. Are you on you can count on me.

Ready to redeem yourself. - Redeem with blood.

Listen, artist Bezrukov.

How did you know how to pretend?

So they gave me a special phone.

Won. That's where all the scripts came from.

Where are the warehouses?

- What is the goods transported in? - Well, of course.

What are you feeding him? Bottles are all at home.

In the last version of the script

- the goods were wrapped in sweets. - Yes.

There's a lot here.

- Why were you silent, dumbass? - All kisses.

Anyone want candy?

Edren root.

- Jump! - What jump?

Jump, the battery runs out.

Dude!

You are the coldest pepper from everyone I've seen!

- Infernal annealing! - Eh, no!

Where is my child?

The battery is running low. Come on, let's go!

Yes, Katyusha?

Where are you was? Are you OK?

Everything is fine. Everything is fine.

Tell me, did Vanechka come home?

In terms of?! Is he not with you?!

Not at all! This is me so

Just!

Yes!

Of course with me!

Oleg, stop consolidating!

You've been walking for 7 hours. Fast home!

We will soon! Yes.

I'll call you back! Yeah, come on.

Unfortunately, the animal never came out.

Perhaps now it is basking in the shade.

Or maybe just busy eating.

In fact, the only that does not like capybara -

if someone wants to take her lunch.

We go to the ostriches.

Back off. I feed by the hour.

Fuck you.

Got it, fat guy?

Short chainmail?

Edrenny root. If a year ago

someone told me that I will butt with a giant

a hamster over a piece of watermelon...

Giraffe witness, I didn't mean it.

Quiet, mother. Quiet.

He started first.

Pure self-defense, I answer.

Chromium!

All right, everyone, move to a safe distance!

Son!

Save yourself, Comrade Major!

I'll hold her!

Oleg.

All right, Oleg.

We have the Dragon phone.

Well, there is some clue.

I thought... that I lost you.

That you are everything.

Okay you.

I'm fine. Hands and feet in place.

OK. Come here.

Come on, come on, don't slow down. And then I can change my mind.

Well, and this ... Come on "you", or something.

After all, you are not my father.

You are my partner.

Come on. All,

Hare, hare.

Stop! Olezh!

God bless!

You can't imagine me

called, said some nonsense,

what are you in a shark costume there baby

threw over the fence at the zoo and

took the meat from the leopard.

Why are you wet?

Leikin...

Why are you wet?

I... threw it, apparently. And he took it.

I was not myself. Under candy.

- What?! - But I... I fixed it.

You stuck our baby

in a cage with an animal? Why with an animal? He is a herbivore.

And you know he can take care of himself.

Kat.

Maybe you take him to the bullpen? Look at the bandits.

Or are you going to strip clubs?

Since he's so grown up now. - You know, it's very

serious police operation.

Which I can't tell you right now.

Alright I will say. Let this will sound like crap.

Kat, this is not our child.

- Kat. - Don't even come close.

Kat! Katyusha!

Mommy is nearby. Now let's go home. Everything will be fine.

Everything will be fine.

What are you not sleeping?

Go to sleep.

Lives behind a window curtain

spider on thin legs.

Nobody can see him.

Even a little embarrassing.

Wound up once in the kitchen

mosquitoes and evil flies.

And biting and buzzing

at night the children were disturbed to sleep.

Spider, spider,

building a house, fool.

The web is all weaving in shadows for yourself and for the family.

Acacia Bell, welcome.

- Where are you? - Under the window.

Can you take a look? There is a plan.

Jump! I'll catch.

You yourself said if the operation started, no doubt.

I have a plan.

What are you turning up your nose?

I can't control everything at all. - OK.

We still have half a pack of diapers in the car.

Everything is simple. If we can't find the Dragon, then he will find us.

- How is it? - Luntik's phone.

He said the Dragon sends his people

if you send him the GPS coordinates.

Are you going to send him our coordinates?

I've already done it. We're hiding now

Dragon people will come and we Let's call Lyudmila Petrovna.

Wait a second. Where will we hide?

Are you an idiot?

What if they us...

Watch out Chrome!

Do you know what it means to be a partner?

It's about thinking and working together.

And tell each other about your plans in advance. - Agree.

It was... not the best idea.

I think we're only alive thanks to the dragon

I wonder where you got his number.

Okay, don't freak out.

- I borrowed my mom's phone. - Katya's.

- Plan B. - Call Luda! - Thank you, I suggested.

You are directly involved in the process.

Lyudmila Petrovna!

How? Are you already here?

Well done.

Came to the very end. Like grass through asphalt.

I thought only Khromov was capable of that.

How did you manage that?

opera intuition.

Fucking intuition. You did not understand anything.

Would you like to see the Dragon?

Look. Look carefully.

I came up with

the mythical Lord Chen,

who grinds a tooth on Vladivostok

And for five years, while everyone was running after ghost, everything was perfect.

And then Khromov decided to go to jail,

to ingratiate himself with the Dragon.

And I had to bring the image to life.

This artist is from the Youth Theater.

Before the shooting in the market was sure

that he was asked to participate in some sort of game.

And without him there was nowhere.

The translator translated from Russian into Russian.

I just repeated after Luntik.

The killer who brought the Dragon to the market

should have flunked Khromov. But he had no idea

about the capture group that took would have it at the crime scene.

And I had only to give the command,

to lower the curtain.

You ruined everything.

Why did you do all this?

- You loved him. - I loved it, yes. Loved.

I believed we could do something.

To be like people.

I even decided to quit the candy business.

I made money at that moment.

Enough for all the grandchildren. And then...

You know how a woman feels

when they leave her at the doorstep registry office on your wedding day?

It hurts, Oleg. Very painful.

And for him there was nothing more painful,

than to realize that he failed the operation.

Good. How pretty.

And you remind me of someone, my good one.

Someone you me...

Point your finger at the heart!

Oh little one. Well, what are you doing there?

- Grabbed me? - Little finger!

Tell me, would I make a good mother?

Of course it did.

And she would be a good wife. And instead it became

worst enemy.

Although the main enemy for Khromov is

it's him, right?

Everyone, it's good to talk.

Don't be afraid. I will do everything carefully.

Now look what will happen.

Take it.

It's not loaded anymore, hold on.

Take it, I said.

At the head of the Triad

should be a serious image.

- Who? - Luntik merged.

Maybe for the better.

I think I found my new Dragon.

Take it! It's a Dragon!

It's full of banned substances!

Watch out, he has a weapon. He hurt me.

Shoot to kill!

What am I... What kind of Dragon am I?

- Oleg, this is your finest hour. - What?!

- Hand me, quickly. - I'm a Dragon!

Plus C, I'm a Dragon. - Well done, turned on. On your hands!

Pistol to the temple!

- Remove the weapon. - Keep calm, brother!

- Don't turn your back. - Put away your weapon

- said! - Back, I said!

- Left, hold the perimeter. - Everything is fine.

And let's yell!

Push them hard! Come on!

Don't take me for a show! Did you hear what she said?

It's me Dragon! You have been looking for me for so long!

And those are my candies! - Fine.

Back, I said!

I'll blow his head off!

Hold me closer, they won't shoot.

Pistol and let's get in the car!

Get in the car!

Stop, I said!

- I'll shoot! - It's a child.

He didn't do anything wrong to anyone.

You don't know him! He as crazy as me!

That's right, well done.

- Where's the steering wheel? - In the glove compartment!

Step on the gas!

Forgive me Lord.

Buckle up at least.

Opera is possible without a belt!

Sorry guys!

I haven't picked up checkers for a long time!

Attention! We're chasing the seven BMWs.

Do not open fire. He has a child.

- Where are we going? - Where do you need to go?

- I think you need to go to the hospital. - For what?

Correctly this Lyudmila said,

you are your own worst enemy!

Remember the fortuneteller?

"Find Your Enemy" - it's about you!

Oops! And this seems to be true.

Yes, you grow like bamboo!

- Slow down. - Yes.

And now gas and sing!

Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

We won't get away like that. You give there coal!

Please be careful.

Don't teach your father to ride! At I have 30 years of driving experience.

- Come on, he said! - I press!

What are you yelling? We've arrived.

- How are you, dry? - Very funny.

You destroy everything around you.

You are your own worst enemy.

And it is your soul that needs to be touched, you understand? - Yes, I understand.

What are you talking about? The cave is just what?

Good afternoon. I am a father...

his. Please leave the room.

I am a father!

Please leave the room! Fast!

Thank you.

Faster.

Well, maybe stronger. Try. How was it?

"When the younger finger touches the soul..."

Try it with your little finger! Come on little finger.

Well, I don't know how This. Where is his soul?

The police are coming!

- Faster! We won't get another chance! - Yes, you see

that doesn't work!

- Useless. - Nu you same Chrome! Let's!

Turn on your intuition!

Do something. - My intuition sucks.

You can catch criminals with this

but to return - no.

I lost everything, Oleg.

And he traveled with his family.

And yours moved.

Sorry.

What?

"Your worst enemy you will find in the cave of the Dragon.

Touch the younger finger of the soul, and everything will return.

- All hands up! - Wait.

Control!

I need to know what's wrong with him! I have to talk to him!

Please! Please!

Special operation just finished

at the medical center on Russky Island. According to preliminary data,

there are no victims or injured.

And soon the so-called dragon

here he, in fact, should be elected

measure of restraint. IN department of internal affairs

this situation is not yet comment, but we succeeded

find out what high-ranking member of the Triad

decided to take hostages after being exposed

police officers.

And...our sources say

that the behavior of this man the last few

days it was difficult to call adequate.

And it is possible that legal position will

build on full insanity of the defendant.

This is the local police chief. What happened to you, Lyudmila Petrovna?

OK. I remember,

that Senior Lieutenant Oleg Lakin is charged with car theft,

hostage-taking and smuggling large quantities of drugs.

Andrey Zolotarev, Mikhail Milashin, Vladivostok.

Well, how are you, my dear? How are you How are you here?

Ah, quite overgrown. And I look.

Look what I had to do. See?

All this for you.

You've been all your life

looking for my bullet.

She kept being late.

How are you for our wedding?

I asked you to leave us alone!

You would be a bad husband.

You couldn't even really die.

Nothing, nothing, nothing, don't worry.

Don't worry, I'll help you.

It was long overdue put an end to this matter.

Why are you looking at me like that?

What a pity that you still became a vegetable.

Can't appreciate how nice, I got my revenge on you.

How I came up with a dragon for you.

How I played this whole operation in the market.

How did you get humiliated

in the last minutes of your life.

Forgive me Luda.

I lived like a fool myself, because and ruined your life.

Don't, Luda. Here...

highly sensitive microphone.

And there ... Luntik.

I am Comrade Major! The capture team is here.

Happy birthday, Vanyusha! Happy Birthday to You!

Vanyusha, let's blow it, blow it faster!

- Blow out the candle! - Come on, come on, blow it out!

Stronger! AND!

- Well done! - Hooray!

Well done!

Look!

Let's play, and then a cake with everyone.

Kat. What is this, yours?

Oh. My hero.

Oh look. Look look.

What a brave dad.

Look who's coming to us.

Shall we go say hello?

- Hello. - Hello.

- Well. - Thank you. - Hello, brother!

Hey Ya.

So beautiful. Thanks a lot.

What do you not like?

Well, in a pot would be better. Not cut.

With peat. Come on, Vanya. Master it.

Igor Leonidovich, well For what? It's very expensive.

A real opera must drive a four wheel drive car.

Especially since you have a corner in the side rests.

- What? - A?

He sees better.

Well.

We are here today with the whole department on a subbotnik.

Environmental advice required.

Did someone hit the lawn?

No, this is more serious.

Another Chinese peony?

We filled up the peony with fertilizer for a year ahead.

Here bonsai is rushing along with our weeds.

- We gotta weed it. - Yes.

When?

Well.

Yes, everyone gets rakes and shovels.

For extermination. - I understood. Yes, Katyusha.

Take Vanya and go in a cafe, otherwise it's cold

- Heat. - That's it.

He sweats, and then he blows.

Faster, faster. Everyone, come on. I soon.

- So. - Well?

Are we working?

Mercury is in place.

Jupiter on point.

Wow! Moon in position.

Venus is ready.

We are working!

Partner.

Rough horse.