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It was a nightmare.

So many dead people.

So many victims.

It all started a few days ago when I came here for a rave.

And now all that remains is the rotten smell of death.

Got the virus Copy deleted Penetrating Energizing

Like a twisty Miss how you find it Out from the shadows

Terrorizing Cloud your mainframe Chops and hacks it Laser pulse

and Overload it Head into the Final chapter You found the

exit But I locked it

We're taking over.

Nice.

So, where are they, dude? We're gonna miss the boat.

Greg and Simon.

Greg's the guy I played ball with in college.

A good guy, if not a little goofy.

Simon. They say God doesn't give with two hands, and they were right. He got

the looks, but not much between those ears.

Cynthia.

Greg's girlfriend.

Pure eye candy.

I'm, uh, Simon.

Karma. Thinks she's Foxy Brown.

She has a crush on Simon. But Simon only has eyes for Alicia, my ex.

We broke up a few weeks ago so I could study and she could fence.

She loves it.

I don't see what it's good for.

Anyone have one of those invitations with the map on it?

You sure this is where the boat's supposed to leave from? Maybe Joanna

gave you the wrong info.

Uh, yeah, hon. I'm pretty sure.

It says here the boat doesn't leave until 5.

Yeah, and it's 5.15 now, Simon.

Ah, shit, we're so fucked.

They missed the boat to the rave.

If only they decided to stay back in Seattle.

They'd all be alive today.

Unbelievable. It's going on a weekend. You gotta come.

Oh, and you'll never guess who's here.

Hello?

There's cell phone receptions for shit out here.

Hello, sweetie, I'm losing you. Are you there?

Hello?

Oh, shit.

Now, where was it you wanted to take me to?

I was trying my best to function as a single guy should.

Out of the back of my head, something was nibbling away at my subconscious.

Hello?

What you doing over there?

Uh, good evening. Beautiful day, isn't it?

You got yourself some sort of hearing disability?

I ask you a question.

Uh, come to try to your boat, sir.

Oh, you do, huh?

Well, that's too bad.

Because this here's a fishing boat, not the Pacific Princess.

Why don't you try the yellow pages?

We've got to get to this party. There's an island, and we were hoping to use

your boat.

You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?

I said shove off.

Or don't you spreck and say English.

Why don't you just name your price, and we can skip the crotchety old man on the

sea routine.

Man's got to eat, right?

What part of?

Shove off, didn't you understand?

Hold it!

Jeez, who's the U-boat commander?

Wanda Mouse.

What?

How much?

Uh, $300, not fair?

Oh, about $600, mind.

$600? No, no way, that's crazy. No one is talking to you.

Where are you headed, girls, huh?

I don't know, we got this map. It's somewhere in the San Juans. You must

know where that is, right, Skipper?

You crazy?

They crazy.

No, I don't think so.

Excuse me? I said forget it. Yeah, forget it.

Forget it. That means stop talking, stop walking. Why?

Why? Why?

Why? They always ask why.

You know what they call this island?

Isla del Morte.

Morte.

That's Spanish for death.

In case you don't speak Mexican.

Well, listen, friend, I got me an island of cash right here, and if this is some

lame attempt to hit me up for more cash... No, it ain't.

There ain't enough cash in the world to make us go back there.

Keep the cash. Keep the cash.

Let's get out of here. Fuck it. A grand.

You say 500 now.

Another five on the way back.

You can be mighty persuasive if you want to be, Mr... Cruz.

Simon Cruz. And you are? Kirk's the name.

What was that?

Captain Kirk.

Does it make you Mr.

Spock?

I don't like no Captain Kirk jokes.

Now let's shove off.

Before you say something else, you'll regret it.

All good.

Captain! Captain!

I'm not going. I'm not going.

There's evil spirits on that island.

You just get the deck lines and let me worry about the evil spirits. Okay Sally

Shit

we gonna do

Got no choice got to do what the lady says put the layer departure

for why though

Delay us? For how long?

Oh, I imagine they're looking for guns, drugs, who knows what.

Probably take them a few hours.

And that's only if they don't find them. Kirk.

How much to lose them?

Simon. Did you forget what today is?

You can't lose them, right?

Sure I can.

Who is talking, Alexander Hamilton, Ben Franklin, or you? The second Friday of

the month, Kirk. Do it.

The divers and I are moving out.

Over.

I ate your breakfast, too, you kid.

But I would have done it for free.

Lady needs to dine on humble pie once in a while.

So you've run into her before?

Run into her?

Oh, yeah.

She's had a hard-on for me ever since we got out of the service, and I didn't

start working for Uncle Sam like she did.

Can't blame her for still getting better with me, can you?

Sweet! Oh, man.

Come on.

Come on what?

Let's go swimming.

No.

You're crazy.

Don't be pretty enough to eat.

You're nuts, baby.

Oh well.

Alright.

Ruff!

Aw yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, that's cold, baby.

No.

Come on, you big wimp.

No, go.

You have a good swim, babe.

Yeah, fine.

It's fine once you get in. Come on, Matt.

You're no fun.

He's heading out to the San Juan Islands, Cap.

Just maintain speed and distance.

I don't want him to make us.

Yet.

Don't come near me.

Okay.

Bust a butt getting something back at the, uh... You know what?

Whatever you're saving.

It's cold.

I know.

Greg, you look like shit, man.

Here, have another beer. This will make you feel better.

Come on, Matt. Don't play games.

Matt, where are you?

Matt!

Did you get a real good peek there, Perf?

I want to give this to you.

What's this for?

It's for your protection.

It's okay, I'm on the pill.

It'll ward off evil spirits.

And protect you and your friends from harm.

Whatever, Gandalf.

What is that?

Matt?

Matt?

What is this?

Matt, are you...

Is that you Matt?

Matt?

Matt?

Matt?

hey cat i can get a little closer to him no let's keep our distance and see where

he's headed come on baby while we find out did

you

hear that

Okay, Sally.

Okay, guys, there it is. There it is.

Yes.

Yes.

Finally.

Easy now.

Almost there.

I know where they're docking.

Drop me off on the other side of the island.

You want me to radio for backup?

Nah. I think I can handle Victor myself.

They're on their way.

What do you want to do now?

Let's go.

I found a spot for our merchandise.

Start unloading. If Casper comes after us, she won't find anything left on

board to arrest us for.

Yeah,

right up here.

Wait, wait, let me see that a second.

Well, you're obviously no cartographer.

What? Come on, it's this way.

Smart, too, isn't she? Yep.

Smart enough not to get involved with the likes of you, bro.

Captain! Captain!

Seems like a storm's coming up.

Maybe so.

But that's all right.

Keeps Casper up our ass if she tries coming after us while we blow on out of

here. What about the kids?

We can't leave them alone. This is a bad island.

I ain't waiting around for them. Not if we have a chance to slip back past

Casper.

You better keep unloading.

All right, Cap.

Fine.

Then we'll come back next week when the heat is off, huh?

You hear something, Captain?

No, nothing.

Where is everyone?

I can't believe this.

We have this entire place to ourselves to dance the night away, and I intend to

put it to good use.

I'm not so sure that's a good idea.

Yeah, you would say that. Do you mind if everybody isn't miserable like you?

Yeah, you know what? I remember when she used to be fun.

When was that? Kindergarten?

That was funny.

You're funny.

I think something bad's happened here.

Ooh, like what?

Well, they sure as hell did not go to 7-Eleven to get more booze because the

keg is full.

Right on.

Cheers. Chin-chin.

Salud. L'chaim.

Well, what the fuck?

Doesn't this bother any of you?

We're on the island where the Rave of the Year is supposed to be happening,

but it's completely deserted.

Yeah, it worries me. It worries me they don't have any mixers. Simon cannot

survive on butt alone.

Speak for yourself, dude.

Look,

I don't know about you, but I'm gonna go see if I can find out where everyone

went.

Okay?

Is anyone else coming?

Oh, hell no. Me and Sin are gonna groove to some funky tunes all night long.

Right, baby doll?

You know to plumb.

Okay, you know what? I'm coming with you.

I was trying to get diabetes from all the sugar, sugar over here.

What about you, studly doodle?

Three's not company in this case. I think I'll join you.

Good. We need a big, strong man to protect us.

Problem is, there's never a big, strong man around when you need one. All right.

I always have to do this shit.

Hamlet, is that you?

Hello,

Cleveland!

Cut it out.

Because I said so.

I said so?

Wait, wait, wait.

Shh, shh, shh.

I think I feel some rain coming.

Why don't we, uh... I think, uh... I think it might... I think it might rain.

Why don't we, uh... Go somewhere where we won't get wet?

Too late.

Clothes.

Velcro. Beautiful Velcro. We are gonna do the humpity-bumpity thing.

One, two, three.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What if the others come back?

I can be quick.

What else is new?

Don't take it personal, Greg. I know a lot of men have these sorts of problems.

I didn't hear you, idiot.

Go pee in the bushes.

I just got to go and take a pissazong.

All this beer has got to go somewhere.

Come on, Trix.

All right, then.

Hello?

It's so quiet.

Oh, come on. We're out here on this beautiful island.

It's a gorgeous night. Why don't we play for a little while, shall we, ladies?

Why don't you just stick to playing with yourself for now, Simon?

By the way, what's with that stupid accent?

I don't know.

Salish, are you done yet?

Salish!

I got it right back baby.

Mama's gonna give it to ya.

You get a load of that.

What the hell is it?

Looks like it was built a millennia ago.

Simon, centuries.

Right, well, that's what I meant.

Should we go in?

I am not going in there.

Yeah, unless there's a spa and a 24-hour room service. You're on your own, hon.

Well, are you coming or am I going in myself?

Didn't you ever watch Scooby-Doo?

This is so not a good idea.

I am completely not in favour of doing this.

Well,

the candles are lit.

Someone must be home.

Hello?

Alicia, watch out!

What the fuck?

Alicia, what the hell are you doing here?

Where is everyone?

Shut the door!

Broke my glass. Alright, nice.

Okay, what is going on here?

We'll show you.

Come on.

I've got it on tape.

Sorry, I don't have a lot of footage here. I just... Everyone

was partying, you know, drinking and

dancing and just hanging out and having fun. And then these things came and they

attacked the Wraith, started killing everybody.

Those of us that could get away did. We ran.

We finally got to the boat, but it wasn't there.

These things, they just kept coming and coming and killing.

We finally found this house, we ran inside and tried to hide, and that's

when you guys came.

I thought you were more of them.

Them? Who the hell is them?

Who?

Try what?

What? Rudy, they were dead people.

Okay, guys, you saw the tape.

You may not want to believe it, but those are reanimated corpses, just like

out of a fucking Romero movie.

A what?

A Romero movie. You know, like the Holy Trilogy, Night, Dawn, and Day?

They say he's gonna make Twilight of Dead one day, but I kinda doubt it, you

know? Okay, I find this all a little hard to believe.

It was a stunt. It was part of the rave.

It wasn't a stunt, Alicia.

You know what?

Simon says let's get the hell out of here and let the cops ask questions

later while we're kicking it back and Seattle's telling our story to the

Enquirer. Sounds great.

You got a boat?

Yes, down at the beach.

Thank God.

Then let's not waste any more time yakking. Let's just go.

We can.

We still have friends back at the rave. We're not gonna leave them. No, no, no.

We gotta get out of here while we still can.

We're not leaving without them.

So let's go.

So, you came with that girl?

Yeah.

Let me just give you a tip. I don't think she's a natural red, white, and

blue.

Better at the rave.

So, uh, who's your boy over there with the Tom Cruise smile and the Rain Man

grin?

He just so happens to be the biggest underwear model in America, if you must

know. Oh.

Congratulations.

That's great.

You okay, Simon?

Sure.

Do not do that.

You're being taken, Hugh.

This is all just one big practical joke.

Yeah? Well, if you've been here, which you weren't, but if you were, you

wouldn't think it was a joke. Believe me.

Hey, you guys, what is that?

I'm still not touching that.

Hold this.

Let's flip it over.

Liberty!

All of a sudden, the freaking, the banging, and then the freaking thing

fell over, and I was stuck inside.

Shit involved.

You're in deep shit, huh?

It's very funny.

Who are you?

Where's Cyn?

I don't know, bro. You tell me.

We gotta go find her.

What the hell was that thing?

Our best friend.

Not anymore.

She's like a wild animal.

Did you see her face? Oh my god.

It's horrible.

What happened to her?

Everybody hold on a minute.

Maybe I can get us some answers.

MacGyvers, come in.

This is Casper.

Come in.

Over.

I'm not getting anything on the radio.

Anyone? I have a cell phone.

Yeah, we already tried. It's not working. There's some sort of

interference.

Look, I don't know what's going on here, okay? What I do know is that I've got to

get you all off this island. How did you get here?

On a boat, like everyone else, but it's gone. It's been destroyed.

We didn't. We came in Lazarus with Kirk.

Where is he?

He's in the inlet down on the beach. Can you take me to him?

Are you going to arrest him?

Not at the moment.

Right now, I just want to get you all as far away from here as possible.

Sounds like a plan to me.

I can't believe

Cynthia's dead.

I'm so sorry, Josh.

Quiet, everybody.

Hey, everyone quiet.

Shoot it!

What do you think I'm trying to do, you fucking moron?

I'm in med school

Is that a bite?

Yeah.

I've got to get back to the patrol boat. I can get on the radio and get us some

help.

Wait, wait, wait. What, are you just going to leave us here? We're not

looking for the cavalry?

No, you're coming with me.

Me? Why me?

Are you a doctor? No.

Are you wounded? No. Can you use a gun?

Well, I can't. That's why you.

The boat should be a mile or so up the beach. We'll climb aboard and come back

for help. Understood?

Come on.

Greg, my name's Greg. Come on, Greg.

Okay, what the hell were those things?

I don't know.

But what I do know now is why they call this island Isla del Muerte.

You gotta do this. You gotta do this.

There must be some kind of scientific explanation for this.

Liberty's right.

There gotta be some kind of mutation.

Yeah, from what?

The shrinking ozone? What, two little sunscreen?

Rudy, give me a break. These are zombies, pure and simple.

The sooner we accept it and deal with it, the better chance we have of getting

out of here alive.

Captain, your first mate seemed to know something about this island. What was

it? Nothing but old wives' tale.

Like The Walking Dead?

Well, best I reckon the story goes...

There was once some crazy Spanish padre.

Spanish from Spain.

Hundreds of years ago.

His name was Castillo Sarman.

You asked to see me, Father Castillo.

Come closer, Captain.

I cannot see your face.

Are you afraid, Captain?

You know why I was banished from Spain?

Your experiments are not of God.

God?

What has God done for you or for me?

May he have mercy on your soul.

The Spanish were trying from falling

the sands into the Limes.

They never made it to the garrison.

They say he murdered the crew of the San Cristobal.

enslaved the natives of this island and killed whoever came here ever since.

Some say he still does.

Sorry I asked.

You ask me, it's just a bunch of smugglers and cutthroats looking for

ways to scare people off.

Well, you would know, wouldn't you?

What can I say?

They're doing a hell of a job, ain't they?

What is it?

I can't hear anything.

Neither do I.

No, no, no.

I miss you.

We can't stay out here like this. We're too vulnerable.

I know, but we can't leave until Greg and Casper get back. We gotta get back

on that boat, but there's no way I'm going in that water. We can't go

anywhere now. It's too far. Besides, we don't know what's still on that boat.

What about that house?

It's defensible. We'll have shelter.

Okay, it's a good idea.

We make a run for it as soon as they get back.

Yeah, what if they don't come back? What then?

They'll come back.

Yeah, but what if they don't? What are we gonna do?

We don't have any weapons or food. We don't have shit.

I'm sure we do.

You gotta be kidding me. This is why you had Casper on your ass all night? You're

smuggling Cuban cigars?

Among other things.

Still hard at work smuggling, I see, Victor.

Don't you just wish you could prove that, Jordan?

What did he say?

Funny thing is, we just found him here sitting on the beach.

Right. Crazy, huh?

I'm not gonna worry about that right now. We've got bigger problems.

My patrol boat's been destroyed. My first mate is missing.

What about Greg, Casper? Where is he?

Yeah.

I don't think he made it.

What do you mean you don't think he made it?

He's gone.

Sorry. Well, we gotta go back there and look for him.

Maybe there's a chance he's okay. I mean, we can't just leave him out there.

He's dead.

And if you don't want to end up just like him, you'll shut up and listen to

what she's saying.

What else you got in there besides smokes, Kevin? Anything useful?

Hmm. Let me introduce you to my little friend.

And who said size doesn't matter?

Nice.

But mine's bigger.

Mossberg 500.

Stainless shotgun with incendiary shells.

Saving the best for last.

Here you go.

Take it.

Good choice.

Desert Eagle.

I like the way you think, girl.

We can't stay here for long. Those creatures are everywhere.

We talked about making a run for it to that house that we found.

That sounds like a good idea. We can hold up in there until help arrives.

If help arrives.

Don't worry. When we don't report in, the Marine Patrol will come looking for

us. Everyone had to use their weapons.

We have to make room for it.

Okay, what if they're already inside?

It's a chance we'll have to take. We can hold off a lot better in there than we

can out here. Watch these squadrons. Okay!

Come on!

Now see what you get by playin' Gargi Over bodies, up the seats, that's a

weapon of peace Now I got it, rip em to pieces Like a leather through the

shredder, no one does it better Kill or be killed, blaze or die Point one in the

eye, every dead will die You want me dead, come and try Make it a suicide,

serving up demise I am Fury, bringer of the future to the hearts of the dead We

got the code relentless I am fury, bringing up the vengeance.

Will you hide or will you bear witness?

I am fury, bringing up the vengeance. If I hide just today, you got me totally

relentless. I am fury, bringing up the vengeance.

Will you hide or will you bear witness?

And over here, go!

When you bear witness,

I am furious.

I could blow the door, but if I do, there won't be anything left to keep him

out.

Forget it. Find another way.

Could it something to be sure you're gonna edit?

MacGyver's Save mine for myself. Come on!

Are you okay?

Watch out!

The window!

Can you get through, Rudy?

Yeah, come on!

Die,

you son of a bitch!

Casper, look at me.

I need you to look at me, okay?

Look at me.

Look at me.

We saved us, okay?

Didn't make it.

Sorry.

Okay, you just... Okay,

Captain. It's gonna hurt.

Do it.

Do it.

Are you ready? Yeah.

Fucking elephant, man.

Simon, if you shouldn't... Get away from me, okay? I don't need your help.

I don't know.

What do you think's gonna happen to us?

Does it matter?

It does. It matters to me.

I mean, are we even going to get out of here?

Even if we get out of here, I'm finished.

Who's going to be able to look me in the eyes with a face like this?

I'm a freak. I belong in the fucking circus.

Don't talk like that.

I happen to think you've been very brave tonight.

And I still think you're pretty damn sexy.

You're not just doing this to make me feel better, are you?

I'm doing this to make me feel better.

It's so quiet.

Yeah, it's almost too quiet.

Look at this.

What?

Why are they dragging them?

What are they doing with the bodies?

I've got a bad feeling.

What happened?

Rudy, what happened? Why does it matter what happened?

She's dead.

I didn't save her.

It's not your fault. It was my fault!

It was my fault!

Were you here?

Did you see it?

Did you see me watch them rip her apart?

It's not going to happen again.

We need to get out of here.

Hey, it's Kirk.

You need to take a look at him. He's getting worse.

How

you

doing, Captain?

I wouldn't mind a drink.

That's all we got.

Not exactly what I had in mind, but the thing's just the same.

Guys, check out this book.

It looks pretty old. Maybe it'll help us.

Well...

That cuts it.

I'm either going to get better or I ain't.

In any case, you have no aqua, a fistful of ammo left, and zero rations.

Maybe it's time you stopped babysitting me and started worrying about yourselves

a little.

What do you have in mind?

Check out the rest of the house.

See what you can scrounge and where you can fortify yourselves better.

There's no telling what's coming through that door now.

Maybe there's another way out of here.

You guys, this looks like a ship's journal.

And according to the officer's logs, it says that Castillo-Sermano killed the

captain, then beached the ship and lit it on fire.

Oh, so the stories that Kirk told us make sense now.

You better go now.

Go.

All right.

You gonna be okay?

Yes, it's fine.

If not, I've always got this.

The captain's right. We gotta get out of here and search the rest of this house.

Let's go.

Let's start with the courtyard.

What is all this?

What's in there?

Rudy, I can't... It's locked?

Yeah.

Do it.

Oh my god.

This is sick.

Alicia! Sorry.

This is unbelievable.

Why aren't these zombies alive like the other ones?

I don't know.

It's blood.

It's blood?

Yeah, but... It's not human, though.

It's like it's... It's like it's been mutated.

I've never seen anything like it before.

It's completely unnatural.

It's fucking genius.

Salish? Salish?

Salish? Salish?

Kirk?

Sellers live like one of them.

Kirk! Where are you?

Kirk.

What are you doing?

They're gonna kill you.

I'm dead already.

See you on hell, boys.

Everybody get down!

Get out of here, everybody!

Get this, get this!

Lock the door!

Come on, hurry, hurry!

Rudy!

What?

It's gunpowder. Well, it's a good thing we can use it, right?

The only way we could use it is if we blew it up.

No, it's useless because someone would have to be here.

I'm going to the lab. I'm going to see if I can find something. Okay, I'll go

with you.

Must be some kind of catacomb underneath the house.

Simon?

Sorry, Karma.

This must be how they ship supplies from the ship to the house. If that's the

case, then one of these tunnels lead to the beach somewhere.

Let's go.

Be quiet.

Let's go.

I'll take care of these guys.

Greg, what are you doing here?

What is this, Rob?

Greg, we thought you were dead.

Greg, say something.

Alicia, get away from me.

That's not Greg! Get away!

On the table!

Hold him down! Hold him down!

Your body parts.

They will serve me well for a long time.

Beautiful. The blood we found.

The thoughts of the creature.

You created it all so you could be immortal.

Why?

All these years it finally works.

The blood lives like I said it would.

Fantastic.

Did you hear what I said?

It works.

I'm going to live forever.

Forever.

I will never die.

You think you can kill me?

I will live forever.

I just want your flesh.

Isn't it nice to know someone wants you for your body?

Yeah.

Pitting them what they want.

We gotta get to the beach. Come on.

Maintain perimeter.

G and I are proceeding inside.

Advise of any contact with reanimated homo sapiens. Maintain alpha alert.

Who are you?

Who are you?

We're here to rescue you.

Oh.

Thanks.

Is she okay?

Does she look okay?

What's your name?

Rudolph. You got a last name?

Kurian.

I feel guilty because of what happened.

It was a nightmare.

So many dead.

So many victims.

And people that were my friends.

And now we go home.

Me and Alicia.

Or whatever she is now.

Whatever I've created.

God ain't love.

bitch is this the end i don't think the beginning

my

heart feels no

pain my soul feels no shame

So I unleash the wrath of a lyrical bloodbath. Fear in their eyes.

Ignorance of wise.

How about how the lies to escape the prophesies. Man of mayhem. Mark the

madman. Putting out the lights of the scam.

I am doing it. Bringing up the vengeance.

Coming at you hard. Turbo V is relentless.

I am doing it. Bringing up the vengeance.

Will you hide or will you bear witness?

I am doing it.

Woman, it's too hard. Turbo P is relentless.

I am doing.

Bring your other vengeance.

Will you hide or will you bear witness?

Will you hide or will you bear witness?

Will you hide or will you bear witness?

Will you hide or will you bear witness?

I know what you're thinking, baby.

I wish that you could be me.

Even with a satellite, you

haters could not see me.

This is real This

is real

This is

real I

need sun The

House of the dead.