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What's happening?

Nothing. I'm putting on my bikini.

My whore bikini.

Yeah.

What's up, Jessie?

What's up, man?

I'm going to be working in public today in a lemonade stand.

What?

Being all the whore.

So there's like a curtain behind me, so Jesse's going to plow me from behind,

and I'm going to have to try to sell some lemonade.

I'm in, man. And Jesse makes me laugh, so I'm sure I'm just going to be a hot

mess today.

But do you think you're going to be able to...

To keep your composure? No, and I'm a giggler, so I'm going to be giggling the

entire time.

Just go, because I'm hoping you're going to have so much fun. I know you love

sex. I really hope I don't get arrested.

No. That would be nice.

You ready to do this? Yes.

Okay, I'm going to go and play with it now.

Whop!

Come here.

Do you guys want some lemonade?

Sure. You got some fresh squeezed lemonade?

It's freshly squeezed. Come on. Come on.

It's in the back.

Wait right here.

What do you think?

Do you want to make it as juicy as your ass?

It's pretty juicy.

So, do you guys want some?

Yeah.

Who made it?

I made it.

Of course.

You do this all the time?

I feel like it.

Sometimes I get a really good craving for a little egg, so.

Oh, that's delicious.

Thanks.

This was great. Yeah.

Sorry.

Yeah. Yeah. Is that a good way to beat the heat?

Oh, definitely. It's very hot.

Yeah.

It's super hot.

What else is super hot? You look like you're beating some kind of heat back

there yourself.

I'm just trying to stay cool.

Staying cool?

Mm-hmm. What do you like to do to stay cool?

I love making lemonade.

I don't know, I just like meeting people and coming out here and, you

know, squeezing lemons.

It's just so much fun.

Yeah,

you should.

I just really love lemonade.

Really? I get really excited. Sometimes I just have to like scream because I

just get these like... Lemonade cravings. Yeah. And sometimes something

happens that's like super unexpected that I didn't know was going to happen.

So like. What's going on with me? Yeah. Some squeezing lemonade back there. I

have some lemons back there. You got some lemons? What kind of lemons?

They're organic.

What do you want them?

I have two that I really like, but I'm saving those for later.

You got some gluten-free lemons too?

Hey, Nate, where you at?

You need to come see this, bro.

Oh, we're over here at the lemonade stand.

We actually have some really good lemonade. You should come join us. You

want me to come grab you from the front?

I'm coming your way right now. Give me one second.

Hey!

What's up, girl?

Do you want some? Sure.

That's fucking amazing.

Yeah. Hi. What are you selling lemonade for?

Um, charity.

You know, I'm just trying to do a good deed.

Oh, that's so nice. I want to give you a donation.

Can I give you a donation? Sure.

Thank you.

Maybe I should try the lemonade thing. Wait, don't try this one. This is the

special one. Oh, thanks.

I love lemonade.

It's amazing.

Cheers.

Are you from around here?

No, actually I'm visiting in town and I was taking a walk and I saw your sign

and I was like... No way!

I love lemons. Something refreshing?

Sorry, I stuffed... Did you hear that? I stuffed him a lemon. Did some lemons get

squeezed? What's going on? I did.

I just flipped it. It's fine. It's the machine.

No squeezing.

This is really good.

Yeah? And what's your name?

Lots of sugar. I like it really sweet.

So, yeah.

Are you from around here?

I'm just visiting, you know, just kind of caught my attention.

Trying to sell me some lemonade, you know.

That's right.

You all right back there? What's going on? Yeah, I'm totally cool.

I'm just hanging out.

Here we go again.

What happened to Nate? He's supposed to be coming out here.

I know. Go see where he is. Yeah, yeah. I want you to see where your friend is.

I'm going to talk to him.

But make sure you come back and get some more lemonade. Yeah, yeah, I'll be back

for sure. We'll be back.

I'll come get them right now. Okay.

Have you had a lot of Christmas today?

It's been really busy.

Oh, that's so sweet of you.

Um, I really like it.

It's been, it feels really, been really good.

Busy.

I just really, really love lemonade.

You really do love lemonade.

You know?

So, yeah.

They're organic and locally grown.

I just, sorry.

That's not in my throat.

What?

I was wondering.

No, it's cool. How's your lemonade?

It's amazing.

Yeah. I love it. It's really good. Awesome.

How cute. You get the little set up yourself. I know.

I wanted a lot of people to come inside my lemonade stands.

Oh, nice.

Yeah, pretty good.

You're like super cute.

Did you come over to my lemonade stand more often?

Oh, maybe I will, actually.

Well, I'm in town, so I definitely will. That would be so...

Would you like some lemonade?

Is it freshly squeezed?

Yeah,

it's squeezed and juiced.

Did you do all this yourself?

Yeah!

Yeah, I'll take it. Please.

She wants to come inside my lemonade stand. Yeah, I love when guys come

inside my lemonade stand.

We're good.

Here you go.

Cheers.

I'm going to get another.

Don't leave.

Something's going on over there.

So yeah, how is it? How's the lemonade? Oh, it's delicious.

Yeah?

I just had a wash of lemon.

It helps beat the heat.

Yeah, it does. It totally helps beat the heat.

charity called ZZ. It's new and yeah it's really good.

A really good cause.

They do like some amazing work.

Really?

Yeah I want to check that out too.

Is there lemonade over there as well? Where?

That charity.

What charity?

ZZ Charity. Oh no!

It's kinda windy out, so, like, totally. It is windy, girl.

As long

as I get to be.

Really? Yeah, as long as it's fun, you know.

I'm just hanging out. Yeah, I mean, well. Yeah, you guys are just hanging

out in the show tub.

It's super fun. Her top's coming undone through the wind, like.

and fresh sneezes. Oh,

of course.

Sorry,

sorry.

Sorry, I just am a little bit excited.

Sorry.

It's okay. It's good for like the grass or whatever.

You're welcome.

Let me see if I can get you a napkin.

Please. You're very kind.

I'll be here. Okay.

What's up? Interesting day we got going back here. Yeah.

You like that lemonade, huh?

Yeah, I know. What? Is everything okay back there? I'm just like...

You're getting some good lemonade.

Maybe she's making it back there.

Oh, you're back. I'm getting back.

Hi. Do you guys want some more lemonade?

I have more. This is the super special one.

It's kind of sweet.

I put a little bit of lime in this, but I don't tell anybody.

Oops, sorry.

Special mix?

Yeah.

Do you make the lemonade back there?

Yeah. That's what it sounded like.

I like to get a good workout in when I sleep.

I like to take two and really

squeeze them before I open them.

It makes me really... I just feel like it makes better lemonade.

It's a really good technique. It sounds like you have a machine back there.

Yeah, I do have a machine.

It's a new machine on the market.

It's like, you know, it's a good machine.

I call him a he sometimes because I just really like him.

Because he saves, he just makes money.

What's the secret ingredient that you put wine in this lemonade?

What's going on? I use a lot of sugar. A lot of sugar?

What's with the bell?

Sometimes I want to attract to the customers and I put the bell.

This is like my favorite lemonade stand ever.

Yeah, you know what I mean?

And how often are you open?

I'm always open. You're always open? I'm wide open right now.

Wow.

I'm going to miss this a little bit. I don't know.

I'd much rather be here than anywhere else. I like that you guys are hanging

out. It's super cool.

It's just delicious.

It is?

Do you like it?

It's actually amazing.

Especially that new mix.

I know, it's a secret mess. The lines are a mess.

Uh-huh.

Is this shaking me? I don't know what's going on. Sorry.

It's really windy, right?

It's windy, yeah.

Let me just make sure. I'll be right back.

Interesting day, you know?

I guess this happens all the time. That's why we spent so much time.

We were just walking down the street. Oh, yeah.

Is everything okay? What?

I'm fine.

I'm just looking for more lemon.

Okay.

With your throat?

Uh-huh.

I just like to sing to them sometimes.

No, you know what it is? She likes to try them to make sure that they're...

Oh, she tries them. Yeah, just to make sure that they're at the right ripeness.

Right?

all of this by hand.

That makes sense now.

And you know, you try them, so you're using your mouth as well. Amazing.

So we know they're tested.

Exactly.

One of them's got a 14-day test.

I'm back.

I just wanted to take a little break.

Everything's good back there? Yeah.

I allowed myself a little break.

This is the best one I've ever had and I just want to see if I can get one of

those. Of course you can! I don't have any more than I just bought. Oh no! I'm

going to give you a freebie after that.

It's all for charity. It is, it's for charity.

Oh sorry, I just... I just thought you got a lot of lemonade.

Does anybody else like some of this?

Yeah, absolutely.

She's so generous as well.

And I don't know if you guys know that she has the biggest smile on her face.

Yeah, she's just so happy to do her job. I do. She's like, love, love that!

Woo!

Woo!

I don't have a day when I've never been to a lemonade stand. Really? Yeah, I

know. This is a crazy lemonade stand. Is this your first lemonade stand?

Like this. Like this? Yeah.

Never once worn like this before.

Yeah, especially with Everything okay back there?

Yeah, it's fine.

You sure?

Uh-huh. Give me one sec. I was making more lemonade.

Okay, great.

I just really like making lemonade.

Well, use that machine that you got back there because it really makes it good.

Yeah, yeah.

You're, like, really smart.

Yeah, no, she's really smart.

She's probably just working really hard.

Let me take a picture.

Yeah.

And this is your own special blend, right?

Yeah. It was actually like a family recipe.

One more question. Do you grow these leaves yourself?

I do not.

Really? But I pretend I do.

I'm just really excited about lemonade.

That's so amazing.

When the lemonade does that, when it hits me, I'm like, what is happening?

Do you have any help back there?

No,

just my machine.

It's imported from Canada.

Um, lemon squeezer. It's like, yeah.

What brand is it?

Um, it's a Jones.

Yeah. A Jones. Yeah. Okay.

So. I'll have to check that out. Is there an earthquake? Do you guys feel

anything weird?

We are in California. I mean, maybe. It looks a little weird.

Yeah. Maybe that's what it is.

Some kind of begging.

I'm just going to hold on to this wall just because I feel like there's like an

earthquake. Are you sure you can make the machine on?

I can see if I left the machine on. Just excuse me.

Oh, I did leave it on.

Oh, okay. That makes sense. No problem.

It was an earthquake.

That's what happened in California.

Well, as long as she's okay.

That Jones must be it. The machine is making really weird noise. I don't know

what's going on. I'm going to try to fix this machine really quick.

Hold on one sec.

I'm just going to make...

on yourself or is it turned off for you?

It's self-sustaining.

Wow. I need one of these Jones machines, man.

If you don't mind, I don't really want to talk prices, but how much is that

machine? It depends on how long you use it.

That's a weird machine.

Is that a new machine?

Do you lease it?

Yeah, like can I rent one or is it purchase only?

I rent it.

It's like a daily rent. and all things.

I'm just looking for more lemonade.

Oh, okay. How are you doing with your lemonade?

We're doing a little low.

What's up?

Father, we're just hanging out and doing the lemonade.

How long do you guys expect visiting for?

Honestly, he called me and I was just going to hang out for a little bit. Work

got canceled today, so. Oh, okay.

I heard fresh squeezed lemonade. Yeah.

Yeah, we were just in the neighborhood.

Oops.

Sorry. I'm just, um, I thought I dropped some lemons down here, but I don't see

them. Let me just look really quick.

Um. Did your shirt come off?

What? No.

I broke it. You broke it? Yeah.

Did the machine break it for you? How did that happen?

I don't know.

I think I caught it on a lemon.

Do you have like a lemon tree back there? What?

Do you have a lemon tree back there? Oh, whoopsie.

Okay, it's fine.

It's fine.

My lemon got loose.

Whoa,

this is our lucky day.

It's going down.

Cheers to lemon. Cheers to lemon. Cheers to lemon. Cheers to lemon. Cheers to

lemon. Cheers to lemon. Cheers to lemon. Cheers to lemon. Cheers to lemon. Cheers

to lemon.

Cheers to lemon.

okay that's where it goes wow that's good that was uh yeah interesting thank

you i like i love my makeup

i'm

just mixing it because if you like shake it like this

like it gets like really mixed oh sorry Your outfit matches the lemon, yeah.

Yeah. Did you do that on purpose? I did.

I thought it would be like super cute. I tried, but like, yeah. So not only do

you make the lemonade.

Yeah.

It's super hot. It's kind of like the norm here, you know. Why not?

What about Alaska?

No way. What's Alaska like? Like really cold? You probably don't have a lot of

lemonade. It's really cold. It gets dark really early in the night. Really? Yeah.

That's crazy.

That's so crazy. You're almost out, though.

I know.

What am I going to do?

How many people did you serve today?

A lot. I serve as many as I can, you know.

I'm just going to make some water really quick.

Oh, did you hear that? I think something's going on back there. Yeah, I

don't know. Maybe she has a helper.

That Jones machine.

Woo!

That Jones machine can make some mean lemonade.

It's working overtime.

Yeah. Let me just make some more really quick.

At first I thought it was a machine, but it's definitely not a machine.

I don't know what kind of machine that is. Oh, God.

Is everything okay? Is that earthquake?

What?

I need one of those.

And it's self-lubricating.

Self-lubricating lemon.

You should totally get your own self-lubricating lemonade maker machine.

What? Yeah, definitely a machine.

Person?

What?

What was that?

Everything okay? Yeah, it's totally fine.

So how much longer do you plan on being out here?

I think I'm about wrapped up for the day.

You know, I might have to take a little break out of this, but.

I just, it's so much fun out

here. You know, I'm gonna get my super special lemonade for you guys. So I'll

just be right back.

All right.

Pink lemonade.

I like pink lemonade.

It's pretty good.

How are you doing back there? Do you need any help? I don't want to tell

them.

Are you sure?

Yeah, I'm about to make the best lemonade ever.

My secret recipe.

Secret recipe?

I don't know. Can you get the pink one?

I hope so.

Like, uh...

Do you use a lot of sugar in the pink one?

It's kind of salty, but it tastes really good.

What do you mean?

It's kind of salty.

What kind of salty lemon is that?

This isn't too salty.

I don't know.

I don't know. It's sweet.

Is everything okay? Mm-hmm.

I feel thirsty.

I mean, it is your lemonade, so I guess you can.

Hold on one sec.

Okay, we're here. Do you need some help?

Yeah, if you need anything, just let us know.

I totally got it. You got it? Yeah.

She sounds like she's having a hard time.

A real hard time.

It was Danny, right? Are you sure everything's okay?

You sure you want to close up now? Yeah.

Party's just getting started. Yeah.

Yeah, we're good. We're good.

The Jones machine talks, man. It's a new form of artificial intelligence, bro.

Oh, yeah.

I bet you that thing's expensive. Yeah, robotics.

Dude, it's the newest thing.

Well, at least you know where she's at. We'll come down here. Yeah, yeah.

We'll definitely next time, bro. Cheers.

Cheers.

I guess that's pleasure, you're right. It's just so hard.

Let me ask you, have you ever done that in real life?

It's a popular thing here, right? What kind of girl do you think I am?

Super hot one.

Wow.

Can you show me what you have in here? Let me see.

I want some of this.

No, I've never sold lemonade.

Why? Is that not a good thing to do?

Well, I don't know. I'd rather be a whore for a living than sell lemonade.

You had me at whore.

Oh my God, I get to see your pretty face.

This is like a neon.

This bikini is enough to stop checking off. That is so inappropriate.

Listen, that's what this booty calls for.

That's all that Broadway directors do. They just jerk off while they film the

scenes. That's right.

I'm the first one to test it. This scene is good or not.

And let me tell you, I'm about to pop. Don't ever shake Tony's hand because

he's probably touched his ball in the last five minutes.

They're a little bigger than lemon size.

Jesse, peek again. Let me see you.

Yeah.

All right, guys. Did you have some fun? Yes.

I'm totally going to get caught. I'm not very good at lying.

Come on.

I know you want some.

Yes.

Yes.

Holy shit.