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- Why are you so eager for an answer?

- I want to finish it with you.

- How about we meet tomorrow?

- See you.

- It’s just the two of us now.

- Let’s close the chat room, then.

- Wait, Mr. Bagel!

- Mr. Monsieur finally spoke.

- Let me swing by my friend’s birthday party first.

- But we have plans!

- Stop f*cking bothering me.

- Go do whatever you want.

- Can you talk nicely?

- Cheers!

- I’m not getting serious with Dean.

- I know.

- Who would get serious with Dean unless they were an idiot?

Here.

You drank so much you passed out.

Dean’s friends didn’t know what to do with you.

They couldn’t get a hold of him.

That guy Hun realized you were my friend, and he follows me on IG.

So I went there to pick you up.

I’m sorry… for bothering you.

It’s alright.

I’m your… friend.

So…

Can you make it to your room by yourself?

Are you leaving now?

Can I stay over, then?

You never let me stay over,

and you don’t like people going into your room.

To you, Dean’s the only exception.

Well, I—

You like him.

You truly like him.

No.

You even fell in love with him.

Tell me that’s not true.

It doesn’t matter.

It’s already over.

ONE WEEK LATER

But I still can’t picture how this is going to turn out.

A little lost here.

Come on, Dean. At least try it for me.

It can be anything, as long as my activity is on your channel.

Wow.

Let me see.

You’re the perfect man for the job.

If not you, no one can do it.

Dean, I think I’d like to suggest this one.

What do you think?

Do it for me.

All right. Fine.

Let’s do this.

Let’s do this. I like this one.

Yeah.

Do it for me.

The layouts are actually pretty similar,

one and two.

One hot cappuccino, please.

We have a buy-one-get-one-free promotion.

Would you like to get two cups?

Uh, I’m just here by myself.

Can the other one be a caramel macchiato, please?

Of course.

So, one hot cappuccino and one caramel macchiato.

I’m using the promotion.

I’m paying.

All done.

All right, sir. Thank you.

You disappeared.

Who?

You.

You didn’t reply to my messages.

Who disappeared first?

Whoa. So it’s payback, huh?

No answer.

That means I’m right.

It means I’m not in the mood to argue.

Go back to your fling.

He’s not my fling.

He’s just someone I know.

He’s hosting an event,

so he asked me to make a review video.

It’s a blind-date event.

I’m still trying to figure out how I’m going to review it.

Because you’ve hooked up with everyone?

Just kidding.

If you weren’t so cute, I’d punch you in the mouth.

So what are you doing here?

I’m here to collect my paycheck for the illustration.

The office is on the other side.

The one I dropped you off at the other day?

Mm-hmm.

I…

I’m sorry I ghosted you that night.

I wasn’t in a good mood,

so I didn’t want to talk to anyone.

Mm.

And…

I’m sorry for saying those things to you.

You remember that?

Of course I remember.

I’m not a goldfish.

Is there…

anything else you want to apologize for?

Anything else?

What?

Never mind.

I’m leaving.

I need to deposit the check before the bank closes.

[LET US MENTION YOU FOR A BIT.]

You two met because you dated the same guy.

Isn’t that weird?

It is weird, but…

we ended up liking each other anyway.

If you like someone, you like someone.

Why make things complicated?

Right?

Wow. You guys are adorable.

(If you like someone, you like someone.)

(Why make things complicated?)

Hey.

Will you reply to my messages?

No.

I don’t know.

(What makes people fall in love?)

(Looks?)

(Taste?)

(Scent?)

(Voice?)

Mr. Monsieur, I never pegged you for a conversationalist.

If I didn’t get to talk to you one day,

I’d feel so lonely.

Mr. Bagel, have you eaten?

Is that a trick question?

(But that’s not as important as the side of themselves…)

(they only let us see.)

I have something to confess.

If I’m…

not as good as I make myself out to be,

will you give me one more chance?

Hey.

Don’t laugh.

Let’s give it a try first.

Maybe…

my standards aren’t that high.

♪ One, I can’t hold back, Just wanna get closer ♪

♪ Two, your name is all my heart whispers ♪

♪ Is it because I’m crazy, Or because I’ve fallen for you truly? ♪

Pretending to sleep like last time?

Just get up already.

You got work today?

No.

Then you don’t have to rush out.

Another round?

No.

Just kidding.

Don’t you have work today?

I do.

Another review job.

Then get up.

Let me stay a little longer.

Five minutes.

Ten minutes.

Seven is enough.

Has it been seven minutes yet?

It has.

A little longer.

Hello, everyone. This is Everydeanlive.

Today, I’m taking you to try something new.

It’s a blind-date event.

Every attendee gets one of these scorecards.

Want to see what’s inside? Let me show you.

(Because the most important thing in a relationship)

(isn’t what your eyes see, but what your heart feels.)

(Yet, for the most part, life is filled with rules and conditions)

(that keep our hearts from doing their job.)

Do you prefer mountains or beaches?

That’s a tough one.

But I’d say beaches.

Where do you like to go?

I’ll be honest.

I’m just here to review the event.

I’m not looking for a serious relationship.

Yeah, that’s right.

This round’s for reviewers only.

I’ll get going, then.

You secretly recorded your conversation with someone else.

They’re going to chew you out.

Why?

I didn’t post it anywhere.

I only sent it to you.

Why?

In case you wanted to come.

Interested?

I’ve got a free ticket.

(The event owner said he wanted some good-looking people to join.)

Ask the ones in your lineup.

Aren’t there plenty of them?

Whoa.

And here I am, asking the top pick.

(But at some point, some time,)

(with someone,)

(we have to let our hearts do their job.)

(We just have to find that point and that someone.)

[GOING ANYWHERE TODAY?]

[THE GALLERY.]

[MOTH: WANNA GRAB A BITE?]

[PUN: DON’T HAVE TIME.]

[PUN: I’M OPENING A NEW BRANCH, SO I’M SWAMPED.]

Good?

So-so.

After four glasses of that, and it’s only so-so?

I’m thinking of taking bartending classes.

In case I ever want to open my own bar.

How does that sound?

Want to be my partner?

Partner up with you to open a bar?

It’ll go under.

Either you’ll drink everything yourself or give it all away to cute people.

Dang. I thought I’d found someone who’d go through thick and thin with me.

Go look somewhere else.

Because I’m not going through thick and thin with anyone.

The dust hasn’t been as bad lately.

You can take your dogs out for a walk.

But if you have a brachycephalic dog,

you need to be careful.

Hey!

I just went to grab the milk,

and you ditched work to listen to Dr. Pun again?

It’s rendering.

Hey.

What?

You can’t keep living like this.

I’ve got two choices for you.

One, tell Dr. Pun that the person he’s been talking to online every day…

is you.

Why would I do that?

You know he doesn’t like the real me.

If he finds out I’m the one he’s been talking to on this app,

he’ll stop talking to me.

Fine.

Now for the second choice.

Get over Dr. Pun and find someone else to like.

Someone you can talk to in real life.

Someone you don’t have to talk to through this app.

Wait.

Damn it, dude. You know this isn’t working.

Today, Dr. Pun might go online and talk to you because

he’s bored, desperate, or whatever.

But what if one day

he meets someone in real life?

Do you really think he’ll keep talking to you online for the rest of his life?

Do you really think so, pal?

What do you want me to do?

You know I don’t have any other choice but Dr. Pun.

Give yourself a chance.

Hello, everyone. Welcome to Everdeanlive.

Today, I’m taking you to do something a little weird.

Maybe it’s not weird to other people, but it sure is to me.

It’s a blind-date event.

I’ve never been to one.

You haven’t either, right?

Want to see what it looks like inside?

Dean.

Will you go to this event with me?

Holy shit, dude! Are you serious?

What?

Can you ask Pun to come to the blind-date event?

This Saturday.

I’ll give you the ticket.

Please.

Pun won’t go.

You haven’t even asked him.

Why?

Ran out of flings to mess with?

Now you’re messing with my friend?

Want to know the truth?

You know my friend Ten likes Pun, right?

Well… I kind of figured.

Yeah. Ten’s going to the blind date.

Who knows, the two might hit it off.

Pun’s not going to like Ten.

Why?

Because Pun still likes you?

I can tell.

So what?

You’re being possessive of Pun and don’t want my friend hitting on him?

I’m hanging up.

Hey, I’m joking.

Ask Pun for me.

Gosh, you’re ridiculous!

Hello.

Have you been avoiding me lately?

Why would I do that?

Well…

You’ve been kind of quiet.

I thought you might be mad at me or something.

Why would I be mad at you?

I’ve just been busy with work.

And spending time with Dean seems to keep you busy enough.

(Besides, people who just got together should spend some quality time together.)

Are you nuts?

I’m not serious about Dean.

Then what is it if you’re not serious?

Things you never used to do,

you’re doing with Dean now.

That makes him special.

I just… want some romance.

Someone to date.

Come to a blind-date event with me.

Huh?

Why do you want to go?

Don’t you think this kind of thing is nonsense?

I just said I wanted some romance.

In case I meet someone interesting.

Hello.

Hi.

I’ve already registered.

Okay, you have.

Here’s your scorecard.

Inside are the pseudonyms of the people attending the event.

Sure.

[QUILLLESS HEDGEHOG.]

[ON MY WAY THERE.]

Hey, what’s up?

(Hey, Dean.)

(Where are you? I’m at the event.)

What event?

What? The blind date.

(Damn, you actually went?)

(What are you talking about?)

(Where are you now?)

I forgot. Sorry.

But hey, it’s good that you went.

It might open your eyes.

But Moth is here, too.

What?!

Hello.

Why are you at the blind date?

I asked you to ask Pun, and you said it was ridiculous.

I wanted to try it.

(I even bought my own ticket.)

(The one you gave me, I already gave to Pun.)

Pun’s going, too?

You asked me to ask him.

But you said you weren’t going in the first place.

You weren’t interested at all.

Yeah? I never said that.

You did.

I said it was ridiculous.

I never said I wasn’t coming.

Hey. Stop saying one thing and doing another.

So, Pun’s going?

He’s on his way.

Listen.

Ten’s at the blind date, too.

You can’t let those two meet before the event starts.

Otherwise, Ten will run off before he even gets to meet anyone.

Are you still playing Cupid?

Please.

Whatever I say, please just go along with it.

Don’t let Ten meet Pun, no matter what.

What?

I’m coming to the event.

But can you grab me a coffee?

There’s a café nearby. A few blocks away.

Go get it now. I’m sleepy.

If you’re sleepy, don’t force yourself to come.

Will you really have the guts to join the event alone if I don’t come?

Don’t you want me to help you screen the candidates?

How long till you get here?

(Not long. See you at the café.)

(We’ll join the event together.)

All right, guys.

Please gather in the center here.

Right here, please.

[YOU AND PUN CAN GO AHEAD AND HEAD INSIDE.]

Hello, everyone.

Welcome to “Blind Date Built to Last.”

At today’s blind-date event,

you’ll receive a pseudonym sticker and introduce yourself using your pseudonym.

This follows our concept: “See their heart, not their face.”

We’ll split you into Groups A and B.

Each group will enter through a different door.

Inside, there will be a hut where you’ll have your conversations.

A partition will separate the two of you,

so you won’t be able to see each other’s faces while talking.

Each conversation will last five minutes.

And don’t forget the rules.

You may only introduce yourself using your pseudonym.

Your real name and contact information will only be shared

after our staff matches your scores.

Group A will enter through this door,

and Group B through this one.

I hope you all enjoy the event.

Thank you so much.

Go ahead.

Just head inside.

Hey!

Come here.

I haven’t put my name tag on yet.

You can do it inside.

Go.

(Everyone, please enter your hut.)

I’m Surfing Dolphin.

I’m Quillless Hedgehog.

There are almost a hundred people here, and I just happened to meet you first.

Why are you here, anyway?

Why can’t I be here?

Isn’t this event for single people?

Haven’t you been single your whole life?

In case I get lucky and find someone I like.

Someone I can talk to for a long time.

Isn’t five minutes too long?

With you, two minutes is enough for anyone to run out of things to say.

I’m not as easy to read as you are.

You open your mouth, and people already know what you want.

What?

It’s called being friendly.

Once they talk to you, they’ll know there’s no chance of sparks flying.

Fine.

I’ll show you how many matches I get.

And if you don’t get any matches…

I’m not comforting you.

Who asks for your comfort?

Maybe…

I’ve already found someone new to comfort me.

You like to draw?

If you ever need a model, let me know.

Oh, I don’t draw portraits.

I like taking portrait photos at a studio in Phyathai.

Then I hit a bar nearby in the evening.

You should recommend some places in that area to me.

Why give you recommendations when I can take you there myself?

What do you do in your free time?

I edit videos. I don’t go out much.

Do you like dogs?

I don’t have any pets.

I’m afraid I’ll get too attached when we have to part.

Hey, I’m allergic to pet hair.

We’re a great match.

Well, I run an animal clinic.

Hello.

I’m Long Arm T-Rex.

I’m Deep Water Capybara.

Hey, your voice sounds familiar.

Are you…?

I’m…

Are you Mr. Monsieur?

You’re here for the blind date, too?

You recognize me?

Of course I do. We talk every day.

What about you? Do you recognize me?

Absolutely.

I just didn’t expect you to come here, Mr. Bagel.

I’ve been wanting to try something new lately.

My friend asked me to come, and I was free, so I thought it might be fun.

You wanted to try something new because…

you’re heartbroken over the friend you like?

I guess you could say that.

Happy birthday.

Thank you.

I used to think having a secret crush on him was enough to make me happy.

But things have changed.

Do you really think I’d be upset over something like this?

Things you never used to do,

you’re doing with Dean now.

That makes him special.

There’s no reason for me to stay in the same place anymore.

I hope you’re lucky in game and lucky in love.

It’s actually good timing for me to try something new.

You don’t sound heartbroken, Mr. Bagel.

What a relief.

If I’d been heartbroken over a crush on a friend,

I would’ve been dead from day one.

My life right now feels like I’ve just finished a difficult book.

And now,

I want to read something that heals my heart

and makes me smile every day.

Mr. Monsieur, what do you want from love?

Um… I just want to spend time with someone I like.

I’m not a complicated person.

I want a happy relationship.

Give them a ride here and there.

Text each other when we’re lonely.

Whatever they like, I want to give it to them.

I just want to live a joyful life.

That sounds very peaceful.

Life is really that simple.

We have 30 seconds left.

Is there anything you want to tell me, Mr. Monsieur?

There isn’t.

As I said, everyone gets to meet everyone.

For Round Two, we’ll split you into Team Sun and Team Moon.

You’ll get to talk to someone new for five minutes, just like before.

Get ready for Round Two.

Please.

See you.

I’m going in now.

Can I get your IG?

Sure thing.

Just followed you.

DM me.

Is there anyone you like yet?

A lot.

Mm.

Do people like you back?

The event isn’t over yet. How would I know?

But as for me,

even though the event isn’t over,

I already know the answer.

(Everyone, please enter your hut.)

I’m Surfing Dolphin.

Are you Dean?

I’m Long Arm T-Rex.

Hey.

Ten?

Moth?

How did you recognize my voice?

Your voice is pretty distinctive.

I recognized it after hearing it once.

Pun’s here, too.

I saw.

I managed to hide from him just in time.

Actually, you can just tell him you’re here.

It wouldn’t hurt.

Gosh. Yes, it would.

But now that I think about it, maybe it wouldn’t.

He can’t even recognize my voice.

Maybe you two don’t talk that much.

If you did, I’m sure he’d recognize it.

Moth.

You’re the one Pun is closest to, right?

Mm.

Can I ask you something?

Do you think there’s a chance Pun could like someone like me?

I don’t know.

I’m just his friend. I can’t answer for him.

Moth, you can be honest with me.

You know Pun better than anyone.

Why do you want to know?

If I know there’s a chance he might like me, I’ll go after him.

But if there isn’t, I won’t do anything that makes him uncomfortable.

You can say it straight.

Don’t worry about hurting my feelings.

I can handle my own feelings.

If I’m being honest,

I don’t think Pun will like you.

I didn’t think I’d run into someone I know here.

Well, I came with Moth.

I’m sorry…

about what happened between Moth and me.

It doesn’t hurt you, right?

Why would it?

You’re getting the wrong idea.

Well, don’t you like Moth?

I do, but I’m okay with it.

You two can get together.

No, no, no.

Moth and I aren’t getting together.

You two act like a couple.

Isn’t that basically the same thing?

Let’s just say, don’t think too far.

Moth and I are definitely not getting together.

Dean, listen.

Neither you nor Moth is hurting me.

I’m okay.

Besides, I came here today to explore and meet someone new.

Mm.

Hearing that makes me feel better.

You don’t have to worry about me.

I’m the one who’s worried.

You don’t even realize how much both of you are hurting each other.

All right, guys.

The search for someone you like is over.

Now it’s time to rank the pseudonyms of the people you like.

Put the person you most want to match with at number one,

and the system will find your match based on mutual rankings.

The system will consider your preferences.

If you both like each other and rank each other highly,

you’ll have a better chance of matching.

Once you match, we’ll reveal your match’s identity and contact information.

Are we done?

What am I even doing here?

(I’m Long Arm T-Rex.)

(Are you Mr. Monsieur?)

[#1: LONG ARM T-REX]

Are you sure you don’t want to rank anyone?

[IF YOU DON’T CHOOSE ANYONE, OUR STAFF WILL ASK YOU A FEW…

ADDITIONAL QUESTIONS TO COLLECT FEEDBACK FOR FUTURE EVENTS.]

I’m Quillless Hedgehog.

[#1: QUILLLESS HEDGEHOG]

You don’t even realize how much both of you are hurting each other.

What are you doing, Dean?

Are you trying to match with everyone?

Damn straight.

Why?

Everyone except you.

Aren’t you going to rank Moth?

Who said I wasn’t?

I just believe in equality.

[LONG ARM T-REX]

If I choose Pun but he doesn’t think I’m his match,

I’ll be heartbroken.

Maybe he thinks you are.

But if he does, and we meet in person, he’ll find out I’m Monsieur.

Just write it down, man.

If there’s a problem, we’ll deal with it when we get there.

[DEEP WATER CAPYBARA]

Here’s some water.

Wow, thank you so much.

Are you tired?

No. This is nothing.

Your video really helped.

The number of attendees keeps going up.

- Thank you. - No. Thank you.

Oh, I’m gonna go help him over there.

All right. Go ahead.

- Catch you later. - See you.

[QUILLLESS HEDGEHOG, NUMBER OF MATCHES: 19]

[SURFING DOLPHIN, NUMBER OF MATCHES: 1]

[GENTLE FOX]

I can’t write down anyone else’s name.

I only like Pun.

You think I’m a total loser, huh?

No, you’re not, dude.

You came out today and talked to so many people.

But how did it turn out?

In the end, you still like Pun.

Right. It couldn’t be anyone else.

He’s the only one I like.

[SURFING DOLPHIN]

♪ One, I can’t hold back, Just wanna get closer ♪

♪ Two, your name is all my heart whispers ♪

♪ Is it because I’m crazy, Or because I’ve fallen for you truly? ♪

- What else could I do?

- We matched, so we have to stick together, right?

- Thanks for taking pity on me.

- Are you guys coming to the Good Boy Party?

- What should I do, baby girl?

- Just try.

- Open your heart. Have you heard that before?

- Hey, Dean!

- Why didn’t you tell me you were coming home?

- Didn’t want your boyfriend to meet me?