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Hey, buddy.

Here you go, honey. Thank you.

We're gonna need some office supplies or I'm gonna end up pulling my neck.

Oh.

Why'd I get you that?

What, did we get a case? Let me guess.

PTA crime ring.

Nope. Caregiver mafia.

They control the city's bake sale trade.

They say sugar kills.

Perspective nannies?

Yes. We got some new bites on our ad and not a minute too soon because...

Mommy and Daddy are going back into the P.I. business.

Yeah, that's right. I'm going to keep talking to you like an adult, even

though you don't know what Mommy's saying.

All right.

Which one screams, live-in Mary Poppins available for unpredictable hours?

I'm sold on this live-in thing. I thought the guest house was going to be

my man cave. Honey, men and healthy relationships don't need man caves, just

like I don't need a she shed.

Although... What?

He does that every time. Blocking shots already.

Kid's gonna be a hell of a goalie.

Come here, buddy.

Hmm.

Okay, let's, uh, lose the babysitter's clothes.

These two definitely have something to hide.

I don't know why you'd frown in a nanny headshot, and then I want to find out.

That leaves us with three candidates.

I'll make some appointments for nanny interviews later today.

Today?

What's the rush we don't have a police contact yet or any contacts might be a

while before we get our first case

Rain

what are you doing here? I've got a case for you Wait, how do you know

where I live he means commit how old are you gonna be when he graduates?

I'm younger than Clooney.

Have a seat.

How can we help you?

My friend, well, roommate, Mayette, left in the middle of the night to go for a

hike in Copper Stream Park. She hasn't come back and she hasn't responded to

any of my texts.

Maybe she turned her phone off or her battery died.

The three of us had a stats exam at 10 a.m., the one prereq we all have in

common, and she didn't show.

She's been studying for weeks. No way she'd miss that.

Right. Have you guys been to see university admin?

They noted it, but because she's 18, Mayette didn't meet the criteria for

concern at this point. She could be lost or injured. Show them the note.

Someone slipped this under her door last night?

She tell you who it's from? Well, we don't really talk, but when she didn't

come back this morning, I took it out of the trash and I read it.

So you're not close.

We were at first.

Frosh week was amazing.

But as soon as classes started, she changed.

Wouldn't come out. Complained my music was too loud.

Who studies on a Friday night that's, like, offensive?

Do you have any idea who could have sent the note?

No. I can't imagine Mayette having beef with anyone.

But when she's stressed, she likes to be alone in nature.

So maybe she was because she left.

So this is all on me because if I had just been a better roommate... Don't do

that. This is what PIs do. Find people, we'll find her.

I'm sorry.

We?

Please, will you help?

If Jules was missing, you'd want someone looking into it right away. Yeah.

We'll take your case.

We're gonna start by going to the last place Mayette was.

Can you make that sound all day?

Yeah. Most of the day, yeah.

Lauren and Mayette seem like oil and water.

Maybe opposites don't always attract.

Boy, we lucked out.

What?

I mean, we have our differences, but we're not that different.

We're both smart, driven, funny. One of us a little more than the other. Thank

you for finally acknowledging I'm funnier than you. Honey, come on.

We are classic yin and yang.

Do you remember when you first moved in? Okay, there was a bit of an adjustment

period, but we didn't have a party girl versus bookworm imbalance.

Sorry for not getting why a kitchen needs three cheese graters. Because they

each do different things. Oh, and dare I leave even one item of clothing on the

armchair? It was a laundry mountain. We were one dirty sock away from starting

in an episode of Hoarders.

Well,

it's official.

We have a West Coast kid.

He's asleep.

You know, this could just be a case of students being students. When I was 18,

I used to disappear for weekends at a time.

This one guy from Montreal, Jean-Paul... As much as Dex and I are dying to hear

about your exploits, thankfully, there's a park ranger.

Hi there. Yes, reception is spotty in the park. It's better up the hill, or if

you just hold it... No, no, no, we're looking for a hiker. Have you seen her?

Oh, yeah, I got a call about her this morning.

I already told the police I saw them leave. Hold on, you saw them leave?

Yeah, she came out of the woods. There was a guy waiting for her. He took her

to his car. Tuck?

Can you describe the guy?

Plaid shirt, cargo pants, bloodstone boots.

Did it look like they knew each other?

I don't know. They got in his car and they took off.

Look, I'm sorry. I gotta go deal with the Black Bear sighting, so good luck.

Lawrence and Matt hiked along, so who's this guy waiting for?

And where did he take her?

you've got to know what my head overlooks the senses will show to my

heart when it's watching for lies cause you can't escape my

private eyes they're watching you private eyes

they're watching you watching you watching you watching you

Talking you're dead.

Sounds like maybe Mayette didn't respect the sock-on-the-door rule.

Roommate said the note really scared her.

Okay, to recap, an 18-year-old away from home blows off school with a boy and has

been missing for six hours? She didn't blow off school with a boy. There was a

man waiting for her in the parking lot. He took her to his car and drove away.

Did you get a license plate? Make? Model?

He was wearing Blundstones.

Half of BC wears Blundstones.

Apparently this is extremely out of character for Mayette.

Hiking in the woods?

No, she does that all the time.

Sorry, we're in the middle of trying to find a nanny. You know, how hard that

can be. I do not.

If Mayette hits the 24-hour mark, let me know.

Otherwise, please take your circus out of my office.

Circus? Our handsome little boo?

Ugh. Lawrence has Mayette still not responding to text or calls. We need to

dig into Mayette's world, starting at the university.

Oh, Dex is a little young for a campus tour. I know you're not gonna like it.

No. He tries on my clothes when we're not there. He's always gone for help

right now.

What was so important I couldn't wait until after my rescue mission?

What rescue?

I was forging for lost golf balls.

Do you have anything dry I can change into?

Can you babysit?

for a day or two, just until we hire a nanny. I'm helping crew Bo coming up

from San Diego starting Friday. So you've been saying all week. Man doesn't

belong on land.

And yet, no fins.

I know you're committed to that, but we're on a case.

It's a missing student.

And our nanny interview's starting in an hour. If you could just narrow down our

options. Root out the duds for you?

Yeah, got it.

I have the ultimate nanny question.

How do you treat a burn?

I got this.

Any idea who this guy could be? I don't know. She hasn't talked to me about guys

before.

This is on me.

That's the second time you've said that. What aren't you telling us?

A few nights ago, I made things worse.

What happened?

Mayette was studying for a stats exam.

I guess my music was too loud. She complained.

So I texted my mom to vent.

But I sent the text to Mayette by accident.

Ugh, my roommate is the place where fun goes to die.

Ouch. We haven't talked since. Do you mind if we look around? Maybe we can

find something to identify this mystery man?

Sure, yeah.

Mayette's into philosophy?

Oh. Thought she was into puppies.

Hey.

She dropped Philosophy 101 last week.

Why be on a class so late in the term?

And a class that she liked.

Maybe Rain can get into this.

Yeah, we can drop it off during the way to class.

I'm sorry, class?

So who do we think talks to Mayette?

She has a key in her.

So, front row student?

Hey, do you by any chance know Mayette?

We're from the scholarship board. You're evaluating Mayette for a scholarship?

Here? In person? Well, she applied for a very prestigious prize. We need to see

her in person, see if she's deserving.

Bethany Adams.

I have a 4.0 average, I'm student council treasurer, and my middle name

just happens to be on her.

Please tell me the scholarship window isn't closed. What's the application

URL? Okay, let's get started.

I hope everybody did the assigned reading.

Bad shirt, cargo pants, blimstones.

I'm sorry, are you two enrolled in my class?

Oh, um, we're from the scholarship board.

Yeah, we don't have a scholarship board. Yet.

We're just auditing. Well, this class doesn't accept auditors. I'm afraid I'm

gonna have to ask you to leave.

Unlike Satra's play, there is an exit and it's over there. Yes. I think we

just lost our keener.

Well, I guess we try our luck with the stoners.

Hi.

Do you guys know a student in this class named Mayette?

My mother told me not to talk to strangers.

That's too bad.

Oh, that chick.

Yeah.

She's the one that got in that major beef with the TA.

How involved are the grandparents?

Unfortunately, they've all passed. Why?

I don't like to be undermined. I will make a note of that.

Tell me a bit about your childcare philosophy.

I try never to use the word no.

No screen time, no sugar, no direct sunlight.

No joke. You're on a tight ship.

No jokes either.

I guess my childcare philosophy is, like, the more the merrier.

As in, it takes a village?

More like, if my boyfriend came over, then the two of us could watch Declan.

Oh. What's the Wi-Fi password?

No boyfriends. All one word.

What is your discipline style?

Harsh. Well, you don't discipline a child under one.

Dex isn't eating lunch. What do you do? I would make myself a peanut butter

jelly sandwich.

Everyone loves that. He only has two teeth. Peanut butter on a spoon?

Why did you become a nanny? I love children.

You're so full of wonder.

Next level wonder, am I right? Kids are too soft these days.

I don't drive, so I can't do DoorDash.

My boyfriend says retail isn't for me, so that's why I'm a nanny.

Oh.

All right.

And finally, the most important question.

How do you treat a burn?

Depends on the kind of burn.

Iron, fire, hot oil, steam, water, acid.

How many lives have you lived? Oh, my boyfriend was a lifeguard.

So I text him for help.

Unless he was already here.

A burn?

I never let the baby be in a position to get burned.

Exactly. The parents are going to love you, Lila.

Hey, get anywhere with Mayette's laptop?

It's locked up tight, but I did get into her school email.

Check this out.

Emails between Mayette and her philosophy TA, Isaac.

And they're not friendly.

Well, it lines up with what the stoner said.

It was humiliating. I could lose my fellowship over this. You think he wrote

the threatening note?

You felt Mayette Reyes humiliated you and was threatening your fellowship. Is

that why she dumped your class?

I don't know who you are, but student information is private. We're private

investigators.

Mayette's missing.

Uh, what?

Look, uh, I was upset. I'd invited Mayette to be part of my thesis

research.

I may have sent her work up the ladder without fully reading it. You may have?

Didn't even skim it.

I was shocked when my advisor called and said it was written by ChatGPT. So you

were mad that she cheated to do your cheating? Well, she made me look bad.

Also, it's just weird. My hate using ChatGPT was totally out of character.

Where were you this morning between 8 and 10? Here, for office hours.

No students came by, so I caught up in marking.

Things are fine between us now.

Am I supposed to just believe you? Hey, it's true. She apologized for using AI,

said she was distracted, and then she said she was dropping the class. And, I

mean, I tried to talk her out of it. She was my star student.

Did you say why she was dropping your class?

Just that she didn't have a choice.

I thought she sounded paranoid.

Paranoid about what?

Look, if I knew, I'd tell you.

Hey!

Sorry, this is how I de-stress.

And go deaf.

Uh, we compared the notes. The TA's handwriting doesn't match.

Still, not much of an alibi.

You said that Mayette has been distracted and nervous lately?

Kinda. But I thought she was just stressed about exams.

We all are.

I don't know if she kept a journal.

I didn't see her writing in anything.

I'm sorry. I've been oblivious. It's all right. You cared enough to ask us for

help.

What was that?

It's been glitching all week.

Best app I ever paid for.

She was right to be paranoid.

How's my little angel?

I'm great, thanks for asking.

Where are you two?

Wyla's references checked out, but I wanted to see her in action.

Are you spying on her? Will, tell me you're not hiding in the bushes.

Of course I'm not hiding in the bushes.

Did she make you?

Worse. She answered her phone.

Oh, she is so fired.

You can't fire someone you never hired.

Oh, wait.

Who is this?

I am totally getting Nanny in the Alps vibes.

I'm going in.

Will, you can't poach a nanny.

He hung up.

He's definitely in poaching mode.

What about Lila? We still have to meet these nannies for ourselves.

Will's just excited about poaching a potential von Trappen. We're going home

to Julie Andrews 2.0 in a dress made from curtains.

Anyhow, Lauren said the plant was left outside their door two weeks ago. Yeah,

we're in the city of gardens. There's no way we're tracing that plant back to its

buyer. And the bug was probably bought online.

Unless they didn't want to leave a credit card trail.

And, of course, it doesn't go around corners. It's a straight line of sight.

Huh?

Hey, check this out.

Oh, yeah.

I don't know.

Spy roleplay isn't really my thing.

But we should get some new earpieces while we're here.

Yeah.

Excuse me.

Um, do you sell this bug here?

PL-3000. That's very popular. Has a range of about 200 meters. Have you sold

one recently?

Maybe to someone who paid cash? Sold one a couple of weeks ago.

Perfect. Do you have CCTV?

Oh, I sure do.

And I can show you just as soon as you show me a warrant.

Right. People come in here expecting a certain amount of privacy. Understood,

but let me ask you something.

You got kids?

Three teenage girls.

Pain's in my ass, but my reason's for living. We're looking for a missing

student. Whoever bought this bug was spying on her. We just want to make sure

she can still be a pain in the ass to her dad.

Listen, my system is down, but I remember him.

He was a young guy, 20s, he had a plaid shirt. Let me guess, Blundstones?

Oh, and he had a sports bag, a university basketball team.

Did it have a number on it?

Yeah, I think it did.

Yeah, fans can't buy those. Only players get numbered bags.

Okay. Thank you. You've been a big help. Thanks, man.

Um, we're gonna take some of these.

Sure.

This.

Definitely this.

I'll take one of those.

Oh.

Do we need a owl cam?

I don't know.

Never know.

Oh, sure. Just throw that in there.

Baby boutique, spy shop.

Is there any store your credit card doesn't like?

According to this university campus map, if the spy's on the basketball team, the

receiving end of the bug could be at the gym. It's only 200 meters from the dorm.

Find the creep bug in myette. Find myette.

Hey, did Lauren have any idea who this basketball player spy might be? No, she

said that Mayette never hung out with the jocks.

But if I was the basketball player spy, I'd keep the transmitter close to me at

all times. Except during practice and games.

You'd stash it in your locker.

In practice, being basketball parents, Dex might start... Whoa, whoa, whoa.

He's starting with hockey.

I just found her cover.

Testing. Testing.

Can you hear me?

Smells like body spray in here. Good that your piece is working.

You know, I gotta say, this look isn't a no for me. Thought you didn't go for

role play. Oh, I'm not playing.

Can we just... Warm me if anyone's coming.

Hey, Ozzy.

Do the move.

Come on, man. Your signature move. Let's see it.

That's not it.

You know what they say, kid.

Never meet your heroes.

Carmine, you told me you were visiting your sick aunt in Nanaimo.

You lied to me?

No, no, no. My friends worry about you, you shitty bitch!

Creepy. Hey, stop him! That's a stalker!

Stop running! We just want to talk to you!

I'm a big bag hunter with the bow.

She got a big bed. Pick it up, Mr. Ex-Athlete.

It's the stupid thing.

We know you've been stalking her. I'm not stalking her.

I'm her soul double.

Okay, yes, I bugged her room, but only to get to know her better. I even took

her favorite class, but then she dropped it. Did you send the threatening note?

Drop the act. You clearly have a thing for Mayette, and she didn't like you

back, so what'd you do to her? I would never hurt Mayette.

I was just doing the assignment.

Assignment? For the Soul Double Society.

It's this club for single students.

Grace helps us find the person that you're destined to be with. By telling

you to bug their room. She wants us to do whatever it takes.

Is this how kids flirt these days? I don't know. I'm still processing the

word soul double.

Where were you this morning between 8 and 10?

At the gym for a team building session. It was mandatory.

All the evidence is in this bag.

You're turning me in?

It's what happens when you stalk someone.

Okay. Thanks for confirming.

Well, Connor's alibi checked out.

Team building session all morning. So he's a creep, but not our creep.

I wonder who Mayette left the forest with.

This matchmaking club that Connor's obsessed with. It's led him into some

pretty bad behavior.

Yeah, their leader, Grace, if she's encouraging stalking, maybe someone else

from the group took things too far?

Is that their website?

Yeah, there's a calendar with meeting times and then a membership hierarchy.

I mean, even the bottom tier is pretty expensive.

You know what? Tomorrow there's a singles pool party meetup.

Well, we're not going to pass for lonely college students, but I think we know

someone who can.

Minerva Barapulski is just looking for love. She'll do whatever the love-gator

says.

What accent was that? Greek.

Uh... Nice work on your backstory, but there's a big difference between

planning it up and... I have read all the books, plus I take down online

trolls in eight different time zones.

That's two different things.

Um, how many times have you been in the field? IRL?

First time. That explains Minerva. First rule, keep it simple. Your name is Rain.

Just focus on finding Guy.

Which Guy?

Guy Guy.

His name is Guy? Oh, right.

But you told me he had an alibi. Yeah, he does. He's not our stalker, but he's

been at every meetup for the past six months. So he may know what happened.

This is why I wanted to work for you guys.

Learn from the best. And the best say go.

Now. Go. Get going.

Won't let you down.

Hey, how big is the turnout?

Bigger than I thought.

Grace is raking it in in these club membership things. Yeah, of course she

is. Kids don't know how to date anymore.

Oh, yeah, and how long did it take you two to figure it out?

Focus on your field work, Minerva.

I have eyes on Grace.

How are we today?

Rin, you've got to blend in.

Participate. Open to love.

That was loud and late.

I just need a drink.

No. No boos. It'll make you louder. Just take a breath.

We are all here because we are feeling unfulfilled, undesired, and

un-in-loved. Not a real word. That changes today.

And who are we searching for?

My soul double. My soul double.

That was faster. I want everyone to connect with someone today.

Our eyes are the windows into our souls. And remember, eye contact.

is soul contact.

Hi. Oh, my God. Hey.

I'm Guy.

Be cool. Don't come on too strong.

Hi.

I'm Rain. Look, start the conversation.

Then you can control it. No, let him start. It's less suspicious.

Uh, what's your star sign?

Because the stars are giving me signs.

So, how do you hear about this? Just be direct. Bring up Mayette.

Be casual.

Don't seem too eager. I know how to talk to people.

Yeah, you do.

Uh, this girl from my dorm. Maybe you know her, Mayette?

We're not supposed to talk about her. She got blocked.

He's gonna clam up. Flirt with him.

What I'm saying, guy, is soul doubles don't have secrets.

Rain.

Tech was from South Tower.

You know me. That's creepy.

How does she know her? I've been waiting for you.

And so has your soul double.

Oh, yeah, Guy. He's my guy.

Not him.

Come with me. No, don't go with her. She took my hand. Took my hand, and I feel

your power and energy, but I was really looking into Guy's windows.

This is Isabel, your soul double.

I already feel so connected.

Work with what you have.

Engage Isabelle. She may know why my aunt was blocked, too. Don't come on too

hot.

You ever bug someone's room before?

That would be coming on hot.

You mean get to know them?

I'll get us some drinks.

I am seriously afraid for this generation.

Hey, Will.

I was spying on Love Club.

Illuminating. How's it going over there?

All good.

Celeste was just telling me how she has an ECE degree and she was an au pair in

France.

Celeste. Poached nanny. She plays multiple instruments.

She knows an edible Play-Doh recipe, and she just set a record for getting Dex

down for his nap.

Uh, I find the raps from Hamilton surprisingly effective.

Oh, I can't wait to meet you both. Now we're just working a little yogurt.

Yeah, that was more of a V6 engine. It needs to sound more like a V8. I gotta

go. We're at a critical point in our training.

Yeah? Yeah.

Cute. All right, buddy.

Here it comes.

You know, I hate to admit it, but I think Will's doing better than we would

have. Speak for yourself.

My V8 crushes.

Do you believe in soulmates?

Yeah, sure.

In your mind.

What was that for?

Come on, you had a whole life and a whole other wife before me. Just because

we're together doesn't negate what you had before.

That's not what I meant.

There's no such thing as soulmates.

So what, I'm not your soulmate? Hell no.

This isn't about fate. Love is a choice.

You choose your person every damn day, and that's how it should be. Well, since

you put it that way.

Hey, I'm gonna stop you right there. I do not need that in my ear. Plus,

everyone knows that soulmates were a myth invented by rich men to sell

diamond rings and white dresses at a steep market.

Okay, that's not how this works. We comment on your field work. You don't

comment on our relationship.

No, I can't do this. Sorry. He kisses like a fish.

He can't be my soul double.

They're distracted. I'm going to try and get back to Guy.

Hey, Guy.

Hey. What did happen to get me a band?

We might have a shot.

There's no might in flirting. We have a shot. We've got a good, great shot.

But I need to know what happened to Mayette.

She called Grace a fraud in front of the whole club.

Last time I saw her, she said she was going to report her to school admin.

Mayette was going to talk.

Why did she call her a fraud?

She said Grace was, like, preying on lonely students for money.

It all came out when she matched Mayette with her soul double.

Connor? Yeah. But Mayette rejected him because she actually met someone.

Ethan something.

Works at a record store.

Grace must have been pissed.

You don't reject your soul double.

So, are you into guys?

Or just this guy?

I think you should look into someone else's windows.

Oh my god, what a rush! Not bad for your first time in the field. I'll give you a

solid B.

Straight A's all the way.

When you're being yourself.

Absolutely. Your undercover work just needs a little practice.

I'm down for that.

Can't let the bad guys win, right?

There's a good chance Grace had that note. She could have sent one of her

goons to Copper Stream Park.

Butting cult leaders don't like it when their business is threatened.

I have a strong feeling we'll be seeing Grace in a Dateline special in about 10

to 12 years. Definitely.

Although, Isabel was more my vibe than my last boyfriend. She might have a

gift.

You know, I think it's worth looking into the new guy.

The record store, Ethan.

Yeah, agreed.

Rain, how many record stores are there in Victoria?

Excuse me.

Yacht Rock's at the back on your left.

Uh, we're actually looking for someone who might work here. Ethan?

We did have an Ethan.

Gonna have to fire his ass.

Can't miss two shifts without notice and not answer your phone.

My aunt's new boyfriend's also MIA?

Do you think he did something for her?

Maybe, or maybe Ethan's in trouble, too.

This is Ethan Kovalenko.

He's part of the Love Cult, too.

No, but we think he's with Mayette, and they're both missing.

Okay, and who's this?

Lawrence, right?

Unlike Mayette, Ethan is online. He's a geek for vinyl, but he's also into

something else.

Mushrooms. Psychedelic mushrooms?

No, the regular edible kind.

He has an account that's dedicated to foraging. His handle is I'm a fun guy.

Of course it is.

And his last post is a selfie with Mayette in the forest.

You're a mystery, man.

It was taken at the parking lot of Copper Stream Park, the last place they

were both seen.

It's possible one of Grace's followers has done something to Mayette and Ethan.

Can your team help out, search the area, maybe?

I don't like that there are two kids missing now in a cult brewing on campus.

I'll alert the families and talk to my staff sergeant about a search team.

Thank you.

Oh, my God. Mayette just texted.

Out camping, spotty reception. Sorry to worry you.

Oh, my God, she's okay.

She's okay, she's okay, she's okay.

Will there be anything else?

Nope. Thank you for your time.

Oh, boy.

The Norwegian sling. It's more of a vertical sling hammock. Dex digs it.

Now, it took me ages to master, but the secret is... Be one with the sling.

Mayette's text should be good news, so why don't I feel happy?

Has she responded to your latest text? Say why she missed the exam?

I got bubble action. It's coming.

Because I found a sweet foraging spot YOLO.

Do 18-year-olds still say YOLO? Definitely old millennial vibes.

Wait, sweet foraging spot?

I live for foraging shrimps. Why am I not surprised?

Wild, edible ones.

I once went off grid for six weeks picking pine mushrooms.

Restaurants pay big bucks for them. Guys make a G a day easy, cash.

But you gotta watch your back, though, because it's way easier to rob someone

else's stash than it is to pick new ones.

So it's dangerous.

Oh, yeah. And you gotta know what you're doing.

Death cap mushrooms come by their name honestly.

R.I.P. Mort.

Whoa.

You just rocked that sling on your first go.

Take that, Norway.

I am officially adding headhunting to my resume, right under comfortable with

pythons.

I don't trust those texts. I'd feel better if we laid eyes on the kids.

Agreed. So, search Copper Stream campsites near foraging areas? You can't

legally pick mushrooms in provincial parks. I mean, people do it, but on the

DL. So, if they're camping... It wouldn't be in a campsite. Exactly,

which is why I just joined a chat group about island foraging. Created a new

account and asked where to forage in Copper Stream. Sounds like a long shot.

Got it.

All right, well, we'll go to the park. You alone keep texting me. I'll see who

comes back.

Hey, we need to go to work, but we'll be back soon, okay?

We'll see you later. We love you. Yeah.

Bye, buddy.

We getting close to the foraging zone? Yeah, do you see any mushrooms?

Shell

casing.

That's not good.

There's blood.

Looks like a trail.

Cold shell.

I don't have any service.

Go back out to the parking lot. Drive from there. If someone's in trouble,

there's no time.

All right, we follow the trail. We keep trying, Jal.

Mayette! Ethan, are you in there?

What happened?

We caught him. He was bagging a huge stash of pine mushrooms.

We tried to get away. But he saw us. Dude shot my leg. He shot you?

We hid till morning, and then he caught us, and he brought us here, and took our

phones. He must have read Lauren's text and replied as you. Lauren, my roommate?

Yeah, she hired us. We're PIs.

She's worried about you. Oh, wow. I thought she hated me. This guy who shot

you, if you saw him again, do you think he'd deal?

All right, keep moving.

If anybody runs, I shoot.

He's wearing socks over his boots so he doesn't leave footprints.

It's not a good sign.

All right, you go with him. I'll work on him.

All right.

Take a deep breath.

Hey, man, listen.

Do we really need all this?

They were foraging where they shouldn't have been. You were just doing your job.

Let us go. We'll forget all about it.

I shot a kid.

None of this was supposed to happen.

So what was supposed to happen? I was supposed to make enough money to pay

them back.

So you got in debt with some bad people. Let me guess. You paid them off, and now

they won't let you stop?

No. They say the operation's theirs now.

If I stop, I'm a dead man.

So where are we going?

Just up ahead.

What, are you just going to shoot us? Will you shut up?

Look, his leg's really bad. Let me go help him. Otherwise, we'll never get to

where you're taking us.

Fine.

Go.

Go, buddy.

You know where we're going?

Yeah.

It's bad.

It's going to be okay.

Hey, Ange, I'm thinking more of the roses.

Oh, one of my faves.

Those are death caps.

Shut down your liver and then your kidneys, right? Yeah.

All right.

You're all gonna eat those.

When they find your bodies, they'll just think some foragers made a mistake.

You, first.

Now!

Come on.

Go ahead.

Eat it!

No, I'll go first. No, I'm going first. Give me the mushroom. No.

Why do we always have to do it your way? Are you out of your mind? We never get

to do anything my way. Name one time that we've done it the way I wanted. I

want that mushroom.

I can name a hundred. Oh, you liar.

You don't even like mushrooms. What are you talking about? I love mushrooms.

Also, I can't stand here and watch the love of my life die. So now I'm supposed

to watch you die? You don't even get mushrooms in your pizza. I don't want

mushrooms in my pizza. Now all of a sudden you love mushrooms. You want to

eat them all? Who are you? Enough!

You!

You're next. Let's go.

Just let us go.

Why would you do that? Please don't leave me.

I waited my whole life for you. Why would you do that? Get up. Please get

up.

Am I your soul mate? Of course you are.

You didn't need a death cap, did you?

No.

I took one from Ethan's bag and swapped it out. Great.

I'm divorcing you and taking everything.

You would never divorce your soulmate.

You know, that's two out of two cases solved.

Easier when you aren't managing 30 active cases.

You know, if we were together on a few of those... Yeah, not gonna happen.

Still not my worst date.

I'm so sorry.

For the text, the music, everything.

You made sure I was okay.

Thank you.

We did it.

We again?

Oh, no, you're right. I did it. I brought the case. I went undercover.

I found the location.

Okay. Okay, fine. We did it.

So now that I'm officially part of the team, I'm thinking 20 hours a week, time

and a half during the terms and finals.

How about...

Freelance on an as-needed basis, plus snacks.

Deal.

I was just showing Dex the book I made for the new nanny.

Tips for burping, rub his back counterclockwise.

Won't eat pureed salmon if it's not cupped with something sweet like pear.

That is true.

Keep an extra copy of Ten Tiny Toes in the diaper bag so the bedtime one

doesn't go missing.

I thought that was you. I thought that was you.

And this.

This is all me.

Huh? That was pretty cute. I couldn't resist.

All this time, searching for the perfect nanny.

And the perfect manny was right under our nose.

Me?

Will you?

It would be an honor to help raise a little chickadee with you.

All right. Well, I'll call Celeste. Tell her we went with family. Half family.

You say half.

But in your heart, I know there's no half, Matt.

Yeah, we all have our truths. Come here, buddy.

Oh, yeah.

I'll go check on dinner.

Oh, yeah.

Hope you like spicy.

Hmm.

Now this... This is a look that really works for me.

You want to go to get dinner? Are you hungry?

You a hungry baby?