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I think this is the place.

Is she in here?

Oh, there she is.

Hi, are you Ivy?

Hi, yes, I am.

Chuck, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Come on in. I hope you don't mind

if I film the walkthrough, because I see so many different houses.

Oh, no, not at all. Everybody's doing it now. Yeah, it helps me remember.

Oh, this is nice.

Yeah.

So it is 5,000 square feet.

Okay. Four bedrooms and five bathrooms.

Really? Yeah. Huge. We have some lovely marble countertops. Sorry, I was making

lunch. Oh, that's okay. On two big farm sinks.

That's really awesome.

This is really nice.

Huge freezer, fridge.

Does it come with the place? You're not taking it with you?

Oh, no.

Wait, so this is your place, right? Yeah, I live here.

Okay, so you're selling it yourself, I understand.

Yeah.

I don't want to deal with the commission fees. I feel like I can do it myself,

you know?

Totally understand.

And I honestly like dealing with the actual owner better than these sleazy

real estate agents, honestly.

They're very cutthroat.

Yes, yes, they are.

They'll do anything for a sale. No leeway.

No.

So this is nice.

This is like an open living room, dining room.

Kitchen plan.

Yes, and the coffee table actually comes with it. I don't think I'm going to be

taking it. It's a very artistic piece.

Nice. Oh, yeah, it is. It was made about 20 years ago.

Lovely. So neat. Very lovely.

I'm sorry. I missed what you said. What's the asking price again?

Oh, $2.2 million.

Not bad.

Yeah. Not bad. Pretty good for this neighborhood.

Oh, yeah. Palisades, you know.

That's definitely a good deal. Where are you moving to?

I am moving to Beverly Hills. Oh, bigger and brighter.

Bigger and brighter.

Don't mind my dog.

He's huge.

I mean, huge bundle of love. Yes, he seems like it.

This is nice.

Yeah, I was just going to show you.

Oh, and there's a dining room too?

Yeah, and a lovely bar.

We've had a lot of fun times here.

I love to drink.

You're going to love this place then.

I might have to buy this place. I came not expecting to really like it, but

this is great.

Well, I'm really glad you like it. I need to sell it very soon.

Yeah. I'm getting a little worried.

Really? Yeah. Because do you already have your Beverly Hills place?

Yeah, I do. Oh.

Well, maybe we can work on the price a little bit.

Well, I guess I should see the rest of the house, right? You should see the

rest of the house.

All right, before we start getting into those kind of things. Very high

ceilings, as you can see.

Oh, yeah.

Hi, dog.

I really love this detailing.

Oh, yeah, that's cool.

So beautiful. It's really cool.

Yeah. Yeah.

Lovely state of taste.

Okay. So, this is nice. Here's the laundry room.

Don't mind it. It's really, really messy right now.

So, are you taking the washer and dryer?

I am not taking the washer and dryer. They will be go-overs as well. Yes.

Really? Yeah.

All electronics will be go-overs.

You just keep adding values to this.

This is awesome.

So, it's a bit of a mess.

You would also be able to keep this frame.

Okay. If you wanted to.

Did you have roommates or something that are now... Yeah, I had some roommates

and they're moved out now.

Was there any drama?

A little bit.

As always.

As always.

As always. Also, this bedroom comes with a really huge closet.

Oh, wow, yes.

And a bathroom.

Okay. A little bathroom with two sinks.

And it also connects to the other bedroom.

Love it.

Oh, badass.

Yay!

So whoever lives in these two bedrooms can share the bathroom.

Okay.

Well, I would probably live in the master. Is there a master bedroom?

Yeah, let's go look at it. Okay, cool.

Oh, wow.

This is the master bedroom.

Lovely. You'll be able to keep this bed as well.

Really? Yes. Cool.

Oh, this is really nice. It's really bright in here.

Yeah, it's so bright I have to turn this camera down.

Oh my god.

This is lovely.

Would you like to see it back there? Sure.

Huge closet.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Lovely sinks.

Marble.

I love that shower.

Shower.

And you can take a bath or a shower.

Yeah.

So how long has the place been on the market?

A while now. A little over a month. Okay. And I was not expecting it to stay

on the market that long even.

Seriously, at that price, I mean, this is pretty good. Yeah.

But I'm hoping maybe we can seal the deal today.

Yes.

Do you have any other offers?

I do not.

Really? Yeah.

How many people have seen it today already?

About three.

Okay, okay.

Yeah. They said that they also are looking at other places.

Well, this is... Here, can we go in there and talk? I'll just be totally

honest with you.

So, for me, I really wasn't expecting this place to be this good, and I really

like it.

It's between this and another place for me.

Okay. The inside of this place is more than a little. It's definitely better.

But the other place, it's more centrally located. It's got better parking. And

it's $500,000 cheaper. It's $2.15.

Okay, well, I tell you what. I really, really, I'm really desperate to sell

this place.

Okay. I will lower the price and match that price that you are seemingly so

fond of, which is totally understandable.

I will match that price.

Parking here is a little... You do have a garage.

True, true.

I know we haven't seen that yet, but I could totally take you down there and

you could see it.

Okay, okay.

I'm just really, really, really, really desperate to sell this place.

I mean... Honestly... Honestly, I'm really

willing. I'm really willing to do anything.

To sell this place.

I... Oh my god. I really, I really need to sell this place

and keep the money.

Oh. Why don't you sit down and... Okay.

I won't say no to that.

Okay.

You're not allowed to touch me.

Just watch.

I sure as shit don't think anybody else is doing this.

No. Yeah. Well, no, they're real estate agents.

I know.

But I'm not a real estate agent.

No, you're not.

You are very attractive.

Wait, am I allowed to touch, right?

You're not allowed to touch.

Do you have a boyfriend or something?

This is just a show. I just want to do a show for you. You want to do a show for

me? Mm-hmm, while I'm showing the home.

Okay.

Thank you for letting me film the show, Elise.

Mm-hmm.

Like I said, I'm really, really desperate.

Okay.

There we go.

This kind of thing never happens to me.

Girl needs to sell a house.

Apparently so.

Do you like what you see?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I love those.

Those are my favorite kind of nipples.

Oh, my God.

These really are my favorite. Oh, my God.

Wow.

I really, I can't.

This is for your eyes, not your hands.

Touching is not part of the deal.

Okay.

Now, if you take these off, I need to know that you're in serious

consideration of this place.

Like, the most serious.

Yes. Oh, do that again, please.

Oh, wow.

Is this part of the show?

Yes it is.

But like I said, no touching.

Nobody else would be doing this for you. Definitely not.

The

guy

showing the last house was named Earl from Sun Valley.

I'm glad he didn't do this.

I'm very glad I didn't do this either.

You know, I'm just gonna shut up and let you do your show. Yeah, I like that.

It's kind of hard to get myself off when you're talking about Earl.

Yeah, sorry about that.

Excellent command of your clitoris.

How are you doing that?

I really want it.

I really want it.

Please? No, I said no touching.

What? I thought you were just saying that.

What is the point? Come on.

It's just a show.

It's not a live action show.

Involvement. Well, thank you for the show, but now I'm...

Super hard, and you... You're not going to fuck me or even blow me? Or can I at

least eat your pussy or something?

I told you that wasn't part of the deal.

But blue balls? Jesus.

You know what? I like the show, but I'm not sure. I might just bounce.

You got me super horny.

I'm going to have to go see a massage therapist or something. Wait.

What? Don't leave.

If I let you touch me... Yes?

How about if you let me fuck you, I pinky promise to buy the house.

Okay.

Okay. Yes!

You just sold the house. Look at you.

You are perfect. Can I see that pussy? No, I need to come on this side. I need

to taste it.

Yes. Oh, my God.

Thank you for changing your mind. Oh, wow.

Well, I'm already pretty horny, so... Oh, it's so perfect.

So perfect.

May I taste it?

Yeah. I may? Okay.

Already made me cum?

Get your fucking ass over here.

Look at my camera, look how good you look.

Cock in your mouth.

Let's move it closer.

Yes, look at you.

Oh my god.

Oh yeah.

How do you think I got this hug?

I'm learning.

Can I fuck your face a little?

I don't know.

Can I put it there?

Mhm.

New position.

Best deal I've ever come

Let's do it.

You really were willing to do anything to sell this place, weren't you?

Yeah.

Sold the house.

Yes, I, uh... Your pinky sore.

I did.

Now I'll fuck swear as well.

Let's go get the paperwork started, shall we? Yes!