Original subtitles

- [GROWLING] - [SHE GASPS]

[SIZZLING]

[SCREAMING]

DANA: As we've all seen, the Queen can be freed

if her hatchet is touched during the winter solstice.

GILLIAN: But the curse goes both ways. You're turning

- from flesh... - Into stone!

- ELLIE: Devon! - ARNOLD: Go, go, go, go!

Go, just jump!

[SCREAMS]

ARNOLD: Josie, you go to the factory,

get Tobias to start his kiln up.

Ellie and I are gonna find the hatchet.

We take it to you, we put it in,

and we put an end to all this, once and for all.

[THUNDER RUMBLES]

[LIGHTNING CRACKLES]

OK. Let's pack this sheet up and go save Lucky.

- Are you crazy? - We can't make it

all the way to the Gnome Factory

without getting our heads eaten off!

It is not that far, OK?

And all the gnomes are gone, right, Rosie?

- I don't see anything. - Exactly.

OK, but what about that other THING? Her?

- Yeah. Dyl's right. - Thank you!

No, Jenny, it's way too dangerous.

Without a way of shooting all this stuff,

- it's useless, come on. - Oi, you lot! Follow me.

[SHE KNOCKS FRANTICALLY]

Josie?!

[DOORHANDLE RATTLES]

- [SHE SIGHS] - I don't like this.

I mean, where is Josie?

- [SHE KNOCKS] - [SMALL YELP]

It's gonna take years to recover from this.

[SHE SIGHS]

Nompton will be alright, Arnold.

They'll have you.

Yeah.

- [SHE TAPS STONE] - Jesus!

You really are turning into stone.

Actually, I've been going to the gym.

Oh! Nompton doesn't have a gym.

Jesus!

You know what?

I reckon I can break in.

Wait, wait, wait! Without a warrant?

Eloise McKay!

[SHE GIGGLES]

Right this way, my young Padawans.

LACHIE: There she is.

Big Red.

I used to drive her back when I was a firey.

1956 front-mounted pumper.

900 litres of water and 65,000psi.

Basically, means she sprays a shit-tonne of water.

Oh, so we put the weed killer in...

Bingo!

And I save Nompton!

- What? - What did you say?

I mean, "we"... Sorry, "we",

that's what I meant to say.

- Yeah, that's better. - Thank you.

Alright, gang! Lock and load.

Josie?

Josie?

[THUNDER RUMBLES]

Josie?!

- [SHE GASPS] - Shit!

[BANGING ON DOOR]

- [GUNSHOT] - [HE GROANS]

- [SMASHING] - [HE GROANS]

- Police brutality! - [THUD!]

Should've used your safe word!

- [BANGING ON DOOR] - Coming!

[URGENT KNOCKING]

Was that a fucking shotgun?!

- It's Tobias's. - But he doesn't have a permit!

That's what you're worried about?

Sorry, no... Glad you're OK.

[MUFFLED YELLS]

[JOSIE GASPS]

- Oh, God, you took your time! - Sorry.

What happened?

He thought we were coming for HIS gnomes.

He didn't give me time to explain.

And the kiln?

[SHE SIGHS]

Oh, goddammit!

Suck my bollocks, ya gobshites!

Do we have time to heat it up again?

- Maybe it... - [CLUNKING]

What's that?

Help! Help! They're killing me babies!

QUIETLY: Shut up!

[THUDDING AND CLATTERING]

Here.

[THUDDING]

Just be careful!

[HEAVY THUDDING]

[COCKS GUN]

- Ready? - [SHE BREATHES HEAVILY]

[THUDDING CONTINUES]

- [AXE WHOOSHES] Agh! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[ELLIE GASPS]

DEVON: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

You guys would not believe

the night I have just had!

Oh! Ah!

Ribs, Josie, broken ribs...

Christ, I almost just shot you.

Hey, where'd you get a shotgun?

Oh, it's Tobias's.

But he doesn't have a permit!

Thank you!

- [GLUGGING] - [SIZZLING]

- [SHE WINCES] - DYLAN: Careful!

That stuff could burn your hand off!

So, how long since you've actually driven this thing?

Well, it's a long time,

but, boy, did I love it.

So, why'd you stop?

Well, when you're a fireman,

you only get to help people when,

you know, things are on fire.

But... when you're a mayor,

you get to help people all the time.

Well, that was the idea anyway.

I believe you.

What?

I believe you're trying to help people.

- ROSIE: Zayn? - You guys alright?

What's up?

Shit.

Lachie?

What's up?

- Poo... - [EVIL SNIGGERING]

- What do we do? - Don't move.

- [EVIL CHUCKLING] - Zayn,

it's loaded with weedkiller.

- It's alright, buddy. - Just...

- Scared. - ...stay... still.

- ROSIE: That stuff burns. - [EVIL LAUGHTER]

Move!

[HE GROANS]

[GNOME LAUGHS EVILLY]

- [WHISTLING] - Huh?

Oh, agh!

[SMASHING]

[QUIET MURMURING]

Stumpy!

Wait! Stop!

He's a friend!

LACHIE: Oh, what's happening? I can't see shit!

I came to and everyone had gone.

- If we'd known... - So sorry.

...I mean, we never would have left you.

I know. It's OK.

How did you find us?

I followed the gnomes, actually.

Led me right to you.

What do you mean?

Arnold, every gnome in Nompton is coming here.

Here...?

[MANIACAL SHOUTING]

It's the hatchet.

- We have to destroy it. - But we have to wait

for this thing to heat up first.

You're looking at 30 minutes at least.

DEVON: Yeah, I don't think you've got that long.

[SCRAPING]

- What do we do, Arnold? - Don't ask me.

Dev's the caretaker officer.

Susan never said.

She picked you.

Honestly...

- I think she was right. - [HITS ARM]

- [DEVON GROANS] - Sorry.

Out of curiosity, who did Harvey pick?

- He picked Devon. - Right.

Well, in that case...

...I think they were both right.

- [HITS ARM] - Ugh!

Out of curiosity,

who did you pick?

Oh...

We fortify the factory, then.

Doors, windows. We can hold them off for 30 minutes.

- They'll get in. - Then we fight.

Stagger our defences.

Two outside, two in here.

All we need...

...is a system.

You know, I read the caretaker manual, cover-to-cover,

- just in case. - Why doesn't that surprise me?

I'm legally entitled to request a full-time deputy

to stay in Nompton with me.

Oh, yeah?

Do you think...

...Arnold would say yes?

- Ow! - We need a hammer over here!

Yeah, give me a sec! I've just gotta find more nails!

Can you hold that for me?

Um...

Oh, my God, Arnold...

[CREAKING]

[CRACKLING]

Well, that's upsetting.

So, I found nails, and this.

Looks like someone was a collector.

- With zero permits! - Shh!

[FAINT CHATTER]

Can you hear that?

[CHATTER GETS LOUDER]

[ALL CHATTER MANIACALLY]

[ALL SHOUT]

Arnold...

...what are they waiting for?

It's her.

[SHE GASPS]

- [HE GROANS] - [STONE CRACKLES]

[ENERGY FIZZES]

[ENERGY CRACKLES]

[DEEP RUMBLING]

[DEEP GROANING]

We're gonna need bigger handcuffs.

[GNORMAN CHORTLES DEEPLY]

TOBIAS: Gnorman!

Oh, Gnorman!

I knew this day would come!

Look at you, my big, beautiful boy.

Papa's here!

Let me love you.

Care for you.

And together, we'll...

- [CRUNCHING] - [GNORMAN CHORTLES]

[ALL GASP]

- [SHE LAUGHS] - [GNORMAN CHUCKLES]

[ALL YELL]

GNOME QUEEN: Bluttrinker!

Bluttrinker!

[HE LAUGHS]

[CABLES TWANG]

[HE MURMURS]

- [CRASHING] - [SHATTERING]

[SHE MURMURS ANGRILY]

[SHE CHANTS ANGRILY]

[GNOMES CHATTER EXCITEDLY]

Angriff!

[ENERGY CRACKLES]

[GNOMES CHATTER]

[SHE GROWLS]

I can't see!

'Cause you're covering your eyes.

- Just let go. - [SHE GASPS]

Is that a good gasp or a bad gasp?

Are you still there?

Yeah, yeah.

- You're fine, you're fine. - Oh.

You're good. You're good.

Wait, guys, what are we gonna do with him?

DYLAN: Is he just gonna stand watch all night?

[STUMPY MURMURS QUIETLY]

Rosie?

He did save our lives.

I say we give him a chance.

- Oi, Stumpy! - [HE WHISTLES]

Come here.

[STUMPY MURMURS QUIETLY]

You're one of us now. Don't make me look bad.

[HE CHUCKLES UNCERTAINLY]

Hold on, what's the plan?

We can't use the truck

and Lachlan can't drive.

I wouldn't be so sure.

I know this town like the back of my hand.

Do you trust me? I can drive these roads

with my eyes closed.

- [THUD] - Oh, Jesus.

[BANGING]

[MANIACAL CHATTER]

There's just too many.

I'll go ahead.

You guys hold the door!

Trust me.

[MANIACAL CHATTER]

You want it?

Your little gnomey butts,

come get it.

Yeah!

[HE GROANS]

- On your right! - [GNOME YELPS]

[SHATTERS]

[GNOME YELLS]

[HE CHUCKLES]

Arnold, Ellie, get that thing out of here.

- We'll hold them back. - Dev...

Trust me.

[SIRENS WAIL]

- You all good, Stumpy? - [STUMPY MURMURS]

ZAYN: Cool.

Well, this is fun, isn't it?

Left!

[TYRES SCREECH]

Right!

[TYRES SCREECH]

[ALL CHATTER]

[BANGING]

- [STEAM HISSES] - No, no!

Tobias, what have you done?

- Fuck! - No, it's fine.

- [HE YELLS] - It's fine.

We can fix it. We can fix it, OK?

We, um... Maybe we can grind the hatchet down.

No. El, no...

Find something to saw it in half.

- Arnold, we can... - Ellie! Ellie, stop!

Oh, God.

We're so close...

I know.

- You know something? - What?

Despite all the death and destruction,

I've not had the worst time since you got back.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

Really?

I missed you, El.

Every day.

I should have called.

I should have made sure that you were OK.

No, I shouldn't have abandoned you.

It's the worst mistake I've ever made...

...and I am so sorry.

You know, you're my favourite person.

[SHE GIGGLES]

Yeah, I do.

That is quite the kiss for a man who's never been laid.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

- Oh! - What? Oh, my God!

- What? Did you just...? - No.

- Fuel. - [SHE GASPS]

The factory, it's surrounded! They're everywhere!

Speed it up!

[GNOMES CHATTER]

[BANGING]

I wish these things would FUCK OFF!

[SILENCE]

I cannot believe that just worked!

What?

Hold on...

[ICE-CREAM VAN JINGLE: GREENSLEEVES]

[ENGINE REVS]

Get down, get down! Down, down, down!

[ENGINE REVS]

[CRASHING]

- [GNOMES CHATTERING] - JOSIE: Oh, God!

DEVON: Oh, God!

They're everywhere! Come on, come on! go!

Go, go, go!

[FIRE CRACKLES]

[THUDDING]

They're inside.

Get the hatchet, it's hot enough.

Where's the...?

Oh, not you, too!

Arn, you gotta destroy it.

Wait...

- I can't. - What?

- I can't! - What?!

Just the hours Mum spent making it...

Wait, wait, wait, wait...

Hey, Sparkles,

remember me?

Uh-huh.

- You can have the hatchet. - Ah!

Yeah! Oh, no. I don't want it.

[SPARKLES GIGGLES]

But...

But if she's... in there.

- My mum. - Hmm.

Our mumma...

Well, then, just...

- Just tell her...

- [SMASHING] - [SHE YELPS]

Whoa.

[HATCHET SCRAPES]

Ho-ho! Your therapist is gonna have a field day with this one!

- [GUNSHOTS] - [SHATTERING]

[MANIACAL YELLING AND GIGGLING]

Devon, reload!

- These are all we've got left. - Oh, come on!

Don't tell me that. This is the most fun I've had in months.

[COCKS GUN]

- [GUNSHOTS] - [SHATTERING]

- You are a nightmare. - Yeah, but you love me.

Hey! Don't be unprofessional.

[GUNSHOTS]

[WOOD CLUNKS]

It's working! It's working!

Uh, Ellie...

[MANIACAL CHATTERING AND GIGGLING]

Oh, shit!

[SIRENS WAIL]

- Light 'em up! - Bombs away!

[THUDS ROOF]

[GNOMES CHATTER]

[GNOMES EXPLODE AND SHATTER]

- [LIQUID PATTERS] - [GNOMES SCREAM]

[HISSING]

Come on! Come on!

Under there! Go, go, go, go!

[SPRAY ROARS]

[GNOMES SHRIEK]

[THEY SCREAM]

[SHATTERING CERAMICS]

[GNOME GROANS]

[EXPLOSION]

[THEY LAUGH]

No, no, no!

Arnold! The kiln!

[THUDDING]

[GNOME QUEEN CHUCKLES NEARBY]

She's inside.

- [FOOTSTEPS APPROACH] - [GNOME QUEEN CHUCKLES]

[RUMBLING]

No, we... we...

We could still...

ARNOLD: She's here.

Ellie.

- No... - Ellie!

...this is gonna work.

- No, it has to work! - [HE GASPS]

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]

- Eloise... - We had a plan!

It didn't work. You have to leave.

Please...

...leave me.

[SHE GROWLS]

[SHE MOANS]

- [ELECTRICITY CRACKLES] - [HE GROANS]

[SHE GRUNTS]

You can't have him!

Do you hear me?! You can't have him!

- [HE GROANS] - [SHE GRUNTS]

[STONE CRACKLES]

[SHE GRUNTS]

[HATCHET HUMS]

Bluttrinker!

[SHE SCREECHES]

- [HE GRUNTS] - [STONE CRUNCHES]

Oh, my God!

Oh, that looks...

Yeah, that was bad. I feel uncomfortable.

- Icky optics, yeah. - [STONE CRUNCHES]

Oh, my God! You did it again!

Arnold! Catch!

[GNOME QUEEN LAUGHS]

[GNOME QUEEN GASPS]

- [STONE GRINDS] - [HE SCREAMS]

[STONE GRINDS AND CRUNCHES]

[SHE GASPS]

Sorry, Arnold.

[SHE GRUNTS]

[ENERGY PULSES]

[SHE SCREAMS]

[ENERGY SURGES]

[ALL CHATTER]

[STONE CRACKLES]

[STUMPY WHIMPERS]

Stumpy!

[STUMPY WHIMPERS]

Stumpy...

[ENERGY SURGES]

[SHE GROANS WEAKLY]

[SHE GROANS]

- [DUST PATTERS] - [WIND WHISTLES]

[BIRDSONG]

[SHE GRUNTS]

You were my favourite person, too.

Now you get to stay here forever.

LACHIE: Come on, you lot.

Oh...

Oh... Oh, Jesus...

But he's supposed to be lucky.

[WHOOSHING]

[CRUMBLING]

- [HE GROANS] - Arnold!

You're alive!

- [SHE LAUGHS] - We did it?

[ALL LAUGH]

LACHIE: Oh, that's...!

It's just... It's a shame, that's all.

ZAYN: Why is it a shame?

He would have made a great centrepiece

for our next festival.

- Gotcha! - [ALL LAUGH]

Lachie!

Well done, you guys!

- Unbelieveable. - Well done, you.

- Are you alright? - Medals all round.

[ALL LAUGH]

I could have an aneurysm now...

Oh, my God...

[CHATTER CONTINUES]

[HATCHET HUMS]

- [HATCHET HUMS] - [SHE CHUCKLES]

[KIDS CHATTER NEARBY]

[HORN HONKS]

[KNOCKING]

Arnold Kipps,

I'm gonna need you to come with me.

Gladly.

[SHE GIGGLES]

[DOOR HANGLE CLUNKS]

[ELECTRICITY BUZZES]

[SWIP!]

[ANGRY MEOWING]

- Watch out! - [SHE SCREAMS]

There's a gnome! There's a gnome!

? It's them!

? Creatures that you know

? Afraid to see They know what you are

? It's them

? They're stepping off the lawn

? Nowhere to hide You won't survive till dawn

? Glowing eyes, a mean complexion

? Pointy hats, terracotta invasion

? In the night they're waking up

? Out of sight They're out for blood! ?

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