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Previously on Georgie and Mandy's first marriage.

Well, I guess congratulations are in order.

Now I'm gonna drive you clowns out of business.

Maybe we'll drive you out of business.

You're swimming in the deep end now.

Here's the rest of the dishes.

Hi, Georgie. What are you doing here?

Your mom invited me to Bible study. You don't think your mom would actually date

him, do you? Of course not.

She's too smart for that.

Then what are you worried about?

That she ain't that smart and she's gonna date him. If I'm being honest,

yes, I am interested in marrying.

Told you.

To heck with that, Fred.

Would you like to have dinner with me? You two start dating, Cece's never

coming over here again. Okay, Georgie, hang on. What you practicing for?

A friend of mine hooked us up with a few gigs.

You and a bunch of strangers in a van on the road away from home?

I'll be fine.

Hello? It's me. Made it to Lubbock. So how's it going? Tell me everything.

Oh, where to begin?

Are you eating enough? Sleeping enough?

Do you have enough underwear?

If you need to buy more, you are a Hanes size large.

Good to know.

Is Georgie there?

No. Who is it? Oh, it's Connor.

Does he need money?

Is he in trouble?

Of course not.

You want to talk to him?

No, that was all my questions.

Your father sends his love.

Georgie, you're overreacting.

My mom just chose Fred Fagenbacher over her own family. That is not what

happened. What's going on?

Is that Georgie? Hold on.

She asked Fagenbacher on a date.

Yeah, so he told her she couldn't see her granddaughter anymore.

Like forever?

Till she comes to her senses.

Hello?

Hold on.

Does that mean I get to take Cece to Gymboree on Thursday?

Seriously? Well, Cece shouldn't suffer just because Mary's having a mental

breakdown. Damn straight.

Okay, she's on your side. That should be a red flag.

Can I please talk to Georgie?

Fine. It's Connor. He wants to talk to you.

Now is not a good time.

Be glad you're not here. A lot of drama.

Hear me out.

Fegenbacher thinks he's using your mom to get to you.

But what if we use your mom to get to him?

What are you talking about?

She can use her feminine wiles to get inside information.

My mom don't have wiles.

Oh, you're so young. All women have wiles.

Does your abuela have them?

She buried three husbands. What do you think?

This Fegenbacher thing ain't gonna last.

If it does and they get married, will you call them daddy?

McAllister Auto.

Georgie, it's Connor.

McAllister.

Hey, sorry about last night. Just a lot going on. Yeah, me too. I'm in jail.

You're in jail?

Is that Missy? Say hey.

It's Connor.

What happened? We were hanging out after the show, smoking, and I got arrested.

Smoking ain't illegal.

Depends on what you're smoking.

Connor don't smoke pot.

Well, actually... Oh, Connor.

I need you to come to Lubbock and bring bail money.

Don, please don't tell my parents.

Okay. Or my sister.

You want me to leave town with a bunch of cash and not tell my wife? I would do

it for you if I had any cash, car, or wife.

I'm on my way.

Cover for me. I gotta go to Lubbock.

What are you going to tell Mandy?

That some tire thing came up.

She'll buy that?

As soon as I mention tires, she stops listening.

Okay.

This is a secret, but you should never keep from Mommy, but it's sometimes okay

to keep from Daddy.

Okay.

Okay, great.

Look, I know things got a little heated last night.

So you came to apologize?

For what?

Getting knocked up by your son?

Not ready to laugh. Okay.

If you think that I'm going to apologize to Georgie, do not hold your breath.

Forget him. I don't want to put Cece in the middle.

Agreed. Even though Nana's making some questionable life choices.

Which are hers to make and nobody else's business.

We should always argue like this. It's fun.

Georgie doesn't know you're here, does he? No, and I'm not going to tell him.

Well, I don't want to make you lie to your husband.

Oh, that's okay. I don't mind.

Come to Nana.

Oh.

Hey. Hey.

Thank you, officer.

You okay?

Did you know there's no seat on the toilet in jail?

My quads are burning.

So what happened? Where's Chloe? Where's the rest of your band?

When the police came, everyone ran.

Why didn't you?

I did.

But then the officer said stop, and you know me, a rule follower.

I can't believe you were smoking pot. What were you thinking?

I was thinking I called my brother-in-law, not my mother.

And your brother-in-law is very disappointed in you.

So what do I got to do to get you out of here?

The lawyer said if I plead guilty, I'll get off with a fine and community

service.

What kind of fine are we talking?

Pretty reasonable, actually.

So what, a couple hundred?

More like twenty hundred.

Two grand?

How much does it cost to plead not guilty? If I lose, jail time.

Well, let's think about this. You're already used to the toy.

Hey, pretty lady.

Really?

Now?

We got the house to ourselves.

Yeah, I can either fool around or I can cook dinner.

What were you going to make?

Hi. You were gone a long time.

Yeah, well, she loves the park and I'm a good mom, so there you go.

Did you have fun at the park?

I know you want to see Nana, but you can't, so go play in the other room.

Okay.

Sounds like she's missing Mary.

Well, that's between Georgie and his mom.

Well, good for you, supporting your husband.

Of course. I always support my husband.

Speaking of Georgie, he's going to be late for dinner. He had some tire thing

in Lubbock.

Well, what kind of tire thing?

I don't know. He said tire in a sub-listen.

Well, if it's just us, maybe we should go out to eat.

That sounds nice, but, you know, Cece's had a long day, so... It's all right.

I'll watch her.

Why don't you all have a girl's night? You deserve it.

Really? You want to babysit?

Can't a guy want to spend time with his granddaughter?

Who's playing?

Rangers Royals. You two have fun.

All right.

Let's hear it.

This is Connor McAllister, Dad.

Trevor.

Your Honor.

charged with possession of an illegal substance.

How do you plead?

Your Honor, if I may speak on behalf of the defendant.

You may not.

I just want you to know, Connor's a great guy.

I mean, he made a mistake, but who among us hasn't made a mistake?

Well, you're making one right now.

One more time, how do you plead?

Guilty. $2,000, 60 hours of community service.

Or $1,000 and 80 hours of community service. That's it?

I'm holding you in contempt.

Or you don't hold me in contempt and you get a free set of tires.

You see, the red team is the Rangers. Those are the good guys. And the blue

team is Kansas City. They're bad, bad people.

I'm not Nana.

Yeah, well, I know you miss your Nana, but right now you got Grandpa time.

Well, there's nothing I can do about it.

Mama!

Don't tell anyone.

Where are you going?

I'm going to watch the game.

I'm a screw-up.

I ruin the tour.

I ruin everything.

Don't ruin everything.

Something, sure, but not everything.

I just cost you $2,500.

It's only money.

And I can't pay back.

Not now, but at some point you'll get a job.

With a criminal record?

Doesn't seem likely.

You'll get through this.

My mom said she was proud of me.

How can I tell her the truth?

Well, I ain't gonna tell her.

I'm supposed to be on tour.

As soon as I get home, she's going to know something went wrong.

What if you didn't go home? What if you stayed with a friend?

Now you're just being mean.

Do you know what time it is?

Late. Can Connor stay with you for a few days?

See on the lam?

From the cops, no.

From my mom, yes.

After Jimboree, I was thinking of maybe taking her to the library for story

time. Or maybe the ice cream parlor.

Or maybe both.

Maybe try not to enjoy this so much.

I don't remember you ever taking me for ice cream.

Oh, sweetheart, you were already such a chubby child.

Don't feel even a little bad for Mary.

She brought this on herself.

Sure, but what if one day Mandy cuts you off from CeCe?

That's never gonna happen.

It happens every month.

That's just your PMS, dear.

And there's this month.

I'm just saying, if you were in her shoes, how would you feel?

Morning. Hey, I didn't hear you come in last night.

I'll try not to wake you. It was late.

Hey, what was your tire thing?

I explained it to you. He doesn't listen.

The store was going out of business, was thinking of buying their inventory, but

it didn't really work out.

Exactly.

So what did you and Cece get up to?

Oh, um, we went to the park, and then Dad watched her while Mom and I went out

to dinner.

We watched the baseball game together.

She sat still for nine innings?

It was a really good game.

Yeah, Connor was just in Lubbock. If he'd gotten there a day earlier, he

could have seen his band.

Oh, darn.

That would have been a hoot.

He should be in Austin by now. I'm surprised he hasn't checked in.

Well, you know what them fellas from Kiss say. Rock and roll all night, party

every day.

Don't say nothing about calling their moms.

Está un chico blanco en nuestro sofá.

It's okay.

It's Georgie's brother-in-law, Connor.

¿El raro?

Question. Does your toilet have a seat?

Yeah.

Do you speak English?

¿Y tú hablas español?

I don't habla, but I do understand.

Well, gotta go.

Oh.

Catholic, huh?

Me too.

Dígame.

Para ti.

Hola.

Connor, you gotta call your mom and tell her you made it to Austin.

Smart. How you doing?

Pretty good.

I think me and Abuelo are bonding.

Hello? Hope I'm not interrupting anything.

Fred is not here, if that's what you're implying.

He took a long time to answer the door.

Is there something that you wanted?

Look, I shouldn't be here. I don't want to be.

But I know if anybody tried to keep this little girl from me, I would be

devastated.

You're worried Mandy's going to cut you off someday?

You want to see the kid or not?

They're your toys.

So?

How have you been?

We don't have to talk. I brought a book. I'll take the wall.

Yeah, I'm all well.

They doing all right?

She's teaching them gin rummy.

Great.

He's down 50 bucks. She said collect from you.

So if he wins, you have to pay?

Yeah, because he's going to win.

Hello?

Hey.

Hey. I got you some lunch.

Ooh, what a burger.

You are a good wife.

I am.

I really am.

So I'm sorry you had to drive all that way yesterday for nothing.

You know what they say.

Some days you run over the tire. Some days the tire runs over you.

No one says that.

I say it all the time.

You don't listen, do you?

Enjoy your lunch. I love you.

Love you, too.

Wait.

I gotta get something off my chest.

What? Is everything okay?

Not really.

I didn't go to Lubbock for business.

Connor got arrested for smoking pot, and he made me promise not to tell anyone.

Oh, my God.

Is he okay?

He's pretty down on himself, but he'll pull through.

I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner.

I understand.

Yeah, because you did what you thought was best out of love for a member of our

family. How could I be mad at that?

Really? Of course! And I know that you would feel the same way if I... I did

something... similar.

I would.

Great. I took Cece to see her mom while you were out of town.

What the hell, Mandy?

If she's gonna date Fabian Barker, there's gotta be consequences.

Our daughter is not a bargaining chip.

Well, not when you go giving her away.

I'm putting a stop to this right now. Okay, you need to calm down.

I can't believe you're trying to turn my wife against me. Hey, she came to me.

I hope you enjoyed your time with your granddaughter, because it ain't

happening again.

It is not my fault that everybody thinks you're wrong.

What do you mean, everybody?

Mandy isn't the only one who brought Cece over. So did Jim and Audrey.

What? You are so wrong that even Audrey thinks I'm right.

Hello?

Did you know your parents took Cece to see my mom?

No. Tell me the truth.

Amazingly...

You two have some nerve keeping secrets about my child from me. Who do you think

you... Oh, damn.

Hi.

Chloe came to check on Connor to see how he was doing after he got arrested.

In Lubbock.

Ain't that where you just were?

I'm sorry.

I thought they knew.

But we didn't, because someone kept a secret about our child.

Georgie, how could you?

Really? No reason for all of us to go down.

Hello? Hey, Mom, here in Austin.

Just wanted to check in.

Well, this is a surprise.

I decided that Cece shouldn't suffer just because her nana's gone boy crazy.

Georgie, I'm so tired of you.

You know what? I am just happy to see my granddaughter.

Thank you for bringing her.

Go ahead.

Now,

this don't mean me and you're good. As long as this Fakenbacher thing is going

on, I ain't got nothing to say to you.

I can live with that.

Showed her.