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I thought we'd have an SD card. I'll just take that one. Once that one's

done, I'll put it in my camera.

What about this SD card?

We're about to SD card.

All right, here's the deal. My family is here waiting in the parking lot, but I'm

exporting all this stupid footage because Seth didn't remind me that I

needed to do it. I don't know.

He would have reminded me. I reminded him two hours ago. So now my family's

been waiting for like five minutes, but we can't really start.

Uh, because then we wouldn't have an intro to the video, and it would just

all have been awkward.

It just makes everything difficult. Whoa, you made this difficult.

Um, so we're gonna go grab them.

Because now we're good. That can just be by itself.

Yeah. Why didn't you do this in the first place?

I told you, we could have did it.

That's good, man.

Bro, get the camera out of my face, bro.

Ah,

place is nuts, dude. What's up, guys?

What's up, man?

Good to see you, man.

The place is stunning. How are you?

Oh yeah, we met right under what I did. I mean, is this what you did?

Yeah.

I mean, it is. Nice scene.

This whole video.

It's gnarly. It's nasty.

This looks like an opportunity for them to get a whole new roof.

Yeah. They said they were talking about just taking the whole thing down. This

happens all the time.

It is low. It is low. I mean, it is really super high. I don't know.

Let's see your minivan driving in here. What's up?

We've got multiple intros here. We've got cameras everywhere.

Welcome to the apartment. This is the Utah apartment.

First of all, we're in freaking Utah to see my boy, which is crazy. This is

where Noah lives, Nox.

Is that crazy?

Finally seeing him after five months.

You know, you were just this size yesterday, I feel like.

Come in.

Hi.

This is actually the least packed it's been he's usually well as of the weekend

there was the start his bike my bike Just stuff everywhere. Just a man's

house, dude Also kinetic partner.

Yes

This is the whole point. Show me the place.

I need a tour.

MTV Cribs.

Living room. Pretty classic. Pretty simple.

Nothing crazy.

You want to film for me?

I'm not awkwardly holding the camera for your camera.

Living room.

Then you got Carson's room.

I know you guys cleaned up before we got here, too, so this is probably the best.

Except my room. My room is not clean whatsoever.

Wait, this is Carson's room. This is your room? Yes.

This is the whole apartment right here? There's a gas tank. Wow.

This is, yeah, I mean.

It's all we need. It's smaller than our LA apartment, but remember our apartment

was really small. Yeah.

That's it.

Yeah, I mean, you pretty much just sleep and work here, right? Yeah, King's bed

in there now.

See how the tour's over.

That's the whole tour. I mean, never left a single room.

I mean, that's, that's, it's great.

It feels productive.

It's like an office.

It is like an office. It's like an office.

You just work here, sleep here, grind out there.

Flies also live here. It's not just us. We have a fly issue.

We have it at home.

No.

It doesn't matter the house. You have flies.

We had the worst fruit flies ever this year.

I wanted to burn my whole house down to start fresh.

All right, what's on the agenda?

Well, we thought it would be a good idea to go to the sand dunes because we have

all these toys, all these bikes, and we're trying to get an ATV.

But we ended up just renting ATVs, so we got two ATVs. Woo!

How do you say side by side?

Side by side.

Oh, sweet. That's all Nana's been talking about.

Literally. So that'll be perfect. We'll bring the bikes, the ATVs.

It's only like an hour drive.

It's super easy, super fun.

Well, I'm dying to see a desert.

I mean, the last time we were in Dubai, we had a desert. I don't know where.

That's the only time I've ever witnessed, like, desert.

Yeah. That's crazy.

Well, it's the, um, I looked it up. What's it called, the desert?

Little Sahara?

No,

what's the name of the desert?

What desert?

That we're going to. Little Sahara.

That's not the name of it. Yes, it is. Is it not?

That's what it's called. Yeah, Little Sarah. Really? He looked up something

else. I could get something in the Middle East, I think.

He still wants to buy.

All right, so we got to pick up buggies?

I just have to go there to sign paperwork, and then we have our friend

Leonard Skinner.

He's trailering all of them there for us.

Dreamy. Yeah.

Dreamy. And this is, Cain, why don't you explain your purchase this week?

A new bike.

This thing is sick.

What's it called?

Hyper-V.

Hyper-V. And this thing's stupid.

He brought it over to our place last night.

And it's like scary fast.

He was like, don't, you just barely touch it. It was like, I was already

cruising down the road and I just barely, it just, the whole fronting came

up. Like at 20 miles per hour. It is the torkiest bike I've ever ridden. You can

pop it up at 35.

Yeah, it's not because it's so small. It's psycho.

Yeah. It's literally like I can pick it up.

Can you do the siren?

Oh, yeah. Show knocks.

I mean,

I would get out of the way if that was behind me. For sure.

It's terrifying.

It is terrifying.

It's only a costume. It's so bad.

Is that your carry-on?

Yeah, just take it on the plane.

Fill the seat, probably.

We do have to figure out how to get that home.

Are you taking this in advance?

I don't know. Yeah.

You should.

I thought, well, seven cars and... Okay.

They were like, no, it won't even make it one feet, so...

Should I even take it? Well, there's like a concrete huge parking lot right

at the sand dunes. You can ride there easily.

You'll see when you're good. It'll be fine.

Just take it in case.

Unless you want all the sand to jack it all up, you know?

Yeah.

That's why I don't want to take it.

So do you want it or not?

I don't know.

Who's riding the start?

It's just there.

Where is the start?

By the truck.

It did not work in Dubai.

We tried it in Dubai and it's not as slick as you'd think. The sand and the

snowboard just wouldn't go.

That's why I'm wondering if it'll work.

People slide down these hills on pieces of cardboard.

So we just need a cardboard snowboard.

We can make one right now.

You got enough kinetic boxes?

It didn't work. It was like so sticky.

Yeah, I feel like it just stayed.

If you just go right straight forward, the board just stays.

That's different sands, maybe.

No, that's grippy.

I was thinking about like pulling a snowboard behind like anything out in

the desert.

That'd be so much fun.

The one issue with these side-by-sides is last night it said they were going to

put paddle tires on for us.

and then today they said they just cut it so we're not gonna have paddle tires

should be fine as long as you don't go in like the holes you'll be fine oh my

god so i don't know how i've never wow the dirt box is working up shut up he's

moving yeah they're all wheel drive too they should be up there i think it'll be

fine they don't find out isn't that bike crazy it is huge

Yeah, that bike is a monster.

Wait till you ride it.

I'm excited.

Is my burn mark still there?

I left like a 25 foot skid mark on this.

Okay.

Wait, real quick. Come here. Come here.

I know we've hung out like three days already, all of us, but my viewers

haven't. So welcome to my little channel too. I do YouTube as well.

But no, freaking amazing meeting you. We've had already some great times. We

had dinner last night at our house.

Homemade cinnamon rolls. They took us on a sunset mountain the first day we got

here. It's been amazing.

Giving them the experience.

Yeah. Utah experience.

I was driving here thinking.

We've always done everything for you guys, but we're on this trip, and you're

doing everything for us. It's wild.

It is weird. It is so strange. Even for me, it's weird.

But I like it.

I love it. I'm happy to show you around.

It is stunning. This is not Ohio.

Can you see why I left home? This is every bit of Dorothy landing in a

different world.

That's how Utah feels compared to Ohio.

Yeah.

It's the promised land.

It's the promised land.

Did you just find your wife?

All right, we're off.

We're going to just have some Utah fun today.

The seat's big enough for four people. Literally.

It's massive. That's a tandem dirt bike. He said Van Carson were riding it.

Really? Yeah.

That would be insane.

We should try, though.

It would look like the AI picture of us. Yeah. At least, I bet you two and Kane

could fit on there.

Yeah. I could sit all the way up here and easily fit.

Put some pegs on the back.

That would be so funny.

All right.

We'll see you soon. Meet you over there? Yep. Okay.

Have you ever been to the sand dunes?

Not here.

Born in Utah, and I'm the one showing you the sand dunes. I've been in the

sand dunes that are closer to St. George. They're like the pink coral sand

dunes. But whatever ones are here, I've never been to.

It's the biggest dune in the Western hemisphere.

Is it?

It is.

What is the statistic? I think it's the biggest sand mountain and it's probably

like North America. I saw a bunch of comments saying that it was false

though. I thought it was in America. Nah, you can look at it.

Well, your comments did and they let you know in the comments section.

They know everything.

They spread fake news. They're like Ivan News, bro.

You look like a bike pop.

I'll last you, sir.

I'll let you.

You look that up.

Anything for you.

I know, Seth.

It's all about you. I know you'd do anything for me.

Well, that's about somebody.

You just want to be included.

I don't care to be included or not, Seth.

Let me help you out a little more, Seth.

You said you wanted to do it for me, Seth.

It's all about you.

You're going to be like, there must be beef between those guys.

These sly comments they're making to each other. Yeah.

Just gonna start making stories up.

Nothing will beat that glacier trip.

No. I mean, you guys ruined that trip for us.

You left so many negative comments. Every single comment was negative.

For zero, and I mean zero reason.

There was no reason to say anything of what you guys were saying.

It's like, obviously we knew the truth.

I just don't understand.

How is every single one of you?

I'm not even going to explain the situation.

If you know, you know.

Yeah, if you know, you know.

If you want to know, just go to the glacier video and go to the comments.

The very first one. That was the worst.

Is this the craziest line-up ever?

Honestly, it looks kind of cool.

Looks hard.

What did you just say?

Looks hard.

You're hard?

I've wrapped it like 20 times. He's gonna hate me when he has to unwrap it.

Oh, what was that voice crack?

It wasn't a voice crack.

What is that?

Saps work.

Yikes.

Whoever's driving behind us is gonna be terrified if they see that.

I would be terrified.

Do you want to keep this frozen muffler in here?

So this is really cool This rental

place. We're renting two side-by-sides. They also give you a trailer and

obviously I John I drive a little boys Tacoma so I can't pull I probably

couldn't pull this trailer.

So we asked Leonard Skinner if he would pull it for us. He just got a brand new

truck. It's GMC Denali. Everything's nice.

And he's probably geeked to meet the whole family. And he seemed like he was

happy to do it. I told him I'd pay for his gas because I felt bad.

And did he say to not even worry about it? Yeah, he did.

Leonard Skinner. We all love Leonard Skinner.

So look at this setup.

Look at that back tire over there.

Wait, this ain't your truck?

No. Thank you. It's that one. I was right. You were wrong.

I know, Leonard Skinner. I gotta switch them out enough so that when I do stupid

stuff on the road, people don't know who it is. What's up, bro?

Dude, I missed you at the Barbie Jeep races.

I know.

Corruption. Was your date worth it?

Yeah, it was. Good.

Good.

It's still corruption, but... It was.

Very much so. I'm Tyler.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. I've seen you all over the internet, but I've never met you in

person. Nice to meet you.

Sweet. I will back up and hook up to you.

Well, Aaliyah, come here.

Aaliyah! It's all about... I'm going to go find letters.

All right.

We got to tell them what's going on. About the paper? About the paper.

She was in the truck.

What did you say?

They were, like, strapping up the bikes and stuff. We were still at the

apartment, and Seb was like, oh, we need rope. So I was like, I'll go grab it.

So Noah gives me his keys, so I go to the apartment. I, like, see these papers

on the apartment door that says, like, eviction notice. But I'm like, oh, like,

that was the first time I had seen the door that day, so I figured they had

already seen it, you know? So I just get the rope. I come back. I kind of forget

about it.

And then we're loading up, what are they called? The ATVs?

And I was like, so are you getting evicted or what?

And Noah and Carson were like, what are you talking about? I was like, what?

Because our door has been open all day, so I haven't seen the front of that

door. I don't know how long it's been there.

But you could see it from the back, too.

Like, when I walked inside, I think they were waiting for us to leave and

immediately went and put it up.

We went out to that parking lot for, like, five minutes, and they put it up.

They're waiting. But I didn't read anything else because I was in a hurry.

I was just getting the rope. We were already running late. I figured they had

already seen it. Right.

Because it was literally, they were in the apartment like 10 minutes before

that.

Anyways, so we have no idea when it says they're getting evicted, why, or what's

going on. So we're getting evicted. I'm the only one that saw it.

Like what in the, like what? It just makes no sense because we haven't done

anything.

Let me bring through the awning real quick. That's it.

I played a very explicit song on Max William in the gym today

while he was in the other room, but he would have told us. And also, I got a

text from the apartment today saying, hey, if you renew your lease, you get a

free cruise or whatever.

How are you going to offer me that and evict me in the same exact day?

You should text him and say you'll take that offer out to see what he'll say.

Yeah.

I don't know. I guess we'll find out when we get back. Yeah, I'm just dying

to get back and see what it says.

Like, probably, like, five hours till we're back.

Yeah.

But it's not like we'll be evicted by night.

Well, for our luck, probably.

Probably will.

Probably bulldozing our house right now.

You wanted a new door?

Well, you just get a new apartment.

I don't get it.

What's up?

It's been a while since we've been here.

Back to Little Sahara.

You know, last night we went over to my family's for dinner and we're just

brainstorming, trying to think of what we can do.

I'm telling them there's like a million possibilities.

Like, the possibilities are endless.

And Vicky has been absolutely dying.

to... I forgot my phone or any kind of payment.

Vicky's been absolutely dying to just get some ATVs and ride out here, and I

thought it would just be a good opportunity to take everybody to the

dunes, because you guys have seen the place from the videos.

It's a riot, and it's really just an experience to see, because it's just so

out of the ordinary.

It's just all sand. It's literally the same as it does.

And it's a good excuse to load up all the toys and get out.

So, that's what we've settled on.

I think it's... I can't think of anything really better, honestly.

We all got here, like, the exact same time. Yeah, that worked out good. And

right on time, really.

I have, like, an hour till hour of sun left, so... Not even, though. These

mounds are gonna be blocking them.

What in the world? Oh, my gosh.

I was like, where does all this water come from?

There's a fly on the seat.

There's a fly on your seat.

Some put it there.

What's that?

Sesame seed.

Where did this come from? I don't know.

I mean, what?

It's probably under the other.

Welcome to the desert. That's a lot of sand.

Yeah, like once you...

if you get over this mountain these mountains it's sand as far as you can

see really yeah it's like this all we have to do is get up that hill is there

ways around like that way or is it just all huge yes you can go around either

way that is insane i would love to be here when there's like an event

happening the one time we came here there was like a thousand people that

would be really yeah noah said there was going to be nobody here today there's

Nobody.

There's a couple motors out there out here.

Hey,

my name's Tyler. Tyler, are you the one that's hooking us up with the buggies?

I told them out here. I didn't hook them up for them, but I got them out here.

Well, we appreciate that.

That's just enough help as anything else.

That's a huge help.

These little Tacomas just don't got it. I know, but they're sick though. Yeah,

they are fun.

They don't look so good with it the crease down your bed, but All right, so

We got like an hour So we should just unload get

everything out find a soft spot. We could play with the sleds and stuff with

the kids And just try to goof off I guess How familiar are you know,

I don't want to step in too much but I was tongue-tied

Our every single weekend was right here going up. From I was 10 to 19.

I mean, you know better than I do. You think that little hill right here is

steep enough to sled down?

Like right here?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, we could take them up like up to there. We could sled down

that? Sled down there, even by like that smiley face.

Oh, thank you.

And I'll have a great time doing it.

Yeah. And then send the buggies on their way.

Let's do that.

you want to go sledding yeah we don't have snow but we got sand have you

sledded i have not snowboarded does anybody snowboard it i've seen a lot of

people sled down this hill i never have personally but i have seen sleds work oh

yeah that is i mean it's crazy up there you go up there you can see everything

all right well let's unload i mean with these mountains that sounds about to go

down yeah about to be dark down here

All right, Noah found us. Well, first of all, you got the start for Kane this

week. Yes. Then Kane bought another bike.

You have your 450?

Yep. And then he was able to find... Well, we got a cooler, Noah, but we

didn't get any ice.

So you have a new cooler. Awesome. We've been needing a cooler, actually.

I have one extra pair

Don't start

What do you have, Noah?

Bro, those dollar store straps were not holding. Oh, it wasn't doing anything.

They weren't even tight.

You need help, bro?

Uh, I'll just need help taking his bike off.

There's one.

You gonna ride this thing out here?

I don't know that you should.

It's going to be a blast.

It's kind of dreamland, right?

Yeah.

It's like playground.

On the drive here, Kane already told me he's moving out at 18.

I am. I know.

And I said I'm going to miss you.

I love you, but I'll miss you.

No, you really got me feeling like a kid here.

Like you're just doing everything.

Our roles have reversed, literally.

It is very odd, honestly.

It used to be you watching me get everything ready, and now I'm just

chilling. This is actually the better situation.

I feel it's been so much fun.

So sick.

Holy bike.

Kane looks like a little thing.

Knox looks like you're swimming.

There's a lot of character.

I still prefer this. This is extremely fun.

It just goes so fast with the shift.

But you can't beat the sound.

You can't beat the noise of this.

The noise is half the fun, I feel like. That's why I like my car.

I was just so scared. There's a reason everyone cuts the mufflers off all their

vehicles.

Riding the dirt bike in some shorts, bro.

I don't even have my boots.

I'm gonna sand all up in my shoes.

Oh my gosh.

I almost wore my white ones just to get them dirty here.

I have a brand new pair of Converse, but I hate wearing new ones because of how

white they are. They look so goofy.

By the way, these ones smell awful.

No,

it's true like my whole life I've never had bad smelling feet, but these shoes

just stink. Like even if you smell my sock right now it doesn't stink, but

these shoes stink.

They're not even your own.

Where did Kane go?

He's gone. Oh, there he is over there.

Look at that majestic sight.

Tyler,

I can't thank you enough for pulling these things here.

Right as you think about it.

I appreciate the invite. I'm always down to do stuff. There's just not that many

people at a Monday at 3 o'clock that are down to go do stuff with me.

That's just how we do it.

It's fun.

I was telling my wife, I'm like, it works great because she's always telling

me, she's like, just fly by the seat of your pants. You don't plan anything. You

can have someone call you and be like, hey, can you go in a couple hours? I'm

like, yeah, I'm down. She's like, I know how you do it.

I don't know, but it's more fun that way. It is more fun that way.

Spontaneous. That's how we've done it since we moved out here to Utah.

That's the best way to do it, in my opinion.

Like I said, prayer, man.

I just prayed for it, because I don't know.

I don't know.

Noah grew up in the most of it. Cain, too.

The little ones have grown up in it.

But Noah came from having nothing. We had nothing.

So he actually watched me do what I did. That's cool.

I didn't teach him that.

I could not do that.

That's sick.

Yeah. I don't know, man.

I'm the same way. I came from nothing.

Our house was 100 years old.

We joked around like, oh, we can never sell it because if they inspect it and

they don't buy it, we're going to get sent out because like mold in the

ceiling and bare wire stuff. So like that's where I feel like mine came from

is just like the just drive of ambition. Like I'm going to get out of this and I

don't want my, I don't want to like, I can get out if I work hard, but I'm

like, it terrifies me because it's like if my kids don't have that same

experience, it's like, how do I teach them?

I don't know. My dad probably worried about the same thing. You know, I think

it's instinct to feel that way for your kids. You want the best. For sure. But

at the end of the day, it's probably lead by example is number one.

Yeah.

And then a lot of just praying, man. Just pray over your kids. That's all you

can do. Yeah. This world is crazy. I love it.

I got four, so.

Two of them come out. Okay. Yeah 50% Don't play wonder the more you have the

more odds one of them's gonna be Exactly

one

hour. Perfect.

Do you want to go up on this ridge and try to sled knock sled?

Cora I'm not kidding just where you were you were like a dot Like it's so hard

even like see scale here

Loves

anybody in distress kids

he'll see that he'll just laugh he will not get his camera

I think he's gonna take us right up here on this like spot and guess you can like

we can all try to sled down that way. Yeah, I'd love to.

I think it'd be fun. You have my goggles.

Do you want a pair? Should I wear yours? I have a pair of goggles.

You'll look awesome in them.

Don't we need flags?

We have two and they gave us two more.

Yay.

You're gonna look like um...

Some girl in Mad Max the pretty girl of Mad Max You should insert just the worst

Yeah,

there you go you're meant to be out here don't take that off what how do you make

it smaller

Booth wants to race.

We're going turbo.

Go backwards.

Go backwards.

I knew we needed help. Tires.

Bro. You can't go anywhere on those.

Oh, no.

Something broken?

This one literally died, dude, and won't start.

This one died?

It literally died. This one died and won't start.

Is there even gas in it?

I hope it's not a belt, but... Oh, yeah, this is a... You literally... This is a

Polaris.

I literally... You know me, dude. I literally have done this my whole life.

Oh, here we go.

Oh, it's a full tank.

Okay, now, let's figure it out.

We're definitely going to need four-wheel drive.

Hey, you're pretty good.

You're better than the start, by the way.

It literally just stalls itself out dude

It's

so much weight it's hard to get anywhere with another person

Maybe it's the driver.

Maybe.

That's as far as we're going to comfortably get in this clapper.

I towed the machines here. I did not supply the machines.

I think it will. If we go... This one drops down, but then there's one more.

That's way to do it.

You alright, Kane?

Yeah.

You know that little bike was hilarious.

Try it again.

I forget how much fun the sand dunes were.

There you go.

Why is it so tiring? Like you're riding something.

It shouldn't be that tiring.

Okay, what happened?

The tires, bro, I'm telling you.

He's got a pennant.

Our side-by-side is leaking fuel, and it keeps dying on us. Really? Yeah, it

won't start.

Oh, no.

Nothing about that guy was, like, official.

He scammed us out of $300, gave us bald tires on every single unit.

That's crazy.

Yeah, I mean, look at the tires on this.

I know.

They're all trash.

We were supposed to have paddle tires on there, and then they just didn't give

them to us.

Brock has so much sand in my shoes. Yeah, I know. Why do we wear shoes?

I'm never... You know what's funny?

The other day, I found sand in these shoes.

Probably from the last time I was here.

Yeah, it fell out of my shoe.

a little pile on the apartment floor.

The exact same speed all the way down.

Like slow motion all the way.

This is a steep drop off.

He literally just went like this speed all the way down.

Now do you think if you did like snow?

Yeah. I did the hard part for you guys.

You try maybe the tracks a little faster now Knox you want to do it?

I'm afraid it's not as exciting as it looks

For

being

on that bike that's huge for him it's big for me

You want to go?

You want to go?

Do it, girl.

She's usually not scared of anything.

All right, let me show you how slow it is.

It's a little anticlimactic. It's really not as... I wonder if I run and jump.

Maybe. I'll just flip over and roll.

I mean, it's sad. It's not going to hurt, right? Don't run and jump on your

chest. Like this? And hold on.

All right, let's try it. I'm just going to... Surfing now?

They like wax the bottom of the boards so that it would go faster. Which I

didn't know that would work in sand.

It shouldn't be that hard.

Like it's actually steep.

Too much friction.

Try and slide down on your butt. You could roll down faster.

Roll down this little faster than you could.

Yeah, go. Just roly-poly all the way down.

Do it beside that. Wait, don't do it yet. Don't do it yet. I'll tell you

what. Thank you.

It might be better Like

what do you need to slide on sand

why is it so hard to slide on See

if the lighter person works better

Yeah, have dad push you and see if you slow down.

I feel like the lighter you are, the better it will be.

I'm just going to get you started.

She's not heavy enough.

Hang on, honey.

Four days later.

It's about to get faster.

She's stuck.

This is maybe the worst sledding of all time.

I think you would have been better on just a grass hill.

You know what's funny? On camera, too, it probably looks like everyone's going

to be like, you need a steeper hill. It's very steep.

It's super steep.

It just doesn't look like it on camera. See, he gets it, too. The camera does no

justice to anything.

It's just how it is.

Oh, this is the fun part. You get to walk up.

I can't pick you up. You walk up faster than you go down.

Yeah, probably.

It's actually true.

Get all that energy out. Max, you should slide down too and go back up.

I'll time that up, but do it out to 10.

Go for it.

Put your goggles on. It almost works better.

Go, Max, go. All sandy the whole way home. Two out of five home.

Those handlebars, when you're pinned on the... Dude, the flies are here.

How did the flies get here?

It's so deep. The handlebars just...

Like it's scary It's weird like

the harder you accelerate the easier it is if you go slow and try to take your

time you won't You have to pin it everywhere You just go deep but

if you go slow you just can't pin it to begin with once you have speed But like

when her and I were trying to go After we were stopped in the sand, we

couldn't. We were just stuck.

I'm slowly falling down this hill.

It's okay. If you fall, it won't be that fast.

You think players will let us come over and grab some tires?

That's what I said.

All right, you and Aaliyah got to slide down it now.

Let's do it.

On the sled? Yeah. Nope. Two people haven't done it yet.

Nox, are you doing it?

Make it three.

I don't know.

You might want to put your helmet on.

I'm terrified.

We've shot a light person. Now let's try heavier.

He just keeps calling me fat.

You're taking out of context.

I'm not.

You said you need to get off the bike. It's too heavy.

Ready? most of me that is that you guys you got your seat belts on i'm her seat

belt all right see ya oh i

should

fly then but i can't climb back up later

we'll get that uh that pole winch up front

Looks miserable Every step is like three steps back Did you like like

I want to race?

Especially with those shoes That would be insane

Nox, you gotta get on the sled and hold onto the top.

He gives up.

My arm is barely in a tan.

That's so horrible.

It's a climb up.

No, you should go down.

He's taking her down, Dad.

You gotta defend your woman.

Keep going.

Oh, I'm going to beat you for sure.

You got to hurry.

Hurry. She's not beating you.

Go, go, go.

You're not winning.

You would have won. I forgot to put your goggles on. You said what? I said you'd

fly down this bank on that slide.

Take the whole mountain out with me.

Do you want to go down? Yeah, we can.

All right, I'll go get a shot from down there.

So you can walk back.

You should take the sled though.

Yeah. Okay, me and you will go, but somebody's got to pick me up because I'm

not walking back.

No, we can pick you up. Okay.

You ready?

I didn't know that was an option.

I said earlier, I'm sorry you didn't know.

Are you ready?

No.

I forgot to tell you, both buggies are stuck, so you got to walk up.

It's so pathetic!

It's so quiet.

It's like you're in molasses.

You know what? We'll speed up the footage each ride.

It feels cool.

As soon as you get here, it's like, how is this Utah? Yeah, it feels... And it's

especially insane on the other side of this mountain.

It's just desert for as far as you can see. Dang, Cora, you came up?

Dang, girl.

That is impressive.

I mean, that is a cliff.

Yeah. It does help with the buggy down there. Show how high we are. Like, look

at that.

It's a good hill.

They're going to pass out on the way home. That's nice.

What? What?

He's getting the best shot.

It's the best shot.

Backwards man, backwards man.

I mean, that is stunning.

Yeah, just this right here. That's sick.

It looks like Newark, Ohio, kind of.

It's just our sun would already be down, basically.

We've got two more hours of light here.

This is what it looked like before all the houses in development.

Superman fly.

Why don't you just carry him up like that?

Yeah, I don't know why I didn't do that.

Here, it'll be Superman.

You should have it buried like that.

Look at that.

He's lighting everything up.

It's so cool.

The weather too wants the sun. It's beautiful.

And it's like a bee sting. It's not like they're deadly. Yeah, that's why I

wanted to come here at this exact time.

yeah you called it you're like sunset we're ready here like in the middle of

summer in the middle of the day oh it's like 100 degrees hot my only thing

saving you is your riding things this is such a wild place like there's no like

emergency service like you're out here yeah what did you get stuck all the way

out there really and they were everywhere that's crazy it really is

something you have to experience it's like the camera it looks good but ain't

like real life It is crazy up here.

Right here looks like this is fake. Like when you go to Disneyland and they have

like the fake backdrop, like this looks painted. It does look painted.

It's like the car's backdrop.

Yeah, exactly. You know what I mean? It looks like radiator springs.

It looks just fake.

Yeah, man, if you want to go riding now's the time I'm gonna say if you want

there's those true There's a trail down this way that it's fun for the bikes the

buggies everything. It's not too bad. It's mostly like Flat, but it's got just

enough hills that it's not like it's still exhilarating Yeah, yeah, let's go

do a little riding before dark

Did you get that on camera?

Huh? Did you get that on camera? Well, I didn't expect you to tackle him. She

started tackling me.

I got pictures of you, man.

No worries. Somebody will clip it out of context and say you were beating him.

Probably. No, I would beat his girlfriend.

And fat shames her.

I'm going to cancel this video.

It's over for me.

I don't know anybody. It's me.

It's me.

It's Seb.

You fat shamed the heck out of me. No.

You know what I'm saying? If I fat shamed anybody. What?

Oh, will you grab those for me?

Thank you.

He's like, I'll get out and put it in a rope. I'm like, wait a second.

That's backwards.

Dude, it's scary.

It's so steep.

And I just slide.

It is scary going down. The key, it sounds backwards, the key, stand up,

lean back.

The more gas, you're going to stay floating on the sand.

Every time your brain thinks slow down, it means give it more gas.

When in doubt, throttle out.

That's what that one dude said in Florida.

On those sand trails.

I'm telling you, dude.

That's how it is in the sand. It sounds kind of contra.

I'm about to bust out in song here.

Naturally. Naturally?

Noah thought naturally was a word.

No, I know it's not a word, but it was, it made sense in the sentence I used it

in. Instead of naturally.

Look, no, Dr. Seuss proved that anything that makes, that you can understand what

he's talking about is a word.

He made a whole career off of a bunch of non-words.

That's fair. That's what I told her. I was like, we all say ain't.

but i don't think that's really a word i mean you guys have to figure out here i

think it sounds weird when someone says mountain instead of mountain it's true

do i say that i don't know i'm just saying like mountain everyone makes fun

of me like if i go out of state they're like you sound like a hick i'm like i

feel like i sound pretty okay what do you say mountain like sand mountain yeah

mountain no t in it mountain yeah my friend from arizona is like oh yeah you

know we're going out on west mountain for like the barbecue place it's like

You sound weird. Don't talk down to me.

Sounds like you're trying to go over to say it. Yeah. Mountain. I feel like it's

like people are trying to prove like I'm smarter than you.

I mean you are, but.

Hi, Seb.

What was he doing?

Running like a robot.

Why do you want me to record this?

That was like, hey mom, look at me. Yeah, it was like a little kid. You gave

me the ick.

Bots. That's my ride.

Oh my goodness.

Let me get the Carson.

Hey man, you look tired. Do you need a ride? Yeah, please.

Okay. Oh man.

Shut up.

You good, dog?

Are you okay?

It landed like on top of my legs. It hurts so bad.

And it's not like it's a light bike.

That's like dropping a 260 pound dumbbell on your leg.

Sucks.

Alright, we're just going to do a little bit of riding.

Probably just on these little tiny dunes before the sun goes down.

Just so we get some riding in.

Big fun.

Nothing crazy.

You can just have fun, son.

Big dad will come and fill my post, dude.

On my video.

Is Kane riding his little bike?

Yeah, he said he's done.

He's hurt.

What? What happened?

He's got a bike shell on him.

Do you want to get in here? Do you both want to get in here and talk to me? This

is fun. I love this.

What did you say? They were saying something.

I don't know.

I think she said, just keep going.

Yeah. Okay.

You guys are still good? Yeah. All right.

You

guys

want to head back now? Yeah.

Perfect. That's perfect.

Do this trail.

It's so fun like headed back Like one time it would come back like on all four

things like ripping fast because it just isn't that each of those little things

It's just like a floater. Yeah, it's sick But sweet we'll head back and

probably get there right as the Sun sets all the way

Are they back?

No. They're not?

No. I thought we were way behind.

They were behind us.

I haven't seen them for a while.

I thought you guys were waiting on us.

Huh? I thought you guys were waiting on us. What do you mean?

I don't know.

Maybe. I just wanted a light. Yeah, but they got a headlight on as well, I know.

Oh.

Cool.

Yeah, that's him.

How was that? Great.

Fun? It was actually awesome.

Might be one of my favorite things we've done. Yeah, that was a core memory, I

think. We were terrified for you guys the entire time. Really?

We were freaking out.

Why? Because the last time we came to the dunes, every time you'd go over one

of those hidden hills and you would just go flying off your bike. Well, it's

different over here than over there. Because those are the hidden dunes. I

just covered my eyes like this.

I also think that he thinks a little more if I'm on the boat.

That's a good point.

There's a saying called, if you're not crashing, you're not riding hard enough.

And that was my compression.

Right now, I'm just cruising.

I had more fun doing that, though.

That was perfect timing. Got back

right at that hour.

It was a good day.

How was it, Tyler?

Good.

I thought we were going to make Carson pass out from the smell of fuel, but

that thing's struggling.

I'm just glad they're both back at the trailer. Oh, yeah. They're back at the

trailer. We give them back and say, drop them off tonight. Good riddance. They're

not ours anymore. Here's your machine exactly how we left them. Especially

because they have the craziest policy.

That light's too bright.

I didn't even tell her to say that.

That was freaking awesome.

That was so good. I love that so much.

Thank you, thank you, thank you. That was so fun.

Knox fell asleep on the way back. Did he really? Yeah.

It was just like holding him out.

That's so cool.

Cora's about asleep. That was a cool ride.

That was super simple.

I would like to be like fully harnessed and helmeted.

and just rip through them trails.

Just the like the whoops and the hills and the turns.

We were like on that sunset vibe with the kids.

One guy took me up this and his side-by-side before. It was like fully

built side-by-side.

That was one of the most insane things I've ever done. I mean screaming up

these mountains, screaming down.

You're all locked in, held on like terrified.

I've seen videos when that goes wrong.

It's not pretty.

Sheesh, that was epic.

so cool let me take these i'm gonna start loading these just put these in

the back yeah okay oh yeah let's do the sand reveal the other one had way more i

can tell this is gonna be crazy oh yeah okay there's a puddle of it in front

like my toes are extra cushioned like how do you get sand out of your shoes oh

my gosh i mean it just keeps going

Well, it's the first time you've taken that shoe off in this year, I think.

My socks are cleaner than my shoes.

Yeah,

mine's totally full, too.

Look at Noah's shoe, Cora. Look at this.

It's falling out already because there's holes. Yeah, the whole ocean's in here.

It'll be in there forever. It's coming more out of the sole than the actual

shoe. These shoes, when I run in them... and they like kick up sand. Like the

sand gets kicked up in them and I feel them in my toes every time I run them.

How is my shoe with sand?

You should have seen Noah's. He was just dumped out on like a beach.

Was that fun?

What did everyone think?

So much fun. That was awesome. Did you guys like that trail?

That was amazing.

Exactly what we needed.

That was perfect.

Yeah, Noah, thanks so much for that. That was literally Nana's dream. That's

what she wanted to do in Utah is that. I'm so glad.

It's a good thing for all of us.

We all got to do it.

It's never spent much time in this area west at all.

We're always out further, LA, things like that. How was it, bro?

It was fun.

Backseat princessing. Backseat princessing.

I was getting high on the gas fumes, bro. That's what Tyler was saying.

Stink back there? It was nasty.

It was like, stained.

These things are rolling.

Yeah, I was like, man, we didn't even get to the cool part. We didn't even get

up on the freaking mountain. I know.

I wanted to get on that.

Could have if we had paddle tires.

That's true.

Just rip this dark up there.

Yeah. It would be scary at night. It would be terrifying.

I feel like you don't know where the top is.

No. You just keep going and keep going.

It's got munchies. So has anybody got munchies? You guys want any snacks

before you hit the ropes?

I'll take a piece of it. There you go.

There's roll-ups.

fruit apples oranges all

right

love

you love you love you guys for an amazing experience it was so fun really

enjoyed that and i'm sure we'll see you guys tomorrow yeah let's plan for

tomorrow and then wednesday

We'll do something before the airport.

Awesome. Thank you. This is amazing.

Glad you guys had fun. Good to see you again.

It's just as fun showing you how much fun is out here.

It was a treat. It really was a treat.

Thank you, thank you. I enjoyed.

Great to see you too, man. Yeah, for now. Until I get home, right?

Or Ohio, whatever.

Okay, and you're going back with Noah?

All right. All right. Is Knox in there? Yeah. Yeah.

He's trying to go to sleep.

Bye, Knox.

Love you.

I saw your eyes open before I opened the door. You gotta do the arm test, dude,

when you raise the arm.

I'll see you tomorrow, okay?

See you tomorrow?

Two-stroke life.

Love you guys.

Love you. You guys be safe getting home, too. Text me when you get home. Okay.

Thanks again, Tyler.

No problem, guys. Thank you, guys. It was awesome meeting you.

Till next time.

Till the next time.

Bro, what? Like, bro.

Get out of here, bro.

All right, we're all loaded up.

Sweet. That was awesome.

Really glad we got to show the family just the taste of Utah.

I think that's probably the coolest thing we could have done, though.

Thanks again for taking these out here. Yeah, of course. Huge help.

Of course. This little girl can't do it.

This is the most it can do.

Can't even do this.

I mean, look at this.

It looks so good. I know.

I love it, too. I would say, like, you just need two. You need a full-size for

towing, but then I would way rather daily at Tacoma every day than four

times a year my truck has a trailer behind it. Yeah, it's just, like, pick

whatever side you want. Oh, yeah. I don't know.

Ideally, yeah, two trucks, but...

Who's got the money for that?

Court of Spaces.

You guys can't figure out how to not get towed with the cars you already have at

the apartment.

Oh, yeah. It just reminded me. I'm terrified to go back home. We have an

eviction letter on our door, I guess.

For what?

I have no idea.

They're like, sure. You hit the roof. You're evicted. Yeah, maybe.

You're a liability.

We've done a lot of stuff in that apartment.

What?

I didn't say anything.

Oh. That's crazy. Oh my gosh.

See what happens when we get there.

Probably have to leave tomorrow morning.

Like one day. Yeah.

One day notice? Well, you can stay in my basement.

I have to. Yo, I'll have to just sleep on the floor, but... Me in your

basement, Carson in Matt's basement, Seb on the street still.

Seb with Thor in the doghouse.

Yeah, it counts.

All right, um all the video when we get there, so you're thinking Tyler yes

problem We don't film up.

Yeah, we'll go Yeah, I mean it's a maverick and then you guys

let up your legs better It's so it's Boston what

that was right happen. No, it wasn't it's over there So you'd see it pick it

up. That's gross Well, guys, thanks so much for a good time. I had a blast.

Thanks for the invite. As always, if you ever need a truck to pull anything, you

can always call me.

I'm glad I can have that in my back pocket.

Hope you guys have fun.

Did you guys have fun? Was it worth it? It was awesome.

Fantastic time. The pain is worth it. The pain is worth it.

King Rex, his leg's all messed up. We're hoping it'll heal itself. He doesn't

have to make a doctor's appointment, but... Couldn't have done it without

you. Yeah, well, I couldn't do it or...

have the opportunity to do it without you, so.

Super stoked.

Carson, Seb, thanks so much.

Aliyah, so good to meet you.

Hope you're feeling better.

And I'm sure we'll see you guys again.

Peace.

That's good enough outro for me. See you guys.

For real, dude, thanks so much for the invite. I know that it's...

It's very rare to have an opportunity to go out with your dad and stuff like

that. So I really do appreciate that.

Of course.

Appreciate you.

They had an amazing time. It was awesome. It was awesome.

Yeah.

Sweet, sweet. Well, as you guys know, I don't have any time for anything.

Yeah. It gives me an excuse to mix up the dating and get off the cold call.

Sounds good to me.

Yeah.

Sweet. Okay, well, I will just... Yeah, you guys have my number, so text me.

I want you to pick your nose and then go straight for a fist bump.

Dude, my nose is driving me insane the past four days.

It's not running. It's just itchy and crusty.

And dusty.

You're the pivot man.

How long is it back to the house?

25 minutes.

Yeah,

it's better with Parson.

Okay.

Yeah. Did you name me over here for anything?

Nothing.

No, I'm alright.

Can I go sit in this seat?

He makes me ask him permission before I do anything. No, I don't.

She's just saying that.

All the comments are going to think that I'm just like the most manipulative,

forceful boyfriend now.

Did you say that?

No.

How are you sailing?

See you soon.

Do you not have internet here?

No. Oh, I thought you said you were.

We have an eviction letter to go read. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

What's wrong with you?

Okay, bro.

Like, you were... All right, bro.

I wasn't saying anything. You were talking about a storm. That's why I said

to turn the camera on.

I'm a cameraman.

What were you going to say?

Like, do we go check the eviction notice?

And then unload these, or unload these and then go check?

I think check it.

Alright, let's go check it. This could be it. Let's see what the news is.

I feel so bad that I didn't read it, like, when I saw it. Well, in your

defense, you thought that we'd know. I did, because you were in the apartment

literally ten minutes before. I think they were waiting for us to leave, and

then going to do it, so that we could talk to them. It's kind of weird that

they're just watching.

Probably waiting all day.

Bro, what if it's like tomorrow?

I don't think they would do that. It's got to be 30 days. Yeah, there's got to

be some legal thing. I don't know.

There's no way we're getting evicted. Like, there's literally no way.

Bro, what could you have possibly done? The roof?

You just won't pay for it?

Can you imagine if this was just all a prank? Like, I was just lying to you.

Yeah, I bet you are.

I'm not.

Hello, this is a reminder that as of right now you have not renewed your

contract past your current lease day.

As stated before, after October 9th we will begin to market your apartment for

new applicants interested in moving into your apartment after your lease ends.

We know this is a bit different than other complexes.

We ask you to renew so early because we have so many people already waiting to

sign a lease for this winter.

If you do not renew by October 9th, it does not mean...

It does not mean you cannot renew later, but it does mean that... I mean... It

does mean... But what it does mean is that your spot is no longer guaranteed

because of... Because the apartment will no longer be available on the open

market for after this ends.

Since we were asking you to renew so early, we have a special offer only for

those who renew before this Friday. If you sign your renewal lease by 5 p.m.

Friday, you will be able to sell your renewal contract...

without a contract transfer fee. If your plans change and you cannot renew

anymore normally, like $900 also, we will give you, and you will renew your

lease ASAP.

Have a great day.

Notice is hereby given that on or before the 31st day of September.

Nope. Try again.

The 31st day of December, 2026.

The occupants and residents of the above address.

Okay, we're fine.

This is not an eviction.

This is just making sure that we renew before October 9th. And if we

don't, it just goes to a losing sense.

You just can't get your spot after.

It means after October 9th, even if you want to renew it, it doesn't look like

you will get your spot back.

You literally have to blur all of this.

Oh, you're doing the pose.

What pose?

The pose for a new thing.

Whose Cheetos are these?

Yours. All right, well, awesome.

We're not being evicted.

I wish we were. We were in great contact.

Sleeping under Matt's roof.

It was fun.

So, that is weight off my shoulders.

Against that, he was freaking out.

All right, well, that's going to do it for this video.

I told you, it's you.

I don't know. That was just a lot of fun. I'm so glad we got to take the

family out to do something here.

I think I had probably more fun showing them what there is to do here. And it's

almost a way for me to validate my choice in moving across the

country away from my family.

Because it shows them how cool everything really was. So I don't know.

I think that was cool. I know they had a good time and so did I.

Thanks, everybody, for the help.

It was a blast.

Yeah, thanks for taking us.

Absolutely. Shout out to Tyler. Bring those side-by-sides.

And it's been fun.

Appreciate you, fellas.

I'll see you very soon.

Let's get started, the faint and broken hearted. Hold it up, I've got something

I cannot hide.

The worst painkiller, the all in filler.