Original subtitles

-Look, if you let go! of the controller,

it'll make the bomb go off.

- What do I do?

I can't hold it much longer! My hand's cramping up!

- Do something!

- We need to save him from doom. Bring Phillip to my room.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Aah! - Aah!

- Jax, you better not hurt Phillip!

- Why can't you get the door open?

Picking locks is your thing!

- I'm too upset to pick a lock! - Don't panic!

Panicking is my thing. - Oh!

All right, all right.

- Are you panicking because you're about to meet Phillip?

- Can't you just cast a spell?

- Before Andi has a cow, open this door now.

- Wait!

How do I look?

- Get in there!

Jax! - About time!

He almost bit me! Zap him!

- No!

- Andi, don't.

- Phillip.

- A...A...An...di.

- Get rid of him, Emma! He's gonna eat us!

- No, it's okay!

- He's gonna eat her!

- From where you attack, you have to go back!

- No!

- Andi?

- An...di?

- He's getting away!

- Oh, no.

Where did I just send Andi?

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[upbeat pop music]

WOMAN: ♪ I cast a spell ♪

♪ It takes a hold of you ♪

♪ I see my dreams ♪

♪ And they're all coming true ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ You and me together ♪

♪ Look up ahead ♪

♪ There's a magical adventure ♪

♪ Every witch way ♪

♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay ♪

♪ I'm trying every witch way ♪

♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay ♪

♪ I'm going every witch way ♪

♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay ♪

♪ Every witch way ♪

- [sighs] He's gone.

- Forget him! Where's Andi?

ANDI: Hey, guys, over here!

- The video game.

- Oh, no! [video game sounds]

Andi, I'm so sorry.

- For what?

This is awesome!

- You got to hand it to her-- she's awfully chipper

for someone who's about to get eaten by a zombie!

- Don't move!

Bring her back from where she came,

take Andi right out of that game.

- Agh! - Watch it!

- Oh, sorry.

Wh--why'd you take me out so soon?

- Oh, you're okay!

- Okay? That was a dream come true.

- You've got some pretty bizarre dreams.

- Quick, send me back in! I want to go find Phillip and--

- Phillip!

- Yeah, I want to make sure he's not still freaking out

over his trip here.

- Well, uh...

he didn't exactly make it back into the game.

- What? Where'd he go?

- That-a-way. - Wha--

He's on the loose...

In Miami?

- Daniel, have you seen a, uh, kind of pale teenage boy

who might have been... staggering a little?

- No.

What, you looking for a zombie or something?

Oh, no.

You are looking for a zombie!

- Maybe. - He's not here.

- Of course, you had to be involved in this.

- You told him?

- He guessed.

- Stop arguing, okay?

We still need to find Phillip.

- The zombie has a name? - Of course he has a name.

- Long story, but we have to find him...

[whispering] Before he eats someone.

- He's harmless...

unless there's, you know, screaming or bright lights.

Then he, you know, aah.

- We need to cover more ground.

Andi, you go look at the park, and we'll--

- Why don't we just use the locator spell?

- Use the locator spell.

I was just about to say that.

- Great idea.

- Let's go.

- Now, Lily, what is this big emergency?

- [gasps] There's an emergency?

What is--Oh!

I am so sorry.

Let me get that.

What is this?

A shoe?

- Weird. It--it's not mine.

- This is Ramona's shoe.

- [gasps] - What?

How do you know?

- Ramona always sprays her shoes with a signature scent--

roses...

[sniffs] and pepperoni.

And this--this is a page to the Magic Almanac

with the exact hour of the Last Light.

- What?

- Why do you have the exact hour of the Last Light?

Its only use is...

to get magic powers and destroy the Realm.

- It's not mine, I swear.

- It's you. It's always been you.

You're the one who wants to destroy the Realm!

- I-I--

No.

- [laughs]

Don't even think about trying to outrun us.

- So disappointed.

- She's tricking you, Agamemnon.

I would never betray the Realm.

- Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Powerless witches and their endless thirst for power.

- There's too much risk at bay.

For that, we must send Lily away.

[dramatic music swells]

♪ ♪

- Are you putting lip gloss on for the zombie?

- [sighs] Phillip.

And, no. My lips are dry.

- You--you do realize he's a virtual zombie, right?

- Oh, come on, leave her alone.

- Here it is-- the locator spell.

I'll summon Phillip and then send him back into the game.

- Sounds like a plan.

- Wait. - What?

- I think he said my name back when we were in your room.

- Yeah, h-he did.

- Yeah?

- And he hasn't tried to bite anyone.

- That we know of.

- I know he hasn't.

Look, when I hacked the game, I programmed him

to have the lowest level of aggression possible.

- What are you saying?

- I'm saying that...

maybe I want to keep him.

- What? - Andi!

No way.

He's a zombie, a virtual zombie!

Trust me, you can do better.

- But Phillip gets me.

I mean, he's not afraid of my chain saw or my ninja stars

or my overall kick-butt attitude.

I mean, how many guys can you say that about?

- That's true.

- Y-you can't do it, Em.

- [groans softly] I don't know.

I'll make you a deal.

If I summon him and he doesn't try to eat us,

we can keep him around.

- Deal.

- [sighs] Wherever he is, far or near,

summon Phillip to appear right here.

- Phillip.

- Be careful, Andi.

- Hi, Phillip.

It's okay.

- A-A-A-Andi.

- You remember me.

I told you, he's harmless.

Phillip, these are my friends.

Say hi.

- Hi.

[dramatic music]

- Guys, look what we got--

a new shipment from Grandma.

- Sweet.

- Uh, where's the remote control for the Foaminator?

- Oh.

- Perfect.

We should sneak into the stage

and practice triggering the bucket

so we can time it to fall on Jax.

- You mean Daniel.

- I thought we settled this already.

- We're still waiting for Tommy to break the tie.

- Well, Tommy...

Jax or Daniel?

- Hmm...

you've both made very convincing cases.

I think I'm gonna go with...

confetti.

- Huh?

- Who's confetti?

- This is confetti.

[laughter]

- This is the best day ever.

I'll repay you the favor, I promise.

I'll do your homework for a month.

No, wait, you get better grades than me.

I'll do all your laundry.

- You don't know how to do laundry.

- Wha--sure I do.

Just hand it to my mom,

and five minutes later, all done.

- What's laundry?

- When you wash your clothes.

You know that you have to wash your clothes, right?

- Oh.

Oh. - I-I'll teach you later.

It's okay. You don't have to do anything.

I'm just happy you're so happy.

- I just can't believe he's really here.

- Phillip hungry.

- Oh, what do zombies eat?

Uh, never mind.

Pizza's your new number-one food group.

- Pizza?

- You're gonna love it.

- I think we have some in the fridge.

But it's jalapeño, mushroom, butterscotch...

Not one of our better combinations.

- Hey, better than brains, though, right?

- How about I make some pancakes?

- Pancakes?

- Thank you.

You're right.

I am so happy.

Hey, Phillip, think fast.

- He is a Kanay,

and no self-respecting witch dates a Kanay.

- You're just prejudiced!

- I am not! I--

I am a mother who wants what's best for her child.

- And I'm just a girl who wants to go to the play

with her Proxy.

- [gasps]

You wouldn't.

In front of the entire school?

- Yes.

And then we're gonna have dinner together...

in a restaurant...

[lowers voice] in public.

- [gasping]

- Preppy? Seriously?

- Andi like?

- Andi like cargo pants better.

- No like Phillip?

- No.

No, Andi thinks Phillip is super cool...

for an undead preppy guy.

- It was really nice of you not to send Phillip back.

- Daniel left 'cause he thinks it was a mistake.

- [sighs] It wasn't.

- I just couldn't send him back.

Andi likes him, like, for real real.

And she's never had a crush before, so...

- Oh, come on, you're the Chosen One!

You can do whatever you feel like,

even make a zombie boyfriend for your best friend.

- Yeah!

- So the Last Light of the Fool Moon is coming up.

- I know.

I can't wait.

- Maybe I can take you on a date

to celebrate us getting through it?

- I'd love that.

- They say anything can happen

on the Last Light of the Fool Moon.

We could go swimming with dolphins.

I could get my powers back.

And we could destroy the Magic Realm

and be the last witch and wizard alive.

- What? - Yes, just think about it.

We could be the most powerful beings on Earth.

We could rule the world.

- [laughing]

You really had me going there.

I thought you were serious.

- [chuckles]

Yeah, okay.

I really got you there, didn't I?

- Hey, Diego, my pizza order ready?

- What pizza order?

- The extra-large olive, bacon, peanut butter pizza?

- [sighs] Yeah, sorry.

I'm just slammed with work here.

I'll put it in right now.

- It's okay. I can wait.

- Gigi's supposed to be working today, but she's MIA...again.

- Does she ditch out on you a lot?

- Not usually, but she's been acting all weird.

- Weird...how?

- Like...

being super secretive

and running off at random times

to do things she won't tell me about.

- Diego...

Does Gigi know about magic?

- [scoffs] Yeah. She hates it.

- She does?

- My parents hired a magician for her eighth birthday.

He did this really cool magic trick--this coin magic trick--

- Not that kind of magic.

Real magic, like, you know, me and Maddie?

And you being a Kanay?

- Oh, no, she doesn't.

Well, at least I've never told her.

- The other day, I teletransported

into the janitor's closet, and Gigi was there.

But she wasn't surprised at all that I appeared out of nowhere.

- Oh, she was probably just in the zone.

- What's the zone?

- It's when Gigi's putting together all her blog posts

and she tunes out everything around her.

The house could be on fire,

and she literally wouldn't even notice.

- Got it, but...

do you think someone else might have told her?

- Hmm, it's possible.

Hey, if there's anything I learned

over the past couple years, it's that anything's possible.

[Maddie giggles]

- And I said, "It's not a baby. It's a monkey."

- [laughing] Oh, that is hilarious!

[laughing]

- Uh, Mother,

are you having an imaginary conversation with Mr. Alonso...

again?

- No.

I am just laughing along with you and your friend here.

- Did you just call me Maddie's friend?

Not "the yucky Kanay" or "the stinky Son of Fire"?

- Yes, yes, I did.

And now, uh, friend, I need to have a conversation

with my Maddie winky...

alone.

- Proxy, make me a chocolate shake...

please.

- Okay.

- [chuckles]

Did you just say "please"?

- Yes.

It's something I've been practicing.

It's gracious bossing around.

- Oh, this is just as I feared.

That boy is a terrible influence on you.

- What happened to you being all nice to us two seconds ago?

- That was just me using honey to lure you into my trap.

- [gasps] That's my thing!

- Well, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, does it?

And as your...tree,

I am ordering you, Maddie,

you cannot see that boy again.

- We got the same schedule.

Sweet!

- Sweet!

- Iridium High is a lot like Desolation High in the game,

but without the giant nuclear mice running around.

- I...

Iridium.

- This is your locker...

Right next to mine.

- Hey.

Who's this?

- Oh, this is my friend Phillip.

- Where did you meet him?

- Oh, he's part of my game--

He's part of my, uh, gaming group--

Great Gamers of Miami.

- Nerd alert!

- Look at that zombie makeup.

So realistic. - [muttering]

- So are you guys, like, boyfriend/girlfriend?

- Uh... [clears throat]

Uh...

are you guys, like, boyfriend/girlfriend?

- We got to go! - We got to go!

[lightly edgy music]

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[upbeat music continues]

♪ ♪

- Hungry.

- Again?

You just ate four extra-extra-large pizzas.

- More pizza.

- Okay, I'll be right back.

- Andi, wait.

- What's up?

- Tonight...

s-s-school play.

- Oh, yeah, it is, but we don't have to go.

- Yes.

Go, me...you.

- Are you...asking me to go with you?

- Yes.

Go...

me...you.

♪ ♪

MAN: ♪ We're dancing, dancing, dancing ♪

♪ ♪

- You've already been out with him a bunch of times before.

- Okay, but--but this is different, okay?

This is a... [shuddering]

This is a date!

- Calm down.

We can figure this out.

- [hyperventilating]

What am I supposed to wear?

My--my best overalls?

My shiniest sneakers?

- Um...

those could work.

But I think we should try something...different.

- Like what?

- Just leave it to me.

I'll help you look amazing.

I promise.

- Right.

- [hyperventilating]

- Big night, huh?

- [grunts]

- She's almost ready!

- She better hurry up. The play starts in one hour.

We got to get going.

- Oh, thank you.

- Beautiful.

- Come on, it's picture time!

Get together, get together.

- Wha-- Where'd you get that camera?

The museum?

- Here we go.

[camera shutter clicks]

- Uh... - [grunting]

- Oh, no, no.

- No more pictures, Dad. We don't want to be late.

- Yeah, let's go watch Daniel and Jax duel for you.

- Andi!

- Come on, guys, we don't want to be late

to your brother's show.

- No, we don't.

- This is gonna be one splashy show!

- The ultimate show.

- Tommy, what is that?

- What?

- That's his-- - New phone!

That's his new phone.

- Oh, these gadgets are getting stranger and stranger.

Oh, look, there's Francisco.

I'm gonna go say hi. Wait here.

- [sighs] Did you decide yet?

- Are we pranking Daniel or Jax?

- ♪ Me, me, me, meeeee ♪

♪ Pan, pan, pan, theeeeer ♪

- Hey, Jax, um...

just wanted to say, have a great show.

- Oh, I will.

- Good.

- Oh, and, Daniel...

stay away from Emma.

She's with me now.

- Maybe.

But, uh, she belongs with me.

[classical music playing]

♪ ♪

- [whispering] When Daniel stops under the trap,

hit the button.

- [whispering] No, when Jax stands there.

- We're pranking Daniel! - That's not what we agreed!

- Okay, fine. We'll let Tommy decide.

[classical music plays]

- Good luck, you'll need it.

- What are you talking about? Romeo wins this fight.

- [chuckles] We'll see.

♪ ♪

- I need my sword.

[applause]

- Mercutio, slain!

- You're next! Aah!

- I don't remember this from rehearsal.

- Stay away from her! - Never!

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Romeo, Romeo--

Missed my cue!

[boys grunting]

- [squeals] - [groans]

♪ ♪

- What's this X for?

Oh, no.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[upbeat pop music]

♪ ♪