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[thunder crashing]

- Dad?

- Afraid of storms, are you?

- Aah! - [laughs]

- Did you follow me here?

- Just to make sure that you're okay

and that you didn't accidentally turn yourself

into a--a-- you know what.

- You mean a-- [squawks like a bird]

Now we're even.

Dad?

That's strange.

He texted me to meet him here.

Unless you used one of those phony phone spells.

- Please, I don't repeat tricks.

I've got plenty up my sleeve.

- I have to text my dad.

- But you're right.

It could have been a spell.

- Why?

Who would want to trick me into coming here?

[thunder crashing]

[dramatic music]

[both laughing]

- This is all playing out perfectly.

Now that Daniel and Emma are trapped at school,

I have to make sure they stay there until they make up.

- How do you know they're both there already?

[both shout at once]

- I don't have time for your relevant questions.

I need to make sure that they're trapped.

This storm is not strong enough.

Make it scary and make it rough.

[thunder crashing]

[upbeat pop music]

WOMAN: ♪ I cast a spell ♪

♪ It takes a hold of you ♪

♪ I see my dreams ♪

♪ And they're all coming true ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ You and me together ♪

♪ Look up ahead ♪

♪ There's a magical adventure ♪

♪ Every witch way ♪

♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay ♪

♪ I'm trying every witch way ♪

♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay ♪

♪ I'm going every witch way ♪

♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay ♪

♪ Every witch way ♪

- It's stuck! The door's stuck!

We're trapped in the principal's office!

- Step back.

The door's not stuck, it just opens in.

[laughs] - Right.

- Don't be so paranoid. It's just a--

[phone beeping]

Extreme weather warning.

Must be stronger than forecasted.

- We better get out of here now.

- We shouldn't go out there.

- I live two blocks away. We can make it.

- Whoa! We need to get out of here!

- We can make it.

We just have to grab hold of trees and telephone poles

the whole way there.

I see weathermen do it on the news all the time.

- And does it work?

- Yeah, sometimes!

[thunder crashing]

Okay, it never works.

- It's not safe here.

We need to get out of here.

Come on, this way.

There, we'll wait it out here.

- Why don't you transport us home?

- I can't.

- You know, I'm starting to think

you did send that phony text to get me trapped here.

- Oh, come on, does that sound like something I'd do?

Okay, fine, it kind of sounds like something I might do.

- I knew it-- - But I didn't.

Teletransporting during the lightning storms

is extremely dangerous.

- Why? What could happen?

♪ ♪

[zapping]

- I guess not teletransporting during a storm

isn't just an old witches' tale.

- You knew this might happen and you did it anyway?

- Oh, relax, it's totally harmless.

- Ow.

- Now, back to business.

We have to find out what's going on

in Getting-Back-Together Land.

- And if it's not going well?

- We make it go well.

- It's like we're playing Cupid.

- Yes, I suppose...

if Cupid was a beautiful, yet evil mastermind

taking over the world...

Which I can't do if you blurg about it.

- It's pronounced bl-o-o-g.

- Hey, Maddie, my mom called your mom and--

- Daniel, help!

- Launching in T-minus five seconds.

- Open the garage door.

- Five-- - Whoa, whoa!

What are you doing? Stop!

- They kidnapped me!

- You were already here, so that's not kidnapping.

- Four! - Get her out.

And don't you dare open that garage door.

- Fine. - Fine.

- Three!

- Two, one, you better run.

ALL: Mom!

- They were gonna launch me into the tornado.

- Oh, I'm sorry.

You know the T3-- someday they're gonna end up

ruling the world or going to jail.

- I'm pulling for jail. - Yeah, so is half of Miami.

Let's just try to get through this

as peaceful as possible, okay?

- [sighs] Fine.

We can watch some TV. - Right.

[thunder crashing]

[buttons clicking]

- The storm must have knocked out the cable.

- Great.

- We could play video games instead.

- [gasps]

And ruin my manicure?

- Okay, then we'll just have to come up

with something else to do.

- Okay, Dad, I will.

Yes, I'll keep my phone on.

Hey, don't you want to call your parents?

They're probably worried.

- My dad doesn't worry, especially about me.

- Come on, that can't be true.

All parents worry.

- Not my dad. [chuckles]

[zapping]

Aha, Miller, Daniel...

Horatio?

Daniel's middle name is Horatio?

- It's a family name, and those files are confidential.

- He's failing math. - What? No, he's not.

- He is now. - Hey, don't do that.

He worked hard for that math grade, and so did I.

I tutored him every day for a month

on the quadratic equation.

- Like I always say, why work hard when you can just--

[zapping]

- What did I just do?

- You just gave him all As.

- I did? - Yep. Feels good, right?

- No. It's this Fool Moon.

[sighs] I just want it to be over.

- Only six more days.

Everyone's files are in here.

Ooh...

Diego's files.

Yikes. [laughs]

- He's very street smart.

- Look, here's Maddie's.

I know you want to have a look at this one.

Oh, come on, I dare you.

- No, I won't.

- But I dared you, so you have to do it.

When somebody dares you, you have to do it.

It's like a--a rule.

- No, I don't. And it's not a rule.

It's a game. "Truth or Dare."

- Great idea.

Let's play.

- No, I hate playing "Truth or Dare."

- But have you ever played magic "Truth or Dare"?

- A spork.

[laughing]

Ah, finally!

[chuckles]

Oh, you messed up big-time, Desdemona.

You're gonna get in trouble.

Who's the witch on top now?

♪ ♪

[sighs]

[crying] Limbo's the worst place I've ever been.

- Took you long enough.

- One of the emergency exit doors blew open.

I had to cling to the water fountain

so I wouldn't fly away.

- Yeah, yeah, wah-wah. Get to the point.

What's going on with Emma?

- She's in her dad's office talking and laughing...

with Jax.

- Yes, just as I--

Jax? What?

That is not my plan.

Where's Daniel?

- He's at home with Maddie.

- What?

Ho-ho-ho-ho-hold on.

How do you know?

- Maddie just posted a picture.

I'm reposting it on my blog with the caption:

"Lightning storm rekindles romance."

- Don't even think about it.

[zaps]

- My...

My blogging hand!

- Here's your next, uh...

[grunts] 13 pizzas.

- Oh, thanks.

So what are we gonna do to pass the time?

Pepperoni toss? Soda wars?

- No, I promised my parents I'd be responsible.

No food fights of any kind.

- Come on, you know you want to.

- [exhales deeply]

[clears throat]

If you'll excuse me, I have pizza boxes to fold.

- Hey, how many boxes you got back there?

- I don't know. Hundreds maybe.

Why?

♪ ♪

- My turn.

Truth or dare.

- Truth.

- Oh, come on, live a little.

This is the third time you've picked truth.

- All right, dare.

- Yes.

Okay, I dare you...

to imitate Maddie Van Pelt.

- That's mean.

- It's a dare.

I already told you the rules about a dare.

You--you can't back down from--

- Okay, okay.

I don't want to hear the dare lecture again.

[imitating Maddie] "Panthers, do my homework."

- No, no, no, no.

A magic imitation.

- How do I do that?

- Like this.

Just focus on the person you want to imitate and...

[zapping]

[Mr. Alonso's voice] "Emma, did you go through

"my private files?

That's not the goody two-shoes daughter I know."

- Wow.

That was both awesome and terrifying.

- Your turn.

- Panthers, do my homework, brush my hair,

brush my teeth-- stat!

Emma, your shoes are hideous, ew.

Oh, my Panther.

- [laughs] You get extra points for that one.

- [laughs] Good, huh?

Okay, my turn-- - Oh, wait.

Emma, you might want to change back.

- Oh, yeah.

[zapping]

[clears throat] Okay, truth or dare.

- Dare.

- Again? I'm trading in my extra points

to make you choose truth.

- Fine. Truth.

- Tell me about your family.

- You're seriously gonna use your only truth on that?

Well, there's my dad,

my uncle Leon, my auntie Becky,

and my cousin Bill.

He's kind of the black sheep of the family.

[whispering] He's a doctor.

- And your mom?

What's her name?

- [normal voice] Her name was Liana.

- That's a pretty name.

What happened to her?

- It was a long time ago.

I was only--

[wall crunches]

- What's that?

- This wall is fake.

- The ex-principal had a secret room back there.

My dad found it and thought it was some

weird medieval-themed lounge, so he got rid of it.

- Looks like he didn't get rid of everything.

- Facing off against an ex-Chosen One gone mad,

that sounds scary and awesome. [laughs]

- It was definitely more scary than awesome.

- Not scarier than losing your powers.

- It was only for a few days. It wasn't that bad.

- I couldn't even deal with losing my powers

for a few minutes.

What's this?

- Oh, this was her plan.

This is Diego.

And this is me,

as she sucks my powers out during the eclipse.

- Really?

This is you?

You're a lot prettier in person.

- [laughs] Well, she didn't like me,

so that must have influenced her artwork.

- And what's this?

Plan B?

- I don't know what this is.

- Well, let's have a look.

This is the Fool Moon.

And this is the entrance to the Fool Moon.

And this is it exploding.

This is a guide to using the last light of the Fool Moon

to destroy the Realm.

[dramatic music]

- Ready?

- Um, ready.

- One...

two...

three...

go.

- [sighs]

- My turn.

- [laughs]

That was...fun! - I told you.

- Why didn't we ever do anything like this

when we were dating?

- Well, you were more, um, uptight back then.

- I was not!

- You wouldn't even ride the teacups at the carnival.

- Those cups spin very fast.

They messed up my hair.

- But you're different.

Now that you're dating Diego, you've changed.

- Proxy and I aren't dating.

- Don't you guys always hang out?

- Yes.

- And you get along really well?

- Mm, I guess.

- And you care about him, and he cares about you?

- He cares about me.

So?

- So that's a relationship.

- Mm, that's not what I've learned from the hundreds

of romantic comedies I've seen.

- And what do those teach you?

- A relationship is when you're always fighting,

so you can make up by getting them to do whatever you want.

- So that's why you were always picking fights with me.

- [laughs] Yeah, duh.

Isn't that why you're in a fight with Emma?

- No.

We're in a fight because she got her powers back

and didn't tell me.

- So you're mad at her for being a witch?

- Mm, not exactly.

- But if you two were still together, you'd want her

to stop using her powers?

- Maybe.

- Then you don't accept Emma for who she is.

And as a fellow witch, I'm offended for her.

Wait. Did I just defend Emma?

What's happening to me?

- It's the Diego effect.

You should embrace it.

- Hey, um, h-how do we get down?

- I don't know. - [gasps]

- Tommy!

Dad!

- Why would anyone want to destroy the Magic Realm?

- Lots of reasons.

My mom told me that the Realm

is divided into good witches and wizards like her

and bad witches and wizards like my dad.

- Oh.

- She wanted me to be a good wizard.

- You are.

- But I take after my dad.

- That's not true.

What was she like?

- She was...

[chuckles] She was funny.

She used to do this bit where she pretended to be a beaver.

[laughs] Tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch.

- You take after your mother more than you think.

- Yeah, right.

- You have your good moments.

I've seen them.

- No.

This can't be happening.

- I know!

And I can't blog about it.

- No, no, no!

[wind roaring]

- Are you okay? - Yeah.

That was weird. - Very.

- Maybe we should take a break from the blueprints.

- Yeah, sure.

Maybe we could play some chess.

I haven't played without my powers before, but--

- How do you play magical chess?

- With real horses

and real knights.

It's pretty awesome.

- Banana boomerang!

- Oh!

- Apple attack!

- Orange assault!

- Aah!

[gasps]

Oh!

- Ha ha! - What?

Aah!

- Yes!

Bishop takes queen! In your face!

- [laughs] Wow, I've never seen you so fired up before.

And over chess.

- Sorry. It must be Andi's influence.

She's competitive about everything--

swimming, chess,

walking speed, you name it.

- Don't apologize.

I like seeing you so fired up.

It reminds me of...

Ah, don't worry.

- What? Reminds you of what?

- The other you.

She was so intense and fun, like that.

- I still can't believe I did that.

Four versions of me.

All unbearable in their own special way.

- [chuckles] Also awesome.

I've never seen someone make four clones before.

[laughs]

- Clones?

- How do you do it?

Get along with Jax Junior?

- It's not complicated.

He's me, and I'm him.

So I just give him whatever makes me happy.

- Which is?

- A turkey sandwich and a motorbike ride.

[laughs] So how about it?

Give your clone another shot.

And not the lazy one or the nerdy one.

[laughs]

- No way. I promised Lily I wouldn't.

Plus, that spell cost me Daniel.

- And now...

it'll cost you your powers.

- [laughs] Stop, Jax.

That tickles.

- Escape attempt number 1,334.

I made it. I'm free! I'm free!

Aah!

[horn honking]

[breathing heavily]

Excuse me, where am I?

- In Los Angeles.

- Limbo's in Los Angeles?

Who knew?

- So you gonna meet up with your boyfriend, Diego,

and tell him you're officially a couple?

- Maybe.

Are you gonna go and meet up with your witch, Emma.

and tell her you accept her...

witchiness?

- Maybe. - [scoffs]

Look, it's more complicated for me.

Adding a fourth Panther would make Sophie and Katie jealous,

and then Diego-- - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Diego is a Shark, not a Panther.

- Whatever.

The point is, Katie's jealous

of all the time I spend with Diego.

And it was kind of fun watching them bicker at first.

But now it's just exhausting.

- Yeah, some friends can be exhausting.

- Hey! You're talking about me.

- Or Katie.

Isn't her birthday coming up?

You could throw her a surprise party.

- Ooh, a surprise party.

[gasps] What a great idea I just thought of.

Hey, I got to run. Planning a party's hard work.

- Oh, no.

MR. ALONSO: Emma!

Emma!

- Dad, over here!

- What--did you guys build a fort in here?

- Mr. Alonso, let me help.

- Are you okay? - I'm fine.

Jax and I are both fine.

- I was so worried.

Thank you.

- It's no problem.

I should probably get home now.

- Oh, if you wait a while, I can check out the school,

and then I can drive you home.

- Sure.

- Okay, okay.

- Thank you for everything.

♪ ♪

- What's this emergency Council meeting about?

- I have proof

that Emma Alonso cloned herself.

- You do?

- That spell is illegal.

- The Chosen One can't be trusted

and needs to be punished

to the fullest extent of the Magic Realm law.

- How did she get her hands on that spell?

- I suspect Jax Novoa gave it to her.

He has always been a troublemaker.

And get this.

She made four clones.

- Well, that's breaking all the rules.

- That's not all.

She knew all about it.

Didn't you?

- Emma may have mentioned something to me.

- I cannot believe this.

We are supposed to protect the Chosen One.

And here you are...

comforting her, as if what she did was okay.

- You wanted to see me?

- Oh, yes, there you are.

- I'm here. You wanted to talk about the play?

- Jax?

- Hey, you tricked me into coming to a Council meeting.

- Oh, just giving you a taste of your own...

[Australian accent] Trickster medicine.

- Emma, I'm sorry, they found out on their own.

- Found out what?

- It seems that the two of you have been multiplying.

- Yes, since the third grade.

- Since birth. My dad's a math teacher.

- Cute.

The Chosen One made a joke.

Nice try.

- You cloned yourselves,

breaking at least a dozen Council rules.

And for that, you must face the consequences.

- What consequences?

- Total loss of your powers.

[dramatic music]

[upbeat pop music]

♪ ♪