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- I don't know if it's the Fool Moon or what,

but you're a lot more fun now.

- For the first time in my life, I feel alive.

- Well, I really like you now.

This is really great.

You're really great.

- How could you? - I can explain.

- He's a slimy, weasely wizard who lies, cheats, steals--

- Whoa, whoa.

Who?

- Jax, who I just saw you kissing.

- No, I wasn't.

- Yes, you were, at the Seven.

It looked like you two were on a date.

- It wasn't me.

I was on date with Daniel.

It's our anniversary.

See, the T3 dumped Jell-O on Daniel

as an anniversary present.

- They give the best presents.

Wait, but I swear it was you.

At least it looked like a lot like the back of your head.

- Didn't your mom say you were supposed

to start wearing glasses?

- Well, yeah.

But a future Guardian in training can't wear glasses.

- Well, anyway, it wasn't me.

- Mm, I wonder who it was then.

[upbeat pop music]

WOMAN: ♪ I cast a spell ♪

♪ It takes a hold of you ♪

♪ I see my dreams ♪

♪ And they're all coming true ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ You and me together ♪

♪ Look up ahead ♪

♪ There's a magical adventure ♪

♪ Every witch way ♪

♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay ♪

♪ I'm trying every witch way ♪

♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay ♪

♪ I'm going every witch way ♪

♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay ♪

♪ Every witch way ♪

- You kissed Jax?

- Was I not supposed to?

- You didn't even stay until the end of Dad's presentation,

did you?

- Of course I did.

[door opening]

[light music]

♪ ♪

Sort of.

We'll never have to do homework ever again.

- First of all, I like doing homework.

- Nerd.

- Yes? - Not you.

- Second, I can't have two clones running around.

If anyone finds out-- Daniel or the Council--

[knocking at door]

LILY: Emma?

- You two, get in my room.

- Don't you mean our room?

- We're the same person.

- [groans]

LILY: Emma?

It's Lily. Open up.

- Wait, I don't have to do everything you say.

In fact, why don't you go and I'll stay?

LILY: Finally. - Hey, Lily, what's up?

- Hi, Emma.

Can we talk about what happened with Daniel?

I don't have a lot of time.

The Council doesn't know I'm here.

- Oh, that?

No worries, I'm over it. All is forgiven.

EMMA CLONE: [fake deep voice] Emma, it is I, your father.

- [laughs] Your dad sounds strange.

He...kinda sounds like you.

- He has a cold, which is why he came home early.

And if he sees you here, it might get back to Desdemona

since she works for him now.

- You're right.

I better go. - Thanks for stopping by.

- [laughing]

- That's it.

I gotta get rid of you.

- Really?

'Cause I was just thinking the same thing.

- First thing tomorrow, I'm getting the reversal spell.

Now off to bed, before my dad comes home and sees you.

And brush our teeth.

- Hey there, Emma.

Daniel.

- Jax, great, I need to talk to you.

I need the reversal spell so I can get rid of my clone.

- That's what you wanted to talk to me about?

- My clone's out of control.

She made another clone.

She kissed you, she--

- Wait, that was your clone, not you?

- Of course it wasn't me.

The spell, please?

- No. - What?

- She was fun.

And she didn't have a problem with using her powers.

Now that's what I want in a Chosen One.

- So you're not going to help me?

- Just go with it.

That's what the other better Emma would do.

- I am the better Emma.

I'm the best Emma!

- Everything okay?

- Everything's just great.

What? - What?

- Right--duck, duck.

- What was that?

- I'm just getting psyched up for next period.

- Geometry class?

- Yes.

Octagons, trapezoids, dodecahedrons.

Let's do it!

- You Alonsos really love math.

- Mm-hmm.

- Hello, who's in charge of the magic triage situations?

BOTH: What are you doing here?

I asked you first.

No, I asked you first.

You're so annoying--

- Whoa, how are they doing that?

Are they sharing one brain?

- No, I think they just hate each other

the exact same amount.

BOTH: You're so bossy.

No, you're so bossy.

Tell me why you're here.

- Stop the madness.

We're here because we have a magic question for Nurse Lily.

- Nurse Lily?

Oh, you know she left.

She's part of the Witches Council now.

- Wait, Emma's Guardian is now in the Witches Council?

That's so unfair.

- Unfair is you having a smoothie maker in your locker.

- What do we do now?

- Well, as a future Guardian in training, um,

I'm happy to answer any magic questions you might have.

Fire away.

- Fat chance.

Now tell us how to get to the Council.

- Sure thing.

Okay, so you just go straight down the hall.

- Uh-huh. - And then you take a left.

And then you keep going until you see another left.

And then you take that left.

And then you take a right and then you--

[knocking at door] MADDIE: Hey!

- Man, I'm starving.

- Oh.

Oh.

- Hey, I got you a sandwich and some OJ.

When did you start wearing glasses?

- Since like forever.

Um, just for reading.

But I can take them off.

- No, I like them.

They make you look all studious.

- [heavy breathing]

[whimpering]

- Wow, you're, uh...

You're sweating like a lot.

- What? - Are you okay?

- Oh, yeah, I'm fine.

I think I just ate a hot pepper.

Excuse me, I'm gonna go splash some cold water on my face.

- Oh, wait, are you gonna help me rehearse my lines

after school today?

- Sure, of course. Yeah, okay, bye.

[light music]

♪ ♪

- Why did you tell Daniel that you--I--

we could meet after school?

- Because he's dreamy.

- I promised Andi we'd play her new videogame.

- So cancel on Andi.

- I can't.

She already suspects something's up,

because she saw Jax kissing--

What is wrong with you?

- I'm sorry, but Daniel is really cute.

- He is, isn't he?

Where are you going?

- To meet Jax.

I saw him at school today after my little dip in the pool.

You owe me a phone.

- You have your own phone?

No, wait, I don't think so.

I can figure this out.

You--you'll stay here and play videogames with Andi.

- [groans]

- I'll tell Daniel that I have to reschedule.

And I'll go get the reversal spe--

um, equation for my math homework.

- Got it.

- Have fun with that.

I'm bailing. Jax is waiting.

- No!

You're gonna stay here and not do anything.

- [laughs]

And how are you gonna make me do that?

- Like this.

Stay out of sight until I get back.

- How dare you.

You'll pay for this.

Untie me.

- I can't.

Original Emma said not to.

- She's not the original.

So you want to play videogames with Andi?

- I hate videogames.

I wanna meet up with Daniel.

He's dreamy.

- Honey, if you wanna impress him, you have got to stop

gushing tropical rainstorm Emma out of your pores.

- I can't.

Every time I even think of Daniel, I...

- Or I could talk to him for you.

Then once I lay the groundwork, we'll just switch.

- Okay.

How do we do this?

- First, untie me.

Then text Daniel.

Tell him you can meet him after all.

- Ugh, I still have to play videogames with Andi.

- Not necessarily.

- Em, I'm so excited for this.

Wild West Werewolf Battle--

- Namaste, sister Andi.

Welcome to the sanctuary of Alonso bliss.

- What are you doing?

- Being myself.

And being free.

It's totally sweet.

- Well, what's even more sweet is this game.

- Ooh, look at all the beautiful colors.

[game sounds, wolves howling]

- Okay. Okay, well, I'm gonna go to--

- Pretty.

- Emma, I can't see.

What is wrong with you?

- Oh, but you can see, if only you look deep within.

Say it with me.

Om.

Ommmmm.

- Om. You're acting weird.

Look, if you don't wanna play videogames with me, just say so.

- I don't.

But you do.

And I have the perfect solution.

So many places to go, people to see,

I can't do it all, make another one of me.

[video game sounds continue]

- Wild West Werewolf Battle.

Cool, can I play?

- Can you guys turn the volume down?

I'm trying to read.

- Andi?

- Oh, hey, how was your errand? - What?

- You said you had to run to do a quick errand.

- Oh, yeah, I just had to have a quick chat with Jax.

- Oh, did you ask him

who's the girl he was kissing last night?

- Yeah, yeah.

Just some random girl he met at--at the mall.

I mean, movies.

The mall of movies.

- Are you sure it wasn't...

Her?

Or...

Her.

Or...

Her.

- I picked you a bouquet.

Isn't nature wonderful?

- Why didn't you just tell me? - I thought you'd be mad.

- For making clones of yourself?

Hello, I'm a science fiction fanatic.

Plus, you ditched me and left me with the hippie one.

- No, I didn't!

I left you with the nerdy one, who must have made

the hippie one.

- You still left me with a fake you.

Wait, clones can make more clones?

Cool.

I mean, you know, cool in general, but bad for you.

- I need to get rid of them, but Jax won't give me

the reversal spell.

I just went and begged him again, but he still said no.

- Why don't you just ask Hex?

- I did, but he's mad at me.

Here, Hexy.

See?

- Oh, Hex must be mad you've been misbehaving.

- It's not me, it's the other Emmas.

- Yeah, but you created them, which means you're responsible

for everything they do.

Like Frankenstein and his monster.

- You're saying I'm Frankenstein?

- It's a compliment.

[phone beeps]

- The bad Emma just told Daniel I--we could babysit

the T3 tonight. - So?

- So it's my turn to make dinner, and I can't bail.

I'm still in the Dad doghouse for skipping school.

- I'll go.

I love children.

They're the flowers of our future.

- Wait, hold up.

Bad Emma told who you could babysit?

- Oh, no.

- Thanks. I totally forgot my parents are going out,

and I have rehearsal tonight.

- It's no problem.

- I still can't believe you can babysit the T3 all by yourself.

It's like there's--

- There's five of me?

- Yeah.

- Well...I'm just that good.

- Well, if it isn't Mr. Romeo with his real-life Juliet.

- Hi, Coach D.

- Inspiring him with your real-life romance, no doubt, mm?

- I guess.

- We can all learn from the lessons of Romeo and Juliet.

Love above all, no matter who's trying to keep us apart.

- Totally.

- Oh, bravo, bravo.

Carry on, you love birds.

- Coach D is right.

You are my real-life Juliet.

- Ha, I think Juliet's lame.

- You do? - Totally.

It's like stop wasting time chilling on the balcony

waiting for some dude.

How about you sneak out, hop a bus to the city,

and go to the club?

- T3?

Is that...mud?

- Yes.

- Amazing.

- It is? - Yes.

You're expressing your true selves with nature's paint.

- Wow, she really gets us.

- But now there's only one thing to do.

- We know, take showers.

- Accessorize.

[laughter]

- And thrive thy soul.

- A thousand times good night.

Thou text me later, good sir.

- How about a sword fight?

- Between Romeo and Juliet? - Yes.

Let's liven things up a bit, raise the stakes.

- How about a tae kwon do duel?

- I love it.

Romeo and Juliet face off in a series of battles.

Swords, tae kwon do, mai thai boxing...

until they finally live happily ever after.

[sighs]

- You do know that Romeo and Juliet...

well, they die at the end.

- What?

- You haven't read the entire play?

- No.

But I assumed that Shakespeare knew what he was doing.

- Did the Millers come home already?

- No, but those kids are such angels.

They don't need anyone watching them.

- What?

Is that mud in your hair and popcorn?

- Oh, yes.

The T3 are amazing with the organic arts.

- The organic arts?

- Oh, no.

What happened?

- Our masterpiece, remember?

- We're letting our inner artist out.

- Yeah, it's...great.

But it's getting too cluttered.

Let's call it a day, shall we?

- You're right, let's leave it the way it is.

- Great, now showers before your parents get home.

Run!

A mess like this, it can't be seen,

make this place completely clean.

[whimsical music]

♪ ♪

Daniel, you're home.

- Yeah, I just got out of rehearsal.

How was-- - It was fine, the usual.

I gotta run though.

- What do you want?

- Nice jacket.

I need your he--hel--

[clears throat]

- Help?

- You said it, I didn't.

- With what?

- My spells.

I can't get them to work all the way.

- Ah, I think you'll have to show me.

- Like a smile into a frown, turn this bottle upside down.

See?

- Yes, yes, that totally happened to me when my powers

first came back.

- So what did you do?

- There's a few things that worked for me.

First, make the ugliest face you possibly can.

- What? No.

- You want your powers to work or not?

- [sighs]

- Okay, now hold that face and try casting the spell again.

- Like a smile into a frown, turn this bottle upside down.

- It worked.

Show me some other ways.

- Try jumping up and down as you cast as spell on one leg.

- Okay.

Like a smile into a frown, turn this bottle upside--

- [laughs]

- Were you just--wait, you were doing the spell, too,

and made all that stuff up just to humiliate me?

- [laughs] The face, the jumping.

Too much.

- Oh, I am gonna get you.

- [laughing]

- You are unbelievable.

- [laughs]

Do you ever listen to yourself?

Take a listen.

"You are unbelievable."

- All hail, Andi, Hex whisperer extraordinaire.

Oh, okay, which one of you is the real Emma?

BOTH: I am.

No, I am.

You're not, I am.

- Hey, Emma, I finally got the Hex to open up.

Now we can get rid of all of these clones.

- Yes. - No.

- Busted.

- How did you do it?

- My supreme powers of persuasion.

Okay, fine, I tickle tortured him until he opened up.

Now let's get rid of all these Emmas.

- You can't do that.

- Yeah, and who's gonna stop her?

- Me and the rest of us.

Right, guys?

- Um, I could go either way.

- Will I not get to see Daniel anymore?

- Chill, everyone, just go with the flow.

[indistinct chatter]

[overlapping chatter continues]

- Don't you want to be with Daniel?

[overlapping chatter]

- Emma?

ALL: Yes?

[upbeat pop music]

♪ ♪