Original subtitles

- Come on, Jax, one more for the record.

- This better be good, Daniel, I have--

Jax?

- Hey, Emma... sure got here fast.

[rock music]

[upbeat pop music]

- ♪ I cast a spell ♪

♪ It takes a hold of you ♪

♪ I see my dreams ♪

♪ And they're all coming true ♪

♪ Come on, let's go ♪

♪ You and me together ♪

♪ Look up ahead ♪

♪ There's a magical adventure ♪

♪ Every witch way-ay-ay-ay-ay ♪

♪ I'm trying every witch way-ay-ay-ay-ay ♪

♪ I'm going every witch way-ay-ay-ay ♪

♪ Every witch way ♪

- What are you? - I'm one of you.

- You're a witch? - No, I'm a wizard.

Girls are witches, and boys are wizards.

- I'm not a witch. - Oh, don't even try it.

I saw you hanging out with Agamemnon and--

- You know about the Witches Council?

- Of course, everybody does.

You must be in trouble if they came to look for you.

I underestimated you.

- I'm not in trouble.

Daniel!

Daniel's on his way here to meet me.

Quick, help me clean up! - Oh, that.

Yeah, that was me. - What?

- You're pretty slow for a witch.

I cast a spell on his phone to send a text to you,

so that you would meet me here

so that we can talk wizard to witch.

- You couldn't just ask me?

- It was a lot more fun this way.

- And while we're on the subject, you could have

just told me you're a wizard instead of covering me with goo.

Unless you think it's more fun this way, too!

MRS. JONES: What's that smell?

- Oh, no, Mrs. Jones is coming.

- Who cares?

I'll meet you in the cafeteria.

- No, wait, I can't--

- What happened in here?

Care to explain yourself, Ms. Alonso?

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♪ ♪

- Emma?

- Hi! Jax.

- Did you just--

- Eat an entire fern?

Yes, they're very high in vitamin D.

- No, I meant how did you just appear out of nowhere?

- I don't know.

How did you just appear out of nowhere?

- Do people often just appear and disappear at this school?

- Oh, yeah, all the time.

- They do? - Yes, they appear

when they enter a room.

They disappear when they exit.

Or when they go into the basement biology lab.

Nobody ever comes back from there.

- Anyway, I was supposed to meet Emma here.

Have you seen her?

- No, I'm looking for Maddie.

Have you seen her?

- I've never met her.

I don't know what she looks like.

- Oh, she looks like this.

- Okay, I'll keep an eye out.

- Just don't make that face if you see her.

You might get a--

- What was that?

- A strawberry smoothie to the face.

- Okay.

- Don't worry, I'll get it.

- Um, what are you doing?

Stop.

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- Thanks for letting me change first, Mrs. Jones.

- I'm just following school policy.

- There's a policy for exploding science experiments

covering a student in goo?

- Article 311 in the student mishaps and messes section.

- I bet that's a fun read.

I'll be quick.

- Mr. Miller, hold it right there.

- Hey, Mrs. Jones. - Hall pass?

♪ ♪

- Ugh, this is never gonna come out.

I'm gonna need some help.

I mean, I really don't have a choice.

It's a health hazard.

I could catch... goo-aritus.

And what if it's contagious?

It could be an epidemic.

It's the only responsible thing to do.

How I'll get clean, I have no clue.

So for now, take off this goo.

- Well it doesn't look counterfeit.

- I just came out for a drink of water.

Emma?

You're...clean.

- I had wipes in my bag.

Industrial strength.

That stuff came right off.

Weren't you taking me to my dad's--

I mean, the principal's office?

- Let's go.

And you, Mr. Miller, I don't buy that

"I'm just a nice guy going to get water" routine.

I saw what you did to Principal Alonso.

I got my eye on you.

♪ ♪

- She's coming, she's coming!

- Did she see you come in?

- I don't think so.

I hid behind Gigantor Josh the whole way here.

I got her her favorite, strawberry, and my favorite,

banana apple cherry tuna.

- Ew!

Uh, well, a smoothie is a smoothie, right?

She's coming.

Quick, hide them in the stalls.

- Panthers!

BOTH: Present!

- Don't ever go into the bathroom without me!

- Normally, we won't but--

- But nothing.

You have a big problem.

I still can't control my powers.

They're all malfunctiony.

- Really? That's strange.

Why don't you try a spell right now?

- I tried one right before I came in here.

I tried to give Andi big, giant rabbit ears,

but she still has her same little squirrel ears.

- Or--why don't you try casting...

a shoe spell?

- Boring.

Plus I've just been stealing all my mom's shoes.

She's suddenly gotten so many new pairs.

- Or how about a--

- Oh, yeah!

Or a smoothie spell?

- Hmm, I am craving a smoothie.

- Great, go for it.

- Okay.

I don't have my magic powers down pat,

so get me a strawberry smoothie stat.

See what I mean?

- Well, maybe next time--

[gasps]

What is this?

A smoothie?

- It worked!

Sort of.

Ugh, it doesn't smell right.

See what I mean?

- What, no, you ordered a strawberry smoothie,

and it appeared.

- It doesn't look like strawberry.

- Sophie!

See, it's--

Ugh, de...licious.

You just need to work on your aim.

But still you made the smoothie appear.

- What are you talking about? What smoothie, where?

- This smoothie.

Isn't it obvious?

I have my powers back.

- What?

- Here, you can have it.

- And when I say the science lab better be clean,

I mean clean.

Like I could eat an olive, marshmallow, pepperoni pizza

off the floor clean.

- Got it, Dad.

- Ssh, don't "Got it, Dad" me.

I'm Principal Alonso to you.

- Okay, Principal Alonso.

- Bye, sweetie.

♪ ♪

- Jax? What are you doing here?

- I'm helping you clean. You're welcome.

- Not like that, someone can see you.

- I didn't mean to get you in trouble.

I just wasn't expecting to find a witch at Iridium High,

so I just wanted to talk, okay?

- Okay, I have a lot of questions, too.

- Of course, you first.

- How-- - I was kidding, me first.

What's the Witches Council doing here?

- Wh--that's private.

- Well, you must have done something really bad

for them to come out.

I mean, when I got in trouble, I had to go to the Council.

- What kind of trouble? - Uh, no big deal.

Just a little overuse of magic during a basketball game.

What can I say?

I flew like LeBron if... LeBron had invisible wings.

- Oh.

- Are there more of us?

- Just me.

And Maddie, but she lost her powers.

- So you, Maddie, Daniel and me?

- Daniel's not a wizard.

- I get it now.

I know why they're here.

You--you're dating a human?

Why would you ever do that?

♪ ♪

- Making Maddie believe she has powers is exhausting.

- It's better than having her in a bad mood all day.

- Good thing we got Diego to help us.

- It was easy. He likes Maddie.

Now hold still, it has to look like she's making you float.

- [gasps] What are you doing?

- Nothing! - Aah!

- Sophie?

- I'm fine. The floor broke my fall.

Mom?

- Is that chocolate I smell?

[gasps]

- How did that get there?

- Ooh, cake!

- You better explain how this got here.

- Don't be mad, but we're making Maddie believe

she has her powers back.

That's why I'm wearing this wig and Sophie's in a harness.

- I can float like a cumulus cloud.

- It's for science.

It's an experiment on positive reinforcement.

You should see what she does when the bell rings.

- You two...

are making Maddie believe

that she has her powers back?

- It's the only way we could get her out of her funk.

- That...

is the sweetest thing I have ever heard.

- It is? - Yes.

- It is!

- You two are wonderful friends,

but let me ask you, is it working?

- Oh, yeah, Maddie's totally desperate enough to believe us.

- We've got all her spells covered--

food, shoes, and a flying Sophie.

- All of them.

Unless she does a love spell again.

- Love spell?

There--there's a love spell?

Tell me about the love spell.

- First you need a pie to cast a spell on.

- Oh, no, I have to bake the love spell.

- Then he needs to eat the pie.

- If you bake the pie, no one will ever eat it.

Store bought is the way to go.

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- Hi, Francisco.

Uh, fancy seeing you here.

- I live here.

- Oh, you are so funny.

[laughing and snorting]

Um, are you--are you hungry?

I, uh...I brought pie.

♪ ♪

- Does Maddie know my powers are back?

- I don't think so.

- Well, it's to be expected.

Mine came back.

Why wouldn't hers?

- I say we call Lily and ask her what to do.

- You just want to use the magic mobile phone.

- Well, it just so happens it's the only way we can call her.

- I say we leave her alone and let her train--

whatever she's doing.

- Fine.

Have you thought about...

breaking up with Daniel?

- I'm not breaking up with him.

I mean, my mom was a witch and my dad's...a teacher.

- Don't make that face.

No matter what your dad says, math is not a superpower.

Your mom gave up her powers, which you can't do.

You're the Chosen One.

- Well, I don't care what the Council says or does.

I mean, what are they gonna do, break into my room and--

[knock at door] [both scream]

DANIEL: Relax, it's just me.

Can I come in? - Sure.

- Hey, you're interrupting girl time.

- I thought you hated girl time.

- I did, until Emma let me bring my engine propeller over.

I fix it, while she glues pictures on cardboard.

- I'm scrapbooking. - Yeah, that.

- Hey, Andi, can I talk to Emma for a minute?

- Sure.

All right, I'm going to the kitchen.

Come on, Hex, keep me company.

- What did you want to talk about?

- I need to ask you something.

And I want you to be completely honest with me.

- Okay.

- Are your powers back?

- Where is she?

I'm seriously sweating under here.

- I'm getting a major wedgie.

- I can't stand here all day.

All of this lying, it's making my hives come back.

- Try not to think of it as lying.

We're doing this for Maddie, remember?

- I can't just stand in here all day.

I'm a very busy guy with places to go,

people to see, fireballs to throw.

- Oh, please, you'd rather be here with Maddie.

And don't try to say that's not true.

- That's--that's not true.

- Wow, that looks really bad.

You're really not a natural liar.

- No, you're not.

- Like Katie is. - What?

- Look, she thinks that she has her powers back,

and she doesn't. It's--it's just wrong.

- Oh, stop getting all right and wrong with me.

Maddie's gonna be here any second.

Get back in your little hiding place.

- I'm not accusing you of lying,

I've just never seen anyone de-goo that fast before.

- You've seen a lot of de-gooing?

- Hello, I live with the T-3.

De-gooing is like a daily occurrence in our house.

- So you're a de-gooing expert?

- Uh, you could say that.

Look, the point is-- Wait, what was the point?

Oh, yeah, you came out of that bathroom

super fast and super clean.

- I-- - I just want the truth.

Are your powers back?

- Daniel, I'm gonna be honest with you.

- Good.

- The goo... wasn't really that sticky.

It had hydro-clora-patasimite in it,

which makes it super easy to clean up.

- Hydro-clora, what-a?

- It's the chemical compound they put in that

off off darn goo cleaning stuff.

That's what I was trying to make in the lab

when my beaker exploded.

- So you were covered in anti-goo goo?

- Exactly. You don't have to worry, Daniel.

I'm still...just me.

- You're right, I'm sorry.

I just get so worried that your powers

are gonna come back and ruin everything.

I didn't mean it like that.

- Daniel, with or without powers,

I'm still a witch. - I know.

But without your powers, you're safe from--

- Super psycho 400-year-old witches

disguised as principals who want to steal my powers?

- Yes.

Okay, I gotta go before your dad sees me.

I'll see you later.

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- I can't see anything from here.

We have to leave it open a little.

- No, that'll ruin it.

MADDIE: I'm home.

- She's here.

We're in here, Maddie.

- Oh, great, I need some help from my bestest friends ever

with my, uh...spells.

- Of course! We're here to help you.

- Oh, thanks. You're such good friends.

Ready? I don't have a broom,

but still want Sophie to float around the room.

- You did it! I'm flying!

- She's sometimes such a shady lady,

so make it rain only on Katie.

- Oh, wow, yay, it worked.

We should stop now.

- Wind!

- [screams]

- [screams]

- Smoothies! - Agh!

- [squeals]

- More wind!

BOTH: [screaming]

- Oh, stop, I know it's you!

All of you.

- [chuckles] - You know?

- Of course I know.

There's a rope running through the living room!

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♪ ♪

- Hi, there. - Whoa!

What are you doing? Somebody could see you.

- Are you always this jittery?

- No, sometimes I'm even jittery-er.

You just can't be too careful using magic.

- Look, I thought about your disappearing problem,

and I think I can help.

- I don't think so.

My guardian's tried and tried, and nothing's worked.

Splash, every single time.

- [laughs] The pool, really?

Well, if you're gonna screw it up,

at least you screw it up in style.

Boy, are you glad you met me. - I am?

- Yes, your spells are all over the place.

You obviously aren't that strong.

- I work out...sometimes.

And scrapbooking takes a lot of upper-body strength.

Oh, you meant strong witch-wise.

- Listen, whatever you did, watch out,

because they mean business.

And they will take your powers away from you if they want.

- What was that? - I'm still dizzy

from all the floating yesterday.

- So you're not upset?

- That you fooled me? Yes.

That I don't have my powers? Yes.

But your lie just gave me a plan.

- What plan?

- Get Proxy on the phone.

- Who? - Wind and rain boy.

- You mean, Diego.

Why do you call him Proxy?

- You'll find out.

Now, get Proxy on the phone.

Stat!

- In conclusion, you'll follow Maddie around

and do her spells for her.

- The element-related spells.

I'll take care of the rest.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Let me see if I have this straight.

You want me to follow Maddie around?

- Yes. - And use my powers

so that she can get her way? - Yes.

- And spend almost every waking moment together?

- I guess.

- [sighs] I told you he wouldn't like it.

- I'm in!

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- I still don't know understand why you invited them over.

I thought you didn't like Mrs. Van Pelt.

- Not like her? What's not to like?

- Well, you said she was loud, dramatic,

and had hair the size of Texas.

I'm just quoting you on the last one.

- Ha, that's--what is it that you kids say, clay-clay?

- I don't get what we're doing here.

You promised that I wouldn't have to ever come here again.

- Maddie, behave. This is important.

- You don't get it, Mom.

She might make me... scrapbook with her.

- Maddie, stop it or I will-- - Or what?

You can't ground me. - I can now.

- What's that supposed to mean?

- Nothing, just that I--

- And how'd you have time to go to the mall,

hairdresser's and nail salon?

- [stammering]

- Uh, dinner's ready.

- Oh, thank goodness.

- You sit here... - Okay.

- Across from me. - Oh.

[romantic music]

- You better not tell anybody I'm here.

- Why would I?

- I made your favorite.

Caviar pizza.

- Ah, delicious!

- Girls, um, Ursula and I have something to tell you.

Something amazing!

- Oh, you're moving back to New Jersylvania?

Or wherever it is you're from.

- No. We...

are in love.

BOTH: No, you're not.

- We are.

We are!

- And we want to get married as soon as possible.

- Whoo-hoo!

Oh, isn't this wonderful, girls?

You're gonna be sisters.

[upbeat pop music]

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