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Are you sure this is the right address?

Yeah, this is it. Take care, bye.

Okay. Thanks.

If you can hear me, I'm out, I'm outside.

I can't hear you.

Grace. Grace.

What?

Oh, I have, like, no service here.

Grace, is that you? Hello?

Hello.

Grace, I can't hear you.

Grace, hello, are you there?

I can't hear you now. - Yes, yes.

I can hear you.

I, I'm gonna lose you in a second,

I think. - Hello?

Where are you guys?

Grace. Oh my God, Grace.

I'm in the middle of fucking nowhere here.

OMFG.

Are you actually there? OMG.

Yes. Yes.

Yes, I'm fucking here. Where are you guys?

What?

It's fucking tomorrow, girl.

- What? - It's tomorrow.

It's all in the emails.

Check in is tomorrow.

Hello? Grace?

What the fuck am I gonna do?

Get a Waymo

back to a Holiday Inn or something.

You need to Hello?

OMFG.

Fuck.

Ladies and gentlemen,

here comes

the drum, drum, drum, drum.

Drama queen.

♪ Listen up like you should ♪

♪ I'm so hot, I'm so good ♪

♪ I'm coming at ya, coming for ya ♪

♪ I don't need no good deed ♪

♪ I'm exactly what you need ♪

♪ I'm looking at ya, looking at ya ♪

♪ This sounds fearless ♪

♪ I shot princes ♪

♪ I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen ♪

♪ I won't send ♪

♪ I'm hot and ready ♪

♪ I'll be seen in a drum, drum, drama queen ♪

♪ Drum, drum, drama queen ♪

- Okay. - You go first.

And now yours.

Okay.

Babe, what did you pack?

I don't know, just a lot of swimsuits, snacks, the use.

Okay. Sure.

I don't know if this is gonna fit, babe.

Let's try. I think if we, like-

Push it down. - Okay, okay, okay.

Please, you bitches better not crush my Dyson Airwrap.

No, wait. It's fine.

It's literally fine.

Oh shit, what was that crunch?

I will kill you.

I will kill you.

It's fine. It's, it's literally fine.

Can we go please, it's fucking freezing out here.

Honey, it's fucking 70 degrees out here.

Jeez.

Tips on making a bunch of suitcases fit in a car.

Where's Neli?

Well, if she doesn't show up quick,

her shit's not gonna fit and she's not coming.

Oh, wait, there we go. Perfect.

Nevermind.

Sorry, I had to get that last tape in

for fashion week.

You just sent it in?

I literally sent mine in like two weeks ago.

'Cause I was busy.

God, I am so fucking excited for this. I know.

The calm before the runway storm.

I know.

Well then, let's get in the fucking car.

Holy fuck.

So hot.

Are we there yet?

I cannot feel my ass

I've been sitting here for so long.

Hayley, move your leg.

Okay.

There are too many people in this car.

Can I just get out?

Can we stop, please? I just want to pee.

Please don't tell me this is it.

The energy in the country is magic. Very, very healing.

I have a feeling this week it's gonna be great for us.

Oh my God.

This place does not look like any of the photos online.

Did we get catfished?

We're in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Do we even have wifi? How am I gonna post?

That's the point, you guys.

The less city lights we have around us,

the stronger our connection to the moon.

And besides, I know you guys don't like tarot,

but I did a reading and,

I drew the four of cups.

Uh?

Oh?

Which means that if we manifest correctly,

the moon can gift us with something big.

Could even be life changing for some of us.

Now, come on. Let's go.

- Let's go. Come on. - We got it.

You got that, babe?

Got it, babe. Yeah, I got it.

Okay, here.

I got it.

Thank you, sweet girl.

Um... What the fuck?

Ew.

Come on, you guys. It's not that bad.

Okay, what in the hell is that noise?

Great. There's no power.

That noise you hear, yeah, that is the fucking generator.

What's a generator?

Think like, homeless encampment.

My God, I don't know.

It's fine. Guys, we're gonna make the best of it.

It's still gonna be a really good time, okay?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where are you going?

I'm gonna go claim

that weird little guest house in the back

because I don't wanna sleep with any of you bitches.

Are you kidding me?

No.

Okay.

Well, we have a little girly pop dinner meetup in 10.

- Okay. 10. - Yes, ma'am.

- Okay. - Okay.

All right guys, find a room.

I want that one.

I'll take that one.

Hey, everyone. It's your girl, Hales.

I just wanted to give you a quick update

on our moon manifestation ritual vacay.

So far so good. We had such a great time getting here.

It's giving, like, rustic chic.

But in a good way, you know?

Like saddle up.

So just wanted to update you guys.

We're gonna have a really big night tonight,

so yeah, we'll see you later. Mwah!

You know what I mean though?

No, but I just really don't know anymore.

Can I borrow your lip balm?

Yeah. Oh my God, I have this best combo right now.

It's like a dark plum cherry girl.

And then it's like this like liquid liner on top.

It's so good.

No, it's so good.

Eileen, what fuck the is that?

It's my homemade beet root kombucha.

Oh God.

It is super good for stress

and it's really good for your skin.

Oh, cool. Can I see it?

Sure.

Hey, how would you do that?

It's Langer's tequila or bust, babe.

Take it and drink it.

Okay, cute. Does everyone have one?

Yes.

Okay, bitches.

A toast to all my girlies a much needed baddie trip.

We're gonna recharge, get back to nature, connect,

but most of all, get all the content made.

And, and, most most of all,

connecting our energy with the moon.

Tonight's full moon happens once every 500 years,

so it's really important that we stay grounded, passionate,

open, and connected to all the good

it's gonna send us tonight.

Oh, I love that.

But most importantly,

looking and feeling absolutely fucking hot.

- That's hot, bitches. - Ooh!

- Oh! - Ooh.

That's strong, girl.

That was insane.

Oh. Gesundhait.

- You okay? - It's poison.

Okay, girls.

So anyway, here's the game plan.

We have, what, five, 10 minutes, maybe nine exactly

to go do your thing, go to the bathroom, decompress,

get ready, put on your face, new fit, maybe.

We'll go do the moon manifestation ritual

and then we'll have a cunt dinner.

- Ooh! - Perfect.

Can I at least have an hour for my hair?

It's fallen just a little.

It's fine, babe.

But one last rule for this trip.

No men.

And I'm looking at you, Niki, okay?

You are not bringing your boy toys here

to do all that weird shit with their and dicks and ass.

Like, I just, we're not doing it.

- Which one? - Hey.

I'm just saying.

Okay, okay? I promise.

Girls?

It's Judith Barnard Dixon.

Ladies?

Who the fuck is Judith Barnard Dixon?

I'm your Airbnb host.

Best Airbnb host in the canyon.

Hello?

- Hello. - Oh. Hi.

Oh my, you girls are so pretty.

So are You.

Ah, thank you, sweetie.

Well, I just wanted to pop by

and wish you all a really great stay.

Ahh.

So is everything going well here?

You have everything you need?

- Yeah. - Yeah?

How about some handsome men?

No.

Are there any around here?

Not since I dumped him in '89.

Well, I won't take up any more of your time,

but if there's anything you need,

my number's right there on the fridge.

Also, Judith, I noticed

that the photos online look very different than the place.

Yes.

My grandson plugged them into AI.

Just a little spruce up, you know?

Oh yeah.

Slightly.

Yeah.

Okay well, oh, I might be back

at some point to bring you some fresh towels.

So please give me a super host five star, you know, rating.

- Yeah. - You got it.

- Absolutely. Five stars. - Aww.

God bless you all.

Remember, five stars.

Okay.

Thank you.

- Bye. - Bye.

Bye.

Okay, get inside.

Come on. Come on.

Stop, stop.

Stop manifesting.

She's familiar.

Oh, powerful moon, fullest moon of the century.

Please provide us with safety, healing, positive energy

and protection over this next cosmic cycle.

Eileen, okay look, I'm sorry.

I just, we're literally inside on a bed.

There's no moonlight coming in here.

I just don't really see how this is gonna.

Hayley, that was the best one.

Now we're gonna have to start all over.

I'm sorry, I just want it to be good for you.

Yes, okay.

I checked with my guru in Miami

and he said that we'd be able to feel it.

And I asked ChatGPT and it said the same thing too.

Okay, well, do we, like, look cute at least?

Yeah.

- Is it giving? - Yeah, uh--

Actually, Niki, if you wanna, like,

lean forward just a bit, I think the girlies

would show a little better.

- Better? - Yes.

Much better. Okay, are you guys ready?

- Yeah. - We're ready.

Good evening, my beautiful followers

and welcome to our Full Moon ritual.

If you don't already,

make sure you follow my beautiful sisters.

I'll tag them below.

But for now, grab your sage sticks

and join us for our final ceremony.

We'll start with a deep cleansing breath.

Oh, powerful moon, fullest moon of the century.

Please provide us with safety, healing, positive energy

and protection over this next cosmic cycle.

And now, we'll solidify all of our intentions.

I manifest positivity.

I manifest luck.

I manifest wealth.

I manifest beauty.

Mmm!

And I manifest eternal safety for us all.

What was that?

Girls, do you know what that was?

That was a beautiful sign from the universe.

She's listening to us.

And that concludes our ceremony.

Thank you all for joining.

Bye.

Okay, that was it.

We still got it, we still got it on that one.

You guys, that sounded like coyotes, like a lot of them.

Can we just take shots now?

Literally, yes. I want that so bad.

Yeah, I'm done.

Okay. We got it?

Let's go.

So cute.

- It's so good. - It's perfect.

Okay.

Tag us.

Oh, yes.

Your abs are actually killing me.

It's okay.

Oh, my God.

- Yes. - Yes, you look good.

Okay, just pop your ass a little bit.

Like this?

- Yes. - Oh, yes.

She's so hot.

Her face is gone.

So good. So good.

Oh, cute. Is it cute?

You got it?

Get like, four more.

No, it's so-

Oh, that's so good.

Our video already has 5,000 likes.

5,000? That's insane.

So your whole moon thing actually worked?

Yeah.

Niki, you reposted it, right? I didn't check yet.

I did.

Niki, did you repost it?

Niki? Hello.

Earth to Niki.

Niki, did you repost the video? Hello?

Niki.

What? Jesus.

Did you re-share the video?

Yeah, I'm doing it right now.

Okay. Who are you texting?

What?

Bitch, you heard me.

Just one of my subs from OnlyFans.

He's a Saudi prince.

Oh.

What the fuck?

I just, I don't really know how you can do that.

What, OnlyFans?

Yeah.

I made, like, 20 grand in one month, that's how.

20 grand? What the hell are you showing on there?

Almost nothing. Almost nothing.

It's only feed pics.

The occasional bikini pic.

Whatever. It's free money.

You should try it sometime now.

You've got the tits for it.

No, no, not me. I'm not really into that kind of thing.

She's too pure.

I'm not pure.

Oh, okay, fine.

Fine. - Oh.

Cheers.

Oh.

Okay, fine. Maybe I'm a little pure.

Well, I for one, am unpure and proud.

And I'm signing off.

Wait, where the hell are you going?

I have content to make.

Seriously?

Now?

Tonight's supposed to be about togetherness.

No, seriously, you can't leave.

Listen.

I have a guy from Saudi Arabia

who is paying my rent in full every single month

and all I have to do is send him one foot pick a day.

That's insane.

I know.

- Fair enough. - Thank you.

Okay, I love you all.

And I will see you in the morning.

- Bye. - Love you.

Guys, don't kill me,

but I think I'm gonna call it a night, too.

I just wanna go on a quick jog to burn off the pizza.

Wait, are you kidding me?

What the hell is going on?

Why do you even wanna go for a run right now?

It's disgusting out there and it's, like, freezing.

Don't worry, I'll just be on the property

and I have my pepper spray.

Just a couple quick sprints, and then I'll go right to bed.

Come on, there are gonna be more hours,

we can take tequila shots and talk shit all we want

this whole weekend, I promise.

I love you guys. Goodnight.

Bye.

- Love you. Be safe. - I will.

Okay. Well, they left,

but that doesn't mean that the three of us

can't keep the party going, eh?

Shots!

Okay. Okay, fine.

Wait, I want to go again.

Okay.

Yeah, number, what, eight of the night?

Okay. Okay.

Hello.

What's up, babe?

How's my favorite ginger snap doing?

Oh nothing, just working.

Always grinding.

I like that.

Why don't you come outside?

Jake? No.

No, no. I told you.

Chill. God damn, so quick to freak out.

How the hell did you even find me here?

Chill, sexy thing. Chill.

How would you remember when you got too drunk

and we had to share locations with each other in Miami?

Ooh.

Right.

Get out here and sneak me in.

My dick's gonna freeze off.

You're so bad.

But you love it and you know you do.

Now hurry up.

Yeah, sometimes.

I don't want to be around

those cock-blocking witches anyways.

Okay, fine. I'll be right there.

Jake?

Fuck. God, you scared me.

Sorry. I couldn't help myself.

My little snow angel.

You like it?

Hell yeah.

Good.

Now, take me inside because mama needs to get warmed up.

- Me too. - Mm-hmm.

Did you miss me?

Of course.

I couldn't stop thinking about you.

Down, boy.

Down down.

God damn.

You are so fire.

Who, little old me?

Yeah.

That ass

is crazy.

The girls find you here, they'll kill you.

Hmm. You're worth dying for.

Ooh.

So, how do you want me?

From behind?

Tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk.

Naughty boy.

Come here.

God.

You are so good.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- How good? - Perfect.

Yeah. Say it again.

You look perfect.

Good boy.

Do you have a condom?

Uh, a what?

A condom, babe.

Do we have to?

That depends.

Do you want to have sex tonight

or do you just wanna sit here and talk?

Yeah. Yeah, I got one.

Good.

What should I do next?

I want you to take my panties off

with your teeth,

slowly.

- Yeah. - Uh-huh.

Hell yeah.

Love it.

Oh yeah, growl at me, daddy. I like it.

Ooh, yeah, I love it.

Okay babe, not that slow.

Hello, my little angels.

I hope you're having an amazing weekend full of festivities,

but most importantly, fitness.

I'm on a little night jog, as you can see.

I did half a mile sprints, some lunges,

and of course, my Tina squats.

Anyways, it's a little dark out here

and a little freezing, so I'm gonna go back inside.

But like I always say, there are no days off.

I will see you in the morning for the AM stretch video. Bye.

Fuck that.

I just have to say the last guy

that Niki brought home was a actual sewer rat.

So gross.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Okay, okay, so talk about trash

or men, whatever, both same thing.

Same thing, same thing.

Let's do Fuck

Marry

Kill.

I hate that game.

I know, I know. Okay.

So we're gonna go with a a John Cena...

Oh.

Or Jake Paul

and Quentin Tarantino.

Okay. Okay.

Shoot Jake Paul in the face 10 times.

And

fuck Quentin Tarantino and marry John Cena.

Oh!

I said it. I said what I said.

What? John Cena?

It's disgusting.

No. I think he would be a gentleman.

Ew, I can't. I really.

Okay, what about you, Nell?

Uhh, I feel like I agree with Eileen.

Obviously I would shoot Jake Paul square in the face

and

I guess I'd sleep with John Cena

and marry Quentin Tarantino.

Oh!

- I don't know. - It's so bad.

Just like, he has, like, tits.

It's your turn.

Where the fuck am I?

Where the fuck?

What the fuck?

Hello?

Hello, are you there? Sir?

Sir, are you there?

Hello?

I, I, I swear I didn't see anything, I promise.

I didn't see your face.

This is so fucked.

I just want to go home. I just want to go home.

If you can hear me,

I, I just want you to know that

I actually, I really love true crime

and I, I think killers are really cool.

And, and, and I won't tell anyone if you just let me go,

like, I can actually make you super famous.

Like I have a ton of followers

and they would love you, I swear.

Please?

Please!

Fuck that.

That sounded kinda close.

Did Tina come back inside?

I, I think so.

I heard the door open and close earlier.

You sure?

Yeah. Yeah, I heard it too.

Yeah.

Okay. Great.

She's probably back, right?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

It's fine.

It's literally a raptor.

Twirling out there.

Okay. Great.

Honestly, she's probably bending it

down and dirty in the back.

- Oh my gosh. - She likes it.

Okay, on that note, Neli pours some shots.

Oh, my God.

Good morning.

Oh.

You want a shot of Langer's tequila?

Oh my God.

Bitch, do not ever say that word to me again.

I feel like I'm gonna vomit, honestly.

Yeah, me too.

Do you know what time it is?

I have no idea where my phone is.

Yeah, I can't find mine either.

I think the stove clock says it's 2:00 p.m.

Ugh. Did you say 2:00 p.m.?

I think I'm gonna die.

What time does your phone say?

Mm, I don't know. I think it's inside or something.

How much did we drink last night?

A lot.

I can't believe all the pizza I ate.

You want some eggs?

Okay.

Are those vegan?

Girl, you literally drank, what,

an entire liter of tequila last night

and had six or seven slices of jalapeno pepperoni.

I don't think it matters where the egg came from.

Oh, don't remind me.

Oh fuck.

Jesus.

Bitch, are you okay?

I do not feel good.

The sun is killing me.

You don't look good either.

I mean, you're always pretty, but-

Yeah, okay.

I know I look like shit.

Okay.

Do you know where Tina is?

Who?

Tina, your best friend since, like, forever.

Yeah, I'm gonna go back to bed for a while.

Well, let us know if you want us to wake you.

No.

No. - Okay.

What the fuck?

Do you think it's COVID?

It's definitely something.

Okay well, I can't get sick.

I have a media casting next week.

Oh my God, love.

I have some immune defense organic

elderberry pills in my purse if you want some.

Yeah, totally.

They cause, like, a little bit of bloating, but-

Okay, fuck no.

It's worth it.

This entire trip is turning out to be a disaster.

No, it's not. We just need to manifest better.

She's right.

We just need to, you know, take it all in

and just make the best of the vacay.

I'm gonna check on Tina and see where she is.

BRB.

That's the spirit.

Oh my God.

This is so good.

You want some more? I made tons of them.

Oh my God. What did you put in this?

Nothing really. Salt, pepper, cook them in butter.

Butter?

Yeah.

What?

Trying to kill me?

Oh my God, what is wrong with you?

- It's just butter. - Oh my God.

I don't see the problem.

- Oh, butter? - Yeah.

What?

Okay, so Tina's not in her room.

Do we know that she came back last night?

Yeah.

We were kinda blacked out, but where else would she be?

Have we tried calling her?

Nobody has a phone.

Okay, don't get snippy with me. I just had butter.

This is not a time I can handle anything but positivity.

Okay, maybe she went on another run.

You guys are right.

This is turning into a total disaster.

I mean, we slept basically the whole day away.

It's gonna be nighttime soon.

We've got one friend missing,

one friend who has COVID or something.

This is just-

Now, look. Okay.

Niki, that bitch is built like a tank. She's gonna be fine.

And Tina, she's getting shredded out there. It's okay.

And look, all three of us, AOK.

Yeah, AOK, minus being horrifically hung over.

Okay, let's switch up the vibe, maybe go inside,

do some face masks, watch a movie.

You can choose.

Really? Okay.

I mean, I was watching TikTok the other day

and they were advertising this one called "Trancers."

Supposed to be like cute, kinda weird, super retro vibes.

Okay, I love old movies.

It's like from the '90s.

Oh.

Oh, so like elder.

Yeah.

But I love a black and white movie.

- Oh. Yeah. - Okay. I'm down.

Yeah.

- Yeah. - Okay.

- Cool. - Let's go.

Check the vibes. We're fine.

Yeah. We'll, we'll clean that up later.

Hello?

Jake, where are you?

Jake?

Where are you?

Help me please.

Please help me.

Don't have come any closer.

No!

No, no, no.

No.

Can we can step outside?

Yeah, sure.

No, come on, you said that making love to me

was like the ethereal union of two lost souls.

- Bet it was. - What?

I mean, lost souls, yeah.

What are you doing?

Dry hair's for squids. Let's get out of here.

Oh. Can Jack Deth get it?

I mean, every day.

Oh baby.

Do you guys want kids?

No.

I want four.

Oh, why four?

You have to be with a man to have a kid, Neli.

Okay.

Not in this day and age.

What?

Oh my God.

I went on a date like two months ago, guys.

Oh my God.

Hey Santa, are you listening?

Oh, God.

Baby!

- What's wrong? - Oh!

He's a trancer.

- Oh. - Huh?

Oh, sure.

- Oh! - Ooh.

Oh shit.

Hey, Mom. He shot Santa Claus.

This is why I'm a Jew.

So toys aren't coming this year.

Welcome to the 20th Century, Jack Deth.

You guys, I've been too long without my phone.

I don't think I can watch movies without it anymore.

- Same. - Same!

Okay. Well, maybe one of us

could go get it.

100%.

Oh.

Please.

Fine, I will go look.

Thank you.

You're a cop from the future

and you're chasing this guy, Piker.

You're Jewish?

Yes.

We do Shabbat at my house all the time.

Hiawatha this is my dance.

Who's the old fuck?

Can't believe this movie's in color.

Yeah, I thought the '90s, like, they only had radio.

Guys, I can't find her phones anywhere.

What?

I looked everywhere. They're not here.

What the fuck?

Okay, is Tina fucking with us?

Now way, Tina wouldn't fuck with us.

I mean, I don't know.

Okay, well, where is she?

It's pitch black out.

Okay, why don't I go outside and look for her?

Oh, would you do that?

I'd do it for you.

- Okay. - Wish me luck.

Okay, luck. Be safe.

I mean, she's been running for, like, 18 hours.

She's just really healthy.

Tina?

Tina?

Tina?

Tina?

Where is she?

Tina,

are you here?

- Neli? - Oh my God.

Neli?

- Neli? - Neli, what's wrong?

Neli, honey, what's wrong?

Okay. We need to get the fuck out of here now.

Girls, there is a fucking serial killer outside, okay?

We need to go.

We need to get in the car and get the out of here.

Tina.

What the fuck is happening?

Oh, God.

Okay.

All right, listen. Where are the keys?

We need to get the keys, get in the car,

get the fuck out of here.

- You didn't see? - See what?

The keys were out there broken next to our phones.

So much blood.

Okay, this is what we're gonna do.

We need to arm ourselves, okay?

Look, I know what we saw out there was fucked up,

and we can talk about that later, all right?

But there's a real fucking serial killer out there.

We're trapped.

So we need to find shit and arm ourselves, okay?

Let's go. - Okay.

All right. We got this.

Yes, we do.

Honestly, I don't think that I can.

I mean, you're a Virgo and you're a Capricorn.

Of course you guys are gonna make it.

I'm a fucking Pisces.

I just want to go home to the beach or something, I just-

God.

I'm a model, I am too pretty to die.

Well look, nobody is dying, okay?

Hayley's right.

We're gonna get through this together.

I just don't understand. I drew the four of cups.

It was supposed to be life-changing, not life-ending.

The manifestation isn't working and I'm-

Elaine, shut the fuck up about

the goddamn manifestation bullshit.

Do you see the situation we're in right now?

There's a fucking serial killer outside.

I need you to drop the fuck in, okay?

No manifestation is fucking us right now.

Okay?

We're gonna be okay.

Promise?

I promise.

What the fuck?

Oh, God.

Oh, oh.

Oh.

No, no.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

I have a runway next week.

Fuck.

Fuck!

Oh, God.

God.

I don't think I've ever gone this long

without my phone in my life.

Oh my God. I know.

I can't believe we're dealing with this right now.

Like, what the fuck?

I think that we should stick together,

find a main highway and just wave a car down

and someone will help us.

No. Are you kidding me?

We're not going outside.

Seriously, the killer could be literally outside the door.

It's better if we stay inside, that way we know we're safe.

Actually, I think she's right.

I'm just saying, if we stick together, like you said, then

we might actually have a shot.

It's three against one.

Yes.

Give me your hands.

No.

- Give me your hands. - No.

It's better with three.

You know it's better with three.

No. No.

I'm gonna manifest our safety.

We're not doing it. No.

Fine, I'll manifest it alone.

Do you, do you think that's the serial killer?

Some crazy fucked up psychopath?

I don't know.

I think it was a coyote. Oh my God.

Thank God.

Okay, and why is that a good thing?

It's a coyote.

They're a spiritual animal.

That means it's a good omen.

Oh, my God. Can you stop with this shit already?

Seriously, you have to knock this shit off.

No more rituals, manifestations,

beet root chakras up your ass is gonna save us right now.

Get in the game. Jesus.

You don't know that.

Oh my God.

Okay look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.

Look, I'm scared.

I'm angry. I'm starving.

I'm sorry.

It's fine.

I get it.

I mean, maybe you're right.

I don't know, if I had my phone

I could check ChatGPT

and then I could get us out of this situation.

I know.

Okay, nobody.

Shh, shh, shh.

Whatever it is out there,

if it comes in, we're gonna have to fight it together, okay?

We can do it.

Okay.

Hello, ladies?

Anybody home?

What?

Girls?

It's Judith Dixon.

Oh, thank God.

- No. - Sit down.

Why?

She could be the fucking killer.

Oh my God.

Yoohoo? Ladies?

Hey, I brought you some towels like I said,

and I made you some cookies too.

Oh shit. They could be poisoned.

- Are they vegan? - Come on.

I was just asking.

You're not eating that shit.

Okay. Go look.

Go look. Me?

Go, yeah, go.

Just go. You wanted a cookie.

Come on.

Fine.

What do you see?

What's she doing?

Standing?

Okay.

Okay well, I'll just leave them

out here by the door then.

Okay well, hope everything's okay in there.

Is she leaving?

Bummer.

She's leaving. She's going to the front, go to the front.

Go to the front. - Oh, okay.

She could be our only way out of here.

Yeah, or the fucking killer.

What the fuck is that?

Look, asshole.

I've been through too much shit in my life.

You do not scare me.

I'm not afraid of you.

Go ahead and growl.

Tell him, Judith.

You want my friends, my guests,

you're gonna have to go through me!

What the fuck?

I said stand back.

Go back to the depths of the hell you came from.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

I think I'm gonna be sick.

What was that, a wolf?

Wolves don't stand on two feet.

I think it was a werewolf.

A what? Are you insane?

Think about it.

The moon, the howling, the alpha.

Guys.

It's okay if you have to vomit, just do it.

No.

Where's Niki?

How the fuck has she not woken up from all this?

We have to check on her.

No. Are you fucking insane?

We're not going outside right now.

Did you see the way they ran off?

She's our friend.

We can't just leave her out there.

I agree.

Okay. Then we all go together.

Okay.

Okay.

Babe?

Niki, are you in there? We need to talk.

- Oh. - Thank God.

That sounded weird.

Do not come in.

Oh, she's really sick.

She's not feeling well.

Maybe we just don't tell her right now.

Niki, we really need to talk to you.

We know you're not feeling well, but it's important.

Go away.

What the hell?

Okay, Niki, seriously,

I need you to open the door.

If you don't open it, I'm gonna pop the lock.

Go away.

I warned you.

All right, bitch.

Oh my God. What the fuck?

Holy shit, help me with the door!

I can't hold the door shut much longer.

Oh my God, this is insane.

Wait, I can't tell if she's pushing anymore.

I don't think so.

Oh my God, is there a door out from her room?

Oh God, please no.

No, I hope not.

Do we check?

No we can't, are you crazy?

There's a fucking monster out here.

We should. We need to know if she's in there.

Okay, I'll peek in.

Are you fucking insane?

Good luck, babe.

- Oh! - Shit.

Sit down, sit.

Oh my god, oh my God, oh my God.

Oh! It hurts so bad.

Eileen, go get a first aid kit, now.

Am I dying? It's bleeding so much.

No, you're not gonna die. Bitch, go!

Okay.

Okay, I'm gonna just, I'm gonna, I'm just gonna lift it up

a little bit since the blood drips down, okay?

I'm gonna turn into a fucking monster.

I'm gonna start growing hair on my face.

No, no, no, no, you're not. I will not let that happen.

It's gonna be okay.

Don't even think about that right now.

I can't believe this is happening to me.

I've got you. I'm gonna take care of you, okay?

We're gonna go to the hospital.

I just gotta get that old bitch's keys.

I can't go to the hospital. It's gonna cost too much.

No, fuck money, I'm gonna cover it. Don't worry about it.

Okay.

Here.

Bitch, what the fuck even is this?

I couldn't find a first aid kit,

but I found my lavender hand sanitizer spray.

- I really am gonna die. - I'm sorry!

No, you're not. I've got you, okay?

This is gonna sting a bit.

I know. I know.

Neli.

Did she pass out?

Neli?

What's happening?

- What, babe? - I'm turning.

Oh my God.

What?

I can save you.

What do you mean?

I'm gonna turn into one of them soon.

I can go out and distract it

and you guys can make a run for Judith's car.

No. No, we can't just leave you.

Everything is gonna fine.

Okay, we just, we just need to wait until the sun comes up.

No, you're gonna have to.

I'm gonna turn into what Niki was soon and,

and you saw what she did to me.

I can't do that to you.

No. No, no, no, no.

We're not gonna leave you here.

I'll be okay.

I can just feel it.

Are you sure?

Yeah. I'm gonna be fine.

I just, I just want you two to get out of here.

We're gonna come back for you.

Give me the pendant.

What? Why?

Because it can kill werewolves.

I thought that was garlic.

That's vampires, you dumb bitch.

Okay, fine.

Give it.

I also have colloidal silver spray.

I normally use it for healing, but-

I'll take it.

Okay, I'm gonna run out there first,

and then I'm gonna distract them

and then you guys make your break for the car.

Got it? - Got it.

I love you guys.

I'll be fine. Don't worry about me.

Okay.

I love you so much.

God, she's so brave.

I'm here.

Come and get me.

Is this what you want?

Come and get me.

I'm here. Hello?

Come and get me.

Hello?

I'm here. Come and get me.

Hello?

Fuck.

Come on, girl. We have to go.

No, no, no!

Fuck.

No, no, Eileen!

Die, you werewolf fuck!

No, no, no!

Oh, my god. Oh, fuck.

Take that, you werewolf fuck!

Hey, girl.

Oh, relax, bitch.

Oh my God.

I slept like a baby,

but I had some crazy fucking dreams.

What did you guys get into last night?

Do you want to fill me in and we go take pictures

in, like, nature or whatever?

Where are the other girls?

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