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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:07,371 --> 00:01:09,241 I'm so bored of living. 2 00:01:10,592 --> 00:01:14,682 I wake up every morning in the same bed with the same person. 3 00:01:14,857 --> 00:01:16,207 I shower. 4 00:01:16,380 --> 00:01:17,730 Brush my teeth. 5 00:01:17,903 --> 00:01:19,123 I get dressed. 6 00:01:22,169 --> 00:01:24,169 And I eat the same breakfast. 7 00:01:24,345 --> 00:01:26,515 And then take the same commute to work. 8 00:01:26,695 --> 00:01:30,825 I'm 28 years old, and I'm terrified this is all there is. 9 00:01:31,003 --> 00:01:34,363 Sometimes, I'll be in the store, and I'll be looking at two different cans of beans, 10 00:01:34,529 --> 00:01:35,489 and I'll think, 11 00:01:35,660 --> 00:01:36,840 "These beans are better." 12 00:01:37,009 --> 00:01:39,399 "No, these beans are better." 13 00:01:39,577 --> 00:01:42,317 And then I'll think, "That's the most boring thought anyone's ever had." 14 00:01:42,493 --> 00:01:45,713 I mean, God! Everything is pointless. 15 00:01:47,237 --> 00:01:49,237 Anyway, what's up with you? 16 00:01:50,284 --> 00:01:51,814 What's new with me? 17 00:01:51,981 --> 00:01:55,121 - Nothing... -Great. 18 00:01:55,289 --> 00:01:57,939 -No... My face is really itchy. -What, are you getting eczema? 19 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,818 No, I'm not getting-- Why would you even say that? Look at my finger. 20 00:02:00,990 --> 00:02:02,600 Oh, my God! 21 00:02:02,774 --> 00:02:04,604 Holy shit! 22 00:02:04,776 --> 00:02:06,776 -Reed Hollingsworth. -What's wrong with Reed? 23 00:02:06,952 --> 00:02:08,482 -Nothing. At all. -Mm-hm. 24 00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:10,570 He's fine. He's totally fine. 25 00:02:10,739 --> 00:02:13,179 -Uh-huh. -And unassuming, and nice. 26 00:02:13,350 --> 00:02:15,000 He's very nice. 27 00:02:15,178 --> 00:02:18,088 Well, that's good. It's a good thing to be nice. 28 00:02:18,268 --> 00:02:21,658 And his family is really rich, and well-connected, and super classist. 29 00:02:21,837 --> 00:02:23,707 -Oh, they're "classist"? -And racist. 30 00:02:23,882 --> 00:02:25,842 This is about the asparagus. 31 00:02:26,015 --> 00:02:27,625 "Oh, I see we're passing the asparagus 32 00:02:27,799 --> 00:02:29,979 counterclockwise tonight--" 33 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,850 So his mom has an idea about the proper way to pass food around a dining table. 34 00:02:32,021 --> 00:02:33,241 "Is that how they do it in México?!" 35 00:02:33,414 --> 00:02:34,764 Maybe she was legitimately curious. 36 00:02:34,937 --> 00:02:35,887 We're not from Mexico. 37 00:02:36,068 --> 00:02:38,068 Yeah, but our mom is. 38 00:02:40,812 --> 00:02:42,732 Do you think Dad would have liked Reed? 39 00:02:44,903 --> 00:02:46,343 Yeah, I do, actually. 40 00:02:48,472 --> 00:02:51,082 And you don't think it's weird to get married without Dad there? 41 00:02:51,258 --> 00:02:52,958 What am I supposed to do, just never get married? 42 00:02:53,129 --> 00:02:54,349 That's an idea. 43 00:02:54,522 --> 00:02:56,572 Ladies. Get you another round? 44 00:02:56,741 --> 00:02:59,571 -Yes, I will have a Fancy Familiar. -I don't know what that is. 45 00:02:59,744 --> 00:03:02,234 It's a Mozambique Samba just without the sherbet. 46 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:04,709 You're so stupid. Stop it, why do you always do that? 47 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:07,230 Um, we're gonna have shots of Patrón, please. 48 00:03:07,404 --> 00:03:09,234 And don't go far 'cause you're gonna have to keep fillin' 'em up. 49 00:03:09,406 --> 00:03:10,836 You got it. 50 00:03:11,016 --> 00:03:13,146 -Ugh! 51 00:03:13,323 --> 00:03:15,203 And why did you order shots? You know I'm trying to drink less. 52 00:03:15,369 --> 00:03:17,679 Alma, your only sister just got engaged. We're doing shots. 53 00:03:17,849 --> 00:03:21,109 And then I'm going to make you listen to the story of how he proposed. 54 00:03:21,288 --> 00:03:22,938 -Oh, my God. -It's so romantic. 55 00:03:23,115 --> 00:03:24,855 I am going to need booze for this. 56 00:03:25,030 --> 00:03:25,990 Two shots of Patrón. 57 00:03:26,162 --> 00:03:27,212 Thank you. 58 00:03:30,558 --> 00:03:32,338 What? 59 00:03:32,516 --> 00:03:36,346 To my sister and her life choices which... I support. 60 00:03:59,587 --> 00:04:01,937 -Hey. 61 00:04:02,111 --> 00:04:03,161 What are you doing? 62 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:04,980 -I'm humping your butt. -Oh... 63 00:04:05,157 --> 00:04:06,587 How long you gonna do that? 64 00:04:06,768 --> 00:04:08,068 Until it annoys you. 65 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,288 -I want the mouth. 66 00:04:13,209 --> 00:04:15,339 Hey. 67 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:18,740 Hey. 68 00:04:18,910 --> 00:04:21,000 Can you promise me that we're not going to be 69 00:04:21,173 --> 00:04:23,523 like one of those boring couples who like... 70 00:04:25,656 --> 00:04:27,346 ...gets married and settles down 71 00:04:27,528 --> 00:04:29,568 and has babies and is like all happy? 72 00:04:29,747 --> 00:04:33,057 - Ew, gross. Never. -Thank you. 73 00:04:36,885 --> 00:04:38,495 But it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. 74 00:04:38,669 --> 00:04:40,149 - No. 75 00:04:40,323 --> 00:04:42,763 -That's it! That's the wrong answer! -No, no. 76 00:04:42,934 --> 00:04:45,244 -You're humping me again? 77 00:04:46,242 --> 00:04:48,162 You're so crazy. 78 00:04:48,331 --> 00:04:50,201 No, I'm not. 79 00:04:50,377 --> 00:04:52,897 -I'm not crazy. -Okay. Sorry. Sorry. 80 00:04:53,075 --> 00:04:55,425 I just can't do it. 81 00:04:55,599 --> 00:04:59,079 I can't do the wedding and the birth announcements 82 00:04:59,255 --> 00:05:03,825 and the piano lessons and the matching Halloween costumes. 83 00:05:03,999 --> 00:05:07,739 True that, matching Halloween costumes are lame. 84 00:05:07,916 --> 00:05:10,476 -But, what if you went as Batman 85 00:05:10,658 --> 00:05:12,138 and I went as Bruce Wayne, 86 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,622 and then every time we were together, 87 00:05:13,791 --> 00:05:17,191 I'll be like, "Batman! We're in the same room? 88 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:20,020 We must totally be different people, everyone." 89 00:05:21,408 --> 00:05:23,538 That's a couple's costume. 90 00:05:23,714 --> 00:05:27,284 No, it's totally different because one's Batman and one's Bruce Wayne. 91 00:05:27,457 --> 00:05:28,677 Two different people. 92 00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:30,370 Okay. 93 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:36,072 But for real. I don't want to settle down. 94 00:05:36,248 --> 00:05:37,338 Right now. 95 00:05:38,816 --> 00:05:39,946 Ever. 96 00:05:41,079 --> 00:05:44,079 -You never know what's gonna happen. -No. I know. 97 00:05:45,214 --> 00:05:48,784 Okay, we won't settle down. 98 00:05:48,957 --> 00:05:53,567 We'll be vagabonds or cat burglars 99 00:05:53,744 --> 00:05:55,184 or hot air balloonists. 100 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:58,005 -Yeah! 101 00:05:58,183 --> 00:05:59,583 I like that. 102 00:05:59,750 --> 00:06:00,930 And then we'll settle down and have kids. 103 00:06:01,099 --> 00:06:02,929 -What? -I'm sleeping. 104 00:06:13,242 --> 00:06:14,332 What's wrong? 105 00:06:14,504 --> 00:06:16,254 The room is spinning. 106 00:06:43,838 --> 00:06:47,448 Cassie, no! Cassie, we don't-- 107 00:06:47,624 --> 00:06:49,674 Shoot. 108 00:06:51,498 --> 00:06:53,628 -No. Don't squeeze it. No. 109 00:06:53,804 --> 00:06:55,424 Is everything okay here? 110 00:06:55,589 --> 00:06:57,499 Yeah, Cassie's just being a C. U. N. T. 111 00:06:57,678 --> 00:07:01,248 Wow. Okay. I... Cassie? Cassie, do you need a time out? 112 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,381 -No! -Right. 113 00:07:02,552 --> 00:07:03,812 -Seems like you do. -Yeah. 114 00:07:03,988 --> 00:07:05,248 -Let's do it. Come on. -There you go. 115 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,335 -Come on. Cassie! 116 00:07:07,514 --> 00:07:10,474 All right, we're gonna sit here 'till you calm down. 117 00:07:10,647 --> 00:07:12,907 'Cause I get paid to force you to behave. Pretty weird, right? 118 00:07:13,084 --> 00:07:16,484 -I don't want a time out! -It's not so bad. 119 00:07:16,653 --> 00:07:20,353 Did you know that the Kogi tribe of Colombia puts their babies in a dark cave? 120 00:07:20,527 --> 00:07:23,227 -Yeah, I know that. -Oh, you really, you know that? 121 00:07:23,399 --> 00:07:27,879 Well, did you know they keep those babies in a dark cave for nine years? 122 00:07:28,056 --> 00:07:30,056 And as the babies grow, 123 00:07:30,232 --> 00:07:32,762 they tell them stories about what the world outside looks like. 124 00:07:32,930 --> 00:07:36,410 What trees and birds and rainbows 125 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:39,106 and clouds look like. 126 00:07:39,284 --> 00:07:43,994 And when the babies come out, they see those things for the first time. 127 00:07:44,159 --> 00:07:46,549 And they are so blown away 128 00:07:46,727 --> 00:07:48,467 by how much more amazing the world is 129 00:07:48,642 --> 00:07:49,732 than they could have ever imagined, 130 00:07:49,904 --> 00:07:53,474 that they have such incredible respect 131 00:07:53,647 --> 00:07:55,607 for whatever created this place 132 00:07:55,779 --> 00:07:57,959 and all of the beautiful creatures living in it. 133 00:07:58,129 --> 00:08:00,869 Can you imagine feeling that way about anything, Cassie? 134 00:08:03,657 --> 00:08:05,177 All right. Do you want me to put you in a dark cave? 135 00:08:05,354 --> 00:08:07,144 No, you be in the cave. 136 00:08:07,312 --> 00:08:10,712 Okay, I'll be in the cave, too. 137 00:08:12,404 --> 00:08:15,714 We'll be in the cave together. 138 00:08:17,453 --> 00:08:18,803 I like this. 139 00:08:19,803 --> 00:08:20,893 Me, too. 140 00:08:32,686 --> 00:08:35,726 Help me find a cute baby photo of Becca for her engagement dinner. 141 00:08:35,906 --> 00:08:37,866 That's why I'm here, Mom. 142 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:40,999 Look at this one. After her first haircut. 143 00:08:41,172 --> 00:08:42,962 Where's the one where she's toddling around the market 144 00:08:43,131 --> 00:08:46,831 in Saint Cristobal with the apple soda and laughing? 145 00:08:47,004 --> 00:08:49,794 She looks like a tiny, drunken sailor. 146 00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:55,317 What did you know about Geraldine? 147 00:08:57,493 --> 00:09:01,453 Not much. She was your father's mother and she died. 148 00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:05,498 And she got married, and had three kids, lost her mind. 149 00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:08,286 What about this one? 150 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:10,810 Great. Love it. Done. 151 00:09:13,291 --> 00:09:14,291 Where are you going? 152 00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:17,513 To get some water. 153 00:09:19,036 --> 00:09:20,816 Are you coming to church on Sunday? 154 00:09:20,995 --> 00:09:23,475 Uh, I don't know. I'm gonna see how I feel. 155 00:09:25,216 --> 00:09:28,046 We have a new priest. I think you'll like him. 156 00:09:28,219 --> 00:09:29,789 He's into indigenous cultures. 157 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,960 Like conquering them and appropriating them, or... 158 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:33,826 Studying them. 159 00:09:34,008 --> 00:09:36,008 Oh, cool. Maybe. 160 00:09:38,273 --> 00:09:40,583 Are you going to bleach your upper lip before Becca's dinner? 161 00:09:40,754 --> 00:09:42,414 Unbelievable. 162 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,112 -You just look so pretty when you try. -Oh, my God. 163 00:09:44,279 --> 00:09:45,759 I gotta go, Mom. 164 00:09:50,328 --> 00:09:51,418 Whoa. 165 00:09:54,376 --> 00:09:56,196 Is this dad smoking? 166 00:09:56,378 --> 00:09:57,898 Yeah. He smoked on occasion. 167 00:09:58,075 --> 00:10:00,335 -Why didn't I know that? -He didn't want you to. 168 00:10:00,512 --> 00:10:02,252 -Was he smoking when he had the accident? -No. 169 00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:03,777 -How do you know? -Because I read the police report. 170 00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:05,301 -Can I read it? -No! 171 00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:09,264 I don't have it. It was 20 years ago. 172 00:10:09,434 --> 00:10:11,224 Are there any other photos of him I haven't seen, Mom? 173 00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:13,133 -No, that's it. -I'm taking this. 174 00:10:13,308 --> 00:10:14,878 Fine. 175 00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:21,055 It's just weird to think that there's stuff about my dad I never knew. 176 00:10:21,229 --> 00:10:23,709 My mom was married to some other guy before my dad. 177 00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:25,194 -Really? -Yeah. 178 00:10:25,363 --> 00:10:27,893 He had two Pomeranians, a red sports car, 179 00:10:28,062 --> 00:10:29,802 and he beat her until she had to be hospitalized. 180 00:10:29,977 --> 00:10:31,667 Oh, my God. 181 00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:34,328 -When did you find that out? -After I graduated college. 182 00:10:34,503 --> 00:10:36,513 I think she didn't want to, like, mess me up. 183 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:38,119 But once I got that diploma, 184 00:10:38,289 --> 00:10:40,639 she was like, "Let me drop my secrets on you." 185 00:10:40,814 --> 00:10:42,424 See, I never got that. 186 00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:43,898 My dad died before he could stop being my dad 187 00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:46,118 and spill all the family secrets. 188 00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:49,167 -I gotta get back to work. 189 00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:51,914 Hey. I want to talk to you about our conversation the other night. 190 00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:54,256 Yes. I'm so glad you brought that up. 191 00:10:54,436 --> 00:10:57,526 I totally see your point about Bruce Wayne and Batman. 192 00:10:57,700 --> 00:11:00,570 If you want something that I can't give you, 193 00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:02,917 then I don't want to waste your time. 194 00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:05,397 We're not wasting time. 195 00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:09,414 I don't know what's gonna happen, 196 00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:11,061 but right now, this is good, 197 00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:13,235 so let's just stay in the right now. 198 00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:16,763 Yeah, this is good. 199 00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:21,378 I'll see you later? 200 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:25,210 You know where I live. 'Cause you live there too. So... 201 00:11:38,132 --> 00:11:40,052 Ugh. I can't believe we have to go to this thing. 202 00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:42,141 Yeah, and it sucks that your sister is getting married 203 00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:44,400 and your mom is throwing her this party and everyone's happy. 204 00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:45,533 Exactly. 205 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:46,875 I was kidding. 206 00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:54,710 Hi. 207 00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:56,408 I knew I shouldn't have said anything. 208 00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:59,325 Well, I know you like it when I wear make-up. So... 209 00:11:59,501 --> 00:12:00,891 Okay. Well, have fun 210 00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:02,588 embarrassing your sister on her special night. 211 00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:04,285 This isn't her special night. 212 00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:06,422 Her special night is the wedding. This is dinner. 213 00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:08,415 This is also a special night. There are multiple special nights. 214 00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:10,247 She doesn't care. You're the only one who's gonna care. 215 00:12:13,558 --> 00:12:15,128 Always nice to see you, Sam. 216 00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:17,079 Ooh, Sam's getting some love tonight. 217 00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:18,168 Okay. 218 00:12:18,346 --> 00:12:19,476 Just come inside. 219 00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,932 We can go whenever you're ready. 220 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,580 Don't you think we should at least stay through the dinner portion 221 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,665 of the dinner? 222 00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:40,324 Oh! Alma, love the 'stache! 223 00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:41,758 Thanks, Reed. 224 00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:43,405 Is this some rebellion against Mom? 225 00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:45,588 -Not... Exactly. -Exactly. 226 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,065 -Good to see you again, Alma. -Hey, Beth, how are you? 227 00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:50,765 Hey, haven't I see you before on a Pringles can?! 228 00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:52,864 - Nice one, Dad. 229 00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:54,433 You getting the reaction you were hoping for? 230 00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:56,299 -Yes. 231 00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:59,821 Now that we're all here, um, I'd like to propose a toast. 232 00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:04,516 To Becca Winograd-Diaz. The love of my life. 233 00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:06,826 When we first got together, 234 00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:10,623 it was like we were two puzzle pieces spinning through the universe, 235 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:14,270 and then click, we found each other. 236 00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:16,615 -And the puzzle was complete. 237 00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:20,668 It was only a two-piece puzzle. 238 00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:23,373 Like a puzzle for a little baby. 239 00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:26,111 But, uh, yeah. 240 00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:28,163 To Becca! And the rest of our lives! 241 00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:30,199 I love you. Thank you. 242 00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:32,124 - Cheers. - Cheers! 243 00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:48,388 Hey. 244 00:13:50,394 --> 00:13:51,664 I love you. 245 00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:53,964 I love you, too. 246 00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:00,265 We need to talk. 247 00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:08,846 Do you ever feel like you're in a play? 248 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:14,030 Except you're the only one that knows it's a play. 249 00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:17,941 And everyone else is just playing the role 250 00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:19,078 they think they're supposed to play, 251 00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:21,639 because that's what you do? 252 00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:24,077 And you're like, "Hey, this is just a play. We don't have to do this." 253 00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:26,344 And maybe we shouldn't. 254 00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:30,484 What are you talking about? 255 00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:31,912 I broke up with Sam. 256 00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:34,738 Oh, my God, are you okay? What happened? 257 00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:40,790 I know you don't really remember, 258 00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,487 but Dad's mom was schizophrenic. 259 00:14:42,664 --> 00:14:43,804 I know. What does that have to do with anything? 260 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,280 She was perfectly happy 261 00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:46,619 and then she got married and made a family, 262 00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:48,448 because that's what you did back then. 263 00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:51,326 And she ended up on lithium, getting shock treatments, 264 00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:53,329 and shoving a broom handle through the television set 265 00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:55,551 while her boys watched Howdy Doody. 266 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:58,550 Getting married isn't what made her crazy. She just had a bad brain. 267 00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:00,813 Yes, but if you know you have a broken brain 268 00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:02,467 then why would you put someone else through that? 269 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,950 Okay. Tough love time? 270 00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:06,561 My God, you say that like you're asking me, 271 00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:07,861 but I never agree to "tough love time." 272 00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:09,597 I think what is actually going on 273 00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:11,478 is your younger sister is getting married before you, 274 00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:13,039 and you feel your life slipping away. 275 00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:14,956 -No... That's not it. -Hm? Yes. 276 00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:18,271 An amazing guy wants to marry me, and you're jealous. 277 00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:20,749 -Okay. Amazing? -And it's okay, Alma. 278 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,530 You realized that Sam wasn't good enough for you, and you broke up with him. 279 00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:25,745 That's not why I broke up with Sam. 280 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,745 -And it's okay to want a better life. -What are you talking about? 281 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,888 I am talking about the fact that you could be better, 282 00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:34,321 but you choose not to. 283 00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:35,758 Like, instead of going back to school and getting your B.A., 284 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,235 you work at a day care. 285 00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:39,374 -And you are so smart... 286 00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:42,637 ...but you always, like, make the losing choice to, like, prove... 287 00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:44,511 I don't know what you're trying to prove. 288 00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:47,562 But you don't have to be afraid to move forward. 289 00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:50,339 I'm doing it, why can't you? 290 00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:53,434 Can I try on your ring? 291 00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:55,689 Sure. 292 00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:04,658 -My God! -I know. I know. I know. 293 00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:07,883 This blood diamond does make me feel special. Now I get it. 294 00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,364 -Okay, give it back to me. Give it back! -Hey! 295 00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:11,543 Shots of tequila. Keep 'em coming. 296 00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,579 -You got it. -Don't get wasted. 297 00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:14,925 We promised Mom that we'd meet her at church in the morning. 298 00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:16,284 You promised. I said I'd see. 299 00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:18,153 -I'm not doing shots. -Yes, you are. 300 00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:22,845 Because your only sister just got engaged! 301 00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,455 Hey, I'll take one with you. 302 00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:29,081 Salud. 303 00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:30,469 Shit. 304 00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:37,470 Whoo! 305 00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:41,867 Okay, okay, okay. Who's next? 306 00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:45,314 Did whoever stole all your furniture have a thing against pianos? 307 00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:48,662 That is not the answer to my question, Tomás! 308 00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,233 Okay, I'm next. I'm next, I'm next. 309 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,450 -Ask me. -Okay. Truth or Dare? 310 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,270 -Truth. -Okay. 311 00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:57,538 What are you most excited about getting married... about? 312 00:16:57,712 --> 00:17:01,632 Oh, right. Okay. Well, just, having sex for the first time. 313 00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:04,763 Nuh-uh, shut up. Are you seriously a virgin? 314 00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:06,156 She's kidding. 315 00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:07,639 Oh, good, 'cause I was gonna say 316 00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:08,719 you definitely do not seem like a virgin. 317 00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:12,027 Well, what do I seem like? 318 00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:14,375 -Stop flirting! -Ow! 319 00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:15,765 You're engaged, remember? 320 00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:18,467 Truth or dare? 321 00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:20,126 Dare. 322 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:24,170 I dare you... to kiss my sis. 323 00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:25,437 -No. -Yeah! 324 00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:27,519 -No! -Yeah! 325 00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:28,568 It's cool, you don't have to kiss me if you don't want to. 326 00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,223 No, I want to, but I can't. 327 00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:33,357 It's a game, Becca. It's just a stupid game. 328 00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:39,280 Okay, one small, tiny, dumb kiss. 329 00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:47,939 There you go. Thank you. That's it. 330 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:50,160 Boo! That sucks! 331 00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:54,457 -That was like a Tío Oscar kiss. -Ew, no, it wasn't. 332 00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:57,118 -Your Uncle Oscar lip-kisses you? -He does. He totally does. 333 00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:58,603 -It's super weird. 334 00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:00,783 I don't want to kiss you like your Tío Oscar. 335 00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:03,425 Okay. 336 00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:56,271 "Look at the birds of the air; 337 00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:59,789 they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, 338 00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:02,924 and yet our heavenly Father feeds them. 339 00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:06,358 Are you not much more valuable than they?" 340 00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:08,276 What does this mean? 341 00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:11,371 Does this mean that we should not farm and store away food? 342 00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:14,021 That we should blindly trust God will provide for us? 343 00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,626 That we do nothing to provide for ourselves? 344 00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:23,115 I was recently at a gathering of several indigenous groups from South and Central America. 345 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:27,382 And one thing these disparate groups could agree on 346 00:19:27,557 --> 00:19:30,077 was that humans have lost their connection with nature. 347 00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:34,166 In fact, we have forgotten we are nature. 348 00:19:34,347 --> 00:19:38,307 And it is in rhythm with nature that we are provided for. 349 00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:41,751 Through our not taking selfishly more than we need, 350 00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:43,659 but instead recognizing... 351 00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:45,404 Where have you been? 352 00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:47,875 Who knows where this girl's been. Look at her. 353 00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:51,276 - ...than our small, fearful desires. -You know what, forget it. 354 00:19:51,451 --> 00:19:54,631 We are able to step into this natural balance, 355 00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:58,762 -and live freely, just like the birds. - Excuse me. 356 00:19:58,936 --> 00:20:01,716 Hey. Okay, look. Last night, just having a little fun-- 357 00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:03,986 Alma, this isn't funny. This is my life. 358 00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:06,509 Hey, I didn't make you do whatever it is you did with that guy. 359 00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:08,733 I hope you feel really special because you ruined something 360 00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:10,913 that was really beautiful because it wasn't yours. 361 00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:12,389 Becca, I'm not trying to ruin your life. 362 00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:13,469 Believe it or not, I'm trying to help you. 363 00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:15,777 You don't want to marry Reed. 364 00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:17,353 Oh, right. I get it, he's white, and he's rich, so you don't like him. 365 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:18,390 -That's not the point. -Well, what is the point? 366 00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:19,695 'Cause we're broken people. 367 00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:24,177 Okay? And broken people break people. 368 00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:27,363 No, I'm not broken, Alma. I'm not. 369 00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:30,050 I'm really fucking happy, and I wish that you would stop telling me 370 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,099 what you think is best for me because I'm not you. 371 00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:34,234 -Okay... -You are so insanely self-involved. 372 00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:36,627 You don't even know all the things that are wrong with you. 373 00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:42,241 No, I do. 374 00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:45,244 Trust me. 375 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,073 You know what? Here's your ring. 376 00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:52,823 You can try to hold onto it. 377 00:21:16,536 --> 00:21:17,576 Dad? 27233

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