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DOG BARKS
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DEVICE BEEPS
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Don't. Touch. Anything.
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So, all this stuff, what is it?
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Well, you've got your motion sensors...
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thermal cameras...
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EMF meters.
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And erm...
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talcum powder...
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You're actually serious about this,
aren't you?
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Of course.
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I cannot believe
you actually invited her to stay.
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Well, if it means saving the pub,
I'll do whatever it takes.
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Mum, we can't afford this.
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Not now.
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You should at least charge her
for a room.
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And seriously... ghosts?
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Secrets from the grave?
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- Shhh.
- Don't worry.
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If there is...
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a full torso...
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vaporous apparition
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haunting this pub
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I will record it.
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DOG BARKS
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DISTANT CLATTER
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DISTANT KNOCKS
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GLASS SMASHES
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Ben?
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BEN:
Out here...
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Ben? Ben?
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It's coming from the bar!
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DEVICES BEEP
- ELECTRICITY CRACKLES
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She was here...
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Oh, I'm going, I'm going.
I merely came to discuss...
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You came to sniff around for information
and you won't get any.
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It's our legal right to renew.
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I swear to you,
if you try to make trouble
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I will personally make sure
it comes back on you.
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HE CHUCKLES
Montagues, eh?
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They're all the same.
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LU:
Is this a bad time?
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Depends if you're with him.
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Er no. I'm Lu Shakespeare.
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This is Frank Hathaway, my partner.
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Business partner. I wouldn't...
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We're private investigators.
I think you might have called.
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Yes.
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Melanie Montague.
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Everything OK?
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Oh, not really...
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Sorry.
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It's just this pub has been in my family
for generations.
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But every thirty years,
we have to repurchase the leasehold
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from that man's family.
The Capulets.
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Oh, the stress of it
pushed my mother to an early grave.
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Now I see why.
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- Thank you.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
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The last thing you want
to be dealing with on top of it all
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is someone disappearing.
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What?
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In your message you said that
someone called Lil has gone missing?
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Oh, "Old Lil", no, no, she's not missing.
She's been stolen.
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She's not a person.
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"Old Lil" is an antique photograph.
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A photograph? Really?
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Of my great-great-grandmother.
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Lillian Montague.
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There's a long history of single mums
running this place.
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Fascinating.
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She was taken from here...
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and um, well, the police came.
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Uh, a tall man, very angry
with a silly moustache.
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But um, he, uh,
well, he didn't give a monkeys.
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He just gave me a crime number.
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Here. This is what she looks like.
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I'm sorry, it's not very clear.
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I only took it for insurance.
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So, is "Old Lil" valuable?
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Well, to me yes.
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But not to anyone else?
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Look, it's silly, but...
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She's said to haunt the pub.
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They say as long as her photograph
remains on display
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the hauntings will stay harmless.
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But, if she's removed
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she gets angry.
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FRANK SCOFFS
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I know it sounds far-fetched
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but honestly, the photo went missing
yesterday afternoon...
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and last night, she was here...
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No!
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Yes, there were broken glasses
and fused lights
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and this awful smell.
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You think that was Old Lil?
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Who else? The room was empty.
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Please...
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I'm at my wits end
with everything that's going on.
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I just, I really need her back.
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Look, we'd really like to help
but...
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So, when you say she went missing
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when exactly did you notice?
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FRANK SIGHS
A pint.
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LU AND MELANIE CHATTER
- FRANK SIGHS
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My son will know.
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Ben.
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Um, Ben...
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Oh, is that? It is.
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FRANK: Is what?
- Nothing, just be cool.
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Ben, this is Frank and Luella.
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I'm Lu. That's what my friends call me,
so you can call me that.
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I'm Ben.
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I know!
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- I know, I recognise you from the show.
- Oh.
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I love the show, Cake Off.
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Thanks.
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Ben's transformed this place.
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He's designed cutting-edge,
experimental dishes
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to be served in an unspoiled
rustic setting.
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- We're after a Michelin Star.
- We're not quite there yet.
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Don't be so humble.
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Yeah, don't be so humble, Ben.
Sorry.
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Frank and Luella
are private investigators.
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They're going to help us find Old Lil.
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Private investigators?
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Mum, this is crazy.
We haven't got the money.
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- Sorry?
- It's the worst possible time.
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It's important to me.
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All I ask is you help.
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Oi, Nick mate. Really?
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It's supposed to be caramelised
not cremated! Come on!
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LU CHUCKLES
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Please.
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HE SIGHS
OK. So, what can I do?
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Are we right in thinking you were around
yesterday when Old Lil went missing?
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No. She was taken some time between
lunch shift and dinner shift
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when the pub's closed.
So between three and six. I was out.
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LU:
What... erm...
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Any signs of a break in?
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No.
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LU:
No?
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Good.
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And um...
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was there anyone else who would
have been around at that time?
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Uh, my staff tend to take off
between shifts.
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The only people who might have been here
were Mum and Penelope.
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OK.
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That's great.
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I run the Stratford Spirituals.
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Sorry, the Stratford...
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Spirituals.
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The online "Ghost Hunting" channel
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and forum.
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Oh, do you mind if I...
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For my records.
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I'm researching here.
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You probably saw
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my operations centre outside.
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What? The old camper van?
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My operations centre!
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I asked Penelope to come.
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So she's stayed here
for the last three nights.
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What a good idea.
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In Lilian Montague's bedroom no less.
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I'm taking readings.
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And I'm shooting a vigil here tonight...
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If I can find a cameraman.
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Wow!
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So, tell me, do you think
any of your gadget-y things
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might have captured
whoever stole Old Lil?
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Uh, no.
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Is that why you're here?
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Yes.
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Yeah, we were told she went missing yesterday
between three and six pm.
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We were wondering
whereabouts you were then.
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Well, I was, um, out.
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Out anywhere in particular?
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Conducting an interview.
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About Old Lil's infamous wager.
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Sorry, wager?
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Yeah, Lilian Montague ran this pub
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like these guys
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under a thirty year leasehold
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from the Capulet family.
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But...
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rumour has it
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that just before she died
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she actually won ownership
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of the pub and the land.
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From the Capulet family?
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Correct!
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But the Capulets were so angry
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that they actually killed Lil
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in the middle of the night
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right before she could register
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the transfer deeds.
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It's an old wives tale.
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Hey, sometimes they turn out
to be true.
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So that's why I asked Penelope here
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to see if Old Lil was trying
to tell us something.
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So, this interview you did yesterday,
who was that with?
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Stephen Capulet.
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You know, the slime ball
you met on the way in.
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Look, we'd love to help,
but we really are very...
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Don't you worry. We will have
that picture of Lil'
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back on the wall before you know it.
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Talk about scraping the bottom
of the beer barrel.
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Haunted pubs?
Discombobulated spirits?
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Wasn't that the name of the heavy metal
band you sang in at school?
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Very funny!
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If it was, it'd be less humiliating.
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No, my band was called Stallyon.
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With a Y.
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HE SNORTS
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The fee on this job is a joke.
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Oh don't be so cynical.
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Who's to say that Old Lil's tormented spirit
doesn't roam the corridors?
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I saw a ghost once.
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- Really.
- Yeah.
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Mr Biggles, my aunt's dog,
a Bichon Frise
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in the park,
the day after it was run over.
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You didn't think maybe
it as just another Bichon Frise?
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Anyway, I want to help this family.
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You want to help the handsome
celebrity chef more like.
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I appreciate his craft.
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Yeah, I saw you staring at it!
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Come on, let's get this over with.
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Run some checks on Melanie, Ben
and Penelope Lawrence.
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Uh, we'll check her alibi and see if we can
track down this stupid photograph.
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I want them gone.
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HE CHUCKLES
I mean, I don't mind admitting it.
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It's ridiculous.
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We own the pub, we own the land
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but they always manage
to renew that leasehold.
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And there they are again,
for the next thirty years.
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- Like squatters.
- Oh, that's a bit harsh.
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My family want back
what is rightfully ours.
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And it falls on me to deliver.
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The family signet.
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It's bestowed upon the one in the family
in charge of the family's fortunes.
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This small item carries a heavy burden.
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Could you not just talk it through?
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No.
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I said to that Penelope woman yesterday.
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A hundred years ago
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the Montagues publicly accused my family
of murdering Old Lil.
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I mean, it's absolute hogwash.
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Yeah, no, we heard.
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We do not get along.
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Right.
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Could you tell us what time
you spoke to Penelope?
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I shall have to consult my diary.
Come.
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Come, come, come.
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So, what exactly is this all about, eh?
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FRANK: Well, a family heirloom
was stolen.
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An antique photograph
of Old Lil.
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STEPHEN:
Hm, curious.
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Won't you meet my son, Christopher.
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- Chris.
- Chris has got the sharpest mind
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I know. I have no doubt
he'll convince the board
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he's a worthy successor to his father.
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If indeed that's what he wants to do.
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Oh tush!
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There's no nobler cause
behind which to rally ones talents.
265
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,997
I'm Frank Hathaway,
this is Lu Shakespeare.
266
00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:45,679
I actually know who you both are.
267
00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:48,110
I tend to keep an eye
on the Barchester Arms' social media.
268
00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:51,957
- Oh...
- LU: Oh, that's...
269
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,560
It's posted by the Stratford Sprituals
270
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:57,360
but Melanie and her son
have contribute to the page too.
271
00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:58,280
Clever.
272
00:12:58,281 --> 00:12:59,697
It's created lots of interest
in the pub.
273
00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:00,720
I bet!
274
00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:02,896
Here we are. I had a meeting with
Penelope Lawrence
275
00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:04,559
at 10 am yesterday morning.
276
00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:07,715
You sure?
Sure it wasn't the afternoon?
277
00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:10,716
Oh, she's... somewhat hard to forget.
278
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:14,880
Where's Frank again?
279
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,556
Visiting his special antiques contact.
280
00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,336
Honestly, every time he comes back
from there
281
00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:20,456
he's got some kind of awful...
282
00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:22,870
FRANK ROARS
- LU SCREAMS
283
00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:23,920
Angry Andy!
284
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:25,750
Ah, fabulous.
285
00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:28,395
Another oh-so-tasteful trinket
for the office, there.
286
00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:30,949
Yeah, my contact won't talk
unless I buy something.
287
00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:32,714
Well, I hope it was worth it.
288
00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:34,240
He hasn't seen Old Lil
289
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,192
but he has heard of her.
290
00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:39,074
So, if she's not on his radar,
must mean someone's sitting on her.
291
00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:42,640
So to speak.
292
00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:45,640
Stratford Star, what's this?
293
00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:49,435
Your "paranormal scientist" Penelope
Lawrence had a brush with the law.
294
00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:52,514
Yeah, she's got a minor conviction
for assault.
295
00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:53,755
Um-hm, she injured someone
296
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,713
while faking ghostly activity
at a s�ance she was filming.
297
00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:57,880
I knew it.
298
00:13:57,881 --> 00:13:59,155
Charlatan.
299
00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:01,635
Oh there's no way she's in this game
for the good of science.
300
00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:03,990
I found all manner of hammy
audition reels online.
301
00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,838
This girl is after the limelight.
302
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:08,840
So stealing Old Lil would be
the perfect story for her.
303
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,754
And it boosts business for the pub.
304
00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:13,400
I wouldn't mind betting
they're all in this together.
305
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,759
Oh, we've been used.
306
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,357
I reckon Old Lil's still in that pub.
307
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,876
Stashed in one of their rooms...
or in that campervan.
308
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:25,518
What we need to do is find a way
of distracting everyone
309
00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:28,076
keeping them out the way
while we can search the place.
310
00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:29,349
Yes.
311
00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,835
Ooh, what about Penelope's
creepy vigil thing
312
00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:34,040
she was throwing tonight
until she lost her cameraman?
313
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:35,550
That could actually work.
314
00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:38,875
All we need is someone on the inside.
315
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,376
You're doing that thing
when you turn around
316
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,756
because you want me to go undercover,
but absolutely not.
317
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:48,799
This is about ghosts and I have
far too rich an imagination.
318
00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:51,640
Bah, it's not like you have to dress up
or anything, is it?
319
00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:55,877
PENELOPE:
Footsteps.
320
00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:58,755
Cold spots.
321
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:03,194
The disembodied sprit
322
00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:06,870
of a murdered Landlady...
323
00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:10,991
The Barchester Arms
324
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,040
is...
325
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:13,400
um...
326
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:14,760
is...
327
00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:17,920
Sorry...
328
00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:20,957
are you filming this?
329
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,710
No, just taking a light reading.
330
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:28,118
I'm trying to get my f-stops
synchronised with the...
331
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:29,914
the shutter things.
332
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,076
Is there a problem?
333
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,478
No, no. I'm...
334
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:36,992
So, will you be trying
to communicate with her?
335
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:41,195
I'm not sure yet.
336
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,435
Right, well...
337
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:45,176
I really don't want
to be on camera
338
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,720
and I've got a lot to prepare for tomorrow,
so I'll be upstairs.
339
00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:50,275
Uh... no, no, no.
340
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,630
That's a bad idea that.
I, uh...
341
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:55,199
Big creaky building like this
342
00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:57,038
I'm going to pick up
all kinds of noises.
343
00:15:57,200 --> 00:16:00,671
So, I think it's best if everyone
stays down here for now.
344
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:06,360
PENELOPE:
OK.
345
00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:07,840
Ready?
346
00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:11,117
Yep, we are ready to go.
347
00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:15,471
LOUDLY
Rolling. Sound speed.
348
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:18,640
Welcome.
349
00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:22,990
To your nightmares.
350
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:28,359
EQUIPMENT BEEPS
351
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,400
Wow!
352
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,755
In the year 1900
353
00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:48,357
it was here that Old Lil was found
354
00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:54,315
dead at the bottom of the stairs.
355
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,235
And it is still here
356
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:01,794
that her footsteps
357
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:05,797
are said to be heard.
358
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:08,234
Lillian?
359
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:12,317
Can you hear me, Lillian?
360
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,155
BOOKS CRASH
361
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,200
SHE GASPS
362
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:20,516
Ask her. Ask her about the wager.
363
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,000
Ask her about the land.
364
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:25,514
Lillian?
365
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:30,517
Are you trying to tell us something?
366
00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:32,400
LU SCREAMS
367
00:17:32,401 --> 00:17:33,471
BOOKS TUMBLE
368
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,673
- Hear that?
- Shh!
369
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:41,718
It's coming from Old Lil's bedroom.
370
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,360
Follow me.
371
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:47,154
Oh no, wait, I, uh... batteries.
372
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,839
PENELOPE: Quickly!
- Alright.
373
00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:50,678
Quickly!
374
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,912
Incredible.
375
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,710
Nobody's there.
376
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,400
At least...
377
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:20,560
nobody living.
378
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:27,600
I don't think they saw us.
379
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,896
Did you find anything
in the other room?
380
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:30,920
No, but...
381
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:33,676
Is that you?
382
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:36,115
- Oh, Frank!
- No.
383
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,595
Ah, broken waste pipe.
384
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,280
Very interesting.
385
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:43,920
Why?
386
00:18:43,921 --> 00:18:45,641
Because Melanie said
there was a nasty smell
387
00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:47,558
when Old Lil smashed the bar up
last night.
388
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:48,480
Oh, yes.
389
00:18:48,481 --> 00:18:50,153
If my memory serves me correctly
390
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,950
the bar is just there.
391
00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:54,520
Huh?
392
00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:58,880
HE WHISPERS
It's open.
393
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:02,080
See.
394
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,074
Someone could have stood on this pipe
395
00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,176
and climbed in
if they had something to grab hold of.
396
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,475
What, like that wire?
397
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,040
LIGHTS CRACKLE
398
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,992
It's her, she's trying to tell us.
399
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:17,273
It's about the pub, I know it.
400
00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,513
Lillian!
401
00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,160
We're here.
402
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:25,158
What do you want to say?
403
00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:29,520
OK.
404
00:19:29,521 --> 00:19:33,231
We're going to turn the lights off.
405
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:38,272
And switch to night vision mode.
406
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,552
DISTANT THUDS
407
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:43,600
Shh.
408
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:45,080
Hear that?
409
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:49,391
Lillian, is that you?
410
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:50,480
DISTANT THUD
411
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:55,000
Come with me.
412
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,189
THEY SCREAM
413
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:10,520
FRANK GASPS
- Was that Sebastian?
414
00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:11,710
Yes, let's get out of here.
415
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:15,754
OWL HOOTS
416
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,916
Right, keep rolling.
417
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:30,877
So, there we have it viewers.
418
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:34,154
The Barchester Arms
419
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:39,397
where Old Lil still stalks.
420
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,237
What does she want?
421
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:46,676
Perhaps we'll never know.
422
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:49,910
Send us your comments.
423
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:54,754
Penelope Lawrence. Out.
424
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:56,879
Right, cut.
425
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:03,400
That was a waste of time.
426
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,714
I did my part.
427
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,920
And by the way,
I won't sleep for a week.
428
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:10,440
You can blame Frank for that.
429
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,312
Well, tomorrow I'm gonna call
the Montagues
430
00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:14,033
and put an end
to this whole fiasco.
431
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,160
Oh, there's a message.
432
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,990
MACHINE:
Message left at 12:40 am.
433
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,240
That was only ten minutes ago.
434
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:23,637
ON THE MACHINE:
This is Penelope Lawrence.
435
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:25,520
Look...
436
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:29,709
I'm the one who took Old Lil.
437
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:34,352
I did it for the story.
438
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,030
But now...
439
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:38,797
I've worked it out.
440
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:44,197
Old Lil is more important
441
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:48,151
than any of you realise.
442
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:53,079
Only now they know it.
443
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,032
Oh no...
444
00:21:57,240 --> 00:22:00,551
I think there's someone here.
445
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,959
You!
446
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:10,677
No... please... no.
447
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,236
Penelope!
448
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:24,795
DEVICE BEEPS
449
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:41,756
Manual strangulation.
450
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:45,480
I mean signs of a struggle, but it's hard
to tell, it's such a mess in there.
451
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:47,837
One thing's for sure,
there was no sign of Old Lil.
452
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:50,160
If she was in there,
then the killer must have taken her.
453
00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:51,913
Guys! What are you doing here?
454
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,696
SIREN BLARES
- Can you turn that off please.
455
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,136
We're the ones who called it in, Viola.
456
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:56,480
Oh, sorry.
457
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,710
Listen, you better not touch anything.
458
00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:02,456
If Sarge catches you here,
there'll be more than one death tonight!
459
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:05,016
I mean, the man looks like he's sucked
a lemon at the best of times
460
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:07,416
but you should see him when he get's called
out of bed in the middle of the night.
461
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,033
He's a right grumpy old sod...
462
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:10,080
PC Deacon.
463
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,872
While the FME certifies the death
464
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,560
why don't you go stand on the road
465
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,273
and wait for the CSI team to arrive.
466
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,871
Preferably the middle of the road.
467
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:22,313
Yes, Sarge. Sorry, Sarge.
468
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:29,035
Before you start, the victim called us.
That's why we're here.
469
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,436
We're looking for an antique photograph
of Old Lil.
470
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:32,800
She's said to haunt the pub.
471
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,160
Penelope was a ghost hunter.
472
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,000
We think it might all be connected.
473
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:37,560
A ghost hunter?
474
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,957
I mean this is low,
even for you, Frank.
475
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:43,320
- Look.
- This is a murder investigation now.
476
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:45,496
You'll have to leave it to the big boys.
477
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:46,520
Oh.
478
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:48,640
Mrs Montague.
479
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:50,831
I'd like to take
both of your statements.
480
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,360
Would you be more comfortable inside?
481
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:53,960
- Well, it just doesn't...
- Yeah, sure.
482
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,193
It just doesn't seem real.
483
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:58,436
I mean, the poor girl.
484
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:04,240
You OK?
485
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,118
What did she find out
that she shouldn't have?
486
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,798
Why is that photograph so important?
487
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,672
I need to have a proper look
in her room.
488
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,240
It will be a good few hours
till we get in there.
489
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:18,880
Oh...
490
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:49,440
FRANK CHUCKLES
Yes Mum!
491
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:50,755
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
492
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:52,400
Huh?
493
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:54,593
It's daylight.
How long have we been here?
494
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:55,835
SHE LAUGHS
495
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:58,520
I didn't want to wake you
cos you looked so peaceful.
496
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:00,517
You were like a giant baby...
497
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:01,596
Dribble.
498
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:03,840
Oi!
499
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:05,360
Anyway, Forensics have gone.
500
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:08,592
and I've just the milkman do a drop-off
earlier and he left the back door open.
501
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:09,869
So, it's all clear. Come on.
502
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,638
Don't you wanna take the thing off?
503
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:14,680
Oh, yeah.
504
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:18,355
LU WHISPERS:
Let's be quick.
505
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:39,320
Oh!
506
00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:42,920
Make yourself at home, why don't you!
507
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:45,191
This is all about Stratford-upon-Avon.
508
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:46,790
Historic families.
509
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:53,080
Oh.
510
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:54,480
Data stick.
511
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:55,560
The police missed that?
512
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:57,656
Almost missed it myself,
though it was part of the telly.
513
00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:58,955
Then I just...
514
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:02,439
This is all about Lillian Montague.
515
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:05,276
She was obsessed.
516
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,080
Yeah.
517
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,190
Here's a question for you.
518
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:14,070
What does Prosa mean?
519
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,478
Prosa? Pro-sa? Diary?
520
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:19,080
Prosa?
521
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:22,600
SEBASTIAN:
Morning.
522
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:24,200
Oh, thanks!
523
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:25,789
I splashed out on breakfast.
524
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,832
Thought you could use
a proper cup of coffee.
525
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,679
Why don't you throw it in my face?
It'll work quicker.
526
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:33,519
This data stick's gonna be no use.
527
00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:35,600
It's just night vision photographs.
528
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,558
Empty stairways. Empty hall.
529
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:38,600
Empty bar.
530
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:41,070
Oh, what is that?
531
00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:44,557
It's from a folder
called "movement triggered camera".
532
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:47,000
Well, she had one of those
set up in the bar.
533
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:49,390
This could be a break in.
534
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:50,476
That could be our man.
535
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:51,556
Can you clean it up?
536
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:54,350
I'll dust off my wand
and see if I can work some magic.
537
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:56,680
Prosa!
538
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:59,516
It's not a word! It's an an-acronym!
539
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:01,000
An acronym?
540
00:27:01,001 --> 00:27:03,071
Yeah, an an-acronym!
541
00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:04,395
An acronym?
542
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:05,440
Yes.
543
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:08,799
Public Records Office
of Stratford-upon-Avon.
544
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,191
Ahh!
545
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,000
FRANK:
Are these really necessary?
546
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,997
Yes, because you've got Danish
on your fingers.
547
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:26,315
So, seems Penelope was onto something.
548
00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:28,829
Staff have uncovered a diary
from the 1900s.
549
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,096
They think it belonged to Old Lil
550
00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:31,256
So they're bringing it into us now.
551
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:32,280
- Oh!
- Shh!
552
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,080
- Thank you.
- Shh!
553
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:36,396
- Sorry.
- Shh!
554
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:41,756
Wow, look!
555
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,000
June 16th.
556
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,356
Old Cedric Malone passed away.
557
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,756
Alas, there goes half our income.
558
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:52,950
July 20th.
559
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,390
Supplier threatened
to hike our prices today.
560
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:59,999
Until I threatened to counsel his wife
on the filly he's been secretly seeing.
561
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:01,480
He saw sense.
562
00:28:01,481 --> 00:28:02,881
THEY LAUGH
563
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:03,920
I like this woman.
564
00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:05,120
LIBRARIAN:
Shh!
565
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:08,440
September 5th.
566
00:28:08,441 --> 00:28:10,477
Montague situation to improve!
567
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:13,919
Mr Capulet of course
claims wager invalid.
568
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:15,880
But witnesses disagree.
569
00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:20,160
The next couple of pages
have been ripped out.
570
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,680
That's very convenient, isn't it?
571
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,117
Nope, she won't let me look
in the log book.
572
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,072
Public Records policy, apparently.
573
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:31,360
Jobsworth.
574
00:28:31,361 --> 00:28:32,361
LIBRARIAN:
Shh!
575
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,194
That's it. Get ready.
576
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:36,356
I'm gonna draw fire.
577
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:37,400
Draw what?
578
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:43,600
FRANK GROANS
579
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:46,874
An accident, you might have to...
580
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:48,718
FRANK GRUNTS
581
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:50,634
FRANK MOANS
582
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:52,919
This lot flippin' fell on me.
583
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:54,553
Oh, it's a death trap.
584
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,076
Are you telling me
you stacked those boxes properly?
585
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,199
That's a health and safety violation.
586
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:00,536
I'm gonna put in a complaint
about you.
587
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,870
- I'm so sorry.
- Shh!
588
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:04,115
HE GROANS
589
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:11,633
Oh, ah, don't touch me.
590
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:18,715
S. Capulet.
591
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:19,760
MOBILE BEEPS
592
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:22,440
Who is it?
593
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:26,434
I recognise that ring.
594
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:33,992
I'm sorry to disappoint you, but no.
595
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:38,356
I have not been prowling around
the Barchester Arms by night.
596
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:39,320
Are you sure about that?
597
00:29:39,321 --> 00:29:41,199
That's a pretty familiar signet ring.
598
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:44,072
Small item that carries a heavy burden.
599
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:47,115
You broke into that pub.
600
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,474
Penelope Lawrence's camera caught you
in the act, and now she's dead.
601
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:54,076
OK, OK.
602
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:56,510
Yes, I did...
603
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:58,233
break into the pub.
604
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:00,158
But I had nothing to do
with that girl's death.
605
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,556
It was the night before
she was murdered, I swear.
606
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,796
I went in through a loose window
at the back.
607
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:07,795
The moment I got in,
everyone came charging downstairs.
608
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:11,311
Let me guess, toppled a few stools,
smashed a few glasses?
609
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,277
Not so much the ghost of Old Lil,
more like the ghost of Stephen Capulet.
610
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:18,279
Why did you want to steal a picture?
611
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:19,879
It was nothing to do with Old Lil.
612
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:20,920
What then?
613
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,510
I was looking for banking documentation.
614
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:25,560
Why?
615
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:26,920
I thought if I...
616
00:30:26,921 --> 00:30:29,137
If I knew which bank
they planned to borrow the money from
617
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,389
to pay for the pub's leasehold
618
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:33,552
I could, you know, twist a few arms.
619
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:35,720
Simply make sure it didn't happen.
620
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:38,674
I don't think you understand.
621
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:40,629
They have me over a barrel.
622
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:42,239
They have first refusal on the lease.
623
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:44,749
STEPHEN SIGHS
624
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:46,440
It's piteous, I know.
625
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,239
My father always made it
abundantly clear
626
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:51,839
he thought I was an abject failure.
627
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:54,915
That if I couldn't get that pub
back into Capulet hands
628
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:56,394
I wasn't fit to wear the crest.
629
00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:58,080
Very touching.
630
00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:01,000
Where were you last night?
631
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:02,873
Here. With me.
632
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:03,920
It's the truth.
633
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:05,960
Uh, he's right.
634
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:09,189
We had supper late,
about eleven
635
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:11,440
neither of us could sleep,
so we went to bed around one.
636
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:13,473
If you have no interest in Old Lil
637
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:16,431
why did you tear out
the final pages in her diary?
638
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:18,756
I... I didn't do that.
639
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,235
We saw your name
in the personal records log.
640
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:23,558
HE SCOFFS
I've never seen a diary.
641
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:25,280
On my life.
642
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:30,150
Someone must have used my name.
643
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,878
Sebastian talk to Viola...
644
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,991
I need to find out about
this police investigation.
645
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:43,076
LU: Families can really mess you up,
can't they?
646
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,711
I mean, my mum's never actually
said it, but...
647
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,669
I can tell she's always been
a bit disappointed in me.
648
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,636
When I first qualified
as a police constable
649
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:54,798
all my dad did was grunted
and bared his teeth.
650
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:57,829
That's the closest you got
to a "well done" in our house.
651
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:00,440
Thank you.
652
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:03,360
Oh...
653
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:04,920
What's that?
654
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,000
Read me.
655
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:15,111
Frank, it's the missing pages
from Old Lil's diary.
656
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:18,754
September 6th.
657
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:19,995
Night falls.
658
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:22,032
The transfer deeds have been signed.
659
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:25,036
I won the wager fair and square
660
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:29,116
but I admit now,
I'm scared for retribution.
661
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:33,916
Today had my "photograph" taken.
662
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:36,916
The new landowner at her fireplace!
663
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,753
If anything happens to me
664
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:42,831
look closely and the proof will be there
in black and white!
665
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:45,440
And that's the last entry.
666
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:47,120
New land owner.
667
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:48,755
It was true about the wager.
668
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:49,836
Yeah.
669
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,520
And this... this must be the photograph
she's talking about, right?
670
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,671
Her photo taken
the very day she died.
671
00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:58,953
But how does it provide proof?
672
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:07,160
I wish it was clearer.
I can't see a thing.
673
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:08,554
Well somebody wants us to know.
674
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:11,035
All they'll prove is the Montagues
rightfully own that pub.
675
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:12,080
Yeah.
676
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:13,920
Who though?
677
00:33:13,921 --> 00:33:15,561
Any one of the people
that we've spoken to
678
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:17,880
would do anything to get their hands
on it, if they knew.
679
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:19,800
Who stands to gain the most?
680
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:23,400
I won't let the get their hands on it,
Mummy.
681
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:24,680
Don't you worry.
682
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,912
Oh, Lu, Frank!
683
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:30,240
Any news?
684
00:33:30,241 --> 00:33:31,993
No, sorry not yet.
685
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:33,040
Oh.
686
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:34,440
Something I can help you with?
687
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:38,711
Yeah, when was the last time
you saw Old Lil's diary?
688
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:40,436
Diary? What diary?
689
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:43,836
You honestly don't know anything
about a diary?
690
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:46,078
No, what does it say?
691
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:47,839
What about Ben? Did he mention anything?
692
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:49,440
No...
693
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:50,960
No, he...
694
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:53,320
Look, if there is something going on
695
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:54,589
it's probably best you tell us
696
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:56,074
before the police get involved.
697
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:02,355
Well, I went into the kitchens
to look for his purchase orders
698
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:05,277
but instead I found this.
699
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:10,078
"Ben, I think we need to talk
about 'Old Lil', P"
700
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:11,879
And that is... that's Penelope's writing.
701
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:13,040
And I found it with this.
702
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:15,680
SHE EXHALES
703
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:18,160
So.
704
00:34:18,161 --> 00:34:20,073
Penelope researches Old Lil
705
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:21,474
she finds out about the diary
706
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:22,840
she reads the diary
707
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:26,032
and she realises that the photograph
is of real value.
708
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:29,600
Possible proof the Montagues
own the Barchester Arms.
709
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:31,757
Right, so, she hatches a plan.
710
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,393
She steals the photograph
711
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:36,717
and then she sends a note to Ben
saying they need to talk.
712
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,240
She explains it all to him.
713
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,749
She says he can only have
the photograph back
714
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:41,800
at the right price.
715
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:43,514
Extortion for cash.
716
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:44,789
Yeah, I suppose.
717
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:48,115
- They meet up and he just... sees red.
- PHONE VIBRATES
718
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:50,800
I still don't get how a photograph
of some old biddy by a fireplace
719
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:52,797
- proves anything.
- Nor do I.
720
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,672
Oh, hello Sebastian. Do you...
721
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:56,920
What?
722
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:00,719
Hang on. Ben Montague's been arrested
for drunk and disorderly.
723
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:03,160
You what?
724
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:07,478
He's in a right old state, apparently,
threatening people and all sorts.
725
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:08,920
Guilty conscience.
726
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:12,191
Yeah, Frank says guilty conscience.
727
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:15,909
FRANK:
Why's he going this way?
728
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:17,216
LU:
He probably needs some fresh air.
729
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:20,631
Maybe some coconut water... doughnut...
730
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:22,096
- FRANK: Whatever.
- LU: Sausage roll.
731
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,120
Hang on!
732
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:27,800
It's me.
733
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,636
No, I am not OK.
I'm in a serious mess.
734
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,239
You know exactly what about.
735
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:33,600
What's he saying?
736
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:34,869
Look, listen.
737
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:37,754
If we really are in this together,
I need to see you. Now.
738
00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:42,594
He's meeting someone.
739
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,040
Well, follow those buns.
740
00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:49,240
He's anxious.
741
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:50,960
I bet he is.
742
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:52,919
His goose is well and truly cooked.
743
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:54,360
I don't get it though.
744
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:55,400
Who's he in it with?
745
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:56,920
His mum?
746
00:35:58,360 --> 00:35:59,360
Chris Capulet.
747
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:02,496
They'll tear each other apart.
748
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:03,920
I'm not so sure.
749
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:05,280
Why did you do it, Ben?
750
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:06,600
Eh?
751
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,040
A rush of blood to the head?
752
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:09,309
A moment of madness?
753
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,560
Your mum found the note
Penelope sent you, and the cash.
754
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,078
She was extorting you,
wasn't she?
755
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:15,520
Trying to make you pay for Old Lil?
756
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:17,355
But instead, you killed her.
757
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:18,550
I didn't kill her!
758
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:20,274
And there was no extortion.
759
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:21,720
What was last night all about?
760
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,037
Look, the bank cancelled
our business loan, OK?
761
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:25,856
And I know it was Stephen Capulet
762
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:27,496
dripping poison
in our bank manager's ear.
763
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,432
- I know it!
- So why come here?
764
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,039
I need Chris to talk to his dad.
765
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:32,616
To get him to do something.
766
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:33,640
Anything.
767
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:35,040
Hang on.
768
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:36,440
Why would he help you?
769
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:39,110
Because they're together.
770
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:41,880
For a few years now.
771
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:43,520
Except we have to hide it.
772
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:45,314
Mum would never speak to me again.
773
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:48,336
She's convinced that dealing with
the Capulets is what killed Gran.
774
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:50,079
My father would sooner disinherit me
775
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:53,158
than allow a union that might keep
the Montagues in his precious pub.
776
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:54,200
Nice try.
777
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:56,477
But the cash and the note
show clear intent.
778
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:59,075
I never got to speak to Penelope
about Old Lil.
779
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:00,634
She was dead
before I had the chance.
780
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:03,476
The cash is for a supplier we owe,
nothing else.
781
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:04,590
It's true.
782
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,359
Ben knows nothing about the diary.
783
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:07,754
Nothing about Old Lil.
784
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,110
Nothing about supposed
"proof in black and white."
785
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,000
What proof?
786
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:14,960
Proof...
787
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,278
that the pub may already belong
to your family.
788
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,350
So, it was you?
789
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,593
You sent us the diary pages.
790
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:23,160
Listen.
791
00:37:23,161 --> 00:37:25,391
I thought telling them,
I wouldn't be betraying anyone.
792
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:27,680
You more than anyone...
793
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:29,994
You know what that place is to me.
794
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:31,635
- And my family.
- I'm sorry.
795
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:33,955
Me too.
796
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,673
- I'm handing this to the police.
- No...
797
00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:36,949
No, please, he didn't do it.
798
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,320
- I know he didn't do it.
- How?
799
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:39,360
Because...
800
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:42,276
I was with him that night.
801
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:44,120
I was at the pub.
802
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:45,680
In his room.
803
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:49,234
I saw the two of you arrive.
I snuck out before the police came.
804
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:51,360
The diary pages.
805
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:53,280
I didn't steal them.
806
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:55,230
I found them by chance.
807
00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:57,240
In my father's drawer.
808
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,511
You see, I was with Ben
the night of the murder.
809
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:04,280
Not my father.
810
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,516
KEELER: I have a few questions
for you, Mr Capulet.
811
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,037
If you'd like to come back
to the station with me.
812
00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:46,276
Well, well, well.
813
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:48,040
Old Lil.
814
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:49,595
Been looking for you.
815
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:50,800
Looks like we've got our man.
816
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:52,399
If you can call him that.
817
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:53,976
I can't believe you killed
that poor girl.
818
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,117
Look, I only wanted to scare her,
that's all.
819
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:57,276
I didn't mean to...
820
00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:59,280
She was going to ruin everything.
821
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:01,156
Arrest him.
822
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:02,200
Put him in the car.
823
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:08,114
I suppose I should say thank you.
824
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:09,879
Ohh!
825
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:11,070
I've gone all tingly.
826
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:13,349
That's our evidence.
827
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:14,880
Hang on, I need a picture of that.
828
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:16,480
CAMERA CLICKS
829
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:19,318
- POLICE RADIO CHATTERS
- FRANK: Oh, oh!
830
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:22,155
Oh, say it just one more time, please.
831
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:23,600
Just once.
832
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:25,560
- He said thanks.
- SHE CHUCKLES
833
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:31,876
At least we found her.
834
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:32,920
Eventually.
835
00:39:32,921 --> 00:39:34,957
Still doesn't prove anything though,
does it?
836
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,920
Stephen going to prison doesn't stop
the leasehold on the pub running out.
837
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,838
They've got less than an hour.
838
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:42,030
And still no money.
839
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:44,319
Perhaps they could open a new pub?
840
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:47,193
It's not just about the pub though,
is it?
841
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:50,794
This has killed off the one hope
of the two families uniting.
842
00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:52,720
Chris and Ben.
843
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,354
You never know,
people do turn things around.
844
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:03,040
LU: Turn things around...
845
00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:07,871
Sebastian, you're a genius.
846
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:09,216
I think I'm onto something, come on!
847
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:10,310
We haven't got much time.
848
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:14,616
Look mate, I know you want
to serve that thing
849
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:17,096
but we'd actually really like
to be alone for these last five minutes...
850
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:19,077
It's alright. Here.
Give it to me.
851
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:21,040
No, don't do it.
852
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:22,280
What?
853
00:40:22,281 --> 00:40:25,115
Old Lil said that the proof would be
here in black and white.
854
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:27,280
And it is!
855
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:28,840
Sorry, but what's going on?
856
00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:30,913
There's one tiny difference
857
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,520
between the fireplace in the photograph
and the fireplace now.
858
00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:35,240
What?
859
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:37,120
See this tile?
860
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:39,235
It's upside down.
861
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,000
Do you see?
862
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:44,719
That means that some point
after this photograph was taken...
863
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:46,555
that tile was replaced.
864
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:49,920
That's my girl.
865
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:04,720
Ben?
866
00:41:04,721 --> 00:41:06,713
I don't believe it... transfer deeds.
867
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:09,036
Signed by the Capulets
as well as the Montagues.
868
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:11,872
September 5th 1900.
869
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:13,070
This is legally binding.
870
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:14,630
Good Old Lil.
871
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:17,096
She hid it because she was scared
of what the Capulets would do.
872
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:19,396
So, I mean, this means...
873
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:21,909
The land is yours and the pub.
874
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:22,960
Oh!
875
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:29,678
Oh, Ben!
SHE CHUCKLES
876
00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:35,914
Oh, we can't thank you enough.
877
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:37,520
That's alright.
878
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:40,234
We've always said it's a very
important case, haven't we, Lu?
879
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:41,475
SHE SCOFFS
Yeah.
880
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:45,594
Well, the least we can do is offer you
a hefty commission on top of your fee.
881
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:47,256
And of course, a free drink
whenever you're passing.
882
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:48,280
Oh, yes.
883
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:51,400
MELANIE:
Oh.
884
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:56,816
LU: Do you know the only reason
it worked out so well
885
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:59,071
is because Chris put his feelings
before his family?
886
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,560
Must have been one of the hardest choices
he's ever had to make.
887
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:06,154
Well, maybe after everything,
it's time to let things go.
888
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:08,750
I mean, really.
889
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:10,440
What's in a name?
890
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:14,880
Go on.
891
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:27,080
MELANIE:
Well...
892
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:30,595
You're passing now.
So, I'm going to get you that drink.
893
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:31,756
THEY LAUGH
894
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:36,960
What?
895
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:38,160
Say it.
896
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:39,520
HE SIGHS
897
00:42:39,521 --> 00:42:42,639
OK. The case was worth taking.
Alright?
898
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:44,600
Thank you.
899
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:49,030
Yeah. Finally the pub's in the hands
of the people who care about it the most.
900
00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:51,240
Who knows?
901
00:42:51,241 --> 00:42:54,119
Maybe that's why Old Lil's spirit
has been so restless all these years.
902
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:56,120
Right now, the only spirit I care about
903
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,016
is gonna be poured over ice
in about two minutes.
904
00:42:58,040 --> 00:42:59,360
SHE CHUCKLES
I'll drink to that.
905
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:01,033
No, you won't. You're driving.
Come on.
906
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:03,439
Do you think they do mocktails?
907
00:43:03,489 --> 00:43:08,039
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