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Oh, Cece. Are you two kids
back together?
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She wishes.No, plumbing's out--
severe clogging.
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I'm sorry I asked.This is what
happens.
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Four models with
protein deficiencies,
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sharing a shower.
[laughs]
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They shed like a... like
a four-dollar Christmas sweater.
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Guys, guess what?
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I just made a breakthrough
with a student.
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Yeah, it's true.
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[humming]
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Don't, please.Uh, Jess?
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You know we love you,
we all support you...
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♪ I'm breaking through
with students. ♪
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...but when you do things
like this, I'm sorry... bowl.
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Okay.
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It's just not satisfying.
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I think it is.
Okay.
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You said you had
a breakthrough.
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It's just a whole new world
teaching adults.
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This week, I gave
them an assignment.
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I said write whatever you want
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just load it up
with descriptive imagery.
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MAN:
My fluffy pillow,
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my yellowy fluffy pillow,
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next to my dog, my hairy dog,
my beloved hairy dog,
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while I diddle myself.
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Excellent.
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He was a merman.
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He was the last of his kind,
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and he needed a mother
for his mer-child.
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He was not a mer-gentleman.
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Can't wait to hear more.
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I just can't connect with them
and I don't know why.
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Look, Jess, you can't teach
people how to write.
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Not true.I say that as a writer.
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Also not true.A writing class is for
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somebody who doesn't think
lyrically in terms of,
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like, poetic words
that just... are strung...
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You said you had
a breakthrough.
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So I have this student
whose name
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is Edgar
and he was not getting it.
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And then today
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he turned in this amazing story.
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Nick, actually,
you should read this.
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Writers don't read--
we write.
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Jessica Day calls it
"A must read."
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Look at that font.
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What is this amateur hour?
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At least use Palatino.
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WINSTON:
Good evening, everyone.
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Or should I say morning?
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Hey, Winston.
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Do you guys have any agave?
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We might have some
pressed lentil syrup
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in the mixin's cabinet.
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Thank you.
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Oh, my goodness.
Okay, uh...
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Okay, you know what?Hey, look...
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I just felt the
side, the side
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anyway, so it's...I didn't mean to...
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CECE:
It's fine, it's...
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Other way, now.
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I will fight you, Jack.No, not again.
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Not... no!
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No!Jump out the way, Jessica?
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What the hell is wrong
with you just waving
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that thing around
like an idiot?
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♪ Who's that girl?
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♪ Who's that girl?♪
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♪ It's Jess.
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[whistles]
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Guys, listen to this.
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"By day, I'm a plumber.
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By night, I'm a stalker."
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You read it.
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"I sit in the bushes
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wearing a gimp costume,
stalking my prey."
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He's the first
person I got
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to use first person narrative.
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♪ I'm an amazing teacher.
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Very engaging,
keep going.
I'm hooked.
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Okay, "My prey is a deer.
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"Her eyes are big, too big.
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"Before she can blink
those big eyes,
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"I'm stabbing her.
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"I stab and stab.
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I love stabbing."
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Sounds like
he likes stabbing.
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"After all the stabbing..."
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It's repetitive, but...
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"...I wash my hands
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in her dark red blood"?!
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Listen to that detail.
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This man is psychotic.
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It's fiction.
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There's no such thing
as a gimp costume.
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No, gimp costume's a real thing.That's a real thing.
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You've seen me in one before.
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I just don't think
you should be in a room
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with this creep, twice a week.
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It is not safe.
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Are you worried about me,
Miller?
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Yeah, I'm a little worried
about you.
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And if you won't do
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anything about it,
then I'm taking
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into my own hands.
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I'm doing a little
investigation.
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Investigating? Please.
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You're just gonna
Google his name.
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I am way beyond that.
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You're typing his
name into Google.
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We can all see the screen.See the screen, dude.
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This is a private investigation!
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Are you... I wanted
to talk to you
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about the...
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regrettable contact
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between Cece's...
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her-her down there
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and my, uh...
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my parts.
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You practically
shish-kebabbed her.
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Is this something
I should apologize for?
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Just let it go, man.
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You pogo'd her.
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I'm sorry,
what did you say, "pogo"?
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I didn't, um...I heard
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"Pogo"-- what is that?
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[sighs]
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Look, Winston, fine.
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It's what we call what you did
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this morning, okay?
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It's a short...
it's a shorthand.
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Why do you have
a shorthand, Schmidt,
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because it happens so often?
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You pogo'd me once.
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You pogo'd Jess twice.Hey, it's not sexual.
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Nick's never been
pogo'd directly.
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You did get his pizza one
time... which, by the way,
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is a whole nother debate--
how did you not feel that?
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Let me get this straight--
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you guys sit around
and talk about this?
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Your penis actually
changed the channel,
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uh, when we were watching
the Bears game once.
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You don't think
me, Nick and Jess
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talk about you behind your back?
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Because we do.
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You have more pogos than anyone.
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You are completely
misusing the word pogo.
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You are the pogo king.
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Pogo king. [laughs]
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Pogo king?
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So I wanted to talk about your
creative imagery assignments.
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Wow, guys.
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I really felt like I was buried
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under a giant, gleaming, powdery
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avalanche of adjectives.
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Don't mean to interrupt,
I just hear you're the best
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teacher of adults?Oh, no.
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I wonder if there's room
for one more?No!
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How you guys doing?
I'm Julius Pepperwood.
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Not now, okay?I'm an ex-cop, ex-Marine.
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I'm here to learn how
to write short fiction.
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Oh, okay, Julius, just...
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take a seat and, um,
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keep small.
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I'm from Chicago.
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Thin-crust pizza?
No, thank you.
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I'm from Chicago.
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So, for a fun follow-up...
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Sorry, I'm late.No, problem, Edgar.
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[mouthing]We're just going over our
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descriptive imagery.I'm sorry, dear,
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I can't hear you.Mr. Pepperwood?
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I'm gonna move closer,
if you don't mind.
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No, you don't have to go...
stay over there.
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How you doing, pal?
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I'm Julius Pepperwood.Edgar.
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What are you doing?If you don't mind me asking,
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why are you late
today, Edgar?
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Uh, traffic, it
really killed me.
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It killed you?Mr. Pepperwood.
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Would you say that
it stabbed you?
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Say that again?
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How about glasses on or off?
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Teach, if I keep them on,
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am I a bad boy?Hey.
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All right, honey,
I'll take them off.
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Whoa, that's a whole different
lens to see that blue dress.
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No.
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Okay, let's refocus.
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Um, let's talk
about the, um,
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four classifications
of conflict.
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We talked about it
last week.
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It's in the workbook, um...
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Anybody want to help me?
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Four classifications
of conflict?
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Anybody?
Anybody...
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So, no one has signed up for
office hours and I just want
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you to know that you can talk
to me about anything.
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Adios.Anything at all.
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What are you doing?
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Nothing, man, you look
good in your Dockers.
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What? Nothing happened.
I'm Julius Pepperwood.
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Let it go.
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Whoops.
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Why did you do that?The wind.
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[quietly]:
No, no, no,
no, no, no.
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Is everything all right?
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Yeah, everything's good.Oh, everything's fine, bro.
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What's happening right now?
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Sorry, Edgar,
um, I really
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loved your story.
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Um, I wanted
to give you
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some notes-- is there any time
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you could come in...
to office hours?
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Yeah, that be really cool.
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I'm really excited.
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Um, I'm available anytime, so...
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I'll check my calendar.Yup.
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Can't get service over here.
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Wednesday I got to go
to the bird store.
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Uh, what about
Wednesday afternoon?
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He's my uncle.
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Hey, Winston,
I'm glad you're home.
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I know what my pogo is.
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It's that I dance kind
of like a sea snake.
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[hissing quietly]
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Yeah, not even close, Schmidt.
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What are you talk...
I know this is it, man.
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Is it that I barge
into people's showers?
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It's my caterpillar
eyebrows-- well, look.
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[whooshes]
[screams]
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They're gone.
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Nick, you've gone way too far!
Way too far.
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Well, if you're here for Edgar's
notebook, you're too late.
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Where's the notebook?
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Nick!
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What's my one rule?
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It's to not steal your yarn.
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Don't steal my yarn, man.
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It's my one thing.
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But look at what was
inside of his notebook.
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Okay, he was doodling
in class, Nick.
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Weapons dripping
with blood?
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That is not a doodle.
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What are you, the doodle police?
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[snickers]
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There's no doodle police,
are there?
Really?
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I can't believe you
still don't believe me.
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Jessica...
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Exhibit D.
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He did this.
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I'm going to Edgar's house,
I'm looking for more proof.
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No, Nick, you're not spying
on the one student
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that I have a connection with.
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I have the address
right here.
No.
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Give me the...
No!
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I have the address memorized.Fine, then I'm coming, too.
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To bail you out of jail when you
get arrested for trespassing.
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Fine, then you'll see
that I was right.
Fine!
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And you'll also see
who gets there first.
262
00:08:40,084 --> 00:08:41,695
Maybe we should take one car.
263
00:08:41,738 --> 00:08:43,435
Just, like, for the environment.
264
00:08:43,479 --> 00:08:44,698
Yeah, that makes sense--
we can drive together.
265
00:08:44,741 --> 00:08:46,874
Fine!
Fine!
266
00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:51,661
It's my mole, isn't it?
267
00:08:51,705 --> 00:08:52,575
Well, consider it gone.
268
00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:54,751
Game, set, pogo.
269
00:08:54,795 --> 00:08:56,013
Chill out, man,
it's not your mole.
270
00:08:56,057 --> 00:08:57,449
Just tell me,
this is the worst.
271
00:08:57,493 --> 00:08:58,755
This is not the worst,
Schmidt-- the worst
272
00:08:58,799 --> 00:09:00,452
is actually knowing.
273
00:09:00,496 --> 00:09:01,584
Knowing that your friends
274
00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:02,585
sit around every single night
275
00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:04,587
talking about your pogo.
276
00:09:04,631 --> 00:09:06,720
What's a pogo?
277
00:09:06,763 --> 00:09:08,591
Those brows don't freak you out?
278
00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:09,766
Nah, I've seen worse.
279
00:09:09,810 --> 00:09:11,594
A pogo is what
your friends talk about
280
00:09:11,638 --> 00:09:12,682
when you leave the room.
281
00:09:12,726 --> 00:09:14,292
Oh, like your barnacle toenails?
282
00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:21,038
Uh... Sch...
283
00:09:21,082 --> 00:09:22,605
You guys talk about my toenails?
284
00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:24,389
[laughs] Never...
285
00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:27,305
talk about
your toenails, Sch... Schmidt.
286
00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:30,700
I know my toenails
are a little rugged.
287
00:09:30,744 --> 00:09:31,745
Woodsy.
288
00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:33,834
I mean, I have never wondered
289
00:09:33,877 --> 00:09:35,487
if you could shimmy up
a palm tree.
290
00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:38,186
But it's because I have a
keratin surplus, I mean...
291
00:09:38,229 --> 00:09:40,623
They're not that bad,
look at these things.
292
00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:41,755
Aah! Schmidt!Ew!
293
00:09:41,798 --> 00:09:43,408
It looks like an open
Swiss Army knife.
294
00:09:43,452 --> 00:09:45,323
Most of them are hard, but one
of them is really, really soft.
295
00:09:45,367 --> 00:09:47,848
I know, I know, I know-- we'll
just talk about what my pogo is.
296
00:09:47,891 --> 00:09:49,719
What's my pogo?
297
00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:50,807
Is it the way I say "pan"?
298
00:09:50,851 --> 00:09:53,201
Pan, pan, pan.
299
00:09:53,244 --> 00:09:55,116
Look, Cece, this is more
of just a loft thing.
300
00:09:55,159 --> 00:09:57,031
Just thank your lucky stars
that you don't have
301
00:09:57,074 --> 00:09:58,075
calcified mongrel toes!
302
00:09:58,119 --> 00:10:00,643
[toenails clicking on floor]
303
00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:03,254
Things sound like
a dang ol' crab.
304
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:05,866
NICK:
There it is.
305
00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:07,650
If anything's gonna go down,
we need a safe word.
306
00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:10,305
Nothing's gonna go down
unless we make it go down.
307
00:10:10,348 --> 00:10:12,829
If Pepperwood taught
me anything--There's no Pepperwood.
308
00:10:12,873 --> 00:10:16,006
never get caught
without a safe word.
309
00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:17,573
We're gonna go with "apricot."
310
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,053
That's way too normal.
We need to, like,
311
00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:21,359
go with something weird,
like "dragon slippers."
312
00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:23,753
What?
I use "apricot" too much
in my normal life.
313
00:10:23,797 --> 00:10:26,234
Why do you use
"apricot" so much?
314
00:10:26,277 --> 00:10:28,453
What am I supposed to call
them-- "sweet tangy balls"?
315
00:10:28,497 --> 00:10:31,369
Don't call them "sweet
tangy balls," Jessica.
316
00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:33,328
Well, that's why
we can't use...
317
00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:36,723
Nick... Nick...
318
00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:38,159
Nick, oh!
319
00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:40,944
[whispering]:
Shh! Come on...
320
00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:43,686
Nick...
Call me Julius
Pepperwood, please.
321
00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,253
You look ridiculous.
322
00:10:45,296 --> 00:10:46,863
If we're hiding
from people,
323
00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:48,691
why does it matter
what I call you?I got my eyes
324
00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:50,693
and you get my six.No, no, what
does this mean?
325
00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:52,695
I'm pretty sure this...This means "right
turn bicycle."
326
00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,044
No, I'm pretty sure
this means "stop..."It means "right turn."
327
00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:55,829
Nick, seriously--
use your words.
328
00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:59,702
Don't use freaking
SWAT sign language.Okay, these are my words.
329
00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:00,790
[door opens]NICK: Oh!
330
00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:01,878
Apricot, apricot,
apricot.
331
00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:04,576
Close your mouth,
close your eyes.
332
00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:10,626
Edgar lives with his mother.
Of course he does.
333
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,715
So? A lot of normal people
live with their mothers.
334
00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:14,543
Like my Uncle Randy.
335
00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:16,893
He can't go
near parks.
He was cleared.
336
00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:18,808
You've got to...[vehicle approaches]
337
00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:19,896
[shrieks]
Apricot!
Apricot!
338
00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:23,378
Get over here now!
339
00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:33,170
Oh, my God.Oh, my God.
340
00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:37,000
What's in that duffel bag?
341
00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:40,308
He's the plumber
from the story.
342
00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:41,788
How did I not
see this before?What was I saying?
343
00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:44,225
Oh, my God,
you were right.Yes, say that again,
344
00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:45,879
say that again, say that again.You were right, you were right,
you were right about everything.
345
00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:47,750
Don't ever forget
you're saying it!
Oh, my God,
346
00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:49,926
I can't believe
you were right.
I was right
about everything!
347
00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:51,885
What the hell is in
that duffel bag?
348
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:54,757
I don't know.
No, Nick.
349
00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:56,933
Nick, you're gonna
get us killed.
Let's get down.
350
00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:59,240
Nick... Nick...
351
00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:01,416
Shh.
352
00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:03,418
[ringtone]:
♪ I'm so excited...
353
00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:05,768
Oh, my... Jessica,
turn it off.
354
00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:08,553
Turn it off!Oh, my God, it's Edgar.
What do I do?
355
00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:09,946
You turn it... Here.
356
00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:12,775
Turn it off. I don't know
how to do this.
Okay.
357
00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:13,907
[ringtone stops, door opens]
358
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,996
Oh, my God.
Get the hell
out of here.
359
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:24,134
Jess, what are
you doing?
360
00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:25,962
That is ridiculous.
There was plenty of room.
361
00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:27,050
It seemed like
a good idea.
362
00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:28,835
Why would you
go under a van?
363
00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:30,184
Let's leave.
364
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:35,929
WINSTON: Keep still...You will not believe
what just happened.
365
00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:37,234
Nick was right.I was right.
366
00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:38,801
Oh, my God, what happened
to your eyebrows?
367
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,237
You look like Audrey Hepburn.
368
00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:41,891
Do we own an
industrial-size
paper cutter?
369
00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:43,806
Ugh!
[gasps]
Oh, whatever.
370
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,416
What the hell
is that?
So close to
the eating area!
371
00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:47,679
Winston told me that you guys
make fun of my gremlin toenails.
372
00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:51,161
That you call them "clickety-
clacks" or "centaur boots."
373
00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:52,641
What is wrong
with you, Winston?
374
00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:55,949
What iswrong with me?
Besides my pogo.
375
00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:58,168
I told him.
It just kind of popped out.
376
00:12:58,212 --> 00:13:00,040
You understand what
that's like, right, Winston?
377
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,432
Okay, you know what?
Don't act like
378
00:13:01,476 --> 00:13:02,956
we don't talk about you two
behind your backs.
379
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:05,697
Because we do. You both have
pogos, my friends.
380
00:13:05,741 --> 00:13:07,830
Okay, let's take a deep breath
and ask ourselves
381
00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:11,834
if this conversation
is worth ruining our
friendships over.
382
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:13,836
Tell me my pogo.
383
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,838
I need to know my pogo.
384
00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:19,015
You guys need to tell me.
I can take it. Lay it on me!
385
00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:20,974
You know, it's kind
of a loft thing.
Is it my pies?
386
00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:22,845
Are they too tart?
387
00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:24,107
Pies can't be a pogo, okay?
388
00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:26,196
My koala claws,
now that's a pogo!
389
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,024
At least you can hide
390
00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:29,504
your pogo in a shoe.
391
00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:31,201
They make shoes for your penis--
they're called pants!
392
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:32,724
Tell me my pogo.Jessica, no.
393
00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:34,988
Tell me my pogo!You're a know-it-all!
394
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:36,424
Huge know-it-all.
The worst.
395
00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:39,209
Oh, I'm the worst
know-it-all in the world?
396
00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:42,865
Please. Hate hyperbolic
speak. Please.
397
00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:45,346
Now you know your pogo,
you truly know it all.
398
00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:46,913
There I go
being a smart-ass again.
399
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:48,915
I mean, that, that
could be my pogo.
400
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:50,220
And then there was one.
401
00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:52,309
Oh, no, no, no, I'm sure
that you guys have stuff
402
00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:54,007
you laugh at me
behind my back.
403
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:55,443
We don't laugh about
your pogo, Nick.
404
00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,880
Yeah. We're worried about you.
405
00:13:57,924 --> 00:13:59,099
You're worried about me?
406
00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:00,361
We're worried that you're
not gonna make it.
407
00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:02,798
Make it to what?Just in general.
408
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,060
'Cause you don't take
care of yourself.
409
00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:05,061
Sometimes I'll crumple up
vitamins
410
00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:06,628
and I'll put them in your food.
411
00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:08,891
We all take turns sneaking
money into your pants pockets
412
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:11,024
before we put them
in the dryer.
413
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:13,156
Yeah? Well,
I hope you're happy.
414
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,766
The pogos are out.
415
00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:18,727
The loft dynamic
is ruined.
416
00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:20,816
[high voice]:
But what if I talk
like a baby?
417
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,079
You're still hot.
That's all we're
gonna talk about.
418
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,820
A tiny little baby!
419
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,866
Cut into these, please.
420
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:38,094
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
421
00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:39,835
Oh...! A ladder...
422
00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:44,318
That'll work too.
423
00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:51,934
[grunting]
424
00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:58,114
Okay, okay.
425
00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:02,902
Oh, this is bad.
426
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:06,775
Oh, this is... this is very bad.
427
00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:11,127
Oh, no, oh, no-- no, no-
no-no-no-no-- oh, God, oh, God.
428
00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:12,085
♪ I'm so excited...
429
00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:13,521
Hello.
430
00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:16,524
Jess, he wants to kill you!What...?
431
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:18,743
I am in his shed right nowWhat?
432
00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:20,006
and there are drawings
on the wall of you,
433
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:22,095
and bloody weapons
434
00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:23,966
and googly eyes.
435
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,969
Googly eyes are actually kind of
sexy, but that's beside...
436
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:29,450
a room alone with this guy.
Jess, I will not let you be in
437
00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:32,366
You're the deer in his story.
438
00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:34,063
He wants to kill you.
439
00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:36,326
You're the deer, you're
the deer, you're the deer.
440
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:39,025
I'm at school and I'm doing
office hours...
441
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:41,114
Get out now!Okay, I'll just, I'll just
keep you on the line,
442
00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:44,552
and then I'll say
the safe word, okay?
443
00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:47,990
I'll just say it like...
Apricots! Apricots!
444
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:49,557
Good. Yeah, yeah, that's what
you say if you see Edgar.
445
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,167
Apricots! Really, apricots!
446
00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:53,778
Oh, no. Okay, okay, stop it.
447
00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:55,084
He's there. Okay.
448
00:15:55,128 --> 00:15:57,217
I thought it was gonna be
"dragon slippers."
449
00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:58,609
Is this a bad time or...?
450
00:15:58,653 --> 00:16:01,221
No, no, no, no.
I just have a deaf grocer.
451
00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:04,224
Apricots! Apricots!
452
00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:06,182
And butter.
453
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:07,792
I'm coming.
454
00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:10,186
Oh! Ho-ho!
455
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:20,022
Welcome to office hours.
Um...
456
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:23,025
I found my ending.Yeah?
457
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,158
It's pretty risky. I'm not sure
458
00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:27,638
I'm gonna be able
to get away with it.
459
00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:29,989
[chuckles]
460
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,427
[grunts]
Oh!
461
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:35,037
Remember when you told me
462
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:38,606
to base my characters
on people from my own life?
463
00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:40,608
Well, I based one on you.
464
00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:42,131
So flattered.And then I realized
465
00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:46,396
that there was only one way
for the story to end.
466
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,659
You need to die.
467
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:53,142
[softly]:
Apricot, apricot.
468
00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:55,666
No! ♪ Hey...!
469
00:16:57,190 --> 00:17:00,062
♪ Uh, uh-uh-uh...!
470
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:02,630
♪ Look at that notebook.
471
00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:04,414
[groaning]
472
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:08,462
You said, "Great literature
is surprising."
473
00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:12,074
What's more surprising than
killing your main character?
474
00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:16,078
What about this--
go with me-- what if, um,
475
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:20,213
what if my character lives
and the book just goes on?
476
00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:23,346
Imagine coming to the end
of the book,
477
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:26,088
and then just finding
a lot more book.
478
00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:29,657
Surprise.
479
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,963
♪ I'm so excited Um, oh.
480
00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:34,444
♪ And I just can't hide it... I heard that song yesterday.
481
00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:35,445
This song is everywhere
these days.
482
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:37,317
Were you at my house?
483
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,145
Okay, thank you. Good-bye.No.
484
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:41,582
No! No!I have to go... right now.
485
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,105
Apricot's leaving!
Apricot's leaving!
486
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:45,325
Oh, good.
I'm so happy you're alive.
487
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:47,283
Okay, stay inside
and lock the door.
488
00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:51,026
I am coming. I am going
to protect you... [groans]
489
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,288
Nick?! Pepperwood! Nick!?
490
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:59,252
Burglar?! He's not a burglar.
491
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:01,123
He's Julius Pepperwood
from Chicago.
492
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:02,777
Let's get him
in the house.
493
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,561
The D.A.'s gonna have my badge
for this.
494
00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:06,302
No! Get off of him!
495
00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:09,305
You kill him, you kill me, too!
496
00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:11,133
Get away from my Edgar!
497
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:14,180
[both screaming]
498
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:16,138
My eyes! Oh!
499
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:18,749
My giant eyes!
[screams]
500
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,142
You thought I was
a murderer?
501
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:22,144
You thought I was a
murderer of people?
502
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,190
You said you were
gonna kill me,
so I don't know.
503
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:27,149
Your character...
in my graphic novel.
504
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:29,151
He's an excellent artist.Okay, but your drawings,
505
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:30,718
they don't have any eyes.
506
00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:33,155
Hate drawing eyes.
It's weird.He can't draw eyes.
507
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:34,548
There's a reason for everything.
508
00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:35,940
What about the duffel bag?
509
00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:37,333
BOTH:
Don't ask about the duffel bag!
510
00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:38,334
Bitch.
511
00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:40,206
Whoa, whoa!Whoa! Hey, man.
512
00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:42,077
Hey, take this
as a compliment, pal.
513
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,513
Your stories are so real.
514
00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:46,386
Well, it's because
what you taught me.
515
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:49,040
You listened?
516
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:51,739
Well, of course I listened.
You were a good teacher.
517
00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:55,351
Until you thought I
was a murderer and you
broke into my shed.
518
00:18:55,395 --> 00:18:57,527
Aw! You were my favorite
student until
519
00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:59,312
I thought you were
a murderer.
520
00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:02,315
Ah...
Your son's
a really great writer.
521
00:19:02,358 --> 00:19:07,363
He's not my son.Oh! Are you kidding?!
Really?!
522
00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:09,409
EDGAR:
Real nice, you two.
523
00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:11,411
Come here, baby.
524
00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:14,370
Mm! God, you smell
like waffles.
525
00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:17,199
I love it. Did you just
make some waffles?
526
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:18,983
Want to eat me up?
Yes, I do.
527
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:21,377
I'll meet you inside.
I'm gonna get the duffel bag.
528
00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:23,379
Yes, do.
Okay.
529
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:27,383
Hey, Nick.
Hey.
530
00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:28,341
What are you doing up?
531
00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:29,777
I'm just taking care of myself.
532
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:32,432
Are you putting butter on bacon?
533
00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:33,563
I don't want it
to stick to the pan.
534
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:36,044
Okay, did you...?
535
00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:39,395
Great.
536
00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:41,397
It's just what bacon needs,
537
00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:43,443
more fat.
538
00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:45,358
And salt.
539
00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:47,142
What's this?Don't read that.
I'm not finished...
540
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:50,667
"Julius Pepperwood:
Zombie Detective"?
541
00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:52,452
All his murder victims
are already dead,
542
00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:55,585
so they obviously don't need
a detective. I'm working on it.
543
00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,935
"The night was inky hot."Don't do this.
544
00:19:57,979 --> 00:20:01,287
"She strode into his office with
a sense of purpose, place,
545
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:03,376
another word here,
question mark."
546
00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:04,899
I'm looking for another
"P" word there.
547
00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:07,075
"She had zombie legs
that went on for miles.
548
00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:09,730
"They were the kind of legs
you could sink your teeth into.
549
00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:13,255
"Pepperwood had two friends--
one, if you count his hat.
550
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:18,478
The other was his gal Friday,
Jessica Night."
551
00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:20,262
It's not you, Jess.
552
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:22,612
"She was small in stature,
but not in spunk.
553
00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:25,398
And a super annoying
know-it-all."
554
00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:28,270
Good evening.
555
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:29,358
Hello.
556
00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:32,492
Oh, bacon.
557
00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:33,493
Where the hell
did you come from?
558
00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:35,190
I came from my room.
559
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,758
No, I didn't hear the pitter-
patter of your disgusting feet.
560
00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:40,064
I cut my toenails.
Yeah, the soaking really worked.
561
00:20:40,108 --> 00:20:41,457
Look at that.
They're gorgeous now.
562
00:20:41,501 --> 00:20:43,720
Went down a full shoe size.Guys! Fire!
563
00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:45,374
Whoa, whoa!Oh, my God!
564
00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:46,636
Everybody relax!Call a fireman!
565
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,682
You call the fireman!I'm the fireman.
566
00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:51,728
You can't put out a grease fire
with water!
567
00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:53,469
You have to smother it!
568
00:20:53,513 --> 00:20:55,471
Why didn't you say
that before?!
569
00:20:55,515 --> 00:20:56,472
I don't want
to be a know-it-all!
570
00:20:56,516 --> 00:20:58,213
You're so stupid!Shut up!
571
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,128
Whoo!
Oh!
Nice!
572
00:21:00,171 --> 00:21:01,042
Yes!
573
00:21:01,085 --> 00:21:02,913
Amazing, my man! Whoa.Whoa.
574
00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:04,524
Honestly, I didn't know you were
gonna put your arm around me.
575
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:06,743
I'm so sorry.
576
00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:09,355
Oh, you put up your pup tent
in front of the fire.
577
00:21:09,398 --> 00:21:11,400
WINSTON:
It's involuntary.
578
00:21:11,444 --> 00:21:14,795
It is a combination
of adrenaline
579
00:21:14,838 --> 00:21:16,536
and great circulation.
580
00:21:16,579 --> 00:21:18,102
And I'd appreciate it if you
don't just hug me randomly!
581
00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:20,496
That's weird and...!
582
00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:22,411
[Schmidt laughs]
583
00:21:22,455 --> 00:21:25,196
You ever notice...
when Winston runs,
584
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,982
that he kinda farts
while he's running?
Yes!
585
00:21:28,025 --> 00:21:29,026
[laughs]
586
00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:30,506
Sounds like a jalopy.New pogo.
587
00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:32,334
Oh, we got a great
new pogo!
588
00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:35,163
He farts when he runs![Jess makes farting sounds]
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