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ALLISON:
Movie. 2 words.
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Uh...oh...
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Um...
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Pulp Fiction?
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Yes!
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That's 12
for the girls...
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And exactly‐‐ hmm‐‐
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zero for the boys.
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Hee hee hee!
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Ok, can we quit? I think
we've all established
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that Riley and I
don't make a good team.
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Joshua!
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Never say die, man!
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Look me in the eye.
Let's focus.
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Come on!
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I'm so uncomfortable.
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Let's do this!
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You got it, buddy.
Come on.
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Any day, De Niro.
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Ok, this one's
in the bag.
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That's the attitude.
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You can do it!
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A singer.
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A rapper!
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Eating.
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An eating rapper!
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The world's hungriest
rapper! Hungry D!
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Snack doggie dogg!
Time!
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It was Eminem!
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I was eating M&Ms!
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It was so obvious!
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Usually, I kick butt
at this game.
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Joshua, there's no "I"
in charades, buddy.
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Look, you're both good.
You just need to try more.
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No, thanks. I think
family game night
is over for me.
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Maybe I'll go see
a movie.
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Oh, Riley,
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don't you wanna go see
a movie with Josh?
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I think Josh and I
have spent enough
quality time for one evening.
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Well, my attempt to get
my 2 fellas together
tonight really...
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Fish?
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Goldfish?
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Baby?
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Sucked!
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♪ And I ♪
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♪ Feel beautiful
right now ♪
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♪ For the first time
in a long time ♪
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♪ I'm letting my hair down ♪
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♪ And life ♪
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♪ Gets better every day ♪
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♪ Though it seems
so complicated ♪
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♪ We're gonna work it out ♪
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♪ Whatever comes our way ♪
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Man, there's nothing
in these want ads
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for someone
with my qualifications.
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Hmm. Here's one.
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"Seeking
med school dropout.
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Mental instability
a plus." Hey!
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You've developed
quite a sense of humor.
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Too bad that's
all you've developed.
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Allison,
don't listen to him.
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You're like me.
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When I finished
high school,
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that's when these
popped out.
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Come to think of it,
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that's when he
popped out.
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Maybe I'll just
go back to school
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and get a whole
new degree.
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It's like you always
say, Mom‐‐
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when you fall off a horse,
you get right back on.
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Yeah, but medical school
wasn't like a horse.
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It was more like a girl‐‐
a girl who dumped you.
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And now you're
on the rebound.
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You don't want
to jump into bed
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with the first
pretty school
that comes along.
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Ok, for the record,
I broke up with med school.
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She did not
break up with me.
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What a killer day.
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Oh, there's my big, sweet,
strong workingman.
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Josh, they're
makin' out!
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Please. They kiss
so much, they'd have to
get naked for me to notice.
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Please don't.
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I'm sorry I'm late
again, babe.
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This remodel
is a bear.
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My suppliers are
screwing me around,
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I'm totally
short‐handed.
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Hey! You know
what I'm thinking?
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Josh needs a job.
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Josh should go work
for you!
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Uh, mom, I don't think
that's such a good idea.
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Yeah, Fran‐‐
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It's perfect!
It's perfect!
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Josh, you could
be outdoors getting
all kinds of exercise.
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Wouldn't you like
to have muscles
like Riley?
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I have muscles.
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They're just...
The inside kind.
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Well, those are
useful, too, right, Ri?
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Yeah, Fran, but‐‐
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And you know,
it would be so great.
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You could get to know
each other better,
really bond.
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That would make me
so happy,
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not that my happiness
has anything to do with it.
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This all sounds great,
Mom, except that
I'm not doing it.
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Ha! Try can't do it.
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What does that mean?
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It's manual labor,
Josh.
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You need to lie down
after you make
toast.
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Well, you know,
maybe she's right.
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Maybe you're just not
construction material.
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So you think
I can't handle it.
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Well, listen,
it's not a bad thing.
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We all understand.
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So you all think
I can't do it.
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I never said that.
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I never
said anything.
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Honey, there is nothing
to be ashamed of.
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I'm not ashamed.
In fact,
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I'll start tomorrow.
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Well, I'm certainly
not going to stop you.
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Far be it for me
to interfere.
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What time does he start?
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Well, I leave
at 7:30, but can we‐‐
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Oh, sweetie,
thank you, Riley.
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Oh, my two guys
working side by side!
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How did she do that?
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It's a gift.
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Morning!
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Morning, sweetie.
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You're up
nice and early.
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I just went to say
good‐bye to Josh
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in case he never
makes it back alive.
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Stop it. What's the worst
that'll happen,
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his new jeans are gonna
chafe him to death?
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Good morning, everyone.
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Look at you,
all bright and ready
to go to work!
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Well, I thought
about it a lot last night,
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and I am looking forward
to the challenge.
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And it'll maybe give me
and Riley a chance
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to get to know each other
like you want.
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Do you smell that?
(sniffs) Bacon?
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Fear.
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Please. I can handle
construction.
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It's not like I never
built anything before.
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Not the spice rack
again.
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It was a lazy susan.
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By the way,
whatever happened
to that?
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Uh...it's not important.
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Looks like a good day
to shingle a roof.
You ready, Joshua?
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Born ready.
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Oh, aren't you all
Riles the smiles
this morning?
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Well, I was in the shower,
and I got to thinking
about Joshua.
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We really do
need each other.
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This could work out
for the both of us.
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Isn't that wonderful?
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Yes, it is.
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Don't think about me
in the shower.
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Would you look at
my two workingmen?
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Well, one workingman,
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and one little
Bob the Builder.
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I am just about
the proudest
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mother‐slash‐lover
in town!
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All right.
Let's do this.
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Let's do it!
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Damn, these jeans
are like a thousand
little knives!
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Josh.
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Couple things‐‐
keep your hat on...
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Break time's 10:30,
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and about the guys,
well...
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They're guys, you know?
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Don't you worry
about me.
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I am no stranger
to manual labor.
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In college, I helped
paint the flats
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for our production
of My Fair Lady.
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Yeah, which is why
I suggest you sorta
keep a low profile.
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And it turns out
it wasn't a baby
at all.
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It was a 9‐pound,
11‐ounce cyst.
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Aw!
That's disgusting!
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Well, you guys seem
to be getting along.
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Yeah, it's like
having a bunch
of brothers.
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Really flatulent
brothers.
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That's great.
Got a second?
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Sure thing, chief.
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You don't have
to call me chief.
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Good enough.
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Josh, I'm glad
you're fitting in,
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but maybe there should be
a little less story‐telling
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and a little more working?
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Gotcha, chief.
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Oh‐‐ skipper.
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Cap'n?
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Guv'nor?
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It's from
My Fair Lady.
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I figured that.
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Come on, guys.
Time is money.
Let's go. Come on.
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Whoa, time‐out!
Sweet meat at 10:00!
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Oh, sweet meat!
I love it!
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Shake it, baby.
Whoo!
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Hey, baby, up here!
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Shake those things!
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FRAN: Joshie!
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Oh God.
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You forgot
your lunchie!
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Come on, baby!
Yeah!
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Shut up, guys.
It's my mom.
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You havin' fun
up there, Joshie?
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You told your mom
to shake those things?
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Shut up, Frank!
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Mom, what are you
doing here?
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You forgot
your BLT sandwich.
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And I put in those
animal crackers
that you love.
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Don't worry.
I took out
all the lions.
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I was 3.
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You were 13.
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Frannie, what are you
doing here?
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Hi, sweetie.
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I wanted to come
and see how you guys
were doing.
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Good, huh?
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Well, the day started off
a little slow,
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but I'm sure
it'll all work out fine.
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Oh, I'm so glad.
I knew you guys would
get along like gangbusters.
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All you needed
was a little nudge.
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Here, I brought you
some coffee
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and a bag of cookies.
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These are all lions.
Shh. Don't let Josh see.
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Oh, honey, you should
have seen them on
that job site today.
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I only hope that someday
you know the joy
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of having a son
and a boyfriend
the same age
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working happily
together.
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We're back!
Back from the job.
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And you are looking
at someone
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who stared a challenge
square in the eye
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and the challenge...
Blinked.
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I'm gonna go upstairs
and scrape off
some of the work site.
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I better go hide
my loofah.
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Well, sweetie,
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I'm not gonna say
I told ya so,
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so I guess
I'll just say
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I was 100% right.
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What?
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He was a disaster.
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I hate to say it,
but he was.
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He's just not cut out
for this line of work.
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Oh, sweetie,
can't you just find him
another department?
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It's a roof, Fran,
not Bloomingdale's.
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I'm sorry.
I really wanted this
to work out,
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but he's gotta go.
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Oh, Riley, please
just give him
another chance.
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Just grabbin'
a cold one.
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Whew!
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Yeah.
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That's the stuff.
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(whistling I've Been
Working On The Railroad)
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Oh, he's so happy,
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and he saluted you.
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He's never
saluted you before.
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00:10:42,909 --> 00:10:45,178
Oh, Riley,
you can't fire him.
257
00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:47,881
No, you're right.
I can't.
258
00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:50,250
Because I didn't
actually hire him.
259
00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,452
So I think
you should do it.
260
00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:53,987
Do what?
Fire him.
261
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,856
Fire who?
Josh.
262
00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:56,790
What about him?
263
00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,725
Good night,
Francine.
264
00:10:58,725 --> 00:10:59,826
Ohhh!
265
00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:03,429
Boy, this whole thing
really bit me
in the ass.
266
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,772
Josh, you know
that we love you,
267
00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:12,839
but Riley is downsizing.
268
00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:16,376
It's nothing personal,
but he has to let you go.
269
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:18,178
Eh, too soft.
270
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:21,114
Lower the boom.
Get outta the room.
271
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:23,950
You're right. You're right.
It's like waxing.
272
00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:26,319
Ya gotta grip it
and rip it.
273
00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:29,155
Say, maybe I should get
my Vietnamese lady
to fire him.
274
00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:31,858
(gasps) I could do it!
I could do it easy!
275
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:32,993
Please let me do it?
276
00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:34,327
I'm doin' it.
277
00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:37,831
Well, I guess the people
who thought I wouldn't
last more than a day
278
00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:40,000
are feeling pretty stupid
right now.
279
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,835
Oh, oh, please,
please, please.
280
00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:43,203
I will do dishes
for a year!
281
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,438
Allison, go to school!
It's Sunday.
282
00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:46,840
Go to church!
We're Jewish.
283
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,875
Convert!
284
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,744
Ah, man!
285
00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:51,678
Uh, Josh‐‐
286
00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:54,414
Oh, mom, I forgot
to tell you what happened.
287
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:57,017
Frank locked me
in a port‐a‐potty
288
00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:59,085
and then lifted it
with a forklift.
289
00:11:59,085 --> 00:12:00,787
Oh, no! And you're
so claustrophobic!
290
00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:03,957
And I'm not really big
on sloshing sounds,
either,
291
00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:05,792
so he really got me.
292
00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:06,860
They sound horrible!
293
00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:09,930
Sweetie, if you
wanted to quit,
I would totally‐‐
294
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:12,032
are you kidding me?
They hazed me,
and I survived!
295
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,935
They do it
to all the guys.
I'm in now.
296
00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:15,969
Oh, that's great.
297
00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:18,371
And I'm finally
starting to get along
with Riley
298
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:19,339
just like you wanted.
299
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,908
That's wonderful, Josh,
300
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,977
but come here
and sit down a minute.
301
00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:25,078
You know, the thing is,
302
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:29,115
I don't really think
it's going to...
303
00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:33,453
What are you giving me
the big brown eyes for?
304
00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,188
What are you
talking about?
305
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:39,059
Eh... I'm not
talking about nothin'.
306
00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:42,395
So, port‐a‐potty, huh?
Ha ha ha ha!
307
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:46,032
That is so Jackass!
308
00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,434
Come here. Ha ha ha!
309
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,837
Aw, don't take it
too hard, Josh.
310
00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:53,540
I'm just as broken up
about it as you are.
311
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,876
Broken up
about what?
312
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:58,078
Uh... about working
on Sunday!
313
00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:00,446
I'm warming up
the truck, R‐dog!
314
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:01,515
Can I drive?
315
00:13:01,515 --> 00:13:03,550
No!
Good enough!
316
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,219
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
317
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:10,023
I just‐‐ I've never
fired a member
of my family before.
318
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:11,525
Except, of course,
his father,
319
00:13:11,525 --> 00:13:15,061
and that's how I got
this beautiful house.
320
00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:17,531
So I guess
I'm gonna
have to fire him?
321
00:13:17,531 --> 00:13:21,067
Oh, sweetie,
I just wanted everybody
to get along.
322
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:23,837
I wanted you
to be happy.
323
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:24,805
Well, I'm not.
324
00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:27,040
(imitating Fran)
Not that my happiness
325
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,943
has anything
to do with it.
326
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:34,948
I sound nothing like that!
327
00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:39,586
Now, there's a right way
and a wrong way to do this.
328
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:40,486
Who here lifts like this?
329
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:43,156
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What's goin' on, buddy?
330
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,125
I'm giving
a lift lesson.
331
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:47,093
So you're not
actually working.
332
00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:50,531
Oh, no, this is
a demonstration bucket.
333
00:13:50,531 --> 00:13:52,966
Can I talk to you?
Privately.
334
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,300
Sure thing.
335
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,468
Look, Josh,
being the boss is hard,
336
00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:59,039
and sometimes
you gotta do things
you don't want to do‐‐
337
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:00,206
like letting somebody go.
338
00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:02,075
I think I know
where this is going.
339
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:02,976
Say no more.
340
00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:03,910
Oh, great, thanks.
341
00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:05,879
God, you don't know
how hard this is for me.
342
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:08,582
I understand.
Frank, you're fired!
343
00:14:08,582 --> 00:14:09,282
What'd I do?
344
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,884
No, no, no, Frank.
You're fine.
345
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:13,386
What are you doing?
I don't wanna fire Frank!
346
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:15,922
Oh! Thank god.
That Frank‐‐
347
00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:19,259
I know. Port‐a‐potty.
Forklift.
348
00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:20,260
Just get back to work.
349
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,996
Well, actually,
the forklift
was yesterday.
350
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:25,131
Today he nail‐gunned
my shoes.
351
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:29,369
These guys
are real characters!
352
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:36,910
Mom, are monkeys
flying out of my butt?
353
00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:39,580
I don't think so,
dear.
354
00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:40,581
Why?
355
00:14:40,581 --> 00:14:43,016
I see Josh and Riley
coming up the walk
together
356
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,618
with their arms
around each other.
357
00:14:44,618 --> 00:14:48,088
Oh, that's great!
We're a family!
358
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:50,490
How are my
two hard hats‐‐
359
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:51,525
What happened?
360
00:14:51,525 --> 00:14:54,494
I was hit
by a flying belt sander.
361
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:56,229
Oh, no!
362
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,664
It hit you there?
363
00:14:57,664 --> 00:15:00,066
Nope. It hit me
in the shoulder.
364
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:02,002
Then I spilled
my coffee.
365
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,136
Oh, my god!
366
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,671
You spilled
your coffee there?
367
00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:07,140
No. I spilled my coffee
on my hand.
368
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:09,042
Then I dropped
my hammer.
369
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,143
Oh, my god!
370
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:14,180
Wait a minute‐‐
how much further
does this thing go?
371
00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:16,249
The hammer stops here.
372
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,151
Well, whose fault
was it?
373
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:19,986
It's
no one person's fault.
374
00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:24,558
Hey, we can stand here
and point fingers
all day...
375
00:15:24,558 --> 00:15:28,529
Josh! You dropped
the belt sander
that spilled the coffee
376
00:15:28,529 --> 00:15:32,498
that dropped the hammer
that hit him in the matzohs?
377
00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:35,268
What are you, nuts?!
378
00:15:35,569 --> 00:15:38,271
Mom, it's
a construction site.
379
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,973
Accidents happen.
380
00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,307
Not accidents like this.
381
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:43,143
Sorry, I gotta blame
Riley here.
382
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:48,448
You don't put
a deadly weapon
in the hands of a chimp.
383
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:53,286
Allison,
you wanna be useful?
Go get some ice.
384
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:57,323
And pour an apple martini
over it. I need something!
385
00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:59,325
Look, Riles, I'm gonna
make it up to ya.
386
00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:02,763
I'm gonna go back
and I'm gonna keep things
moving, chief!
387
00:16:02,763 --> 00:16:04,297
No, no, no, don't!
Please don't!
388
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,366
Hey, man.
I am no quitter.
389
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,735
Yes, he is.
390
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:10,671
Yes, he is!
391
00:16:10,671 --> 00:16:12,205
He quit little league.
392
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,040
He quit computer camp.
393
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,609
He quit med school!
394
00:16:15,609 --> 00:16:19,212
How can he quit
quitting now?!
395
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:23,149
Sweetie, I wasn't kidding
about the martini!
396
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,190
Ok, sweetie.
397
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:32,358
Is there anything else
I can do for you?
398
00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:38,131
(Swedish accent)
You like it when
I play nurse Inga.
399
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:40,300
Hon,
I gotta tell you,
400
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,168
I tried to fire Josh
today,
401
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,770
but I couldn't do it
either.
402
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:48,675
Oh, I know.
It's those Bambi eyes.
403
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:51,344
No.
He was just dense.
404
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:54,080
Babe, I love him
like a brother,
405
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,516
but when
we work together,
406
00:16:55,516 --> 00:16:58,084
I wanna kill him
like a brother.
407
00:16:58,084 --> 00:17:01,287
Then we're one big
happy family!
408
00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:02,222
Fran...
409
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:04,057
Oh, sweetie,
I'm so sorry.
410
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:08,361
I feel like I'm somewhat
responsible for all this.
411
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,564
All right,
what's your point?
412
00:17:10,564 --> 00:17:14,134
I know you want Josh
and me to get along,
413
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,201
but it's gotta
happen naturally.
414
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:18,304
You're right,
you're right.
I was rushing things.
415
00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:19,506
It's just that I want‐‐
416
00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:21,608
Everyone to get
along. I know.
417
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,309
So what are we
gonna do?
418
00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:27,380
I will take care
of Joshie, I promise.
419
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,248
But...
420
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:31,117
(Swedish accent)
Nurse Inga has flown in
421
00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:34,187
all da way
from da Netherlands,
422
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:38,559
and it would
be such a shame
to send her home.
423
00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:40,160
Ja?
424
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,295
Ja!
425
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:43,597
Naw!
426
00:17:43,597 --> 00:17:45,799
Aww!
427
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:53,306
Whoo‐hoo!
Hot potato at 6:00!
428
00:17:53,807 --> 00:17:54,675
Whoo!
Yeah!
429
00:17:54,675 --> 00:17:57,177
FRAN: Joshie!
430
00:17:57,177 --> 00:18:00,146
Damn these safety goggles!
431
00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:01,815
FRAN:
I'm comin' up.
432
00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:02,716
Why?
433
00:18:02,716 --> 00:18:05,318
Did you just
call your mama
a hot potato?
434
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,487
You got issues.
435
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,489
Yeah, thanks, Frank.
436
00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:12,726
Thank you.
Hey, you guys.
437
00:18:12,726 --> 00:18:16,196
I put some donuts
on the front seat
of my car.
438
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:18,431
Oh!
Oh!
439
00:18:18,899 --> 00:18:20,767
What are you
doing here?
440
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,202
We have to talk.
441
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:23,136
About what?
442
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:24,771
Ok, Josh...
443
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,707
You remember that time
in eighth grade
444
00:18:26,707 --> 00:18:30,911
when they picked you
to play Kenickie
in Grease?
445
00:18:30,911 --> 00:18:32,045
Yeah.
446
00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:35,248
And remember
when Beth Rinehart
invited you to the prom
447
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,584
instead of
Eugene Laufenberg?
448
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:39,920
We dirty‐danced.
449
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:43,289
And remember
when you were your
class valedictorian?
450
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,457
Special tassel.
451
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:48,595
Well, hang on to
those happy memories,
son. You're fired.
452
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:49,329
What?
453
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:50,363
Yep. It's the good
with the bad,
454
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:54,267
that's life.
Grip it and rip it.
You're through.
455
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:54,935
Thank God.
456
00:18:54,935 --> 00:18:56,770
Oh, Josh,
I'm here for you‐‐
457
00:18:56,770 --> 00:18:57,971
What?
458
00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:01,742
Well, Mom, as much
as I get along with
Frank and the guys,
459
00:19:01,742 --> 00:19:03,644
I'm kinda bored.
460
00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:06,847
Hammer, nail,
hammer...nail.
461
00:19:06,847 --> 00:19:08,314
Ha. I get it.
462
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,917
And mostly I was
just doing this for you.
463
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:13,386
I know how much
you wanted me
and Riley to bond.
464
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:15,321
Oh, you did it
for me?
465
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,257
Well, yeah. And
I'm trying, you know?
466
00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:19,960
And between you and me,
I can pretty much
deal with Riley at home,
467
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:25,198
but when you work
with the guy, he's like,
"do this" and "do that."
468
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:27,500
You don't
find that sexy?
469
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,203
Not so much.
470
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:32,238
Well, let's get off
this roof.
471
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:33,740
It's hell
on my hair.
472
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:36,242
You know, I really am
gonna miss these guys.
473
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:37,778
GUYS: Whoo,
swing it!
474
00:19:37,778 --> 00:19:38,879
Shake it,
foxy mama!
475
00:19:38,879 --> 00:19:43,349
I tell ya, I think
I'm gonna miss 'em
a little myself.
476
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:49,856
(laughing)
477
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:52,759
No, no. It actually started
when I tripped over
a bucket of nails
478
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:53,927
which made me drop
the belt sander...
479
00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:56,763
Which hit me
in the shoulder and made
me spill my coffee.
480
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:57,898
Which made you
drop your hammer.
481
00:19:57,898 --> 00:19:59,666
Which hit me...
You know where.
482
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:01,702
Wieners. Cheese balls.
483
00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:06,272
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