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Hey, babe.
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Oh, hey,
thanks, babe.
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So?
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So?
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So tomorrow
Monday's coming up.
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Yep. Usually does
after Sunday.
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But this Monday's
a very special Monday.
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You don't have to
remind me.
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I wouldn't let it
pass without doing
something great.
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Oh, sweetie, I knew it.
I knew you wouldn't forget
our first Valentine's Day.
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Valentine's Day?
I was talking about
poker night.
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Poker night?!
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Just kidding, babe.
Wait till you see
what I've got planned.
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Oh, tell me, tell me!
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Nope. No can do.
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Now can do?
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(exhales) Ok.
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Two words:
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Arena football.
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Quit kidding!
You are kidding,
aren't ya?
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You'll have to
find out tomorrow.
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I've got everything
planned. You'll just
have to trust me.
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Ok. I give up.
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You win!
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Hey, Riley, I thought
you might like a cookie.
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Not gonna tell her
either.
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Damn, you're good.
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♪ And I ♪
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♪ Feel beautiful
right now ♪
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♪ For the first time
in a long time ♪
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♪ I'm letting my hair down ♪
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♪ And life ♪
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♪ Gets better every day ♪
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♪ Though it seems
so complicated ♪
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♪ We're gonna work it out ♪
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♪ Whatever comes our way ♪
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I'm going to Emily's house.
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Ohh...is that
the credit card statement?
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Yeah, about that
Macy's charge...
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I was writing
a term paper all about
the history of denim,
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so I had to buy
four pairs of jeans.
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Yeah. I had to
send them all back.
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This is Riley's statement.
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Why are you
looking at that?
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How else
am I gonna know
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what he's surprising me
with for Valentine's Day
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so I know
how surprised to act
when he gives it to me?
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Anything yet?
49
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Look at this.
$300 at Barney's!
50
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Mom, it says
Barney's Brewery.
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Oh, my god.
I hope they don't
have a gift shop.
52
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Well, what'd you
get him?
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A beautiful watch
that has an inscription
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that says, "To My Man.
Love, From Your Fran."
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See? It rhymes.
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Well, Riley
loves you so much,
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I'm sure he's gonna
do something
very special.
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Oh, I know.
He told me to trust him,
and I will.
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Anyway, I'm gonna go.
I'll be back before dinner.
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Hey!
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Somebody left a present.
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Ooh! I guess
the surprises
are starting from Riley!
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No, it's for me
from a secret admirer.
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Wow! Come on,
let's open it up.
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(giggles)
66
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wow!
Wow!
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Ooh, it's beautiful!
Are you sure
it's for you?
68
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Yeah. It has
my name on it.
69
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But who's
my secret admirer?
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You know,
I saw this exact
wrapping paper
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in the Lombaris'
trash cans.
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Do you think
Tony Lombardi sent it?
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He is such a cutlet.
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Cutlet? Is that
a new word that
the kids are saying?
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I'm trying
to get it started.
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Well, has he given you
any signals?
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Well, this one time
in math class,
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I lent him
some graph paper,
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he smiled at me,
and our knuckles touched.
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Oh! Hot stuff.
You know,
in the Old Country,
81
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the knuckles
don't touch until
the wedding night.
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I think you found
your secret
admirer!
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This is so cool.
I wonder what he's
gonna do next.
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Oh, sweetie,
take my advice‐‐
85
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don't wait for the guy
to make the next move.
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Get him a gift
right away.
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Are you sure?
88
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Absolutely. You think
I got Riley by sitting around?
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No! I met him.
I had a genuine connection,
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I pretended
that my appendix burst.
The rest is history.
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YeaH. I'm not so sure
that I can fake
an injury
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so we can have
a meaningful
conversation
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in an ambulance.
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That's true.
It does take a certain
amount of skill.
95
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Maybe you should
just get him a gift?
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Can I use
your credit card?
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You don't have to
spend money.
Be creative.
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Now, let's see.
What do 16‐year‐old boys
want?
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Uh, you know what?
Use my credit card.
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(telephone rings)
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Yel‐lo? Uh‐huh.
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It's a restaurant
calling to confirm
the reservation
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for Riley Martin!
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Yes, well,
I'm his secretary.
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I can definitely
take a message.
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I'm so good!
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Yeah. Valentine's Day
for two
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at...Antonio's?
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Um...Yes, well,
is this the Antonio's
on Queen's Boulevard?
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It is?
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Isn't...That...Great?
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OK. Thank you.
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Isn't that the place
Aunt Zelda used to
take us for lunch
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because it was
right next door to where
she got her hair dyed?
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Yeah. They got
a bottomless basket
of garlic bread.
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Well, I hate
to sound this way,
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but I really wish
it wasn't Antonio's.
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Hey, guys.
You remember Lilly?
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Hi, everyone.
Happy
Day‐Before‐Valentine's‐Day.
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Not so happy.
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It's my fifth
favorite holiday.
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Christmas is number one
because it's...
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Well, it's Christmas,
silly!
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Then Fourth of July,
'cause that's like
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summer Christmas
without the presents.
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Then Groundhog Day‐‐
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Who wants wine?
I'd like wine.
I'm having wine.
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Lilly?
A Pepsi would be fantastic.
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One fantastic Pepsi
comin' up.
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Well, I've got to go
buy something for
my secret admirer.
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You have
a secret admirer?
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That is so...
utterly romantic.
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It makes my heart
dance.
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Maybe it's indigestion.
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Miss Reeves,
can I talk to you about
relationship stuff?
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You and Riley seem so...
massively happy.
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You ever been
to Antonio's?
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Antonio's...
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Don't they have
that bottomless
basket of garlic bread?
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Hey. Can I talk to you
about this girl
I'm dating?
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Sure, buddy.
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Vince, I was talking
to Riley.
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Would you mind
going home?
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Can't. I'm helping Riley.
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Really?
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Looks to me like
you're just sitting
there
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drinking
yet another free soda.
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Hey, at least
I didn't get kicked
out of med school.
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I didn't get kicked out.
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My older brother Tony
said you did.
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He said you lost it
and they booted you.
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Actually, it was
a mutual parting
of the...
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Why am I
justifying my life
to a ten‐year‐old?
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Hey, Vince,
come back later,
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you can help me
patch the driveway.
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Nah.
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What's up?
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It's about Lilly.
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Oh, yeah, she seems
pretty cool.
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Yeah, but have you
noticed she's a tad
enthusiastic?
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I mean, everything
seems to be incredible
or fantastic or...
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Amazingly magical!
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That's how he
makes me feel.
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But I want to be
closer to him.
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No matter how much
you think you know
a guy,
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he's still gonna make
some surprising
choices.
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Josh is always
surprising me
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with a funny joke
or an amusing
turn of phrase.
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He's absolutely...
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Splendorific?
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That's what she said.
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Sometimes it's like
she pulling the words
from a Dr. Seuss book.
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We've only been dating
for three weeks, right?
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But it's so exhausting,
it feels more like...
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One super
fantastical day!
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So is there any
one thing he really likes
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that I can
connect with him on?
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Oh, well, he loves
romantic candlelight
dinners.
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Oh, wait a minute.
That's me.
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He loves the Knicks.
Talk to him about
the Knicks.
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This is perfectly
perfect!
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He's gonna just...
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Shoot myself
if I have to listen to it
one more minute!
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I really want
to break up with her.
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Well, you better do it
today.
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If you spend
Valentine's Day
with her,
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she'll think
the relationship
is solid.
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Oh, God. You're right.
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Especially the first
Valentine's.
It's a milestone.
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I've been planning
mine and Fran's
for weeks.
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Oh, man.
If I don't break up
with her now,
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her birthday's in March...
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Which means I'll be
on the hook until April,
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and April's
her favorite month!
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Why April?
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It's springtastical,
silly!
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00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:06,312
Excuse me, Mom,
but I need to talk
to Lilly in private.
198
00:09:06,346 --> 00:09:09,950
Oh, well,
I need to make
a few phone calls.
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Missed you so much!
200
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Yeah, uh, Lilly,
look...I'm afraid‐‐
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before you talk about
your fears,
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I forgot to tell you
my cousin has Knicks tickets
203
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and he's always
offering them to me.
204
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That's nice.
But you and I need‐‐
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where are the seats?
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Right by Spike Lee.
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That's court‐side.
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And what were your
fears?
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Aggressive squirrels
and being buried
alive.
210
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Let's talk more
about the Knicks.
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Here's your soda.
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Thank you.
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Hey, babe.
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Hi, sweetie.
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Guess who called today?
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Antonio's to confirm
your dinner reservation.
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Oh! That was supposed
to be part of my
Valentine's surprise.
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I was pretty surprised.
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Have all the garlic
bread you can eat.
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Oh, yeah.
I know all about
the bottomless basket.
221
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I've been there before.
222
00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:04,805
So I got to thinking,
hey, why don't we try
someplace new?
223
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So I cancelled Antonio's
and I got us a reservation
at Carmella's!
224
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But I planned
the whole thing.
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I even got
a corner booth.
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Oh, and I appreciate that,
sweetie,
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but I think Carmella's
will be much more
romantic.
228
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Listen, it was hard
to get a reservation
at this late date.
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I had to lie
to the maitre d'.
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So I told him
that I only had
one month to live
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and that you were
my cardiologist.
(giggles)
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You're not laughing.
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Fran, this was
supposed to be
my Valentine's surprise.
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I made all the plans.
I told you to trust me.
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And I do trust you.
236
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I just thought
that this would be better
for the both of us.
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By doing it your way?
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You changed all my plans
without even telling me.
239
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I was just trying
to help.
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I didn't know
I needed any help.
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00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,824
OK, why don't we just
cancel Carmella's?
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We'll try and get
our reservation back
at Antonio's.
243
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That one month
to live thing
really worked.
244
00:11:04,430 --> 00:11:05,899
Don't even bother.
245
00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:08,268
Why are you being
so stubborn?
246
00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:11,304
Now I pick lousy restaurants
and I'm stubborn.
247
00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:14,775
Ooh. This isn't going
very well.
248
00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:18,979
I never thought
you'd be so upset
about this.
249
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,447
It's not a "this" thing,
fran. It's an "us" thing.
250
00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:23,349
What's that
supposed to mean?
251
00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:24,818
It means
you do this a lot.
252
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,953
Do what? Make dinner
reservations?
253
00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:30,056
No. Take over.
You like to do things
your own way.
254
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:32,058
Doesn't leave a lot
of room for my input.
255
00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:35,028
OK, so maybe I like
to advise. I guide.
256
00:11:35,061 --> 00:11:38,298
It's only because
I do have a little
more experience.
257
00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:42,335
Well, maybe you need
to let go of that and trust me
to make more decisions.
258
00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,470
Fine! Make a decision!
259
00:11:44,505 --> 00:11:46,873
Fine. First decision...
260
00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:50,243
Valentine's Day
is cancelled.
261
00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:55,782
Can he do that?
262
00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:03,990
Oh, honey, I know
that you didn't want to
talk about it last night,
263
00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:05,158
but I just wanted
to tell you
264
00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:07,360
that I spoke to Antonio's
265
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,796
and I begged them to give us
a reservation again.
266
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,431
My Italian
is a little bit rusty,
267
00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:16,503
so either we've got a table
or some old lady's
coming to live with us.
268
00:12:16,537 --> 00:12:18,905
I have some work
to do in the garage.
269
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:22,308
But we are gonna have
dinner tonight, aren't we?
270
00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:27,013
You tell me.
You seem to have
everything planned.
271
00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:30,383
Hey, Mom.
272
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,552
Are you OK?
273
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:32,986
Sweetie, tell me
the truth.
274
00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:37,290
Do you think
that I'm a little
too controlling?
275
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:47,167
I need a cup of coffee.
276
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,236
So are you gonna try
to make up with Riley?
277
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:53,339
Well, I tried and tried
to undo this mess,
278
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,241
but he just won't
listen to me.
279
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:59,212
I'm sorry.
Is it OK that I'm
enjoying today?
280
00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:01,147
Oh, sure, sweetie.
281
00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:03,016
Because I have
this really great idea.
282
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:04,951
You know how Tony
left me a purse?
Mm‐hmm.
283
00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:08,054
Well, I'm gonna leave him
a wallet with my picture
in it.
284
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:11,424
Aw! That's a great
idea!
285
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,359
Well, I hope
your Valentine's Day
286
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,562
is better than mine
turned out to be.
287
00:13:15,596 --> 00:13:17,297
Are you really
gonna be OK, mom?
288
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:20,400
Oh, sure.
I'll be fine.
289
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:25,238
Hey, you didn't finish
all the breakfast
burritos, did you?
290
00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:27,508
I am so sorry.
291
00:13:27,541 --> 00:13:30,376
(sobbing)
292
00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:34,280
(loud sob)
293
00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:37,183
You're still here?
294
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:40,120
Yeah. I got some stuff
on my mind.
295
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,455
(sighs) Yeah, me, too.
296
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:43,890
I caved. I folded.
297
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:47,160
I sold my soul for
court‐side seats.
298
00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:49,462
You didn't break up
with Lilly, huh?
299
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,664
No. Mom told her
I like the Knicks,
300
00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:53,934
so Lilly offered me
tickets, and now I'm
back on the hook.
301
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:56,002
Why does Mom
always have to
get involved?
302
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:57,638
Why can't she leave
well enough alone?
303
00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,039
Come on, Josh.
You know your mom.
304
00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:02,909
She only gets involved
because she loves you
and wants you to be happy.
305
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,911
Yeah. I guess
you're right.
306
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,513
Sometimes I forget it.
307
00:14:06,547 --> 00:14:10,216
Yeah, sometimes
I do, too.
308
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,019
(doorbell rings)
309
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:15,255
Riley?
310
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,490
Riley...
311
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:18,625
Oh.
312
00:14:18,659 --> 00:14:20,160
Hi, Vince.
313
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,361
Riley's not here.
314
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,964
I haven't seen
or talked to him
all day,
315
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:26,900
and I'm kinda upset,
so I really can't
talk now.
316
00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:30,637
OK. I just wanted to know
if Allison liked the purse.
317
00:14:30,671 --> 00:14:34,240
Oh, she loved it.
It looks great.
318
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:35,275
You sent it?
319
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:39,112
Holy crap!
This day isn't working
out for anybody!
320
00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:43,584
I'm gonna tell her
that I'm her secret admirer.
321
00:14:43,617 --> 00:14:45,118
How's my hair?
322
00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:46,920
Oh, your hair's fine.
323
00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:50,557
It's your height
I'm a little worried about.
324
00:14:50,591 --> 00:14:52,425
What?
Oh, nothing. Nothing.
325
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:55,228
Are you sure
that you sent the purse
326
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:57,197
and not your
older brother Tony?
327
00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:00,433
Why? Does Allison like
my older brother Tony?
328
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:03,169
Why do all the girls
like Tony?
329
00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:06,339
He's got no experience!
330
00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:08,408
Hey, Vince.
331
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:09,676
Oh, hey...
332
00:15:09,710 --> 00:15:12,178
Uh...Can we be
alone?
333
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:14,214
Huh?
334
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,549
Uh, Vince, hey,
335
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,684
why don't you go
into the kitchen
336
00:15:17,718 --> 00:15:19,352
and get yourself
a soda!
337
00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:22,455
OK. I'll bring you
back one.
338
00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:26,059
Allison, I don't know
how to tell you this,
but...
339
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:31,031
Your secret admirer
does come from
the Lombardi house...
340
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:33,299
Just not the Lombardi
you think.
341
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,668
It wasn't Tony?
342
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:37,370
(object shatters)
VINCE: Not my fault!
343
00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:38,539
It was Vince?
344
00:15:38,572 --> 00:15:42,075
Personally, I think
that Vince is a lot
cuter than Tony.
345
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:46,012
Oh, my God! By now
he got the wallet
with my picture in it,
346
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,514
and he thinks
I'm a psycho.
347
00:15:47,548 --> 00:15:49,750
Putting your picture
in a wallet isn't
psycho.
348
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:52,519
It's...kooky.
Boys like kooky.
349
00:15:52,553 --> 00:15:57,090
(object shatters)
VINCE: That was
my fault.
350
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,725
Well, I better
go talk to him.
351
00:15:58,759 --> 00:16:00,994
I just hope
he'll understand that...
352
00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:02,328
We can't be
boyfriend/girlfriend
353
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,598
because I'm older
than you.
354
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,199
Five years. Big deal!
355
00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:10,971
Your mom's like...
100 years older than Riley.
356
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:15,408
When you're 16,
I'm gonna be 21.
357
00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:17,243
Eew.
358
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:19,112
That's almost dead.
359
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:22,082
So let's just be
friends?
360
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,116
OK.
361
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,685
But I'll need
the purse back.
362
00:16:24,718 --> 00:16:27,688
It's my mom's,
and she's been
looking for it.
363
00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:29,590
Oh, one more thing,
Vince.
364
00:16:29,623 --> 00:16:32,225
Does Tony
ever mention me?
365
00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:34,294
All the girls
like Tony!
366
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,128
I hate Tony!
367
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:38,098
I hate him,
I hate him,
I hate him!
368
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,633
Oh, Vince,
what's the matter?
369
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,768
She likes Tony.
They all like Tony!
370
00:16:41,802 --> 00:16:44,470
This is the worst
Valentine's Day ever!
371
00:16:44,505 --> 00:16:46,573
Isn't it?
372
00:16:46,607 --> 00:16:48,542
It is.
373
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:56,182
Heart‐shaped bagels!
374
00:16:56,817 --> 00:16:58,351
Whole wheat
or poppyseed?
375
00:16:58,384 --> 00:16:59,786
Uh‐‐
Ooh! Before I forget...
376
00:16:59,820 --> 00:17:02,488
My folks invited you
to our family farm
in Vermont
377
00:17:02,523 --> 00:17:06,292
for Fourth of July
weekend!
378
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:10,096
Fourth of July?
That's... six more months.
379
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,165
I know!
I can hardly wait!
380
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:15,636
Vermont
is the most totally
incredible state.
381
00:17:15,669 --> 00:17:18,138
OK. I think for once
I have to disagree.
382
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,541
Vermont is not
totally incredible.
383
00:17:20,574 --> 00:17:23,143
Well, Josh,
you have to see
the mountains,
384
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:24,244
taste the maple
syrup‐‐
385
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:25,445
I've been there!
386
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:28,749
It's... no better
than New Hampshire
or Michigan or Maine.
387
00:17:28,782 --> 00:17:30,584
It's just like
any other state!
388
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,352
It has twp senators
and a flag
389
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:36,422
and some dumbass motto
that nobody cares about!
390
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:38,659
Josh, what's wrong?
391
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:44,364
Miss Reeves,
why is your son so
incredibly unable to love?
392
00:17:44,598 --> 00:17:48,669
Come here.
It's been a hard day
for all of us.
393
00:17:48,702 --> 00:17:50,837
Better luck next year.
394
00:17:50,871 --> 00:17:53,239
Right back at ya.
395
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:54,307
Hey, Fran.
396
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:57,177
Riley! I'm so glad
that you're back.
397
00:17:57,210 --> 00:18:01,214
I'm sorry. You know,
I've just gotten
so used to
398
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,249
doing everything
on my own
for so long
399
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:08,454
that maybe I am
a little bit, you know,
the "C" word.
400
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,891
Controlling!
401
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:13,359
I'm so, so sorry.
402
00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:14,628
Can you come with me
for a sec?
403
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:17,798
You want me to come
with you?
404
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,903
Oh, Riley!
405
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:25,238
A horse and carriage!
406
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,507
Hello.
407
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:29,209
Oh, look at this!
408
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:31,411
Oh, Riley,
what did you do?
409
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:34,380
Well, this was part of
my Valentine's Day
surprise.
410
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,416
We were gonna go
to Antonio's for dinner
411
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,919
and then take
a carriage ride
through Cunningham Park.
412
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:42,823
Oh, so I really did
screw up your plans.
413
00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:45,458
No wonder
you were so mad.
414
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:49,162
Yeah. That's why
I didn't want to
tell you about all this.
415
00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:52,566
Hmm. I guess I am
kind of stubborn.
416
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,500
No, no.
It's all my fault,
417
00:18:54,535 --> 00:18:56,436
and I promise you
in the future
418
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,404
I'm gonna try and be
more hands‐off.
419
00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:02,342
Frannie, you do
the things you do
because you are who you are.
420
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,711
And I realized
that's the person
I fell for.
421
00:19:04,745 --> 00:19:07,681
But now that
we're gonna be together
for a long time,
422
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:10,383
maybe you could
pull back just a little.
423
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:12,586
You got it!
424
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:14,788
Still wanna be
my Valentine?
425
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,558
You betcha.
426
00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:20,527
I don't mean
to interrupt,
427
00:19:20,561 --> 00:19:24,531
we gotta get Sarge
back in the barn
in half an hour.
428
00:19:24,565 --> 00:19:27,300
He's pretty old.
429
00:19:27,701 --> 00:19:29,469
Your carriage
awaits.
430
00:19:29,503 --> 00:19:32,539
Oh, this is so romantic!
431
00:19:32,573 --> 00:19:35,709
And to think that
I almost missed it.
432
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:38,945
(gasps) And look
at those beautiful roses!
433
00:19:38,979 --> 00:19:40,914
And I stopped off
at the liquor store
434
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:43,850
and got some champagne
and graham crackers.
435
00:19:43,884 --> 00:19:45,786
Graham crackers?
436
00:19:45,819 --> 00:19:48,555
Oh! Good idea.
437
00:19:48,589 --> 00:19:51,992
All right, Kenny,
let's make this happen.
438
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:53,927
You know,
this turned out to be
439
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,262
a wonderful Valentine's Day
after all.
440
00:19:57,831 --> 00:20:00,333
Giddyup, Sarge.
441
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:06,873
(doorbell rings)
442
00:20:08,609 --> 00:20:10,276
Oh, hi, Vince.
443
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:11,712
Hi, Miss Reeves.
444
00:20:11,745 --> 00:20:15,015
Oh! Thank you.
How sweet!
445
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:17,250
I heard you and Riley
had a fight.
446
00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:18,685
Yeah. But we made up.
447
00:20:18,719 --> 00:20:20,453
(huffs)
448
00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:25,959
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