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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,792 --> 00:00:21,875 "The Good Thief" by Pasquale Festa Campanile 2 00:01:49,625 --> 00:01:52,708 I can say that I spent all my life walking. 3 00:01:52,917 --> 00:01:56,833 Naturally, when you travel in a carriage with servants, you are a traveller. 4 00:01:56,875 --> 00:02:00,333 But when you go on foot like me, you are a bum ... 5 00:02:00,458 --> 00:02:04,083 Nobody trusts you. 6 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:07,375 You are like a pumpkin a field of cabbage! 7 00:02:07,458 --> 00:02:12,958 I was on the road since the day I entered mother's room at a bad time. 8 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:18,042 I wasn't even ten years old. 9 00:02:30,167 --> 00:02:33,667 Now it's full ... 10 00:02:34,625 --> 00:02:39,292 And now it's empty. This is empty and that is full. 11 00:02:40,833 --> 00:02:44,083 Look! 12 00:02:44,625 --> 00:02:49,083 Now, me, ... the great magician Kaldeo 13 00:02:49,708 --> 00:02:53,625 I'll turn water into wine ... ! 14 00:02:53,708 --> 00:02:57,792 It is enough to say the magic words ... 15 00:02:58,042 --> 00:03:01,417 Abracadabra ..... 16 00:03:02,042 --> 00:03:05,625 Come wine ... and the water goes... 17 00:03:06,583 --> 00:03:11,083 Thus miracle occurs ... ! 18 00:03:13,458 --> 00:03:17,167 Water is turned into wine! 19 00:03:17,792 --> 00:03:21,125 What wonder .... ! 20 00:03:21,625 --> 00:03:25,125 These are the famous fart silencers. 21 00:03:25,375 --> 00:03:30,125 Take one in the evening and one at night and they smell will go away. 22 00:03:30,792 --> 00:03:34,500 And rather than a "Prriin" noise... 23 00:03:35,042 --> 00:03:38,667 you get smooth sounds ... 24 00:03:38,875 --> 00:03:42,250 almost musical .... 25 00:03:42,542 --> 00:03:45,875 The uncomfortable sounds you sometimes release in public will vanish. 26 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:50,125 Husbands won't disturb wives with nasty smells... 27 00:03:50,542 --> 00:03:53,875 and will not be accused of vulgarity. 28 00:03:54,458 --> 00:03:58,042 That way, people become more pleasant, and peace in the family. 29 00:03:58,333 --> 00:04:01,792 All for only two shekels ! 30 00:04:02,125 --> 00:04:05,250 Who wants to buy silencers... ? 31 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:10,250 Things always can go wrong ... A blade of wind raised my clothes. 32 00:04:11,333 --> 00:04:15,250 They've seen the pumps I use to fill the wine... 33 00:04:15,917 --> 00:04:19,583 Goodbye, miracles ... ! They took all the money away. 34 00:04:20,708 --> 00:04:25,042 For a while, it would be better to change the show. 35 00:04:28,125 --> 00:04:31,625 Help me! The Lord will return in tenfold ! 36 00:04:32,417 --> 00:04:36,583 Give to the poor ... ! 37 00:05:30,542 --> 00:05:34,750 A man with three hands! It is a rare phenomenon ... ! 38 00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:40,125 - He stole my purse ... ! - Get him ... ! 39 00:05:43,042 --> 00:05:47,417 Why not? Who keeps track of the guests at a wedding? 40 00:05:57,417 --> 00:06:02,333 I feel the smell of three kinds of pie, roast lamb ... 41 00:06:02,792 --> 00:06:06,042 - ...fig pie ... - Got a good nose, buddy! 42 00:06:06,458 --> 00:06:09,958 - Are you a member of the house? - Yes, the groom is my brother ... 43 00:06:10,250 --> 00:06:13,625 - ...the youngest! - And how come I don't know you? 44 00:06:13,625 --> 00:06:17,250 - I am the uncle of the groom. - You understand "groom"? 45 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:20,708 I said "bride"! Brother of the bride! 46 00:06:20,792 --> 00:06:24,375 - Then I should know you! - Why, are you the bride? 47 00:06:24,667 --> 00:06:29,750 - I am also her brother! - Excuse me... too many relatives. 48 00:06:30,250 --> 00:06:34,208 Today is holiday, we do not want to sin. Sit down at the poor's table! 49 00:06:35,750 --> 00:06:39,833 Me, to sit with the poor? Well ... ! 50 00:06:51,458 --> 00:06:55,917 At least we can watch! You know what Baracuc says? 51 00:06:56,500 --> 00:07:00,458 If your teeth don't have anything to eat, at least feast your eyes! 52 00:07:01,292 --> 00:07:05,250 I'm sure they will bring something to eat! 53 00:07:13,208 --> 00:07:16,375 This is for you! 54 00:07:28,750 --> 00:07:32,875 - What happened? - There are more guests than I thought. 55 00:07:33,417 --> 00:07:35,708 - There's no more wine! - Oh, well! 56 00:07:35,875 --> 00:07:38,792 They fear spending and get married! 57 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:41,750 It is good food? 58 00:07:47,208 --> 00:07:50,458 Sorry? 59 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:54,833 - What did they say? - I do not understand anything! 60 00:07:55,333 --> 00:07:58,542 The groom's friend, that Jesus said to come to the reservoir. 61 00:07:59,125 --> 00:08:02,917 True, if the wine has ended, you can stil drink water. 62 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:07,000 - There's plenty of wine! - It's true! 63 00:08:07,167 --> 00:08:10,417 - These people are nuts! - The tank is filled with wine! 64 00:08:11,042 --> 00:08:14,583 Come on, pour! Fill it! 65 00:08:15,125 --> 00:08:18,458 - Are you dreaming? - Get out of here! 66 00:08:18,833 --> 00:08:22,208 One moment, I want to know how and I ... 67 00:08:30,875 --> 00:08:34,750 Usually the best wine is served at noon. 68 00:08:38,875 --> 00:08:43,958 But we hold it out until now! 69 00:08:48,042 --> 00:08:51,208 Listen to me a little! Now after a successful trick... 70 00:08:51,458 --> 00:08:54,667 I you tell me where does this wine come from? 71 00:08:54,750 --> 00:08:58,042 How should we know? Jesus said to go to the reservoir ... 72 00:08:58,333 --> 00:09:01,833 - When I came it was full of water ... - I know, but now is full of wine. 73 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:05,333 - It's a miracle! - A miracle! What miracle? 74 00:09:05,750 --> 00:09:10,292 I am a professional. How much did Jesus pay you to help him? 75 00:09:11,042 --> 00:09:14,333 Nothing. Now go! 76 00:09:14,417 --> 00:09:17,583 I know how to do tricks like that, too. 77 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:20,458 - I know a trick like that! - Go faster! 78 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:23,583 Take your things and go! 79 00:09:24,333 --> 00:09:27,792 Miserable fanatic! 80 00:09:28,250 --> 00:09:31,875 Miracle ... ! 81 00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:35,375 Crazy religious fanatics! 82 00:09:35,417 --> 00:09:38,667 - Who is this Jesus? - What? 83 00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:42,000 I invented that trick, transforming water into wine. 84 00:09:42,042 --> 00:09:44,708 Do you know him? 85 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:47,292 Jesus does not work with a hidden canteen under your clothes. 86 00:09:47,292 --> 00:09:50,917 He works with large amounts! I never seen anyone succeed like this. 87 00:09:51,833 --> 00:09:55,083 And he did it almost in hiding... 88 00:09:55,667 --> 00:09:59,708 He missed the point... which is to stupefy people. 89 00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:03,875 I no longer understand anything! 90 00:10:34,875 --> 00:10:38,042 Hello ... ! 91 00:10:38,583 --> 00:10:41,792 - Peace be with you! - It was with me before! 92 00:10:41,833 --> 00:10:44,917 - Who are you? - My name is ... Ca... Caleb 93 00:10:45,042 --> 00:10:47,417 Listen, Cacaleb! 94 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:50,958 No, only one Ca, then leb! 95 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,875 Caleb! 96 00:10:54,167 --> 00:10:58,375 Do you know that the show is not free? Pay up or hand me a robe. 97 00:10:59,208 --> 00:11:02,917 You want a robe? I'll get it! 98 00:11:16,833 --> 00:11:20,458 Found it! 99 00:11:21,792 --> 00:11:25,042 What's your name? 100 00:11:25,167 --> 00:11:28,500 My name is Deborah! You already watched me for five shekels . 101 00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:33,833 You know you're not that bad, Deborah? 102 00:11:34,542 --> 00:11:38,250 You're also touchin me for 5 shekels and that makes 10! 103 00:11:38,708 --> 00:11:41,917 Can you pay me? 104 00:11:42,042 --> 00:11:46,125 Of course, don't worry! 105 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:51,167 Kissing makes it 15 shekels ! 106 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:55,750 Let me know when I get to fifty! 107 00:12:09,917 --> 00:12:13,417 Let's see, the double bottom is here ... 108 00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:18,333 The hinge is here and there is the safety. 109 00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:21,958 So when I open it, the little water on top mixes with the wine below and the trick is done. 110 00:12:22,083 --> 00:12:24,875 You always talk to yourself? 111 00:12:24,917 --> 00:12:27,958 Yes, the prophet Baracuc says who talks to himself is always right. 112 00:12:28,542 --> 00:12:32,292 That's the trick Jesus used to turn water into wine. 113 00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:35,750 I understood everything, Deborah. I'm a genius. 114 00:12:35,792 --> 00:12:39,042 You're not a genius. What you saw was a miracle. 115 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:42,583 What miracle? What do you know? You only talk 'cos you have a mouth. 116 00:12:42,667 --> 00:12:46,375 I know Jesus! 117 00:12:46,375 --> 00:12:49,750 - Can you introduce me? - If you want to... ! 118 00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:54,208 My friend Marta has a cousin who is the nephew of his father. 119 00:12:54,750 --> 00:12:57,333 He's a carpenter from Nazareth! 120 00:12:57,792 --> 00:13:01,667 - Jesus healed me! - He's a healer now! 121 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,583 What did you have, a belly ache? 122 00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:09,667 - I had leprosy! - Dropsies ... ! I understand! 123 00:13:14,542 --> 00:13:17,667 What ... LEPROSY? 124 00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:21,917 Go, assassin! You ruined me! Leprosy! 125 00:13:22,375 --> 00:13:25,833 I told you that he cured me! 126 00:13:25,875 --> 00:13:28,958 Stay away, stay away! 127 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:32,000 Do not get close, you understand? 128 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,167 I know that now is useless, after I held you in my arms... 129 00:13:35,375 --> 00:13:38,667 Come on, asshole! It takes months, years! 130 00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:41,542 What you know you about it ... ? I was healthy, not suffering from anything ... 131 00:13:41,792 --> 00:13:45,250 - You had to do this to me! - I told you I'm healthy! He cured me! 132 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:48,542 - He healed ... ! - You don't fool me... ! 133 00:13:48,625 --> 00:13:51,375 - I'm getting out of here! - Where you going? Come here, you fucker! 134 00:13:51,917 --> 00:13:55,375 What are you doing, running away? You did not pay me! 135 00:14:34,417 --> 00:14:37,958 What will you do with the goat? They want to kill him? 136 00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:43,083 Thay'll send him to die in the desert, after they have laid all the people's sins on him. 137 00:14:43,208 --> 00:14:43,625 The goat will pay for them all! 138 00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:48,208 It is more convenient, right? 139 00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:08,833 Better to sleep here! Tomorrow morning, at dawn ... 140 00:15:09,792 --> 00:15:13,208 take on the goat precipice and drop it there. 141 00:15:14,042 --> 00:15:17,917 It is a shame, a mountain goat like this is worth at least 20 shekels . 142 00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:22,083 Who do you think you will buy a black goat? 143 00:15:22,167 --> 00:15:25,542 You do not know that it bears bad luck? 144 00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:44,250 Be good, tonight you change masters. Are you happy? 145 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,083 We live in a world full of surprises. 146 00:15:49,667 --> 00:15:53,625 What does Baracuc say? The value of a goat is determined by its hair color. 147 00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:56,875 The value of a man, by his clothes! 148 00:15:57,333 --> 00:16:00,792 Who will buy you black? I won't even get a dime. 149 00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:05,333 There we go ... ! 150 00:16:06,417 --> 00:16:09,875 - Three shekels ! - Are you joking? 151 00:16:09,875 --> 00:16:14,000 - I said, three shekels ! - You never dreamed of such animal. 152 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:18,625 Twenty shekels ! Look at it! What a beautiful goat! 153 00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:22,833 - Three shekels, no more! - You think that I stole him? 154 00:16:22,875 --> 00:16:26,250 - Yes! - Well, I do not want to argue with you! 155 00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:30,458 Let's say fifteen shekels, and it is yours! 156 00:16:30,708 --> 00:16:34,250 Five! 157 00:16:34,417 --> 00:16:37,583 You know business! You'll become very rich! 158 00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:41,000 I'm already rich! 159 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:44,500 Okay, let's say ten shekels! 160 00:16:45,708 --> 00:16:50,250 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. 161 00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:54,292 - Didn't we say Ten?! - You said ten! 162 00:16:56,500 --> 00:17:00,042 - Lucky that I am in a hurry, otherwise ... ! - What are you in a hurry? 163 00:17:00,042 --> 00:17:03,917 Because .... ! 164 00:17:06,583 --> 00:17:10,292 I'm scared the rain might start. 165 00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:19,083 Let's go ... ! We must cross the river! 166 00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:43,833 What does this mean? You turned into a black goat... ? 167 00:17:44,625 --> 00:17:48,083 Miracle ... ! 168 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:52,125 Damnable blackguard! 169 00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:56,625 Goddam you! 170 00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:04,542 Looks good! I'll take it all! 171 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:08,167 - All of it? - All of it! 172 00:18:08,167 --> 00:18:11,583 - How many are you at the table? - Me, myself and I, along with... 173 00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:14,792 ...the undersigned! The four of us! 174 00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:18,625 - Which one of you pays? - I knew I ... ! 175 00:18:19,208 --> 00:18:22,750 You trust clothes more than people! 176 00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:31,083 Enough? 177 00:18:32,708 --> 00:18:37,042 Don't bother to cut it in four, I'll eat the goat all by myself. 178 00:18:37,625 --> 00:18:41,083 - Take a seat, you and your friends! - Thanks! 179 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:19,542 It's you or me! 180 00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:46,333 - It will be bad for us all; stealing the sacred goat...! 181 00:19:46,917 --> 00:19:50,292 - It never happened. - That will only bring misfortune. 182 00:19:50,917 --> 00:19:54,250 - It's true. - They got the one who committed the sin? 183 00:19:54,417 --> 00:19:58,542 - The guards of the temple are looking for him. - I hope he will be caught. 184 00:19:58,583 --> 00:20:02,000 He'll get what'coming to him. 185 00:20:02,208 --> 00:20:05,833 God ... ! Do not say that animal was for you... ! 186 00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:09,625 Do not say that ... ! Please ... ! What, that's what you tell me? 187 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:13,458 Means that you have something with me ... ! 188 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,250 Judges have already sentenced him to death. 189 00:20:17,875 --> 00:20:21,083 Once they catch him ... ! 190 00:20:21,833 --> 00:20:25,167 Thus, it blocks my digestion, Lord ... ! 191 00:20:25,208 --> 00:20:28,708 Here it is! It's him! 192 00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:32,583 You can take your goat back! 193 00:20:32,833 --> 00:20:36,250 No thank you, I just ate! 194 00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:40,833 I want my money back! The soldiers have come for your head! 195 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:45,333 For thirty years trying everything and to get you something ... 196 00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:49,875 Get him ... 197 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:53,292 There are two cases in which work is not a shame. 198 00:20:53,958 --> 00:20:57,292 To save your life and to avoid going to jail. 199 00:20:57,750 --> 00:21:01,292 When the guards are after you, work in a place where no one can find you... 200 00:21:01,958 --> 00:21:05,125 Become a poor man, with dirty hands and a dirty ass. 201 00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:08,833 You are a scarecrow in a cornfield. 202 00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:12,417 My only treasure was my freedom. 203 00:21:12,542 --> 00:21:15,958 I am a useless ans lazy servant. 204 00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:20,417 Hey, your Laziness, move! I'm paying you to work! 205 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:23,542 Why did you stop? Don't waste any more time. 206 00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:27,375 If you don't do the entire field until evening you won't get any food. 207 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:36,667 That is Batuel! The man that I worked for almost three months. 208 00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:40,625 He is right to be sorry. He pays me to work, 209 00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:45,125 not to lose time sweating, breathing, peeing... 210 00:21:46,833 --> 00:21:50,208 Bu he did two mistakes: he hit me with his cane. 211 00:21:50,292 --> 00:21:53,458 andmademe confess Baracuc never existed. 212 00:21:54,458 --> 00:21:59,375 That I actually took his name from the prophets Baruc and Abacuc... 213 00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:04,458 And his words came from my own mind 214 00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:09,083 But I found a solution to pay him back. 215 00:22:10,542 --> 00:22:15,625 He pays me under the contract a carafe of water, salad and a cherry. .. 216 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:24,708 At night, I visit his pantry, which allows me to work again the next day. 217 00:22:28,208 --> 00:22:31,833 Sometimes I indulge in a little drinking. 218 00:22:36,625 --> 00:22:39,833 His wine is the greatest. 219 00:22:40,083 --> 00:22:45,000 But afterwards, I always refill the bottle. 220 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,625 Pull your dress down, we are not alone! 221 00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:08,000 It is hot Batuele! 222 00:23:11,750 --> 00:23:15,333 I've told you a hundred times not to pass in front of the house! 223 00:23:15,792 --> 00:23:19,167 Your stench preceeds you for at least 30 feet. 224 00:23:19,208 --> 00:23:22,375 Master! Work produces two things! 225 00:23:22,375 --> 00:23:25,208 Money and stench! 226 00:23:25,792 --> 00:23:29,667 Not my fault if all the money goes to you and all the stench stays with me! 227 00:23:30,458 --> 00:23:34,833 You've got a fast tongue, Caleb! You like long tongue, Caleb! Remember you're talking to, son of Elio... 228 00:23:35,333 --> 00:23:38,708 ... Azache his son, who was the son of Ioachim, son of Zebulon, the son of ... 229 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:42,000 I see that you remember... 230 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,792 Of course, Master! I'm Caleb, the son of... nobody! 231 00:23:46,333 --> 00:23:50,167 Since I can't remember my dead, I always think of yours! 232 00:23:50,750 --> 00:23:55,542 There's only envy in your mouth, Caleb! Admit it, you'd like to be me! 233 00:23:56,000 --> 00:24:01,750 I would like to have just one thing, of everything you have, my lord! 234 00:24:04,167 --> 00:24:07,667 Go into the barn and sleep! 235 00:24:11,375 --> 00:24:14,792 I'm going! Come, on, Zaule! 236 00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:21,083 My wine gets better day by day, and in spite of my anger. 237 00:24:22,625 --> 00:24:26,917 My life is blessed. God! 238 00:24:36,625 --> 00:24:40,875 You can have only one thing that belongs to my husband... 239 00:24:42,458 --> 00:24:45,958 - I want to make you a gift. - Thanks, lady! 240 00:24:46,917 --> 00:24:50,250 To help the poor is a duty. 241 00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:53,167 It's in the law. 242 00:24:53,750 --> 00:24:56,417 Damn, you're also spiritual! 243 00:24:56,917 --> 00:25:00,833 I think you husband despises me a lot. 244 00:26:34,333 --> 00:26:37,500 Where did you hide it, thief? 245 00:26:37,583 --> 00:26:40,833 - I told you, my lord, I didn't take it. - Hoþule! 246 00:26:41,250 --> 00:26:44,875 Please don't insist, you might even insult me. 247 00:26:44,917 --> 00:26:48,333 He is right, enough! I told you! I lost it! 248 00:26:48,417 --> 00:26:51,625 I do not think that he took it. 249 00:26:51,875 --> 00:26:55,125 I think you have it hidden somewhere! 250 00:26:55,375 --> 00:26:58,792 But it will serve you no purpose, for they will stay here! 251 00:26:58,833 --> 00:27:01,667 - And you are leaving. - But you'll pay me! 252 00:27:01,667 --> 00:27:04,125 Pay him! 253 00:27:16,042 --> 00:27:19,125 Here you go ... ! The gentleman is served! 254 00:27:19,208 --> 00:27:22,250 Get the win! Can't you see the bottles are empty? 255 00:27:22,833 --> 00:27:25,333 Wait, you must bring flour too. Take that box and put flour in it! 256 00:27:25,875 --> 00:27:29,292 Move faster, I can't do everything myself! 257 00:27:29,708 --> 00:27:33,208 Do you mind if I stay a moment with you? 258 00:27:33,250 --> 00:27:36,792 I am curious to see how you will succeed to eat it alone. 259 00:27:37,250 --> 00:27:40,417 I'll do it... ! 260 00:27:40,417 --> 00:27:44,208 I just want a little rest. Have you seen my wife? 261 00:27:44,250 --> 00:27:47,583 - Faster, you're wasting time ... - She talks too much. 262 00:27:47,667 --> 00:27:50,875 I know! 263 00:27:51,125 --> 00:27:54,583 You won't believe if I tell you she was mute up until a month ago. 264 00:27:54,917 --> 00:27:58,042 - Really? - Yes, from birth. 265 00:27:58,958 --> 00:28:02,958 That Jesus guy stoped here, the one with the miracles. 266 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:07,750 even if there is no need ... He put his hands on her head ... 267 00:28:07,750 --> 00:28:11,750 He touched her tongue ... and he said: If you believe in me, talk! 268 00:28:12,625 --> 00:28:16,500 - She believed ... ! - Come help me move this ... ! 269 00:28:18,417 --> 00:28:22,083 How much did Jesus pay you to tell this story? 270 00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:25,625 What do you mean? He gave me nothing. 271 00:28:25,625 --> 00:28:29,083 - He didn't ask for anything. He works for free. - Sure ... ! 272 00:28:29,125 --> 00:28:32,500 I would be willing to pay 500 drachmas to the one who makes her like before. 273 00:28:32,542 --> 00:28:36,375 The Roman soldiers are arriving! 274 00:28:49,667 --> 00:28:52,833 My Mistress will be here shortly. 275 00:28:53,125 --> 00:28:56,292 She will need to rest in the house. Prepare her a room! 276 00:28:56,292 --> 00:28:59,625 - It's a great honor for us! - We're dying of hunger. 277 00:28:59,708 --> 00:29:02,917 Bring us something to eat! 278 00:29:02,958 --> 00:29:06,167 Let's sit at that table. 279 00:29:06,250 --> 00:29:09,542 That Jew is eating alone. Maybe you should eat with him. 280 00:29:09,625 --> 00:29:12,917 I see that you treat yourself well, buddy! You want to eat it all alone? 281 00:29:15,958 --> 00:29:19,375 I do not know why, but everybody asks me this. 282 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:31,625 - Please ... make yourself at home! - Thank you! 283 00:29:31,667 --> 00:29:35,792 If you want to grab a snack ... ! 284 00:29:35,833 --> 00:29:39,083 Excuse me... 285 00:29:39,125 --> 00:29:42,625 How was he going to eat it all alone? 286 00:29:49,375 --> 00:29:53,125 Look what I do! I provide lunch for Roman soldiers. 287 00:30:07,667 --> 00:30:11,000 - A man wants to speak to you! - What does he want? 288 00:30:11,042 --> 00:30:14,292 - Says he has a complaint! - A complaint, really? 289 00:30:14,417 --> 00:30:18,167 - Let him in! - Let him in, let him in ... ! 290 00:30:32,250 --> 00:30:37,083 Honored lady, the soldiers in you escort ate my lunch. 291 00:30:37,167 --> 00:30:39,333 Jewish slave ... ! 292 00:30:39,458 --> 00:30:44,083 They misunderstoond I invited them. 293 00:30:44,208 --> 00:30:47,125 Jewish slave ... ! 294 00:30:47,250 --> 00:30:50,667 I hope that there is no problem to pay my lunch. Jewish slave ... ! 295 00:30:51,833 --> 00:30:55,667 What a cute bird! Diversified and interesting conversation. 296 00:30:55,875 --> 00:31:00,167 - Jewish slave ... ! - You can not do it to shut up, Miss? 297 00:31:00,833 --> 00:31:04,542 Guys like him can cause revolutions 298 00:31:04,583 --> 00:31:07,958 You are funny, Jewish slave ... ! 299 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,875 My name is Caleb, lady. But do not tell the parrot! 300 00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:16,500 I'm called Appula. I am the daughter of Tiberius Alarium Marcus. 301 00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:20,000 And I am Caleb, son of nobody. 302 00:31:20,125 --> 00:31:23,542 I hope you don't have anything agains sons with unknown fathers... 303 00:31:23,583 --> 00:31:26,958 we can start a conversation, illustruos Appula. 304 00:31:27,458 --> 00:31:31,458 You can cut the formalities... 305 00:31:32,042 --> 00:31:35,417 and just call me Appula ... 306 00:31:42,167 --> 00:31:45,875 - He stays? - I stay, I stay ... ! 307 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,792 What kind of payment you thinking of Caleb? 308 00:32:07,750 --> 00:32:11,417 I ... 309 00:32:15,542 --> 00:32:18,792 By Hercules' balls! This is a pearl ... ! 310 00:32:19,625 --> 00:32:24,875 It is very beautiful. You make one every day? 311 00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:38,542 It is written. Pearls of wisdom come out of the righteous man's mouth. 312 00:32:38,792 --> 00:32:42,417 Or maybe a thief's! You stole it, didn't you? 313 00:32:42,542 --> 00:32:47,000 You can tell me. I love thieves! I'm married to one, the best in the area. 314 00:32:47,042 --> 00:32:50,417 - After me ... - Governor Ruffo. 315 00:32:50,833 --> 00:32:54,083 Well then... 316 00:32:55,042 --> 00:32:58,375 - Two! - Have you many other? 317 00:32:58,542 --> 00:33:01,458 - 24! - 24 ... ! 318 00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:05,667 Frankly, we hope to recover them through the other exit, illustrious lady, but .... 319 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,250 I have not eaten for two days and you know ... 320 00:33:10,333 --> 00:33:14,042 Approach, Caleb! You know what I like? 321 00:33:14,333 --> 00:33:17,833 - A thief's smell turns me on! - Really? 322 00:33:17,833 --> 00:33:21,625 - Roman slut... ! - He always tells the truth! 323 00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:26,208 - Kiss me, Caleb! - With pleasure, lady! 324 00:33:26,833 --> 00:33:30,125 Take care not to swallow other pearls! 325 00:33:32,667 --> 00:33:36,167 Another one.... ! 326 00:33:43,333 --> 00:33:46,875 They are very beautiful! 327 00:33:47,125 --> 00:33:51,083 - Worth at least 50 drachmas. - I'll give them to you! 328 00:33:51,750 --> 00:33:55,000 Caleb, no, there is no need to make me presents. 329 00:33:55,500 --> 00:34:00,417 I know, but at least once in life want to do the giving! 330 00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:05,792 Okay, I will accept. But only because you have stolen them. 331 00:34:06,792 --> 00:34:10,208 I told you that I have a weakness for thieves. And not only for them ... 332 00:34:10,875 --> 00:34:14,292 Even for stolen things. I get a strange feeling 333 00:34:14,958 --> 00:34:19,000 If you want to make me happy, make them roll on my back. 334 00:34:26,583 --> 00:34:30,208 A and a, more ... ! Put them all, please ... ! 335 00:34:35,125 --> 00:34:39,083 Tell me about Rome! 336 00:34:39,167 --> 00:34:42,750 You dream to go to Rome, too? 337 00:34:43,292 --> 00:34:46,958 It is true that the town has more than 10,000 people? 338 00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:51,208 Ten times more. Even more than that... ! 339 00:34:51,875 --> 00:34:55,708 It is true? It is not possible! 340 00:34:55,708 --> 00:34:59,125 - The pearl, Caleb ... ! - Yes, yes! 341 00:34:59,167 --> 00:35:03,167 - A town like that does not exist! - Oh, but it does! 342 00:35:03,250 --> 00:35:07,792 It's like a brothel. Full of movement, of discord, confusion ... 343 00:35:07,875 --> 00:35:11,292 Everybody yells, screams, runs... 344 00:35:11,750 --> 00:35:15,625 Rome is the only city in the world in which can have a career without working. 345 00:35:16,708 --> 00:35:21,333 - It's my town ... ! - With a beautiful body, you can make a fortune in Rome. 346 00:35:21,833 --> 00:35:25,375 Simply go to Baths. Every bigshot is there. 347 00:35:25,917 --> 00:35:31,167 And there are women - and even some men - 348 00:35:31,708 --> 00:35:35,625 who would go nuts for someone like you. 349 00:35:35,750 --> 00:35:39,833 How much should I pay to become a Roman citizen .... ? 350 00:35:40,042 --> 00:35:44,458 Only 20.000 drachmas. Take them to my husband and he'll give you citizenship. 351 00:35:44,583 --> 00:35:48,167 20,000 drachmas? He's a thief! 352 00:35:48,167 --> 00:35:51,542 A great on, I just told you! 353 00:35:51,708 --> 00:35:56,000 - Where can I find money? - Come on, Caleb .... 354 00:35:56,042 --> 00:35:59,208 - You are a thief, right? - Yes, but ... ! 355 00:35:59,292 --> 00:36:02,292 You can steal it... ! 356 00:36:02,292 --> 00:36:06,417 Soon, the smell of thief became stench and the lady sent me away. 357 00:36:06,417 --> 00:36:11,792 And so I lost the pearls! It is written: The Lord giveth, the Lord taketh away! 358 00:36:11,833 --> 00:36:16,208 In a night of love I won then, As in another I lost them. 359 00:36:16,250 --> 00:36:20,792 I'm still hungry ... 360 00:36:21,458 --> 00:36:24,708 Sheep .... ? Line up .... ! 361 00:36:27,875 --> 00:36:31,958 I'll catch the last one! 362 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,750 Gotcha! How big it is ... ! Be nice ... ! 363 00:37:13,875 --> 00:37:17,042 Stop! 364 00:37:17,083 --> 00:37:20,583 You are a dog ... ? 365 00:37:20,708 --> 00:37:25,167 Accursed impostor ... Get outta here! 366 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:30,250 You are just a dog. You should go like a sheep... ! 367 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:34,458 Go back to the herd ! 368 00:37:36,750 --> 00:37:39,917 It's better to go. I'm so hungry... 369 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,833 ...I'll forget you're a dog and I'll eat you like a sheep. 370 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:50,375 Go ... it's better ... ! 371 00:37:50,958 --> 00:37:55,625 A dog ... ! Moron ... ! 372 00:37:57,208 --> 00:38:00,500 Go away, I don't want you... ! 373 00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:04,000 Look at this ... ! 374 00:38:08,333 --> 00:38:12,083 Are you going already? What can I do with a dog like you? 375 00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:17,875 Go ... ! 376 00:38:18,833 --> 00:38:22,375 - How much can I get for his skin? - He died of old age? 377 00:38:22,458 --> 00:38:26,458 No, pneumonia, he was still yound. Can't you see his smooth fur? 378 00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:29,958 Poor guy! I cared for him a lot! 379 00:38:30,042 --> 00:38:33,125 Well! Two drachmas for you affection and three for the dog. Total of five drachmas. 380 00:38:33,125 --> 00:38:37,000 You want money, or not? It is good? We concluded the business! 381 00:38:38,167 --> 00:38:42,250 One, two, three, four and five! 382 00:39:09,125 --> 00:39:12,500 Bravo, Joshua! Run! 383 00:39:12,875 --> 00:39:16,958 Thief! Punk ... ! 384 00:39:17,042 --> 00:39:20,500 Grab the thief ! Stop him ! 385 00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:23,792 I showed you this one! Can't you remember ? And these too ! 386 00:39:23,833 --> 00:39:27,042 You've learned the cards, let's start again! Be careful! 387 00:39:27,083 --> 00:39:30,833 One! Wag your tail ... ? 388 00:39:31,292 --> 00:39:35,125 Yes ... ? Bravo ... ! 389 00:39:36,375 --> 00:39:41,000 Two ... ! Raise your leg ... ! This one ... ! 390 00:39:41,500 --> 00:39:44,875 Bravo! That was two. 391 00:39:46,833 --> 00:39:50,625 Three ... ! What do you do ... ? 392 00:39:50,667 --> 00:39:53,833 The other leg ! Bravo, Joshua! I understood, enough! 393 00:39:55,958 --> 00:40:00,083 Number four ... ! The right ear! 394 00:40:00,083 --> 00:40:03,375 Right. .. bravo ... ! 395 00:40:48,625 --> 00:40:51,875 You always win, by God ... ! 396 00:40:52,417 --> 00:40:55,917 A little luck and lot of... memory! 397 00:40:56,167 --> 00:40:59,542 Maybe also many tricks... ! 398 00:40:59,917 --> 00:41:04,000 - Show them to me, you fuckin' Jew! - They are not marked. 399 00:41:05,042 --> 00:41:08,333 Want you to know why I always win? 400 00:41:08,792 --> 00:41:12,417 My dog sits behind you and show me what cards you have in hand. 401 00:41:29,708 --> 00:41:34,042 Where there's crowd, people don't pay attention to their purses. 402 00:41:34,708 --> 00:41:38,542 Let's go to work, Joshua! 403 00:41:43,667 --> 00:41:47,083 Jesus, Jesus ... ! 404 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,917 Jesus ... Jesus ... ! 405 00:41:55,167 --> 00:41:58,500 Jesus ... ! 406 00:41:58,542 --> 00:42:02,083 - Yeah, let's see Jesus ... ! - Jesus, Jesus ... ! 407 00:42:03,542 --> 00:42:07,000 Please be quiet! The Master will come soon! 408 00:42:14,833 --> 00:42:18,667 Jesus ... ! Jesus ... ! 409 00:42:24,750 --> 00:42:28,167 Who are they? What do they want? 410 00:42:28,292 --> 00:42:31,625 They want Jesus to heal the poor crippled! 411 00:42:31,667 --> 00:42:34,917 He's getting tired of lepers and mutes... 412 00:42:35,458 --> 00:42:39,042 Soon, he'll start raising people from the dead! 413 00:42:49,208 --> 00:42:52,958 Leper! What do you want? Go! Every time I see you... 414 00:42:53,042 --> 00:42:56,000 Please shut up, have you no respect for anyone? 415 00:42:56,042 --> 00:42:59,083 Who, for that ... ? 416 00:42:59,417 --> 00:43:02,625 He is the Messiah ... ! 417 00:43:02,708 --> 00:43:07,500 Yes, the Messiah ... ! In Judea there's a prophet born each day and a Messiah each year. 418 00:43:15,125 --> 00:43:19,167 - Please go away? My skin itches... - Silence! 419 00:43:19,167 --> 00:43:23,250 Yes, yes ... the silence! 420 00:43:23,625 --> 00:43:27,208 Do you believe in God? 421 00:43:27,792 --> 00:43:32,042 - Yes, I believe... ! - You faith saved you! 422 00:43:33,125 --> 00:43:37,458 Get up and walk! 423 00:44:05,833 --> 00:44:09,375 It's a miracle! 424 00:44:10,167 --> 00:44:13,625 - He cured him... ! - Jesus ... ! 425 00:44:15,625 --> 00:44:18,958 - He cured him... ! - You are healed! 426 00:44:19,125 --> 00:44:22,583 Jesus... ! 427 00:44:24,417 --> 00:44:28,125 Messiah ... ! He's made a carrier fast enough! 428 00:44:28,583 --> 00:44:32,375 - Yes, Caleb ... ! - I used a good trick! 429 00:44:32,417 --> 00:44:35,542 - No, Caleb! - No, Caleb .... ! 430 00:44:35,625 --> 00:44:38,375 - It's a miracle ... ! - Yes, Caleb! 431 00:44:38,458 --> 00:44:41,500 Yes, Caleb! No, Caleb ... ! Of .... ! 432 00:44:41,542 --> 00:44:45,208 It is faith, understand? Faith is the one that heals people! 433 00:44:45,875 --> 00:44:49,792 He only puts in the force in his eyes. 434 00:44:50,458 --> 00:44:54,417 You saw his eyes? They make you lose control. 435 00:44:55,792 --> 00:44:59,625 And when he looks at you, you feel powerless. 436 00:44:59,833 --> 00:45:03,000 - It's like... - What do you want from me? 437 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:06,292 Why are you walking after me? Can't you see that I have a dog? 438 00:45:06,375 --> 00:45:10,167 - Yet you owe 50 shekels! - I don't have it! Come another day... 439 00:45:10,167 --> 00:45:13,583 Write me a letter! Go... ! 440 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:24,667 Get up and walk ... ! Get up and walk ..... ! 441 00:46:01,208 --> 00:46:05,458 Boy, do you believe in God? 442 00:46:05,708 --> 00:46:09,167 - Yes, I think .... ! - Well ... I'll try it... 443 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:13,958 How was it... ? 444 00:46:17,667 --> 00:46:22,292 Get up ........ and walk! 445 00:46:25,208 --> 00:46:29,792 You won't get up? Even though I said so! 446 00:46:31,875 --> 00:46:35,833 Get up and walk! 447 00:46:36,667 --> 00:46:41,333 - Look me in the eye! Get up... ! - Yes, sir ... ! 448 00:46:42,833 --> 00:46:45,958 Not like this .. ! 449 00:46:46,875 --> 00:46:50,792 You told me to get up, how can I without the crotches? 450 00:46:51,458 --> 00:46:54,875 I can show you how to do it! Look! Like this ! 451 00:46:55,417 --> 00:46:59,625 - If Jesus would say it, you'd get up! - Help ... ! 452 00:47:00,458 --> 00:47:04,500 Do not scream, you'll ruin it ... One moment ... ! 453 00:47:05,250 --> 00:47:09,542 Wait a minute! I can explain everything ... 454 00:47:10,458 --> 00:47:14,500 Stop your ... ! Slow down ... ! 455 00:47:15,125 --> 00:47:19,208 Stop it .... ! 456 00:47:25,083 --> 00:47:29,167 Hey! Deborah is there? 457 00:47:29,708 --> 00:47:33,083 I am talking to you! Can I see her? 458 00:47:33,833 --> 00:47:37,500 Today it is closed. Go away! 459 00:47:37,583 --> 00:47:41,208 Closed? What do you mean? 460 00:47:41,792 --> 00:47:46,833 If you're in the mood, find yourself a goat, a donkey or a horse and do it! 461 00:47:47,083 --> 00:47:51,417 Okay, I understand. But sometimes I also need a woman. 462 00:47:52,042 --> 00:47:55,250 Else I forget how to do it! 463 00:47:55,292 --> 00:48:00,417 - Get lost or I'll break your head in! - Okay, okay ... ! 464 00:48:01,708 --> 00:48:06,000 What are you doing, sending away my customers? 465 00:48:09,583 --> 00:48:13,167 And this... ? 466 00:48:13,708 --> 00:48:17,917 - What do you mean? - I had 70 dinars in this bag. 467 00:48:18,750 --> 00:48:22,542 - My money ... ! - You stole it, I saw you... ! 468 00:48:23,958 --> 00:48:27,792 I've stolen it, so ... they're mine! Which means I paid you! 469 00:48:29,083 --> 00:48:32,417 - This is your law? - Yes! 470 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:36,500 If I stole from you, they're my money now. 471 00:48:36,500 --> 00:48:40,083 So ... you still haven't payed me, Caleb! 472 00:48:40,167 --> 00:48:45,500 You know what? I'll take my pay myself ... ! 473 00:48:50,417 --> 00:48:53,667 - Let me go ... ! - You'll see ... ! 474 00:48:54,042 --> 00:48:57,167 - Stay put... ! - No ... ! 475 00:48:59,583 --> 00:49:02,792 Good... ! 476 00:49:13,375 --> 00:49:16,958 Get up, silly... ! Let's go! 477 00:49:17,292 --> 00:49:20,833 I want to make love to you! 478 00:49:21,458 --> 00:49:25,667 - You want money? Didn't you like it? - Even if I liked it, it's not free. 479 00:49:26,083 --> 00:49:29,542 Yes, it is not the same ... ! 480 00:49:30,375 --> 00:49:33,625 You have the highest sense of profession. 481 00:49:33,958 --> 00:49:37,208 You really are a whore, Deborah! 482 00:49:46,458 --> 00:49:49,750 If you wanted it too, why did you hit me? 483 00:49:49,792 --> 00:49:55,375 That way, I wasn't you who took me by force. I gave you permission. 484 00:50:08,375 --> 00:50:11,625 Caleb ... ! 485 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:15,667 What are you doing here, Caleb? 486 00:50:18,750 --> 00:50:22,750 I study the eyes! 487 00:50:23,167 --> 00:50:27,458 Think about it! Looking someone in the eye and he can do whatever you want. 488 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:31,667 That is power! Yet it is only Jesus who has it. 489 00:50:34,292 --> 00:50:37,875 What do Jesus' eyes have that mine don't? 490 00:50:38,208 --> 00:50:42,542 Your eyes are beautiful, silly! Only that they're always laughing... ! 491 00:50:42,833 --> 00:50:46,167 Even if you're bored. 492 00:50:46,375 --> 00:50:49,792 What are you laughing at, you? 493 00:51:01,792 --> 00:51:05,208 What's the big idea, Caleb? Again ... ? 494 00:51:07,250 --> 00:51:10,958 I paid for the entire night... 495 00:51:11,542 --> 00:51:14,792 It's not over yet, so let's take advantage of it... 496 00:51:14,833 --> 00:51:18,500 Caleb! You do know your debt is growing, right? 497 00:51:18,583 --> 00:51:21,958 - How? I gave you ten pounds in advance. - But you got twenty in nature. 498 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:25,625 Will you give me a discount? 499 00:51:25,667 --> 00:51:28,875 That way, you will never escape me ... 500 00:51:29,542 --> 00:51:32,750 Please, Deborah, give me ten shekels in nature ... 501 00:51:32,833 --> 00:51:36,542 - No Caleb, please ... ! - Five .... ! 502 00:51:36,625 --> 00:51:39,708 - Three ... ! - No, please .... ! 503 00:51:39,750 --> 00:51:42,417 One .... ! 504 00:51:46,375 --> 00:51:49,667 Did you steal it to eat it or to play with it? 505 00:51:49,708 --> 00:51:52,833 Shut up ... ! 506 00:52:04,125 --> 00:52:08,375 I've done it, Deborah! 507 00:52:08,792 --> 00:52:13,125 I hypnotized it ... ! I hypnotized it ... ! 508 00:52:15,708 --> 00:52:20,250 In my eyes, I have a power no will can overcome. 509 00:52:20,667 --> 00:52:23,875 I have the power of Jesus! Look! 510 00:52:25,417 --> 00:52:30,333 It's just a chicken, I think you should to try a larger animal. 511 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:34,792 I'll try! It will be the same thing... ! 512 00:52:49,542 --> 00:52:53,083 - Is that big animal good? - Good ... ! 513 00:53:03,417 --> 00:53:06,833 Caleb, I was talking about the sheep! 514 00:53:06,875 --> 00:53:11,125 And I was talking about the shepherd! 515 00:53:14,750 --> 00:53:18,583 I'll do it. Watch what happens! 516 00:53:19,875 --> 00:53:24,417 You are a child ... You are cold .... ! 517 00:53:26,667 --> 00:53:30,042 It is very cold .... ! 518 00:53:30,583 --> 00:53:35,500 Your feet are frozen... now you start to cry... 519 00:53:36,083 --> 00:53:40,292 You call your mother ... Go on, call her! 520 00:54:06,375 --> 00:54:11,500 Oh, heavenly vision! Don't be scared, most beautiful lady! 521 00:54:12,250 --> 00:54:15,917 I don't want to hurt you! Don't be afriad! 522 00:54:16,583 --> 00:54:19,917 Please, do not run! Wait! 523 00:54:20,542 --> 00:54:24,042 Wait, my butterfly! You are a gem from Paradise! 524 00:54:24,583 --> 00:54:28,583 Don't deny my eyes the beautiful vision of your fragility... 525 00:54:29,917 --> 00:54:34,250 Let me touch you! Wait... 526 00:54:35,417 --> 00:54:39,750 What heavenly miracle ... ! 527 00:55:02,375 --> 00:55:06,083 Ahaa! Go on, you animals! 528 00:55:09,542 --> 00:55:13,375 Stubborn as mules! 529 00:55:13,583 --> 00:55:16,833 What's going on? What are you looking at? 530 00:55:16,875 --> 00:55:20,000 A moment ago, two ships were about to sink. 531 00:55:20,083 --> 00:55:22,375 There was a big storm on the lake ... ! 532 00:55:22,417 --> 00:55:26,208 Peter was in one of the boats and his brother Andrew in the other. 533 00:55:26,333 --> 00:55:29,625 - Who are they? - Disciples of Jesus! 534 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:33,333 Oh, yeah? And Him? 535 00:55:33,333 --> 00:55:36,667 - I don't know! - Maybe he could turn the lake into wine! 536 00:55:37,292 --> 00:55:40,542 That way one could die happy!! 537 00:55:41,125 --> 00:55:45,708 Jesus came. He saved them! He barely arrived and the storm ended. 538 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:50,583 - I saw everything. - Look, Caleb, can you see it too? 539 00:55:54,333 --> 00:55:58,667 He's walking on water... 540 00:56:23,667 --> 00:56:28,042 How can he do that ... ? 541 00:56:29,833 --> 00:56:34,375 That man will be the death of me! 542 00:57:34,375 --> 00:57:38,000 What are you looking at? 543 00:57:38,292 --> 00:57:41,917 What do you want from me? Leave, leave me alone! 544 00:57:43,167 --> 00:57:46,708 I'll get you sooner or later! 545 00:57:46,792 --> 00:57:50,250 I will uncover all your tricks. 546 00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:55,375 Except for the eyes ... 547 00:57:58,625 --> 00:58:02,958 Who says floods are a heavenly punishment? It's not true at all! 548 00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:06,542 If the herds wouldn't have drowned, I would never have been able... 549 00:58:06,625 --> 00:58:09,958 ...to buy the sheep from that shepherd for a piece of bread. It was a blessing. 550 00:58:11,333 --> 00:58:14,833 - There! I'll go on alone! You wait outside! - Why? 551 00:58:14,875 --> 00:58:18,167 Why? You know very well why! 552 00:58:18,167 --> 00:58:20,958 I'll come too, or they might screw you over! 553 00:58:20,958 --> 00:58:24,625 - They'll screw you too ! - Now you're worried about my virtue? 554 00:58:24,667 --> 00:58:27,833 I don't care about your virtue... 555 00:58:27,875 --> 00:58:32,042 - But I don't want to be forced to fight for you. - You'd fight the Romans for me? 556 00:58:33,375 --> 00:58:36,625 Tell me something! Are you or aren't you my woman? 557 00:58:36,667 --> 00:58:39,708 I'm noone's woman! 558 00:58:39,750 --> 00:58:42,958 Enough! You stay here! It's an order! 559 00:59:21,042 --> 00:59:25,042 Hey, you! I haven't seen you before. 560 00:59:26,542 --> 00:59:29,792 What are you selling? 561 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:33,625 - The sheep, sir! They're healthy and strong! - And dead .... ! 562 00:59:34,208 --> 00:59:37,792 I wanted to save you the trouble. 563 00:59:37,875 --> 00:59:41,333 You'll have to pay only a few extra drachmas. 564 00:59:41,875 --> 00:59:45,708 110 drachmas for each sheep. 565 00:59:47,625 --> 00:59:51,125 Al right ... ? 566 00:59:52,167 --> 00:59:56,167 Too much? Okay, let's say 80 drachmas and it's a deal. 567 00:59:56,583 --> 01:00:00,125 Where are you from, Jew? 568 01:00:00,208 --> 01:00:03,458 I am from Galilee, sir! 569 01:00:03,500 --> 01:00:07,458 You don't happen to be one of those zealots who want us all dead, do you? 570 01:00:09,125 --> 01:00:12,958 You poisoned these animals to kill all of us at the garrison, didn't you? 571 01:00:13,917 --> 01:00:18,542 What are you talking about? They were healthy, until they drowned. I saw them myself. 572 01:00:18,583 --> 01:00:21,958 Shut up, you filthy Jew! 573 01:00:22,083 --> 01:00:26,042 You know what to do with animals when we don't know why they died? 574 01:00:26,667 --> 01:00:29,833 I told you they drowned... 575 01:00:29,875 --> 01:00:33,208 - We bury the dead sheep ... ! - Shut up, he must say it. 576 01:00:33,292 --> 01:00:37,167 You know what ... ? 577 01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:41,042 Dig, dig, Jew .... ! 578 01:00:41,625 --> 01:00:45,083 I am from Galilee, sir! 579 01:00:53,917 --> 01:00:57,167 Stop for a moment! 580 01:00:57,667 --> 01:01:00,833 Show us your pecker ... ! 581 01:01:00,875 --> 01:01:04,250 It is true that it's naked ? 582 01:01:04,792 --> 01:01:08,125 You mean, circumcised? Yes, it is! 583 01:01:08,167 --> 01:01:11,625 It is true that it's shorter? 584 01:01:11,958 --> 01:01:15,250 No, they cut the newborns. They have only a half-pecker... ! 585 01:01:15,292 --> 01:01:18,875 - No, sir! - Show it to us! 586 01:01:19,750 --> 01:01:22,875 I do not think that you are interested. I mean, gentlemen! 587 01:01:23,292 --> 01:01:26,917 Only if you have Greek tendancies... 588 01:01:27,042 --> 01:01:30,333 I mean, if you like men ... ! 589 01:01:30,375 --> 01:01:33,833 Take it out... ! Or I'll make you regret it! 590 01:01:34,083 --> 01:01:37,583 Well, if you ask me nicely... ! 591 01:01:38,125 --> 01:01:41,292 - Una tantum ... ! - Good ... ! 592 01:01:41,333 --> 01:01:44,500 You also speak Latin! 593 01:01:44,917 --> 01:01:48,417 I know only a few words, sir! Never the ones I need. 594 01:02:07,375 --> 01:02:10,792 We have to do you justice, Jew! 595 01:02:11,417 --> 01:02:15,000 You showed us yours, now we'll show you ours! 596 01:02:16,375 --> 01:02:19,750 - No, no .... ! - Am I right ... ? 597 01:02:20,083 --> 01:02:22,958 There's no need to trouble yourself. 598 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:26,125 I mean it! 599 01:02:34,667 --> 01:02:38,208 Now we'll return you the sheep! 600 01:02:44,417 --> 01:02:47,958 Don't you want to bury me with the sheep, oh, valuable soldiers? 601 01:02:52,375 --> 01:02:55,625 - Go! - Get out of here ... ! 602 01:02:56,125 --> 01:02:59,542 - Faster, run away... - Yes, yes... 603 01:02:59,750 --> 01:03:02,875 Come, Joshua! 604 01:03:05,667 --> 01:03:08,875 Run, run .... ! 605 01:03:59,417 --> 01:04:03,083 Deborah, Deborah ... ! 606 01:04:04,792 --> 01:04:08,292 Deborah ... ! 607 01:04:14,125 --> 01:04:17,542 Where is the girl who was here? 608 01:04:17,958 --> 01:04:21,500 - You saw that girl waiting here? - I saw her going in that direction! 609 01:04:25,083 --> 01:04:28,250 Everybody leaves me today! Even you, Joshua! 610 01:04:30,792 --> 01:04:34,167 Things went badly today, my friend! 611 01:04:34,208 --> 01:04:37,417 I'm glad you're a fine observer! 612 01:04:38,125 --> 01:04:41,333 It is a shame to bury the animal. I give you five drachmas for its skin. 613 01:04:41,625 --> 01:04:45,375 If you go faster, your skin will not be worth even one drachma. 614 01:04:55,833 --> 01:04:59,125 You saw that, Joshua? 615 01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:29,750 Well, Joshua, we mush say we lived out time together! 616 01:05:32,542 --> 01:05:35,917 Do you remember how many times you played dead? 617 01:05:36,833 --> 01:05:40,583 But now it's for real ... ! 618 01:05:45,083 --> 01:05:48,458 Let's try it again! 619 01:05:54,667 --> 01:05:59,667 No... You got tired of so many tricks... ! 620 01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:06,458 And you're right! 621 01:06:34,208 --> 01:06:38,750 Goodbye, Joshua! 622 01:07:17,458 --> 01:07:20,792 I have visited all brothels in the region. 623 01:07:21,375 --> 01:07:27,333 But this one was surely different. Deborah might've hid in a place like this. 624 01:07:31,500 --> 01:07:34,833 No, wait! 625 01:07:34,917 --> 01:07:38,208 I need some information. 626 01:07:38,292 --> 01:07:42,250 But I won't waste your time. Here! 627 01:07:42,833 --> 01:07:46,708 - What do you want to know? - I'm looking for a girl ... 628 01:07:47,500 --> 01:07:50,792 She might work here ... ! 629 01:07:50,833 --> 01:07:54,042 - Her name is Deborah. Do you know her? - Yes, of course! 630 01:07:54,125 --> 01:07:57,583 - So she's here! - But it's now het turn. I think she sleeps. 631 01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:01,250 Please do me a favor! Get her here! 632 01:08:01,333 --> 01:08:04,583 Tell him I need to talk to her. It is something urgent. 633 01:08:04,667 --> 01:08:07,625 Okay, wait me here. Who should I say is looking for her? 634 01:08:07,833 --> 01:08:11,292 Tell her I sold all the sheep to the Romans... 635 01:08:11,500 --> 01:08:14,917 ... and now, I am rich. She'll understand! 636 01:08:52,958 --> 01:08:58,000 I've bben looking for you for months! I do not know why you left me. 637 01:08:58,667 --> 01:09:02,208 And you end up in a brothel... 638 01:09:02,458 --> 01:09:06,125 You are truly a whore, Deborah, but I love you. 639 01:09:06,917 --> 01:09:10,417 I don't know what to do without you ... 640 01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:14,583 And I'm alone too. Joshua is dead! 641 01:09:17,458 --> 01:09:20,875 Come back to me, Deborah! 642 01:09:20,875 --> 01:09:24,292 - I'll pay you. - Who are you? 643 01:09:25,583 --> 01:09:29,208 My name is Deborah, but I don't believe that we met. 644 01:09:29,958 --> 01:09:33,333 Excuse me, it was a mistake! 645 01:10:34,375 --> 01:10:38,792 Have you heard? He tells us to feed all them all with three fish a two loaves of bread. 646 01:10:54,292 --> 01:10:58,000 You see, non-believer? He's knows what he's talking about. It's enough for everyone. 647 01:11:21,917 --> 01:11:25,167 What are you doing all here? 648 01:11:26,792 --> 01:11:30,708 We're listening to the words of Jesus! 649 01:11:35,208 --> 01:11:38,417 But where is he? 650 01:11:42,417 --> 01:11:46,500 What are you listening from here? You couldn't even hear trumpets from here. 651 01:11:47,875 --> 01:11:51,042 Thanks! 652 01:11:51,083 --> 01:11:54,458 - Is it enough for me too? - Certainly, it is enough for everyone! 653 01:11:54,500 --> 01:11:57,333 The more people come, the more food appears. 654 01:11:57,375 --> 01:12:00,542 - Thank you, you are very generous! - Thank Jesus. 655 01:12:00,625 --> 01:12:03,792 - Why, he bought it? - They all saw it ... ! 656 01:12:03,792 --> 01:12:06,958 They are the few fish and two loaves of bread. 657 01:12:06,958 --> 01:12:10,542 Jesus blessed them, and now it's enough for everyone. 658 01:12:12,208 --> 01:12:15,542 You saw that with your own eyes? 659 01:12:15,583 --> 01:12:18,750 No, Jeremiah told me, he was closer. 660 01:12:18,792 --> 01:12:21,250 Yes, Jeremiah .... ! 661 01:12:21,250 --> 01:12:24,625 It's not the first time Jesus performed this miracle. 662 01:12:24,750 --> 01:12:28,000 If it is a miracle ... 663 01:12:28,667 --> 01:12:31,417 ... the bread could be more fresh and the fish could taste better? 664 01:12:31,500 --> 01:12:35,708 - Nobody has complained so far. - Of course, it's free ... ! 665 01:12:38,042 --> 01:12:42,083 Anyway, since tonight dinner is on Jesus, then Jesus be praised! 666 01:12:52,750 --> 01:12:56,250 - Who are you, what do you want? - Do not worry, my friend! 667 01:12:57,292 --> 01:13:00,583 - Who are you? - You seem very poor. 668 01:13:00,583 --> 01:13:03,750 Aren't you? 669 01:13:03,917 --> 01:13:07,083 Since I was born! 670 01:13:07,667 --> 01:13:11,625 If you want to give me money ... The Lord will return it tenfold! 671 01:13:11,708 --> 01:13:15,375 For this I came. 672 01:13:28,292 --> 01:13:31,792 It's yours now! 673 01:13:36,500 --> 01:13:40,000 I can't understand why! 674 01:13:40,583 --> 01:13:45,917 Jesus told me: if you want to get in the kingdom of heaven, give everything to the poor 675 01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:50,458 - And you ... ? - I want to get into the kingdom of heaven . 676 01:13:51,125 --> 01:13:54,708 - Are you crazy? - I've never been saner! 677 01:14:08,375 --> 01:14:11,625 What do you know about it... ? 678 01:14:15,083 --> 01:14:18,458 Have you ever been poor? You do not know anything! 679 01:14:19,583 --> 01:14:23,042 They'll hunt you, they'll mistreat you, they'll persecute you, beat you... 680 01:14:24,625 --> 01:14:28,625 Then you'll repend and send your guards to find me. 681 01:14:29,542 --> 01:14:34,417 Well, if you are afraid ... I'll find someone who can accept the money ... ! 682 01:14:35,833 --> 01:14:39,875 No, no ... ! 683 01:14:41,167 --> 01:14:45,125 I was just saying... 684 01:14:45,458 --> 01:14:49,083 So you accept ... ? 685 01:14:50,292 --> 01:14:53,625 I'll take that risk! 686 01:14:59,417 --> 01:15:02,875 How many can there be? Fifty, one hundred ... ? 687 01:15:06,583 --> 01:15:10,042 There may be a hundred thousand .... 688 01:15:11,250 --> 01:15:14,750 Maybe even a hundred fifty thousand drachmas ... 689 01:15:16,833 --> 01:15:20,333 I'm rich .... 690 01:15:20,542 --> 01:15:23,917 I don't owe him anything. I did him a favour. 691 01:15:24,167 --> 01:15:27,500 Who knows if he's repented for repenting? 692 01:15:27,542 --> 01:15:30,917 For a while, I'll pretend to still be poor... 693 01:15:31,417 --> 01:15:37,542 I'll stay put for a while, until my conviction expires, and... 694 01:15:37,667 --> 01:15:42,375 ...I'll become a "CIVIS Romanus" and to think that I hate Romans .... 695 01:15:56,583 --> 01:16:01,417 I knew it! The rich man repented! 696 01:16:02,417 --> 01:16:07,000 That is yours! I knew it! 697 01:16:08,667 --> 01:16:13,208 What can I do with this shit? I want you! 698 01:16:13,917 --> 01:16:17,375 You are thin, but robust. 699 01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:30,750 Who are you? 700 01:16:30,833 --> 01:16:34,500 I catch slaves for a stone quarry. 701 01:16:34,792 --> 01:16:38,375 I have another question. How much will you get for me? 702 01:16:39,375 --> 01:16:43,625 - At least six pieces of silver! - Six pieces of silver? 703 01:16:59,292 --> 01:17:03,625 Raise the stones in front of you! Do it fast! 704 01:17:35,083 --> 01:17:38,250 Caleb, what are you doing here? 705 01:17:38,833 --> 01:17:42,375 I came to steal gems, illustrious lady! And you ... ? 706 01:17:42,708 --> 01:17:47,000 The quarry belongs to Ruffo, didn't you know? 707 01:17:47,917 --> 01:17:51,083 No ... 708 01:17:53,125 --> 01:17:56,042 What are you doing? Please ... ! 709 01:17:56,583 --> 01:18:00,417 Please, not there .... ! 710 01:18:00,625 --> 01:18:04,167 Leave me alone... ! Please tell her to stop! 711 01:18:04,250 --> 01:18:08,458 - I can't stand it anymore! - Shut up, slave! 712 01:18:10,500 --> 01:18:13,875 I told you so, didn't I? 713 01:18:14,167 --> 01:18:17,417 Leave him alone, it was my fault! I'll take him... ! 714 01:18:51,250 --> 01:18:56,583 Everything that was until now, it was good ... My master, Aristide fron Cirene, says... 715 01:18:58,042 --> 01:19:01,958 You have to enjoy ourselves without becoming slaves of joy ... 716 01:19:02,792 --> 01:19:06,417 - Do I speak well, my dear? - Excellent, Divine Ruffo ... ! 717 01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:10,375 That fellow from Nazareth... This ... Jesus! 718 01:19:11,708 --> 01:19:15,375 He says partying is wrong ... ! 719 01:19:16,042 --> 01:19:19,625 - Sure it is a subversive concept ... ! - Excellent, Divine Ruffo ... ! 720 01:19:22,625 --> 01:19:26,875 However, he isn't preachin nor practicing violence like the zealots, 721 01:19:27,375 --> 01:19:31,000 - ... but love. - Excellent, divine Ruffo! 722 01:19:33,333 --> 01:19:36,542 You must approve when I give you the signal! 723 01:19:37,167 --> 01:19:40,875 Excuse me, divine Ruffo! I don't understand how it works! 724 01:19:42,625 --> 01:19:46,833 Love is more powerful than violence. 725 01:19:47,833 --> 01:19:54,667 Because it doesn't try to replace a power with another... 726 01:19:55,667 --> 01:19:58,917 But to remove the concept of power ... 727 01:19:59,708 --> 01:20:03,625 Excellent, Ruffo ... ! 728 01:20:04,292 --> 01:20:07,625 You do not approve what they say ... ? 729 01:20:08,292 --> 01:20:11,875 Excuse me, but if you change the sign every time, I get confused... 730 01:20:12,500 --> 01:20:15,750 Where did you find this lout, Appula? 731 01:20:16,292 --> 01:20:19,042 In a stone quarry, baby. Yet he cannot behave, excuse him! 732 01:20:19,833 --> 01:20:23,292 Legaþi him next to the she-wolf and give him 10 lashes! 733 01:20:23,792 --> 01:20:27,208 You even can you eat until after dessert, divine Ruffo! 734 01:20:28,875 --> 01:20:32,917 You should choose more carefully on those who frequent your bed, Appula. 735 01:20:32,958 --> 01:20:36,875 - Am I right? - Excellent, divine Ruffo! 736 01:20:57,792 --> 01:21:01,292 Caleb, Caleb ... ! 737 01:21:02,292 --> 01:21:05,625 My poor thief... ! 738 01:21:06,250 --> 01:21:09,833 Deborah ... ! They caught you too? 739 01:21:10,458 --> 01:21:14,542 I play the she-wolf... for Ruffo's entertainment. 740 01:21:16,875 --> 01:21:20,542 I'm out of here only when he wants to... 741 01:21:21,333 --> 01:21:25,042 - Says he feels like he possesses Rome! - Stop thinking about that, Deborah! 742 01:21:26,167 --> 01:21:29,542 What's important is we found each other. 743 01:21:29,833 --> 01:21:33,167 You are right! 744 01:21:34,750 --> 01:21:38,458 - Who are you? Why are you unlocking me? - Shut up! 745 01:21:46,417 --> 01:21:50,375 Stop wasting time, Caleb! You can go far! 746 01:21:50,833 --> 01:21:54,375 The horses are ready for you with supplies. 747 01:21:54,625 --> 01:21:57,833 In this bag, there are 15,000 drachmas. 748 01:21:58,042 --> 01:22:01,250 But you do not owe me anything. 749 01:22:01,333 --> 01:22:04,500 Not really. I must pay you for 24 marvelous pearls. 750 01:22:04,542 --> 01:22:08,375 Leave at once! 751 01:22:32,542 --> 01:22:36,167 - What is it? - We could go around! 752 01:22:40,292 --> 01:22:44,125 No, wait! You see that man over there? 753 01:22:44,167 --> 01:22:47,667 I know who that is. I saw everything he did to you! 754 01:22:49,667 --> 01:22:53,167 I followed you and I hated you... 755 01:22:53,167 --> 01:22:56,625 - ...for everything they did to you! - You hated me... ? 756 01:22:56,708 --> 01:23:00,458 - That's why I ran! - I have an idea, Deborah! 757 01:23:00,833 --> 01:23:04,333 I want to do myself a favor ! 758 01:23:17,250 --> 01:23:23,458 That's, baby ... ! Yes .... ! 759 01:23:26,458 --> 01:23:31,333 Yeah, baby ... ! 760 01:23:34,042 --> 01:23:38,125 So good. .. ! 761 01:23:51,042 --> 01:23:54,708 Where are you? 762 01:23:55,208 --> 01:23:58,833 Where are you ... ? Where did you go? 763 01:24:02,375 --> 01:24:06,667 I'm an idiot! I'm the biggest jack-ass in the world ... ! 764 01:24:07,583 --> 01:24:11,333 I am stupid... ! I am ... ! 765 01:24:13,167 --> 01:24:16,417 - Who are you? - It's me! 766 01:24:16,667 --> 01:24:20,333 - Where did you come from? - You haven't seen me because I was invisible. 767 01:24:21,125 --> 01:24:24,667 You saw a girl who was here before? The girl who is gone! 768 01:24:26,625 --> 01:24:30,250 I caught her sleeping and I fucked her! 769 01:24:30,917 --> 01:24:34,500 It's my seventh in three days... 770 01:24:34,833 --> 01:24:38,333 - I haven't done it so much in my entire life! - Tell me everything! 771 01:24:38,667 --> 01:24:42,250 I'll explain everything to you if you put down that sword. 772 01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:50,375 See this bottle? 773 01:24:51,250 --> 01:24:55,417 It is filled with a miraculous ointment! I got it from a caldeean magician! 774 01:24:55,458 --> 01:25:00,208 You must rub it on all your body. After a moment, you become invisible. 775 01:25:00,833 --> 01:25:05,000 Leave and don't say anything to anybody! 776 01:25:05,542 --> 01:25:09,625 I will, but ... ! You cannt use the ointment, because... 777 01:25:10,208 --> 01:25:13,708 There's a little secret that will cost 500 drachmas. 778 01:25:14,042 --> 01:25:17,875 - Give me the secret! - Give me the money! 779 01:25:26,125 --> 01:25:29,583 Now take your clothes off! I'll explain it to you! 780 01:25:32,667 --> 01:25:37,667 You must rub it well on the whole body! 781 01:25:38,500 --> 01:25:41,792 And you must say the fowlest words that come to your mind. 782 01:25:41,833 --> 01:25:45,542 Loud and with conviction. 783 01:25:47,125 --> 01:25:51,708 - For example... Pig, asshole, shithead ... - What ... ? 784 01:25:51,875 --> 01:25:55,417 - You have to say: I am a pig, an asshole... - I cannot! 785 01:25:55,500 --> 01:25:58,208 I cannot do this. I am a Roman soldier! 786 01:25:58,500 --> 01:26:01,875 Well, keep your money, and I'll take back my ointment. 787 01:26:02,958 --> 01:26:06,167 Well ... ! 788 01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:10,583 You must strip of all! You must be naked! 789 01:26:11,792 --> 01:26:16,333 It is better, huh? 790 01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:20,250 - I'm a sheep in heat! - I'm a sheep in heat ... 791 01:26:20,292 --> 01:26:23,833 - I am a worm! - I am a worm ... 792 01:26:23,833 --> 01:26:27,250 - I'm an idiot! - I am an ... idiot! 793 01:26:27,333 --> 01:26:30,708 - I am a shitting asshole! - I am a ... shitting asshole! 794 01:26:30,750 --> 01:26:33,917 I am a roman piece of shit ... ! 795 01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:37,083 I'm a roman piece of... shit! 796 01:26:37,167 --> 01:26:40,208 Loud and clear! 797 01:26:40,250 --> 01:26:43,542 - I am a roman piece of shit ... ! - Hey, it works ... ! 798 01:26:43,833 --> 01:26:47,417 - I can't see you hand. - What? 799 01:26:47,458 --> 01:26:51,375 That one! 800 01:26:51,875 --> 01:26:56,208 - I am a ... ? What ... ? - What you want! It's your choice! 801 01:26:56,292 --> 01:26:59,708 I am a bastard! 802 01:27:00,042 --> 01:27:03,333 - I'm a bumpkin! - Bravo! A bumpkin! 803 01:27:03,417 --> 01:27:07,375 - I'm sick! - A sick one ... ! 804 01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:11,375 - I can't see you anymore! - But I can see myself! 805 01:27:12,250 --> 01:27:15,833 Of course! You have to! It's the others that can't see you! 806 01:27:17,042 --> 01:27:21,250 When you want to become visible again, just say a lot of insults again, loud and clear... 807 01:27:21,375 --> 01:27:24,458 And it's over ... ! 808 01:27:32,250 --> 01:27:35,542 Who is it? 809 01:27:36,667 --> 01:27:39,917 Have evil spirits returned ... ? 810 01:27:49,292 --> 01:27:52,458 Devil... ! Go away... ! 811 01:27:52,667 --> 01:27:56,208 Go away, Satan ... ! Go away... ! 812 01:27:57,667 --> 01:28:01,583 Go away... ! 813 01:28:05,000 --> 01:28:08,667 You saw how he fell into the trap? Let's see what happens! 814 01:28:15,333 --> 01:28:20,292 - Only a little more and we're done ... - Come on, girls, only a little more... 815 01:28:25,083 --> 01:28:28,208 Hey .... ! 816 01:28:28,583 --> 01:28:31,875 You pig ... ! Look at this one... ! 817 01:28:31,958 --> 01:28:35,542 Shameless, he's naked... 818 01:28:35,958 --> 01:28:39,583 - Get out of here, you fucker! - I am an idiot ... ! 819 01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:43,583 I am a shithead... ! 820 01:28:44,292 --> 01:28:48,083 Go away, you bastard... ! 821 01:28:48,083 --> 01:28:51,250 That is for Joshua! 822 01:29:16,792 --> 01:29:20,333 Why can't we live like the others? 823 01:29:24,083 --> 01:29:27,625 You mean, why not work? 824 01:29:28,000 --> 01:29:31,750 I want to stop! 825 01:29:32,792 --> 01:29:36,583 That is a bad life, Caleb, we're never in peace! 826 01:29:38,125 --> 01:29:41,833 Are you never tired of running ... ? 827 01:29:42,250 --> 01:29:46,083 You can not stop the wind in a bag and water in a basket! So says Baracuc! 828 01:29:53,625 --> 01:29:57,000 Okay, I'll try! 829 01:29:57,083 --> 01:30:00,542 Then let's go to Bethany! At my friend Marta's. 830 01:30:01,292 --> 01:30:05,167 There you can rest and think, ok? 831 01:30:05,375 --> 01:30:08,750 - Who is Marta? - Lazarus' sister! 832 01:30:09,417 --> 01:30:11,792 And I guess Lazarus is Martha's brother! 833 01:30:11,917 --> 01:30:15,167 - Good, how did you guess? - I tried ... ! I guessed... ! 834 01:30:15,792 --> 01:30:19,042 You need to stop that! 835 01:30:19,500 --> 01:30:23,083 - What? - Playing the magician, the prophet... 836 01:30:23,458 --> 01:30:26,875 Stop with all your tricks .... 837 01:30:28,500 --> 01:30:32,292 I don't understand, you like Jesus so much but you don't want me to be like him? 838 01:30:33,958 --> 01:30:37,375 I want to do that promise you'll stop thinking about Jesus. 839 01:30:37,458 --> 01:30:40,958 And you won't try to do the things he does! 840 01:30:41,542 --> 01:30:45,500 He is much better than me ... 841 01:30:45,917 --> 01:30:49,042 It is better for you not to have anything to do with him. 842 01:30:49,625 --> 01:30:52,708 Never ever! 843 01:30:53,458 --> 01:30:56,917 Do you know ... ! I can give him two, three good advice. 844 01:30:57,125 --> 01:31:00,458 - I can help him. - Enough ... ! 845 01:31:01,583 --> 01:31:04,833 Enough, Caleb! 846 01:31:09,000 --> 01:31:12,583 What are you doing? Are you crying? 847 01:31:14,083 --> 01:31:17,333 Don't cry! 848 01:31:17,333 --> 01:31:20,750 Okay, okay, I will retire... 849 01:31:22,208 --> 01:31:25,625 Alright... ? 850 01:31:25,708 --> 01:31:29,583 Jesus can do it alone! 851 01:31:29,625 --> 01:31:33,292 Are you happy? 852 01:32:00,792 --> 01:32:04,167 - Do you remember ? - Who lives from memory is already dead ... 853 01:32:04,167 --> 01:32:06,708 So says Baracuc! 854 01:32:06,750 --> 01:32:09,958 Stop it, you and your Baracuc have beend the death of me... 855 01:32:10,792 --> 01:32:14,292 I didn't manage to get you off me for a second, you leech! 856 01:32:14,417 --> 01:32:17,625 - Me? - Yes, you ... ! 857 01:32:18,125 --> 01:32:21,708 - Looks who's talking, the leeching thief! - Leeching thief, eh? 858 01:32:21,917 --> 01:32:25,417 - And you ... ? - Deborah ... ! 859 01:32:25,708 --> 01:32:29,208 - Dear Deborah! - Marta ... ! 860 01:32:29,208 --> 01:32:32,875 What happened? You're crying... 861 01:32:33,250 --> 01:32:36,917 Lazarus is very ill, we fear for his life! 862 01:33:01,000 --> 01:33:04,917 Let Jesus come here! 863 01:33:05,375 --> 01:33:09,667 - Shut up, Caleb! - I tell you why he's not coming! 864 01:33:12,250 --> 01:33:16,292 This time, no trick wouldn work. 865 01:33:16,500 --> 01:33:20,375 That one is really dead! 866 01:33:21,125 --> 01:33:25,167 I saw him myself and I am sure. 867 01:33:42,667 --> 01:33:46,625 Caleb, Caleb, Jesus is here! 868 01:33:47,250 --> 01:33:50,667 Everybody went to the tomb of Lazarus. Let us go as well! 869 01:33:51,250 --> 01:33:54,417 He came a little too late. 870 01:33:55,167 --> 01:33:58,625 Let's go! 871 01:34:20,083 --> 01:34:24,167 Look at that, he moved the stone that covers the grave! 872 01:34:28,292 --> 01:34:32,292 Lazarus, come out! 873 01:34:33,500 --> 01:34:37,375 He''s crazy! I helped bury the dead with my own hands. 874 01:34:37,958 --> 01:34:42,083 Lazarus is more dead than dead! 875 01:34:50,292 --> 01:34:54,000 Lazarus ... ! 876 01:34:54,792 --> 01:34:58,792 Lazarus has risen from the grave... ! 877 01:35:38,667 --> 01:35:42,833 It can't be him! Its not possible! 878 01:35:47,375 --> 01:35:50,125 No... ! 879 01:35:51,875 --> 01:35:55,333 It can't be true! 880 01:35:55,958 --> 01:35:59,125 No ... ! 881 01:36:10,042 --> 01:36:13,750 I've been looking for him for a few weeks. First, in Efreim desert... 882 01:36:14,667 --> 01:36:18,583 Then up and down in Galilee... 883 01:36:19,708 --> 01:36:23,583 He stayed far from towns and rarely showed himself. 884 01:36:24,625 --> 01:36:27,958 Always followed by his disciples. 885 01:36:28,583 --> 01:36:32,000 I know he stopped at Ghetsimani. 886 01:36:58,583 --> 01:37:03,083 Jesus ... ! Don't worry, I'm a friend! 887 01:37:03,333 --> 01:37:06,917 My name is Caleb! 888 01:37:09,250 --> 01:37:13,917 It's not important. I just want you to listen to me! 889 01:37:14,625 --> 01:37:18,708 I've been watching you for some time... 890 01:37:19,167 --> 01:37:22,792 I mean ... and I am also a professional. 891 01:37:23,333 --> 01:37:27,458 Your tricks are excellent. Even I haven't understood them. 892 01:37:28,333 --> 01:37:32,792 But I think that you lack ... 893 01:37:33,250 --> 01:37:36,917 practical purposes ... ! You're a zero at that ... ! 894 01:37:37,750 --> 01:37:42,042 No offence, but you made some mistakes. 895 01:37:43,458 --> 01:37:48,000 For example, getting into politics. I can't talk with the priests... 896 01:37:50,000 --> 01:37:54,167 And I am of Galilee, just like you. And I am condemned to death, too. 897 01:37:54,792 --> 01:37:58,458 It seems that we have the same destiny ... 898 01:37:59,083 --> 01:38:02,375 Let's get out of here together! 899 01:38:03,000 --> 01:38:07,542 I'll take you with me to Rome. We can not do much here ... 900 01:38:08,167 --> 01:38:12,333 Think about it, Rome ... ! I already made plans! 901 01:38:13,333 --> 01:38:17,458 You keep doing your tricks, but I'll manage you. 902 01:38:19,708 --> 01:38:24,042 Think about it! After all you've done, you're still a bum, cursed and persecuted ... 903 01:38:24,833 --> 01:38:28,292 Jesus ... ! 904 01:38:30,583 --> 01:38:33,917 Answer ... ! 905 01:38:34,292 --> 01:38:38,083 At least to educate me ... 906 01:38:41,083 --> 01:38:44,542 But, you''re full of blood ... ! 907 01:38:46,500 --> 01:38:50,875 God ... ! Sorry ... ! 908 01:38:52,583 --> 01:38:56,250 You are full of blood ... ! 909 01:39:24,625 --> 01:39:27,958 Caleb ... ! 910 01:39:28,250 --> 01:39:31,958 I came back for my money, what did you think? 911 01:39:32,583 --> 01:39:35,958 Let it not go to your head ... 912 01:39:48,958 --> 01:39:53,417 I want to buy a bed. Of cedar, with goat leather and fabric from the Levant. 913 01:39:53,708 --> 01:39:56,875 - And satin pillows! - Yes, ma'am. Satin pillows! 914 01:39:57,583 --> 01:40:01,542 In this way, we'll run out of money. 915 01:40:02,083 --> 01:40:05,375 Let them run out. If you do not spend it, is as if you don't have any. 916 01:40:06,000 --> 01:40:10,250 Baracuc says: Money that stays in the box are worth less than stones. 917 01:40:10,917 --> 01:40:14,167 You should have married Baracuc! 918 01:40:14,375 --> 01:40:17,542 Yes,but he doesn't have those lovely eyes and certain curves where I would like... 919 01:40:18,292 --> 01:40:21,583 - You like that? - It's him! 920 01:40:21,583 --> 01:40:25,250 - Be careful, Caleb! - Yes, it's him! 921 01:40:26,042 --> 01:40:29,708 You must arrest him. This man is a thief. He sold me a dead dog, but it was alive ... 922 01:40:29,750 --> 01:40:32,958 And he stole five shekels from me. 923 01:40:33,708 --> 01:40:37,083 Do you want five shekels ? I give them back with interest. 924 01:40:37,458 --> 01:40:40,875 This time, you go to jail. Get moving! 925 01:40:40,917 --> 01:40:43,958 - What will happen now? - Nothing ... ! Do not you worry! 926 01:40:44,625 --> 01:40:48,250 Buy the bed yourself. And don't forget the goat leather ... ! 927 01:40:48,875 --> 01:40:52,208 You know something, buy it from him! 928 01:40:53,125 --> 01:40:56,750 Be careful, don't let him cheat you! You know, these businessmen are all thieves! 929 01:40:58,208 --> 01:41:01,667 It couldn't be true... 930 01:41:02,542 --> 01:41:06,667 It was too beautiful... 931 01:41:11,333 --> 01:41:15,458 Women ... I have treated them for what they are... 932 01:41:16,375 --> 01:41:19,542 - Jewish, Phoenicians, Romans ... - You had a Roman woman? 933 01:41:20,333 --> 01:41:24,500 And what a Roman woman! I won't give names... 934 01:41:25,458 --> 01:41:28,417 I don't like to brag... 935 01:41:28,958 --> 01:41:33,667 And who would believe me I had the wife of Governor Ruffo? 936 01:41:33,792 --> 01:41:37,292 I met her when walking in Judea ... 937 01:41:37,333 --> 01:41:40,667 She wanted to take me to Rome .. 938 01:41:41,125 --> 01:41:44,500 But I don 't like people in high society ... I'm not used to them... 939 01:41:45,792 --> 01:41:50,375 I like the dust in out streets... 940 01:41:51,625 --> 01:41:54,958 - They arrested Jesus of Nazareth! - Jesus of Nazareth? 941 01:41:55,333 --> 01:41:58,792 Yes, the one who makes miracles! 942 01:41:58,792 --> 01:42:02,458 What miracles? Tricks ! 943 01:42:02,458 --> 01:42:05,708 - Even I know some of them ... - Did you know him? 944 01:42:06,417 --> 01:42:09,917 A great man, but it went to his head. 945 01:42:11,667 --> 01:42:15,500 He had great success, if only he'd have listened to me... 946 01:42:16,625 --> 01:42:20,667 I told him to quit... 947 01:42:21,333 --> 01:42:25,500 I told him not to quarrel with priests! But nothing... ! Stubborn... 948 01:42:26,292 --> 01:42:30,125 And now they arrested him. I do not want to and get the same fate as him... 949 01:42:30,458 --> 01:42:33,708 Now he will make another miracle, dying for us. 950 01:42:33,750 --> 01:42:37,208 It is said that to celebrate his death, they will release us all... 951 01:42:37,208 --> 01:42:41,125 - Are you sure, who told you? - Romans! 952 01:42:41,625 --> 01:42:45,417 Is it true that we will be release? 953 01:42:45,458 --> 01:42:48,917 If Pilate can convict Jesus to death, there will be an amnesty. 954 01:42:50,250 --> 01:42:54,083 I'm sorry for him. But as you Romans say: "mors tua, vita mea"! 955 01:42:55,542 --> 01:42:59,417 You must admit he had it coming. He stirred some spirits! 956 01:42:59,708 --> 01:43:03,292 He will be crucified along with two thieves. 957 01:43:03,333 --> 01:43:06,708 You are a thief, right? Maybe they'll pick you! 958 01:43:07,042 --> 01:43:11,167 Who, one of them ... ? Hahahaha! 959 01:43:24,125 --> 01:43:27,417 But they did choose me... 960 01:43:27,917 --> 01:43:31,167 I think this is the last journey I take... 961 01:43:31,250 --> 01:43:35,042 I am one of the two unfortunates who must die on the cross. 962 01:43:35,750 --> 01:43:39,625 All because of Jesus! 963 01:43:41,000 --> 01:43:44,875 Jesus ... ! 964 01:43:45,583 --> 01:43:49,750 At least I'm dying for my own sins... For stealing that scapegoat... 965 01:43:51,375 --> 01:43:55,208 I'm here to ... as they say ... Form the picture ... ! 966 01:43:56,125 --> 01:44:00,458 To make it look like Jesus is a common criminal... 967 01:44:01,250 --> 01:44:04,583 Not a man convicted because of his ideas ... 968 01:44:04,958 --> 01:44:08,417 For that, they will kill him along with two thieves... 969 01:44:09,042 --> 01:44:12,750 There were many in prison, but they had to choose me! 970 01:44:13,500 --> 01:44:17,125 I think I have something special, like a pumpkin in a field of melons ... 971 01:44:18,625 --> 01:44:23,042 You are a blasphemer... 972 01:45:30,208 --> 01:45:34,708 As you see, he found someone to carry the cross for him... 973 01:45:35,542 --> 01:45:39,583 Some people are born with the gift to be served... 974 01:46:22,083 --> 01:46:26,042 - Caleb ... ! - Deborah! 975 01:46:45,208 --> 01:46:49,125 Caleb ... ! 976 01:46:49,917 --> 01:46:54,125 I love you ... ! I love you, Caleb ... ! 977 01:46:56,000 --> 01:46:59,625 Don't be sorry for me ... ! It is true that I die young ... 978 01:47:00,542 --> 01:47:04,542 You even had my fate in your hands... 979 01:47:05,292 --> 01:47:08,833 It doesn't matter! I was always a free man ... 980 01:47:08,917 --> 01:47:11,000 Even in prison and even here on the cross ... 981 01:47:11,042 --> 01:47:15,000 I suffered from hunger, from thirst misery... 982 01:47:15,875 --> 01:47:20,542 They beat me... 983 01:47:25,542 --> 01:47:28,583 And I had a woman like you... ! 984 01:47:30,083 --> 01:47:34,750 I had fun. I wouldn't have been a good husband, Deborah! 985 01:48:19,792 --> 01:48:22,958 Aren't you the Christ? Chosen by God? 986 01:48:23,042 --> 01:48:26,458 If you're so good, why aren't you saving us from this torment? 987 01:48:26,542 --> 01:48:29,792 - Get off the cross! - Leave him alone! 988 01:48:29,875 --> 01:48:33,083 He has never done anything wrong! 989 01:48:35,500 --> 01:48:40,625 Caleb ... ! Today you will be with me... 990 01:48:41,542 --> 01:48:46,167 ...in the Kingdom of Heaven ... ! 991 01:48:46,583 --> 01:48:50,333 Thank you! But you go first! 992 01:49:05,625 --> 01:49:09,458 The End 80688

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