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Greetings to your highness

ministers, why are you so mad?

Queen mother, you first

your highness, dragon fighter lo han stole all the peaches...

From my peach tree for the cowherd's cows

not only that, he also conspired with magpie to arrange...

The cowherd & spinster maid rendezvous on the bridge

damn it! They've bred lots of children now

your highness, all along I've handled...

Lovers' relationships in the mortal world

who would have thought he'd mess it up,

such that the emperor woos a whore,

and a Princess elopes with a beggar

I reprimanded him gently,

he then stole my heavenly dog and braised it with bamboo shoot

now who might you be?

I'm god no. 2

your highness, my eye was also blinded by that bastard

this is just a substitute for heavenly dog

law and order must be enforced

this dragon fighter is outrageous

I hope your highness permits me to beat him up

god of fortune, stay calm

these are small matters.

He stole my book of destiny and messed it up

there hasn't been a death in 18 years

those undertakers are out of work,

and there's a centuries-old man

your highness, if you can't control him,

I'll bring up this up with the ninth heaven

and make a great fuss

guards, summon dragon fighter to the palace

yes

hey... not so hard

I'm taking a nap, brother

hey... everybody is here

what?

You're not dragon fighter, you're tiger fighter

it's just the same dragon and tiger are just the same

tiger fighter

yes, your highness

it doesn't concern you. Why are you here?

I represent dragon fighter to apologize to you all

you speak so loyally,

are you also a part of this?

Hey! What has it to do with me? I...

Do you think fairies can get away with everything?

Ai! Aiya...

Tiger fighter, you really are interfering,

yet you're a loyal friend.

I appreciate it

thanks...

Hey, as things stand,

just make an apology and leave

do you think you can leave just by saying sorry?

Who are you to interrupt our conversation?

God of hearth, each year-end... You seek advantage in the mortal world,

and speak ill of those families who gave you less

poke him - poke him

hey! You just did and still hurt, don't poke again

you, a petty lo han,

poke your nose in everybody's business

outrageous! You better compensate me

for the stolen peaches

queen mother, what's the big deal to share some to others?

What?

You must get fed up with peaches on your birthday each year

what?

Why not have a change and eat banana this year

what?

What?

Tell me frankly if you're still angry

don't have your dog howl for you

don't think just because he has spots

I can sock all the same I'm telling you

who's next?

Who's next?

You will do

you moon match-maker,

you fool humans with several red strings

take for instance the butterfly lovers,

why not tie them together?

Instead you brought them a tragic ending,

what have they done to you to deserve this?

You're old, you should retire...

Before you make a mess who knows you may make wacky matches...

Say like a man with a man, a woman with a woman,

or even a man with a pig, a roach with a cow

worst of all would be a lotus root with a rock - yes

poke him

king of Hades, are you standing up for him?

Poke him

your hand...

Why there's a woman in the mortal world who bore 16 daughters...

And was denied a boy? Why?

Consequently she jumped into sea to kill herself

even in hell, he accused her of innocent death,

flung her into a frying pan

and fried her to a crisp

do you think there's justice?

Lung... dragon fighter...

Fainting is no use.

People's fate is predestined

there's nothing wrong about it

so you shouldn't make trouble here

- we're only carrying out orders - Your highness...

Carrying out orders?

Who dares to say it must be right?

A saying goes, 'there are other heavens'

your highness, if your rules...

Were known by bodhisattva in the ninth heaven,

she'll think this is the joke of a moron

this is out of line

your highness, fairies,

reckon dragon fighter lo han is just too rampant

I think, for everybody's advantage,

please allow me to fight him one on one

- haha... - Shut up! You better shut up

- I want to fight him one on one - Don't kill him

I'll not show him mercy

I won't let you go

scare me

listen! Even if there's a loophole in the laws of heaven,

there must be one that convicts you

escort them to the mortal world

and make them a pig and a dog

no transmigration for them in 10 lifetimes

wait

what is it?

Is your word final?

Sure

I say you'll be a roach, let's go together

escort them down

what?

Wait! Don't...

Greetings to goddess

heavenly highness, each one of us has been a fairy...

For at least ten or thousands of years

worldly affairs to us...

Are distant and trivial

the mess dragon fighter lo han has caused today

might be an opportunity

why not use it to understand the mortal world?

To see if humans are still dumb and ignorant,

or they have progressed?

Goddess of mercy speaks well

what a relief...

Goddess,

this kid offends a superior...

Under the pretext of fighting injustice

stop speaking nonsense, king of Hades

matters will be taken care of by the goddess

dragon fighter, what's your purpose of doing this?

I want these fairies to get off their high horses,

and experience the mortal world

humans only live for a few decades,

and they shouldn't be condemned for a mistake or two

because, according to my opinion,

regardless of how ignorant and dumb they are,

how evil and deserving of death,

they are after all... after all...

After what...

Go on

I mean... after all...

Subject to sympathy and love

right, dragon fighter?

Yes, that's it

let's begin with you, going down to the mortal world

to experience it. Alright?

In fact that's what I intend to do

how are you going to prove it?

We've chosen 3 people

with predestined fates

one will be a beggar for 9 lives

one a prostitute for 9 lives,

and one a villain for 9 lives

dragon fighter,

if you can change their fates,

then you win

since you despise gods, alright,

you'll go as a layman...

And not allow to use magic

no magic?

That's right, dragon fighter

use your sincerity to reform them

okay, I'll not fail you

wait for me

I'll give you 3 days

thanks

but two and a half days will do

you don't have to listen

but if you don't act accordingly,

don't expect to return to heaven

firstly, unless you have the official permit,

you can't enter heaven

secondly, you can't take magic powers with you

ah lung... lung

bon voyage

same to you

good brothers

good brothers

what else do you have for me?

You're dead

you can't fight and can't use magic

you're bound to die in the mortal world

thanks

- don't mention it - Dragon fighter,

you won't die

when you re-incarnated in the mortal world,

a golden body has been left behind

once you find and combine with it,

you can preserve your physical body,

and transmigrate between the mortal and spiritual worlds

besides, with it you can return to heaven too

splendid

this journey will be filled with danger

I'll present you with a fan of wishes...

Which can only be used 3 times daily

a crack will arise after each use

after 3 times, you'll have to wait till the next day

when the cracks vanish

a mere 3 times a day, that's pathetic

it's better than nothing

this fan can't change life and death

nor manipulate freewill

it's just a sleight of hand,

but laymen are often bewitched by what they see

so it would serve you well

thank you, goddess

be careful and don't go astray

I understand

hey... goddess does care much about you

you'd be in deep shit without this fan

- yes... - Go down

hey... dragon fighter

hey, you kick him down on purpose

he hasn't got the fan yet

heavenly highness has set the deadline

hey, what's heavenly highness ordered?

Hey, have you no sense of responsibility?

Hey, what are you doing here?

Change of shift

good! Let's go down and pass the fan to dragon fighter

hey... you don't have approval, and you have no magical powers in the mortal world

laymen can't see you

that's why I want you to join me

besides heavenly highness,

only you can come and go as you please

no, this is against heavenly rules

forget about the rules.

Just fly once we'll be back soon. Let's go

I'm not going

you've eaten the heavenly dog cooked by dragon fighter that day

you've 2 bites of the queen mother's peaches too

that day while the ninth heaven fairy's maids were taking a bath,

you bastard...

Peeped

hey... stop it! Don't expose it

creep!

You won't yield without threats

come back early

you are sacred, aren't you?

It's not good to let others know

The eighteen lo hans are on both sides

dragon and tiger fighters are on this side

to ask for a son,

you need to pray to goddess of mercy

goddess of mercy,

do bless me with a son

hope goddess'll show her power, otherwise...

I'll be forty next year

[, li mau cheun, have been honest

as an envoy all these years

with a clear conscience, we don't need to make demands for it

yes, just because you are honest,

heaven will not destine us to be without descendants

master

master

the eighteen lo hans are on both sides

dragon and tiger fighters on this side

to ask for a son...

- Master, you said just now - Goodbye...

We haven't prayed to the gods yet

pray...

Dragon fighter lo han?

Master, we want...

I remember. You want a son, right?

No problem

hasn't been a delivery even after 18 months' pregnancy

don't worry, madam

master, madam, look

- where did you pluck it? - Over there

- master, why? - Master, madam

whenever a noble is born,

ling tze plant will appear

from the way things look,

our future young master

must be a dignitary

the house is now full of mushrooms

madam, this child...

Tell him yourself, he's coming out

Congratulations, master! Madam has given birth

a son or a daughter?

- A son! Congratulations, master - Congratulations, master...

Hey... why have we landed here?

The main street

main street? Damn you

I asked you to take me to dragon fighter's birthplace

just a few streets further

how could you landed on the wrong place

who asked you to rock so much

where's our son?

I don't know either

aiya... damn... it's really painful... Really...

Damn, everyone got diarrhea

after eating at that restaurant

damn it - damn it

could we please use your manure pit?

It's urgent - yes...

We only have two

help yourself

I can't hold on

- so graceless - They run so swiftly

I can hardly hold on

so this is the right place?

Dragon fighter

brother, I waited for ages, brother

not my fault!

This bastard misled me

never mind, take your fan, here...

- Quick and give them to me - Hey... lung...

What took you ages to buy 2 crickets?

- I hand-picked two that fight best - Brag

lung... oh god! He can't see me

he is a layman now.

To contact him,

you must re-incarnate and become human

he's now grown; Too late for re-incarnation I guess

a day in heaven is ten years in the mortal world

don't worry! I'll blow you up

blow me up?

But you'll lose your magic powers

after blowing up,

and you'll become a moron when back to heaven

then it'll be no use contacting him

if I become a moron

when the moon is clouded,

the surveillance in heaven is the weakest, understand?

You could secretly steal back your magical powers then

why such a soft voice?

Nobody will hear us

big tummy. This one will do

I'll take this one

be nimble

I'm going to re-incarnate

so comfortable. Your turn

coming

hey... don't go away

don't let go even a granny

make my tummy so big

it's tough! Hey... your tummy?

Shit! I've forgotten the fan

fix it

coming...

So she's giving birth

let's get prepared and help them

darling, a son or a daughter?

It's a fan - what?

Ah

- What? - Delivered... I've delivered

you've delivered... come...

Put this belly-band on. My son sau yun...

Wore it when he was a child

it would just fit him now

blow you up now

what?

One more time - what

what?

Done

demon, run quickly...

Is this some demon or what?

Nonsense! He's just playing magic tricks

do you know how to perform magic?

Master, how about report it to the magistracy?

What for? I'm a magistrate

let him stay. Look how cute he is

he should be a nice baby to take care of

they may return to take the kid back some day

kid?

Beat...

Who are you? Speak up

you must know some magic c'mon, teach me

- milk... - Stop playing dumb

go and get milk from that lady.

Go over

let's see how long you can pretend

milk... no... no milk

he's really a retarded. He's not pretending

you two conspired to make fun of my wife?

Satisfied yet?

Go to hell

go on, run - brother...

Chop you up

master, your pay might not be adequate to sustain him

I'll need to get a part-time job

there's an orphanage near our home

I, li mau cheun, won't do such thing

he's much wiser now,

though a big eater

I've also taught him a lot

he'll soon be able to support himself

look

greet me

abalone

abalone comes in pieces. Call me brother

greet her

little brother

nonsense! Brother comes in strips

try again

he's too small to remember

bakbak

now he said it right

clean white white

it's affinity. Let's just do our best

just play with him for a little while I need to revise some documents

I must rush my embroidery as well

Tiger fighter lo han transfigures

ah lung... where're you?

Brother, we're running out of time

listen, you're a fairy

you don't know...

Because your head's cover is not yet opened

remember, hold out your head when it thunders

let the thunder split up the cover,

then you'll revive your memory

who's making all that noise there?

Can't even pee in all that chaos

count the bugs

the bugs fly

hurray...

So noisy? Must have wet your pants, let me see

fan...

- Keep toying with that lousy fan, really... - Fan...

He's hopeless, poor thing

fan...

Not this one

doctor, please see

- if he can be treated? - Milk...

No - milk...

I see,

just asking, thanks - milk...

Master

wong dai fu's having trouble at home,

they're moving him over here

really? Go quickly then

- doctor, also... - Milk...

You bitch! Don't point at me

holy cow!

- Streaking in the street - So what?

Never seen before?

Move the whole bed out

a stroke

- see when it'll be your turn - What?

- Yes, I cursed you. Crazy - Just say so

so what

have you no shame, bitch?

Doing such an immoral thing in broad daylight

how shameful

hey, will get double pay in daylight, don't you know?

Crazy! Consider yourselves lucky

to watch this for free

hey, why are we stopping? Hey, I'm in a hurry

luckily it wasn't me,

- or I'll suffer - That guy is so unlucky

do you like it? Come and have a look

who did it?

I did

lady, be a bit more decent

I don't have decent

I only have a navel.

Come and visit us at yi heung brothel

shameless, you'll be struck by thunder

hey guys, come and visit me when you have time

what I just said came true! A real thunder

heaven has eyes. Strike her

missed by a mile. Over there

aim better. Try again

- Are you ok... - Alright...

Are you alright...

Dragon fighter has re-incarnated in the mortal world to save people

milk...

Tiger fighter

- milk - Take her to dip in a pig cage

you became this just for helping me

you're such a loyal friend

black

- don't... - Streaking in the street

- a prostitute for 9 lives? - Scum! Really cheap

- take her to dip in a pig cage - Don't

you're all women, why fight against each other?

She's a whore

a whore...

Could be patriotic

right

thanks

I'll come back to you very soon

hey, what's your name?

A name is just a label so makes no difference

up to you

big brother

she's calling you. Let's go

milk

get going

milk

go now - milk

milk...

It's here

Brother, I waited for you for a long time

who are you, sir?

God of earth

I don't blame you. Your yun San has not returned

don't be frightened! You'll be fine once you get back your golden body

also, your golden body...

Is sought by both bureaucracy and the underworld

the most people came last month

are you god of earth or local mob?

The golden body is here

Totally understand! The golden body is me and I am the golden body

no point telling me, tell them instead

yes

your heads have been exchanged

really?

Change back first

what is it?

A wooden fish

fish

is this possible?

Please spare some time and listen to me

I don't know you

thirteenth life cycles ago,

I was a monk in this temple

then by the eighth life cycles, I became an Abbot

I was the golden body right there the sing ging Abbot before passed away

I then ascended heaven and became a fairy follow me

guess what happened afterwards?

The fairy became dragon fighter lo han

that's me

follow me

I came down on a mission

as regards what the mission is, you need not know

you are at best a common person

however, considering the length of your service,

you've accumulated some worthiness so I'll give you some face...

And address you as master in front of your pupils

should give you due respect

go get me some clothes to change

master, he is mad

so am I

I admire him on sight.

Bring me the clothes - yes

you're lovely

you've eaten all of it so quickly?

There's a bigger one outside

this is made of steel and can't be eaten

eat the drum behind

I beg you not to bite, please

master

give me a priest name as in the normal procedure

you are so mad, I'll call you mad monk

very good

help! Don't chase me...

A beggar for 9 lives?

Don't

horrible! Really horrible

what? Yun ba tin

hide quickly

hey, yun is here!

Hide in my home, quick

hey, god of earth

a villain of 9 lives?

Save my time

help

I told you not to let me see you

a mere sight of you makes me so mad

I don't want you to see me either. Keep away

I wanted to avoid you, but couldn't

you can hit my head,

not the back

Run? I'll burn down the temple,

see if you can get away

I'll burn you stinky monk too

I want to burn you, how dare you blow out my fire?

You...

Does it hurt?

Now you know the agony of being bullied

lay down the sword and be a Buddha

don't be mad! Give you a kiss

take my advice and be a new person

good boy

impossible...

Think over indoors.

I'll come to you soon

don't be a beggar anymore. Go home with me

what a horrible monster

what are you afraid of?

No, I'm not going

get going

Brother. Milk... brother. Milk.

- Son, what happened to you? - Bakbak

I changed my hairstyle. Not bad, right?

What happened to the house?

Sau yun, why mess with a character like yun ba tin?

Bakbak

clean white white

li sau yun, I vow to kill your whole family

signed by yun ba tin

master..., they killed all the poultries,

even rats and roaches

also include a pregnant roach, so cruel

luckily you went to the temple with master and madam

found out my background so soon. Great!

Unfortunately I'm not li sau yun anymore

his calligraphy is good, couldn't tell from appearance

he even put down the date,

such an organized person

son, look at the mess here,

yet you're still concerned with such matters

master...

Your dad won't make it

natural death is his good fortune. Let me see,

he'll be an emperor in his next life. Good for him

sau yun..., are you crazy?

Bingo, my new name is mad monk

heaven, what has our family done wrong?

Yes, if you've done nothing wrong,

you should die with him

madam...

Give her some musk to smell, hurry

don't move

master and madam are fine, you shouldn't fiddle

they're destined to become butterfly lover,

and they always die together

they'll continue their romance in the next life

how admirable

young master, what should we do then?

It's an auspicious affair, get a chicken to celebrate

and you, get an undertaker to give them a lift

go... hurry...

Let's go quickly

you can't go yet - what?

But you can sleep for a while

aiya...

Fan...

Good duckling... you two've lots of kids,

why not give me one to fill my stomach

if you don't shake your head when I count to 3,

that means you consent

1, 2, 3

aiya - outrageous

you again?

Sunk deep to a duck thief?

You keep away! Keep away...

I got the couple's consent

did you ask?

Did he ask you?

No...

What? Duck can speak too?

What more do you have to say?

Stop pulling me...

His mother must've seduced a parrot that's why he could speak

his mother has seduced a parrot?

That's totally up to his mother

who asked you to meddle in it? I tell you,

we must've self-respect as a human

if you want to eat them, you must get their consent first

who would consent to being eaten?

Damn

I want to eat you now whoever is willing can come with me

So great

worth to greet me as master?

Master, what can I do for you? Just let me know

it's late, you should sleep

master, I am like a pig. I only sleep in daylight

dai jung, your dad is here for you

you mom finds you. My dad died a long time ago

have a look

dad, how are you?

Won't you listen to dad?

Yes

then I advise you in dad's name,

never go begging again with your bowl

dad, I've long yearned for this

I want to get a bigger bowl to beg

outrageous

just now my dad came to see me

enough, go in and take a rest

may throw out by the waiter

lots of gold

carry them

then you won't be thrown out

sir, this way please

get out, you stinking monk

sir, this way please

have a seat. I'll get some nice tea for you

what would you like to eat? Tell them

I want chicken butts

damn your ass!

You have money now,

you should order sharks' fins to rinse your mouth

yes, right

order then

hey, I dare not. You order for me

you lack confidence even in this,

how are you going to be successful?

Summon your courage

give me 2 days to consider

making fun of me? Speak

I want...

Louder, I want everyone to hear it

give me a bowl of butts...

Not butts, sharks' fins

don't force me...

Don't be silly! Why would I do that?

Just say it and everything will be alright

do as I say

but I really want to eat chicken butts

damn it! Fought back!

I insist you to say...

Give me a bowl of sharks' fins to rinse my mouth. Say it

give me a bowl of sharks' fins to rinse my mouth...

You bastard

yummy - outrageous

dai jung, I won't talk any more nonsense

look

this is my real self, dragon fighter lo han

ghost

stop screaming! A ghost is not like this

it's like this

have you really passed out?

Who's hitting my mouth?

Disguised yourself in white top,

and hanged two sausages on your mouth

just to scare a beggar?

You're a beast!

Go to hell...

Stop it - don't stop me

let's go

- go to hell - Don't be impetuous

let's go - don't be mad

- for such nuts, you've to beat him to dead - Let's go

people nowadays aren't frightened of ghosts

dai jung

don't you understand now?

Are you really a fairy?

100%

if you have any wishes, just let me know,

I can fulfill for you. Tell me

I want you to take me to heaven

what a fantastic wish

I don't want to beg over here...

Any more

at last I see you have pride

I want to be...

A god of beggar

outrageous...

There'll be morning orisons tomorrow,

let's rest early

master, what to do with the beggar outside?

Buddha is merciful and the temple is to serve people

let him stay outside for one night

milk...

Hurry! Take them all inside

hey, you get the stuff

milk... fish... ya... fish...

Walk faster

brother... milk...

Bad boy, bearing a piece of bbq pork is better than having you

bbq pork?

No...

Bbq pork...

I'm stunk! Don't eat me

Tiger fighter lo han transfigures

insulting me?

You scared the piss out of me

unicorn, why look so miserable?

I dressed up to hide my identity,

so I can come down to inform you

what's up?

Heaven knew you've come down to the mortal world,

so they sent down god of plague to spread disease everywhere

you'll bear the consequence of

the casualties caused

for the evil done, by that time,

you may be demoted 3 grades

wake up again, tiger fighter

dragon fighter, this is not my fault

though it might not be,

you know how it's like with the fools up there

it matters little if one is downgraded,

but to harm so many lives,

it's really a big trouble

that's right...

What rule is that?

Tell me, who ordered to spread the plague?

A high directive

damn it

hey, which department?

Tell us,

we promise not to accuse you

the recreation department

what? They are responsible for travels though

they are linked to the accounts department

the accounts department pays salaries only - yes

that's right

the trouble is accounts and

advertising department are brothers,

then publicity department...

Ignore him and welfare department...

Hey, ah lung,

- I'm going up now - Have to show respect to each other

- take care - Also publishing department...

Claimed that we're brothers...

Apologize to see if there's any remedy

- be careful - Health department... they...

Let's go! Genital in short they screw up together...

This is most disastrous... do you agree?

Over a hundred died in one night

an evil spirit must be behind this

Damn beggar,

why not die yet for having so many sores

wow - what?

Yours is worse

shit...

Sores... I've sores...

I've big sores... I'm finished...

Don't worry, more sores still won't kill you

dragon fighter...

The supreme of monkey king is here

I know there's a plague here,

so I negotiated with heavenly emperor

he told you to raise 1000 taels.

I'll perform a ceremony...

To avert the disaster

doing this ceremony

may shorten 10 years of my life

spreading misleading fallacies, you're disturbing my sleep

why you...

What... I do this for saving people's lives

I don't mind even if my life is shortened for ten years

still talking?

It's a big sacrifice, you know?

How big is the sacrifice?

There's one more mole...

Yes... yes what?

Again! Let me stick your ass to your mouth

- three times a day, - There's one way

lucky you - to save your life,

get someone to sacrifice to gods

who...

One to whom life means nothing

where to find...

You can find many at yi heung brothel

yes...

Let's go...

Boss

- those lousy men come so early? - Yes...

- What if they won't agree? - Goin...

This concerns the safety of the whole city, they have no choice

let's go in together. Chief, you go first

- What happened? - Go...

Freeze! What's the matter?

Master tin, you know, the plague has killed a lot of people

what has it to do with my yi heung brothel?

They want to get some girls as sacrifice

why don't you send your mother?

That's right you told me you hated your wife last night

why don't you send her?

Master tin, I know it's a hard decision for you

why? They are all mine

their lives are in my hands

right?

That's right...

Take those ones who nobody wants

I can save some cost

no need for so many, one is more than enough

- come and form a circle... - So bad...

- Hurry... quick! Come... - Outrageous...

Hunchback, lie down

Whoever his toe points to, will be the one

- turn... - So scary...

You're cheating

not me...

Take her away

not me! You've seen it

get going - take her away

remember what you said to me yesterday?

I said you charged a high price. Move

cut the crap, take her away

you dare create trouble here?

No! No... not me...

Hey, how should the sacrifice be offered?

Braise

- it'll take a long time then - Not me...

Leave the left leg for me I'll take a rest

clean her up and get changed. Go

no...

She's so beautiful. What a waste to burn her?

Find a way to save her

to help only the pretty one?

If so, I won't save you then

your... your fan has to wait until dawn for its power to return?

Rather than wait until dawn,

better off to wait till my powers are gone

go

You'll understand once I explain to you

no need. I don't understand anyway

just do as I say

the auspicious time has come

wait! How you know that

burning her will stop the plague?

- Heavenly highness told me in a dream - Oh...

Queen mother told me to burn...

- Your mother in a dream - It can't be...

And if I scold you three times,

the two moles on your face will disappear

you are crazy, go away

[t's time, scold him

I dare not

bastard, bastard, bastard

it really works...

Look at his face, more divine than god

everyone, he has made an agreement with queen mother,

there'll be no more plague

release her now

what if there'll be plague again after she is released?

Right...

What to do? Tell me...

None of my business! Don't! I don't know

can't release her

however, if the plague still persists after she's burnt to death

I'll burn you all

hear that? Release her now

the fire is so fierce. How to release?

Bring some water to put it out

the well nearby is blocked. Where can we find water?

Any kind of water will do

got it

You're so bold, you don't even flinch

it's just saliva, no need to be scared

Thank you

my pleasure

Take a rest

don't go

don't worry, they won't burn you again

those lousy men were nice to me when in bed

why did they want to burn me to death?

It's simple those men who come to you,

treat you like a shit bowl

they feel comfortable when sitting on it,

but they're not emotionally tied to it

what do you mean?

That is... to say never be a shit bowl anymore get it?

Yes

what are you doing?

I want to repay you

don't! Your whorish nature is incorrigible

it's free

big brother, you don't charge,

but I do

worse than a shit bowl

what else can you do besides lying down for money?

You can do it upside down? No way...

I don't mean that

what I mean is can you find another job...

Like selling bean curd?

Should I put the stall at the door or beside the bed?

Master... I got half piece of preserved bean curd

smells good, any for me?

Keep the bean curd for yourself

oh no, finish the sauce too

it's a foreign dog, not much taste

there's one left. Try and I'll know

this dog has bitten two people to death before

eating it means I'm honoring its dead spirit

you're not qualified yet to eat it

not really, master.

Your pupil is very hungry

Be kind enough to leave me at least a piece of bone

please... be kind... please...

Go away

be kind! Hey! Why not? Hey

don't play! I know you haven't swallowed it

you bastard,

how come you ain't that persist apart from begging?

Help... c'mon...

I need to get the rack.

Remember to get back your underpants

get it

why took so long? It's my turn

come

yuk

it's you

you aren't listening to me and get even worse now

you have no self-respect at all

I've done as you told me

you are simply Hawking yourself in the street

how dare you say you're doing as I said

wrong! I'm selling bean curd...

Really?

Hurry up, are you doing business or not?

We agreed to do once for buying a bowl of bean curd

no? Give me back the money...

No... I'll do it... coming...

Thanks for your advice

my business is good now

she's willing to change, just in the wrong way

dai jung, follow me

hey... help... please do me a favor

don't mention

my Nick name here. Thanks

what did I call you?

Beggar dai jung

is your name beggar dai jung?

Your name is chow yat cheung... Go to hell...

Don't beat me...

If you want to beat me, let's go to the back alley

beat freely. Siu yuk will see us here

I'll show you the way

so your pride will only appear

in the presence of siu yuk

I got it

got it

who says they have no remedy? They all have remedy

listen, fairies above, I'll surely win

I won't marry any man except him in this world

You're naughty, you peeping-Tom

bad boy, I forbid you to say this

this is the style

a decent girl should be like this

not hurt? I know it's a dream

or else this couldn't have happened

you can

what's it? So ugly...

Look

so beautiful...

Yuk, since a caterpillar can become a butterfly,

a chicken... can also become a Phoenix

I want to be a Phoenix, can I?

A Phoenix?

Lord, you have good foresight

that monk has done all that you anticipated

if you need anything, just tell me

call a whore? Maybe another day

I have no time

I can push you, but you push me back... Come here

don't hit me

you've gone to the toilet, and you don't need a bath

what else do you need to do?

But calling a whore... I don't know how

siu yuk is waiting for her lover upstairs

who is it?

His name is... chow yat cheung

me?

A good-looking and presentable man

Yeah...

Dai jung, you must remember to leave on the 1st watch

otherwise, gold will turn back to dog shit,

and the sores will emerge again

it'd be bad to scare people away

Do you have any familiar lady in mind?

Siu yuk

she is having her period

her period has just ended

she's only a temporary lodger here, not taking any client

never mind,

she sometimes makes guest appearances

sir, follow me

Siu yuk

call me Phoenix

sir, how about I order the kitchen to cook

some dishes for you?

What would you like?

A plate of chicken butts would be nice

anything wrong?

You're an epicure

What do you do?

I'm a beggar - what?

So it's you

why would 1? When I see you it's like seeing that guy

where's that guy?

That guy asked me to come

why he asked you to come?

That guy asks me here to...

Buy bean curd

you're so naughty

Good! I'll fix you too

With the possession of Shaolin patriarch dhama, in a lamp's time,

there's no reason I can't fix you

halt

sock him

yes

What happened... look... what happened?

Really powerful

patriarch dhama?

Are you scared?

You are deep in sin

consider this as doing charity,

I'll take you back to be a monk

damn you

I'll beat you till you come with me

joking... a rattan cane

look down on me?

Scared now?

I'm tired

go...

See where you can run to?

Damn it! Never listen

- Reconciled to defeat yet? - Reconciled to the hell of you

So, that guy is a fairy?

I thought you knew

sorry for troubling you

never mind. I enjoy it...

How many?

For a situation like this, two will suffice

remember to tell that guy I'll sell soy milk

as well tomorrow

really?

Do you think he'll like it salty or sweet?

Salty

best to add some preserved savory vegetables

even better with sesame seeds

lo han soy milk

he likes dog meat

dog meat lo han soy milk

yeah...

Siu yuk's unbeatable soy milk

yeah...

I've come for a whore

As matters stand, I have to fight violence with violence

iron head

I only want you to be a monk, not go to hell

be good and come with me now

You're simply incorrigible

ok... forget about being a monk

just refrain from killing people, okay?

Damn! Are you a human being or a beast?

Do you like me?

I do

but, make it next life

this life, I've to marry that guy

you're right. I found my self-respect

after knowing him too

Ok, you're on the upside tonight

let's compromise! If you back off

and leave siu yuk alone tonight,

we'll settle our score later

If I hadn't changed to patriarch dhama, I'd have been killed by you

you bastard

can't bear with it anymore

Buddha is merciful! Good luck

Shit! Dai jung, it's time

is someone selling rice dumplings?

That stand's there every day.

Never mind it - ok

magic is over! Let's go

shit! Time is up

aiya... I changed back to a beggar

why shout? You are in fact a beggar

I have to go

hey, are we good friends?

Why haven't you come down yet... You really...

Hey man

have you seen someone with a big beard?

Yes, he seems over there in the toilet

after him

halt

man, you look familiar

heroes, you're mistaken

Outrageous!

I warned you not to let me see you

don't...

Sponge as well?

No, I didn't

I have money

shit! The gold changed...

Don't beat him! He's not a sponger

he's my boyfriend

that cheap? You even want one with sores?

Look

big brother, I told you it wasn't me

you still deny it?

Don't be mad! Maybe it's just likeness

you're pretending

do I look like that moustached Singh?

Maybe you shaved it off?

Who could do it so quickly?

You're siding with a stranger

I talk sense

go to hell

see! You've hurt someone

what? Getting mad?

What? Should I stand here and let you hit me?

What? You dare disobey what the big brother tells you to do?

What? A big one bullies a small one?

- I've endured for a long time. - Go to hell

don't beat my big brother! Go away

damn it! Again! Don't... hey...

Don't

help

don't, master

let her go please, master

Siu yuk...

Help

big head

dai jung

why didn't you knock?

Sorry, I got the wrong place

close the door

have a banana

sorry...

Master...

What's taken you so long? Wanna die?

Things changed back to original! Let's go

master, I can't move

What? Yun ba tin

Go to hell, beggar dai jung

don't call me dai jung

call me chow yat cheung

Dai jung

you've made us suffer a lot

dai jung... you can't die!

You must hang on

dai jung... you can't die! Dai jung

you've no more magical powers?

Tomorrow, I'll show you tomorrow

Kill you, son of the bitch

- turn his face over - Turn his face

look

Open his eyes

Master tin said to let you go, but be careful in future

what a show it was just now you didn't even blink

frankly... it was fascinating

yes

you'll surely die this time

god of earth

god of earth, where are you? Come out quickly

hey... I'm here. Why shouting so loud?

How can I save dai jung?

A man's fate is pre-determined one can't change heaven's rules

but he has suffered an innocent death because of me

I've to bring him back no matter what

help me to think some ways

an innocent death means going to hell

king of Hades is strict

but...

Speak up

before entering the city of innocent deaths,

there's an area governed by evil god hak lo sat

he admits stray spirits

anyone in his hands never gets reincarnated

but you may talk it over with him

bring me down to him quickly

hey... I'm only a junior god and thus not eligible to go down

unlike you, you've a golden body for protection

which makes you invulnerable

I'll go and get back the golden body now

hey... don't make fun of the golden body

I must do what's necessary

What're you doing? Let go

master said this golden body cannot leave the temple

what if it does?

- I don't know - Then that means it's okay

let me borrow it, I'll pay you lots of interest

no - for just one night

no - one hour

no - ok, then a cross

what cross?

Hey man, halt

stand still

what's the matter?

Let him go

are you the Buddha?

No

Damn

Man, you're so rude. Let me tell you

I'm friends with the Buddha

I'll retrieve this person's spirit on his behalf,

understand?

How dare you? Stop

stop

Rubbish! Ask sakyamuni to see me

don't go...

In fact, I'm not on good terms with Buddha

I didn't know you and he had a grudge

I'll take you for big brother

since you've so many men under you, having one more doesn't make a difference

this one... treat this as a gift to me

what's in it for me?

What's in it?

How about... I'll pedicure for you, the nails are so long,

okay?

Damn! Unless you exchange it with your golden body

golden body? I can't give it to you

besides, you've no use for it

just as a display

bastard, you're going too far

okay, exchange

dai jung, I must bring you back by any means

don't worry

put down your golden body

You promised to exchange with me

why have you taken his spirit?

I'm a baddie

Stinking monk, why appeared so sudden

damn, I'm back

if you don't like it, you can go back down

how could I go down without the golden body?

What a pity!

He's even cheated me out of my golden body

dai jung...

Dai jung...

Dai jung...

Lord, I'll do as you instruct me

and help accomplish your mission

Hey... don't be like that?

Hey... brothers...

Won't give me a face?

I'm in charge here

I told you not to do this

what's the matter?

As you have consorted with evil spirits,

the fairies inside said...

They don't want to be with you

they've all gone these just returned to get their luggage

sorry, for my life-long emoluments,

I have to follow them... goodbye

What's happening? Where's the stuff?

Mad monk, where's the golden body?

Oh no! You've caused a big trouble

on no! Even god of earth is gone.

We're in deep shit now

oh no...

Master, where are you going?

Mad monk, as I told you,

the golden body cannot leave the temple

now you've caused anger among men and gods

how can I bear this responsibility?

Master, leave quickly

a thunder may split the temple

- You blame me too? - Let's go... even the goddess are down.

Go...

Back to original form

You really leave me no way out?

Siu yuk, I heard you were messed up by master tin last night

is that true?

Ignoring us! What's so special?

You're rotten. We'll look for siu hung

wait

what's the matter, miss siu yuk?

If 1 don't charge you money, would you take me?

Yes, do it now

me too

hey... she asked me first

- me first... - Me first...

Who says it's your turn?

- Me first... - Me first...

Tell me, what will make you happy?

Marrying you

you're naughty

marrying you

if I marry you, will you stop being a whore?

Yes

really?

Yes

we'll marry then

I am dragon fighter lo han, priest name mad monk

I'll take bak siu yuk as my wife today

whatever comes in this life or came in the past life,

I'll not regret it

Even I've been pillowed

and kissed by thousands of people,

you still...

Never mind, I can take it

yeah...

You really love me?

I love you very much

how deep is your love?

As deep as I love beggar dai jung

beggar dai jung?

Who do you love more?

The same

scare me! I thought you loved him more

no... the same

yeah...

Why are you not happy?

No... yeah...

Great... let's worship the ancestors

good... go...

- We must be quick... - Then we'll have kids

I'm afraid there's not enough time

why?

If we fairies join earthlings in marriage,

heavens will punish me

I'll gradually turn into a log

don't say that...

Your foot

It's changing

bloody punk, are you making fun of me?

Hey... let's not talk about this now

let's carry on with the worship

why should I marry a piece of wood?

You take me for a fool?

It's alright... as long as you don't back out on your promise

marry yourself

I vowed

it's your vow

I don't care if you marry me or not

you promised you won't be a whore anymore

that's none of your business now

bloody punk... are you playing a joke on me?

Yes, I am

do you think fairy can get away with everything?

You've no feelings for me

you thought I don't know?

I know everything

A total loss this time

I've nothing now. Really, nothing at all

since you don't love me,

I don't want love ever again in this life

don't...

I don't want love again in this life

I don't want love again in this life

Help...

Help...

Killing you will just make enough blood

from 77491 people

Lord, I'll immerse with the golden body of mad monk

even if he find here, his kung fu would be gone

Here at last? But it's no use anymore

you're like a dead dog

gods appear

Lo han on top

heaven soldiers reinforce

Get that bastard for me

Villain of 9 lives, let's see which of us is tougher?

You can't kill me

really?

See which of us is tougher...

I'll kill you...

Dragon fighter, we came to terms with heaven

if you admit losing and downgrade three levels,

you can be a fairy again

time is running out, go back quickly

let me get rid of him first

hurry

bastard, had I killed you

many lives would have been spared

the skin of hak lo sat?

Lord has given me an immortal heart

you guys can't kill me

Look clearly at your immortal heart

what? A stone? How can this be?

My lord...

This is a fatal heart

he just wants your dedication to him

lord... you fool me...

So what?

You're such an ideal fool to be cheated

what treachery has hak lo sat planned, speak

you fool me...

Speak... I'll chop you

don't... ok! I'll speak

to stop hak lo sat from going to the mortal world,

Buddha placed his scepter under the goddess statue in guo ching temple

to cheat you out of your golden body such that all the fairies fled

this is all part of his treachery...

To rid the temple of heavenly protection

then at the time when the moon is in eclipse tonight,

he plans to get back the scepter

that will cost many lives...

Dragon fighter, we're running out of time

if we don't go up now,

we've to stay on earth to sell banana

go

It's hurt! Give me back my heart

I don't want to die

you don't want to die?

Beggar dai jung and the other lives here,

do they want to die either?

You're already lifeless.

Even you take back this lousy piece of stone

you can only be the puppet of hak lo sat,

and continue killing innocent folk. Is that what you want?

If so, get it back! Take...

Don't let me be a man in a next life then...

Fixed! Let's go

dragon fighter, go

not yet

are you crazy?

Go now or never

hak lo sat's the ringleader.

I must finish him off

you go up first

dragon fighter...

Hey... can't wait anymore

dragon fighter...

Really here

I'll now endow you with spiritual powers

from my thirteen life cycles' training

everything depends on you today, understand?

Come on

good

Wow

Damn

Wow

- mad monk... - Master...

- Mad monk... - Master

we meet again, let's get out of here quickly

Master, why are you here?

At such a critical moment, I shouldn't have left you on your own

why care to come back for me if you know the danger?

Because you're the one person I admire most

come again! Let's go quickly

master, there's not much left of my golden body

I must use the last resort

I'll fight the remainder into his body

to overpower him

you'll perish too when your golden body is used up

no time to be bothered with that

how are you going to do it?

Just help me to open his mouth

that simple?

Can you?

Of course not

Master... are you alright, master?

My bowl

where's the golden powder?

Master, didn't you...

Yes, I swallowed it all

at such a critical moment, you...

I didn't want to either.

My stomach feels strange now

Master, think of a quick way

to defecate the golden powder

but I'm always constipated

I remember now

I've still got two golden teeth

You stole them?

I have no teeth so I just borrowed them

I can't hang on any longer... Please do my last favor

- what? - Find a way to open his mouth

I decide to use all my magic to overpower you

I feel very scared

scared?

Kneel and bow three times

and I'll spare you

haha...

What a funny laugh

mad monk...

Mad monk...

Amida Buddha...

See, I said he's bound to lose

- I also said he'll lose - Lose for sure,

no argument...

Lose? Why would you think that?

Just like beggar dai jung,

he could have twenty more years to beg for his living

now he's not only dead, he died as a beggar

also, that whore was disfigured what a pity

the case of yun ba tin is worse still

tens of lives were lost before he died

so... it's s0o... so...

How should I say it?

What a failure

yes, failure

not only a failure.

If let me beat him in a duel on that day,

things wouldn't have been such a mess

nonsense...

Stop mentioning the duel

no doubt that beggar dai jung

suffered an innocent death

but before he died, he knew his name is chow yat cheung

it means he got back his pride

- look... - Something to watch...

- He doesn't have to be a beggar this life - Right...

Though siu yuk was defaced,

she's no longer a whore

she's really selling bean curd now

as for the villain yun ba tin

we all know that when he died

he said he didn't want to be a human being anymore

he's now re-incarnated

in this life he's a pig, he's got a bright future

let us think did dragon fighter win or lose?

Well...

No matter what, dragon fighter lo han no longer exists

you've dropped something

lucky I pick up for you

but now we have a senior dragon fighter

why are you here?

- He'll be a senior - Could he be a senior?

Right

a promotion for a few grades only

the coronation ceremony begins

Congratulations

thank you

What's your goal being made

a senior dragon fighter today?

I want to be an emissary of peace and be heavens' envoy to spread love throughout the world

and let them know that with love, anywhere is a paradise.