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BETTER THINGS
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- I'm getting the worst hands.
- Me, too.
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Don't say those words.
The P.C. police might show up
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and arrest me for playing cards alone
with you three gorgeous women.
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I think all this Me Too stuff is good.
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Seeing all those horrible men
being taken down.
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Lord knows I wish my daddy would be
around to get his reckoning.
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Oh, things used to be so different.
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I'd probably be in prison
for ten life sentences.
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Kidding ! Just kidding !
I can't even joke anymore ?
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Whenever a man would pinch my behind,
I took it as a compliment.
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And I would pinch him right back.
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My sexuality was my greatest asset.
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I didn't have higher education.
I couldn't type.
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And yet I got hired for every job
I ever applied to,
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and I knew it was because of the way
I looked.
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- Hi !
- Hi !
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- Phil ?
- What ?
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It's today.
We're not putting it off anymore.
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Give me your spit.
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- What is it ?
- I think it's a DNA test.
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No, I don't want to. And the advances
of my co-workers were just part of it.
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- Part of what ?
- Not your business.
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Okay. That's fine.
Let's go. Come on.
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Let's just do it today.
You guys don't mind for one sec ?
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She promised me she would do this.
Spit in here.
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- Stop it !
- Spit in here, it'll be fun.
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No !
It does not sound fun to me.
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I have no interest in some Irish
third cousin I've never heard of
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tracking me down,
trying to get money out of me.
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This is so annoying,
you said you would do this.
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- I'm not going to do it.
- You're gonna do it.
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- I'm not going to do it.
- I'm gonna get you.
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- You're not.
- Goddamn it, Phil.
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- Phil. Stay.
- No !
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- Phil... Stop it !
- I'm not going to do it.
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Phil, you want me to chase you ?
I will chase you.
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- You'll never catch me.
- You're not... Phyllis ! Phil, you...
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- Mom !
- No !
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- Phyllis !
- I won't.
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This is silly. You are such a child.
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- Phil ! Goddamn it.
- I'm not going.
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Fine. I'm not letting you through. No.
Mom.
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I'm taking you down.
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Mom, give me your spit.
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- Stop.
- What ?
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Spit.
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Not just one spit,
you got to fill the phone vial.
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- Jesus, I may puke.
- I may puke.
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Just do it.
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There, go away, for God's sake.
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Jesus. I better be Samoan or something
cool worth doing this for.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Hey, Sam. What do you call Jewish girls
that won't give blow jobs ?
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Married. Ha ! Good one, Hal.
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- See ? She doesn't mind.
- Oh, my God.
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You're a dirty old man.
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I like it.
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After seeing three other doctors,
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only Dr. Ballinger was able to make me
pain-free again.
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Dr. Ballinger is a miracle worker.
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Thank you.
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What are you in for ?
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Eh, wear and tear.
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- I don't got a good story.
- Same.
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When did your hands start to go bad ?
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When I was about 78 to 79,
not too long ago.
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So, what should we do ?
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Oh, man.
I think I'm a little emotional.
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It took me six months
to get this appointment.
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- Why'd you wait so long ?
- Because you...
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Anyway, I'm here now,
so I will do whatever it takes.
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I know you're the miracle worker.
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Whatever you want to do P.T., O.T,
supplements, steroids.
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Well, this side is mild to moderate.
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And this is moderate to severe.
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Your hands are much older than you are.
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- May I touch you ?
- Yeah.
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- This hurt ?
- Yeah.
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- How about this ?
- Yeah.
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Yep. Your muscles have atrophied.
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Jesus !
Well, what about physical therapy ?
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Won't help. Listen, I'm a surgeon,
I would love to go in there and cut,
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but your hand could wind up like this.
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Well, what about all the patient
testimonials in the waiting room ?
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How am I supposed to function without
opposable thumbs ?
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I'm sorry, Sam. The technology just
isn't here for what you've got, yet.
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You are a lot younger than your hands.
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Jesus. That's the first time in forever
anyone ever said I was young.
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This blows dead donkey dicks.
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Well, you don't need hands for that.
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It's true.
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Yello ?
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Sam, quick thought. I spoke with my
producers, and we want to move you up.
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Oh, wow. Really ?
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Yeah, I can't stop thinking about you.
And then I started thinking about me.
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I just got tired of being
some gun for hire, you know ?
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Fuck, I'm gonna be 30 in five minutes.
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- Yeah.
- You need to prepare yourself, Sam.
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You're gonna wake up and be 50,
and then what are you gonna do ?
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Well,
I hadn't actually thought about that.
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You need to have something of your own,
right ?
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Because if we don't come up with it,
then nobody else is gonna do it.
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Yeah. Fuck yeah.
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And I'm aware of the irony here,
that technically you're my hired gun.
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That's okay. I'm okay with the irony.
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But I really want you to make this your
own thing. I think you are brilliant,
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and I want that Sam Fox brilliant brain
splattered all over my show.
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That is cool.
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Can you say how brilliant you think
I am to my daughters ?
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See ? Fucking hilarious !
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I am so excited. I discovered you.
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I want everybody to know that you never
existed before this moment.
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It's gonna be amazing. Think of some
ideas, and then we'll chat.
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I cannot even begin to tell you
how excited I am about this.
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Okay.
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Okay, boy. Okay, boy.
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Okay, boy.
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Gonna get somebody to...
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- Is it gone ?
- Nope.
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- Why isn't it leaving ?
- It's probably just scared.
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Maybe it got a letter from Hogwarts.
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Mom, this is serious.
An owl in the house is bad luck.
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Don't say that !
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So, owls have traditionally seen
as a harbinger of death,
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but they can also be a sign of change
and fertility.
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So which is it ?
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We should take the snake out.
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- Owls eat snakes, shit licker.
- Not baby ones.
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- So you want to murder a baby owl ?
- No. That ain't no baby owl.
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- No, I just want to scare it off.
- You want me to go get my dad ?
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I'm gonna go get my dad.
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Did she just go in there ?
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Why do you have a penis on the wall ?
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- We have a lot of penises on the wall.
- We've lots of penises on the wall.
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We should really take the penises off
the wall. It's not good with company.
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Hi, I'm Duke.
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I promise I'll be careful,
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if you promise not to peck my eyes out.
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Take the penises off the wall.
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- Cool.
- Oh, my gosh. Look at its little beak.
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- What ?
- You don't touch it.
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With the finger oil, his mother may
kill him or not come back or something.
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Mom, that's a myth. You just want to be
careful, you don't want to hurt it.
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Oh, my God. Be careful.
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So soft.
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Little guy, we got to get you back
where you belong.
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I got to, like,
call animal control or something.
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- We should name it first.
- What's his name ?
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- Edwin.
- Oh, my God. It's perfect.
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Edwin, oh, my God.
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- The softest thing in the world.
- Okay, let's get him to... because...
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- Be careful, be careful, be careful.
- I got it.
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- Oh, my God.
- You're, like, his mommy.
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- Hi, José.
- Hey. Hi, Sam.
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Hi.
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Everything okay ?
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Yeah. The pets are fine, it's just that
I had them take away the girls.
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- Couldn't housebreak them.
- Reinita's behaving herself ?
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Oh, yeah. She's the best.
I'm keeping her.
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She made a list for me the other day.
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All the colleges she wants to go to,
all out of state.
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And she said,
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"papi, if I get into these schools,
can you help pay for them ?"
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What can I say to that ? I want to give
her everything, you know ?
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Yeah, she's a really great kid.
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Between that and her quinceañera
next month,
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my wife thinks we should move
to Phoenix to save money.
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Really ?
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What am I supposed to do for work ?
Nothing grows there.
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- You know, maybe we should team up ?
- What do you mean ?
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Frankie was talking about doing
one of those...
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- A quinceañera ?
- Yeah.
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But aren't you guys Jewish ?
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Even though I do bring you
a Christmas tree every Hanukkah.
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Yeah.
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No, is that weird ? Is that bad ?
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They're a lot of fun. She should.
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Hey, have you seen your new trees ?
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Grapefruit, Meyer lemon and kumquat.
You like the pots ?
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- They're so gorgeous !
- Yeah ?
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Thank you, José. I love it.
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- José, I'm so glad you haven't left.
- Oh, hi.
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It seems you've pruned the wrong
branches on my plum tree.
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- ¿Qué ? I'm pretty sure I didn't.
- Afraid you did.
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- Okay, I'll go check it out, then.
- No, no, no, no.
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What are you doing ?
It's not your day.
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I know that, but he likes my latkes.
Come along, José.
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- No.
- She made it a little weird.
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Oh, my God ! That's so rude.
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- Sam, I got it.
- He won't be long.
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- I'm coming, Phil.
- Phil !
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- Be nice !
- I will.
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Is this the Meyer lemon ?
I love it.
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Mom ! Mom !
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Mom, can Pepper start the El Camino ?
Just, just start it.
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Oh ! God, geez !
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Say yes, Sam !
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- Oh, God. Just don't tell your mom !
- Oh, my God !
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- Your chariot, miss.
- Oh, thank you, kindly.
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What happened ? What happened ?
What happened ?
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Oh, okay, let me see.
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Raise your hand in the air. I got you.
I got you. It's okay, it's okay.
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It's okay, sweetie. It's okay.
Let me just wrap it up.
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- What is wrong with you ?
- I'm sorry, I can't help it.
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Get a towel !
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- Is it bad ?
- It's okay, baby.
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No, honey, honey, just calm down.
Lay your head back.
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Yeah, you just cut it a little bit,
sweetie. Yes, it's okay. It's okay.
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Hey, Mom,
is it qualm with or qualm about ?
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- Mom !
- Frankie, call Pepper's mom.
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It's okay, honey.
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Mom, Chewy's got something.
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- Chewy, release !
- What is that ? Come here, come here.
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Duke, Duke, where are the keys ?
Duke, where are the keys ?!
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- I don't know.
- Looks like a worm or something.
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- Duke !
- Pepper has them.
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- Okay. Okay.
- He swallowed it.
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Oh, God. Oh, shit.
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Oh, Jesus.
It's okay. That's fine.
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That's fine. No, no, no, no, no.
Don't look at that.
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Pepper ? Pepper ! Okay. Frankie !
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Good boy. What a good poop. Yes, a good
poop. Good boy. Who made a good poop ?
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- Mom, where's my black dress ?
- What ?
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- Like, with the neck.
- Check your closet.
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No, it's not there,
and I have to go to work.
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Well, I'm sorry.
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I'm kind of busy 'cause I have to sift
through Chewy's shit right now,
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so maybe you can just look yourself ?
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Mom. That's disgusting.
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Yeah, and she's probably gonna have to
put him down, too.
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- What ?
- Frankie !
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- He tasted human flesh.
- Mom, you can't kill Chewy !
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- Nobody's killing Chewy.
- Mom, I'm gonna be late.
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So wear something else.
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I can't wear something else
'cause I have my period.
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00:18:37,824 --> 00:18:39,910
Max, can you just check
the laundry room,
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because I'm sorry, full disclosure,
I forgot to put the load in last night.
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00:18:43,874 --> 00:18:45,709
- Sorry.
- Mom, the laundry ?
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00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:48,713
- And, Duke, no one's killing anyone.
- Promise ?
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00:18:48,797 --> 00:18:52,343
Yes, I promise. Chewy's gonna be
around for a long time,
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unless that coyote comes back.
243
00:18:54,847 --> 00:18:59,228
Mom, if you don't do the laundry
and we think you are, it's messed up.
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00:18:59,395 --> 00:19:01,940
I was counting on that to be clean.
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So sorry.
246
00:19:03,901 --> 00:19:06,988
Oh, my God.
I didn't check the laundry.
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Mom, get out. Oh, my God. Nothing fits.
I'm so bloated.
248
00:19:17,419 --> 00:19:23,093
I'm sorry that you feel bad, but you
have to learn to rein this shit in.
249
00:19:23,177 --> 00:19:26,348
I never took my period out on anybody
the way that you do.
250
00:19:26,515 --> 00:19:30,603
Sorry, Mom. Maybe I should just go,
like, lie down in my trailer, right ?
251
00:19:30,687 --> 00:19:33,107
- What ?
- This is actual work, Mom.
252
00:19:33,190 --> 00:19:35,694
I have to be on my feet all night.
It's not like some movie set.
253
00:19:35,777 --> 00:19:40,074
Max. I know you're a little stressed
out, and this is your first job,
254
00:19:40,158 --> 00:19:43,621
but that doesn't mean you get to be
super shitty to me whenever you want.
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00:19:43,788 --> 00:19:46,625
Mom, I'm not being super shitty.
You're so dramatic.
256
00:19:46,708 --> 00:19:49,754
I can't believe I still have to put up
with this bullshit.
257
00:19:49,838 --> 00:19:53,217
You realize you live here rent-free,
right ? You do realize that ?
258
00:19:53,301 --> 00:19:56,013
Oh, you want me to go ? I'll go.
I am fucking gone.
259
00:19:56,096 --> 00:19:58,141
- Good.
- The second I save up some money.
260
00:19:58,307 --> 00:20:00,394
You have a paycheck.
What's stopping you ?
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00:20:00,477 --> 00:20:02,396
- You think I won't ?
- Goodbye.
262
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,983
Good. Your dirty dress
is in the laundry room.
263
00:20:05,150 --> 00:20:06,569
My dad said I can live with him
whenever I want.
264
00:20:06,652 --> 00:20:11,200
Oh, that old chestnut. Perfect.
That's great. Go, go. Great.
265
00:20:11,283 --> 00:20:13,453
- Great.
- Great.
266
00:20:13,536 --> 00:20:15,623
- Great.
- Great.
267
00:20:15,706 --> 00:20:19,753
You know what would be great, Max ?
If you helped me.
268
00:20:19,837 --> 00:20:22,382
It would be great if you helped me.
269
00:20:22,465 --> 00:20:26,053
If you cleaned up after yourself,
that would be great.
270
00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:29,391
If you helped me with your sisters,
that would be great.
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00:20:29,558 --> 00:20:32,604
Kids aren't supposed to help their mom.
Their mom is supposed to help them.
272
00:20:32,771 --> 00:20:34,273
Oh, is that the law ?
273
00:20:34,356 --> 00:20:37,444
I didn't realize that I was breaking,
like, the Mommy Law.
274
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:39,947
Yeah. And great job you're doing,
by the way, Mom.
275
00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:42,534
Frankie basically does
whatever the fuck she wants,
276
00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:44,745
and I'm probably gonna be fired now.
277
00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:49,335
Oh, yeah. I'm bad. That's bad.
I'm a bad mommy.
278
00:20:49,418 --> 00:20:54,467
No, you're a disaster, Mom. And you
don't always have to be so hard,
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just 'cause you don't know
what it's like to be a woman anymore.
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00:21:00,016 --> 00:21:01,351
You cunt.
281
00:21:03,813 --> 00:21:05,899
What ?
282
00:21:05,982 --> 00:21:07,943
You're a cunt, Max.
283
00:21:08,027 --> 00:21:12,282
- I'm a cunt ?
- Yep. You're a cunt.
284
00:21:12,366 --> 00:21:14,285
You're a cunt.
285
00:21:14,369 --> 00:21:16,496
No, Max. You're a cunt.
286
00:21:16,580 --> 00:21:20,252
- No, you're a cunt, Mom.
- No, you're a cunt, Max.
287
00:21:20,418 --> 00:21:22,630
- No, you're a fucking cunt, Mom.
- You're a fucking cunt, Max.
288
00:21:22,797 --> 00:21:26,301
- No, you're a fucking cunt, Mom.
- You're a fucking cunt, Max.
289
00:21:26,468 --> 00:21:28,763
You're a big fucking cunt, Mom.
290
00:21:28,930 --> 00:21:30,849
You're a bit fucking cunt,
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00:21:30,933 --> 00:21:34,813
your sister's an asshole,
and your other sister's great.
292
00:21:34,896 --> 00:21:37,775
Thanks, Mom ! Love you, Mom !
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00:21:53,213 --> 00:21:55,174
Oh, my God.
294
00:22:00,055 --> 00:22:02,475
- I'm sorry.
- No.
295
00:22:02,559 --> 00:22:06,063
- I am a cunt.
- No, I'm a cunt.
296
00:22:06,230 --> 00:22:09,735
No. You're not. You're the best.
297
00:22:09,818 --> 00:22:11,905
And I am such a cunt.
298
00:22:12,823 --> 00:22:15,034
Well...
299
00:22:17,454 --> 00:22:21,459
My Uncle Sid called me a cunt.
I was nine.
300
00:22:21,543 --> 00:22:24,338
- Uncle Sid ?
- He's dead now.
301
00:22:25,256 --> 00:22:27,175
Fuck you, Uncle Sid.
302
00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:38,733
- I love you.
- And I love you.
303
00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:42,154
I don't want you to move out.
304
00:22:44,031 --> 00:22:45,074
But I do.
305
00:22:46,576 --> 00:22:48,579
So you shouldn't.
306
00:22:48,663 --> 00:22:52,960
But please move out soon.
But don't.
307
00:22:55,130 --> 00:22:57,717
- Oh, wow.
- What ?
308
00:22:58,968 --> 00:23:01,931
Just realized you're gonna have to go
through this three times.
309
00:23:02,014 --> 00:23:04,601
Oh, Jesus Christ.
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