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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:38,830 Yes, I have. 2 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:41,792 Yes, but I already said that. 3 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:46,630 Yes, thank you. Well, possibly. 4 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:49,399 Okay. See you soon. Goodbye, thank you. 5 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:53,513 Damn ... Oh, Anna! 6 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:57,638 So ... Miss? 7 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:00,125 - Yes? - Call my wife. 8 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:03,232 I tried, but the line is busy. 9 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:05,748 - Try again. - Start with London? 10 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:08,234 No, my wife first! 11 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:14,630 Hello, pussycat, my love! How are you? 12 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:17,831 (In English) I beg your pardon? But who is speaking? 13 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:20,952 (In English) I'm sorry Mr. Klein. I thought I was talking to my wife. 15 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:24,920 (In English) Could you hold on a moment? Just hold on. 16 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:28,475 - Hello. Who is this? - Finally I can talk to you! 17 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:31,637 I've been cooking since this morning! I've prepared a dinner with all the trimmings! 18 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:34,956 There is Peking roast duck, chicken with fries, ... 19 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,673 Spaghetti carbonara .. and then the cake! 20 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:39,790 You're very sweet, but I have London on the line. 21 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:43,879 Don't hang up, please! This is seventh time that I've called you! 22 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:47,117 Just a minute, wait. Are you there, eh? 23 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:49,230 (English) A moment. Yes? 24 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:54,593 Hello? One moment, Miss, the sauce will burn. For heaven's sake, eh? 25 00:02:54,640 --> 00:03:00,431 Yes? Hello? Yes, I hear you! Then, at 9:00 exactly! 26 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:06,077 I'll be waiting! I love you, Marco! I'll be waiting ... I love you ... 27 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:11,512 # I'll wait and I love you, I love you and I'll wait ... # 28 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,789 Ah, yes ... 30 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,355 A Message? 31 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:44,193 It's 03:00 at night. It's laughable, I fall for it every time. 32 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:47,277 The cake and I have been waiting up for you until now, ... 33 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:49,550 .. Then we collapsed. 34 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:55,152 Whatever you had to say, write it. Tomorrow I'll read the piece in the newspaper. 35 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:57,634 Good night. 39 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:38,431 Dear? Handsome, are you awake? 40 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:42,273 Hey, Marco! 41 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:46,998 There it is ... He's already left. 42 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:53,953 - Cicciolona, meow, good morning. - Cicciolona ... meow ... Good morning. 43 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,600 - Did you sleep well? - Yes. 44 00:04:55,700 --> 00:04:58,195 - Sorry, I have to leave for a moment. - I figured that out. 45 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:01,391 But I'll be back. Stop arranging the newspapers. 46 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:04,352 - There's a nice surprise for you. - Where? 47 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:05,650 In the bedroom. 48 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:11,108 - No, no! Stop! - Why? 49 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:15,153 A call from the newspaper. I have to do an important interview. 50 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:16,633 I should swear. 51 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:18,238 - It's urgent. - As usual. 52 00:05:18,280 --> 00:05:21,272 Tonight I wanted to take you to the theater! That was the surprise. 53 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:25,108 - You can go alone, then tell me about it. - You know how I divert myself ... 54 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:27,355 - The tickets are on the table. - Of course. 55 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:30,631 - Tomorrow is my Sunday of freedom. - Thank goodness. 56 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:34,195 - We'll be together! I have so many things ... - ... to tell you! 57 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:37,755 They've butchered my article. It's shortened. 58 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:40,951 - Did you say something? - No, why love? 59 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:46,028 No, nothing, I was hoping for it. In the morning I can never see your face. 60 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:48,835 You look a bit pale today. 61 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:56,000 - Ah, it's your hands that are pale! - As you wish, my love. 62 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:12,798 - Do you remember me? - Yes. 63 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:18,548 - Hm ... You're welcome. - I spend my life waiting for you! 64 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:21,478 You, you're either at the newspaper or write the newspaper or think about the newspaper! 65 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:23,988 I don't live with a man, I live with a newspaper! I'm bored! 66 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:29,239 Well, enough with this story! If you get bored, find a job! 67 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:32,829 - You don't have twenty more years! - Me?! You aren't twenty any more! 68 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:36,429 How can you say "You don't have twenty more years" to a woman who is only 35? 69 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:39,950 My mistake, I shouldn't have married a man younger than me. 70 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,959 So then ... Only three months, to be exact, 80 days! 71 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:49,791 Too many, because in 80 days you can go ... around the world, if you want! 72 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:51,876 I'm too busy for that. 73 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:55,515 Better to say that you have no time to live with me, to love me! 74 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:59,712 - Say you don't love me anymore! - I love you, but you don't have the time to notice! 75 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:04,311 Because you have too much time, a sea of time! Any love would drown. 76 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:06,828 You have to find an interest, an occupation! 77 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:11,476 But you're my occupation! I'm a wife, don't you understand? 78 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:14,751 Since childhood, I was prepared for this type of occupation! 79 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:18,190 - What time is it? - It's the only job I can do and the only one that I like! 80 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:21,516 They had me playing with dolls and I can't have children! 81 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:25,872 They taught me how to make sauces and you don't ... What is it? 82 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:31,072 And you never eat! What should I do? Cook for one?! 83 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:34,999 I'm tired, I just can't anymore, I'm at the limit! 84 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:37,395 You don't need me and I need you! 85 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:41,718 I feel like a bottle of wine put on the table of a teetotaler! 86 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:44,752 I feel useless! There! 87 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:50,079 - Anna, what's wrong? - You live for that newspaper! 88 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:55,148 You too, love. Can you tell me what we would eat without this newspaper? 89 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:59,955 So we wouldn't eat the same. The few times I'm with you, what do you talk about? 90 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:03,629 Sports, Taxes, home, health, work, politics! 91 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:08,151 You never talk about anything interesting, you never talk about us. 92 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:11,397 If you want me to feel more engaged, take care of me more! 93 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:14,432 - I love you! Isn't that enough? - Love is not enough. 94 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:16,994 Yes it is! Even for me it's too much! 95 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:21,591 Anna, I can't hold all of you. Love me less! By half! 96 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:26,634 What do you mean "by half"? You should say: "Double"! 97 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:31,071 You should say: "Again, again"! (Unintelligible words) 98 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:37,514 - Answer me! - I didn't catch that. Would you mind going back to 33 rpm? 99 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:40,394 And don't drop ashes on the carpet! 100 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:46,673 But you look at this stuff! I think about you all day! 101 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:50,100 Where are my things? Get rid of these damn pillows! 102 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:54,400 By half! 103 00:08:55,200 --> 00:09:00,513 Marco! What is he doing? He's gone? He gets angry because I love him? 104 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:05,554 He had to make a scene if I didn't love him. 105 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:12,756 Crazy stuff ... He says: "Love me by half". But I can't. 106 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:17,112 Is it my fault if I'm full of love? If there is only him in my head? 107 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:21,517 Look here ... A marriage in crisis because of too much love! It's absurd! 108 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:24,916 My God, it's hard to live for two. 109 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:28,270 The fact is that we got married without much preparation. 110 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:31,198 You study to become doctors and engineers for years and years! 111 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:33,913 Anything to become husbands and wives? Oh, no! 112 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:36,793 Talking about marriage, We're a bunch of illiterates. 113 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:41,789 But now I'll study, I'll prepare myself, until I know everything on the subject ... 114 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:44,912 And I will make my marriage ... a masterpiece! 115 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:49,073 You liked the lesson! You recorded it word for word. 116 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:51,395 It was very interesting. That man knows everything. 117 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:55,399 This professor is an authority on the subject. 118 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:58,910 '' Professor Antonio Bianchi, Order of ...'' 119 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:03,476 '' Ordinary''? He seemed so distinguished to me. 120 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:08,793 To recapitulate: Couples are divided into four types. 121 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:10,831 What precision! 122 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:14,270 You and me are the same as you; you and me are the same as me; ... 123 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:19,189 .. You and me are the same as you and me, that is, everyone thinks of themselves. 124 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:21,276 Fortunately that isn't my case, so ... 125 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:24,517 The fourth type, the ideal one, that is, you and me equals us, ... 126 00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:27,757 .. is a utopia, it doesn't exist in reality. 127 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:30,030 Oh, no, there I disagree. 128 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:34,198 Good, when a woman agrees with me, I'm always afraid I'm wrong. 129 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:38,199 - Oh, professor! - Good morning! - Good morning! 130 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:43,519 Excuse me, but ... I believe ... I really believe in marriage. 132 00:10:44,700 --> 00:10:49,030 When two people love each other they become one, right? 133 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,355 Why are you laughing? 134 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:54,312 This cynicism is just a great pose to me. 135 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:57,716 - I'm sure you're a great husband. - I'm a bachelor, young lady. 136 00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:01,150 - But how! With everything you know about the marriage? - Exactly. 137 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:06,832 - What a waste! - You see, Miss ... - Yes, right away. 138 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:10,270 Women are made to be married, ... 139 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:12,993 While men .. are made to remain bachelors. 140 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:16,953 - All evil comes from that. - That's nonsense. 141 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:21,869 - But it's one of the happiest paradoxes! - We're talking about a serious matter. 142 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:25,117 Dear Miss, the term "Marriage" has no meaning in itself. 143 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:27,628 Marriage with whom? When? Where? Why? 144 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:31,389 In Arabia a man can marry as many women as his finances allow. 145 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:36,309 It's a hell. A man is not enough for one woman, let alone two, three ... 146 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:41,832 - How true that is. - However, Marriage works in Kurumba. 147 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:45,395 You know the customs and morals of the Kurumbiani, don't you? 148 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:49,592 - Well, Kurumba ... - They are identical to those of the Nagara and Dadaga. 149 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:52,359 Ah, now I see ... it escaped me. 150 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:56,552 If we lived in Malabar, then yes, it would be worthwhile to get married. 151 00:11:56,600 --> 00:12:01,355 Because, you see, in Malabar, among the people of Kurumba ... 152 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,834 they practice Biandria. 153 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:08,158 - Er ... biandria? - Yes, it is from the greek: '' Bi'','' two'','' andros'','' man''. 154 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:14,548 It's a kind of reverse bigamy: a woman may marry two men. 156 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:22,515 - Excuse me, but ... does it work? - Oh, perfectly, perfectly! 157 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:25,757 The woman is a being emotionally much richer than a man. 158 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:28,553 So it can satisfy all her emotional needs. 159 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:32,354 On the other hand, the man finds a ... say, partner ... 160 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:36,598 To divide the responsibilities .. and expenses that a wife entails. 161 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:39,598 In short, a perfect household. 162 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:43,679 And you think that here ... this is possible? 163 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:46,109 - The biandria? - Yes, the biandria. 164 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:52,599 It's a question of civilization, but I think that sooner or later ... we'll get there. 165 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:56,110 Then, the crisis of the couple will be resolved. 166 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:59,596 Well, Now, I apologize, but unfortunately I have to leave. 167 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:05,397 - I greet you, dear lady ... Miss ... ? - Ann ... Lisa. 168 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:10,594 - Lisa. - Lisa. - Study, apply yourself. - Very well. 169 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:12,712 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 170 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:19,914 Biandria ... it would solve the crisis of couples ... 171 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:25,315 It's just a word! How? 172 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:33,789 Eh ... why not? Why not? 173 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:40,793 - Professor! Professor! Excuse me, I wanted to say ... - Yes? 174 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:47,394 Well, now I'm fine. 175 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:51,752 The lessons of the professor have solved all my problems. 176 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:54,917 To save my marriage, I have to imitate the women of Kurumba. 177 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:58,396 I did that. Two months ago, I married for the second time. 178 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:01,591 How, with whom? With him, With the professor. 179 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:10,558 How sweet ... how he understands me ... and how we love each other. 180 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,637 Yes, I'm a bigamist. In fact, a biandrica. 181 00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:17,275 I know you would like to ask me why I didn't make him my lover like everyone else. 182 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:21,638 Why disapprove? Certainly, the husband ignores the existence of a lover. 183 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:26,196 But the lover knows that her husband exists and suffers from it. Very much so! 184 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,312 For me, lovers have always had a penalty ... 185 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:33,069 I told both of them that I had found a job at an advertising agency ... 186 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:35,634 .. and that I had to go to Milan three times a week. 187 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:41,312 What a party when I get back! And so, the beginning of a perfect life! 188 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:46,115 Varied, rich, without lapses of boredom, without discussions! 189 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:50,199 Love full time! Anna, three days with Marco. 190 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:57,078 Lisa, three days with Antonio. And on the holidays? Alternating. 191 00:14:57,120 --> 00:15:02,319 In short, a perfect system, fair, impartial. 192 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:05,591 Maybe because I'm a Libra ... 197 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:33,429 Oh ... Oh dear ... again ... 198 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:37,029 If you were not sure I can't have children, ... 199 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,913 these Would be .. the classic symptoms of a ... 200 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:43,191 However, for the sake of caution, I had testing done. 201 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:45,913 Let's hear what the doctor says. 202 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:50,351 Yes .. God forbid ... it would be nice! 203 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:58,799 Hello? Good morning, doctor, it's me. What did the frog say? 204 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:06,595 What? Mama? I'll be a Mama? I'll have a baby? 205 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:09,837 So, I'll be mom and he pa ... 206 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,910 ...pa? Which one? 207 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:21,352 Hello, doctor, no, I can't have children, it's not possible. 208 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:25,393 It's too complicated. Not a chance. 209 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:29,797 Yes, I'm married, I'm very married. You have no idea how married I am. 210 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:33,515 But ... Thanks for the good wishes. 211 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:40,591 '' A thousand greetings to the future dad.'' Of course, I'll present it. I'll make two of 500. ?? 212 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:47,712 Ah, I'd be the one that couldn't have children. Go and trust the doctors. 213 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:54,836 What a mess ... Oh dear ... But whose will it be? 214 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:59,676 If you can't establish who the father is, ... 215 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:01,836 .. You can try to find out who is not. 216 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:05,839 I have to convince both to have an examination. 217 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:10,192 If one turns out not to be fertile, I will be sure that the child is not his. 218 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:12,276 And I'll leave him. 219 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:18,395 I will sacrifice half of my life to give my son his real father. 220 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:23,153 - Darling? - Yes? 221 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:25,700 What are you reading? 222 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:30,630 '' Every natural phenomenon has a cause.'' 223 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:36,835 '' To explore this question, we must isolate it by removing the pseudo-causes.'' 224 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:41,237 - It was written by a gynecologist? - Yes .. No, he's a philosopher. - Ah! 225 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:45,637 - What gynecologist! - You know, I was reading an article by a gynecologist. 226 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:48,877 He thinks that today there are simple methods ... 227 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,639 To find out if a man .. can procreate or not. 228 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:55,559 - Indeed? - They make an analysis of blood, just a pinprick on your finger. 229 00:18:55,600 --> 00:19:00,230 - Presto, everything is clear. - Behold the progress of science. 230 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:07,829 - Why don't you do it? - What? - The... pinprick. 231 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:12,192 - Why, do you want to have a child? - No, I want to know why I don't have one. 232 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:16,836 Isn't isolating the cause of the phenomena the goal of knowledge? 233 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,996 - Quite right, of course. - Well? 234 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:24,034 - Are you sure that it's just a ... pinprick? - Yes, I swear. 235 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,550 Oh, well, ... okay. 236 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:30,639 It's useless! So, do you know what this analysis consists of? 237 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:34,593 - What will it take? - No, no, I'm sorry! 238 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:40,237 It's been years since I've been for ... a visit. No, I won't do it. 239 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:44,034 - Just once! What will it cost? - Don't press me! I said no and that's it! 240 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:48,995 I hate exams, I'm not a kid anymore! I've lost my touch! 241 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:51,349 No, no, I won't do it. 246 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:39,395 Take heart, we too were once teenagers. 247 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:43,319 Yes, but I had a good-hearted chambermaid. 248 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:52,079 Look, it's 09:00. Aren't you late to the newspaper? 249 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:55,510 - It doesn't matter. - I'm happy that you remain with me while you're busy. 250 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:59,997 But I wouldn't have neglected work just to keep me company. 251 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:07,879 - I need to talk to you. - I'm listening. - How long have I not been enough for you anymore? 252 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:11,754 I thought my love was enough to make you happy, ... 253 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:16,112 that you didn't need .. someone else to love. 254 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:20,597 - So you know? You understand everything? - It didn't take much, did it? 255 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:23,916 - Let me explain. - There's nothing to explain. 256 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:28,954 But yes, because you don't know what Antonio means to me. 257 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:32,629 Have you even already chosen the name? 258 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:37,515 I'm sorry, but there won't be any little Antonio in our lives. 259 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:42,793 Anna, it's my fault, I can't have children. I took the test. 260 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:46,196 Ah ... so the test! 261 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:50,756 Yes, the test. But what are you doing? If you knew what an experience it was! 262 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,996 - So it's you that can't. - Oh, yes. - Are you ... 263 00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,950 Until today, we believed it was your fault, but ... 264 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,800 Will you continue to love me all the same? 265 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:08,672 - Don't do that. - Darling ... - So far we've done without. 266 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:12,349 - We don't need a kid at our feet to be happy, do we? - Yes. 267 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:16,598 - Okay? - Yes - I'm going to the paper, I'll be back at 20:00 o'clock on the dot! 268 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:21,156 Put on your Sunday dress, I'll take you to dinner at a very expensive restaurant! 269 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:25,910 - Marco! - Yes? - Marco ... Marco ... 270 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:33,835 - Don't forget. - No. I won't forget. 271 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,600 At 20:00 precisely, I'll be home. 272 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,709 My love! 273 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:48,754 What will I do without you? Yet I have to leave you. 274 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:54,709 If you told me that you couldn't have children, I would take the pill, right? 275 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:07,030 Marco ... Here, first of all, sit down. 276 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:13,150 Now pour some whiskey. Generous, yes, that's better. 277 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:18,433 There's the ice and ... drink. Again. 278 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:25,470 I need to talk to you. Are you ready? All right. 279 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:30,357 I ... I'm leaving you. 280 00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:33,316 I wouldn't want that! 281 00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:39,476 I'm leaving forever. I don't love you anymore. 282 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,829 Not true! 283 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:45,316 Because there is another man in my life. 284 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:47,954 It's not as though you're jealous ... 285 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:51,276 Please don't look for me, because it would be useless. 286 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:56,519 I'm sorry, but it's stronger than me, and ... 287 00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,670 I love you my sweet! 288 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:02,917 I have nothing else to say. 289 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:06,190 Goodbye. 290 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,318 - Is that you? - Yes. 291 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:36,434 - My darling, how nice! You're back earlier than expected, huh? - Yes. 292 00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:40,473 - I adore you! - Me too. By the way, I have to tell you something. 293 00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:43,159 - Me too! - You first! - You first! 294 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:48,718 - Is it good or bad? - Good. And yours? - Good. Tell me. 295 00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:55,552 - Do you know that test to determine on who it depends on not being able to have children? - Yes. 296 00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:59,559 - By the way, the story of the finger was a lie. - Yes, I'm sorry. 297 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:03,070 Science hasn't made much progress in this field. It was an experience ... 298 00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:07,113 - Unpleasant, I know. - Let it go. So ... - Yes. 299 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:11,153 I finally got the results today. 300 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,668 Certainly, I guessed it. In fact, I know for sure. 301 00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:17,952 But of course! It was logical! I'm not able to have them! 302 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,639 - Of course, it's logical. - Eh! 303 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:25,834 What? You can't ... Oh, no! Because I've ... 304 00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:29,555 - Lisa, why are you doing that? - One moment. Explain it to me. 305 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,273 I can't have children, there's no danger, I'm sterile. 306 00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:35,790 - What are you saying? - That you're perfect! 307 00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:39,435 You can have more children than a queen bee, it's me that can't! 308 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:42,278 - What, you can't? Then ... - Think of the luck! 309 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:45,039 - Do You know what it means to have a child these days? - Yes, but ... 310 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:49,278 - You have before you the ideal lover! - Wait, Let's not make kids! 311 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:52,596 Exactly, don't make them! Isn't that a good thing? 312 00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:55,359 I'm sure you're lying! 313 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:58,517 Do you think I would lie on such a sensitive subject? 314 00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:01,757 - I'm sure! Do you understand? - How are you sure? 315 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:07,272 Oh, yes! I tell you, I'm sure! What do you mean "sure"? 316 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:12,235 But then, if you're sure, it means that ... Hm? 317 00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:18,315 I'm expecting a baby. Well, that's it. 318 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,000 Oh ... 319 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:27,234 Why did you tell me those lies? 320 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:31,432 I was sure that you weren't able to have them and I didn't want to humiliate you. 321 00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:36,110 I always thought that for a woman infertility was a disability. 322 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:40,676 - So, I took the responsibility. - My sweet, my sweet! 323 00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:46,909 But no! Any man would tell the same lie. 324 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,474 What? Any man? 325 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:53,911 Yes, any man who deeply loved his wife. 326 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:59,432 - Any ... ? Oh my God! - What is it? - Are you sure that any ... 327 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:03,075 - Forgive me, I remembered something terrible, I have to go! - My love. 328 00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:08,148 - We'll talk later! It's something at work! Excuse me, bye! - Lisa! 332 00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:09,671 Anna? 333 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:13,557 Anna? 335 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:51,470 Marco ... Here, first of all, sit down. 336 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:57,392 Now pour some whiskey. Generous, yes, that's better. 337 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,195 - Are you ready? - Yes. 338 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:08,834 - I need to talk to you. - Speak. 339 00:30:12,100 --> 00:30:13,637 Oh dear ... 340 00:30:16,700 --> 00:30:18,100 What's going on? 341 00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:26,500 Huh? So what is it? 342 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:30,750 Do you want tell me what happened or not? 343 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:40,880 - Why? - Excuse me, will you let me hear it? 344 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:44,310 What's the use? I'm here now. 345 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:45,750 What did you want to tell me? 346 00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:52,594 Confess that you think a woman feels crippled if she can't have children. 347 00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:56,235 - That's it! - No, not at all. 348 00:30:56,280 --> 00:31:00,193 On the contrary, yes! That's why you've taken all the responsibility. 349 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:03,232 - You lied! - Me? - Yes! 350 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:05,714 So, I would be ... a liar. 351 00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:09,389 Yes. Do you want proof? I'm expecting a baby. 352 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:14,634 - No! - Yes! - So then I'll be a father! - Yes! 353 00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:19,196 - And you a mom! - And you a dad! - My love! 354 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:24,712 Time passes ... 356 00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:35,311 Difficulties grow ... the problem grows ... 357 00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,598 Here, everything grows. 358 00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:46,635 I have to let them know, I'm sure they would become friends. 359 00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:50,275 They are two men so ... exceptional. 360 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:53,835 They can't fail to like each other, not ... not sympathize. 361 00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:57,316 Once they're friends, I will explain to them I did it for our own good. 362 00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:01,035 And all three together ... all four ... 363 00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:05,278 We will seek a solution to the problem, civilly, affectionately! 364 00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:08,710 Marco, I pray you, hurry! Ah, thank you. 365 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:13,595 - How nervous you are! - Who, me? - Eh! - It 's the excitement of the trip. 366 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:16,473 Are you sure you don't want to travel ahead of this friend of yours ... 367 00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:19,956 - Lisa? - Eh! - No, no. - If you want I'll change places. 368 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:24,835 We have more chance to rest travelling in two separate cars. 369 00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:28,759 Then maybe I'll fall asleep. We'll have time to chat in Salsomaggiore. 370 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,439 - What did you say your friend's name is? - Lisa! 371 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:35,029 Ah ... Strange, until last night I had never heard of her. 372 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:39,039 But yes! It's just that you never listen to me when I talk to you about my job. 373 00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:43,312 - Lisa is a colleague of mine. - But you carry out the same tasks? 374 00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:46,636 - Identical! - Ah ... 375 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:55,677 - Love, would you bring me a newspaper? Ok? Thank you! - Okay, I'm going. 376 00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:02,109 - Darling! I'm here! - Ah! I was looking for you! 377 00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:06,989 - Hello, Lisa! - Darling ... - Are you alone? - Yes, why? 378 00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:11,795 - And the pain in the neck? - Anna! She has a seat in another carriage! 379 00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:15,389 - Ah ... - Why, pain in the neck? 380 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:19,035 It seems to me that asking your husband to keep company while you're away ... 381 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:22,277 - What's his name? - Marco. You know, it's my fault. 382 00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:26,359 I talked so much about you that she wants you to become friends! 383 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:29,949 - You and my husband ... Her husband. - Ah ... 384 00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:34,430 - Will you buy me a newspaper? - Yes, a newspaper. 385 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:41,350 Here I am! Here. 386 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:46,159 - Thank you. - What is this husband like that I have to cart around? 387 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,236 Great, according to his wife. 388 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:52,319 - Oh yes? Its a nice break for this Lisa! - Why a break? 389 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:58,230 - Well, I'm saddled with the professor! - Ah ... I have a craving for chocolates! 390 00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,840 A craving? I come and I go! 391 00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:10,599 Here it is. I bought you this, because I think that ... 392 00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:14,235 - Thank you, love. Remember to call this Marco. - I promise. 393 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:18,558 I believe he's blondish, with a white T-shirt and a Saharan jacket. 394 00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:21,114 Oh, Madonna ... Okay ... 395 00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:24,676 - Just a moment! - Yes, not at all! - Wait a moment! 396 00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:29,915 Marco! Ah, how nice! 397 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:33,509 - One for you and one for your friend. - Thank you, darling. 398 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:37,314 Remember your promise. Maybe you should invite him for a drink. 399 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:41,239 - The professor? I just hope I recognize him. - It's impossible not to. 400 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:44,556 He's a very distinguished type: double-breasted suit, tie and a white panama. 401 00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:46,717 - Good heavens ... - Don't stew over it. 402 00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:52,117 - Love, Goodbye! - Bye, love! Take care! 403 00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:55,516 - Call me, eh? - Goodbye! 404 00:34:57,240 --> 00:35:00,994 - Here! Chocolates for you and your friend. - Again? - What else? 405 00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:06,194 I wanted to say thanks again! I'm sorry, I feel a little upset. Goodbye! 406 00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:08,595 Goodbye! Have fun! 407 00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:35,868 - You're the husband of ... - Lisa, and you're the husband of ... - Anna. 408 00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:39,549 - Anna, exactly. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 409 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,353 My wife is very fond of yours. 410 00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,914 And my wife. All she does is talk about Lisa. 411 00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,428 It's rare to find two women such good friends. 412 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,500 Working at the same company ... 413 00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:58,279 Perhaps expecting the first child at the same time keeps them together a lot. 414 00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:03,110 - All four of us have something in common. - Yes - Oh, yes. 415 00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:07,950 - Do we want to celebrate? - Huh? - No, I mean, can I get you anything? 416 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,993 - Ah, yes, gladly, you're very kind. - Please. - Thank you. 417 00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:18,916 - Sit down, sir, please. - Thank you. 418 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,316 A curious ignition system. 419 00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:33,750 - It's pleasant, isn't it? - May I? - Please. 421 00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:41,500 Excuse me ... 422 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:47,032 - You know, it's a bit delicate. Sit down, in the meantime. - Thank you. 423 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,519 Haven't the two of us met before? 424 00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:58,270 - I had the same impression. - Is that so? At the dentist! 425 00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:02,074 No. ... Maybe ... visiting the recruitment office. 426 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,634 Flattering, but it's not possible. 427 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:08,195 Yet I have the impression of some ordeal ... 428 00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:12,950 that the two of us .. addressed together in the past. 429 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:17,437 As a young boy, did you happen to be ... a Boy Scout of Valte? 430 00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:22,315 - No, that Musketeer stuff ... - Yes. - Thank you. But it will come to mind. 431 00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:25,432 - Sure. - What's this? 432 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:28,233 - It's a chair. Try it, it's very comfortable. - You say? 433 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:30,919 - I made it myself. - Bravo! Let's see. 434 00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:34,873 It was easy. I bought one of those kits for amateur woodworkers. 435 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:38,674 You know the ones with: "Do it yourself." 436 00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:43,195 That's where we met! 437 00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:46,516 But you're the one with the good-hearted chambermaid! The one with the finger! 438 00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:47,600 Oh! Professor! 439 00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:53,438 When will you stop doing things yourself? 440 00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:57,792 You're right, I'm sorry! I'm sorry, you're right. 441 00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:02,595 - Skilled labor is much better. - Will you admit it? - Yes. 442 00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:06,758 - But you're married? - Professor, how else would it be? 443 00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:10,110 What a beast! I forgot because we're together! 444 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,517 Tell me one thing: how is your wife? 445 00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:23,631 Tall, very young, simple ... A beautiful girl. And yours? 446 00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:28,071 Well, mine is not very tall and not very young either. 447 00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:30,998 Complicated, but, an interesting woman. 448 00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:34,555 I'm glad that Lisa has an older friend to be her guide. 449 00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:38,878 - A woman full of experience. - Well, experienced ... I don't believe that. 450 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:44,278 Anna is naive, you know? I want to confide in you. 451 00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:49,795 When I married her ... she wasn't much younger, eh? 452 00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:55,434 - She was a virgin. - Whew! To be honest, mine wasn't. 453 00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:59,029 Not that it's something important, But I have to admit that ... 454 00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:03,551 I may be a troglodyte, but it must be a very exciting experience. 455 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:07,036 - Well ... - Eh? 456 00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:10,675 It's like being the first man on the Moon! I wasn't so lucky. 457 00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:13,951 Nothing wrong with that. Then, why shouldn't a woman have her experiences? 458 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:19,791 Experiences ... only one, and with one that must have been a wimp. 459 00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:22,070 I had to teach her everything myself. 460 00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:25,795 It is known that, in this respect, women mature a bit late. 461 00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:30,356 My wife has become complete as a lover recently. 462 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:34,757 - We are two lucky men! - Yes, but even our wives ... 463 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:38,236 Nothing is missing from our wives, they have everything we need. 464 00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:42,250 - This calls for another toast to our wives. - To our wives! 465 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,600 Excuse me. 466 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:51,475 Hello? Anna! Love! It's Anna. 467 00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:54,512 - I'm here with Antonio. - Ah, he's there. 468 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:57,358 - Did you have a good trip? - Magnificent! 469 00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:00,750 You were quite right, he's very nice. 470 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,878 What did I tell you? And what are you talking about? 471 00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:07,071 - Of you, of course. - Ask her if Lisa is there with her. 472 00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:11,100 - Is Lisa there with you? - Yes, of course, we sleep together. 473 00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:17,794 Put her on, I'd like to say hello before she talks with Antonio. 474 00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:20,195 Ah, yes. (with a nasal voice) Hello? 475 00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:23,250 - Have you had a good trip? - Wonderful. 476 00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:27,035 Now I'll pass you to your husband. She has a cold. 477 00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:30,311 - Hello, Lisa, how are you? - Very well, my darling. 478 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:34,319 - She doesn't have a cold. - She has a nasal voice ... 479 00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:38,592 - I'm here with Marco. - It seems to me an inevitable consequence. 480 00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:41,996 - Pardon? - No, nothing. What are you going to do now? 481 00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:44,190 I think I'll go home. 482 00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:47,915 I don't want to abuse the hospitality of this nice Marco. 483 00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:52,272 No, Antonio, stay a little bit longer. Talk to him. 484 00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,880 Anna begs you to stay. 485 00:40:54,920 --> 00:41:01,155 - Thank you, Ma'am! I'll pass you to your husband! - Love? 486 00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:04,158 Just a moment, I'll pass it to her. 487 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:07,875 - Sorry, I thought it was Anna. - Wait. 488 00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:11,117 - Thank you. I think it's a cold. - It's not a cold! 489 00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:14,675 - She always talks like that? - Of course! 490 00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:18,076 - Hello, love. - Hello. Take care of yourself. 491 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,998 - Yes. - Be a good girl, I recommend it. 492 00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:24,396 Be careful not to catch a cold from your friend. To me it's a cold. 493 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,800 - I'll give you a big kiss. Bye. - Me too! 494 00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:36,798 - They were nice to call when they arrived. - We weren't worried. 495 00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,434 We're not sitting at home like two idiots waiting. 496 00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:41,700 We had no intention to go out, it seems. 497 00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:46,317 It isn't as though it's forbidden to change our mind. 498 00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:49,033 I'll leave, I understand that you have some commitment. 499 00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:54,074 - Nothing is less demanding than Deborah. - Exactly. Who is that? 500 00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:56,315 She's a pretty little thing. 501 00:41:56,360 --> 00:42:00,990 I go out with her every now and then, but without commitment. will you phone me? 502 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,634 - Good night, have fun. - Don't be like that! 503 00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:07,400 I am not such a jerk, I wanted to invite you to the party. 504 00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:10,757 - What? - Where there is something for one, there is something for two. 505 00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:15,271 I have never shared even a cigarette with anyone. Let alone a woman. 506 00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:20,155 Well I'll leave it entirely to you. I do it willingly. 507 00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:23,397 Marco, you're a very nice and kind host. 508 00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:26,910 However, at the cost of appearing stupid, I have a confession to make. 509 00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:31,954 - Tell me. - Since I married I've never cheated on my wife. 511 00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:38,112 Take me around as well, but for me it's like this: marriage is a serious matter. 512 00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:40,151 Yes, Professor, bravo. 513 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:44,113 When a man and a woman come together, they become one person. 514 00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:49,550 Which one? In your case, the person eliminated is you. 515 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:56,711 I too occasionally have some small temptation, but I resist. 516 00:42:56,760 --> 00:43:00,548 That's bad. You have to give in immediately to temptation, otherwise they will pass. 517 00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:04,593 - In short, betrayal is repugnant to me. - Me too. That's disgusting. 518 00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:09,919 But do you call "betrayal" an hour of unpretentious recreation with a nice girl? 519 00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:15,830 - It's an escapade. - A matter of perception. - Who will see us? 520 00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:20,237 - Excuse me much. Also call your Jessica. - No, Deborah. 521 00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:23,352 Call whoever you want, I'm for faithfulness. 522 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:26,915 Faithfulness! An itch that you can't scratch. 523 00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:30,236 Spare me your chocolate candy aphorisms ... 524 00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:33,795 - Excuse me, professor. You're right, no escapades. - That's it. 525 00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:39,870 But I won't let you go like this. We'll have another drink? Eh? 526 00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:42,275 If you want ... 527 00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:48,231 - You also have a theater, eh? - I want to show you something. 528 00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:52,512 Not to contradict you, but more marriages are saved by escapades ... 529 00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,350 .. than marriage counselors. 530 00:43:54,550 --> 00:43:55,750 - A questionable opinion. - Hm-hm. 531 00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,350 There. 532 00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:11,354 - And who is this? - The escapade: Deborah. 533 00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:21,115 So ... she's a remarkable specimen, I have to admit. 534 00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:24,835 Just admit it? You should meet her! 535 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:29,396 Without being obliged to have intimate relations with her, huh? 536 00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:32,525 Obliged ... God forbid. 537 00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:35,500 What are you? A Professor of psychology? 538 00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:38,957 Knowing a girl with the character of Deborah ... 539 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:43,516 Might be of interest to you .. from the scientific point of view. 540 00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:44,850 Yes. 541 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:53,195 Professor, Call! 542 00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:56,118 - No ... no ... maybe ... - Come on, come on! 543 00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:59,948 Let's ask her to bring a friend, so we'll have a few laughs. 544 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:04,232 - Only four, eh? Laughter ... - Yes, yes ... 545 00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:09,430 Hello? Deborah? Look, can you come at once? 546 00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:14,474 You're making photographs? But who cares? Come as you are. 547 00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:19,913 Can you bring a friend? No, what did you think, little pig! 548 00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:25,034 It's not a threesome, it's for a friend. Wait a minute, I'll ask. 549 00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:27,992 - Do you prefer blonde or brunette? - I'm not a racist. 550 00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:32,716 He's not a racist! We're waiting for you. Come on, hurry up, eh? Thank you. 551 00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,635 - Professor! - Yes? - Take off your clothes! 552 00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:39,229 You don't want to be found dressed like that. You frighten me. 553 00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:40,350 Take off your tie. 555 00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:52,869 But who are these loves of mine? Who? They're here ... here ... 558 00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:09,596 - Here I am. How do I look? - You're great, but you'll be better later. 559 00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:13,952 - Champagne! - Champagne! Where is it? - In the refrigerator. - Of course! 560 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,600 - I'll fix the lights! - The lights! 561 00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:19,000 - Perfect. - Come on. 562 00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:23,000 - You didn't know that. - No. 563 00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:26,590 - Here she is ... - Yes. 565 00:46:33,240 --> 00:46:37,677 - Hello! - Deborah! - Hello! - What! Are you alone? 566 00:46:37,720 --> 00:46:42,396 With so many husbands left alone in the city my friends have a their hands full. 567 00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:48,197 So then I came alone. I said to myself: "Maybe I'm enough." No? 569 00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:07,755 No, no, I see that you're not sorry. 573 00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:03,275 - Jessica! - Oh no! Deborah, Professor! 574 00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:07,393 Ah, yes, Deborah, Jessica ... 576 00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:15,838 Come on, Professor! I like you like that! 577 00:49:18,650 --> 00:49:20,749 Come on, Barbara! 579 00:49:27,900 --> 00:49:30,917 - Carpe diem! - A foreigner? 580 00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:58,268 Eh ... mah! 583 00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:17,229 - Marco? - Pardon? What did you say, I'm sorry? 584 00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:20,875 No. .. I said ... it's Marco's ... 585 00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:24,629 It's definitely Marco who gave you that shirt. 586 00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:27,558 You guessed it! Marco just gave it to me. 587 00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:31,388 - Welcome back, love! I missed you! - So you've become friends. 588 00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:34,671 I would say so. He's nice, that Marco. 589 00:50:34,720 --> 00:50:38,269 This is my new hobby: I'm trying to assemble this chair, ... 590 00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:42,313 They say it's.. relaxing, soothing, but it only gets on my nerves. 591 00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:47,753 Excuse me a moment, give it to me. There you are. 592 00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:53,318 - Bravo! - It 's as if I've always seen this chair. 593 00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:56,796 So Anna was lucky to meet a husband like Marco. 594 00:50:56,840 --> 00:51:00,310 - Why, aren't you lucky? - Me too, to the same extent. 595 00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:04,433 Even more, and it is right, because you're worth a million Anne's! 596 00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:08,473 - How can you tell? - From some speeches made by Marco. 597 00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:10,988 Because this Anna, let's face it, ... 598 00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:17,149 As a friend .. is also delightful, too, but as a wife she's not good, no? 599 00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:24,231 - Marco told you that? - No, for heaven's sake! - Oh, he didn't? 600 00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:27,750 From what I understand, Marco deserves something better. 601 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:33,113 Look, you've got it wrong, Marco is madly in love with Anna! 602 00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:36,596 He showers her with gifts, is full of attention ... 603 00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:41,395 For Marco, it's as though all the other women don't exist. He doesn't see them! 604 00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:45,672 In five years of marriage he's never wronged her! 605 00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:46,800 Well, that's right ... 606 00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:55,837 - What do you mean "that's right"? - No, nothing, nothing ... - No, come on! 607 00:51:55,880 --> 00:52:00,192 If Marco told you some confidence, he told you something ... 608 00:52:00,240 --> 00:52:04,597 You can tell me, can't you? At least, to me ... 609 00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:09,919 - Promise me you won't say a word to your friend Anna? - I swear! 610 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:13,316 I would not want to make a confidence to you, ipso facto ... 611 00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:15,316 .. should that friend of yours come to know it. 612 00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:18,397 - Oh for heaven's sake! - Agreed? - Of course. 613 00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:20,275 No, it's nothing, then, Marco ... 614 00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:28,189 That boy ... He's nice, eh? Of course he ... 615 00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:34,118 After all, he has a reason, he's young, it's a thing of no importance. 616 00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:38,790 - What thing? - No, nothing. - No, come on! - I not going to say anything. 617 00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:42,116 You've already started! Come on, tell me. 618 00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:45,000 If you don't tell me, I'll break your head. 619 00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:52,595 All right. It's nothing, he has a girlfriend, a certain Deborah. 620 00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:56,235 I recommend, keep it to yourself, eh? 621 00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:05,790 I don't believe it. He told you a lie to brag about. 622 00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:08,798 He made fun of you! Of course he made fun of you! 623 00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:12,116 He .. wanted to have a few laughs behind your back. 624 00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:16,438 Look I saw her with my own eyes, she came here, to his home. 625 00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:22,112 - To his home? - Eh! - What kind of name is Deborah? 626 00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:28,030 Deborah! What is it? Scottish? Exotic? 627 00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:31,231 - The heir of Deborah Kerr? - What's the matter with you? 628 00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:35,432 - Is this person named Deborah a relative of Deborah Kerr? - What's the matter? 629 00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:38,836 I doesn't matter anything to me, its just that one all of a sudden comes to find out ... 630 00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:41,997 That .. the husband of her best friend cheats on her shamefully ... 631 00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:44,759 With a filthy disgusting person .., who is also called Deborah ... 632 00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:48,190 - You must admit that it can cause a stomach ache. - But to whom? - To me! 633 00:53:48,240 --> 00:53:52,995 - But why? - Because Anna is my best friend. - Lisa, don't exaggerate. 634 00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:57,033 If you take it like that for a friend, What would you do if you were the victim? 635 00:53:57,080 --> 00:54:00,072 The victim, you said it! You don't know her! She doesn't deserve it! 636 00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:02,714 - Look, this Deborah ... - Don't mention her! 637 00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:05,752 - This woman ... - Yes, this woman ... - Pardon me. 638 00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:08,951 - That one. The unmentionable. - Better. 639 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:13,039 It doesn't matter to Marco. It's just an innocent escapade. 640 00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:19,155 Ah ... What would you say if I too indulged in an innocent escapade? 641 00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:22,988 - What the hell do you have to do with it?! - Me, Anna, a wife, in short! 642 00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:25,873 It would be different for a woman, more serious. 643 00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:29,629 - Definitely more tidy. - Exactly, more serious. 644 00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:34,310 Yes, yes ... It's the same old story: the man can cheat, the woman no. 645 00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:38,558 - Why didn't you stop him? - Who? Me? What ... 646 00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:43,958 When he told you that he was going out with her you had to say, "No, you're not going." 647 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:47,390 "Don't you think of your wife? Don't you think you're offending that poor angel?''. 648 00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:50,193 I would have looked like an idiot! 649 00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:53,835 - After all, what do I care about the poor angel? - You should give a damn lot. 650 00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:56,553 - But I don't even know her! - But you do know her! - How? 651 00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:58,750 - You don't know! - Oh, I don't know! - No! 652 00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:03,032 But that is no reason to be complicit in an infamy! 653 00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:05,435 Enough, I'm exhausted. 654 00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:08,916 On the other hand, you forced me to spend my precious time ... 655 00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:12,509 With your husband's friend, whose horns do not concern me. 656 00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:14,997 And you do not have to ... 657 00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:23,878 - Come, my love, perhaps it's your condition that makes you nervous. - No. .. 658 00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:28,118 Stay calm, Anna doesn't run any risk, Marco loves her. 659 00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:32,711 Deborah, in short, the little girl, is a simple fling. 660 00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:36,036 Little girl? Why? How old is she? 661 00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:42,918 - I don't know, well, 21, 22 ... - 21 or 22? There is a big difference! 662 00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:46,509 Do you think Anna is less attractive than that 22 year old idiot? 663 00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:48,869 Anna is a charming woman, you know. 664 00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:52,549 She has hair like silk, a sweet smile, tender eyes ... 665 00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:57,799 She's also intelligent and sensitive. She could cry seeing a sunset. 666 00:55:57,840 --> 00:56:02,470 And she's very sexy! Men turn around, when she passes on the street. 667 00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:06,479 She could make anyone lose their head if she wanted to! 668 00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:09,478 - I didn't know ... - Well, now you know! 669 00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:14,355 I imagined her instead elderly, gray, a little off ... 670 00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:17,551 - She 's young, colorful and sparkling! - However! 671 00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:22,276 - Marco was her first man, her first love! - I knew that. 672 00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:26,757 - How many men can say the same? - Few. - That's right. 673 00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:29,872 Do you think that ... Marco married the best of women? 674 00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:34,994 - You must really love this friend of yours. - Yes, because she deserves it. 675 00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:39,750 So the only solution is not to tell her anything. Do you promise? 676 00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:42,872 - Why don't you answer? - Because she knows so much already. 677 00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:45,992 - How does she know? - She's a woman, feminine intuition ... 678 00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:50,238 - How do you know? - I'm a woman and I sensed it, didn't I? Think! 679 00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:55,434 No, I think you're wrong. However, the important thing is that you don't say anything. 680 00:56:55,480 --> 00:57:01,589 Also because there's nothing to say! You see, darling, it's different for a man. 681 00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:06,509 A short sexual vacation now and then is healthy. Necessary, I would say. 682 00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:10,269 It does not affect in the least his love for his woman. 683 00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:14,359 How is it that you don't feel the need for this type of vacation? 684 00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:19,428 What does it matter? I'm different, older. Maybe I'm an exception. 685 00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:22,392 Look, for Marco these things are without any importance. 686 00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:25,591 How convenient! So then, if they're unimportant, why does he do them? 687 00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:27,995 If you were a man, you would understand. 688 00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:30,156 If you were a man, I would not need to understand. 689 00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:32,873 It would be enough to impose the law of the strongest. 690 00:57:34,700 --> 00:57:37,914 - Who can that be? - I don't know. 691 00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:41,873 - Are you waiting for somebody? - No, I'm not really expecting anyone. 692 00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:46,948 - You get it, I'm going to clean up. - Very well, go. 693 00:57:47,950 --> 00:57:50,879 I'm coming! I'm coming! 694 00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:57,993 - How was your evening with Deborah? You must tell me everything! - Ssh! 695 00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:01,749 - Is she still here? - Lisa, you know who came to see us? Marco! 697 00:58:03,550 --> 00:58:06,319 Your wife is back? Then mine came back too. Ask her. 698 00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:10,638 - Lisa, is Anna back? - She's back. 699 00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:13,240 She still has a cold, eh? Well, I'll leave. 700 00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:16,113 No, wait, I'll want to introduce you. 701 00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:22,759 Lisa, hurry up, Marco mustn't leave without greeting you. Sit down, she's coming now. 702 00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:24,268 Where is she? 703 00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:30,712 Oh, if you only knew ... 704 00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:36,356 Here she comes. 705 00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:49,877 Excuse me, but I'm making myself beautiful. It's a beauty mask. 706 00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:57,395 Er ... my wife. This is Marco. 707 00:58:57,440 --> 00:59:00,352 - A pleasure. - A pleasure! 708 00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:06,192 - Excuse me. - Please, please. 709 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:23,915 She's nice. No, I mean ... she must be usually. 710 00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:26,474 - Oh, well, ... - Excuse me, I'll go. - Good night. 711 00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:29,273 Ah, since your wife is back ... 712 00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:33,950 I don't know if you accompanied Deborah home last night or ... 713 00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:38,437 - Well ... - In the event it was "or" be careful, it's dangerous. 714 00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:41,790 Clues, traces will be left around, like Tom Thumb. 715 00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:46,834 Clothing, perfume, shoes, all kinds of things ... 716 00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:51,351 - Check and sniff around, eh? Goodbye. - Goodbye. - Madam, I'm leaving! 717 00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:53,470 She's nice. 719 01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:07,957 - Am I more presentable? - At first I thought for a moment ... 720 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:13,074 That beauty mask is wonderful: not a trace of tears. 721 01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:16,271 - I have to apologize for that stupid scene earlier. - It doesn't matter. 722 01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:20,677 In the confusion, I forgot to tell you that I have to go to an emergency in Milan. 723 01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:24,474 They've called me in to headquarters. Forgive me, my love. 724 01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:28,433 But no! You've just come back and already you're leaving? 725 01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:31,950 Won't it be too much exertion, in your condition? 726 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:36,312 - No, it doesn't matter. Also I've decided that this is the last time. - Huh? 727 01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:39,796 I resign, I'll stop making the commute. 728 01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:43,355 From now on, we'll always be together, just you and me! 729 01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:47,951 - How beautiful! - Are you happy? - Yes, of course. 730 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:51,959 - See you tomorrow. - Take care. - Bye. - Goodbye. 731 01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:56,755 A black hair? Deborah, I could kill you, you know? 732 01:00:56,800 --> 01:01:00,634 Let me smell. The usual perfume that never goes away! 733 01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:04,753 Did we leave glasses under the table? Maybe with lipstick stains! 734 01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:09,237 Who is it? Anna! What, you're back already? 735 01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:14,638 - What a lovely surprise! Ouch! - Not enough. 736 01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:19,151 - What did you say? - I would have preferred to surprise you more. 737 01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:23,716 I spoke on the phone with Lisa. She told me that you were there. 738 01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:26,354 You could expect that I was going to arrive. 739 01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:30,678 Yes, I went to say hell to Antonio. You were right, he's very nice. 740 01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:33,837 I never thought about connecting with a middle-aged professor. 741 01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:37,316 - We made good company. - Too bad you started late. 742 01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:41,956 - Huh? - To prefer good to bad company! - What are you saying? 743 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,560 Only that Lisa is lucky to have a husband like Antonio! 744 01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:48,798 - And you, then? Aren't you lucky? - More than Lisa? 745 01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:53,550 Much more than Lisa! it's only right, you're more beautiful and deserve more than Lisa. 746 01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:55,875 Incidentally, I saw her. She's a disaster, poor thing. 747 01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:59,833 How can you tell if you saw her with a beauty mask on her face? 748 01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:04,237 How do you know that I saw her with beauty mask on her face? 749 01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:06,794 - She told me by phone. - Oh yes? - Of course. 750 01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:11,789 Beauty Mask or not, you can see that she is very much in her later years. 751 01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:16,311 I never heard of using more unhappy expressions about the age of people! 752 01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:19,557 Of course, since Antonio is a middle-aged man, ... 753 01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:21,636 Lisa is .. in her later years! 754 01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:26,037 - These expressions are commonly used. - Not in regards to Lisa! 755 01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:29,755 Lisa, if you must know, is the same age as me and is as tall as me! 756 01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:35,193 Much shorter and much older, or, if you prefer, slightly less ... 757 01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:40,712 - I like this, yes, yes, I like this. - It's mine, eh? 758 01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:45,197 However, your opinion doesn't matter: Antonio is madly in love with Lisa. 759 01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:48,277 To him, Lisa is the youngest and most beautiful woman in the world! 760 01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:51,357 He wouldn't even dream of looking at another woman! 761 01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:54,233 Who cares? I don't argue about tastes. 762 01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:57,590 Unless they're like yours: questionable. 763 01:02:57,640 --> 01:03:02,794 - Questionable? - No, I was wrong, I meant to say disgusting. 764 01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:06,276 You know that I ... I don't understand? 765 01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:10,108 Names, for example: you like pretentious names, ... 766 01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:16,349 Affected .., strange, falsely exotic, isn't that right? 767 01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:20,075 - Er ... you're mistaken. - Oh, I'm wrong? - Yes, you're wrong. - Hopefully. 768 01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:23,476 For example: I married you and your name is Anna. 769 01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:26,273 - But you never liked it. - No? - No! 770 01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:31,519 - I love it instead, because it's a sweet name. - Are you sure? 771 01:03:31,560 --> 01:03:37,715 - It's a name ... classic. - Well, how do you say ... ordinary, right? 772 01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:40,752 - An ideal name for a wife. - Oh, yes. 773 01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:45,396 Just as the perfect name for a whore is ... Deborah! 774 01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:49,877 Deborah? The name for a whore ... That's a good one! 775 01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:55,552 That's not bad. If we have a daughter, I propose to call her: Deborah. 776 01:03:55,600 --> 01:04:01,118 - Deborah ... I've never known someone named that. - No? - No. 777 01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:08,111 - You've never met anyone with the name Deborah. - No. 778 01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:13,234 Where is it? Where did I put it? Have you seen my shoe? 779 01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:18,638 - No. What was it like? - Like this one I have on my foot, no? - Yes, of course. 780 01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:22,912 - I took it off a little while ago, on the couch. - You had it when you came in? 781 01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:26,191 Sure, I came from Salsomaggiore with only one shoe like this! 782 01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:30,791 - A moment of inattention ... - A shoe can't fly out the window! 783 01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:35,197 I've never seen a shoe flying out the window! 784 01:04:35,240 --> 01:04:40,792 I don't care! A flying shoe won't distract us from the discussion. 785 01:04:40,840 --> 01:04:44,515 - Why? We were discussing? - Yes! - What about? 786 01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:48,155 - Deborah. - If you don't like it, we can choose a different name. 787 01:04:48,200 --> 01:04:53,991 No, Deborah goes well with you, Anna is not doing well. 788 01:04:54,040 --> 01:04:58,079 I'm leaving, Marco, I leave you to your lies, your betrayal, ... 789 01:04:58,120 --> 01:05:01,430 ... to your cheap strippers! 790 01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:06,554 Disgusting pig! He blurted it all, after what I've done for him! 791 01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:11,071 - Are you talking about Antonio? - Who else, if not him! - Don't you dare! 792 01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:15,636 Even on top of a ladder you wouldn't be able to tie his shoes. 793 01:05:15,680 --> 01:05:17,671 I commend him to you, this Pharisee! 794 01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:21,315 It may well be that he isn't the easy type for adventures, but do you know why? 795 01:05:21,360 --> 01:05:23,555 Because he loves his wife! 796 01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:26,797 Because he's full of inhibitions! A twisted intellectual! 797 01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:29,400 He despises a healthy adventure without complications, ... 798 01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:31,749 he has to make it .. a sentimental little story! 799 01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:33,791 Because he's a serious and sensitive man. 800 01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:36,832 Then you consider "betrayal" the physical act, eh? 801 01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:40,555 You have a curious scale of values, however, if you must know ... 802 01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:44,991 Last night .. I only drank a whiskey with Antonio and Deborah! 803 01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:47,634 - If you don't believe me, ask the snitch. - Of course. 804 01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:51,912 Because as soon as he left, you continued to drink and that's it. 805 01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:57,159 - With that one there! - That one there, Deborah, left with Antonio. 806 01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:05,676 Antonio accompanied her home? 807 01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:09,269 The snitch didn't mention that detail ... 808 01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:14,075 .. to his beloved wife, your friend, but it's so. 809 01:06:14,120 --> 01:06:17,556 They went out together and, from the way he looked at her ... 810 01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:20,672 I don't think he limited himself to giving her a ride. 811 01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:24,235 unless for "a ride" one doesn't intend to ... "ride". (double meaning of "passaggio" unclear) 812 01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:26,748 - That's mean on your part. - Oh yeah? - Yes! 813 01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:29,678 Trying to raise yourself in my estimation by lowering others. 814 01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:34,077 Because I'm sure that Antonio accompanied the girl home ... 815 01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:36,509 Without wasting a moment ..! 816 01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:38,710 I can just imagine, the poor professor! 817 01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:42,469 How uncomfortable he must have felt next to a girl like that! 818 01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:47,514 - He wouldn't even try to strike up a conversation. - No, that ... 819 01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:51,075 I think you're right, he wouldn't have tried at all. 820 01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:54,999 Deborah doesn't arouses desire for conversation with men. 821 01:06:55,040 --> 01:07:01,115 With her words are useless. Deborah arouses silences, several moans. 822 01:07:01,160 --> 01:07:04,470 You're vile, but it's a relief to listen to you talk. 823 01:07:04,520 --> 01:07:08,991 So I will have no regrets. Because, it's clear: I'm leaving. 824 01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:11,349 - And the baby? - Comes with me! 825 01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:14,836 Would you break up our marriage for a fling? 826 01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:17,713 Just because I was with a girl that I don't care about! 827 01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:22,038 That's what makes you so foreigh and disgusting: your cynicism! 828 01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:25,993 Because if you were in love, I would understand, I would try to help you. 829 01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:31,558 - I would feel closer to you. - Just words. - I'd have a man in front of me! 830 01:07:31,600 --> 01:07:35,195 Not a vulgarian that abandons himself to his animal instincts! 831 01:07:35,240 --> 01:07:38,710 - Is that what you think? - Yes! - Then get out! - Yes! - No! 832 01:07:38,760 --> 01:07:42,469 - I'm leaving myself! - Then go away, but the worse for you! 833 01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:45,796 - Worse for me?! Worse for you! - Worse for me?! Worse for you! 834 01:07:45,840 --> 01:07:49,071 Worse for me! Better for me! 835 01:07:56,880 --> 01:08:00,031 - Hello, is Marco home? - No, my husband isn't here. 836 01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:02,719 - Anna! It's you! - Who is it? 837 01:08:02,760 --> 01:08:06,355 It's Professor Antonio Bianchi! What a pleasant surprise! 838 01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:10,154 I wasn't expecting such luck. Perhaps I'm disturbing you? 839 01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:14,352 No, you're not bothering me at all, professor. In fact, I'm glad. 840 01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:18,598 You're really glad? Okay, but don't call me "professor"! 841 01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:23,031 What are these formalities? It's so cold! Call me Tony! 842 01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:30,188 - Tony! - Why? Don't you like it? There's another girl who calls me that. 843 01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:32,595 I find it more cheerful than Antonio. 844 01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:35,029 - I prefer Antonio! - Say that again, please. 845 01:08:35,080 --> 01:08:38,755 No, I ... I prefer Antonio. 846 01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:43,112 I liked how you said that, Anna. 847 01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:48,393 Yes, you have a sweet name, a name that glides over the skin, ... 848 01:08:48,440 --> 01:08:51,238 .. that caresses ... 849 01:08:51,720 --> 01:08:56,999 And . .. Deborah? Doesn't that glide over the skin? 850 01:08:57,040 --> 01:09:02,114 Oh ... no ... Eh? I don't understand. 851 01:09:02,160 --> 01:09:06,233 Deborah? What is that? Scottish? Exotic? A relative of Deborah Kerr? 852 01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:09,113 How amusing! 853 01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:13,995 Look, if you're doing this in order to defend Marco, you're too late. I know everything. 854 01:09:14,040 --> 01:09:17,999 But then why should we talk about Marco? Let's talk about Deborah. 855 01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:23,919 And Deborah ... What did she do in the car? 856 01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:29,159 Did she give you ... a ride? Or not? 857 01:09:29,200 --> 01:09:33,796 - I can't hide anything from you, eh? - No, you can't. 858 01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:38,038 But how is this girl? Very beautiful? 859 01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:42,995 - I wouldn't say "beautiful" ... - Sexy?! 860 01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:47,318 Eh! That is ... all in all, a healthy little animal. 861 01:09:47,360 --> 01:09:52,036 Ah ... healthy ... and available, it seems. 862 01:09:52,080 --> 01:09:57,029 For certain kinds of opportunities they must be available in pairs. 863 01:09:57,080 --> 01:09:59,116 Ah ... 864 01:09:59,160 --> 01:10:03,517 I had to use the strong method: a nice therapeutic slap. 865 01:10:03,560 --> 01:10:07,951 Oh ... you're adorable ... 866 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:13,632 - Pardon? - Eh? No, no ... nothing. 867 01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:18,310 No, no, I heard you fine, You said, "You're adorable." 868 01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:22,558 Oh, Anna, you know that it seems to me that I've known you forever? 869 01:10:22,600 --> 01:10:26,195 For days and days I've been trying to rebuild ... 870 01:10:26,240 --> 01:10:29,676 .. Your image in my mind. 871 01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:32,917 It's ... a kind of tender identikit. 872 01:10:37,240 --> 01:10:39,515 A tender what? 873 01:10:39,560 --> 01:10:43,633 - Identikit. And do you know how I imagine you? - No. 874 01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:47,070 Sparkling, colorful, ... 875 01:10:47,120 --> 01:10:51,193 A sweet smile .., silky hair, tender eyes ... 876 01:10:51,240 --> 01:10:53,356 But I told him that. 877 01:10:53,400 --> 01:10:56,039 I'm sure that men turn to look at you, when you walk. 878 01:10:56,080 --> 01:10:59,914 - The same words ... - I knew you were like that. 879 01:10:59,960 --> 01:11:03,669 I have a kind of telepathic sensitivity. 880 01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:06,951 Anna ... 881 01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:10,675 Have you ever cried during a sunset? 882 01:11:10,720 --> 01:11:14,793 - And you? - Always. 883 01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:19,235 Your husband is cheating on you with yourself: it's appalling. 884 01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:22,511 How I like listening to your voice, Tony. 885 01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:26,758 I always wondered looking at your picture: "But what voice does it have?" 886 01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:30,349 - You look at my picture? - I can't help it. 887 01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:33,472 I know I shouldn't, but ... I keep it under my pillow. 888 01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:38,799 - You have such an interesting face ... - Me? Well .. 889 01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:44,636 - You really think so? - Your voice is beautiful and sensual. 890 01:11:44,680 --> 01:11:48,309 It's the only thing I didn't know about you. 891 01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:51,318 - Lisa told me everything. - Everything? 892 01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:55,478 Everything, everything, everything. I even know you have a strawberry birthmark. 893 01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:58,637 I hope she didn't say where. 894 01:11:58,680 --> 01:12:03,754 Don't worry, I go crazy over strawberries. 895 01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:10,320 - Let's meet. - Where? - Here, at my house. 896 01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:14,273 - When? - Immediately. I want to look at you. 897 01:12:14,320 --> 01:12:16,675 Just look at me? 898 01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:19,917 No. .. I mean, yes, I want to look at you, I also want to ... 899 01:12:19,960 --> 01:12:23,748 No foretaste, it will be a surprise. Come at once, please. 900 01:12:23,800 --> 01:12:27,759 Yes, a real surprise. Don't move, I'm coming. 903 01:13:18,680 --> 01:13:22,468 - Lisa ... you're back? - What? 904 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:31,076 - You're back. - It seems obvious, I'm here. I missed the plane. 905 01:13:32,080 --> 01:13:36,995 - Missed the pl ... - Eh! - How wonderful! - Yeah! 906 01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:41,830 How cute you are! What is it? Carnival? 907 01:13:41,880 --> 01:13:45,475 No, it's just that I was hot and ... But you, though ... 908 01:13:45,520 --> 01:13:49,035 I was hot too and I changed at the airport. 909 01:13:49,080 --> 01:13:55,872 But what do I see! The sweets, the champagne ... Whose party is it? 910 01:13:55,920 --> 01:14:00,072 - The party is ... for you. - For me. - Yours and ... mine. 911 01:14:00,120 --> 01:14:03,430 - I knew you had come back. - So you talked to Anna. 912 01:14:03,480 --> 01:14:07,155 - Anna? - Anna. - No, why? - I called her from the airport. 913 01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:10,112 She told me that she had just finished talking to you. 914 01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:14,438 - See what you have to invent, Anna. - Ah, Anna! - Anna! 915 01:14:14,480 --> 01:14:20,271 - I understood Gianna. - Who is Gianna? - Exactly, who knows her? 916 01:14:20,320 --> 01:14:25,792 Do you know what Anna said? She said that your voice ... is fascinating. 917 01:14:25,840 --> 01:14:30,516 - Imagine ... - And that you were courting her! 918 01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:34,473 Ah, she also said ... But what courting! Imagine if I ... 919 01:14:34,520 --> 01:14:36,636 No, it's that she had quarreled with her husband. 920 01:14:36,680 --> 01:14:39,956 By the way, it's also your fault. She was crying, the poor thing. 921 01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:44,073 So I was a little moved, I was kind to her ... 922 01:14:44,120 --> 01:14:49,240 No big deal, I wasn't courting her! I don't even know her. 923 01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:55,549 - And the tender identikit? - What are you? Siamese twins? 924 01:14:55,600 --> 01:14:59,195 You can't say a single thing to one, the other is immediately informed! 925 01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:03,153 By the way, did you tell her that you hadn't left? What brought you back home? 926 01:15:03,200 --> 01:15:07,079 I missed the plane because I was chatting with her. 927 01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:12,194 - Call her then. - Why? - Because you have to inform her, don't you? 928 01:15:12,240 --> 01:15:15,073 You tell her the most trivial things, but not the important ones! Tell her! 929 01:15:15,120 --> 01:15:18,078 - No, there is no need. - Yes, there is a need! 930 01:15:18,120 --> 01:15:21,715 If I tell you that there is a need, it means that the need is there! I'll call her! 931 01:15:21,760 --> 01:15:24,672 There's no need ... There is a need! 932 01:15:24,720 --> 01:15:28,190 Maybe I shouldn't have come back so suddenly. 933 01:15:28,240 --> 01:15:31,949 - Is it by any chance that you had to meet Anna? - Who? Me? - Eh? 934 01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:36,755 Not at all! Here, if you don't believe me, ask her. 935 01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:39,189 - Yes, I'll ask. - Ask her. 936 01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:44,758 No, I can't, no one answers. She must already be on the road. 937 01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:48,839 What do you mean, already on the road? To go where? Coming here, maybe? 938 01:15:48,880 --> 01:15:52,634 Now you'll tell me that in a second, the doorbell will ring and Anna will be at the door. 939 01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:56,878 - The bell! - The bell? 940 01:15:56,920 --> 01:16:01,072 It will be one of those nuisances selling the Encyclopedia Britannica. 941 01:16:01,120 --> 01:16:04,829 - Don't open it. - But yes, open it. - Do you want the Encyclopedia Britannica? 942 01:16:04,880 --> 01:16:09,237 - I'll get it. - No, then I'll go, if you really ... 944 01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:23,469 Honey, trust me, go to the room for a moment. 945 01:16:23,520 --> 01:16:27,911 I'll settle this in five minutes, let's not humiliate ourselves like that. (Antonio) The liquid in five minutes, umiliamola not so. ???? 946 01:16:27,960 --> 01:16:32,795 - But who is it? - Anna! Who knows what that dimwit put in her head! 947 01:16:32,840 --> 01:16:36,833 Anna? Anna is behind there? 948 01:16:36,880 --> 01:16:43,399 No! Five minutes, I'll take care of it immediately. Come on, go in there, eh? 949 01:16:43,440 --> 01:16:47,149 Yes, yes, I'll go in there. Anna ... 951 01:16:58,480 --> 01:17:02,519 Tony, finally! I heard that your wife wasn't here, I came up for a moment. 952 01:17:02,560 --> 01:17:06,792 How exciting! You enjoyed that night, didn't you? 953 01:17:09,360 --> 01:17:12,989 Ah, you're not alone! Piggy! 954 01:17:13,080 --> 01:17:15,992 - Oh, wait! - What? 955 01:17:20,200 --> 01:17:23,510 I came to pick up my "cash sack". 956 01:17:32,320 --> 01:17:37,030 You see, dear? You always suspect the worst! It isn't Anna. 957 01:17:37,080 --> 01:17:42,552 No, she's for the thing ... Not for the Encyclopedia Britannica. 958 01:17:42,600 --> 01:17:47,594 She came for the cash if ... the boxes ... Checks ... 959 01:17:47,640 --> 01:17:53,317 Cachet! She sells boxes of cachet! But we don't need them, do you, dear? 960 01:17:53,360 --> 01:17:58,912 Boxes of cachet ... And so, this would be the eater of husbands. 961 01:17:58,960 --> 01:18:04,080 The famous ... Deborah. Is that all there is? 962 01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:08,432 How could it be, all there is? There is ... That is, how could it be, Deborah? 963 01:18:08,480 --> 01:18:12,678 Not "could", it is! I'd Know her among a thousand, this ... This! 964 01:18:12,720 --> 01:18:15,871 - This, in what sense, excuse me? - In a derogatory sense! 965 01:18:15,920 --> 01:18:18,070 - The cow that says "horned" to the sheep! - Girls ... 966 01:18:18,120 --> 01:18:21,112 - Lamb, who did you call "cow"? - What nerve! 967 01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:24,914 The most slutty harlots are the so-called respectable women! 968 01:18:24,960 --> 01:18:26,996 - Girls ... - Excuse me, Tony! 969 01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:30,589 It may be professional sensibility, but I've never endured abuse! 970 01:18:30,640 --> 01:18:33,950 - This is a misunderstanding! - And that's you. - How is it me? 971 01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:36,036 This lady has a point. 972 01:18:36,080 --> 01:18:41,313 - You don't trap the wife of a friend like Marco. - What? 973 01:18:41,360 --> 01:18:44,670 So you know too! But this is a case like Watergate! 974 01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:46,870 What do you know about Marco's wife? 975 01:18:46,920 --> 01:18:51,436 - But isn't this lady his wife? - Of course she's my wife! 976 01:18:51,480 --> 01:18:56,429 I know Marco's wife, I saw her photo, and this is ... 977 01:18:57,900 --> 01:19:00,996 I'm not well! Get me some water! 978 01:19:01,040 --> 01:19:06,398 - Immediately! - Don't say anything more, I love you, you're adorable. 979 01:19:06,440 --> 01:19:10,558 - Here, it's all for you. - Here, honey. - We've made peace. 980 01:19:10,600 --> 01:19:14,639 I get it. This girl has nothing to do with it, she's not to blame and is very sweet! 981 01:19:14,680 --> 01:19:18,229 - Even you and your husband ... - The treats! She likes them so much! 982 01:19:18,280 --> 01:19:22,159 Now she has to leave, she has a date with a man. 983 01:19:22,200 --> 01:19:24,589 Very pleased! Goodbye! 984 01:19:24,640 --> 01:19:29,919 Lisa ... my darling, I'm dumbfounded. 985 01:19:29,960 --> 01:19:34,829 You have been so understanding, such delicacy ... even with Sweden! 986 01:19:34,880 --> 01:19:39,510 - So forgive me, eh? - So I'm leaving. 987 01:19:47,080 --> 01:19:50,629 I'm leaving! Yes, I'm leaving! I'm leaving! 990 01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:06,718 But where am I going? Where will I go? 992 01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:18,354 I'll be back soon! 993 01:20:24,360 --> 01:20:31,277 Hey, you ... here's your money. I've never taken money from a woman. 994 01:20:46,360 --> 01:20:49,557 You need to drink something strong. 995 01:20:49,600 --> 01:20:56,039 Sergio, something strong for the lady! The usual for me. 996 01:20:58,040 --> 01:21:01,476 Thank you. Maybe you're asking yourself ... 997 01:21:01,520 --> 01:21:05,900 I've stopped asking myself questions for a while, you know? 998 01:21:06,320 --> 01:21:10,677 It's true. I am the wife of Marco and Antonio. 999 01:21:10,720 --> 01:21:16,909 - Cleopatra? - No, bigamist. I have two men. Are you shocked? 1000 01:21:16,960 --> 01:21:21,590 Me? Imagine! At the moment, I have twelve! 1001 01:21:22,920 --> 01:21:25,753 12? Congratulations, I have two, but ... 1002 01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:30,828 Maybe you can forgive one husband who betrays you, but two is too much! 1003 01:21:30,880 --> 01:21:36,512 - I understand, but you also ... - Me? I've never cheated on them! 1004 01:21:36,560 --> 01:21:41,509 - Ah, you're a faithful bigamist! - Eh ... bigamist. 1005 01:21:41,560 --> 01:21:45,030 - How I wish I knew! - Why didn't you tell them? 1006 01:21:45,080 --> 01:21:47,230 You know what men are like! 1007 01:21:47,280 --> 01:21:52,308 They're able to turn over the omelette and blame me that it's the wrong side! 1008 01:21:52,360 --> 01:21:55,955 Cheer up, there are a lot of men! 1009 01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:59,400 To get them, just don't take them seriously. 1010 01:22:00,480 --> 01:22:05,759 You're nice. We could have become friends in other circumstances. 1011 01:22:08,280 --> 01:22:13,195 - In the end, we have one thing in common. - Maybe two. 1012 01:22:13,240 --> 01:22:15,550 I didn't know you were also smart. 1013 01:22:15,720 --> 01:22:19,300 I never am, when there is a man around. 1014 01:22:24,120 --> 01:22:29,638 - Hello, beautiful! - Hello, Superman! You're really cool. 1015 01:22:32,760 --> 01:22:36,196 - Promise me you won't cry anymore. - Yes, don't worry! 1016 01:22:36,240 --> 01:22:41,314 In fact, those two have done me a favor. They've solved my problem. 1017 01:22:41,360 --> 01:22:44,432 For the first time in my life I don't belong to anybody. 1018 01:22:44,480 --> 01:22:46,755 I'm done with men! 1019 01:22:46,800 --> 01:22:52,352 If I happen to cry for a man again, it will be from too much laughing! 1020 01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:54,436 Brava,'' Cleopatra''! 1021 01:22:54,480 --> 01:22:59,270 - No, my name is Anna Lisa. Deborah, will you do me a favor? - Of course. 1022 01:22:59,320 --> 01:23:01,754 As soon as the baby comes, I'm leaving. 1023 01:23:01,800 --> 01:23:05,634 Only then you will need to call Marco and Antonio and tell them everything. 1024 01:23:05,680 --> 01:23:07,800 And I hope they take it very badly! 1025 01:23:08,160 --> 01:23:12,438 Leave it to me, I'll reduce them into two rags! 1026 01:23:12,480 --> 01:23:17,793 - Well, duty calls. Bye. - Bye. 1027 01:23:21,080 --> 01:23:22,594 Hi, guys! 1028 01:23:25,280 --> 01:23:30,070 Hello? Pubblicitanima? Who's on the phone? 1029 01:23:30,120 --> 01:23:33,795 Director, I'm sorry to bother you. This is Marco Rossi. 1030 01:23:33,840 --> 01:23:37,196 I just wanted to know if my wife was there. 1031 01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:40,232 Of course, you don't know me, I've never called. 1032 01:23:40,280 --> 01:23:44,239 It was always my wife who call me. Anna Rossi. 1033 01:23:44,280 --> 01:23:48,558 How could it be, neither seen or known her, if you've been working with her for a year?! 1034 01:23:48,600 --> 01:23:53,674 Are you really the Manager of the Pubblicitanima? 1035 01:23:53,720 --> 01:23:57,076 And you've never heard of Anna Rossi? We're doing well. 1036 01:23:57,120 --> 01:24:00,430 And Lisa Bianchi? At least you knows her. Not her either. 1037 01:24:00,480 --> 01:24:03,631 What kind of relationship do you have with the staff? No, don't go away! 1038 01:24:03,680 --> 01:24:07,309 It's an urgen matter! My wife has disappeared and she's also pregnant! 1039 01:24:07,360 --> 01:24:12,309 And you insist that you don't know her! What? And what do you understand? 1040 01:24:12,360 --> 01:24:17,957 What blackmail! of course I'm the father of the child! That's preposterous! 1041 01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:22,790 I just want to know where she is! Anna! Anna Rossi, yes! 1042 01:24:22,840 --> 01:24:25,513 Why do you want me to give a damn about Lisa Bianchi?! 1043 01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:29,951 And you don't care about either of them, eh? You know what? 1044 01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:32,719 Hello! Hello! 1045 01:24:32,760 --> 01:24:38,118 Hello? Pubblicitanima? Get me the manager, please. 1046 01:24:38,160 --> 01:24:42,995 Oh, you are? Ah, friend! This is Professor Bianchi, Antonio Bianchi. 1047 01:24:43,040 --> 01:24:47,909 Yes, the husband of Lisa. How are you? What? 1048 01:24:47,960 --> 01:24:51,953 There must be some interference, someone said: "What do you care how she is." 1049 01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:58,473 That's crazy! But how was she? How dare you?! 1050 01:24:58,520 --> 01:25:01,637 I will tell my wife to resign immediately! 1051 01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:05,229 Now I demand that you transfer me! What are you doing? 1052 01:25:05,280 --> 01:25:10,832 She's typing? On a machine. Ah, not on a machine? What? Sta battendo ? A macchina. Ah, non a macchina ? Cosa ? ??? 1056 01:26:00,720 --> 01:26:05,350 - Ah, it's you ... - Professor, I have no words to tell you what I think of you! 1057 01:26:05,400 --> 01:26:08,472 - I was just ... - Know that it's your fault my wife is gone! 1058 01:26:08,520 --> 01:26:12,559 They don't know either her or your wife at the place where they're supposed to work! 1059 01:26:12,600 --> 01:26:17,037 - I was going to say the same thing! - What? - The same situation! 1060 01:26:17,080 --> 01:26:23,030 - Those two are hiding something from us. - Come with me. - My bike! 1061 01:26:29,200 --> 01:26:31,794 Now relax. 1062 01:26:31,840 --> 01:26:36,311 Follow me well, I understand everything, I know everything, I've reconstructed everything! 1063 01:26:36,360 --> 01:26:40,353 My wife and yours are together when the two of us are together ... 1064 01:26:40,400 --> 01:26:44,439 But .. when they are with us they've careful not to be together. 1065 01:26:44,480 --> 01:26:48,678 - Do you follow me? - I follow you, but I don't understand a thing. - I'm not surprised. 1066 01:26:48,720 --> 01:26:51,553 What was the need for us to meet ... 1067 01:26:51,600 --> 01:26:56,116 .. If the purpose was not for the four of us to hang out together? 1068 01:26:56,160 --> 01:27:00,950 It was as if, having to confess a serious thing that concerned us all, ... 1069 01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:05,391 They want us to know each other .. to be on an equal level, is that clear? 1070 01:27:05,440 --> 01:27:09,911 - No. - Don't be discouraged. Even for me it was hard but I got there. 1071 01:27:09,960 --> 01:27:12,633 Not for nothing am I a professor of psychology. 1072 01:27:12,680 --> 01:27:18,994 Summary: My wife and your left us at the same time. 1073 01:27:19,040 --> 01:27:22,999 - Why? - Because they discovered we put horns on them. 1074 01:27:23,040 --> 01:27:28,592 Stories, it's now clear that they are together ... 1075 01:27:28,640 --> 01:27:31,598 So .. where one goes, there can't help but go the other. 1076 01:27:31,640 --> 01:27:35,679 - Why? - Because they're friends. - Not enough! Wake up, Marco! 1077 01:27:35,720 --> 01:27:40,748 - Why? - Because ... Look, I don't follow you. 1078 01:27:40,800 --> 01:27:44,998 - It's unbelievable, yet it can't be anything else. - So, what is it? 1079 01:27:45,040 --> 01:27:50,398 Marco, Anna and Lisa are not just two friends as we believe. 1080 01:27:50,440 --> 01:27:54,956 - What the heck are they? - "Special" friends. 1081 01:27:55,000 --> 01:28:01,951 - Huh? - Special girlfriends. - So what? - The snakes ... fawns ... 1082 01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:05,356 Fawns? But, lesbians? 1083 01:28:05,400 --> 01:28:07,868 - Fawns! - No, not fawns! - Yes! 1084 01:28:07,920 --> 01:28:11,435 - Professor, I think you're crazy. You read too much. - And you too little. 1085 01:28:11,480 --> 01:28:14,040 Don't you hear them when they talk about each other? 1086 01:28:14,080 --> 01:28:18,153 What is it, if not infatuation? And then, did they or did they not run away together? 1087 01:28:18,200 --> 01:28:21,192 Don't exaggerate: those two love each other, ... 1088 01:28:21,240 --> 01:28:25,199 they speak of each other with tenderness, they ran away together, ... 1089 01:28:25,240 --> 01:28:27,913 they've invented a job .. to see one another. 1090 01:28:27,960 --> 01:28:30,713 - I think you're right. - Eh! 1091 01:28:33,560 --> 01:28:37,758 - Better like that, than a real lover. - Less serious. - I would say. 1092 01:28:37,800 --> 01:28:40,109 At least, there isn't another man in the middle. 1093 01:28:40,160 --> 01:28:44,711 Exactly, there isn't. As much as we deserve it, too. 1094 01:28:44,760 --> 01:28:49,038 I was getting along so well with Lisa ... Damn you and your escapades. 1095 01:28:49,080 --> 01:28:52,390 - Yeah, and you? - I was an idiot too, yes. 1096 01:28:52,440 --> 01:28:56,319 It's absurd to quarrel with your wife, when the first child is about to born. 1097 01:28:56,925 --> 01:28:59,432 - What's that? - It's the phone! 1098 01:28:59,480 --> 01:29:01,710 - Hello? - Hello! 1099 01:29:01,760 --> 01:29:05,912 - It's Deborah! - Ah, it's you. - Who is it? - Deborah. 1100 01:29:05,960 --> 01:29:09,555 Your wife is at the Rose Clinic. 1101 01:29:09,600 --> 01:29:12,876 - How? Where? When? Who? Why? - Is this Marco or Antonio? 1102 01:29:12,920 --> 01:29:16,754 - Antonio. And is it Lisa or Anna in the clinic? - Hurry, she's about to give birth! 1103 01:29:16,800 --> 01:29:18,870 - I'll be a father! - It's not for sure. 1104 01:29:18,920 --> 01:29:24,074 - Is it a difficult childbirth? - Very messy! 1105 01:29:27,320 --> 01:29:30,756 What? Whose mess? Hello! 1106 01:29:30,800 --> 01:29:33,917 Lisa is at the clinic, is about to give birth, but there must be something wrong. 1107 01:29:33,960 --> 01:29:36,713 - I'm going! - I'm coming with you! - Thank you! - Don't mention it! 1108 01:29:46,360 --> 01:29:49,830 - Lisa! - Oh ... 1109 01:29:55,240 --> 01:30:00,439 - Lisa, how are you? - Oh, how am I ... 1110 01:30:00,480 --> 01:30:06,157 - Lisa, I understand everything. - Really? And you're not mad? 1111 01:30:06,200 --> 01:30:12,594 But no, I don't care at all! Maybe you've forgotten that I love you. 1112 01:30:12,640 --> 01:30:15,677 I knew that you were an exceptional man! 1113 01:30:15,720 --> 01:30:23,195 Maybe I neglected you and pushed you to look for another love. 1114 01:30:24,080 --> 01:30:27,436 It isn't really in the rules, so to speak, ... 1115 01:30:27,480 --> 01:30:30,756 But .. maybe that's why its more pathetic. 1116 01:30:30,800 --> 01:30:35,749 - Ah, my little one is too lonely! - And Marco, how did he take it? 1117 01:30:35,800 --> 01:30:39,634 Marco is here outside. I'm sure he thinks as I do. 1118 01:30:39,680 --> 01:30:44,356 - But it's amazing, it seems like a dream! Go call him! - Yes, right away. 1119 01:30:47,200 --> 01:30:53,719 Marco! By the way, do you have any news for him? Do you know where Anna is? 1120 01:30:53,760 --> 01:31:00,393 - Anna? But then ... - No, because Marco doesn't know anything. Ah, here he is. 1123 01:31:12,960 --> 01:31:17,750 Oh! What the devil are you doing? What is this intimacy? How dare you? 1124 01:31:17,800 --> 01:31:21,236 - Why shouldn't I permit myself? - It's my wife! 1125 01:31:21,280 --> 01:31:23,794 Do you want to repeat that? It's my wife! 1126 01:31:23,840 --> 01:31:28,630 Enough! What are you doing? A duet? What did you think you understood? 1127 01:31:28,680 --> 01:31:31,797 - Anna! - Lisa! - Yes, Anna Lisa! Here! 1128 01:31:31,840 --> 01:31:33,910 - Your wife? - Your wife? 1129 01:31:33,960 --> 01:31:39,159 Your wife! Who has always loved you and will love you forever. 1130 01:31:39,200 --> 01:31:43,193 - And you, liar, hypocrite ... - Deceiver, biandrica ... 1131 01:31:43,240 --> 01:31:46,630 - This intrigue ... - You taught it to me! - You dare to call that love? 1132 01:31:46,680 --> 01:31:50,195 Yes, and I'm not sorry, because it was a great marriage! 1133 01:31:50,240 --> 01:31:55,314 I would remarry you right away, always and only the two of you ... my loves. 1134 01:31:56,920 --> 01:31:58,750 No! Professor! 1135 01:31:59,640 --> 01:32:05,988 Oh my God! Mamma! Help me! Oh my God! Oh my God! 1136 01:32:06,040 --> 01:32:07,429 Here we are! 1137 01:32:09,000 --> 01:32:15,473 Hello? Rose Clinic. Yes. One moment, I'll transfer you to the Doctor. 1138 01:32:17,160 --> 01:32:20,596 Strange, isn't it? But I can't hate you. 1139 01:32:20,640 --> 01:32:26,158 Strange, yes. Now it's as if I had always known. 1140 01:32:26,200 --> 01:32:30,830 - Well, I'm leaving. - Me too. - That's it. 1141 01:32:30,880 --> 01:32:33,394 On the other hand, What else can we do? 1142 01:32:33,440 --> 01:32:37,672 If we were two twenty-year old hippies we could decide to live together. 1143 01:32:37,720 --> 01:32:39,915 A woman in common, child in common ... 1144 01:32:39,960 --> 01:32:43,111 Young people are so free ... But we are two old egotists. 1145 01:32:43,160 --> 01:32:47,119 A father also has the right to know who the father of her child is! 1146 01:32:47,160 --> 01:32:50,038 Of course, because a woman can be divided, but a son never! 1147 01:32:50,080 --> 01:32:52,230 Precisely because there is a child involved. 1148 01:32:52,280 --> 01:32:55,272 That certainly is yours! You see? 1149 01:32:55,320 --> 01:32:56,800 - I'm leaving. - Eh, yes. 1150 01:33:01,240 --> 01:33:04,357 - My daughter ... - My son ... 1151 01:33:07,440 --> 01:33:12,070 - Which of you two is the father? - You're asking us? 1152 01:33:49,800 --> 01:33:52,951 Thank you. They're beautiful, you know? 1153 01:34:22,880 --> 01:34:25,513 Hm ? 1154 01:34:29,560 --> 01:34:32,074 Careful. 1155 01:34:33,480 --> 01:34:35,948 Ssh ... 1156 01:34:52,240 --> 01:34:56,392 What a woman! I predicted this too! 1157 01:35:10,400 --> 01:35:12,600 Adapted from Italian subtitles Horace Holly February 2019 102828