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Terrahawks, stay on this channel. This is an emergency.

to me.

What is it? My news.

Very well. Tell us if you must.

Well, I am going to have

a baby.

What did you say?

The sun, great giver of life and ruler of the solar system.

It is not surprising many civilizations, including we Japanese, recognize its

majesty. Can you confirm your forecast, Hiro? I will know in about 30 minutes,

Doctor. Right. We'll start testing the space tank.

Tan-tan.

You gotta hand it to Tiger. The controls are pretty much the same as the

Overlander. Right.

Except we have a lot more power here.

Twelve forward gears, eight reverse.

Independent drive on all wheels. Quite a beast.

How you doing, Zero?

We is fine, Ma.

What are those goggles for, Dixie Witt?

To protect the eyes, Patron, from the wind.

There is no wind because there is no air on the moon, you nit.

No air?

Not unless you count that dead mouse on your top lip.

The space tank is a new, unproven vehicle.

Right, Tiger.

The moonscape's the nearest we've got to the conditions we may well encounter on

Mars.

Mars?

Tested all the way. Right to the limit.

10-10.

All right, Tiger.

You've got a theory.

Tell me about it.

It's more than a theory, Mary.

If I can put this together, it'll be the most important operation Terrahawks has

ever undertaken.

Power gear one.

Let's give it the gun.

You had better hang on to something, patron.

Not when you exalt as males like me.

Power Gear 8.

She's going great.

No hair, but plenty of dust.

Look at these results.

What a test run!

Looks good.

Hero, the solar flare activity is some of the greatest since recorded

observations began.

It's all slotting into place.

Are you comfortable, my pretty one?

Yes, thank you, Zelda.

Oh, this is fun.

Fun? I don't think it's fun.

What will it be?

What will what be, you slobbering simpleton?

The baby, of course. Will it be a boy or a girl?

We are...

Andrius, sister can decide what it will be.

Have you decided, sister?

Yes. Well?

Well, what?

Is it a boy or a girl?

Not going to tell you.

Stop that!

All this need not concern you, young star.

You're a man.

Although, I sometimes have my doubts about that.

Women.

We're set.

Fire at will.

Ten-ten.

smack on the nose.

But where were the big bangs?

They was test projectiles. When we fires the real thing, then you'll see big

bangs bore in capital letters.

Well, Tiger?

Well, the situation seems almost too good to be true.

I need a little time to think.

Mother! Shh!

Keep your voice down!

What do you want?

Do you remember when I was born?

Of course I do, you cretin!

What was I like?

An enormous disappointment!

Look what you've done now, you thoughtless youth.

How do you feel, my precious one?

A little strange.

I think... Yes?

I think... What do you think?

I think... I'll have a little nap.

Don't take my heart.

It doesn't understand.

I've got to find my way. Don't take my heart.

While it's still beat for two.

Okay.

At ease.

The unusually high sun flare activity will produce an equally powerful solar

wind. It is already streaming across space at speeds of up to 1,000 miles per

second. We'll use it as a screen to cover an all-out attack on Zelda's

complex. An all-out attack?

Great! We'll land at a safe distance and go in on the ground using space tank.

Questions?

Prepare for liftoff.

Set course for Mars.

Zelda, where are you?

What is it?

I think... What?

Yes, it moved.

It's time.

Time? Oh, time.

It's time.

Don't sit there, young star.

You oaf.

It's time.

Help me with sister.

Boil some water.

Fetch the towels.

Don't panic.

Don't panic.

What's happening, mother?

Happening? Sister is going to have the baby.

Turn on the power to the delivery room.

That's it.

Turn it on.

ETA Martian orbit, 58 minutes.

Under normal conditions, Zelda's instrumentation would have picked us up

by now.

Yes, the space winds acting as a perfect cover.

What's happened to the Earth's music?

The ferret is useless.

Something is interfering with the waves.

I wonder what's going on in there.

Get out!

And where's that boiling water, you indolent idiot?

Landing site identified.

This is a 10-40.

Hero? Take us down.

The destruction of Zelda's complex and everyone in it.

Code it.

Operation Deliverance.

Launch the space tank.

Power Gear 5.

Let's drive.

It's hard.

Youngster, there's a complication.

What, Mother?

Never mind.

It's an emergency.

Bring me a crowbar.

Pardon?

Are you deaf as well as mentally retarded?

A crowbar!

It's an emergency!

It's an emergency!

Help!

This is it, Dick Shoot.

There'll be gongs for all of us.

Gongs? What is this gongs?

Meddles, you hairy twit. The world president will... pin him on us himself

18 miles from zelda's complex must detect

us soon will

this do mother i suppose it'll have to bring it in i may need your

help

Seven miles from target.

It appears we are still undetected.

Kate, stop the space tank.

Affirm. Stop space tank.

10-10.

What's wrong, Tiger?

It's too easy.

I want to know what's happening inside that complex.

Kate, try a sound scan.

We're picking up something.

Patch it through.

Oh, golly, golly, golly, it's nearly here.

The baby's coming.

Oh, oh, oh, the baby's almost here. The baby's almost here. Oh, goody, goody,

goody.

Baby?

Baby?

Baby.

Prepare to open fire. Tan-tan.

It's a bird.

Arm projectiles.

Tiger, you can't.

You've heard what's happening.

Mary, don't you see?

They're androids. They can't have babies.

Projectiles armed.

Tiger, someone or something in that complex is about to deliver a new life.

No matter how monstrous or evil a form it may grow into, it starts with one

rare and beautiful gift.

The gift of innocence.

Ready to fire.

Tiger, we can't take innocent life.

Repeat, ready to fire.

Hold fire.

I can't stand it any longer.

Do something, Zelda.

All right, my precious one.

I'll do it now.

Give me some light, young star.

Hold the light steady, you moron!

Malfunction in the firing system. Check it out.

Quickly! Quickly!

I'm... almost... there!

There! Push!

Young star, help me!

Push!

There it is!

Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji!

Goji! Goji!

Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji!

Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji!

Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji!

Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji!

Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji!

Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji!

Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji! Goji!

Goji! Go

What is it?

Is it a boy or a girl?

It's a... ...goyble!

Time's running out, Tiger. We must fire in the next 20 seconds.

Innocent life, Tiger!

Open fire.

But aim 30 degrees left.

We are under attack!

Launch the Zeefs!

Launch the Zeef!

I'm frightened, Uncle Youngster.

Don't worry.

I'll take care of you.

Well, what are you waiting for, Tiny Pit?

Get me out of the thing!

Get us out of here, hero!

Full power!

We have a very bright child here.

Thank you, Granny Zelda.

What's wrong with the back of its head?

What's wrong with the front of yours, you slobber schnitzel?

It's like that because we brought him out too soon.

But we had to, or else he would have been late for his birthday.

Is this fellow for real, my grandmother?

I'm afraid so.

We must decide on a name for this child.

But it's got a boy's voice and a girl's voice.

Sister, you must choose.

A name?

It's... Yes?

It's... Go on.

I am made of snips and snails and puppy dog's tail.

And anything else that is not so good and smelly. In fact, I am pretty evil.

Two for the price of one?

we have a very bright child here thank you granny zelda

what's wrong with the back of its head what's wrong with the front of yours

I'm afraid so.

We must decide on a name for this child.

But it's got a boy's voice and a girl's voice.

Sister, you must choose.

A name?

It's... Yes?

It's... Go on. It's... It's... I'm made of

sugar and spice and all things nice.

And I am made of snips and snares and puppy dog's tails and any other

crud you want. I'm evil.

Two for the price of one!