Original subtitles

Hello.

It's me, Gary golding.

Boop-boop-bee-do.

And I'm inviting you

on a fun-filled episode full of laughter...

[ Laughter ]

...and funny moments caught on camera...

- Get it, get it, get it! - [Bleep]

...right here on "naked and afraid."

So come on.

Let's go and take a journey...

To the land of laughter.

♪ The hills are alive with music ♪

Let's go!

Oh, my god!

Narrator: It takes serious mental toughness

and a lot of skill to make it

on the "naked and afraid" challenge...

Timber!

...but a solid sense of humor...

What's cooking, good looking?

Nice legs. [ Laughing ]

...is also a huge key to survival.

Oh, it's touching my genitals.

Jake: The more life gets [bleep]

The more I try to keep that positive spirit about me.

Narrator: We are about to reveal all the hilarity

that happens during the challenges.

Seth: How's that view, America?

Man: Watch out!

You're gonna have to look at this.

Trish: Good lord.

Jeremy has got a double penis.

Oh, my god.

This is "naked and afraid: Just kidding."

Man #2: Ow.

Being naked out here sucks.

Narrator: As the survivalists prep for the challenge...

I'm just, like, in here trying to get a little shredded.

Narrator: ...It becomes obvious

that they're not like most people.

Aah!

To prepare for my challenge in Alaska,

I was spending a lot of time in freezers...

Oh, god.

It's so cold.

...eating sticks of butter.

If I go in, like, a blubbery seal,

I'll be able to use those fat stores

to maybe help keep me warm.

Mm. [ Laughs ]

[ Horse neighs ]

- Shower whiskey! - Whoo!

Man #3: Cheersies! Yeah!

We can conquer the world with a machete!

[ Growls ]

Yes, we can have fun with the pot!

[ Engine revving ]

[ Coughs ]

Narrator: Many of the survivalists

just can't wait to get to their locations

and get naked.

Welcome to my humble abode.

Narrator: In fact, some don't wait.

How's this? Whoo!

Hey, baby!

I don't always answer the door naked...

Woo-whoo!

...but when I do, you can guarantee

that there are religious folks knocking at the door.

The cops were here.

Why?

Because there was a crazy lady

dancing around nude.

[ Cows mooing ]

I am walking amongst cows naked.

You can hear them in the background.

This is so weird.

I'm very comfortable with my body.

My body is a temple, and my temple is gorgeous.

So I just got done saying goodbye.

Narrator: When they're finally ready to leave,

there's always someone who's sad to see them go.

I think this guy knows that I'm leaving him for a long time.

Right, buddy?

Gonna miss daddy?

Woman: Am I gonna survive out there?

You're right. I should be worried.

[ Braying ]

This is Farnsworth, and he's sneezing on me right now,

but I am going to miss this donkey like nobody's business.

He... hi, bud.

Quite literally taking my ass out for a walk.

[ Brays loudly ]

Come here, papa. Give me a kiss. Love you.

Narrator: Before Bulent left for Colombia,

his dog, Archie, was all about public displays of affection.

[ Archie snarling playfully ]

I'm not here to impress anybody.

There is gonna be somebody who...

Archie, I love you, too, papa, and thank you for the kisses.

Thank you for the kisses.

Okay.

If you get off my face now, I'm gonna videotape.

[ Archie snarling playfully ]

Narrator: When the survivalists take it all off

and meet their partners for the first time

is when the funny usually begins.

- [ Exhales deeply ] - Here goes.

The time to be nervous is over.

Time to get naked is now.

Mother Amazon, take me.

This boy has been wanting sunshine for a while.

The weirdest part.

I feel like it's just another day at the nudey beach.

And there they are.

And we're off.

Quite the icebreaker, eh?

Yep.

Whoa! Aah!

Hello. Here.

How you doing? I'm Lee.

I'm leann.

[ Both laughing ]

Nice to meet you.

This is a muddy place, isn't it?

Yeah.

I'm glad to see one of us is packing.

Oh, thank you. Awesome.

Hope my partner is good-looking because I only like blondes,

brunettes, redheads, and chicks with dyed hair.

How's it going, man?

What the [bleep] dude.

I was just not expecting that at all.

[ Both laughing ]

Max: Funny guy.

Some might say my partner was beautiful, but I will not.

Narrator: For the men of "naked and afraid,"

sometimes it's what you don't see

that reveals their shortcomings.

This is amazing!

Your crotch is in the snow.

Oh, my god. I'm ready, eh?

Steven: It was basically

like having a snow cone between my legs.

I know the true definition of blue balls.

Laura! What are you doing out here?

Oh, my god, sweetheart. I'm hanging out with you.

You think about naked in the cold,

and the first thing you think about is,

if you're a guy, your blur is not gonna be very big.

David: Being in front of a stranger of the opposite sex,

if she's not gonna laugh at my small penis,

then we're good to go because there's not that much

to blur out.

Hi. Jake nodar, oh, my gosh.

How are you?

You smell way too good for this challenge.

Oh, thank you.

Jake is blessed down there.

He's well off.

Do some stretches.

Probably needed to give Jake a bigger blur down there,

if you know what I mean.

Narrator: As the survivalists take on the challenge,

they often embrace the suck with an old standby --

Sophomoric humor.

Star: You got good looking...

Tony: I got good-looking nuts?

They're all round and smooth.

- Oh. - Oh.

I'm a pretty hairless ape over here.

Looks like we got a mosquito net, too.

That's gonna be perfect.

That's gonna save our lives.

I'm already getting eaten out.

[ Both laugh ]

Eaten alive.

[ Both laugh ]

Holly: I definitely put my foot in my mouth,

but we also kind of have the same sense of humor

it seems like,

so I think we'll be able to laugh,

which is gonna help us get through this two weeks.

Blooper! Okay.

That's getting aired.

That better not get aired.

Narrator: Some of the survivalists

were overjoyed to be paired up together.

This is... yeah, this is good.

I'm glad we're naked together.

I know.

I'm excited. We're gonna kill it.

Your eyes are piercing my soul.

Well, get used to it.

Narrator: But as much as they were into each other,

Jake got a bit uncomfortable

as they tried to retrieve some grapes.

Can you jump and reach that?

I don't know. I've stood on shoulders before.

I used to cheerlead.

Yeah, I think that's a terrible idea,

but it already happened in my first episode,

and that ended horribly with a vagina on my neck.

Got it? Yep.

Step on my shoulder if you need to.

Jake: Okay, you hanging?

- Okay. - Oh, my god.

Your private parts are so close to my neck right now.

Oh, I don't want to put my vagina on your neck.

I just want to put my feet on your shoulders.

Jake is not pro-vagina.

I was trying to keep my lady parts

as far away as possible from Jake's face

because I know he didn't want anything to do with that.

Jake: Just say "when," I'll release.

Okay.

Release. Release.

Now grab it.

Easy, easy. Oh.

We got the vine and the tree.

I'm very grape-ful.

[ Both laughing ]

I'm tapping.

Narrator: In Nicaragua, Justin and Maci's

first meeting was a little awkward.

Are you excited about this?

So excited.

Excited to be on "naked and afraid."

I'm actually more comfortable being naked

than I should be.

And when his partner needed a lift,

he was also comfortable acting as forest public transportation.

My feet are gonna fall off.

You want a piggy-back ride? I don't want to kill you.

Ah, you won't kill me.

I'm a big, fat man.

Squat down. Oh, lord.

Okay. Ow [bleep]

Alright. One, two, three.

Alright. Alright.

One of those intimate moments walking in the woods.

Right?

You're lighter than most of my hunting packs.

So what we're gonna do is,

I want to take another 10 steps,

and then you're gonna carry me.

Alright.

Ow. Sorry.

You okay? Yep.

Just watch your head. Okay.

Or if you want to walk through this.

I can walk. You can walk?

I'll give you a break.

Oh. Oh [bleep]

You all right? Yes.

It is cold.

Narrator: In Alaska,

Laura and Steven were glad to be partnered up, too,

but that didn't make the location any less frigid.

They braved the chill with a cozy moose hide

and a simple survival technique --

Keeping a smile on their faces.

So this is how cold it is

basically every day here in Alaska.

Ready?

[ Both exhale ]

Didn't see mine.

Does it not record breath?

"Does it"...

Oh, I just saw it. Did you see it?

Let's give that another shot.

Well, you got the freaking camera in the background.

Go.

Yeah, that's how cold it is. That's how cold it is.

It's ridiculous.

Yep. One more time.

Yeah. Every day.

Not only that, it rains every day.

Frozen and afraid.

This is how we roll.

Pretty cold.

In Panama, Seth improvised an interesting survival technique

to traverse the sharp river rocks.

Embracing my inner animal right now.

I took a page from four-legged animals.

I'm dispersing my weight on these rocks, going on all fours.

It's not that bad on your feet,

and if I happen to see a shrimp on the way,

I'm in the right position.

How's that view, America?

How's that view?

I think the camera guy was probably thinking,

"this is not what I had in mind when I went to film school."

It's not about how it looks. It's about how it works.

Hey, whatever works, man.

My fiancée is gonna love this.

She's like, "there was supposed to only be one girl."

Seth: Definitely not spooning with a male partner.

It's not gonna happen.

You're gonna have to look at this.

[ Gasps ] Jeremy has got a double penis.

Is there something wrong with the way I'm walking?

Narrator: For the "naked and afraid" survivalists,

moving through the challenging terrain

takes skill and good balance...

Ow.

...but even the best survivalists slip up.

I knew that was coming.

Man #1: Watch out.

Oh!

[Bleep] [Bleep] God!

Aah!

[Bleep] Every damn time.

Narrator: Even when they've settled into their shelters,

they're often in for a rude awakening.

Whoa! [Bleep]

- [ Gasps ] - This is not good.

Man #4: What could be worse than a bunch of thorns

to your [bleep] balls?

Narrator: In Panama, instead of fixing their shelter,

Seth thought of a better survival strategy --

Whining about it.

This is [bleep] huh?

I said, "this is [bleep]"

He was just complaining, complaining, complaining.

Try to be positive.

Whoa. Whoa, whoa.

It couldn't have happened at a more opportune moment

while he was telling me,

"look, man. It's gonna be okay.

You just got to stay positive out here."

It's almost like mother nature just saying, "shut up.

I'll give you something to bitch about."

Narrator: While things were looking down for Seth,

things were quickly looking up for David and Sarah...

I'm Sarah. Nice to meet you.

Sarah, nice to meet you, too.

...when makani appeared unexpectedly in Ecuador.

- [ Gasps ] - Oh, my god.

There's a third person.

Narrator: And her choice of a survival item

was a very promising start for the group.

- A hammock. - [ Gasps ]

- Oh, nice. - Ooh.

Makani: I am glad I brought the hammock.

However, it's meant for two people.

I'm definitely down to share the hammock.

Narrator: One man, two women, one hammock.

Sarah: Whoo! I'm in.

- You're in? - Yep, I'm in.

You are super squished, aren't you?

Oh, she is so squished.

Oh, she is... Oh!

This is super, super awkward.

David: And, like, having two girls with me,

we got really close, really quick.

Sarah: Everybody is gonna be watching this and be like,

"this is the luckiest man in the world right now."

David: Yeah, can you hold my sack?

Sorry, I don't want to grab anybody's stuff.

Okay.

Sarah: Any attempt to move is just, like,

an assault on the person next to you.

Oh, my god, right up the ass crack.

There's elbows in ribs.

There is stinky armpits next to faces.

It's not a very romantic situation at all.

Am I squishing you?

- Oh, my gosh. - Are you falling out?

This is... Yeah.

This is really precarious.

You want to switch sides?

Oh [bleep] what was that?

- Ow. - What was that?

Something hitting my head.

It's a very tight fit and not in a good way.

"What did you do for the last 21 days?"

Two naked girls in a hammock in the middle of the jungle.

- Yeah. - It's not as fun as you'd think.

[ Laughter ]

Aw. Aw.

Makani: We're just three peas in a pod.

She's like, "there was only supposed to be one girl."

[ Laughter ]

♪

Can't believe they paired me up with a dude.

So there I am, naked in the jungle with another dude.

I didn't think about this part.

You know, I would have loved to have been the guy

that got stuck in a hammock with two women.

Instead, I got Max.

It's gonna be a little awkward.

[ Laughing ]

Bro, we got enough room right here, man.

No big deal. We can both lay together, dawg.

That's how we're gonna stay warm.

I'm not gonna [bleep] cuddle you or anything, but...

Cuddling was not an option, not an option at all.

This is a survival situation.

No. It's not gonna happen.

So they put two dudes out together,

and apparently that just didn't go over so well.

Seth: Definitely not spooning with a male partner.

That's not gonna happen.

I don't see the big deal with it.

Just another Tuesday night for me.

- Ow! - What happened?

Seth: Everything! Everything has happened.

Max: All you're doing is bitching and moaning, bro.

No, dude.

You're good. Stay right.

That's not good.

Ow! [Bleep] [Bleep]

I've had about enough of this [bleep] [bleep]

Where's the chicks?

Narrator: If complaining was a valuable survival skill,

Seth's psr would be through the roof.

[Bleep]

Sometimes the survivalists get a little too comfortable

with the wildlife around them and pay the price.

You're gonna have to look at this.

Trish: What?

Jeremy suffered a bug bite

in a particularly sensitive area.

Oh, my god.

That's got to hurt.

Aw, you poor thing.

Trish: I did not expect it to look like that.

It was really big.

It was like a two-headed snake.

Jeremy has got a double penis.

Ah.

Jeremy: Normally, a guy, you know,

wanting his penis to double in size,

but it just wasn't a good thing.

Dude.

Your poor wiener.

Hopefully the mosquitoes or whatever

have had their way with it, and they're done with it.

[ Laughs ]

I don't see how...

Trying to focus on the bites, like, in between...

In between my legs right now...

Oh, my god.

...and not the ones, like...On my Yang.

Trish: God, it was so funny. I couldn't help it.

I tried really hard not to laugh.

The whole package is just tore up.

Whole package is riddled.

There's only one part of me unscathed,

and I'm doing the prison clench right now

to prevent that.

[ Laughing ]

Ugh.

[ Laughing ]

I'm sorry. I'm not laughing at you.

I've just never seen a two-headed snake

attached to a man before.

I hope you're having fun watching this special episode,

and stay tuned because there's more good laughs...

No!

...coming right up.

Oh, yeah! Delicious.

Alright.

Let's go try to smoke us out some critters.

Narrator: One of the lessons

that some survivalists eventually learn

is that even the smallest of creatures

can make them look like chumps.

Do you think by chance the other stick

you put down there blocked the hole?

No. I made sure it didn't.

Okay. Yep.

It's never as easy to smoke something

out of a hole as you would imagine.

Ay-yi-yi.

You're almost small enough to go down that hole.

I'm not going.

Almost small enough, though.

I get it. Not going.

Jon's desire for some fresh crab meat

did not make him run any faster.

Ah!

Where you going? Where you going?

Nowhere.

Yeah.

You [bleep]

No!

Ah!

Jon: It was extremely humbling to be outmaneuvered,

outpaced by crabs.

Come here!

Jon is crazy, running around the beach chasing after crabs.

Gwen was enjoying my failures.

Pinched the [bleep] out of me!

The Jersey really comes out of me

when I'm catching crabs apparently.

Ah!

♪

So the idea is playing whack-a-mole but with crabs,

and we're gonna try to sneak up behind their holes

as they poke their heads out and then...

♪

♪

[Bleep]

They can only move a couple ways --

Left and right essentially,

and you think you're gonna catch them

and finally run one down,

and they're very good at juking you left

and right extremely quickly.

Son of a bitch. They're so quick.

♪

Got him.

Ah, you [bleep]

Narrator: After failing with the crabs,

Jon decided, for some reason,

to take on the wasps that had made their home

on the valuable palm fronds he needed for the shelter.

Alright. Let's do this.

[ Wasps buzzing ]

♪

Ow.

You [bleep] no!

Ow. [Bleep]

Max: You want to help me pick up this log?

Yeah. One second.

Narrator: Seth and Max's hunting attempts

provided more comedy than calories.

Seth: We were trying to catch these Basilisk lizards,

and I'm trying to throw rocks,

and Max is trying to set up a deadfall trap.

Narrator: They were less like skilled hunters

and more like an old married couple.

There's a lizard right there!

And I can't get over there

because this is all full of black palm.

Yo, you want to help me out here?

I can't hear anything you're saying.

When we were out in the jungle trying to work together,

a lot of times, we did not get along.

There's a lizard right [bleep] there.

I'm not gonna run in the water to go

[bleep] Catch this lizard.

They're very evasive.

Max: I'm not gonna chase after a Basilisk lizard,

which is literally called the Jesus lizard

because it can run across water.

I'm about to go set this trap that I built

and spent hours on.

I literally have a trap ready to go,

and my partner is chasing lizards that run on water.

I don't know where it went.

These lizards are really fast, that's for damn sure.

He would rather just run after [bleep]

In the jungle.

Seth: Guess I'm gonna have to move on for now.

Narrator: Dan and Holly had their hungry eyes

on a duck they spotted near their shelter.

We have to come up with a name for the duck.

[ Sighs ]

You think?

[ Laughs ]

He needs a name.

I want to eat him, though.

I don't like to name things I eat.

I'm gonna call him Henry.

- I don't like any Henrys, so... - Yeah?

...i think I can deal with Henrys.

Good. Okay, good.

We're gonna eat Henry.

Narrator: The hunt was on for Henry.

He's still on that log.

He's lazier than most ducks.

Or he's just stupid.

God, I want to get it now.

[Bleep]

[ Quacking ]

[Bleep] We'll get him.

♪

Get it! Get it! Get it!

- [Bleep] - Oh, get it!

Holly: It sucks because I just thought

that we were gonna eat Henry.

[Bleep]

We just got to see who tires out first --

Dan or the duck.

[Bleep]

Narrator: It's not always about failure

in such harsh conditions.

Sometimes, a funny, out-of-the-box idea

is what gets the survivalists through the challenge.

Matt: You just take some fat, and you can heat it

on a stick with that elephant dung.

That fat is actually gonna turn into oils,

and that oil is gonna be

what's gonna penetrate your skin good.

And this is just amazing. It just...

My skin is just sucking it up,

and it feels so good.

The other benefit also --

You're now gonna smell a little bit like bacon.

Whitney came up with an original idea to keep the bugs away.

The bugs are so annoying that I resorted to tying my hair

in front of my chin.

Amazonian fashion 101.

Narrator: And Jen didn't mind looking like a gargoyle

to maintain good dental hygiene.

Honestly, my teeth feel super gross,

so I want to brush my teeth with, like, charcoal.

Oh, yeah.

[ Laughing ]

Oh, my god.

Narrator: Some survivalists think way, way outside the box

when it comes to what they'll eat to survive.

Sarah: There's a monkey penis plant right here

- if you want some more... - Oh, yay.

- ...veggie stuff to go for. - You're right.

Narrator: The bleep machine was turned up to 11 on this one.

Alright. I'm on it.

I'm gonna chop up a monkey [bleep]

Can you hold this? Thank you.

David: So monkey [bleep] is this vine-type thing.

It's a root from a tree that goes into the ground,

but before it ventures off into the ground, it's quite phallic.

Sarah: I mean, it's sustenance.

If you got a monkey [Bleep] eat a monkey [bleep]

Okay. That's a monkey [bleep]

I will present you...

The monkey [bleep]

Thank you.

I don't care how old or how mature you are.

When you are holding a plant called a monkey penis

and having to stick that in your mouth to eat it for sustenance,

there is going to be a [bleep] joke slung out at some point.

They smell funny. Yeah.

If it smells funny,

might want to get it checked by a doctor, just saying.

David: It's not the tastiest things.

I guess penises aren't.

I'm not living off monkey [Bleep] for another 20 days.

♪

Right there.

A lizard.

Try to get him with your snake stick.

No, no, no.

I got it! I got it!

Narrator: Matt has proven himself

to be such a great hunter

that he's been able to lead a monkey penis-free diet.

Yes!

When he helped Molly capture her first lizard,

it was a good day...

Oh, my god!

That is amazing. You got him.

So now just reach your finger in there

and scoop out the guts.

...until it was time to clean and dress it.

Pull it together. Oh, my god.

Get it. Get it.

Not eating it.

Apart from a little nausea, Molly and Matt

were good partners,

Seth and Max, not so much.

Max: I don't want anything to do with you, bro.

Sorry, man. It's [Bleep] my energy up.

But amongst all the tension and bickering,

there was one moment of Harmony.

♪ Well, they say ♪

♪ that it can't be done ♪

♪ done, done ♪

♪ I'm down here in Panama ♪

I'm a musician.

It's a part of me.

♪ Down here in Panama ♪

Max: Ladies and gentlemen...

♪ Where they say ♪

...Seth Reece...

♪ That it can't be done, done, done ♪

...coming straight from Rochester.

Max and me started to work into it a little bit.

It's pretty hard to be upset when you're hearing a good tune.

♪ And that's a stone ♪

♪ ahh ♪

♪ a stone rolling in ♪

♪ down here in Panama ♪

Remix.

Matt: Main course -- we've got a testicle.

Blech!

[ Dry-heaving ]

Yeah, Betsy! Yeah!

Oh, that wasn't so bad. It was like a slimy noodle.

Narrator: Sometimes the "naked and afraid" survivalists

get so hungry, they'll eat whatever they find.

[ Gags ]

Sarah: If you got a monkey [Bleep] eat a monkey [bleep]

Narrator: And at times, the options are...

- Oh, my god. - ...So disgusting...

- Oh, my god. - ...It takes real balls

just to get it down the hatch.

Matt: Alright.

Main course -- We've got a testicle.

Blech!

African oysters.

Gary: Testicles taste just like a turkey meatball.

Mm-hmm. It's very creamy.

Molly: That's green.

Molly, want to try some balls?

I'm having a great time.

Blair: Let me guess.

No. Thank you.

Not participating in the discussion

and/or the execution of that particular item.

Matt: Molly, it's like when in Rome,

but it's like when in Africa,

eat a warthog testicle.

Not eating balls out here.

Gary: You taking a bite?

Alright.

Molly: Oh, my god.

Oh, no. Okay, I tried it.

Nope. That's it.

I tasted and swallowed some.

It looks like me and Matt get the balls.

I guess we'll split them.

I couldn't possibly take that away from you.

Narrator: Can sharing warthog testicles

be the start of a bromance?

Cheers. Times in Africa.

Blair: No, no.

- Oh, god. - Delicious.

Thank you, Matt. Heck yeah.

Oh, gross.

Narrator: When strange food is forced down...

Woman #2: Yesterday, I ate part of the turtle.

Narrator: ...It has a habit of coming back up.

Many survivalists learn this the hard way.

Oh, that sucks because that was my dinner.

It's usually not funny when a survivalist gets sick...

...usually.

[ Dry-heaving ]

[ Dry-heaving continues ]

[ Dry-heaving continues ]

Ah.

[ Retching ]

Want to go down to the river?

Mnh-mnh.

[ Retching continues ]

♪

Oh, my gosh.

I have to just say,

I feel better from throwing up.

Thank god.

♪

Jake: We're building a a-frame.

It really gives us a lot of extra space,

a lot of extra room for wood storage.

Narrator: Jake and Melissa thought they had left

all comfort behind once they entered a Florida swamp...

Here in the swamp, there isn't too much

to really look forward to every day,

but we do have this beautiful luxury.

Narrator: ...But nature provided a little bit of comfort

for when nature calls.

It is the most wonderful toilet

you could imagine in a survival setting.

It's really nice having something to actually sit on

and go to the bathroom here.

I've never had that before, so, yeah,

makes me feel a little human.

I mean, how many people get to sit on a moss-covered toilet

and blast a dookie?

So blessed.

So, so blessed.

Narrator: As it turns out, having such a civilized toilet

to take care of business

leads to an unexpected bit of competition

between the partners.

Melissa: Jake would be, like,

"guess what I just did? I went poop."

And I'd be like, "damn it, I'm so jealous of you."

Jake, how many times have you pooped this challenge?

So far, I have pooped 13 out of the 15 days.

I've only pooped, like, 7 days.

That sucks.

I am a touch competitive,

so being able to do the business on the daily

when Melissa wasn't able to, I mean, it was a small victory,

but it was a victory nonetheless.

I mean, they're not yule logs, you know.

They're not anything big,

but I like knowing that my bowels are moving.

Jake's moss toilet was filling up

much faster than my moss toilet.

Regular Jake, must be nice.

Hashtag regular.

Narrator: While having a moss-covered toilet

made Jake and Melissa feel civilized,

they certainly didn't behave that way after dark.

Once the bugs came out,

they both turned positively feral.

So for some reason, I can't stop itching.

My entire body is itching.

I'm using firewood.

Jake is losing his mind...

Ah, everything hurts!

...over there.

So itchy.

Like, we have no clue what's going on.

We can't stop itching.

It's, like, once one part of our body stops itching,

another part starts itching, and it's, like, all over.

What is happening to us?

Trish: Smells like pee in here.

Jeremy: Smells like what?

Smells like pee.

Narrator: Trish and Jeremy left civilized life

far behind in Colombia.

When it came time to go number one, they went full-on primal.

Trish is definitely taken to peeing in the shelter.

You know, I don't have to pee a lot at nighttime,

but, you know, if I have to,

I have an escape hatch on the side,

and I hold it back and let it go in the rain.

It's too cold to get up and, like, maneuver.

Like, you just got to roll over

and stick it out a hole.

Yeah. I got to, like, get up,

go down the end, take the net off,

move the leaves,

make sure I'm not peeing on my leg.

See, if I had a wiener,

I would just stick it right out, too.

I would write my name in the mud.

But there is a chance

I may pee in the shelter tonight.

Just saying.

I just peed again.

I'm okay with being a jungle bed-wetter.

Steven: Ooh, old hop-along.

Like a three-legged dog.

You're very beautiful.

Thank you very much.

Oh, get out of my pit! Aah.

Narrator: It takes a minute and a sense of humor

for some of the "naked and afraid" survivalists

to adapt when they get back to the real world.

So there might be a bird living in my hair still.

I'm about to take my first shower.

After four scrubs-downs and four drains,

that's what's left over.

Just took my first shower.

Oh, my god.

I feel so much better.

Whoo!

Can't seem to put my clothes on though.

We couldn't pick one, so we got them all.

This fried chicken is so good.

So I haven't even made it home yet,

and I already have a black eye

because I forgot how to open doors of cars.

Need to get back out in the woods.

Holy [bleep]

Steven: I can't stop shivering.

Narrator: Getting through 21 days

always naked and often afraid...

[ Screaming ]

...isn't easy for the survivalists...

Ooh.

I can't do this, and I don't want to be here.

...but when they can keep things light,

it does help them make it through the tough times.

We're so pretty. I love it.

So pretty.

This is exactly what I was hoping for.

You look like a frog king.

I'm telling you right now.

Gary, in particular, is a master of silly behavior.

Watch out, Kim k.

Gary g. Is here.

Kk, gg, same thing.

Narrator: Before soaking the hide

of this dried-up wildebeest...

Come on, Betsy.

...he decided to have a little fun.

Blair: Gary is a trip. He always brought laughs.

Sometimes he was a little startling.

Yeah, Betsy! Yeah!

Come on, get out of here!

Oh, my god. I'm gonna miss Gary.

A bull tree.

Yee-haw!

Narrator: In the cold of Alaska, it seemed as if Steven

was being hunted down by an apex predator.

Steven: I feel like I'm being stalked.

[ Animal grunting ]

♪

As you can see, the albino "naked and afraid" -er

making her way across the prairie.

Oh, my god. She spotted me!

Oh, my god!

I have nowhere to run!

Old hop-along.

Like a three-legged dog.

I love her to death.

Laura: I'm definitely a little more in touch

with that wild and feral side.

Steven: I've seen some naked women do some weird stuff.

That probably takes the cake right there.

I'm really dragging my sack.

Welcome to my world.

Never seen a pretty much naked woman

do a three-legged crawl through a bog marsh in Alaska.

That's a check mark I wasn't expecting.

Steven thought I was crazy, but it helped us out.

She's a trooper. High five!

♪

Just walking around in the jungle looking sexy.

- You are? - All shriveled up and cold.

Narrator: Star and Tony are the first couple to take

on the "naked and afraid" challenge together,

and they did it with good humor,

and being in love probably helped, too.

Oh, that's my baby.

That's my baby.

Tony loved being naked all the time.

Star: Dang, boy.

You're looking good.

He'll just stretch or bend over all the time.

Good morning, babe.

Damn you, Tony.

You're stupid.

Bugs like your butt just as much as I do.

Whoo, girl.

Whoa. Ooh, ooh.

Star: I guess I just look forward

to these beautiful moments.

Kind of makes it all worth it.

[ Laughs ]

Oh, man. Yay!

We did it. We made it.

21 days. Yeah, baby.

Narrator: Trish survived Colombia, but for her,

the challenge was far from over.

Trish: I never pooped in the jungle.

It just sat in there and festered for three weeks,

the plants and the bugs and the termites,

and when it came out... ugh, god.

I have been pooping, like, fireballs out my butt.

Jeremy: That Trish didn't go

the entire time we were out there,

I feel sorry for the airport janitors on her way home.

Trish: I had no idea I could poop so much.

Colombia to Miami, Florida...

Charlotte to new Bern, north Carolina,

I destroyed every bathroom.

It was like a murder scene.

It was terrible.

Ugh.

Hello. Hi, hello there.

My name is water buffalo. Nice to meet you.

You're very beautiful.

Thank you very much.

Mental attitude is 99%

of making it through one of these challenges.

Can you hear

the unmistakable, terrifying bear breath?

There's always really funny things that happen out there.

[ Snoring ]

Oh, my gosh.

Melissa: Chicken of the swamp,

finest delicacy brought to you

by Jake and Melissa.

Melissa: Laughter is a huge survival tool.

If you can keep laughing at the misery,

then you can get through anything.

I smell gorgeous.

As miserable as it is, we've laughed a lot.

I don't.

Wait.

Oh, get out of my pit! Ahh.

This is not romantic?

No. I'm so mad at you for this.

Dan: If you're able to laugh at yourself,

it just puts you in a better headspace

rather than dwelling on the negative.

Nobody's died yet.

Yet.

Kill it! I'm just kidding.

Yeah!

[ Laughing ]

Dude, I'm naked in Madagascar.

Keeping a sense of humor is absolutely essential

in this insane challenge that we're attempting.

[ Laughing ]

Whew.

The universe is funny, isn't it?

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