Original subtitles

WE GOT A PRETTY SERIOUS STORM BREWIN'.

WE BETTER DEFINITELY BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES

BECAUSE IT IS STARTIN' TO FLOOD.

HOLY COW.

WE ARE CUT OFF FROM THE PRODUCTION CREW COMPLETELY.

WE BETTER GET OUTTA HERE AS FAST AS WE CAN.

HOLD ON! LINDSAY, YOU OKAY?

-MATT?! -YOU OKAY?

-Narrator: ONE MAN...

-ONE WOMAN, EXPOSED AND ALONE...

SO SCARY.

...AT NATURE'S MERCY FOR 21 DAYS...

-AH!

THERE'S A BEAR OUTSIDE MY SHELTER.

-WITH NO FOOD... - I'M SO COLD.

NO WATER...

-HURT REAL BAD. -NO CLOTHES.

THERE'S AN ALLIGATOR DOWN HERE.

-DO THEY HAVE THE SKILL... -FIRE!

...AND THE WILL TO SURVIVE

"NAKED AND AFRAID"?

LET'S GO. KICK IT OFF TO THE SIDE. LET'S GO.

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Matt: 21 DAYS IN THAILAND.

AND I'M KIND OF IN A MOMENT OF SHOCK RIGHT NOW

AND HAVE THE REALIZATION OF WHAT I'M ABOUT TO EMBARK UPON.

AND IT IS JUST BREATHTAKING.

MY NAME IS MATT. I TEACH SURVIVAL. I'M A GUIDE.

AND I ALSO MAKE SURVIVAL PRODUCTS.

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TEST MYSELF

AND TAKE MYSELF TO THE EXTREME.

WHEN OTHER KIDS WATCHED TV AND VIDEO GAMES,

I WAS OUT IN THE WOODS, TEACHING MYSELF SURVIVAL

AND EMBRACING EVERYTHING ABOUT THE WILDERNESS.

BUT I HAVEN'T SPENT ONE MINUTE IN A JUNGLE LIKE THIS.

SO BEIN' THROWN OUT INTO THE UNKNOWN, NAKED,

IS GONNA TEST ME FURTHER THAN I'VE EVER BEEN TESTED BEFORE.

Narrator: THERE'S NO QUESTIONING MATT'S COURAGE

AND SURVIVALIST CREDENTIALS.

BUT HE HAS NEVER PITTED HIMSELF AGAINST THE BRUTAL HEAT,

RAIN, AND WILDLIFE OF THE TROPICS.

THIS COMBINATION OF FACTORS

PUTS MATT'S PRIMITIVE SURVIVAL RATING,

OR PSR, AT 7.8.

Matt: I HAVE A LOT OF HUNTING BACKGROUND.

THIS NEXT 21 DAYS, MY APPROACH IS GONNA BE TRAPS, HUNTING.

I WANNA GO GET OUT THERE

AND HUNT AS SOON AS I CAN.

ALL RIGHT. THAILAND, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.

THIS IS INSANE. I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF THAILAND.

THIS IS SO CRAZY.

AND THIS IS SO REAL.

MY NAME IS LINDSAY. I LOVE BEING OUT IN NATURE.

I GREW UP BASICALLY PLAYING IN THE WOODS.

BEFORE I HAD MY SON,

I WAS ABOUT 260 POUNDS.

AND ONCE I GOT PREGNANT,

I REALLY STARTED WATCHING WHAT I ATE.

AFTER I WAS ABLE TO LOSE ABOUT 100 POUNDS,

I STARTED SETTING THESE CHALLENGES FOR MYSELF.

MY MOTTO IS, "WHAT DOES NOT KILL US ONLY MAKES US STRONGER."

I SEE THESE COWS,

AND ALL I WANNA DO IS PLAY WITH THEM AND PET THEM.

THE LAST THING I WANNA DO IS, UH, EAT THEM.

I AM NOT A VEGETARIAN.

AND I HAVE NO PROBLEM WHATSOEVER

WITH MY PARTNER OUT HERE HUNTING.

BUT I DON'T LIKE TO EAT MEAT.

I DON'T LIKE THE TEXTURE OF IT.

I DON'T LIKE THE TASTE OF IT.

I DEFINITELY HAVE ISSUES WITH THAT.

Narrator: LINDSAY HAS EXTENSIVE OUTDOOR EXPERIENCE

AND A DETERMINED ATTITUDE,

BUT HER RELUCTANCE TO EAT CALORIE-RICH MEATS

MAY HAMPER HER SURVIVAL CHANCES.

LINDSAY'S INITIAL PSR IS SET AT 6.1.

I GUESS IT'S NOW OR NEVER.

I'M DOING THIS FOR MYSELF

BUT ALSO TO SHOW GIRLS OUT THERE THAT IT IS POSSIBLE

FOR YOU TO BE HEAVY, LOSE WEIGHT,

AND STILL DO THINGS LIKE THIS.

I'M NOT GONNA BE THE TYPICAL GIRL ON THE SHOW.

IT IS WHAT IT IS. AND AT THE END OF THE DAY, THAT'S WHO I AM.

SO TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.

-HELLO. -HELLO.

I'M GUESSING YOUR MY PARTNER.

I AM. I'M LINDSAY.

LINDSAY, I'M MATT. GOOD TO MEET YOU.

NICE TO MEET YOU. NICE MEETING YOU.

-HOW -- HOW WAS YOUR JOURNEY? -UH, LONG.

-YEAH. -UH...

IT IS. THAILAND IS AMAZING.

OH, MY GOSH. IT'S GORGEOUS.

LOOK AROUND. I AM SO EXCITED.

-READY TO GO. -OH.

-I BROUGHT MY KNIFE. -OH, SWEET.

I ACTUALLY -- I ACTUALLY CUSTOM-MADE THIS KNIFE

JUST TO KICK BUTT IN THE -- IN THE JUNGLE FOR US.

OH, NICE.

I GOT MY TARP, WHICH IS SUPER AWESOME.

NICE.

I FIGURED WE COULD USE IT FOR OUR SHELTER.

Lindsay: I HAVE HYPOTHYROIDISM,

SO MY BODY DOESN'T REGULATE HEAT PROPERLY.

MY BODY NEEDS THE TARP TO STAY ALIVE OUT HERE.

WE, UH, WE -- WE ALSO HAVE A FIRE STARTER.

-OH. -A MAGNESIUM FIRE STARTER,

SO THAT'LL BE HANDY. -AND I ALSO HAVE THE MAP.

OH, NICE.

Narrator: MATT AND LINDSAY HAVE BEEN DROPPED OFF

IN THAILAND'S RUGGED BANTHAT MOUNTAINS,

NEAR THE BASE OF THE POWERFUL SAI RUNG WATERFALL.

IN 2007, 39 PEOPLE DIED

WHEN A FLASH FLOOD SWEPT THROUGH THIS NARROW RIVER GORGE.

LOCALS BELIEVE THE WATERFALL IS CURSED.

Narrator: MATT AND LINDSAY MUST ALSO KEEP CLOSE WATCH

FOR POWERFUL PYTHONS,

MARAUDING WILD BOARS, AND DEADLY TIGERS

THAT COULD BRING THEIR 21-DAY SURVIVAL CHALLENGE

TO A FATAL CONCLUSION.

I SAY WE GO AHEAD AND HEAD UPRIVER.

YEAH, LET'S HEAD UP THERE,

FIND SOMEPLACE TO SET UP FOR THE NIGHT.

ALL RIGHT. SOUNDS GOOD.

GET -- UH, HERE, I'LL HELP YOU UP.

HMM.

I KNOW. I SEE YOUR HAND. -NO?

I APPRECIATE THE GESTURE.

ILL JUST PICK YOU RIGHT UP.

-YOU CAN'T PICK ME UP. -OH, OF COURSE I CAN.

I'M TOO HEAVY. ALL RIGHT.

THANK YOU, MUSCLES. -SEE? TOLD YOU.

ALL RIGHT.

FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF LINDSAY --

SHE SEEMS LIKE SHE'S GOT A GREAT DEMEANOR, VERY GOOD ATTITUDE.

SHE'S OBVIOUSLY OVERCOME A LOT OF OBSTACLES OUT HERE,

WHICH BODES WELL FOR HER SURVIVAL CHANCES.

I FEEL LIKE THERE'S GONNA BE A GOOD PARTNERSHIP BETWEEN US.

SO WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?

UM, I'M FROM MICHIGAN.

FROM MICHIGAN? NICE.

-YEAH, WHERE ARE YOU FROM? -I'M ACTUALLY A --

A HUNTING GUIDE OUT IN COLORADO.

OH, NICE. OH.

SO WHEN YOU'RE NOT RUNNIN' AROUND NAKED IN THAILAND,

WHAT DO YOU DO FOR WORK AT HOME?

UM, I WORK IN CUSTOMER SERVICE.

SO YOU GOTTA DEAL WITH PEOPLE.

-I DO... -OH, MAN.

...WHICH, I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND OUT SHORTLY,

THAT I'M NOT REALLY A PEOPLE PERSON.

-UH-OH. - NO, I'M JOKING.

Lindsay: MATT AND I ARE GETTING ALONG QUITE WELL.

HE'S A BIT SARCASTIC. I'M EXTREMELY SARCASTIC

SO, SO FAR, SO GOOD.

HEY, THE ROCKS ARE SLIPPERY.

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY, "THERE'S A WATERFALL RIGHT THERE,"

AND I FORGOT TO WALK, I THINK.

WHOO-HOO!

DUDE, YOU KNOW, IT'S GETTING CLOSE TO, UH, DARK.

-IT DEFINITELY IS. -WE GOTTA...

YOU KNOW THIS -- THIS RIGHT HERE...

-IT'S FLAT. -IT COULD -- IT COULD BE HOME.

IT'S CLOSE TO RESOURCES, CLOSE TO, YOU KNOW,

A PATCH OF BAMBOO UP THERE.

-WATER'S NOT TOO FAR AWAY. -I THINK, UH...NOPE.

IT'LL BE A GOOD SPOT FOR US TO...

-CALL HOME? -UH-HUH.

WE'RE GONNA GET WET. BUT WE HAVE THE TARP,

SO AT LEAST WE CAN... -OH, DEFINITELY.

...HAVE AN AREA TO KEEP THE FIREWOOD DRY.

THAT WAS -- THAT WAS -- THAT WAS A GOOD MOVE BRINGIN' THE TARP,

BY THE WAY. -THANKS.

WE SHOULD RAISE THE BED UP OFF THE GROUND.

-OH. OH, DEFINITELY. -I SAY WE START CLEARING IT...

-YEAH. -AND TRY TO FIND SOME BAMBOO.

SWEET! - BAM!

Matt: IT IS GETTIN' DARK REAL QUICK.

WE'RE GONNA NEED TO DEFINITELY GET THIS STARTED FOR SURE.

YEAH.

THAT'S A PRETTY NICE KNIFE. -OH, THANKS.

YOU'RE -- TWO WHACKS, AND IT'S DOWN.

I MADE IT TO CONQUER THE JUNGLE, OR AT LEAST TRY TO.

OH, BE CAREFUL.

I DON'T NEED YOU CHOPPING YOUR LEG OFF THE FIRST DAY.

I NEED YOU, AT LEAST, TO HELP ME BUILD THE SHELTER.

I GOT A SECOND LEG.

I WOULD SAY THE CHEMISTRY WITH, UH,

LINDSAY AND I, YOU KNOW, IT'S GOIN' PRETTY GOOD.

I CAN ALREADY TELL SHE'S GOT THAT BIG-SISTER VIBE,

WHICH IS FINE, HONESTLY.

AS LONG AS I GET TO HUNT, I'M DOWN WITH ANYTHING.

CAN YOU, UH, CUT THOSE WITHOUT CHOPPING MY ARM OFF?

AH! PERFECT.

Matt: LIGHT'S FADIN' FAST,

AND GETTIN' THIS DONE IS NOT LOOKIN' GOOD.

YOU'RE JUST COVERED

IN THESE LITTLE FIRE ANT, TERMITE, PINCHER BUG THINGS.

SO WE GOTTA GET OUR SHELTER DONE.

Matt: YOU KNOW, I'M A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED IN THE FACT

THAT, YOU KNOW, WE'RE -- WE'RE ESSENTIALLY SLEEPIN'

ON BAMBOO STACKED ON A COUPLE LOGS.

I ENVISIONED MYSELF GETTIN' IT DONE A LITTLE FASTER.

-THAT'S IT, HUH? -OUR BEAUTIFUL PALACE.

NIGHT ONE, I'M TIRED. I WANNA GO TO SLEEP.

LUCKILY, THE TARP'S BIG ENOUGH FOR US TO JUST BE FOR THE NIGHT.

OUR BED'S KINDA HALF-ASS THERE RIGHT NOW.

IT'S AS GOOD AS IT'S GONNA BE, I THINK,

FOR TONIGHT. -YEAH.

NIGHT ONE. IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.

BAMBOO. RIGHT HERE.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN SEE THAT. HORRIBLE BED.

THAILAND BAMBOO BED TORTURE.

THE SUN'S JUST STARTIN' TO COME CRACKIN' UP A LITTLE BIT.

AND, UH, IT'S TIME TO GO OUT ON THE HUNT.

I WANTED TO GET OUT THERE AND -- AND SEE WHAT I COULD FIND.

WE NEEDED TO TRY TO REPLENISH SOME CALORIES

THAT WE, UH, BURNED FOR SURE.

THERE'S A LITTLE LIZARD.

STRIKE.

MISSED HIM WITH THE ROCK BUT CONFUSED HIM.

I BROUGHT LUNCH.

REALLY? HMM.

THIS IS KINDA STANDARD PROTOCOL

FOR JUNGLE -- JUNGLE LIFE ON THESE LITTLE LIZARDS.

YOU CAN'T REALLY COOK THEIR TAIL.

I WAS GONNA GIVE YOU SOME ADDED PROTEIN

AND LET YOU BITE THE TAIL OFF.

OH, NO. I DON'T EAT MEAT.

MEATY LITTLE SUCKERS. OKAY.

I'M JUST GONNA EAT THE TAIL, IF YOU DON'T MIND, THEN.

OH, NO, YOU...HAVE AT IT.

AND HOW DOES THAT TASTE?

DOES IT TASTE LIKE CHICKEN? -NO, THIS TASTES LIKE LIZARD.

OH.

HEY, LOOK AT THAT.

DO A LITTLE CPR. LIZARD CPR. GO...

OH! OH! OH!

DID YOU SEE HIM WALK? -YEAH.

IF YOU GIVE HIM CPR...

NO. HE'S NOT DEAD.

HE'S DEAD. NO BRAIN FUNCTION WHATSOEVER.

-THAT'S JUST NO NICE. -IT, UH,

IT JUST TAKES A LITTLE BLOOD AND PUMPS IT THROUGH HIS --

HIS HEART.

AND HIS LITTLE LIZARD NERVES JUST DECIDE TO MOVE.

HE'S GONNA HAUL OFF AND BITE YOU.

NO.

DO YOU WANT ME TO KEEP DOIN' IT OR...

NO. I-I DON'T.

I...REALLY THE MOMENT HAS PASSED AND I'M GOOD.

OKAY.

ARE WE GONNA PLAY WITH THE SHELTER?

YES.

THERE IS A, UH, DEFINITELY A LOT OF REAL

SERIOUSLY BITING INSECTS ON THE GROUND HERE.

SO WE DEFINITELY GOTTA GET ELEVATED.

THERE'S A COUPLE TREES HERE THAT ARE STRONG ENOUGH.

WE'LL USE THOSE AS THE CROSS PIECES.

AND THEN WE'LL USE THE BAMBOO FOR THESE LIKE WE DID HERE.

AND, UH, I THINK WE SHOULD BE ALL RIGHT.

THAT'S PRETTY MUCH... WE'RE PRETTY MUCH ON IT.

AND, UH... -SO I GUESS, THOUGH, LIKE,

IF IT'S DAYTIME, IT COULD BE LIKE A...

-YEAH. WE'LL JUST FLIP IT BACK. -YEAH.

-YEP. -SWEET.

Lindsay: I'M NOT HUNGRY YET.

I JUST KNOW I NEED FOOD TO HAVE ENERGY.

Matt: LINDSAY'S AVERSION TO EATING ANIMALS IS PRETTY CLEAR.

SO IF I DON'T WANNA END UP ALONE OUT HERE,

I NEED TO HELP HER FIND SOME OTHER FOOD SOURCES.

THIS APPEARS TO BE WILD FIGS.

AND, UH, I DON'T THINK THEY'RE QUITE RIPE YET.

HOWEVER, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR 'EM TO RIPE,

SO EAT A LITTLE JUST TO SEE

IF IT'S GONNA AFFECT US IN, UH, IN AN ADVERSE WAY.

IF IT DOESN'T, WE, UH, WE'LL GET A LITTLE FOOD.

WE'VE GOT A... SOME FIGS TO EAT.

THANK YOU.

ALL RIGHT. WELL, CHEERS.

THESE TASTE LIKE, UH...

-NOTHING. -LIKE...

-NOTHING. -LIKE YOU'RE EATING MATERIAL.

MMM. YUMMY.

THAT ONE I JUST HAD... UNRIPE ONE. CRISP.

THAT LOOKS LIKE NOT RIPE AT ALL, SO...

NO. IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD, THAT'S FOR SURE.

YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE NICE?

IF WE COULD GOOGLE HOW TO RIPEN FIGS FASTER.

BLOOP! UH, YES, SIRI?

HOW DO YOU RIPEN FIGS SO THEY TASTE BETTER?

SHE'S LIKE, "CALLING MOM."

I'M GUESSING THAT NOTHIN' OUT HERE IS GONNA TASTE FANTASTIC,

BUT I'M GLAD WE FOUND A FOOD SOURCE THAT ISN'T MEAT.

THESE FIGS ARE REALLY GONNA KEEP ME GOING FOR A WHILE.

LET'S, UH, VENTURE ON HERE.

ALL RIGHT.

WHY ARE YOU GOING THAT WAY?

UH, I NEED TO CHECK IT OUT.

I HAVEN'T GONE THIS WAY YET.

OH, OKAY.

HAVE FUN WITH THAT.

I'M NOT FEELIN' TOO GOOD. ATE THOSE UN-- UNRIPE FIGS.

UGH. I THINK I'M GONNA PUKE.

Matt: STOMACH IS JUST -- JUST RIPPIN'.

FEEL LIKE I JUST BEEN KICKED DOWN A MOUNTAIN.

UGH.

UGH, I THINK I'M GONNA PUKE.

ATE THOSE UN-- UNRIPE FIGS.

Matt: FEEL LIKE I JUST BEEN KICKED DOWN A MOUNTAIN.

UGH.

ONE THING I'M PRETTYS SURE OF IS MY STOMACH WON'T REJECT FISH.

Narrator: MATT STARTS WORK ON A FISH TRAP

WHILE LINDSAY TRIES TO SETTLE HER STOMACH.

SO YOU SEE, UH, VISIONS OF...FIG FORESTS?

NO. NO. LET'S NOT TALK.

QUIET TIME?

WE'RE PLAYING THE QUIET GAME.

YEAH. WELL, I'VE NEVER LIKED QUIET TIME.

JUST NEVER -- I NEVER WAS VERY GOOD AT IT.

GOOD OLD QUIET -- -YOU LOST.

LET'S START OVER AGAIN.

BUT IT THOUGHT WE WERE JOKING ON ACTUALLY HAVING QUIET TIME.

YOU'RE -- YOU'RE -- YOU'RE -- YOU'RE REALLY NOT DOING GOOD

WITH THIS GAME AT ALL. -IT, UH...

MATT DOES NOT STOP TALKING.

BUT I KNOW HE'S TRYING TO HELP,

KEEPING MY MIND OFF OF OTHER THINGS.

AND I APPRECIATE THAT HE CARES ENOUGH TO BUG ME.

I DON'T THINK YOU'VE EVER PARTICIPATED IN A QUIET GAME.

WELL, I'VE NEVER WON A QUIET GAME.

NOW, I AM FAIRLY GOOD

AT ANNOYING THE *BLEEP* OUT OF PEOPLE

WHEN I'M ON MY "A" GAME.

HOW AM I DOIN' SO FAR?

STILL GOT IT. STILL GOT IT.

I FEEL LIKE CRAP.

UM, I HAD DIARRHEA YESTERDAY.

AND I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD GO AWAY.

BUT THEN I HAD IT THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT.

AND NOW I'M TO THE POINT WHERE I'M JUST REALLY WEAK

AND TIRED AND SHAKY.

AND MY STOMACH IS KILLING ME.

Matt: TODAY, I'M GONNA GO AND GET US SOME HEART OF PALM

TO HELP LINDSAY OUT.

AND THAT WAY, SHE'S ABLE TO, UH, TO EAT A LITTLE BIT,

HOPEFULLY GET SOME -- GET SOME ENERGY.

Lindsay: I HAVEN'T FELT 100% SINCE THE, UH, FIG.

BUT I'VE JUST BEEN TRYING TO GET THROUGH IT

THINKING IT WOULD JUST GO AWAY, BUT IT GOT WORSE TODAY.

ALL THAT WORK JUST FOR THAT LITTLE PIECE.

THERE'LL BE A LITTLE MORE IN THIS ONE.

THIS ONE'S A GOOD ONE.

JUST GETTIN' SOMETHING IN OUR STOMACH IS FANTASTIC.

IT SHOULD BE...

VERY HIGH IN NUTRIENTS FOR US, TOO,

SO GONNA HELP KEEP US GOIN'.

I NEED A MINUTE. LIKE...

YOU'VE HAD ABOUT A ONE --

LIKE, A HALF A CELERY STICK WORTH RIGHT NOW.

I'M KIND OF ON LINDSAY'S ASS ABOUT SHE'S GOTTA EAT.

SHE'S GOTTA EAT MORE.

AND SHE'S EATIN' THESE LITTLE AMOUNTS

AND SHE SAYS THAT'S FINE.

I CAN TELL IT'S PROBABLY MAKIN' HER STOMACH TURN A LITTLE BIT.

BUT THE ONLY WAY FOR HER TO GET OVER WHAT SHE'S GOT

AND GET BACK IN THE, YOU KNOW, GAME OF SURVIVAL

IS FOR HER TO EAT.

-THIS TASTES VERY BLAND. -IT DOES KIND OF TASTE...

...WHICH MY STOMACH RIGHT NOW NEEDS SOMETHING VERY BLAND.

YEAH.

IF MATT AND I WOULD HAVE MET ON THE OUTSIDE WORLD,

I PROBABLY WOULD'VE JUST ASSUMED THAT HE WAS, YOU KNOW,

JUST THE MACHO TYPE OR WHATEVER.

BUT AFTER BEING OUT HERE WITH HIM,

I CAN SEE HE'S REALLY TRYIN' TO TAKE CARE OF ME,

AND I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

Matt: UGH. TODAY, I'M DRAINED.

CAME IN THIS WEIGHIN' -- WEIGHIN' 230-SOME POUNDS.

IT, UH, THAT'S A LOT OF CALORIE INTAKE I NEED EVERY DAY.

Narrator: WITH THEIR BODIES WEAKENED

FROM THE UNRIPENED FIGS,

IT BECOMES CRUCIAL THAT MATT AND LINDSAY QUICKLY FIND FOOD.

Matt: ALL RIGHT. LET'S CHECK THE TRAP.

GOD, I HOPE THERE'S SOMETHIN' IN HERE.

OH-HO. THAT IS DEFINITELY AN EEL.

OH, SON OF A...

YOU SON OF A BITCH.

UGH!

OH, HE FOUND A -- IT FOUND A HOLE.

UGH.

THAT RIGHT THERE IS A GOOD MEAL.

PROBABLY 250 CALORIES.

THAT RIGHT THERE WOULD'VE KEPT US GOIN' THROUGH THE DAY.

Lindsay: MATT, HE'S A HUNTER.

WHILE HE'S OUT HUNTING,

MY PRIMARY FUNCTION IS TO MAKE SURE

THAT WE HAVE WATER AND TO MAKE SURE

THAT WE HAVE FIREWOOD AVAILABLE

AND FIND SOME SORT OF PLANT FOOD FOR MYSELF,

BECAUSE FIGS CLEARLY ARE NOT AN OPTION.

HOLY *BLEEP*. I SEE DINNER.

LINDSAY, YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS *BLEEP*.

WHAT?

CAN YOU PIN HIM WITH THAT THING?

THAT'S A BIG-ASS SNAKE.

-THAT WAS HIS HEAD. -OKAY. OH, MY GOD.

-AAH! -AH! OH!

HELL, YEAH!

NOW, THE THING WITH SNAKES IS THEY CAN STILL BITE YA...

-YEAH. -WELL AFTER. SO...THERE YOU GO.

DEFINITELY NOT A VENOMOUS SNAKE.

THIS IS FOOD RIGHT HERE. YES!

OH, THAT'S SO CRAZY.

HIGH FIVE!

-YOU HAVE BLOOD ON YOUR HAND. -OH, THIS IS...

-WE'RE NOT THAT CLOSE YET. -OH, YEAH.

OH, YOU GOTTA...IT'S GOTTA BECOME ONE WITH THE SNAKE.

NO! NO, NO, NO! NO! NO!

YOU JUST GOTTA KINDA LET IT DO ITS THING.

OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. NO, I GOT IT. I GOT IT. I GOT IT.

AND THEN IT'S A GOOD HANDLE? OKAY.

GO -- GO GRAB YOUR -- YOUR STICK.

-OKAY. -GO GRAB YOUR STICK.

YOU FEELIN' ALL RIGHT?

WE'RE ALMOST BACK.

THIS GUY HERE IS GONNA GIVE -- GIVE YOU ENERGY AGAIN, 'KAY?

WE'RE GONNA GET SOME NUTRIENTS IN THERE FOR YA,

GET YOU BACK IN ACTION, OKAY?

I FELT LIKE I WAS GONNA PASS OUT.

I WAS, LIKE, SEEING BLACK SPOTS.

UH, THIS IS JUST FROM BEING WORN OUT

AND, UH,

AND I PROBABLY SHOULD DRINK MORE WATER.

AND THEN I'LL BE GOOD TO GO.

THAT WAS GOOD.

RIGHT NOW, THIS IS OUR LIFE,

OUR SURVIVAL.

THIS IS TRICKY FOR ME 'CAUSE I'M JUST NOT A MEAT-EATER.

I JUST DON'T DO IT.

YOU HAVE TO EAT THAT PIECE AT LEAST.

-NO. -YEAH.

-NO. -YOU NEVER KNOW.

THIS COULD BE OUR LAST MEAL.

Lindsay: I HEAR WHAT MATT IS SAYING.

AND TRUST ME, I'M STARVING.

BUT THE IDEA OF EATING A SNAKE,

PUTTING IT IN MY MOUTH... AND, UH, I JUST CAN'T DO IT.

I MEAN, I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU PROBABLY DON'T LIKE IT,

BUT...

WHAT WE'RE IN IS -- IS SERIOUS, AS SERIOUS AS YOU CAN GET.

-Matt: IT'S ABOUT TO GET UGLY. -Lindsay: HOLY COW.

WE ARE CUT OFF FROM ALL RESCUE SERVICES COMPLETELY.

DO NOT GO NEAR THE RIVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

Matt: WE BETTER GET OUT OF HERE AS FAST AS WE CAN.

Matt: YOU WANNA SEE MY AWESOME IDEA?

NO, YOU'RE NOT GONNA SWING LIKE TARZAN.

DON'T. YOU'LL KNOCK ME DOWN,

AND I'LL GET --

DON'T.

YOU KNOW THAT'S AWESOME.

-ARE YOU DONE? -NOT QUITE. READY?

-NO, YOU'RE GONNA...

AAH! MATT, YOU'RE GONNA FALL ON MY HEAD, DINGBAT.

I HAVE BECOME ONE WITH THIS JUNGLE.

UGH! JEEZ. OH, PETE.

Narrator: THANKS TO THE SNAKE MEAT, MATT FINDS NEW ENERGY.

BUT LINDSAY'S REFUSAL TO EAT EITHER SNAKE OR LIZARD

IS STARTING TO TAKE ITS TOLL.

I KNOW THAT PART OF MY WEAKNESS IS JUST NOT EATING.

I'LL PROBABLY JUST GET WEAKER AS TIME GOES ON.

AND THE TRUTH IS, THIS IS A LOT HARDER

THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE.

REALLY?

OH-HO. THAT'S NOT MUCH.

BUT YOU GOTTA TAKE EVERYTHING YOU CAN GET.

I REALLY WANNA VAMP UP GETTING MORE FOOD.

AND, UH, LINDSAY, SHE NEEDS TO HAVE CALORIES IN

TO GET SOME ENERGY.

I JUST HOPE TO FIND FOOD, PERIOD,

BECAUSE YOU LAY AROUND IN SURVIVAL, YOU DIE.

THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE.

WHERE'D YOU GO, YOU LITTLE *BLEEP*?

I HAVE SEEN SOME LITTLE CRITTERS SCURRYIN' AROUND.

AND I NEED TO, UH, I NEED TO CUT SOME DEADFALL TRAPS AND SNARES

AND GET THEM WORKING ALL, YOU KNOW, 24/7 FOR ME.

MAKIN' DEADFALL TRAPS IS A, UH, PASSIVE WAY OF HUNTING

WHILE YOU'RE ACTUALLY OUT DOIN' OTHER THINGS

AND, UH, GIVE YOU AN, YOU KNOW,

EXTRA OPPORTUNITY TO FIND GAME.

-HOW LONG DOES IT NEED TO BE? -7 INCHES.

A GIRL 7 INCHES OR A GUY 7 INCHES?

-A, UH, A TRUE 7 INCHES. -OKAY.

A GIRL 7 INCHES, GOT IT.

ALL RIGHT.

AND ESSENTIALLY ALL IT IS, PROP A ROCK UP,

ANIMAL GOES UNDER, TOUCHES THE STICK,

DOWN IT GOES.

AND WE'LL PUT THAT BACK ON IT.

ANYTHING KINDA COMIN' AROUND OUR BED SNIFFIN', BOOM.

IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY WINDY AT THE MOMENT,

AND A LOT OF THUNDER RIGHT BEHIND ME.

HEY, LINDSAY, WE GOT A PRETTY SERIOUS STORM BREWIN'.

WE BETTER DEFINITELY BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES BECAUSE...

OH, IT IS -- IT'S ABOUT TO GET UGLY.

YEAH.

Matt: THIS STORM IS A SON OF A BITCH.

IT'S COLD. IT'S, UH, REAL COLD.

I AM FREEZING RIGHT NOW, VERY, VERY, VERY COLD.

I'M TRYING NOT TO SHIVER 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO, UM...

-BURN THE CALORIES.

I APPRECIATE LINDSAY'S, YOU KNOW, GOOD SPIRIT

AND GOOD MORALE AND, UH, STRONG --

STRONG MENTAL FORTITUDE THROUGH THIS WHOLE THING.

IT'S PROBABLY 9:00 IN THE MORNING.

IT'S JUST COMIN' DOWN.

IT'S BEEN COMIN' DOWN SINCE LAST NIGHT.

DAYS LIKE THIS, I MISS MY GIRLFRIEND.

IT'S LIKE THAT -- IT'S THAT, YOU KNOW,

STAYIN' HOME ALL DAY, RELAX, RAIN DAY,

SNUGGLE ON THE COUCH.

AND INSTEAD, UH, WE'RE JUST HUNKERED IN.

RAININ' LIKE A SON OF A BITCH AGAIN.

Narrator: ON THE STORM'S FOURTH DAY,

THE RAIN SUDDENLY INTENSIFIES.

THE RIVER, WHICH LOCALS FEAR IS CURSED,

NOW RISES AND SWELLS,

CONDITIONS THAT COULD PRODUCE ANOTHER CATASTROPHIC FLASH FLOOD

LIKE THE ONE THAT CLAIMED 39 LIVES

ONLY A FEW YEARS AGO.

Matt: *BLEEP* IS GETTING REAL TODAY.

THE, UH, DEFINITELY, BIGGEST CONCERN I HAVE IS FLOOD

BECAUSE, AS OF RIGHT NOW, IT'S A, UH,

IT'S AN INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS RIVER TO MESS WITH.

YEP. DAM'S STARTIN' TO FLOOD.

NOT COOL.

ALL RIGHT.

THE, UH, THE WATERFALL IS...

-ANGRY. -REAL ANGRY.

IT'S ABSOLUTELY JUST -- JUST ROARIN'.

YOU CAN ALMOST FEEL IT IN THE GROUND RIGHT NOW.

SO IT'S... IT MUST BE PRETTY DAMN BIG.

HOLY COW.

THAT'S A LOT HIGHER.

YEAH.

Narrator: THE RAPIDLY RISING RIVER CUTS MATT AND LINDSAY OFF

FROM THEIR PRODUCTION TEAM.

THE WATER'S REALLY COMIN' UP.

IT'S RUNNING MUDDY, COMIN' UP ABOUT A FOOT

IN THE LAST 5 MINUTES.

Narrator: IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG, THEY'RE BEYOND RESCUE.

DO NOT GO NEAR THE RIVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

WE BETTER GET OUTTA HERE AS FAST AS WE CAN.

HOLY COW.

IT'S GONNA BE A BAD SPOT IN A FLASH FLOOD.

YEAH.

DO NOT GO NEAR THE RIVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? DO NOT GO NEAR THE RIVER.

Matt: WE ARE CUT OFF FROM THE PRODUCTION CREW.

WE'RE ALSO CUT OFF FROM ALL RESCUE SERVICES,

ANY, UH, FIRST AID RESPONDERS.

I MEAN, WE'RE CUT OFF COMPLETELY.

LIKE I SAID, I JUST WANT IT TO STOP.

STOP RAINING.

RIGHT NOW, IF ANYTHING WENT WRONG,

WE WOULD HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE WATER TO SUBSIDE,

WHICH, AT THIS POINT, IT'S STILL POURING RAIN.

YEAH.

THERE'S NO WAY FOR ANYBODY TO GET TO US.

IF WE GOT SERIOUSLY INJURED RIGHT NOW,

WE COULD POTENTIALLY DIE BECAUSE THEY'RE --

THE HOSPITAL IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF A RAGING RIVER

THAT WE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO CROSS.

RIGHT NOW, IT IS JUST PELTING LIKE CRAZY.

THE TEMPERATURE HAS DROPPED DOWN

FAR COLDER THAN WE'VE HAD BEFORE.

IT, UH, IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE MISERABLE.

SHOULD BE GETTING BETTER FOR US.

THE WEATHER'S JUST GETTING WORSE.

I MEAN, IT IS COMIN' DOWN.

Narrator: CUT OFF FROM ANY CHANCE OF RESCUE

BY 6 STRAIGHT DAYS OF RAIN,

MATT AND LINDSAY BURN PRECIOUS CALORIES

SHIVERING TO STAY WARM

AND HAVE NO WAY TO REPLACE THEM.

I CAN'T HUNT.

I CAN'T MAKE FIRE TO COOK

WHATEVER I MIGHT CATCH IF I HUNT.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU OVER THERE, BUT I AM HUNGRY.

I'M STARVING.

COME ON, THAILAND, WORK WITH US HERE.

WORK WITH US.

Matt: WE DEFINITELY NEED MORE FOOD.

DEFINITELY FEELIN' HUNGRY.

BODY'S, YOU KNOW, BODY'S DEFINITELY

FEELIN' THE EFFECTS OF THE LACK OF CALORIES.

WE DON'T GET SOME MORE SUBSTANTIAL FOODS, YOU KNOW,

SOON HERE, IT'S GONNA BE...

IT'S GONNA GET BAD.

* AHH *

SUN IS A-SHININ'.

WHOO-HOO!

FIRST THING THIS MORNING, WOKE UP, LOOK UP,

AND A BLUE SKY.

THAT SUN COMIN' OUT IS VITALLY IMPORTANT

BECAUSE THAT'S WHEN THE ANIMALS ALSO COME OUT, YOU KNOW?

THEY NEED TO GO OUT. THEY NEED TO FORAGE.

THEY NEED TO FIND FOOD.

YOU KNOW, WE HAVE TO EAT TO KEEP OUR --

KEEP OUR BODIES GOIN'.

AND, UH, THAT'S GONNA BE THE MAIN GOAL FOR TODAY.

I FEEL LIKE *BLEEP*.

UM, I FEEL REALLY WEAK.

EXTRACTION'S COMIN' AROUND THE CORNER, DAY AFTER TOMORROW.

IT'S GONNA BE A LONG JOURNEY.

IT'S GONNA BE SOME TREACHEROUS TERRAIN.

AND I'M CURRENTLY THE WEAKEST I'VE BEEN,

SO I ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO FIND US SOME PROTEIN.

WE GOT -- WE GOT A FROG OVER HERE.

THIS, UH, THIS FROG'S NOT MOVIN' AT ALL.

I HIT HIM HARD,

AND HE DISAPPEARED.

PRETTY SURE IT KNOCKED HIM DOWN,

STUNNED HIM, MAYBE EVEN KILLED HIM.

AND THEN I LOST HIM IN THE TURBULENT WATER HERE.

UGH. IT'S FRUSTRATING.

SO I'M MAKING, LIKE, A BLANKET.

AT NIGHT, THIS IS GONNA DEFINITELY MAKE US SLEEP

100 TIMES BETTER.

YOU KNOW, I JUST FEEL LIKE I'M SHIVERING CONSTANTLY.

SO IT'LL FEEL GOOD.

LET'S HOPE THE FISH TRAP HAS SOMETHIN'.

I AM LOOKIN' EXACTLY WHERE I DROPPED THAT FISH TRAP,

AND...

I DO NOT SEE THE FISH TRAP.

IT WAS THERE.

*BLEEP*.

I FIGURED THERE WAS NO WAY THAT THE WATER COULD COME HARD ENOUGH

THROUGH THIS LITTLE, PROTECTED SPOT,

BUT THE FISH TRAP IS GONE.

IT'S GONE.

AND, UH, WHICH -- WHICH JUST SUCKS.

IT JUST MAKES ME -- MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH

KNOWIN' HOW HUNGRY WE BOTH ARE, AND THAT THAT MOST LIKELY

HAD SOME WELL-NEEDED PROTEIN IN IT.

DID YOU HEAR THAT, LINDSAY?

DEADFALL TRAP WENT OFF.

SO LET'S SEE IS SOMETHIN' HAPPENED.

OH, BAM.

WE GOT A RAT IN THE DEADFALL.

HUH.

HE IS -- HE IS FLAT.

Matt: CAUGHT A RAT WITH THE DEADFALL TRAP.

WE'RE GONNA BE VERY CAREFUL COOKIN' HIM.

RATS ARE REAL NOTORIOUS FOR CARRYIN' RABIES,

UH, HANTAVIRUS.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE SURE WE COOK HIM, YOU KNOW,

DEFINITELY WELL DONE, WE ELIMINATE ANY KIND OF RISK

WE WOULD HAVE OF -- OF GETTIN' ANY OF THESE.

UGH.

YOU GETTIN' EXCITED ABOUT EATING THAT RAT?

THIS ANTICIPATION IS KILLIN' YA.

KILLING ME.

'CAUSE YOU AT LEAST HAVE TO EAT --

EAT A HIND LEG AND A FRONT LEG.

Narrator: OVER THE COURSE

OF 20 DAYS IN THE SOUTH THAILAND JUNGLE,

MATT HAS PROVEN HIMSELF A FORMIDABLE HUNTER

AND VALUABLE PARTNER.

MEANWHILE, LINDSAY'S RELUCTANCE TO EAT MEAT

COMBINED WITH A BAD BOUT OF STOMACH SICKNESS

HAS GREATLY REDUCED HER SURVIVAL EFFECTIVENESS.

AN ANGRY RIVER STILL STANDS BETWEEN THEM AND SAFETY.

THEIR ABILITY TO NAVIGATE ITS TREACHEROUS WATERS

WILL DETERMINE THEIR ULTIMATE PRIMITIVE SURVIVAL RATINGS.

THIS ANTICIPATION IS KILLIN' YA.

'CAUSE YOU AT LEAST HAVE TO EAT --

EAT A HIND LEG AND A FRONT LEG.

OKAY.

YOU GOTTA EAT. -NO, I CAN'T.

JUST EAT THE REST OF THE ACTUAL MAIN CHUNKS ON THERE.

YOU NEED -- YOU NEED THE PROTEIN.

THAT IS QUALITY.

I'M JUST TELLIN' YA RIGHT NOW, THAT'S DELICIOUS.

IT'S GOT SORT OF A SMOKED BRISKET TASTE TO IT.

RIGHT?

ONE -- ONE OF MY BIGGEST CHALLENGES OUT HERE

IS DEFINITELY EATING MEAT.

DID I EVER IN A MILLION YEARS

THINK I'D BE PUTTING A DEAD RAT IN MY MOUTH?

NO.

BUT AT THIS POINT, I REALLY DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.

AND WHATEVER HE CATCHES, I JUST HAVE TO EAT

BECAUSE I'M GETTING SO WEAK.

I'M IMPRESSED THAT YOU'RE --

YOU'RE GOIN' OUTSIDE YOUR COMFORT ZONE

AND NOW EATING A RAT.

I'M NOT. I'M EATING BRISKET.

BEEF BRISKET.

I'M DEFINITELY, UH, VERY PROUD OF LINDSAY.

SHE'S GOT SOME BIG HURDLES TO GO THROUGH TRYING TO EAT MEAT.

AND SHE KNEW SHE NEEDED SOME CALORIES

AND, UH,

AND SHE JUST -- SHE JUST KIND OF JUNGLED UP

AND ACTUALLY ATE QUITE A BIT OF IT.

THE EARS ARE KINDA CRUNCHY...

BUT GOOD.

YOU WANT ANY? -NO.

-OH. -NO, I DO NOT.

OH-HO-HO.

HELLO, DAY 21.

SO, WE GOTTA GET OUR BUTTS

ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE

UNTIL WE SEE A BRIDGE. -YEP.

WALKIN' THROUGH ANY OF THIS IS STEEP SIDE HILLS.

-YEAH. -THE THORN BUSHES. SUCKS.

DEFINITELY OUT BEST BET'S GONNA BE

ON THE RIVER ITSELF A LOT OF TIMES.

I THINK WE NEED TO MAKE A RAFT.

WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO LASH THAT TOGETHER

OUT OF OUR OWN BED.

YEAH.

Narrator: MATT AND LINDSAY WILL FIRST HAVE TO BUSHWHACK

THROUGH 3 MILES OF JUNGLE,

THEN NAVIGATE 2 MILES OF RAPIDS ON AN IMPROVISED RAFT.

IF RAIN FALLS ON THE HIGHLANDS ABOVE THEM,

THEY'LL HAVE NO ESCAPE FROM THE RESULTING FLASH FLOODS.

FINALLY, UPON REACHING A BRIDGE,

THEY MUST EXIT THE RIVER IMMEDIATELY

TO AVOID CASCADING OVER A SERIES OF STEEP DAMS.

LET'S SEE WHAT WE CAN DO WITH THIS BED.

Lindsay: OUR PLAN IS TO MAKE A RAFT OUT OF OUR SHELTER,

OUT OF OUR BED.

AND I'M KINDA TIRED OF BEING NAKED.

I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND FINALLY MAKE SOME CLOTHES.

PRETTY SIMPLE, UH,

I'M JUST GONNA MAKE, LIKE, A SKIRT-TYPE THING, UH,

AND THEN A TOP.

Matt: THE RAFT WILL BE A SMALL SIZE.

IT'S JUST SOMETHIN' THAT WE CAN GRAB ON TO,

LIKE, A, UH, IT'S ALMOST LIKE A LIFE JACKET.

Lindsay: I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT THE TREK

THAT WE HAVE TO MAKE.

I WANNA BE ABLE TO PULL MY OWN WEIGHT TODAY,

BUT I KNOW THAT IT'S GONNA BE VERY SLOW GOING.

WELL, IT'S NOT BAD, CONSIDERING.

ALL RIGHT. SEE YA LATER, CAMP.

IT'S BEEN REAL.

IT'S BEEN RAT-TASTIC, BUT WE GOTTA GO.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT LINDSAY'S CAPABILITIES ARE IN THE WATER.

TO THINK ABOUT US TRYIN' TO GET IN THAT RIVER WITH THAT RAFT,

IT DEFINITELY SCARES ME BECAUSE NOT ONLY

AM I LOOKIN' AFTER MYSELF,

BUT I ALSO HAVE TO LOOK AFTER LINDSAY.

Lindsay: I'M VERY NERVOUS ABOUT THIS.

AND, UH, ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS COME DOWN,

AND I'M GONNA GIVE YOU FOOTING.

21 DAYS, I HAVEN'T LET YOU DOWN YET.

TAKE THIS FOOT, PUT IT OVER HERE.

I GOT IT. I GOT IT. I GOT IT.

PERFECT.

AH. HO-HO.

OH, YES.

SCREW YOU, THORNS.

WHOO.

UGH.

I TELL YOU, THIS JUNGLE IS NEVER-ENDING.

YES.

Narrator: MATT AND LINDSAY NOW ENTER

THE RISKIEST PART OF THE EXTRACTION.

I THINK WE CAN JUST KINDA FLOAT DOWN HERE.

Narrator: AS THE RIVER COURSES BETWEEN BOULDERS,

OPPOSING CURRENTS CREATE POWERFUL WHIRLPOOLS,

WHICH HAVE DROWNED SWIMMERS IN THE PAST.

HOLD ON! HOLD ON!

AAH!

MATT?!

LINDSAY!

ARE YOU OKAY?

YOU OKAY?

I'M FINE! YOU ALMOST WENT OFF THE LEDGE!

WE GOTTA GO GET THE RAFT.

WE GOT THIS.

OH, LOOK, IT'S A BRIDGE!

LET'S GO!

UGH.

COME ON.

WE GOT IT. -UGH.

-A TRUCK. -OH, THAT'S GOTTA BE IT.

-IT'S RUNNIN'.

NOW WE'RE GETTIN' IN IT.

Lindsay: THIS IS THE END

TO A VERY, VERY LONG AND ROUGH JOURNEY.

I COULDN'T HAVE MADE IT THROUGH WITHOUT MATT.

BUT 10 YEARS AGO, THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL

I WOULD'VE BEEN ABLE TO DO THIS AT ALL.

WHOO-HOO! -WHOO!

UGH! PHYSICALLY, I WOULD'VE LIKED

TO BE A LITTLE BIT MORE IN SHAPE AND READY FOR THE CHALLENGE.

BUT THIS IS A MENTAL CHALLENGE.

AND IT JUST MADE ME FEEL

LIKE I COULD ACCOMPLISH JUST ABOUT ANYTHING

I PUT MY MIND TO AFTER THIS.

Matt: LINDSAY EARNED MY RESPECT.

SHE WAS STRONG ENOUGH TO MAKE 21 DAYS.

THIS EXPERIENCE IS SOMETHIN' THAT CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER.

I DON'T HAVE TO WONDER IF I CAN SURVIVE BY MYSELF...

-WE GOT THIS! -BECAUSE I JUST SURVIVED 21 DAYS

AND ALSO SUPPORTED SOMEONE ELSE.

YEAH! WE DID GOOD. -OH!

Matt: OW!

Narrator: OVER 21 DAYS,

LINDSAY BATTLED FOOD POISONING AND LOST 20 POUNDS,

BUT HER TOUGHNESS AND ADAPTABILITY

BOOST HER FINAL PSR FROM 6.1 TO 6.5.

MATT DOMINATED THE THAI JUNGLE

AND PAID A HIGH PRICE, LOSING 36 POUNDS.

SINGLE-HANDEDLY KILLING ENOUGH FOOD

TO SUSTAIN BOTH HIMSELF AND LINDSAY,

MATT RAISES HIS PSR FROM 7.8 TO 8.7,

PROVING THAT BOTH MATT

AND LINDSAY CAN ENDURE 21 DAYS NAKED AND AFRAID.

Matt: EAT A RAT TODAY, LIVE TOMORROW.