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Check on him.

- Oh, my fucking God. - We are live,

to over 500,000 people in the chat right now.

Hey, Kev, what's going on?

Uh, right now, on my way home, about to go do a stream.

Stream with Kai and Druski.

You know, man, you know, I feel like

if I break into this world,

I don't know. I feel like I can show people that

-I'm part of the next wave. -Okay.

You know? Next wave of talent, next wave of creative.

I feel like something like this, honestly, would make me unstoppable.

So you're...

you're a streamer now?

Well, I mean, I've been studying, like,

ever since I did those sleepovers.

That's when I started to, like, really, really, like,

-look into this streaming shit. -Yeah.

I don't know. I just think I-- I think I could

some record-setting shit in this space.

But I gotta really-- if I really focus,

if I really gravitate towards it correctly,

sky's the limit, sky's the limit.

That's what-- That's what makes it big.

That's what makes me doing it big.

Because of how I think.

I just think different about shit like this, man.

Always have. It's the only space I haven't really conquered yet.

Oh, shit!

Hey, yo, Kev!

- Kev, open the gate! - Open the gate, man, damn!

Kevin, it's Kai and Dru!

-Let us in, bro, please! -Shit.

Boy, if we can't work this, then how the hell we doing streaming?

Hey, it's probably security. It ain't him.

He-- oh, there you go. There you go.

-Kevin! -Yo, Kev!

Aah!

Damn!

Yeah!

-This is... -Hey, stream-- hey, get your bag.

-Put it over there. -Yes, sir!

Hey, hold-- whoa, whoa, hold on now.

-What's going on here? -No, he always--

-he gets behind-the-scenes and stuff. -No, I know that--

-This goes out after the stream. -Okay, guys, first of all,

what we're doing, much bigger. We're taking some steps up.

-We don't need this, okay? -Okay.

So, I'm making that clear to y'all and to him,

just for you to get some context and clarity.

Uh, I don't even know what your English situation is.

Can you-- do you understand me?

-Yeah. -Yeah, okay.

- Yeah. - Eh, no need.

- Whoa, okay, see, that's racist. - Yo, hey, nah.

Thank you. See you later, Pedro.

-He look like Pedro Pascal. -That's not his name. Well, that's--

For the stream, I set it up basically

so every room we go in,

the world gon' see it.

There go one of 'em right there.

-Oh, that's what I got. -You got the same shit that...

-Yeah, Red Eye. -When, um, when Kai...

No, no, it's not, it's not, no, no.

That's-- it looks identical to it.

Well, I'm telling you right now that it's not.

-Oh, you got a soundboard? -That's dope.

-Yes, I got a soundboard. -Now that's dope.

I got a soundboard. Hold on.

This nigga-- hey, hey, go long, go long.

All right, look, so...

-Run the D, right? -Oh, sh--

- Oh, my God. - Boy, that was a terrible throw.

Kev, I swear to God.

Shut up!

$700,000, just like that!

-On a goddamn vase?! -Shitted on! Shitted on it!

-$700,000 for a vase? -Bitch, that is

a handmade "vahz" from Malaysia.

-Vase? -Vase?

It's a fuckin' "vahz," you broke-ass niggas.

-Okay. -Shitting on it!

- What is this? - Now, on this,

right, basically I can control everything in this house.

So, this stream is gonna be much bigger than anything you've ever done.

Why you keep comparing your shit to my shit?

-I'm not comparing 'em. -Yes, you are.

I'm telling you the different level of streams, Kai.

Look, this is the first livestream that's fully moderated

and controlled by AI, and it'll be scoring the stream live

with music that will match the tone

of whatever's happening on-screen,

and the cameras track our motion.

So, it'll automatically zoom and follow us no matter where we go.

Wait, so you don't got no mods or actual people running this?

-Watch this. -Let's see, let's see what you...

I'm about to show you. Hold on.

Watch this-- oh, stand together.

Okay, everybody separate, and let's see who it follows.

Watch this.

- 'Cause I'm the star. - This is dumb.

Y'all think y'all done seen setups, right?

Ain't nobody ever had the type of coverage I got.

Don't touch nothin', either.

Oh, this is... Boom!

Oh, this is the same shit-- this is the same shit I be havin'.

-Same thing. -I know you a liar--

-Oh, my gosh. -You're a fucking liar.

I know you a liar.

What you guys do is stream, and it looks a certain way.

I'm transitioning stream to cinema.

This is just a display of the ingest

of where all the cameras are on the-- look at the TV.

-Kai, Kai... -Damn, that looks exactly...

-Kai, Kai, Kai. -What?

I wanna change

the way people see you.

So, what I'm gonna do--

I'm gonna take these environments

that we have in my home,

and I'm gonna fuckin' put y'all

on some acting sets that--

that-- that are fuckin' dope, that look real,

but I'm able to capture you in a different way.

-You understand what I'm sayin', Kai? -Right.

That's the only way I'm-a get you out of that fuckin' space

-that you in, bro. -Kevin, I did this shit

twice in my life already. I know this shit, bro.

You don't know this shit-- so-- so you know acting?

-You know acting? -Well, shit, do you know streaming?

Hey, hey, nigga, you a bitch!

-Okay-- -That's it!

-That's all I gotta say. -Would a bitch have this setup?

-A bitch like you. -Okay.

-Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey... -Okay, okay, you need to...

-You need to step down. -'Cause he's acting like...

Let's-- Let's get to the stream, man.

Come on. We going now.

The biggest thing, guys, with this stream,

we're not stopping. We-- we giving the people what they want.

Crazy energy. We callin' this the motherfuckin'-- what do you call this?

You know, we never talked about this before.

Like, why are you breaking it down to us like... we need to talk about

-all of this before? -Kev, we've done this.

- We literally done this shit... - ...we just do it.

All right, I'm just making sure it's right, though.

What the fuck do we need to know all that shit for?

Let's get a clock here-- wait, wait.

-Oh, my God, yo, you-- -Kai, can you tell him what the fuck--

The stream is starting.

What the fuck is up?!

Yo, chat!

Yeah! What up, chat?!

-Yo, we live, okay? All right. -Yeah, yeah.

You already know who the fuck it is.

-We live. It's our livestream! -We live, baby!

-Twenty-four hours! -We back, man.

Welcome to Kev' house, y'all!

- Listen... - The chat going crazy, too.

Chat going crazy. Chat going crazy!

- W's in the chat, y'all! - Hey, hey!

-Hold on, chat! Chat! -Chat's...

Hey, hey, hey, y'all got to look at my man in the back.

Look at gold sax in the back.

Sax man, hit 'em with something real quick.

It-- It's pretty much L's.

They-- They ain't fuckin' with that.

-It's pretty much L's. -I don't think they like that.

Yeah, they not...

There you go. There it is!

-There you go! There you go. -Okay, okay.

-Okay, that was good, all right. -Okay, okay.

-He was hidin' that! -Yes!

-He was hidin' that! -Hey, hey, by the way,

that's just a snippet of the type of money

-that we goddamn spent. -Yes.

I got a man dripped in gold playing the sax.

-Yes. -Just to set the fucking mood.

The mood not only is set,

but I can say honestly, as established,

we about to goddamn make it do what it do.

Kev say we goin' all black tonight.

Ya already see what the fuck it is, chat.

- We goin' all black. - You see what it is, chat.

You know why we goin' all black?

'Cause it's a fuckin' funeral, that's why.

It's a funeral, nigga!

Shit! Shit.

Come on, come on.

Let me go-- Let me go see how good it is.

I'm-a show y'all around, all right?

Now, I know you be gettin' freaky in this motherfucker.

- Come on, now. - Nigga!

-Yeah. -You done did some fuckin' in here.

-Hey. -You done did some fuckin' in here.

Nah, I didn't-- ain't nobody did no fuckin' in here.

What you talkin' 'bout, man? It's like a little somethin'--

-Nah, this is dope, yeah, yeah. -Yeah, it's cozy.

-Let me show you... -How many rooms is in here, Kev?

-How many rooms you got? -In here? Uh...

I think I got 32 rooms.

Why do you got pictures of yourself?

You guys familiar with the name "Andy Warhol"?

This like Pride Month Kevin.

- No, no, okay. - You feel me?

-Salute, boy! -Nah, that's not--

You showin' love to Pride Month.

-Hey, I salute the flag. -Come on. Let's do it!

-Let's do it! -You got to at some point. You got to.

-Ooh, shit. -Listen...

-Whoa. -Hey, what's this, uh, trophy right here?

It says "Kids' Competition."

-That's a big one. -That's a dumb accomplishment.

I know. It was one of the best--

Oh, shit, shit.

Damn, my bad, Kev.

Get the fuck out.

-This is the back half. -Aw, damn!

-Whoo! -Yeah.

- It's real-- nah, Kev... - Yeah.

- Now... - Kev, this is actually nice.

- What the fuck?! - Oh!

- Come here, boy! - Shoo!

That's my dog.

What the fuck?!

-There he is. Ah! -You got a robot dog?!

-Whoa. -Ah-ah-ah, stop, stop, stop.

-Whoa-whoa-whoa, whoa! -Stop, sit.

-Good. Paw. -What?!

Gimme paw. Gimme paw, come on.

- Hey, hey, boy, don't you do that! - Whoa, whoa! Yeah.

Gimme your hand, gimme your goddamn paw.

He know-- Kev, does he know you?

-He know me. -Yeah.

Uh-huh, good.

-Give me paw, boy, give me paw-- -No, no, back up, back up.

-Roll over, nigga. -Hey, hey, hey.

-Yeah, he like this. -He like you a lot.

-Yeah. -Yeah, good boy.

Oh, he like me-- oh--

- No, he pissin' on you. - Whoa!

-Oh, shit. -What the fuck, man?

By the way, that's antifreeze.

-That piss? -You better wash that.

Get out of here, go, git!

-Git! Go, go! Get outta here! -Go, Rudolph, go!

-That's a cool-ass dog, I will say. -Yeah.

-Get outta here! -Hey, you gotta wash that, though.

- You gotta wash that. - What the fuck, man?

That shit'll break you out.

Come on. Let me show y'all some more stuff.

Why would you put antifreeze in the dog?

'Cause you gotta keep it cool!

- Voilà! - Damn!

We're here, chat.

This here is my outside oasis.

Okay.

Goddamnit, Willie! Shh!

I just don't feel comfortable

- asking him to leave. - He's done.

Let me tell you what the powerfuls

-are getting attacked by. -Oh, yeah.

-These white people. -Yeah.

They wait for you to say something,

then they throw a case on ya.

That's why I ain't kicking him out.

Do what you want, Willie. I ain't gon' be the one.

Willie?

Yeah, I just do this every day, I just go--

-Okay. -Oh, he out, yeah.

See what I'm saying? That's how I do it.

-Watch your step. -To make sure.

- Yeah, watch your step. - Goddamn.

Come on. Whoa.

Oh, shit, Kev, that's you!

Hey, what you got this out here for, man?

Little dick-ass nigga!

It symbolizes a man in his confident ways.

Okay? If you two motherfuckers would learn,

you would understand that this is the closest

that you will ever get to godliness.

So you're basically saying...

you got a little dick.

-Nigga got a little dick! -Little dick!

Hey, that's all you gotta say.

Hey!

Somebody got a little dick!

Kevin got a little dick!

-Oh, look at my little dick! -Okay, okay.

It's called art.

Obviously, you two aren't cultured enough to understand it.

Come on, let's keep it moving.

Real quick, check out this little palm tree.

Okay.

All right, I'm tired of seeing all this shit.

Wait, wait, wait. Hey, cam down, cam down.

-Your address. -Cam down, cam down.

-What? Nah, ain't no cam down. -Cam down, cam down.

Nah, nah, nah, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, chat,

-Not on mine. -No, no, no, Kev, you don't wanna do that.

Not on my stream, chat. Cam up.

-Wait, Kev, Kev-- -Guys, guys, guys!

Please, please, shut the fuck up!

The whole chat is saying GG's.

- GG's? - Yeah, let's go back

- in the house. No, no, no... - GG's.

Let's go, huh? Let's do it.

This is-- This is Kevin's first time streaming.

-Hey, hey! Hey! -And it's about to be a long one.

You showing 'em the front of your crib was crazy.

-Nah, that was crazy. -What do you mean?

That's the difference in what I'm doing

and what everybody else has done.

This is all-exclusive.

And by the way, the chat reacted to it.

It ain't like they not reacted to it.

-Yeah, they say-- -I do see 'em in there reacting.

-They-- read the comm-- look, look... -They-- look.

-Read the comments now. -No, they said GG's.

Hey, man, as you see, y'all, we got a lot of people now

-in the fuckin' chat. -Damn good chat.

-Goddamn! -And chat goin' crazy.

-Yeah. -So much love, W's.

Lovin' the stream.

Analog...

-Always one. -Oh, there-- yeah.

-Always one, ain't there? -He talkin' shit.

-Always one, y'all, there's always one. -He talkin' shit.

Shit-talkin'. Analog23.

You got one guy. You know what I mean?

You got one.

Kev!

Hey, man, come on. I'll be right back!

-I'll be right back! -All right, chat-- chat, so look,

I'm not gon' lie. I don't know what he got planned, chat.

Hey, didn't I tell you I got people coming by here all day?

Here I come!

Ah-- shit.

God... bitch!

Fucking moved.

That's what the fuck we doing

all day, all day.

What's up, shorty?

What up? How are you?

With Kevin, you don't know what's gon' happen.

But he don't even know how to run the whole setup,

so I doubt he even know who to bring, 'cause...

Livestream. Right now you live. Don't say nothin' stupid.

Don't say nothing that, like, legally you can't come back from.

-So right now-- -We're live here?

No, we live. This is my livestream.

That's why I told you come by.

Why are you livestreaming?

That influencer shit is dope. I'm just trying to get into the world.

Don't even think about it. The whole thing with being live is like,

it's a movie within a movie.

But don't, like, don't overdo it, though, okay?

Come on, let's start the shit.

- Winnie! - What'd I tell you...

- Yeah, you did! - Welcome to the stream.

- Welcome to the stream! - Winnie!

Hold on, hold on, Before we go to our first game,

before we go to Jump Scare, which is the first official game

-on my first official stream... -Yes.

...uh, I feel like the world needs to know more about you, Winnie.

Where you from?

I'm Jamaican-Canadian.

-Bomboclaat! -You from Jamaica!

-Yes, goddamn! -What part of Jamaica you from?

I'm from Westmoreland.

-You speak Patois? -Okay, okay.

But of course.

-Okay, okay. -Patois, okay, what is that?

I like a girl that speak a different language!

-That's our, like, dialect. -Give me a...

Gimme a little Patois.

Um, what should we say?

-Wah gwaan. -"Druski fat as shit."

-Why? -If you would say anything,

say that to the chat. W's, chat, if you want her

to say "Druski fat as shit" in Patois.

-No, they're not gonna say that. -There's a lot of W's.

Come on now. Come on. Say it one time.

-"Druski fat as shit" in Patois. -That's not nice.

-No way, that's-- come on, Kev, man. -Come on, come on.

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

By the way, she said something else.

Yeah-- hey, see that? What I tell you?

You fat-phobic, man. You fat-phobic.

You got a fat phobia against fat people, man.

By the way, hey, we just got 50 gifted.

Tell that big sexy to dance.

Hey, get them rims back on!

Go, Druski, I got it. We got 50 gifted in this bitch.

Come on, Druski! Hey, hey, hey, hey!

-Get it, get it, get it, get it... -Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey...

Chat, I hope y'all ready. Uh, this is Jump Scare,

first game on my fucking livestream.

If you jump, then you lose.

Loser take three shots back to back.

- Okay, everybody on? - Yeah.

-Everybody ready? -I'm with it, I'm with it.

Big shit. Popping big shit with your bomboclaat ass.

-All right, here we go, guys. Ready? -What the fuck?

First one. First one. Big up. Big 'em!

Oh, damn.

Oh, shit. Here we go.

- Oh, shit. - All right, chill out now.

-Oh, that's cool. -Yeah, there's that shit.

Everybody looking happy to me.

That's how they get you. They tryin' to get you.

-Oh, shit. -That was a good one, right?

-Hey, by the way, y'all jumped. -Hey, no--

- You gotta stop playin'. - No, no, no.

-No, that was a test. -That was just--

-Yeah, that was just, hey-- -That was a test.

-Yo! Who jumped first? -All right, come on, come on.

You freaky-ass niggas, watch this shit for real.

-Let's go. -I think I've seen this before.

Hey now, oh, oh, gonna get you.

Oh, shit!

See? It's a-- It's a red dot, like--

I gotta say, this is like the game one.

Yeah, the game. It's not even scary.

Well, you got to brace yourself.

That's the thing. It's setting you up.

I'm not as scared as y'all are.

- Wait! - Do somethin' now!

-Dru! Dru! -Do somethin' now!

That's right! That's right!

Fuck! Fuck!

Druski!

Fuckin' fat-ass attacked me-- fuck!

-He almost fucking killed me, Kevin! -Hold on. While I was fuckin'

choking your ass out, instead of you saying,

"Yo, Kev, or Unc, get on me," you was saying,

"Yaing-yaing-yaing-yaing." He hit me

-with a "yaing-yaing-yaing"! -Whoa!

He hit me with a "yaing-yaing-yaing."

You didn't try to save me! What the fuck?!

-I thought-- -I did!

- My bad. - Go take a walk.

- He got a helmet on, man. - Fucking fat-ass.

Fuck that show. Fuck-- Fuck that show.

Fuck Kevin Hart, bro. Fuckin' fat-ass Druski.

-Stinky-ass boy. -What you say, boy?!

- Shit. - What the fuck you say?

You gotta pay me for shit like this. I'm not playing with you.

-They say that on stream. -I'm not playing with you.

-Winnie! Wait! -Hey, at least she said bye to the chat.

- Why she leaving?! - Winnie! Wait, Winnie!

Hey, uh, again. Congrats on that engagement.

She don't know. You didn't tell her this was a stream, nigga?

No, I didn't say shit-- I didn't say shit to her

-about the stream and the... -How do you not tell

-your guests this is a stream? -I told her when she got here.

-It's good for the stream, though. -Well, by the way,

that was great for the stream.

-They-- They-- They puttin'-- -Okay? Hey...

Hey, hey, hey, by the way...

-Stream, hey, listen, listen. -Yo! Hey, come on.

-Ain't nothin' gonna stop us. -Hey, hold on.

Hey, look. Hey, we still here.

-Yeah. -I told y'all.

-We live and jive, nigga. -I told y'all. We live.

- She left?! - I'm-a send her a gift.

- Yo, Winnie! - She left, she left.

- Winnie! - Normally what it means

when somebody says, "I'm not dealing with this shit no more,

- I'm out." - Nigga, that's your fault.

You acting like it was us!

Let me control my stream.

-If you was acting... -Bet.

...or you were trying to do movies and shit,

I would let you do it how you felt you would do it.

But you don't. But you don't do that.

It is your first day streaming, for real.

Haaah!

- What's up? - Thank you so much for this.

-Dude, this is gonna be great, man. -It's gonna be so fun, really.

I'm trying to do a new thing. I'm trying to branch out.

-I'm trying to be like you! -Between me and you,

I don't really fuck with the nigga. Like, you feel me, though?

It's certain shit that he do on an aspect of just, like,

bro, just say you got inspired.

-Yes, but see, he not man enough. -He keep talking all this shit.

-He not man enough to let you know... -Just say it!

-...that he was inspired by you. -Say it.

-You get what I'm saying, though? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-You get what I'm saying? -But, chat...

-I'm-a take this call. -...other than that, I don't know

-who else is pulling up... -Yeah.

-Hold on one second. Hold on. -...to the stream, bro.

- And it could be anybody. - Hello?

Yeah. You still coming over here?

I'm literally getting my nails done.

I went and made other plans, 'cause you told me

-that you were on stream. -Oh, God...

All right, uh, what are you doing after?

Um...

I don't know.

If you in the area, or if, like, you gonna pull by,

just let me know.

Yeah, I'll text you when I'm done.

You should, though.

-Uh, okay. -All right.

All right, bye.

What the fuck, man...

All right, chat, like we said, we downstairs,

we're in the kitchen. We about to bake.

-Yes. -You hear me? We're about to bake.

But we're not doing it-- we're doing it the Jerry O'Connell way.

-This is his show. -Yes.

He's gonna walk us through the world of how to make these cookies.

Well, we are gonna be making my red carpet red velvet

white chocolate, dark chocolate cookies.

-It actually smells good. -Incredible, right?

Take a whiff. Don't eat these.

Save them for later. We're gonna-- we're gonna show the whole process.

-This is-- This is a baking show. -Yeah.

How much sugar should he have?

Because I don't want your blood sugar going through the roof.

Hey, well, I've never said that.

So, you telling me you don't have diabetes?

-No. What the fuck?! -What the fuck?

Well, first of all, diabetes is a serious issue.

I know. I don't fucking have it, y'all.

-I don't got diabetes. -Well, there are preventative

-measures that you can take. -All right.

Well, I'm just letting you guys know,

-I don't have it. -Pre-diabetes.

-No, I don't even have that. -Wait, you can be pre-diabetic?

-No! -Yes.

-I don't have it. -Really?

-I don't got it, bro. -No, you pre-'bout to have it.

-Hey-- hey, listen-- -Yo, chat, y'all think--

-y'all think Druski got diabetes... -Hey, hey, chat, y'all don't

ask the fuckin' chat that. I don't!

-Yes, yes, yes, yes. -Why are you saying this?

-Why you even bring that up? -He lose his foot, it's on him.

-Hey, bro, what the fuck?! -Let's go.

Oh, shit. Appreciate y'all.

Oh, "Ray too fine"? Nah, bro, chill, bro.

"Ray, Ray, you look good today."

Nah, appreciate y'all. Nah, appreciate it, bro!

Shout-out, whatever Kevin Hart, uh, company called.

This is a secret of mine. I actually use, uh...

uh, white cane sugar and also brown sugar.

-I like to integrate. -My nigga be using that real--

You a real nigga for using that brown sugar.

I wanna say I feel a little uncomfortable

-with the N-word being used. -Oh, my bad, my bad.

-Come on, man! -You do it, too.

No, I-- no, I ain't never said that.

Should I use, uh, milliliters, or do you like, uh, ounces?

Nigga, nigga, you the chef!

Hey! No more N-word, please!

Please, this is live?!

-People see this?! -Wait-- Wait--

-People see this?! -Wait.

Stop with the N-word. I find it to be highly offensive.

Is that a... Is that an addy?

Yo, ma, ban whoever leaked the addy, bro.

Yo, don't leak the addy, bro. What the fuck?

You can get right in there. You can be-- oh!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...

-Who just sprayed me? -Not with the cookies.

You guys are acting like children!

-I'm begging you, I'm begging you. -Stop! Stop!

Bro! Put it down!

-You're ruining this for me! -Okay.

This was for me, Kevin!

- Who are these people? - I told you, bro.

-Hey, Jerry, Jerry, you-- -Streamers?!

I don't know you! I don't know you!

- Nigga, calm down. - Hey, whoa!

You stay over there-- oh!

- Aah! My eye! - ...really unnecessary.

Y'all cleaning my kitchen up!

I don't want any trouble. I don't want any trouble.

Kai, clean the fuck up.

The chat love this shit, though, chat, I told y'all,

-real food fights on my stream. -Yeah, but you doin' it...

You already know what it is, chat.

-Real food fights. -Jerry, move 'em. Move 'em.

- Ew! - Are you okay?

-This nigga don't actually... -I'm so sorry. Are you okay?

-Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, come on. -Stop! Stop!

-You've got to clean yourself. -Thank you, Jerry.

-That's not okay. -You've been very respectful.

It's just, we're on--

It's him. It's his fucking streams and shit.

-Calm down, calm down, calm down. -'Sup, bro?!

You fucking up my kitchen, man!

You've ruined it! You've ruined it for me!

-Jerry? Jerry? -Ah, shit.

What a joke. What a joke.

Fuck you, Kevin!

Goddamn. You proud of yourself?

Second storm-out. What did I tell you?

I said if you get him on that sugar, that diabetes will--

No, the fuck-- that wasn't diabetes, nigga,

I'm allergic to the shit you throwin'!

Stream. Right now, stream, we just had a food fight.

Shit was an accident. But you saw how dope it was.

-Jerry O'Connell came and showed-- -See? See, he gonna do it for the stream.

We still gonna keep it goin'--

-Now, that's the door, that's the door. -You just lost a friend.

And I'm gonna tell you what, if that's Jerry,

-and he pissed off-- -Jerry don't know us!

-I invited a girl. I invited a girl. -You got a girl?

Hold up... I got to take a shower first.

-Don't let her-- don't let her in. -You what?!

-I gotta take a shower. -You invited

one of your bitches over here? That bitch ain't gettin' in here.

-She's just coming to hang out! -You a cockblockin' ho!

Hey, open up, I'm coming in!

Bitch, you gonna get out of here!

You at the wrong fuckin' house!

-Oh, is that right? I tell you what-- -Yeah--

you are-- you open up this door right now!

I sent her my location, I didn't know if she was gonna come or not.

I don't know. She got here quick though.

Look here, ho! You can go wherever the fuck you came from!

- Kev, Kev, Kev! - Kev, relax.

- Let me text her. - Yeah, text her.

-Why are you whispering like girls?! -Chat, chat, he don't have no control

over his hos, so I'm-a show you how to shut her down.

-Hey, bitch! Nah, come on! -Your wish is my command!

Come in, bitch, so I can give you what the fuck you askin' for!

-Comin' in! -Come in through...

-Get down, get down! -Oh, shit!

Oh, shit, what the fuck?!

Oh, shit!

- Is that nice? - Oh, shit...

-Who's a bitch now? -Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Guys, that's Kevin Hart!

Yeah, we just streaming.

- We're streaming, yeah. - What?!

Hey, lemme get a selfie with y'all, man!

-Yeah, come on, come on. -Hey, hey, lemme see--

make sure I'm doing this right. Y'all makin' a million.

-Yeah. -All right, here we go.

Gang, gang, gang, gang, gang, gang, gang!

You said what?

He tiddled himself. He peed his pants.

- You shit on yourself? - ...he's talkin' about?

Oh, he shit on himself?

- Yeah. - Cam down.

Hey, so you guys know how the-- how the streamin' thing goes,

you know, somebody in the chat seen the address and doxxed him?

-Yeah. -So, is there, like, a white list

-that you could just put us on? -Oh, yeah, we got you.

-Thank you so much. -We got you, man, we got you.

-Appreciate you, boy. -Of course.

-Gang gang! -Gang gang!

-Gang gang! -All right!

-Keep up the great work, man! -Hey... hey, hey, hey.

-Yeah. -Excuse me, excuse me,

you got a 'gram? You got Instagram?

-Uh, no, thank you. -Oh, okay.

Thank you very much, yeah. Have a good one.

Damn! Gah! Boy, she fine as shit!

Mrs. Officer!

-Kev-- -Y'all fucked it up for me, man!

Kev, why the fuck you passin' out?

Hey, Kev-- I think Kevin's dead.

- No, I'm better. - Ah, damn, man.

- No, he's good. - I'm better now.

Mrs. Officer!

Live! Bro, ever since we been swatted, the chat's been going crazy.

Yo, that-- the chat is going crazy...

...right now.

Hey, Kev!

Hey, they sayin' you shit on yourself in the chat.

-Is you good? All the-- -Fuckin' tased me.

You know, they say with the tasers,

that's what it do. That shit...

-Oh, okay, yeah. -"Do people..."

-...normally shit theirself with a taser? -"...shit themselves..."

-When tased. -"...when tased."

Yeah.

-Yes. -Yes.

-The nigga leaked the address. -The address.

-I told you. I said that. -Hey, hey, hey, what I told you?

-That what I told you. -Kai said that.

Gotta say, I apologize, only because

I snapped on you, but I didn't know what you were saying.

-Okay. -I don't know what you saying.

-Nigga, that's why he said "cam down." -I thought he was saying "cam down"

like, Kev, your cams ain't shit, but your cam down.

-No, come on, brother. -What-- my cam-- I thought

-that's what "cam down" was. -No, okay.

Well, either way, the-- the SWAT, after all that shit happened,

you know, I think they were very nice,

but, at the end of the day, they gon' leave,

they gonna know I ain't no bitch.

Cuckoo! Yo!

Hey!

-Ha ha! -Kel!

-What's up? -Kel Mitchell.

Yeah, man.

-Look at you. -No, look at you.

-Man, yeah. -How long has it been

-since I seen you? -Uh... shoot, 17 years. Yeah.

-17 years. -17.

-I'm doing this livestream shit. -Yeah.

Livestream... my first stream.

-Yeah. -So, uh... I got Kai.

Kai Cenat. Druski. You probably know who they are.

-Oh, yeah, oh yeah. -Young guys, up-and-coming guys.

-Yeah. -Real fuckin' stupid.

This is the next evolution of the space.

The younger guys lay the groundwork.

Now, it's just time to get the big names in here

-to raise the level of the streaming. -Okay.

Uh, but I want you to kinda get around these guys.

-Okay. -Like, give 'em some little

-advice, mentorship, yeah. -Oh, I can do that. I can do that.

-Once you come in this house... -Okay.

-...you live. -Cameras everywhere.

Cameras everywhere.

-All right? Yeah. -Okay.

Yo, Kai, where you at?

Wake that ass up, boy, we here-- hello!

Hey! What's up, stream?!

Hey, chat, all right, ya already know what it is, man,

I told y'all, we doing it big the entire goddamn day.

We about to hit you with the noodle game!

We gotta roll tide with it!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey...

Willie ain't paid me rent since he been here.

Hey, hey, I'm about to get my money's worth!

I'm-a fuck you up, Willie!

Yeah!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Oh, shit.

- Oh, my God. - What'd you do?

- What the-- - Oh, my God.

What'd you do? You did that.

-What'd you do? -Yo, is he good?

-Somebody wash my hands. -No, I think he drunk.

-I think he drunk, no, I think he drunk. -Just-- shut up.

Everybody, give him a second.

What the...

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

The chefs did make something, right?

-Uh, you have chefs-- -Oh, no, I ordered, uh...

-uh, some Chinese food, man. -Of course you did.

-I got some for everybody. -Of course you did.

Anything with MSG in it.

If it is MSG or not, I just want you to know,

what I said came from a good place.

-Okay. -Always, nothin' but love.

You already know how I am. Chat, hey, I love the 'nese.

Y'all, I got an order for Druski.

Ah, my guy, how are you?

-Good, how you doing? -Good, good, good.

Good to see you, bro, come on in.

Pedro, you got to be shittin' me.

Dude, I done told you-- come on.

You get one egg roll, and that's it.

One egg roll. No, two.

And that's it, only because you still fuckin' here.

-You out after that, man. -You streaming?

-Yeah, this my first stream. -You a little old for that, ain't ya?

-Yeah, Kev's streaming now... -Well, that's-- I-- you know.

Druski's-- Druski here and Kai?

Yeah, well, it's crazy, your reaction was a little--

a little better-- can I get the bags?

-There you go, gang. -I appreciate it, my guy.

Real quick, just say whaddup to the chat real quick.

Yo, what's up right there? What it do? You know...

-You feel me? All right? -Okay.

-You a little shorter in person, man. -Okay, that's it.

That's it. Thank you, man. I'll see you later.

-That's enough. -All right...

Thank you, man. Thank you. Huh?

Who want wonton soup?

Wonton soup? Who want wonton soup?

And get-- get Kev a bib.

Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger!

Can I take your order?!

He was crazy as shit on that!

-You know we did Part Two, right? -Hey!

Yeah, Part Two.

-Yeah. -I was in that one, though.

-With Kai. -I produced that,

you know what I mean? So... -Oh, okay, yeah.

-I be getting my producer bag. -I have to say, I appreciate you

for letting me have the opportunity.

-Oh, yeah, for sure. -Thank you so much.

Kai was in it. Kai did an amazing job in that.

I did good! My part was crazy!

I feel like I seen, uh... like, Kenan go and do, like, SNL,

why you ain't never did SNL, bro?

Yeah, I was on there with Keke.

- Oh, you did that? - Yeah, I did that.

-Yeah. -And it was just once?

You didn't reoccur like how Kenan be doing?

You know, I'm excited for him, man.

Man, I just think it's wack that Kenan won't bring him on to SNL

'cause Kenan be reoccurring.

That's not the goal. I think you know

everyone has their own journey

of what they do within this business.

-Right. -And I feel like they kinda

treat us like we The Jacksons,

like we gotta do everything together.

For the chat, and everybody watching,

I think it's more about, Kel coming, he being

-on the stream for the first time. -Yeah.

What's next for you? Like, what do you think is next?

-A lot. -A lot, yeah.

-Doing a lot of things-- -Niggas that say "a lot"

don't do shit!

-Do the kids in the chat know him? -...you know.

-See if the-- hey, Kai... -Yo-yo-yo!

...ask them, do they know Kel in the chat?

Turn it up, yo!

-It's like... -Chat...

-...half and half? -There's some, there's some, yeah.

I see-- I see some W's, Kel.

Ah, well, somebody said, "Who the fuck is that?"

-Okay. Well... -They said, "Who's Kel?"

-Well, Kel... -Yo, why you ain't never, like...

Put him in there. Come on...

Come on, you the Jumanji nigga!

-You did Jumanji. -Come on, nigga.

I think-- I think-- I think me and Kel--

I don't think the movies that I do--

-You follow him on Instagram? -I don't think I do.

-I-- but I will now. -So follow him.

'Cause damn, y'all makin' me think, I'm like,

-why-- why haven't we? -Why haven't you, bro?

-Why? -It-- yeah, it's crazy.

-You know what I mean? -That's crazy that we-- we haven't.

-Yeah. -And we got some of, you know,

-some of the same friends. -Yeah.

We work-- we work with the same people.

Hey, chat, y'all think Kev should put him

in the next big project that you do?

-Yeah, yes, yes. -Nah, no, but yes!

-Yes! -Yes, yes!

Chat, in front of y'all,

chat, watch this.

We'll-- We'll see what happen.

What-- What-- What does that mean?

We're all ready to watch.

Man, hey, thanks for the invite, man.

-This been good. -W, Kel, W, Kel.

I appreciate you coming on.

Hey, hey...

-W, Kel. -Yeah.

Hey, chat, I just told you...

You-- you a community builder

-right now, I'm not gonna lie. -Yeah.

-I am a community builder. -Yeah-yeah-yeah.

-Like, you buildin' up the chat right now. -That's dope as fuck.

-They all active here. -By the way,

I was gonna say that, if you didn't say that,

I was literally about to say what I love the most

about what I'm doing right now is I'm community building.

-By the way, you glazin'. -What?

Stop doing that.

The community building,

uh, streaming, this is-- this is what I'm on.

-What the hell was that? -What the fuck was that?

-I swear to-- -What the hell?

If y'all keep-- keep fuckin' up my house, man.

How could I do it if I'm sitting right here?

What're you talking about? Nothing started breaking until I invited

-y'all's nasty asses in here. -What?!

Fuckin' big-ass kids.

Oh, Willie.

That's crazy, Willie.

Druski!

Hey, Druski. Come here. Can I see you for a second? Come here.

I'm good, man.

I wanna show you something. Come here, come here.

Look at that shit, please. Come here, come here, Druski,

- Druski, come right here. - Fuck!

This is your guy, okay?

-Just look-- look natural. -Kev...

-Listen, look natural. -What...

-Look natural, I'm-a go... -...the fuck do you got

I'm gonna go cover the bird cams.

I'm just sayin', I don't know how to fuck with it.

So, if this-- like, he not-- he not moving,

just see if what I saw is real, bro.

-Yo, this-- this a-- -That's a good one.

Oh... Willie?

Oh, my God.

Check on him.

Willie? Oh, my God.

- Fuck. - Willie?

Willie? We gotta do a Heimlich.

-What? -We gonna have to do a Heimlich.

We not doing shit! That's your white boy!

- We gotta regurgitate him. - Druski, I'm just

gonna say this shit.

Look at me, man. You goin' to jail.

You hit him with the fuckin' noodle!

Don't-- mute the stream, mute the stream!

I can't touch him, not with my hands dirty--

- Help him, Kai. - We're goin' to jail!

- We're goin' to jail! - No...

- Get it together, nigga! - Hey!

- Hey! - Hey!

I swear to God, I'll knock your ass out!

-Goddamnit, look at me! -Please say it one last time! Roll tide!

Look at me, hey, hey, hey.

Did you mute the chat?!

I swear to God-- hey, hey!

I'm gonna leave.

So y'all can figure this shit out. I'm gonna go-- I'm gonna go--

What the fuck are you talking about?

- Why the fuck would you leave? - I got family in town.

You're not going nowhere. This is your fucking house!

Kev-- Kev! This is your fucking house.

Okay, roll this bitch up in a carpet.

Take the carpet out to the trash.

Fuckin' go mute the chat.

A'ight?

Now, I'm gonna chill too, you fucking dumbass, bitch.

Chat... hey.

Big shit comin'!

Big shit comin'!

- Let me in... - Fuck!

Fuck! The door!

-Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding! -The door! The door!

Ding-ding-ding-ding...

Ding-dong, motherfucker!

Who is that?

We got motherfuckin' surprises all day, chat!

-Let me get this fuckin'... -Where the fuck you at?

Let me get the fuckin' door.

-Yo! -...open the door!

It's the motherfucking bogeyman.

I've come to beat your ass in tennis, nigga!

Go around back! I'll come around back!

Bitch, I don't see why I gotta walk around the back, nigga!

I'm not a fuckin' slave, nigga!

I'm a house nigga! Ain't no field nigga, nigga!

Go around the fuckin' back, Marshawn!

You know I'm-a beat the brakes off your little dusty ass, nigga!

I gotta play tennis! I gotta change to play tennis!

It's Wednesday.

Marshawn! I'm telling you right now,

-Ha ha ha. Yeah. -I'm playing one game. One game.

I don't got time for your shit today.

I ain't trying to hear that.

- Come on. - Go on.

Relax, relax, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

No, no, no, no, no, no! You gotta do it at the legs.

I got time for one fucking game. Call your shots. I'll call mine.

Nigga, get your racquet and get your ass over there so we can do our thang.

Is that regulation?

-I'm-a show you regulation. -Okay.

-I'm about to regulate your ass, nigga. -Okay.

213-style for my nigga Warren G and Nate Dogg, you understand me?

- Oh, my God. - Are we going to fuckin' jail?

Come on, come on. No, Kevin going to jail.

I'm snitching on him.

-What do we do with the fucking-- -Oh, shit.

-Shit. -I got it.

I told you I was gon' beat your ass.

Got me out here on a Wednesday in my Sunday's best.

Nigga, I'm fresher than a bitch right now, ya know what I'm talkin' 'bout?

-Serve the ball! -I'm-a go knock some after this,

you understand what I'm saying?

Got a couple hos ready to do something strange

-for a little piece of change, oh, yeah! -Fuck!

And I'm on shit, nigga! I'm really like that, nigga!

Bruh, hey, you know what, hey, the thing is,

a nigga really cold wit this shit.

Everybody be talking about that Beast Mode shit.

I wanna see your racquet.

Nigga, is that-- is that-- is that Marshawn Lynch?

Shh, get down, get down, get down.

I see how you do it. You think 'cause you disabled and shit,

you get to do whatever you wanna do, you little fuck.

-McEnroe! -Oh, yeah--

-Ah, shit! -Nigga.

-Nigga, you playin' softball out here, my boy.

This motherfucker, where my damn--

where the ball? Bring your ass over here, nigga.

What the fuck?! What the fuck are you do--

-Shit! -See? There you go.

-Goddamn! -You always on that cornball

lummy shit. What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?

-Hey, my nigga, you know what? -Aah-- my fuckin' knees!

I think you got a real mental illness, my boy.

I think you need to get that shit checked out.

Okay, okay. Oh, Marshawn, ow.

Yo, what the fuck? Look at this shit, bruh.

The last time I seen bloody knees like this

-was from Blowjob Betty. -Yeah.

Man, fuck that, I'm out, dog.

Yeah, let's just cancel this one. Next Wednesday!

Take care of your motherfuckin' knees and shit, man.

Yeah, nothin' a little Band-Aid can't fix.

Yeah, you know what? You gon' need

a little bit more than a Band-Aid for shit.

- Hey, don't-- don't-- - Where's the trash can?

-Where's the trash can? -That way, that way!

-Shh, shh, shh, shh. -Don't drop it, don't drop it.

-Don't drop it! Don't drop it! -Is that Marshawn Lynch?

Shit--

Stop breathing so loud, nigga.

Druski, please don't drop him!

-We don't got time. -How the fuck we gon' get

-all the way down there? -The fuck you mean, nigga?!

-That's only, like, 20 more steps. -Oh, shit.

-Come on. -All right, come on, pick it up like this.

-It's not time to be tired. -Pick it up like this.

-Oh, shit. -Like this, pick it up like this.

Pick it up like this.

-Come on. -Okay, I got it.

-Go down, go down, go down. -Okay.

-No, don't push it! Don't push it, yo! -I got it, no, I got it.

-I got it, come on, come on, come on. -Don't push it, nigga, don't push it!

-Dru, Dru, go down! -You're putting too much weight on me!

-You're too fuckin' big for this shit! -Come on, come on.

Come on-- aah, shit.

-Fuck... is it bad? -Damn!

-What the fuck is that? -What?!

Put the body in the trash can. Come on.

-Hold on. Put it down. -Come, we gotta--

-Shh, shh, shh. -Hurry up.

-Can he fit? -Yes, yes.

There's nothing in there.

-We good, we good, we good, we good. -That's it, come on.

Three, two, one!

You take the top.

That's the top, that's the top, that's the top.

Okay, come on, come on,

-Okay. -Keep pushing.

You're breaking his legs!

You're breaking his legs!

Damn, this shit is nice as hell!

I see you, Kev.

Okay, chat. Give us a second, and we'll be right back.

Nigga, open the door.

There's people outside. They gon' see me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do it, yeah.

There you go, yes, yes, yes, all right, okay.

Jump-- Jump down. Jump down.

-I think we good. -Okay.

I think we good. Come on.

- Fuck! Fuck. - Hello?

It's a bad bitch at y'all door. You knew I was coming.

Oh, shit. Hold on, hold on.

What? Nigga, come on!

Kevin!

Sexyy!

Hurry up, nigga! I think I seen a dog.

Fuck-- hey, girl!

-Well, hello, Mr. Hart. -Good to see you.

Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here.

-What's going on? -You like this door?

-It's crazy, right? -This door?

-I got some dope-ass shit. -You...

-Good seeing you. -Been fuckin' so long.

Come here, come here, come here. I was on the stream.

-Wait, show me the house! -I am, I am, but I wanna show you

upstairs first. I wanna show you--

-I wanna see the house. -I know. Come on.

Oh, shit. Shit.

Right now, I've got motherfuckin' Sexyy Red in the building!

You know it, what's up?

I got Sexyy Red in the building.

-It's hot. -It's not hot in here.

-It's fuckin' hot. Somethin' happening. -It's fucking cold.

I need to get some water or something, I'll get it in a second, though,

but right now it ain't about me, ain't about my fuckin' thirst,

-it's about Sexyy Red in the building. -Is you rolling?

-Me? I ain't did-- I ain't did shit. -You seem a little--

- Kev! - Kev, where you at?!

-Kev! -Is he up there?

- Kev! - Yeah!

-Kev! -Yeah!

- Who you with? - I'm here!

- Kev! - Chat, we still lit.

-We fuckin' lit. -Kev, we did it.

-...we did that shit, nigga. -We did it.

-We did it-- oh! -We did it-- oh!

-Sexyy... -Oh! Sexyy Red!

Turn up! Turn up, hey!

Hey!

Yeah!

-Sexyy Red. -What was you saying you finished?

-What? -What was you saying you finished?

-Cleaning-- Cleaning the-- -Nah, we-- we cleaned the pool.

-Yeah, we-- -Cleaned the pool.

- They had to clean the pool. - Why y'all niggas cleaning up?

-Sexyy Red, boy, can still get it! -I told y'all!

I told y'all! I know where you from.

-I know how you get down. -Murder Capital.

-Okay, murder, motherfuckin'... -Murder Capital.

-...capital, by the way. -St. Louis.

-Okay, there it is, okay. -Like, duh!

- The Lou! - If we talkin' about--

we talkin' about murder for a second,

there's a big question I got for you.

And I don't know why, but I just wanna ask you.

If you were to murder somebody,

how would you-- how would you get rid of the body?

Me, personally,

I'm pouring bleach down that bitch' mouth.

I'm cleaning the area.

Then I'm-a dump that bitch off in a river somewhere.

-Kev, stop playin' with me. -No, that's lit.

He thought that was lit.

But to get rid of it, you're saying you would have to do that?

-Or it's just-- -Like, it's-- it's optional?

I would dump it in the river.

But you gotta tie some-- some bricks to the feet,

so it can go all the way down, so they can't find it.

-That's what I would-- -Now that's smart. That's smart as hell.

-That's a smart way-- -My thing-- My thing is, though,

every place don't have no fuckin' river.

-Yeah-yeah-yeah. -That's my thing.

So, what if you don't got no fuckin' river?

I'd go to the forest, dig a real deep hole.

I'd probably pay somebody and say, "Can you just dig me a hole?"

And I'm not gon' tell him what I'm putting in the hole.

What, you putting him in, what-- you said "trash can"?

No, dig a hole, have somebody come dig a hole,

'cause I ain't digging a hole. I'm too famous, man.

I'm too-- you know what I'm sayin'?

You not gon' tell nobody, is what you're saying?

Why would I tell somebody?

You oughta be smart about it.

Is you cool?

-Yeah. -All right, Sexyy Red, yeah, let's--

-This is real sickening. -I'm good, I think Sexyy Red--

-You crying? -Tell me

what you would do to fucking save your career

-if somebody did something? -What I would do?

How would you save your career?

I'm shooting that bitch right in the face,

Like, pwang-pwang, period, pow!

You know what I'm saying? That bitch gotta die.

I ain't playin' none. What's wrong with him?

-He cool. -Why you cryin', man?

-He don't seem cool. -I'm fine.

I'm still trying to figure out what y'all was talkin' about

-when y'all came in here screaming. -You see the pool?

Got a big-ass pool that has some--

-uh, what's on the bottom? -Iguanas.

-Some, yeah, iguanas. -He got koi fish.

It did not sound like that's what y'all was talkin' about.

-No, see, we had to clean it up... -Okay, okay, guys, so look, man.

I think-- I think at this point, because for the-- for the sake

of everything else that we gotta do with the chat,

I think we need to get Sexyy outta here.

-That-- That was Sexyy Red in the chat! -Right, so, by the way,

-Why y'all tryin' to put me out? -It's not even that...

Red, Red, it's just-- we just--

I came to fuckin' party!

I know, but the hers...

the hers is comin'.

I have better places to be anyway.

Y'all some losers, and y'all bein' weird.

-Get outta my way. -Weird?

Y'all being weird!

What's going on?

- You forgot your bag. - Ah, shit.

-Oh, yeah. -Y'all trying to steal from me, too?

-I can... -What you got in there?

-She got a gun! -She got a gun!

No, she doesn't, false alarm.

It's her phone, it's her phone, it's her phone.

-Dru, she's-- -It's her phone.

All right, you trying to get me outta here,

I got a dick appointment anyway, fuck you.

-Oh, a dick appointment, okay. -I got some dick to get to.

- Dick? - Shit, that's quality coochie, man.

And I bet his dick bigger than all y'all's.

Nah, not mine, I tell ya that...

-Then lemme see it. -Show her, show her, show her.

- Come on, come on. - Come on, get up, get up,

Go, Druski, go, get her, go, get her, get her!

Show her your dick! Go!

-Yo, yo, chat! -Hold on, hold on.

-I wanna see that dick. -Yeah, no, I got you.

-I got the fuckin' bling for the ding. -No, I got it, yeah, no...

I got the money for a dick!

You don't got to pay me for the dick. I'm just sayin'.

- Show her outside like... - I'm not gonna show her outside!

Are you trying to be a freak?

Oh, shit. Shit.

Did you show her your dick?!

- No, man! - Show her your dick!

How do you lock the door? How do you lock the door?

- Hey! - Did you show her your dick?

Let me see that fuckin' dick!

-I locked her out! -Show her your dick!

No! I had to. I locked her out! I didn't lock the door!

-I'm gonna do it! -How do you lock the door?

-No, you don't have to do it! -Sexyy!

-There's no point! -Sexyy!

Kevin, there's no point. No, no, no, no!

-No-- oh, my God, yo, Kevin! -Aah, shit.

Kevin, you don't have to do it!

-Aah! Aah, shit! Aah! -Kev, put that dick back in your--

- Aah! - Yeah! Gimme some more!

-Yo, you don't have to do it! -Aah! Aah!

-Oh, no! -Aah! I did it!

-Kev, you didn't have to. -I did it, man.

- You didn't have to. - Kev.

Fuck y'all! That's why I'm taking y'all plant.

- Oh, she stole-- she stole-- - She stole your plant, man.

She did it because my dick wasn't impressive.

You gotta-- You gotta tell my wife.

You gotta tell my wife I did that shit.

I ain't tellin' your wife shit, man!

- You gotta fuckin' tell her! - W, chat!

Hey, what the fuck do we do?

Now, listen, the stream doesn't know jack shit.

Okay, chat, what's up?

What was Kai and Druski just doing outside?

And what's on that flash drive on the table?

Hold on, hold on, chat, what...

Hold on-- nah, nah, don't do that.

Yo, chat...

Hold on real quick.

Oh, shit!

Smile for the chat.

- Chat... - Don't push it, man!

You're breaking his legs!

Chat.

What the fuck?

you should probably-- you gotta say something, say something.

-Uh, chat... -To chat.

That's-- That's the donations!

Chat, hold on, hold on, so we, uh... clap.

-Let's clap it up. -Clap it up, clap it up, y'all.

-Turn that shit off, turn... -That was, uh...

Hold on, wait, wait, that was Analog, um...

-23. -...23. Analog23.

Appreciate the donation, bro.

-What the fuck was that? -Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay.

-I got you. -Yeah.

We're just gonna...

Listen.

-Okay, let's... -...we're live?

Don't let them read your lips.

-Yeah. -They can hear us and shit.

Don't let 'em-- don't let 'em...

-Listen... -...don't let 'em read your lips.

There's somebody in this fuckin' house.

No, you-- if you do anything crazy,

-It's gonna look like we... -Look like we chillin'.

-I'm chillin'. -...seen or did this shit.

That means they saw us take him to the trash can.

Let's-- Let's find a-- Let's find a place

we can all go...

and-- and-- and-- and figure this out.

'Cause right now

right now, right now, they goin' nuts.

-We goin' outta the room, y'all! -We love you, chat!

-Chat going-- -But how the fuck--

-Why would you put it in the-- -Hey, it fuckin'--

Why would you tell us to put it in the trash?!

Shut the fuck up!

Where's the trash supposed to go?

Look at the...

Hey.

Why would you tell us to put it in the trash?

Let's go down-- let's go downstairs to the garage.

-All right? -Hey, Kev?

-Kev. Kev, Kev, Kev, Kev, Kev... -Just go, just go!

-Kev-Kev-Kev-Kev-Kev... -No!

-What?! -It's good. It's fine!

What if the killer's still in the house?

Don't be stupid. He's gone.

Yo! Yo, Kev!

Yo, Kevin!

Yo, Kevin!

I got the balloons!

All right, I told y'all I left 'em.

-Look, I... -What do we do?

-I wanted to come in here, okay? -Okay.

What we gon' do-- we gon' get back to the stream.

-Okay. -Nobody else can detect...

-Right. -...what the fuck is going on here.

- Chat doesn't know shit. - Somebody killed Willie,

and we need to shut the stream down.

I get that, I get that, I get that,

but what's most important is us fucking looking like

we still doing the stream. Because after this-- after this game,

-nobody else is coming in this house. -Yeah, lockdown.

Lock it-- fucking locking it down.

-Okay. -Okay, we figure this shit the fuck out,

we stop the stream and call the cops.

-Locking this bitch down. -Yes, yes.

-Last thing we do. -Okay.

Look natural, right?

-Nobody else can detect... -Right, right.

-...what the fuck is going on here. -And do nothing, okay.

-Let's do this. -Okay, okay.

Druski, put your suit on.

Chat, right now we told you the stream was only gonna get better.

It's only gonna get bigger.

We got a fucking big thing planned right now.

-You know who doesn't have love? -"True-ski."

-My brother Druski, man. -Druski.

Druski, matter of fact, you know what?

We should put some sad music on right now.

-This is a good moment. -Give it a...

-Fuckin' sad music right now. -Yeah.

-Just let that play for a second. -Let it play.

That's for Druski, all right?

-That's enough? Okay. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Uh, that was just for Druski because he's sad.

He don't have nobody, and he lonely.

And I seen the whole way he been acting on stream.

-Yeah, yeah. -All day long, so...

-always trying to call girls and stuff. -Yeah.

This is the time where he finds love.

We have a fuckin' assortment of amazing people.

- This is cool, but-- - Why the fuck

did you tell me to come here?

I know didn't see me for a minute.

-You didn't see me for a minute. -All right, now let's--

-easy on the "for a minute." -Okay, but you know what I'm saying.

-All right, good. -I'm just sayin', possibly,

I could possibly have something that could work.

-This could be it? -Yes.

-Possibly. -Love, just, love.

Why are you open to finding love?

- 'Cause I haven't had it in a while. - There you go.

- That's amazing. - And I trust you.

- Yes! - You called me.

-That's my sister. That's my fucking-- -And you told me to come here.

That's my sister right there, guys. You gotta understand.

I'm real big on my relationships. That's my fuckin' sister,

and I asked her. I said, "Come here," and she said, "Why?"

I said, "I can't tell you." I said, "Just get dressed,

look beautiful," and by the way, guys,

you all look amazing. All of you, okay?

Shout-out to the ladies, chat! Shout-out to the ladies!

-Shout-out to the ladies, that's right. -Shout-out to the ladies.

- Okay, all right-- - Now listen,

-before we begin-- -You go-- You go tell--

you go tell Druski, I'm-a call him out,

-but tell him to make sure he ready. -Is he hot?

- Is he rich? - Trust me! Come on, he good!

We ain't gon' bring you here for nobody that's not.

When he comes in, it's real simple, guys.

Yeah, if you don't-- if you don't like it, pop it.

See what you like, fuckin' let that balloon stay.

Uh, ay!

Contestant, come on in here, man, come on!

Come on in. Come on in, champ!

Come on in. Keep coming, keep coming!

- Go, go, go on! - There we go, yeah!

Oh, hell, nah!

Shit, they still pop-- what the-- is that fuckin' guns?

- Oh, wow, okay. - Wow!

Oh, shit!

There wasn't even that many balloons in here.

No, I heard a lot of shit.

Hey, man, listen, I just think it's good to hear some of this shit.

Yeah, no, I just didn't know we were doing this.

-I-- if I told you, it'd be different. -Oh, okay.

So, let's just run through it. Why'd you pop your balloon?

Oh, that's-- that's my type right there.

-You know, I like 'em thick, but-- -Yeah.

You know, being that I'm the one that's doing the bending,

it's a little bit way, way, way too much.

-Yeah, you know what's crazy? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

When we called, remember, when we called her,

remember, I said, I thought that was gon' be the one.

-We still live? -Why'd you pop your balloon?

-Well, like, his face is kind of small. -Yeah.

-It's, like, scrunched up kind of. -Yeah, like a pug, like a dog.

- Like a pug, yeah, like a pug. - Yeah!

-Yeah! -I know exactly what you mean by that!

That's what I'm talkin' about!

That-- His-- His nose!

Yeah, it's, like, really small.

They get that stuff in their eyes--

-But them-- them dogs die. -Early, too.

-Because you gotta medicate that. -Yes, yes, yes.

Kev, I didn't sign up for this shit, man.

That was-- hey, by the way, that was a great analogy.

-Yeah, thank you. -By the way. Okay.

-Keep it going. -I'm not really looking for

no smiley-ass dude, like,

he-- he walked in smiling.

Like, it's just, it's a lot of-- he's smiling right now.

Yeah, like, why're you always happy?

- It's a little suspect. - I thought that was good.

When he first got the veneers...

-Yes. -...we saw him, we said,

-"Too much." -No, you didn't.

Every dentist try to sell you

-the first one 'cause-- -They said--

--that's the one that-- the nigga's not buying that one.

-Exactly! Yes. -The nigga's not buying that one.

And they're like, well, we gotta get rid of these,

'cause we ordered 'em, you took those.

-All right, man, let's move on. -Okay.

-She's still got a balloon. -All right, shh, shh, shh.

- Still one. - Still one more.

And, La, you know,

I just can't thank you enough for trusting me,

-to come here. -She's right up my alley, too.

Hey, I think this is a good opportunity.

Shit.

- First of all... - Damn.

...you out of everybody know how motherfuckin' busy I am.

- Oh, my God. - You think I got time for this shit?

Another thing. Am I that desperate?

-You got me on stream. -It's-- It's the chat.

Looking like a wack-ass bitch, like I can't find a nigga

that's gonna love me the right way, really?

-Chat, chat, what I'm-a do-- -And I feel sorry for y'all.

-All of y'all, all right... -What you sor--

- What you feel sorry for 'em for? - What I'm-a do--

Don't waste my motherfuckin' time again.

- I'm being serious. - By the way, by the way,

-that's how we play. -No, we not playin'.

-Yeah, hey! -I'm tired of you.

Hey! I'm-a get you-- I'm-a get you back!

I'm-a get you back!

Fuck! La! Shit.

Before you get mad at me, listen, I know what I said.

-I know what I said, but-- -Kev, what the fuck?!

-You think I got time for this shit? -No.

I flew all the way from New York to come here for what?

Kev, you're not a fucking streamer!

Chat, don't listen to that. Y'all know why I'm streaming,

'cause I'm into this shit. Oh, God.

Hey! Kai! Oh.

Let's go ahead and do a cheers.

-Hey, pour me one, bro. -For...

-For more blessings. -Yes.

-I wanna take one with the girls. -And more money and more opportunity.

-Come on. -More success.

Go ahead.

-You set me up, nigga! -I set you up? It's a--

-You set me up in front of the hos! -Fuckin' balloons!

See, and that's right that you understand that.

Niggas embarrass me in front of the hos.

You embarrassed me in front of the hos.

-That's the type of shit niggas do. -Stop touchin' me.

That's the wack shit niggas do.

Don't touch me in my fuckin' house.

-See how I get-- -Don't touch me, motherfucker!

I'm telling you, watch that, Kev, I don't--

What's happening with the lights?!

Hey, where Kai went, brah?

What's wrong with the lights?

...y'all embarrassed me in front of the hos.

-I know you fuckin' lyin'. -Kev, Kev, Kev.

-No, I know-- I know... -What the fuck do we...

-Oh, my God. -I know you fuckin'-- hey!

What the fuck? What the fuck?!

-Kevin, oh, my God. -Oh, they fuckin'-- oh, my God.

-What the fuck did you do? -Oh, my God.

-Don't touch the fuckin' body! -Don't touch it! Don't touch it!

-Don't touch the fuckin' body! -Don't touch it! Don't touch the body!

Goddamnit! Don't touch 'em!

Don't touch 'em. Don't touch 'em. Don't touch 'em. Don't touch 'em.

Oh, shit...

Listen, it's a period sync-up.

They all-- They all blastin' at the same time.

Somebody gotta get some tampons.

-Super-plus, though. -No, Kev, Kev.

-Super-plus. -Kev, Kev, Kev, Kev, Kev, Kev, Kev...

That's not-- That's not period blood.

- They not moving. - They don't smell like coochie.

Oh, shit. Listen, listen, listen!

We gotta go to the cops! We have to!

-Hey, I think we have to. -Shut the fuck up!

Somebody else is in the fucking house!

Ah, damn, bro.

Yo?

Yo?

-Yo, where the fuck you at? -What?

Yo!

You didn't lock the house down?

You didn't lock it down?

What the fuck is wrong with you? Didn't you fuckin' lock it down?

Kevin, you gonna ruin my career, bro.

Listen, man, take two seconds to think about it.

All right, now we gonna be real about this shit?

I'm the only nigga in here with something to lose.

I'm the only nigga in here with a real career.

-You the only nigga? Him-- hey-- -I'm talking about a real career.

-Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey-- -I'm talking movies.

-What the fuck was that? -What the fuck?

Was I good?

I can't fuckin' take this shit no more!

You was on a fucking stream! This is serious!

We're gonna go to fucking jail! Jail!

Shut up, shut up.

Oh! What the fuck?!

What the fuck?! What the fuck?!

Hey, get them! Get them!

Oh, shit!

-Oh, shit! Oh, shit! -Druski!

-Oh, shit! Run! -Druski!

Oh, God. Duke!

Oh, my God.

Wait. Hey, guys?!

I didn't kill nobody.

Oh... oh, God.

I... I didn't...

Hey, Kevin! Kevin! The door ain't opening!

How do I unlock the door?!

Aah! Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

Oh, shit.

"W..." "W prank..."

"This looks so..."

Yeah! Yeah! Okay.

Oh, yeah, yeah, okay, y'all get it!

- Druski! - Kai!

- Druski! - Where you at? Where you at?

Where you at?

Kai! Kai, that nigga crazy!

-Where's Kevin? -You got my asthma pump?

-You got to tell me ASAP. -I need the asthma pump!

-Where's Kevin? Where's Kevin? -I need the asthma pump!

-Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! -Aah! Aah!

Where the fuck is Kevin?!

Where's Kevin?

Yeah, you're right. Where's Kevin?

Kevin! Kevin!

-Kev! -Kevin!

-Kev! Kev! -Kev!

Kev!

- Oh, shit. - That's Duke.

- Who's that? - That's Duke.

-Duke? Duke? -Who's that?

Come on, come on. Come on, come on.

Come on! Come on, come on!

Oh, shit.

"This is the best acting

I've ever seen from Kevin."

W, chat.

That's how it's done.

That's how it's done.

W, chat.

Kai!

Druski! The chat. They got to that!

Oh... hey, shh!

- There's nobody even here. - Yo, yo.

-Dru, I'm done. -Fuck. Oh, my God.

I'm done, I'm not doing this shit anymore, bro.

We gotta figure-- can you-- can you look at the shit?

No, fuck all this shit, I'm gonna leave, I'm-- I'm out!

Listen, listen, hold on. Find Kevin first.

-Kevin is a part of all this shit. -And then-- listen-- I'm-a tell you.

Are you not listening to what the fuck is going on?

- Aah! - Kevin-- Kevin!

Kevin! Kevin!

-Hey. -Yes, yes.

Wait, hold on. Hold the fuck up.

Where the fuck have you been, man?

-I was trying to find Ray. -Fuck, no.

-I was trying to find Ray. -Fuck, no, fuck, no, fuck, no!

-And then goddamn, goddamnit, Dru. -No, no, no! No!

Tell me you didn't do it, I want to know we ain't do it.

-Kevin. -It's been you all this time, Kev.

-No, no, no, no, no, no, no... -No, think about it, think about it.

Every single time some bullshit's going on, he's leaving.

-You're right. -My friend done died.

-Duke is fuckin' dead, Kev. -Fuck you talkin' about?

Duke is dead, roll tide, Willie died.

-Duke is dead. -The girls you put me

on a date with are dead!

-Where are you going? -Willie has been living here,

rent-free, for the last three weeks!

-And I still don't know why. -Okay, neither do I,

and I ain't said a word to him, and now you think I'm-a kill him?

And you think I fuckin' killed-- you think I killed fuckin', uh, uh, Duke?!

I don't even know the nigga's name!

But you think I killed him?! You got these fuckin'...

high-energy-ass people coming around here, and I accept it!

This is gonna fuck up everybody's career.

-Okay, obviously-- -You don't give a fuck about us, Kev.

Obviously, obviously,

there's somebody intentionally doing shit--

what you mean I don't give a fuck about you?!

I understand what it looks like, but I'm telling you, man,

I'm a fuckin' fan.

I'm not trying to ruin your shit.

I-- I love your shit! I'm a fan, bro!

I wanna see y'all win!

Why did all your friends get out of the house safe...

-Because-- -...but everybody that-- else,

-was brought-- -Because they're old!

They're old!

Old motherfuckers know how to get out the way.

You go to a club. Shit get weird. What old people do?

They go, "I'm-a get the fuck up outta here."

"I'm out." What do young people do? Stay.

Pow, they get shot.

Is that true? Is it-- Is it not true?

-Yes. -Okay, it-- okay.

You acting like I'm a fuckin' murderer! Stop.

I'm not a goddamn murderer, in no way, shape, or form,

But is there a murderer in this house? You goddamn right.

Somebody in this house is doing this shit,

-they're fucking with us. -Somebody-- I told you that, Kai.

-Okay, okay, so listen. -It has to be.

-Look, you gotta call the cops. -We can't call the cops.

We were white-listed, you dumb fuck.

I locked the house down. Nobody can get in or out.

That's a fact, okay?

That's why the front door was locked!

-Okay, okay, okay, okay, wait. -Yes, yes, that's a fact.

-I locked it down. -Okay, calm down.

You have 30 cameras here, Kev. What do we do?

We gotta go through this house, and we gotta find

who the fuck is doing it.

Find out. Find out.

And when we do, he's dead.

I'm going body for body with that motherfucker, man.

Body for fuckin' body!

If he kill me, I'm killing him first!

Everybody's gonna be dead, and then we're gonna eat

- their fucking flesh! - Cut it out, just--

Hey, Kev, I'm fucking trusting you.

Kai, we stick together.

Then we take a slice out his ass like a cake.

-All right. -Okay.

- Hey. - There ain't shit in here.

Come on, come on, come on, we gotta go, we gotta go.

We gotta go-- it's nothing.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Shh, shh, shh, shh.

- What? What? - Shh.

Who's there? Who's there?

Who's there? Who's there? You see what I'm sayin'?

-Oh, shit. -You see what I'm sayin'?

Go, walk that way.

-Go slow. -Kai, Kai, peek out, peek out.

-Peek out. -Me?!

Yeah, fuckin' peek-- peek out.

- Peek out. - This is your house.

- You two need to go first. Go. - No, no.

Okay, move!

Go, go.

- Go. - You go. Go, go.

Nigga, do you got heels on?!

-Shh. -Right.

- Fuck are you talking about? - We're recording out here.

-Hug the wall. I'll... -"Hug the wall"?

-How do you hug the wall? -Keep your back against the wall.

-You do not need to step loud. -Oh, okay, put your... all right,

-All right, all right. -Don't be steppin' loud.

Go, go, go, go, go, go.

Get up! Get up!

What?!

Shh!

- I don't see anything. - Nigga, no shit!

-We just went in a fuckin' circle! -We did not go in a circle!

I took a U.

-Goddamnit. -I took a U, just in case

someone was here, and they maybe see us.

Maybe he's fucking alive? He alive?

You said you knew what you were doing.

What the fuck?!

Oh, shit-- aah!

Oh, God.

Fanum?

-I'm gonna fuckin' kill you! -No, no, no.

-Kai, Kai, Kai, Kai, Kai... -Nah, fuck that!

-Kai, Kai, Kai, Kai... -Fuck that!

- Kai! - Oh, shit, shit!

-He's coming! He's coming! -Shit!

-Watch out! Watch out! -He's coming!

-No, no, no! -Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

Oh, shit! Go, go, go, go!

Oh, shit!

Oh... shit.

Open the garage! Open the garage!

-Hey, hey! -Open the garage!

-Stay back! -Hey!

Motherfucker! Hey!

-Fuck this nigga. -Okay, you done made me mad...

-...oh. -What the fuck?

-Kel? -Kel?

Kel, what the fuck is going on?

Kel?

-Kel, what the fuck is you doing, man? -Who want it?

-What you gon' say? -Can I say something?

-Kel, can I-- -Say something to me.

-Say something to me. -If this is about...

...if this is about something different,

-right, Kel, you and I can talk. -Yeah, yeah...

We can sit down. We can break bread.

We can figure this out.

Killing us ain't gon' do nothing.

-You lie to a lot of people. -Kel.

-You lie all the time. Okay? -Kel.

That has-- no, this has nothing to do with you, bro.

You're right. It has nothing to do with me.

It has everything to do with you.

-What? Kel... -Yeah.

I been in this business for 30 years, nigga!

Huh?! "Oh, Good Burger!"

Oh, "I ain't seen you in shit!"

"Oh, what you been doing now?"

-That was a joke. -"What you been doing?"

-That was a joke, bro. -Oh, Saturday Night Live!

There's actors...

that are sitting here, starving!

Want new jobs, and you takin' 'em, all of 'em.

Stream, we're streamers. We just stream--

"We're streaming! We're stream-- We're streaming!"

You know what else is gon' be streaming? Blood.

That's what's gon' be streaming.

-Okay, okay. -Oh, where the chat at?

Oh, there go the chat. Hey, chat!

-Hey, come here, chat. -No.

- Over here, yeah, yeah! - No, no, no, no, no...

Oh, this gon' be great! This gon' be great!

-Oh... no, come on, hey! -Should-- Should-- Should I--

Chat! W Kel!

Should I stab Kevin Hart...

-Nah, come on, cam down! -...in the stomach...

-Come on, cam down! -...or in the heart?

You ain't me in 17 years, right?

But guess what? I seen you!

I been in the bushes!

I been under your bed!

Yeah, I was right there when you was giving the best pumps

to your wife for a minute and 30 seconds!

-Ah, shit, man! -Yeah, nigga!

You fuckin' sick fuck!

You sick fuck!

-Oh, shit. -Come on.

Let's get it. Let's play a game.

I wanna play a game. Y'all wanna play a game?!

That's all y'all like, playin' games.

Oh, the noodles! The noodles! Yeah!

Nah, that's... we just joke when we're doing that, man.

Y'all like playin' games, right? You know what'd be cool?

You kill yourself, and I'll watch.

Yeah. Who wanna do it first?

-I don't volunteer. -Yeah, I can't, I--

-Eenie-meenie... -You got two

to just volunteer then die.

-Why would you wanna kill yourself, man? -One of these two, not me.

-I do. -What?

- Come on. - Yeah?

- Kev. - Ahh.

I don't-- I don't give a fuck!

- You 'bout to step up, right? - Kel, don't that.

Y'all my fuckin' people, and I'm-- I'm here to give y'all an opportunity.

-I'll go first. -You gonna cut your own throat?

That's what you're gonna do?

-I'll go first. -You gonna go first?

You know I'm not gon' give you this knife.

I thought he was gonna gimme the knife, and I would've killed him.

-That would've been smart... -I was gonna kill him if he would've

-gave it to me... okay. -No, that was smart.

Kel, please, man.

It was all fun and games.

It smell good to tell the truth, don't it?

- No, man. - Ooh, that shit smell good.

You got every right to be-- you worked hard, first of all.

- I hear you. - Okay.

And I think it's important for you to know

-that I hear you... right? -You hear me?

-Hey, you know what, Kel? -What's up?

I've been wanting to kill these niggas, too, all along.

I been knowing what's goin' on.

-What? -You know what?

-Shit's starting to make sense. -What are you doing?

You overlook niggas like me and Druski every fuckin' time.

-Okay. -Really, dude,

I don't give a fuck about none of y'all niggas.

You've been overlooking me this whole time,

stealing my shit, doin' what you gotta do?

You never let me shine, Kev!

And your fat ass!

- The fuck outta here. - Oh, my God.

Only nigga that let me shine was Kel.

Good Burger 2, nigga gave me a chance that you never did.

So, you know what, Kel?

-Yeah. -Do what you gotta do.

-Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait... -Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...

I got to tell you a little something.

- So I'm-a do it. - Oh, my God.

This nigga gonna kill us...

Ha ha, oh, yeah, I'm a-- I'm a sick motherfucker!

And now y'all niggas know!

SWAT!

Hey! Police! Freeze! Freeze!

- Yeah! - Hey!

Drop! Get down! Get down on your knees!

-Do not move. -You got what you deserve!

-Get his ass! -Get him outta here!

You'll never be on Nickelodeon again!

Fuck you! Fuck you!

You better get him up there!

Now you see how real it is now, right?

Now you see how real it is now, right?

This shit ain't over! This shit ain't over!

Good luck in prison, booty warrior!

911. WHAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY?

HELLO, HELLO

I'M AT KEVIN HART'S HOUSE. PEOPLE ARE DYING.

SIR, SIR, HOLD ON. LET ME GET A TRANSLATOR ON THE LINE.

FUCK, FUCK. COME ON, COME ON. THESE MOTHER FUCKERS.

HELLO, SIR? THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE.

MY NAME IS GUILLERMO JUAN CARLOS DEL BARCO DEL RIO, BUT KEVIN CALLS ME PEDRO.

PLEASE CALM DOWN.

WHERE ARE YOU?

**** ADDRESS ****

SIR, I SEE THAT HOUSE IS ON THE WHITE LIST

AND THE SWAT TEAM WAS CALLED IN EARLIER TODAY.

NO NO NO, THIS IS VERY REAL. PLEASE. PEOPLE ARE DYING! YOU NEED TO HELP US!

KEVIN HART WON'T LET ME IN HIS HOUSE, AND EVERYTHING IS LOCKED DOWN.

OK, SIR. PLEASE GET TO A SAFE LOCATION.

WE'RE ON OUR WAY.

Who would've thought, man?

I'll tell you what we learned today.

- That motherfucker's a murderer. - Yeah.

- A stone-cold killer. - When they start out as kids...

-they do shit. -That's what the fuck

-I'm talkin' about, yo! -Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa...

-I liked that shit! -Drop the knife!

What the fuck are you doing?

You're tweaking, man! What the fuck is wrong with you?

Hey, what was that shit, man, talking about some--

we don't do shit-- what the fuck was that about?

You're always telling me I don't know how to act. I finally did it, right?

-Right? -That was no doubt.

-He got us good. -Oh...

Hey, man.

-Cool? -Come on, man.

- Hey. - Yeah.

If that was acting, then goddamnit, you got it.

-Yeah. -Then goddamnit, you got it.

-It was good. -Hey, the whole "fat fuck" thing, though?

-Hey... -I know, we're cool, I know, come on...

-Come on, man. -I'm sorry.

-Ain't no-- no fat shaming. -I was playing.

I'm just letting you know. That was wack.

Chat, let's go get something to eat, goddamn.

I want soda! I knew...

Ah, man, what a stream.

- ...died in front of the chat. - Fuckin' Kel Mitchell, man.

- Yeah, okay. - There it is.

- Okay, let's... - That look good.

- Motherfuckin' litty, man. - That's the good stuff.

Just got a little-- get in there, hold on.

Yeah, that's the good stuff right there.

Watch this, watch this.

-Yeah, there we go. -Ah, yeah.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, wait, man, hold on.

Wait, man, let it-- let it go. You gotta know how to--

What type of meat you got, putting on this grill?

-You just watch. -I need some more, Kev.

I got some Wagyu.

-I got a couple-- -There we go.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you gotta let it--

-I told y'all, this grill hates Kai. -Let it simmer.

-Let me, let me do it. -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Yeah, Kai, I ain't gonna lie,

- you had me fooled, boy. - That was good.

-You had me fooled, boy. -That's what I was gonna say, I--

Oh, fuck!

Man, get out!

Get-- hey!

What the fuck?!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit! He right there, he right there!

What the--

Not gon' lie, Kev, I think we should just end the stream.

W, Kai. W, Druski, chat. Goddamn, man.

- GG's all across the board. - W, stream!

You know...

It's been a long-ass day.

You tell it.

- Hey, you know what I will say? - What?

That was a good stream, for your first stream, though.

-Hey, stream was... -Pretty goddamn dangerous.

I'll tell you that.

Type shit. Type shit.

Would you ever do another one?

Absolutely not.

Absolutely not, not in my house.

- Yo, I got a DoorDash for Willie. - DoorDash?

-For who? -Willie.

What y'all so bloody for?

Couldn't even tell you. If we told you,

- we'd have to kill you, brother. - Yeah.

Just drop it off, man. Just drop it off.

-They had a long day. -Thank you, man, bro.

-Shit. -Thank you.

-Goddamn Willie. -How long ago did he order that?

Obviously...

-Beer. -There's some beers in there.

There's beer in there, ain't it?

That motherfucker gon' drink beer in Heaven, I'll tell you that.

Hey, we need to crack a beer for dear Willie.

-Let's pour one out for Willie. -Roll tide forever, baby.

-Roll tide. -Yeah.

Ain't nothin'-- ain't nothin' but--

What the--

What the fuck?

Willie?

That's my DoorDash?

Uh, yeah.

Well, thank ya.

Yep, that'll help out a lot.

You thought Kel Mitchell

was the end of the line? No-no-no-no way.

He's a pawn, and our game is just getting started, motherfucker!

-When you come to my house... -His Zoom not even-- look...

...you abide by my rules,

- motherfucker! - What?!

Goddamnit!

Until we start-- until we start--

-Oh, damn. -Oh, shit.

Hey-- hey-- hey, wait. Wait.

-Shit! -What the fuck, yo?!

That's not a fuckin' noodle game, getting cracked with fuckin' glass?!

Yo, that's it!

Hey! W!

Come on.

-What the fuck? -Yo, man, get him!

-What are you doing?! -Hey, Kev, Kev, Kev, Kev...

-Kev, get off me! -Kev, hey-- hey, hey!

No, you on that Nickelodeon shit.

You are. You are one of them clean-faced niggas.

- One of them clean-faced... - Yeah!

He's one of these guys!

Kai comin' on...

Kai comin' on like...

"What do you mean?!"

I don't have a Nickelodeon face.

- You do! - No, I don't.

- You do! It's a clean type! - No, I don't.

"I want an orange soda!"

Kev! Kev!

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Yo, the pack just dropped.

Yo, we barely got anything.

All I said was "Kevin, Kevin!"

You was on Nickelodeon.

I was on Nickelodeon getting awards.

You tellin' me you didn't get slimed?

-Green! -Kev, you got slimed, man!

All that ho goo!

We were doing a promotion for Jumanji.

It was a promotion for Jumanji.

-At the Kids' Choice Awards. -Then you got slimed.

Oh, now you a weirdo. You a weirdo, brother.

I see what you doin'.

Yo, where the fuck everybody go?