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Honey?

What? You okay in there?

Yeah, I'm fine.

I'm fine.

Are you sure?

Yes, I'm good. I'm awesome.

Everything's great.

Just leave me alone.

Honey, you don't sound fine.

Why don't you let me in?

No way.

It's embarrassing.

I can't. Just go.

Leave. I'm fine. I'll be good. It's all right.

Just... Ow.

Okay, but you sound like you're hurting or you're in pain.

Just let me in. I think I could probably help. What's going on? I don't think you

can help with this.

It's, ow, it's embarrassing.

Okay, well just open the door.

Okay, I'm going to open the door. Is it unlocked?

Yeah. Okay, I'm going to come in, okay?

Okay. Okay.

Oh, wow.

Um.

Um. Oh.

Kiss me.

What happened?

I don't... I got in an accident.

I got in... Okay, you got in an accident. What happened?

I was skateboarding, and I tried this really wicked trick, and the board came

up and hit me.

Okay, it hit you. Did it hit you in the testicles? Did it hit you in the penis?

Did it blow? It blows! I don't... This is really weird. I don't want to...

Just leave me alone. I'll put some ice on you or something.

Okay, but you need to tell me, because do you remember what happened to your

Uncle John? He hit his testicle, and he lost one because he was one of the

actors. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. So I don't want you to lose one.

But, Mom, I... Okay, fine.

Oh. Okay, now, you stand up. I'm going to sit down. I'm going to take a peek.

Okay.

Okay. Ow, it really hurt.

Oh, ow.

Oh. Okay, okay, okay. I'm sorry.

I'll be gentle.

I'll be gentle. I'm sorry.

Oh, Mom, it's kind of... Ow, ow.

Okay, it's okay.

Okay, so what exactly happened?

I was trying to do a wicked grind, and I ollie'd, and then it just kind

of... It went between my legs, and I landed, and it's not funny. Maybe you

should try doing wicked grinds a different way.

Mom,

you know I want to be a pro skater.

I know, honey. Maybe you should take care of this, too, because someday you

might want to be a pro at something else.

It feels kind of weird, though.

Well, I just want to make sure you're okay. I mean, it looks okay.

Does that hurt?

No, it feels kind of good.

Okay. Ow.

Oh, I'm sorry, Mom. I didn't mean to get... What are you doing?

Well, I mean, it appears like it's feeling better.

Yeah, but I... Are you sure you should be doing that?

Well... I mean, you know, when you hurt yourself, you're supposed to rub it

until it feels better, so... It does feel really good.

Ow.

I mean... Oh, God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

You know, when you were little, I used to kiss your owie.

Okay.

You said...

Something I should do now?

Yeah.

That would be good.

Oh, fuck, Mom.

Oh, shit.

We need to make sure that it's working okay.

Well, I mean, we should probably make sure that you can still ejaculate.

Don't you think?

Do you think that you'd be up for that?

You'd let me fuck you?

Well, I mean, we should probably see if it works. I mean, don't you think?

Yeah, we should.

Is this going to happen every time you get hurt?

I hope so.

Don't promise to hide me.

Okay. You better pick somewhere else to come.

Maybe on my ass?

much better now.

Good.

Oh, yeah, it doesn't hurt at all.

Oh, wow, though.

Sorry, it came so much.

That's okay.

I know how to fix it. I can clean it up.

Thanks for making it better.