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Producer Shin Maruyama

Character Designs & Art Direction Yorihisa Uchida

Music Nobuhiko Kashihara

Original Story & Direction Yorihisa Uchida

I'm not sure we should be looting abandoned ships like this, Guy.

Shut it! A buck is a buck.

Are you still pissed off at me?

You're damn fucking right!

If you keep screwing around, we'll never make a profit!

Doesn't this strike you as a little strange?

An abandoned ship with no visible damage?

Maybe we'll find the answer on the bridge.

What is this? A haunted house?

Guy, let's get out of here.

This whole setup rubs me the wrong way.

You twit, it's just getting interesting.

Guy! Raina!

Guy!

Guy!

Which of us are you trying to kill?!

Asshole!

Please, help...

Here...

Take that...

...to Geo...

...to Doctor Vail...

That was really disgusting...

Prison Planet, Geo...

This is getting more interesting by the minute.

G UY

PLANET GEO

Do you want some of this, my love?

Oh yes, please let me...

Let me have it now, hurry.

It's true,

you have served me well.

Zena, you may relieve her.

Here, take this!

Do you like it?

More...

Harder...

Madame Heel, you have my most eloquent thanks for your continued patronage,

and you are more beautiful than I even suspected.

But there are such things as to be observed as professional ethics.

Doing this kind of business and serving as the prison planet's warden is, well...

It's none of your damn business!

But seeing as the quality of this shipment is so high, I'll forgive you.

These are much too good for starved inmates.

All of you, listen up!

The time has come to realize that you are now property.

My property.

Now, it falls upon you to prove that my investment was worthwhile.

Should you fail,

be advised that I am the warden of the prison planet, Geo,

Helga Hildius Heel,

and here, my slightest whim is law.

Get your ass in!

Hey, wait a second!

I said, wait a second!

Open up!

Open the fucking door!

Well, what have we here? Just a kid?

Hi...

You're kinda cute though.

How about it? Want to be my friend?

You won't get hurt... bad.

Sorry, I'm not into bestiality.

Don't be so cocky.

By the time I'm through, you'll be begging me for it.

Stop it, you undersexed warthog!

Keep your filthy paws off me!

Just hold still.

Dammit! Can't you understand when someone says no?

Shut up, you'll be feeling just fine in a second.

Oh, ho! So, that's it!

It doesn't get any better than this.

Stop it!

Guy!

The party's over.

Your affections aren't returned, fat boy.

Guy!

So, how's it going?

No problems!

You...

You must have more guts than brains to fuck with me.

Why don't you keep those flabby pig lips shut, Porky?

Wha? What did you say?!

I'm going to kill you!

Any other clever observations to make, Mr. Big Mouth?

That was radical!

Guy, what have you been able to find out?

The scale of this operation is mind-boggling.

They use the prisoners, illegally, as slave labor.

And export equally illegal "rejuvenation " drugs, right?

So, what about you?

That monster was Allen Hase, a scientist.

He was working in a secret lab here with Doctor Vail.

What about that card? Did you get anything?

I think it's an analysis of a new kind of youth drug,

but I haven't broken the code yet.

So, what say we find this Vail guy

and let him decode the card and the formula for us.

The last thing we want is for Warden Heel to have a monopoly on this stuff.

And for once, we might even make a profit.

Zena, have mercy on me!

Please! Don't send me into the pit!

Being assigned to the lower levels frightens you?

Relax! Work long enough and hard enough, and we'll bring you back.

That's a lie!

No one ever comes back after being sent down there!

Listen, fools!

You've all received life sentences without parole,

but if you work hard enough, and do exactly as you're told,

then maybe Warden Heel will take notice of you.

Escaping this hell hole then might not be as hard as you think.

Isn't that worth taking the chance?

Keep walking!

Look at the girls!

See something you like?

Remember, there are also rewards to be parceled out to the best workers.

So that's what it takes to get your attention.

All right, move it!

Goodbye and good luck to you all.

I'm hot!

Guy, let's do what we came to do already, not this bullshit.

Not now.

Why not?! I'm gonna die!

Hot! Tired!

Who said you could take a break?!

Get back to your assignment!

Damn it! Can't I even take a breather?!

Am I to take it that you enjoy being whipped?

Stop it!

Guy!

Don't start anything now.

Do you understand?

Hey, ass, you're going to get hurt if you don't get out of my way!

Damn! I'll have to beat you later.

Excuse me!

Help me...

Guy...

It was...

No one gets out of here alive.

We're doomed!

All right, everyone back to your positions!

Toss the body in the incinerator!

Maybe this place really is Hell.

Hello!

Not you! Hello!

Two's a crowd when you're one of them!

Stay here!

No dice, I'm going.

I don't think so.

I'll scream.

Damn it, I don't care.

Lucky!

That's it...

Use your tongue!

Just think of all the other girls you'll be sparing if you satisfy me completely.

Who's there?!

Please accept my apologies for interrupting you at a moment like this,

Warden Heel.

Who the fuck are you?!

Guy!

I wasn't expecting to find you here, Cara.

Cara?

Now, aren't you sorry you did that?

I have a favor to ask of the operations chief of this planetary prison.

You want to use me to get out of here, right?

Well, yes, partly,

but first, I'd like you to arrange for us to have an interview with Doctor Vail.

What the? How do you know about Doctor Vail?

Let's just say we're running an errand for a friend of his.

Spies! What do you know?

I know that you're forgetting who's in charge here.

Let's not be hasty. I'll get him for you.

Just don't try any more funny stuff.

Stop her!

We're screwed!

Guy!

I knew you were coming.

Shoot them on sight!

Don't let them escape!

A Block, okay. B Block, okay. E Block, okay.

Damn it, where could they be hiding?

B Block has lost contact!

What?

It's a good thing your friend knew where the armory is.

Yeah!

Thanks to that, we've got a chance of blowing this hellhole, right?

Anyway, her ass was worth saving in my book.

The time has come to exterminate them.

Gather the troops in D-1 Block and wait for me.

Look! A way out!

Out of the frying pan and into the fire...

I've found them! Over there!

You can't get away! Hold it right there!

Stop! Stop them!

Whatever you do, don't stop running!

Destroy the bridge! Do it!

Cara!

Guy! Cara!

Raina!

Raina!

Where the hell am I now?

Who's that over there?

What are you doing here?

So, you're the infamous Doctor Vail.

I see that Allen Hase has died.

He was foolish to use himself as a guinea pig for his mutation experiments.

Damn! Then this data isn't a formula for the fountain of youth?

Hase's are of interest was the disassembly and recombination of a living being's DNA.

That's what his vaunted formula does.

Of course, it's little more than a distillation of this planet's plasmid structure.

Plasmid?

The virus-like DNA of this planet, which is itself actually a huge living organism.

This place is the central processor, the "brain " if you will.

Do you know the panspermia theory?

In this theory, all of the stars in the universe are made up of thinly dispersed "life particles. "

This planet is living proof of the panspermia theory.

A truly amazing discovery.

How can you talk of discovery?!

Damn! What a complete and utter waste!

What are you doing?!

There they are!

No more lies!

Now, tell me, are you from the department or another syndicate?

I'm not! Neither! I'm just a two-bit thief!

Leave me the fuck alone!

Goddamn that hurts!

Now then, are you ready to tell me what I want to hear?

Excuse my interruption, sir!

We've located the other escapee.

All right, I'm coming.

Madame Heel, please leave a little of her for my own amusement.

I understand...

Guy...

I'm sure you'll be seeing him very soon.

But until then, let's invent some fun of our own.

Wouldn't it be interesting if we made this a threesome?

I said not to bring any guns in here!

The escapee is somewhere in this area, sir.

So, he's hiding among the anomalies then.

What are you waiting for?

Uh, yes, sir, but...

Whatever you do, don't use guns in this part of Geo!

What are you talking about, Doctor Vail?

This is the planet's central processor.

Who knows what would happen if you set it off?

Are you still obsessed with the crazy idea that this planet is alive?

Come on! Sweep the area!

No! You mustn't!

Please, stop them!

Shut up!

You must stop this.

What the?!

What? What is this?!

What in the hell is this?

This can't be! What's going on?!

Look! My "crazy idea" just acquired a great deal more physical evidence.

This is starting to get serious!

What a nightmare!

I've got to get...

This isn't real! It's not possible!

Wait! Don't leave me here!

This can't be happening.

It's too insane!

What's that alarm for?

And I felt tremors...

Such a cute ass, I'll treat you good.

And I won't forget you either, you bastard.

I'll shut your big mouth soon enough.

I'll take both of you at once.

Help! Help me!

Where is my asshole partner at a time like this?

Guy, you stupid fucking bastard! This is hopeless!

I need help, Guy!

Guy!

Guy!

Guy!

Guy?

Danger! Evacuate these levels at once!

Danger! Evacuate these levels at once!

What's going on?

Zena, answer! Answer me!

Danger! Evacuate these levels at once!

Danger! Evacuate these levels at once!

Danger! Evacuate these levels at once!

Danger! Evacuate these levels at once!

Danger! Evacuate these levels at once!

Danger! Evacuate these levels at once!

Danger! Evacuate these levels at once!

Hang in there, Guy.

Not you again!

Mine! My jewelry! Mine... mine... Not you again!

Mine! My jewelry! Mine... mine...

It was you!

You! This is all because of you!

I'm not about to let you off so easily!

You've ruined it all! Taken everything I treasured most!

We have to get out of here!

But Guy is...

Guy...

Go on, Raina! Quickly!

Cara!

Get out of here while you can, Rania!

Run!

Cara!

Let go of her!

Let her go! Goddammit!

Cara!

Guy... G..G..Guy!

Guy!

Guy!

Danger! Evacuate these levels at once!

Danger! Evacuate these levels at once!

So, only ten percent of all those prisoners managed to escape.

That's actually an amazing figure for the circumstances they were in.

I guess we should feel lucky too.

You can feel lucky if you want.

What I want to know is what we're going to do with this slave trader trash?

Get rid of him, of course.

I'm sorry we couldn't save her.

Guy, why...

We're out of fuel.

What?! Of all the stupid things!

What are we going to do now?!

We're going to die while watching the stars roll by!

That's what we're going to do!

And what about all those people waiting for us to come back!

Oh, God! My library books!

What are you grinning about?!

Turning into that monster must have left you mentally unstable.

I don't want to die!

Guy, it can't end like this!

Please save me!

Please, Lord! I promise to be a good girl from now on!

Oh, save me!

Guy, do something!

This is cargo ship PC-001.

We have received your signal and are coming to rescue you.

Lucky!

You're trapped and your screams seem about to freeze

Then he cuts the darkness like a knife

He gives a wink just to say hello

It feels good

He's the best there is

The road ahead leads towards your dream

But dynamite's hidden along the way

It's romantic, you know

But to him, it's just a game

Two rash, adventurous hearts

Suddenly they come together

It's a whole new universe

It's a hazardous escape

He tosses you a kiss along with his smile

But the joke

Is on you

It's a hazardous rendezvous

But there's never been such a promise

It could happen any time

So fall in love!

It's a hazardous escape

And you can't dodge your feelings for him

And you can't dodge your feelings for him

You'll have to move fast

Or go mad

It's a hazardous rendezvous

And there's never been any hope before

It can happen any time

So fall in love!

Fall in love!