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Oh my God, this is ridiculous.
I have called the Salty Breeze three times and nobody's picked up and that
sheriff person isn't picking up either. How am I supposed to file a noise
complaint if nobody picks up their phones?
You know, I'm going to have to do this myself.
Okay, let's go.
What? Where?
To the Salty Breeze. This assault on my ears has gone on long enough. Eden.
The last thing we need to do is for you to go over to the Salty Breeze and shut
down karaoke now.
Why is that the last thing we need? Well, I just, I mean... The last thing
we need implies that there's a problem I would exacerbate by going there. That is
grammatically correct, yes.
So what are you saying?
I'm saying, it's just, I don't think people have quite warmed up to you yet.
This is a town of aerosmiths singing, lobsters shucking busybodies. Who cares
if they've warmed up to me?
Still, I just don't think going over to the salty breeze is bad.
I am trying to help you get over your hemophobia.
I really do appreciate that, but I, uh... Oh, sorry, I just... I need a
second. Um... Oh, I...
I tried exposure therapy already, and even when I knew where the blood was, it
was challenging. So I think surprising me may be a bit advanced, so I just need
a little warning. Well, no one's going to warn you when they're about to start
bleeding, okay, sweetheart?
That's a good point. Yeah. Now, let's go shut this down before they start singing
Free Bird.
They're not going to do that.
Geneva's out of town.
There is a house in New Orleans They call the rising sun
And it's been a while
You know, I still am not used to having you as my waitress. I kind of love it.
You know, great supplemental income and limited lobster rolls. I get to hang out
with all my favorite people.
Plus, everyone overtips me, which is kind of embarrassing, but also going to
work.
Let me know if you need anything. Okay.
Thank you.
Al, you want to practice for the crate race with me tomorrow?
I actually think I'm just going to watch.
This year. We've been doing this together since you were six. It's our
thing. You can still do it.
Alright.
Suit yourself.
Rude.
Well,
now
we know why he wasn't answering the phone.
No, I'm definitely shutting this party down I
don't
know what it is that makes me love you. So I only know I'm gonna Let you go
cuz you started something.
Oh, can't you see?
That ever since we met you've had a hold on me. It happens to be true.
I only want to be with you.
It doesn't matter where you go or what you do.
Okay, vodka, whatever crap brand you have. Neat, make it a double.
I said no matter what you do.
I'm the next one on the docket. Okay.
I don't want you to worry. I am actually very good at karaoke. I thought we came
here to stop. I changed my mind.
Eden! Eden!
Thank you so much.
All right, girl doc.
Yes, I am ready for one of my music starts.
where they're singing it's me
What happened? Was it a seizure? No, if it were, he'd still be unconscious.
I think he's fainting. Whoa, whoa, whoa. He might have had one too many pale
ales. That would explain the fainting.
Why don't you lay off the IPAs, hydrate, and come see me in the morning? Well, I
think that wraps up karaoke night. Until next week! Okay, but no, we don't clap
yet, because I only got through one verse. Yeah, but it's getting late, and
we're getting a lot of noise complaints.
That was you.
Are you sure it wasn't the singing?
Was it Eden's voice that magically made you faint or this blood test that shows
you're dehydrated? I got to go with Eden. I made it through every other song
safely.
Oh, it might be this. I've been training, so maybe I overdid it.
Training? Training for what? For the crate race.
You got to run across a string of lobster crates. I'm familiar with the
crate race. Do you normally exercise?
Well, I'm an accountant and I'm...
work from home so so walks to and from the fridge to be honest my desk chair
has wheels on it so sometimes i wheel myself to and you decided it was a good
idea to go from being as active as an area rug to training all day several
days in a row can't rely on muscle memory what kind of memories could your
muscles possibly have
Who else is training for this race? Larry Jackson, Bert Large, that red
-headed guy Tim, asthmatic Andrew. It's an all-star lineup. Anyone in decent
health doing it? Must be a few. Half the town's practicing in the harbor right
now. Well, I can't believe I'm saying this to a man who takes transportation
to the refrigerator, but you need to stop exerting yourself.
Rest. Drink a lot of water. And then you need a regular exercise routine, and by
which I mean daily, not annually.
I meditate.
Doesn't count.
the 1970s a third generation lobsterman invented the lobster crate race and we
do one here in port wind every year just to celebrate the industry that put us on
the map and this bell back here gets rung for the winner how do you win well
as you can see these bozos who were trying to demonstrate not very well the
thing you want to do is the person who gets across the most crates before
falling into the water is the winner what's the most anyone's ever done well
here in port wind the record is 31 crates and do you know who holds that
record my daddy A lobster?
Wild guess, Sarah Bass.
Yes! I set that record when I was 15 years old, and nobody has beat it since.
No one has gone past 30 crates. Can anybody enter? Yeah, it's for everybody.
Maybe I'll try this year. You should. That'd be hilarious.
Hey, hey, we talked about this. Actually, Peter, I think you'd be really
good at it. You know, there's an advantage, because the lighter you are,
the easier it is. You just dance across those crates.
So cold.
I think I banged my knee.
Just stop it, all right? Stop the carnage. Can't talk. The lobster crate
race is next Saturday. To win, you gotta be... Yeah, I know about the crate race,
and I can't believe you're still doing it after all these years. So great,
right? No, there's so many ways that you could get injured. Splinters, tetanus,
drowning, not to mention twisted ankles.
Yeah, I know why Eeyore here wants to stop this race.
As a kid, he was so scared, he never even made it to the second crate.
Why don't you shut it? And before he fell in, he peed himself.
He was wet before he went in the water.
That's... That's not what happened. That's no one peed themselves, okay? I'm
not trying to stop the race, but I am mandating that everyone who participates
gets a physical first.
Okay, Marty One Crate. Well, Glendon Sixteen Crates, you might have won a
couple of these races, but you never broke my record.
I look forward to seeing you all at my office soon.
Big day Saturday.
You from always have no idea what you're getting into. You from here want to bet?
You got no chance. We've been doing this since we were kids.
Oh, really? I was on a Japanese game show.
If there's not a giant mallet trying to knock you off like a croquet ball, I'm
not worried.
200 bucks says a port when local wins.
You're on.
Elaine, you should enter. We should show these boys how it's done.
Actually,
I don't know if I'm going to go this year. I have a thing I have to do.
What could be more important than the lobster crate race?
Nothing. Plus, it's the last one before you and I'll leave. I can't believe
you're leaving us.
I can't believe they both are. What'll we do without you? Maybe I'll actually
see patients.
Elaine, we have back-to-back physicals. I know.
Also... Renee.
Always such a nice surprise to see you. It's going to be a long and repetitive
day, so no need to stay for all of it. Don't worry about me. I've got Candy
Crush on my phone. I have no idea what that is, but I hope it's not
distracting. No, I can still monitor you. To me. I hope it's not distracting
to me. Elaine, you need to take blood and run urine tests. Obviously, no
pregnant women should take part, okay? And where are those intake forms?
Come on, let's go. Get it together. When your boss tells you to get it together,
he's your swing line classic stapler.
Yeah, I don't need to know. Just send in a patient. Yes, patients, yes.
Well, I guess I'm done here.
Run out of candy to crush?
They add new levels every week. It gets more and more challenging, and there's
really no end. Much like your visits.
For your information, I'm giving you a 10 out of 10 today. Another few months
of days like this, and you'll be free and clear. Just don't miss out. Doc, we
have three positive pregnancy tests, and they're all men.
Did you mix up the urine samples?
No, I'm not stupid.
I just saw you try to sell a stapler to an imaginary audience.
I did everything you asked today for efficiency. I just tested everyone for
everything. Isn't the real question why are three men pregnant? A positive
pregnancy test for a man could mean testicular cancer.
Why is there so little in their files?
They're all from a ways.
They all work at the only processing plant.
So, this date tonight, anyone I know?
Definitely not. I thought I'd cast a wider net. I'm going to Millbridge. I
thought it would be nice to maybe find somebody who hasn't already met my ma.
I'm going to Millbridge tonight, too. No way. What are you doing over there? Just
meeting a friend.
Yeah. Oh.
Actually, I also have a date there. Well, why did you say so? I just wasn't
sure. I'm happy for you. I'm happy for you. I knew you would be.
Honestly, I might cancel.
Lane commits me to try online dating, but it's such a long drive.
Why not tell him to come here?
Because then he would have the long drive, and I don't want to feel guilty
ending the date early if it's not going well. Hey, maybe we should carpool.
Or would that be weird? Yeah, that would be a little weird.
Totally. It might be kind of weird. For you, maybe.
I don't think so. I'd be fine with it.
We're buds now.
Are you for real? You need another urine sample?
It's just a precaution. There was an issue with some tests today. Dude, I had
an easier time qualifying for the kamikaze challenge, and people lost
limbs on that show. That one guy with the kneecap?
Listen,
dudes, as delightful as it is watching you remove these sea urchins gonads, I'm
only here because I'm concerned about your health, so drop your new samples
off at my office today.
Wait,
these are their balls?
Right? I couldn't even get past three crates.
Maybe you could coach me. No, sorry, can't. Can you just give me some
pointers? No, I can't. Kids in my class already pick on me for everything.
If I win this, maybe they'll finally stop.
And if it goes horribly wrong, I don't want to be responsible for that. Maybe
it's just not your thing.
It's the only thing left.
I've won a spelling bee once, but the word was on asinine, so I still got
teased.
This has to be my thing.
Fine. Okay.
Rule number one, the slower you go, the faster you fall.
Louise. I'm sorry. Louise, is that him? The gentleman right there in the
sweater, miss?
Uh, he looked a lot younger in his pictures and said he was 5'11", so
probably.
Oh.
Oh, wait. I, um, I see him. Wait, does he look like his picture? Uh, no. He
looks better, actually.
I'm going to let him go in first so I can make an entrance.
Yeah, good idea. Very smart.
Louisa? Oh, hello.
Yes, hi, it's me.
You must be Alec.
That is some random man who just guessed your name.
Oh, stop, bro.
I just, um, you know, just caught a ride with my friend.
They're going to rock this.
Thank you.
Have those men dropped off their urine samples?
Nope. How hard is it to pee in a cup? You know, for the ladies, it's actually
not that easy, because you have to... Nope.
...guess if it's going to get... No?
Hi. What are you doing here? I just need Doc to sign off on these medical records
for Columbia. So can I just leave one with you? Sure.
It's pretty straightforward. Shouldn't take very long if you want to stick
around. Post-its.
Why not stick around?
Good, right?
That's so good.
I'm making a reel so that I can get a commercial agent in New York. Fantastic.
Ooh, I heard you can make a lot of money doing commercials.
I may not be a fancy actress like Jennifer Lawrence, but I could be Flo
from Progressive.
Flo from what?
You know what? Never mind.
We have your vaccination records. The only thing that's left on this is your
family history form. Well, my mom isn't around. My dad isn't my dad, so your
guess is as good as mine. Ow. No offense, but...
This is getting kind of old. Bert is your dad. Can you just make up with him
already? I'll sign it, okay? And then Elaine can help you fill out the rest.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go find some men and get them to urinate.
They usually go to the Salty Breeze after work.
Elaine, I don't think you understand what it's like to be lied to your whole
life to find out that you don't have a real dad.
I don't understand?
No, I understand.
You're the one that doesn't understand.
What, don't I understand? Anything.
Yeah.
I love that you wanted to share entrees. It's so much better because then you
don't have to decide.
You don't have to decide.
Exactly.
So tell me, how is someone as beautiful, fun, and smart as you Still single. Have
you ever been married?
Never been married. How about you?
I'm divorced.
Okay. Yeah. In fact, full disclosure, I've been married twice.
Yeah. I rarely admit it.
It's so embarrassing just already.
No, no, no. I actually love that you feel you can be honest with me. I love
that I want to be honest with you. And you can be honest with me. I love that,
too. Okay. So, honestly, do you want kids?
I do.
Great, so do I. Yay.
In fact, if I'm being honest, I am currently trying to get pregnant.
Wait, what? Yeah, I was told that my window is closing, so I decided to do
IVF on my own.
Now, while you're dating? Uh-huh, I just did the procedure where they harvest my
eggs, but don't worry, they haven't been fertilized yet. If you want to get in on
this, you don't have to.
Yeah, that's really weird, doing IVF while you're dating.
Yeah, when I heard it out loud, I guess it did sound like not great.
Yeah, yeah, no, it's weird.
Yeah, weirder than two failed marriages under the age of 40. See, now you're
making me mean.
This was a terrible idea.
Um, so, uh, I actually, um, can't leave yet because I carpooled here with my ex
-fiance. Yeah, of course you did.
Should we have dessert?
We gotta find another bar around here. This place don't got the vibes I'm
looking for.
Hi, I heard you might be here. Do we need a physical to get a beer in this
town? No, you don't, but I did bring these.
Now, would you like directions to the men's room? Sir, I just peed. Fresh out.
Yeah, plus we want to get out of here before the karaoke starts.
There's no karaoke tonight.
Um, sir, sir, let me check it out.
Look, I have been trying not to alarm you.
But if I could just talk to you individually.
Yeah, whatever you need to say, you can just say it in front of your family.
Fine.
It's possible, based on your original urine tests, you all have testicular
cancer.
I don't know how or why there are three cases happening all at the same time
yet, but I don't think it's asking too much for you to pee in a damn cup.
No, I'm good. Yeah.
They sort of just know them. Later?
I just told you you might have cancer.
You know what? Fine. If you're not going to give me the urine samples, then you
know what I have to do? I'm going to have to examine your balls.
One at a time, right now. In the bathroom.
It isn't a weird town.
You're a weird dude.
Karaoke is Sunday nights only. People were upset that we ended early and they
couldn't sing their song. It's only fair.
I was one of those people. I did not get to finish my song and that song always
kills. We know.
Please don't sing. I'd like to get home to watch my kids grow old.
Then you should watch your cholesterol.
That steak will kill you before anything else does.
Let's just get dinner to go. No, I would like a second chance. And we'd like to
give you one. But it takes the ambulance a long time to get here.
Eden is making an effort. I'm still recovering from the last time she made
an effort.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Excuse me. Eden's singing did not cause anyone to faint, okay?
You know, for a town that prides itself on kindness and acceptance, you're not
being very welcoming to my girlfriend. I don't appreciate that.
You're absolutely right, Martin.
Go ahead, Eden. Sing your song.
Eden. Everyone.
Eden. Eden.
Eden. Come on, everyone. Eden.
Okay. Come on, everyone. Eden.
Eden. Come on. Eden.
Eden. Eden.
Just get this in there.
Hello, railroad.
Is this the railroad?
I want a one-way ticket down to Tennessee.
I'm leaving immediately.
Chattanooga, here I come.
Pardon me, boy.
The Chattanooga choo-choo Choo-choo Track 29 Boy, you can
give me... Oh, no.
Lorenzo, you consumed any alcohol tonight?
No. I only have water.
You resting?
Leaving a chair ride to the refrigerator?
I stayed in bed all day. I drank water.
Stopped training.
Did everything you said, Doc. It's not overexertion, alcohol, or dehydration.
What could be causing it? Eden's singing!
Oh my God, it's all my singing! It's not her singing!
Look, you have fainted twice in two days. It could be a heart arrhythmia or
early warning signs of a heart attack.
I think you need to go to a hospital. I hate hospitals.
I know, I know. All the curing and the life-saving, they're horrible.
Look, I can't force you to do it, but if you don't want to, then you're going to
have to come see me for an EKG as soon as possible.
Okay.
So how was he?
Uh, terrible.
How was yours?
Also terrible.
Really? What happened? He seemed like such a good guy.
I think I underestimated how weird it might be for someone to hear on a first
date that I might be pregnant before the second.
It's certainly an icebreaker.
Why was yours so awful?
Um, like, you know, the usual.
Are you just trying to make me feel better?
Yes.
Actually, it was okay. I mean, we didn't have anything in common, but the sex was
awesome.
You already slept with her? It was her idea. She felt bad I had to drive so
far.
Oh, you're welcome.
I said I don't care if people warmed up to me, but... It's not true.
No, it is not.
I... And I know this is hard to believe, but I was a very different child.
I wasn't fun.
Didn't have many friends.
And I pretend that I don't care what people think about me, but... I do.
First summer I was here...
I tried the lobster crate race. I don't know.
It's where you run onto the... You know, it doesn't matter. I was petrified.
I'm afraid of looking stupid or failing, but I forced myself to do it, and... It
was better than you thought? No, it was one of the worst days of my life.
I was so scared I wet myself.
All the kids were laughing at me, and I fell in the water immediately.
I swear I could still hear them. I didn't want to swim to the surface.
You know, spontaneous micturition is very normal in children.
Yeah.
Yeah.
On your mark, get set, go!
That's a good boy.
You're okay.
Start again.
Stay in the middle, stay in the middle, stay in the middle. Well, is that
starting to feel good?
Come on, boy. Here you go. Come on. Well, ouch.
You got a splinter? Don't think about it. Think that you're running like on
the road. That's your road to success.
Yeah. All right?
Five, 10, 16, 20.
There you go, my boy.
25.
28.
I can't believe it. I got to 30. I almost beat your record.
I know.
I was almost a goat.
I've never felt that way before.
I think it's confidence.
But then I messed up at 30.
Oh, you know, you don't have to be the greatest of all time.
All you have to do is be the greatest this Saturday.
You know, the lobster crate race is not just about winning. What else is it
about? Well...
You know what people say.
The effort.
Knowing you did your best.
That's what people say when you're not good at something.
Believe me, I know.
There's nothing concerning for arrhythmia or heart attack.
What, there isn't? You know, an EKG is not bulletproof. You need to see a
specialist in Bar Harbor for a stress echo and a CTPA as soon as possible.
Maybe I just need to avoid H-E-R.
Lorenzo, that's not funny. Lorenzo, I was hoping this would get cleared up
with the EKG, but, you know, it really didn't, so I'd like to sing to him.
What? No!
I don't think that's necessary. You are in the presence of two world-class
doctors, Lorenzo. I was fine with just the one.
I'd like to get this settled before I head back to Boston. I'm not gonna die
just so you can make your girlfriend feel better. I'm outta here! Lorenzo!
Lorenzo!
Would you just let me sing to you?
Pardon me, boy.
Is that the chance?
She's really killing people.
Oh, everyone's a comedian.
Okay.
Elaine, did we get the new lab results for those idiot men?
Pregnant men? Yes.
They all have HCG levels of zero.
Which means they don't have cancer.
Well, that's good news, isn't it? It is. But why would three men in one town have
blood results that don't match their urine results?
So whose pee was it? Oh, it was mine.
I had my own pee. I think your samples all came from one person, and it's not
any of you because I was able to determine without your help that you are
all cancer-free. But you were never worried, were you? Because it was never
your urine.
Hey, we want to stay out of this mess.
I knew it. Just zip it.
Whose pee did you use for the urine test?
It was mine, okay?
I gave them my pee to use for their physicals. You caught me. Are you happy?
Are you sure it was yours? Yes.
Why would I lie about that? Well, why would you tell three employees to use
your urine? Because maybe they smoke more than cigarettes on their smoke
breaks, okay? And if it ends up getting flagged in their files that they tested
positive for drugs, they would lose their job. And I would lose my workers.
They might shut my facility down.
Let it go.
It's just a crate race.
The thing is, your urine tested positive in a pregnancy test.
You're hilarious.
Goodbye. Oh, no, listen to me.
For reasons I will not get into, all the urine yesterday was tested for
pregnancy. And a positive pregnancy test for a man could indicate testicular
cancer. So I'd like you to go to Bar Harbor for more testing.
You're a scaredy-cat doctor who's afraid of blood. You don't know what you're
talking about.
You'll just say anything to get to me, won't you, doctor?
Pays himself.
Hey, you want to go to the crate race with me on Saturday?
Or are we still fighting about whatever it is we were fighting about?
I'm not going to the crate race.
Just tell me. Can you tell me what I did?
You can give it to me.
Saturday?
is the seventh anniversary of my dad's death.
Oh.
And I was complaining about not having a dad when... I kind of do.
No, not kind of, Al.
Bert's your dad.
He loves you, and he raised you, and he's been begging you to forgive him for
months.
He's your dad.
What are you going to do for his anniversary?
Normally, my mom and I mark the day with root beer floats, which was his
favorite.
And we look at pictures and we tell stories, but she hasn't even called me
about it this year.
She's probably going to be with Dum Dum at the crate race, not even caring.
Well, you know who won't be with Dum Dum at the crate race, not caring?
Me. And I would love to have root beer floats with you and listen to you tell
stories about your dad.
No, you should go to the great race.
If you were dad.
Sarah Bass!
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell are you doing? Night fishing without a permit?
Oh, I got a permit.
Oh, well, then carry on.
What are you doing with that crate?
Nothing. Nothing at all, you crusty old windbag.
I think you are rigging the race to protect your precious record.
I'm not rigging it.
I'm unrigging it.
Come again?
Well... I may have made the 30th crate slightly unstable in the past. You mean
for the past 50 years?
What's done is done.
I'm making it right now.
Oh, my God. She's suddenly got a conscience.
No, I don't. I liked having my record. I plan to die with my record.
But there's this damn kid, Peter Crunk.
He deserves a fair shot.
And Sarah, you ready to go?
And Sarah?
What?
You told me to be here at 12.30. Is it 12.30 now? Mm-hmm. Do you want to wait
in the car? No, I don't want to wait in the car. Do you have coffee?
Hey! Come on! I can't find my socks.
Oh, hiya, Doc.
I didn't know anyone was here.
Don't look so shocked.
Have a life. I got needs.
Yeah, I don't want to hear about your needs or see your needs. Do you?
I told you to meet me at 1230.
I can just leave. No, no, no, no, no. I'm leaving, okay?
I'm leaving. I don't even want to go to this stupid crate race anyway. You can
go alone.
No, no, no, no, no. Please, Martin, wait.
What?
I... I want to apologize.
No, it's too late, okay? I can't unsee that. No, not that.
Come on. You're a doctor. Get over it. But, Martin, I know you didn't want to
go to the crate races that summer after... after Rosemary, and I just
pushed. Not only push to make you go, but compete.
Because I had been so fond of that in my own memories, and I thought that Port
Wynn and the community would help to heal you, but it was just the exact
opposite. You just completely withdrew.
And then you wouldn't do anything, just read your books, want to be on the boat
with me. And I know that now it's probably why you just hate all these
town festivities. Please, come on, all right?
I barely remember.
Do you want to ride to the crate race or are you going to go with Eddie
McChester?
He's just a nooner.
Please never say that again.
I want to go with you and I'm happy you're going.
Okay, I'm only going in case someone gets hurt, which they will because this
is a ridiculously stupid and dangerous idea.
Much like having sex over 70.
Please hurry.
They're both fun.
Can you make one more of those, Greg?
I love that one of you two.
This is going to be a good day. And nine crates for Bert Large.
Good on you, Bert.
Nine crates.
Not bad.
You made it.
Of course I made it, Dad.
It's our thing.
which puts him ahead of Mark Milo.
Gotta be $200.
This race ain't over yet. We still got some powerhouses. Oh, yeah.
And now, first-time challenger, Peter Crump.
Is he one of them?
All right, Pete. All right. Where's his floaties?
Yeah.
position with 28 crates in second place is peter crunk and
in third place kenji won so sorry sheriff so sorry and now if there are no
more entrants we're going to go to lorenzo who couldn't participate this
year who is going to re
Excuse me.
He doesn't have a
pulse.
His heart stopped. Mark called 911.
Hold on, he's breathing.
Still no pulse.
But he has a pulse on this side.
Wait, I know what's happening.
He has a totally occluded artery on one side, which means he only has one
working carotid bringing blood to the brain. And it must be getting kinked
like a hose every time he does the choo-choo motion, which is the same
motion required to ring the victory bell mark. We need to get him to Bar Harbor
immediately for a possible endarterectomy.
Paramedics are on their way. Now, the most important thing... It wasn't even
singing. I was going to say that we caught it in time to save his life. But
that is also very important.
I know it's scary, but the longer you wait, the worse it could be.
You don't have to see me, but you should see someone.
I just won the crate race.
Does that sound like someone who's sick?
You're the one who's sick.
You're afraid of everything, from crate races to blood.
I'll tell you what.
I beat you in the crate race right now.
You go to Bar Harbor for testing.
If you win, you can do what you want.
Like that would ever happen.
Yeah, sure.
I'll take that bet.
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up. And long ago somebody left with
the cup. But he's striving and driving and hugging the turns. And thinking of
someone for whom he still burns.
Cause he's going the distance.
He's going for speed.
She's all alone. All alone in a time of need.
Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course.
He's fighting and biting and running.
He's racing and pacing and gliding the course. He's patting and biting and
riding on his horse.
Whatever. And first place goes to Martin Fisk!
Yes!
Woo!
Sorry, excuse me.
Oh, my God!
You did it! You did it. Oh, my God. You did it. Dr. Best, you're a goat!
I'm a what?
Not a goat. He goes. You beat you on Sarah's record, you bastard.
Sorry about that.
Okay. I'll see you, Doctor.
You were right.
I'm pregnant.
What stage?
One. He said it was good we caught it early.
Lyndon.
If you need anything, let me know.
I need for you to know.
You got lucky Saturday.
Water was way calmer, wind at your back.
It's a big difference.
I'm the goat.
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