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It's sweet, sir.

How's the conference going honey?

Just as you would expect, you know?

It's chaos.

It's completely disorganized and underfunded,

which is typical for an educator event.

You know?

I couldn't start my keynote on time

because they couldn't even get the mic working.

Wow.

Well, that sounds very frustrating.

But luckily, the bar is open very late,

so I can expense all of the martinis

which I won't need a ton of because of this shit show.

Well, okay, but is anyone helping you at least?

Maybe they assigned me an assistant.

So, you know, she's trying her best.

She?

Yeah.

Her name is Julie.

So, you know, I think she's getting her qualified

hours for residency.

Pretty bad?

Yeah, I would assume so.

I mean, we don't really talk much.

So, she's tries to keep me organized

so I can, you know, get home as soon as possible.

Okay, no problem.

I'll see you later.

Yeah, Ella, I'll talk to you tomorrow.

Well, I got as much dinner as I could.

Do you want to go through with me?

Why don't we do that later?

We've barely gotten anything done.

Yeah, well.

I make it really hard to focus on anything, you know, besides you.

You.

Well, not your wife on the phone.

I want you to text in your boyfriend earlier.

There.

You can't speak to me.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God, I love the need to use me like that.

Oh, God, I see my wife for everything.

Oh, God.

Exactly what I needed.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

I'll see you later.

Okay.

I'll just text.

Oh, God.

Okay, I'll just text that person.

Exactly what you're suggesting that I needed.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Exactly.

Oh, that feels so.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

I am in God to see yourself.

Oh, God.

Come on, come on.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Let's take it so fucking perfect.

Oh, God.

Oh, that's it.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Here you go.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, you're so good at that.

You're so good at that.

You're so good at that.

Oh, you're so good.

Oh, you're so good.

Oh, you're so good at this.

Oh, you're so good at this.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, oh, oh, oh oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, my God, I want to fuck you.

You're a secret.

I'm going to cry.

No, I'm not going to cry.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Fuck you.

Oh...

Oh, you're scared.

You're scared.

I'm scared.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

I'm scared.

Oh, I'm scared.

Oh, I'm scared.

You're scared.

You're scared.

Oh, it's so good.

You feel so bad.

I love it.

Fuck.

Oh...

I'm so sick.

Oh, I'm scared.

Oh, I'm scared.

Oh, life.

I can't do this.

I'll be there.

I don't know if I can do this.

I'll fuck you.

Oh my god.

I wanna come.

Oh my god.

It's so cold here.

Oh my god.

I need to stop here.

Oh my god.

I can't do this.

I'll see you all the time.

Fuck.

Oh my god, baby.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That's funny.

Ah, oh my goodness.

Ah, ah.

Yeah, that's like me, right?

So, oh, so.

Ah, ah. Ah, ah.

Eh, eh.

That's it cuz I like it cuz I love it.

Oh my god.

So good.

That's it.

Whoa.

That's it.

Um...

Oh...

Oh, yeah.

Fuck, yes.

Um...

Uh...

Like it, like it.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Come home?

Um...

I'm so...

You're so...

You're so...

Um...

I'm so...

Um...

Uh...

Uh...

Um...

Uh...

I'm so...

Uh...

Oh, fuck, that's so good.

Um...

Yes.

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Fuck, yes.

Oh...

Uh...

Um...

Uh...

Fuck, this.

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh, I got it.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, me.

Yeah, I just found that little pussy like that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, I got it.

Oh, I got it.

Fuck, that's good.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

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Oh, fuck.

That's it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

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Fuck, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

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Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck, this time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Give me that one.

Yeah, I just want you to pay my credit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh,

yeah, oh, he's gonna introduce you.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

All in and out.

I'll try for you.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Go ahead look at all of that fucking...

Yeah.

Well, that's a real love.

Yeah.

This is where they say what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

Yeah, I mean it's innocent, but yeah.

Well, it's been an unforgettable experience.

You may be a little cross paths again one day.

Thank you.

My hope so.

Thank you.

See you next time.

See you soon.

See you next time.