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Alright students, give me your best audition.

I know that there's something out there waiting for my name.

I just need this one last chance to prove I'm not more of the same.

I know I'm meant for something more than who I've been before.

I'm walking through that door. Someday I'll be a star.

Cause I've come so far.

See my name up in lights. My dreams coming alive.

Gotta tell you a fun fact.

I was a lumberjack one summer.

I'm gonna cut it down. I'm gonna cut it down.

If you

are quite

finished, what are you doing to keep the vampire and the Van Helsing apart?

I'm guessing you're gonna say... not enough?

Hey,

Paul,

here's some cash.

Let's keep this off the books.

Nice audition, V.

I know you want the lead, too, but it'll be mine.

First step, fall musical.

Second step, Broadway. Third step, doesn't matter, because I'll be famous.

Fourth step, learn humility.

Uh-uh-uh. Not so close.

Leave room for the holier-than-thou ghost.

Demi.

I'm still on Prophecy Watch. Between the meteor, crows, and the dead tree, I'm...

I just need a volcano eruption and I win.

Well, I lose.

We all lose.

But at least I go out a winner.

Well, bad omen tree aside, I'm happy I finished my songs for Millie. And now

I'm just enjoying being with my friends.

I enjoy that you're enjoying it. Well, I enjoy that you enjoy that I'm enjoying

it. I am not enjoying this.

I am.

You guys are cute.

Silence! Halloween is one week away.

The world could end, and you're auditioning for a musical?

Sorry, I'm in too deep. The theater life is way more hypnotizing than I could

have ever imagined.

The tie that connects the vampire and Van Helsing has yet to be severed. But,

my queen, the tie that connects them is, like, double knotted.

like such an outsider she'll leave school yep that's an idea i had not just

now well you'd better hope it works or you'll never earn your staff and don't

forget what happened to the last sorcerer that failed me yes but on the

bright side marlon's getting used to using the litter box now

hey is the castle start yet

no but i got you a halloween treat

That's my favorite.

No,

wait!

You two and your googly eyes just caused another prophecy omen.

It was an accident.

Guess the universe is giving us a break.

Thank goodness, because I don't think I can handle another prophecy fiasco.

I am so sorry about this, but I am under, like, a lot of pressure.

Oh, dear.

Oh, I'm no longer taking bribes for better parts. You should have gotten me

this morning.

Hazel is.

Thank you, Dean Meriwether. My first act as director is going to be to change the

musical. Lights.

Oh, hey!

Spotlights are my thing.

The stage is dark, but we're shining a light.

This show is all about a creature of the night.

your teeth and dracula will say defeat

it's about

evil vampires what kind of off-off cobweb show is this this isn't about you

kind of feels like it is welcome to the fall musical dracula the thing

the bad and the ugly dr acula was a therapist

by Dracula, the pointy-toothed beast.

What? Vampires are bugatarians.

We would never.

Hold on. This is good. It says the town replaces the cows.

Okay, I like that.

Oh, wait.

Dracula eats them again.

So I'm hideous and hungry?

Pick a lane, musical.

I mean, how am I supposed to be accepted for who I am if this is how vampires are

represented to the whole school?

Don't worry, V.

We'll figure it out.

Oh, that was weird.

It's like I can already hear the school laughing at me.

Stop! No, Dems! Hazel needs us to help backstage.

After not giving us parts, I'm not bitter.

Yes, you are.

Forget the musical!

I know the prophecy said something!

Are you talking to me?

What the heck?

Did the prophecy send a prankster blade?

No! Worse!

Shrews! They're everywhere!

And invisible to humans!

Use your Van Helsing vision!

Finally an appropriate reaction!

Go get the creature collector before they spread to the rest of the school

and destroy it!

gonna take long i have jazz band later no you've got tools

hey

hazel can i talk to you can you wait a minute we're doing vocal warm-ups

so close to his house.

It's where his little bat wings live.

Oh, right. We have a vampire expert here.

What about the distinguished vampire extinguish the campfire? It just stop,

drop, and rolls right off the tongue.

Fi, I love that you're channeling your inner little vampirina. Yes, and it's

personal for me that vampires get some compassion. But the angry villagers need

to warm up their voices so they can scream at you in terror.

Ready, everyone?

One, two...

Van Helsing confronts Dracula, who has just eaten all the cows for the tenth

time. And action.

This hideous vampire.

So terrible to look at.

I faintly wish they... Hey!

Sorry. That was a mistake.

See? Vampires can be funny.

Allegedly, I've never met one.

I'm gonna go get that.

All right, let's run it again for the 22nd time.

Action.

This hideous vampire. Not as bad as everyone thinks.

Hi, I'm Dracula.

You're probably wondering how I got here. Oh, come on.

Let's order dinner.

We're gonna be working late tonight.

an east wing?

Oh.

This will be the next dean's problem.

Hi, Dean.

What's going on with you?

Well, I gotta tell you, the whole school's falling apart. You know, I may

need to hit up Brittany's dad again.

Dean Merriweather.

No, Angel Merriweather.

I just want to say thank you.

All you do.

I see you.

Thank you for those words, Demi. You know, I work so hard. Got it. Okay, bye.

He sees me and I see me too.

I'm telling you, Sophie, I'm a bat flap away from losing my mind.

If I can't change this play, it's going to make the whole school hate vampires.

Not the whole school.

we'll be into it?

Okay, we haven't quite nailed this final scene yet. It is nobody's fault, V.

Remember your motivation.

Brittany, you are the hero this village needs.

V, you're the reason they need a hero.

And action.

This hideous vampire.

So terrible to look at.

Listen to me. Instead of these silly words, you would know that. But no.

That's it.

You keep sabotaging me.

That is not what I'm... Is it really so hard to allow someone else to have the

spotlight? Brittany, I'm only trying to... Close your mouth, open the script,

and just tell me to break a leg.

But I just... Fine.

Break a leg, Brittany.

Ta-da!

I'm fine.

18 years of ballet.

as our weakest V.

I mean, Link.

See you at Showtime, everyone.

V, what's the matter?

Oops.

Sorry.

I told Brittany to break a leg, and then the next thing I know, she almost broke

a leg.

I maybe accidentally mind-controlled her.

But you saved her using telekinesis.

You should be apologizing to me.

I wanted to see her hit the floor.

I have spent every rehearsal trying to prove that vampires are harmless.

Then I used my powers to hurt someone.

Almost hurt someone.

And again, it was Britney.

Now, everyone believes what this stupid play is saying. Honestly, maybe they're

right. What if vampires are dangerous monsters who don't belong in the human

world?

What if I don't belong here?

V, of course you do.

And you're going to change everyone's minds.

You may just have to do it one person at a time.

Can I even do that?

You know what?

We shouldn't even do this show.

No. We have to.

I have been accidentally sabotaging Brittany this whole time.

And she deserves her moment in the spotlight.

Vampire acceptance is just going to have to wait.

Maybe.

But no more talk about leaving school, okay?

I'm sorry, Soph.

I can't make any promises.

Well, I guess my plan is working.

I know she's really upset, Merlin, but there's no other way. The world is at

stake.

Oh, you better watch that catitude.

Or no more tuna.

Apology accepted.

Now for phase two, which is the same as phase... He's one butt with jazz hands.

The vampire's campfire burned the house down.

Down.

Down.

Brittany, can we talk?

I don't want to talk.

I came to say I'm sorry.

You may continue.

I've been upstaging you.

Yeah, you have.

Why? Guess I'm just taking this play personally because of my Vampirina

persona.

Everybody's saying that Dracula is a monster and it kind of feels like

they're saying that I'm a monster.

You do know that Vampirina and Dracula are just characters, right?

It feels a little late in the game to be explaining acting to you.

I know, it's silly, it's just... Sometimes it feels like everyone's

against me.

You probably wouldn't know what that feels like, though.

Yeah, I don't know what that's like.

Nobody ever talks behind my back and calls me a second-rate nepo-baby.

But if they did, I might understand what you're saying.

Well, that might make me feel a bit better.

V, a word?

Okay.

Hey, break a leg tonight.

I know you're gonna do great.

Elijah and I were trying to handle it, but now things are out of control. What

things?

Use your vampire vision.

Spotted a kooka! You call this handling it?

We have a play to put on.

Excuse me?

how to get rid of these things or you won't have a place to put a plate in.

Guys?

Would I be right in guessing there's more in my head?

Yes, you would.

Pillowcase me.

I can't see you 12. Watch out, you angry villagers.

Not my trails.

Not my circus.

was going to start soon.

Megan sounds like one of them.

They're mesmerized by her voice.

All people are talking.

Sophie, give me the collector.

I don't know why I had this in the first place.

Just ignore me.

I always do.

Hey, Megan, even though you're villager number one, I feel like you've been

giving villager number two.

It's Tony Murphy.

No one screams in terror at my decibel.

Veritable wellspring of the legendary hunters Van Helsing Making villages,

harboring a vampire As cozy and as comfy as a campfire What's a vampire?

I've heard it often said It's a creeper that's asleep inside a coffin bed And

since Dracula is wackula, my-

is my destiny the best

to look at.

I will accept my fate.

I vanquish thee.

I vanquish the idea that we must fear this vampire.

What?

We don't know that she's a monster.

Maybe we just need to give her a chance. A chance?

What are you doing?

She may be different from us.

And very difficult to look at.

But I will let her live here in the village.

Come on.

The end.

I know that's right.

Vampires and Van Helsings can be friends.

Accepted by Britney.

Desperate times meet desperate measures.

No, no, no!

My magic dust!

Where's my pouch?

I still can't believe Britney did that.

Just know I'm glad she didn't hit the floor.

Sorta.

Look, I know that her life seems perfect, but I think being Britney is a

bit harder than we thought.

Yeah, nice try.

I've met her, Butler.

And her chef.

Guys, look what we found.

One of the trolls had this bag of magic dust.

But only sorcerers can use magic dust.

Sorcerers? In our world, they're crazy powerful and in charge of all

supernatural creatures.

This is big.

There's a secret sorcerer here at Wilson.

Secret sorcerer?