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Before we get started, let me fill you in on how we got here. My first year at

Wilson Hall was a blast.

It's not easy being a vampire and a pop star while still in high school.

Luckily, I made some friends.

And some frenemies.

Ew.

Why are we hugging?

I sang a few songs.

Okay, maybe more than a few.

Then, I got to open for my idol Millie Eyelash.

And I think I made a good impression.

I also had my first crush, but he's a Van Helsing and something is keeping us

apart. And when I met another vampire, Lucian, he tried to keep us apart too.

But he turned out to be a bad guy. And after we defeated him and finally locked

him up in a mirror prison, he escaped and helped a bunch of monsters escape

too. Here they come.

Who's there?

We spent the whole summer chasing these creatures.

So now, with Halloween just around the corner, we find our heroes

on a quest to capture the last of the mere prison escapees.

Having already defeated the evil vampire Lucian, then... Vig, can you please stop

narrating? This place is creepy enough without you upping the stakes.

Sorry, I'm working on a short story. My English teacher wanted us to have

something ready for the first day of school.

Oops.

Forgot about that.

Can you put my name on it, too?

And mine.

Hey, guys?

Let's get these monsters.

Prophecy? The prophecy that says that on Halloween

night... Oops. I didn't know there was a

disintegration button on this thing.

Demi, how was I supposed to know he was a demon with vital information?

That spooky Halloween thing sounded kind of important.

Never interrupt a man who speaks in that deep of a voice.

We can blame Demi later.

School starts tomorrow.

Rolling out, people!

That's all of them.

Hey, whatever this prophecy is, figure it out, okay?

Together. Yeah, like we always do.

Their connection's too strong.

We must increase our efforts to keep them apart and prevent the prophecy from

coming true.

Our entire existence depends on it.

direction no fear not even for a second it's so clear the best is yet to come

gonna shine so bright replace the stars tonight

as her stage persona, Vampirina.

We're still doing that?

Watch your neck, girl.

All right.

My first years, you need to get to orientation, and I need to talk to the

choreographers about how all this could have just been an inexpensive email.

Enjoy your first day.

last year did.

I hope so. I sent her a bunch of demos after our show. I haven't heard back

yet, but thanks to her, everyone loves my persona.

Maybe not everyone.

Oh, my gosh. You're a thief, Amberina. I'm your biggest fan.

I'm so not prepared to meet you.

That's why I'm sweating so much. Can I have a hug?

Anything for a fan.

You're one of the reasons I wanted to come here.

You have to go now.

You're DJ PJ.

You're the other reason I came here.

What did you say your name was?

Oh, I see that you've met our new transfer student, Hazel. Hi, I'm Hazel.

Yes, that's what I just... Okay, okay.

So you've met V and Sophie and... Oh, that's Elijah and that's Demi. He's our

most brilliant student.

Most brilliant student?

I hacked the school system, enrolled myself, and fudged the numbers.

I'm also a basketball star now.

We won't stay last year.

Oh, Britney, good.

I'd like you to meet your new roommate. No, no. I don't do roommates.

I hate to be this person, but you and my father signed a binding contract stating

I get my own room.

Delilah!

Oh, thanks, Delilah.

That's a copy.

I always keep one handy for first-name mix-ups.

Ah, yes, yes, I remember this.

It came with flowers and the new gymnasium.

I'm sorry, Hazel. I'm going to have to find you a new roommate.

But in the meantime, we have a spare room in the teacher's wing.

That's cool.

I'm kind of a spare person.

Well, we're going to have to unpack that later.

But for now, we're going to get you to orientation and our future valedictorian

will escort you there.

Sure, because I definitely know where that is.

Follow me, new girl. While it might appear we're going to be wandering the

halls aimlessly, rest assured, we are.

So, what did you do over break, B? Well, I went back home. Snooze fest!

I posted dance videos all summer.

Uncle Lin-Manuel said I need to boost my followers if I want to be on Broadway.

I'm up to 5,000.

That's great, Brittany.

DJ PJ's been blowing up, too.

like 60 000 pajamas followers wait what

hey girlfriend i was just thinking we should take a selfie together

sorry dj pj doesn't do collabs also i don't know if the lens is big enough to

fit your ego how dare you my ego is just the right

size my social media consultant is so fired

Hey, B.

Maybe it's time we talk about that thing we haven't been talking about all

summer.

You mean the whole almost kissing thing and then that thing?

Yeah, our whole situation is... Now, apparently, there's some weird prophecy

about us, too. I was thinking maybe that's tied into why we keep getting

blasted apart.

Which is hard because every time I see you, I want to hold your hand.

You want to hold my hand?

figure this out how sounds like a lot of research and classes start today well

then we need to talk to our research guy who is also apparently the school

valedictorian and the world's greatest basketball player and class president

nope we are not doing that we need to figure out what this prophecy is maybe

you can go through my family book mine too okay but in the meantime you two

need to stay as far away from each other as possible not gonna be a problem

This is going to be a problem.

I didn't know you were in this class, too.

Probably best we leave an empty seat between us.

Hi, guys.

I barely got here on time. The teacher's wing is a long way away, but on the

bright side, it smells like foot cream and Bunsen burner ramen.

That's bleak. I know.

Excuse me, Hazel. Transfer students should still be in orientation.

Oops. Just so excited to be here.

See you for ramen later, Miss Olsen.

Force of nature.

Okay, class, welcome to Modern Movement.

Your first assignment is going to be contact improv.

You and a partner will choreograph a routine around contact.

By the way, every assignment is important to passing this class. Fail

one and you're done.

They usually just show us a movie on the first day.

Contact improv.

Sounds like people getting pretty close to each other.

Yeah. But what are the odds of us getting teamed up?

Lee Huntley and Elijah Summers, I'm teaming you up. Really?

Pop star and the dance prodigy. You're sure to bring the house down. Or blast

it apart.

Sophie! My favorite gal pal.

Come by.

What do you want?

You are so funny.

Come on in. Be funny in here.

What? In the trust fund?

Fabulous, isn't it, bestie?

Bestie? You don't even know my last name.

Because we're on a first-name basis.

Come on.

If we weren't friends, why would I have bought you a matching pair of designer

pajamas?

Whoa.

These are beautiful.

Right? Oh, selfie!

Wow, you're obsessed with getting that picture.

Hey, are those the new DJ Mini Monster limited release headphones?

They sure would go great with these new PJs.

Sure.

What are friends for?

So, how about the selfie?

I don't really do posts on an empty stomach.

Any chance he got his chef?

Not on Mondays.

But I do have Daddy's plastic.

Be right back.

What makes you think that if we dance with our backs to each other, we won't

blast apart again?

Science.

You are definitely an art school kid.

Look, it's been two days and we're out of ideas.

And I can't fail this contact improv assignment.

Word on the street is, I'm a dance prodigy.

I'll try anything.

A fat six.

Watch the fresh kicks.

Hey, I thought you were going to help us figure out this dance.

Sorry, I was too busy being rich.

You guys are doomed.

Want a strip?

Yes.

Come on, there's still hope.

I bet my boy Demi's found something about the prophecy.

I found nothing about the prophecy.

Hi,

I was wondering if you guys wanted to come down to lunch.

Uh, thanks, but we're a little busy.

Safe as a seat?

Okay, but I'll only wait for three hours.

The price of fame.

I did find something helpful in the book. The reason you two are getting

blasted apart.

Was I right? Is it magnets? It's always magnets.

It's the Van Helsing ring. Its power protects Van Helsings from full

vampires. So, if I take off my ring, there's nothing keeping us apart?

Sorry, Mom.

Will, stop!

Technically, you're correct.

But maybe the ring is keeping you apart because of the prophecy.

We just don't know why yet. Even these books don't know.

Then forget the books. We'll find our answers somewhere else.

Has that been in those books the whole time?

Heed this prophecy.

Natural enemies, destined to fight.

Van Helsings and vampires must never unite.

For the world as we know it shall end on Halloween night.

being together could cause the end of the world?

No way.

If it was true, our parents would have told us.

In all fairness, you both grew up being told to stay away from one another.

He's right.

Maybe, I guess.

So if they touch, the world ends on Halloween?

That's what it sounds like.

Uh, anybody by chance see where that ring landed?

We don't have time to look. We've got dance class.

What? without the ring, one wrong step, and...

This... This just got heavy.

Hey.

We'll figure this out.

It'll be okay.

Ooh, you two just gave me an idea for your dance.

But we're gonna need to practice in here, because I'm expecting a hot tub

delivery.

No recording.

Enjoy the art with your eyes.

You ready?

Not this.

I hope so.

Because if we don't come Halloween, Demi's going to have a lot of new ghost

friends. Enjoy the show.

Keep it together, Van Helsing. Sorry.

I've never had the fate of the world hanging over my head before.

See you all on the other side.

Thank you.

With contact lenses.

The epitome of contact improv.

Double helping of burner ramen tonight.

You were amazing.

You were. I didn't even have to think back there. We were so connected.

Why would a prophecy ever want to come between us?

Yeah, that prophecy doesn't know us.

It's just worse from a talking head and a bunch of old prejudices trying to keep

us apart.

But it can't.

Or maybe it can.

That was a pretty clear message from the prophecy.

I've ignored the universe before, but it's never thrown rocks at me.

I guess we do have to take this thing seriously.

What does this mean?

When you stop hanging out, that would be really hard.

I know.

I can't ignore my feelings when I'm with you.

Me neither.

So... I guess what we're saying is... We need to take some

space.

waiting in the dining hall this whole time, have you?

No. I was wondering if you had an extra blanket.

I'm going to sleep in the library.

Why? I thought you were staying in the teacher's wing until the dean found your

roommate. I tried, but they're in bed by six, they're up by six, and all they

talk about is compression socks and sensible shoes.

Don't look, but now they've got me wearing them.

I said don't look!

I'm turning into one of them.

Help me!

Okay, this isn't... Right.

None of this is.

I'm fixing it.

Let me just go turn off the hot tub first.

Selfie! Hi, my favorite person.

Drop the act, you win.

You can have your selfie.

And because I'm feeling a little guilty for all the stuff you bought me, I'll

post the picture too.

Yes!

Wait, what's the catch?

I have a catch, so there must be a catch.

Hi, I'm the catch.

Brittany, meet your new roommate.

Ugh, fine.

We take our pics tomorrow when I look fabulous.

I mean, even more fabulous.

for this world.

Oh, this is amazing.

Thank you.

No one's ever done anything like that for me. I know what it's like to be

alone at Wilson Hall.

And along came V.

I'm just paying it forward.

Here, have these two.

Are you sure?

Of course.

It's not like I didn't ever buy me a backup.

Earthworm ice cream for dinner?

The meteor just ripped through the attic because I'm forbidden to be with my

crush. I'm all out of little Earthworm self-care.

You do whatever gross thing works for you, girl.

Just don't give up.

Yeah. When the universe takes something away, it gives you something in return.

Gandhi said that.

After I did.

He just said it louder.

No, I did not buy the entire marching band kids on her credit card.

Wait, ditch this.

Finley Eyelash is finally calling me.

On my phone. I can't believe this is happening.

Then answer it while it's still happening.

Right.

Hello, V's phone.

Sure, I'll get her.

It's really her.

Right.

Hi, this is V.

Definitely.

No, thank you.

What?

Millie wants me to record an album for her record label.

And she wants me to livestream my first single on Halloween.

Is Britney buying us pizza?

Of course she is.

me hazel but you know that calling with an update finally what's going on with

the vampire in van helsing right to business okay so i infiltrated their

friend group to keep an eye on them but v and elijah decided to stay away from

each other on their own prophecy averted your toxic positivity irks

thanks that said mission accomplished If this doesn't elevate

me to full sorcerer, I don't know what will.

So, do I come pick up my own magic staff, or do you drop it in the mail?

I just moved, and I think I'm in the penthouse.

Apprentice, please.

Your mission has just begun.

But you must continue to keep them apart, or the world as we know it will

end.

Oh, that was abrupt.

They must have forgotten to charge their crystal ball.

Right, Merlin?

with the world.

Ugh.

Is that a cat stuffy?

I hate cats.

This is gonna be a terrible year.

Nope. Believe me, it's going to be magic.