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Why did I take the most boring job in the world?

I'd do anything for some action

Oh my god, what are you doing you little creeps?

Listen!

Listen! Let me guess, you guys are from that nerd

fraternity across the street.

Yes, ma'am.

You guys are always causing problems.

Please don't hurt us.

Shut up!

Let me guess.

You're the ringleader of this little gang?

Yes, ma'am.

Well, if you guys are gonna act like perverts, I'm gonna treat you like a

pervert.

Go on, march around the store like the little pervert you are.

Hump the couch.

Go on, hump the chair.

What kind of loser chooses to hump a mannequin instead of a real woman

anyways?

Isn't skin so much nicer than hard plastic?

Isn't this a better story to tell your nerdy little college friends?

Have you ever touched a real woman?

Or are mannequins all you've ever touched?

I touch real women all the time.

Is that so?

What the hell is that?

Oh my god.

Holy shit.

Hmm.

RUN!

Mwah!

You're chopped up.

Barrier.

I can't reach that.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

No.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, shit.

You're a fucking cunt. It's so good.

Thank you.

I'll be nice to you three and let you off with a warning.

You guys really gotta get out of here.

Come on, guys.

Uh, the door's the other way.

This is a shortcut.

creepy little fuckers.