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(Transcribed by Sonix.ai - Remove this message by upgrading your Sonix account) Every year, retailers lose 45 billion to shoplifters.

It's the job of loss prevention officers to

protect against these shoplifters.

These are their stories.

Only@shoplifters.com.

Yeah. Hold on. Yeah, I got it in the back room.

Yeah. I'm coming. Get it right now. You're not going

anywhere. Stay right there.

Great.

The fuck? Why is none of this

working? Damn it!

Fucking.

Oh my God.

Fuck, man. Why the.

Why did I do that?

Stupid man. Stupid.

Shouldn't be here in the first place.

Fucked up man.

Fucked up. Man.

I don't want to go to jail.

Oh my God. Why did I do that?

Fuck! Shit!

Oh my God. Oh.

Okay. Just relax.

Relax. Chill out.

You'll be out of here soon.

And. Oh, and I'll be all over soon.

Hopefully. I still want to go to fucking jail.

Stupid little jacket, I

swear. Stupid.

We have your ID identification.

You have some notification?

Yeah.

How long is this going to take?

What's going to happen? Fuck.

You're not even going to answer me. Really?

Have you stolen anything prior to this incident?

No. This is my first time.

So it's admitted that you did indeed

steal that jacket?

Yeah, yeah. I can I can pay for it.

A little past that point. Just stay on your feet,

please. On your feet.

Step back. This.

This wall. Take your hands down by your side.

Where's this picture gonna go?

Turn your side, please.

Turn to your left. Well, actually,

there'll be two copies. One copy for us to recognize

your face if you ever come back to this facility. And

the second is for the police.

You're gonna call the police? Is that

gonna go on my record?

Or do I answer? Fuck!

How tall are you?

I'm five. Five.

How much do you weigh?

130.

Color your eyes.

Green.

Are you seriously going to call the police?

Let's just go over what's happened so far. Quickly.

You're in our facility.

You took merchandise which did not belong to you.

You've just admitted that you took the merchandise.

And now we are in the

office. Together?

Well, can I just pay for it and call it a day and not

have to do all this paperwork and all that?

I won't come back, I promise.

A lot of things happen when people steal property that

doesn't belong to them.

Consumer theft is on the rise.

It affects everyone employees,

people that work here.

Like myself.

So you have stolen stuff

before? Is that what you said?

No, I haven't.

This is my first time.

Like I said, I could just pay for it,

and we just forget about this and move on.

Pay for the jacket that you took?

Yeah.

Stole from the store.

Yes, but.

I'm sorry. You're going to say something.

No, you won't go anywhere because you

can't just hang tight.

What does that mean? You won't go anywhere because

you can't. What do you mean?

Oh my God. I can't be here right now.

Oh my gosh. I don't want to go to jail.

Oh, fuck.

I don't want to be here all day.

Mom's gonna find out.

Please.

Oh my gosh. Oh!

I don't want to go to jail.

Oh! My God!

Fuck. Fuck!

I don't want to go to jail.

Fuck, man. Stupid man.

Stupid, Soup and.

According to your license.

You live in this neighborhood.

As a matter of fact. You live really close,

and I happen to know your mother.

She shops here.

Oh, great. That's cool.

So, you know, like, my mom and I are good

people, and, you know, we're not

criminal. This is my first time ever stealing.

Yeah. You're a beautiful girl.

Funny how a beautiful girl like you will want to steal

beautiful things.

But here's the situation.

Now we have here is people committing crimes.

So that law abiding citizens can't get anything

done because criminals just roam around with a slap on

the wrist. So, you know, sometimes you

want to do stuff for people to help them and they in

turn help you in return.

But there's also jail.

And so what we're going to do now.

Barring any unforeseen circumstances.

Is we're going to call the cops.

They'll come for you.

We will call the cops.

I don't want to go to jail. I don't want it to go on my

record. Is there any way you can not call the cops?

Because I really don't want it on my record.

It's not just a record. This is

your permanent record.

This is what I'm saying. It's just a small little

jacket like. Oh, fuck, I fucked

up. Fuck.

You're a good girl, right? Get good grades.

Yeah, I focus in school.

I have good grades. I take all AP classes.

I just really wanted a jacket.

You know, this could lead you,

right? Lead you to a life of crime.

This is like the gateway crime.

Little shoplifting.

Maybe go on to maybe hurt somebody,

steal something more expensive.

So what are your plans? What were your

plans with this jacket?

I was going to.

Wear it. I don't know, I just wanted a new

jacket right around.

Like some trophy said you could have bought it.

Could have bought your jacket. Could have just

bought it. Been done. Deal.

Yeah, I fucked up.

Yeah, yeah, I'd say so.

I know your mother makes good money.

Why would you do such a thing?

What, is she going to think about this?

I just didn't want to bother her.

I didn't want to ask her.

You don't think she's going to be bothered when I call

her?

Listen, can we just work this out somehow?

Like, don't call my mom.

Don't call the police.

I don't want to be fucking grounded.

Grounded. I'm thinking about your college

application. Think about that.

Your future is at stake.

Your very livelihood.

All rests on what you do here in the

next few moments.

Maybe not jail time. Definitely community

service. A lot of community service.

Maybe. Go talk to some other people.

Some other officers.

It's just bad, bad, bad.

Bad bad bad.

Fuck. I don't want to go to jail.

I don't want to do community service or any of

that. Fuck.

Wow. I can't let you off the hook.

It sets a precedent.

That would one cost me my job.

And the second precedent, that would not be a good

thing for this facility to know that just like any

kind of gangster can come in here and rob the place.

Why are you touching me?

Well, you know, sometimes people are in a

position of authority where if they get help from

someone, they can help them back.

You know what I'm saying?

No.

Well, what I'm saying here is you help me with my

situation, and I'll help you with yours.

Yeah. Everything we just talked

about. Right now.

Oh my God. Fuck.

Yeah. That's right.

The fuck?

I just pulled it out.

Now.

Aren't you a cop?

Aren't you a thief?

So fucked up.

Not really. And we can make this easy.

Or we can make it hard.

Are you not going to call the cops?

Well, I guess we'll figure that out afterwards, won't

we? Oh, yeah.

That's right. Put it in your hand. Yeah.

That's not the only place that's going to be. Yeah.

It's expensive. Fucking jacket now.

Jacket. Yeah.

I can't do this. I really can't do this.

Sure you can. You can do it here.

You can do it over here.

Let's go ahead and take this jacket off because

it's getting kind of warm.

Yeah. A lot of jacket stuff going on here.

Yeah. That's good.

Yeah. Didn't get a chance to make sure you weren't

carrying any weapons or anything.

You don't have any needles in your pockets, right?

Stop.

Right here, young lady.

Come on. There you go.

Yeah, I know. I don't want to have to do this to you

either. But you did it. You did this to yourself.

Oh, so now you know the outline of the deal.

You want to make a deal or not?

So you're not going to call the cops?

That's the deal.

Okay.

A little more enthusiasm makes that phone call not

happen. That's it.

That's it. That's my little thief.

Yeah. Let me see that.

That's it. Come on.

That's the first time you've done this. I'm sure.

That's it. Put that head in your mouth. Yeah.

That's it. Yeah.

That's going to be over nice and fast for you.

Oh, yeah. That's it.

You know what? I'm starting to like this.

Let me go ahead and free my balls.

There you go. Grab those.

You suck that. Let me see those beautiful green eyes.

Yeah. Yeah, that's definitely trouble.

Oh, yeah. Look at that.

Yeah, that feels good, babe.

Oh, yeah. Like that.

Yeah, yeah, I know, tough times.

Sorry, babe. That just made me get off faster and

faster to get me off faster.

We can be done with this.

We can be back to shopping.

Back with your friends. We're all waiting for you

in the lobby. Oh, yeah.

Fuck yeah. I know it's a lot.

Oh.

It's all that. Oh.

How you doing? You want to stop?

Want to renegotiate the deal? We keep going.

I'll keep going.

Yeah, I got you, I got you.

Baby. There you go.

Whoa!

Look at your hot little fucking body.

Yeah. Yeah, right.

I should have thought of that before you stole the

jacket. Make yourself comfortable.

Oh, yeah. Fuck, yeah.

(Transcribed by Sonix.ai - Remove this message by upgrading your Sonix account) Yeah. Fuck you.