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Love Exciting and new Come aboard

We're expecting you

And love

Life's sweetest reward.

Let it flow.

It floats back to you.

The love boat soon will be making another

run. The love boat promises

something for everyone.

It's an open smile on a friendly show.

Gopher, I want you to check with Mrs. Bradbury.

See if there's anything the ship can do to help out with last-minute details in

Skagway.

Right, sir. Right. Touch bases with the wine steward. I think they need more

champagne. Aye, aye.

Now, Mr.

Bower's home is a fair distance from town. Make sure you have adequate

transportation from the dock.

Right. Yes. And another thing, Gopher.

Hi. Hi.

Where are you going?

To the bridesmaid's dinner.

Oh, gee, I'm going to the bachelor dinner.

Too bad.

I bet you'd be fun to hang around with if you ever had the time.

Now, best behavior, do you?

Topher!

I'm lots of fun. I'm more fun than you can imagine.

Topher!

You just wait till I'm the captain and he's the purser.

Make his life hell.

Are you ready for your bachelor's dinner?

One last night with the boys?

I can hardly believe it.

Tomorrow my Dougie will be a married man.

What is it, Mom?

What's what, darling?

Come on, look, I know you. What's on your mind?

Oh, I don't know.

Sometimes I think I cheated you out of a father.

Maybe if I hadn't pushed him so hard, he wouldn't have become a... Well, maybe, I

mean, we might have... Why do you do that to yourself?

Why put yourself down like that?

Doug, I haven't always been so... Let me tell you what you've been.

I mean, you have been the guts and the backbone of this family.

You've handled every crisis.

And you've made it all an incredibly smooth ride for me.

And so I guess this might be just about as good a time as any to say thank you.

So thanks, Mom.

Oh, darling.

Thank you, sweetheart.

So, where is little Carol? Are we having the bridesmaid party without the bride?

Don't worry. She'll be here.

I guess it takes a long time to pull yourself together when all you're used

to wearing are jeans, right?

Sorry,

I'm late.

Oh, never mind. I'm sure no one noticed your breach of etiquette.

Natalie, why don't you just blow it out your ear?

It's obvious that there's no way you'll ever fit into the Bradbury family.

And that, folks, is what is known as a poor loser.

Yeah, I think so.

Don't worry about her.

I won't. I just hope this doesn't take too long. I'm meeting Doug out on the

deck after the bachelor party. Oh, a little last-minute hanky-panky in the

moonlight? If there is any moonlight.

If? Who cares?

Sunlight, moonlight.

Pinky Pinky works great in any weather.

Gentlemen,

a toast to Doug. To Doug.

From this day forward, smooth sailing, but no more cruising.

with me all over Juneau. And I tell you, Alicia, the scenery is absolutely

breathtaking. And the people are wonderful.

And Buddy is, is, is... Yeah, well, he's okay.

Don't tell me, Portia, the impervious is falling in love.

Oh, don't be silly.

I spent some time with Peter today at the glacier.

Goodness, Alicia.

Not you too.

I know. From a man with a lot of experience, you want a happy marriage,

you do everything your wife tells you. But on the second day... I

wonder what the guys are doing now.

Oh, probably ogling some blonde who just jumped out of a cake.

Terrific.

I think your son stood me up.

We were supposed to meet here.

It's his last night as a free man. I just hope he makes it to the altar.

He's a fool if he doesn't.

You're going to make a beautiful bride.

Thank you, Mr. Bradford.

You know, it's a shame.

In other circumstances, it could have been dad.

I know Doug wants you.

Won't you come to the wedding?

No, this is Alicia's show.

I don't want to get in the way.

I'm sorry.

It's all right.

Oh, Peter!

I've been looking everywhere for you.

I'm... I'd like you to come to the wedding.

Thank you.

Hi, Doug. I knew you'd come back eventually.

Doug?

It's okay.

I'll wait.

Doug?

Well, so much for bridesmaids and bachelors.

Yeah.

Wedding's tomorrow.

Portia, if I were 20 years younger... I'd be too old for you.

Oh, no,

I'm sorry.

What were you going to say?

Nothing.

Good night. Oh, good night.

Look, buddy, would you like to... I mean, we could...

What?

Oh, nothing.

I'll forget.

Good night.

Good night.

See you. Sure.

Oh, just as well.

Oh, nuts!

The Yukon train tour will depart from Fiestadeck, and for all wedding guests,

limousines will be waiting at Dockside.

Yes.

Okay, Doug, this is it. Let's go.

Come on.

What are you doing? You want to miss your own marriage?

Let's go.

Hello.

Oh, hello.

Looks like you're going to a wedding.

Well, so do you. I am?

I'm glad.

Oh, I'm sorry it took so long. We haven't flown in. Thank you.

I had a talk with Dr. Bricker.

Are you all right?

Oh, yes, yes. I hadn't quite run out.

Obviously, I never mentioned it to anyone.

No use having to worry about every little thing, you know?

What you have is no little thing.

If there's one thing I've learned in my life, it's the fact that everything is

as big as you make it.

This is insane.

I think you just set a new speed record for putting on a morning coat under the

influence of a hangover. Mark, are my shoes on the right piece? Your shoes are

fine. Oh, look. What? I got to talk to Carol. I forgot to see her last night.

All right. Mark, there you are. I've been looking everywhere for you. Mom,

I'm just going to go talk to Carol real quick. Darling, darling, you'll see

Carol at the altar.

No, but you don't understand. No, darling, look. She has enough to do

without you barging in, and besides, it's bad luck now. Come along.

Carol!

Well, I've heard of informal wedding gowns.

Mr. Bower's home is beautiful.

I can't imagine a more perfect place to get married.

Well, you'll have to wait your turn.

Doug and Carol have dibs.

Where's

Carol?

She ain't gonna be here.

You two got a heap of talk gotta do, and I'll get back to the ship, son.

I'm sorry.

There ain't going to be a wedding.

Carol changed her mind.

Oh, what a shame.

I'm aching for those two kids.

What?

in love with each other, they'll be back together again.

And if they're not really in love with each other, then it's for the best.

Still, it does seem a shame to let all this go to waste.

Yeah.

It would have been a hell of a wedding.

Yeah, I mean, I mean, you paid for the wedding. It just seems to me like there

should be one.

Yeah.

Well, I always... I always try to get the most for my money.

Makes sense.

You want it?

Why not?

is the commitment of love an affirmation of the most precious of emotions to

share these feelings is a joyous thing as you have vowed to cherish one another

i love you i'm not some romantic kid i i know when i'm in love and when

i'm not i'm in love jack you know you're not being very cooperative when

one dope says i love you the other dope is supposed to say i love you too i love

you too

You do.

Really?

No kidding.

No kidding.

By the authority vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife.

Let no man put asunder.

Now you may kiss the bride.

I'm sure that this is one of those stories that years from now is going to

seem really funny to our kids.

But right now, it sure doesn't feel that way.

Are we going to tell our kids how Natalie answered your phone this

morning?

What?

She was just waking up.

Oh, look, Carol.

Natalie jumped out of some cake at my bachelor party last night.

Hey, she must have gone back to my cabin or something.

Well, that explains everything.

Look, I passed out 30 seconds after I got back there last night.

And if anything happened between Natalie and me, oh, hey,

well, she must have, she must have...

Taking advantage of me.

I mean, I would have fought valiantly for my honor, of course.

I mean, you know that.

Poor Doug.

Seduced and abandoned, huh?

Yeah.

Carol, I love you.

I want you.

Not Natalie.

Just you.

You think we could go back to my room and talk about this some more?

Yeah.

You know, I don't know if you're dressed for it.

And just what did you have in mind, young fella?

Oh, I don't know.

Just don't plan on being out of your cabin for the next 12 hours.

I'm sure that Doug and Carol will work things out.

How can you be so sure?

Call me an optimist. Or maybe I'm just a romantic.

I think people who love each other should be together and not let anything

stand in the way.

After all, what's more important than love?

Thank you, Captain.

You're welcome.

For what?

I think you just optimistically romanticized us out of a cruise

director.

Okay, okay.

I'll have to deal with you. What?

On our 50th wedding anniversary, when we have our second marriage ceremony... Our

50th? Right.

I'll carry you down the hall. How about that?

You got a deal.

Buddy. Oh, Alicia. Oh, buddy, you've got to talk some sense into Carol.

Oh, Carol's got plenty of sense. One's in the family.

Can Carol and I get back to you?

We're kind of having a rehearsal for the honeymoon.

I mean the wedding.

You ought to go to Buddy and Portia's reception.

You go.

What's wrong?

Doug and Carol are fine. They're together.

They're together, but they're not married. So what?

Oh, Peter, oh, God.

I'm bankrupt.

What? All that money?

How? Through stupidity and greed.

I had to have more.

Always more.

Well, I'm sorry. I'm truly sorry.

It won't make any difference to Doug and Carol when they love each other.

Do you think Buddy Bowers wants his granddaughter married into a family of

paupers? Buddy Bowers couldn't care less.

Well, I care.

And he's not going to know.

Not until this wedding is accomplished.

Not until my son has the security of the Bowers' fortune behind him.

I see.

Well, you encouraged the right match.

But as usual, for all the wrong reasons.

Well.

Good morning and welcome to Glacier Bay.

home of 14 of the most active glaciers in the world.

The icebergs you see floating are pieces of the various glaciers that have

recently broken off.

Our first stop, beautiful Muir Glacier.

Doug, where did you disappear to last night? Have you seen Carol? What's going

on with you two? Look, I've seen her and... All right, you know you're an

absolute fool if you don't make up with her. You do know that, don't you?

Yeah, I know that. I know what happened last night. Natalie snuck into your

cabin and all that. Listen, I think if you just explain it to Carol, now she's

got to understand.

Marv, will you listen to me? Do you want me to talk to her? I'll talk to her. I'm

not going to let the two of you break up over some silly misunderstanding.

Excuse me.

Hi. Hi.

Maybe you better handle it yourself.

Does this mean the wedding's back on again?

I'd say the winning's back on again.

Last night was the most beautiful night of my life.

Mine too.

Hey, you guys, come over here and give us a big hug.

What do you think, Harold?

Oh, she's terrific.

I love it. What about marriage? Is this something you'd recommend or what?

Well, it's all right.

Try it. You'll like it.

Yeah, maybe we should try it. I bet I could probably round up the Reverend.

What do you think? That sounds good to me. Okay. Would you guys excuse us,

please? We're about to become Mr.

and Mrs. Bradbury.

I'll let you know when.

They finally came to their senses.

Like us.

Yeah!

Oh, Sandy!

Sandy, wait a minute. Hey, Sandy!

Sandy, hey, guess what?

I have some time off. I thought maybe we'd spend it together. Not now, Gopher.

I've got to go get dressed. There's going to be another wedding. Another

wedding? Gopher.

Well, there you are, sir. I've been looking all over for you. Good. There's

something I want you to do.

Of course there is.

Better dust off your party dress.

Hi. Hi.

I just saw Carol and the wedding's back on again.

Oh, I'm really glad.

Yeah, me too.

But I'll be glad when this thing's over.

Weddings really take it out on the guy, you know?

Oh, I'm looking forward to one more.

You decided to say yes to that guy in Sitka?

Yeah, that's great.

Really. You're the first person I've told.

Oh.

I'm sure you'll be very happy, considering, of course, that you are

settling for second best.

Oh, Marv.

Whoever gets you is going to be very lucky.

Why do girls always say that to me right before they marry somebody else?

Well, I didn't make a better husband than I ever was.

You know, Marv said that a lot of it was her fault.

She said that she pushed you into doing things you didn't want to do.

Now, that's true.

But she was under pressure from a lot of people.

When you're among the richest women in the country, you have to maintain a

certain image.

Look who's here.

Mother, can I ask you something?

Yes, darling, what?

Why didn't you just give all the money away?

You told him.

Oh, Doug, I am so sorry.

It won't exactly be bankruptcy.

More of a liquidation of assets.

So please, don't worry. I'll manage somehow, and you will be married to

Carol. Right. Wait a minute. Let me get this straight.

We're broke.

Well.

And I'll be married to Carol, living off her money.

My God.

We'll end up just like you and Dad.

Hey, Doug.

Doug, I found the Reverend, and I talked to him, and he's ready to marry us just

as soon as we are. And I saw Buddy and Portia in the hallway, and I told them.

Oh, I'm so excited.

We can't get married.

It just wouldn't work out.

Peter, I don't know what to do.

Just don't do anything.

Just let people be.

You're right, of course.

You've always been right.

I've tried so hard to control people.

I really made a mess out of your life, Doug's life, my life.

My life isn't a mess.

Doug's fine.

He's got a good head on his shoulders.

As for your life, just try it one day at a time as I do.

You'll have to teach me this method of yours.

Just imagine you've got six months to live.

I'd spend every minute with you.

There you are. It's all solved.

Don't be silly.

That takes care of six months.

But I expect to live a very long...

Peter.

No.

Oh, God.

Isn't there anything I can... Just one day at a time,

Alicia.

One day at a time.

Captain Stubing. Miss McCoy.

What are you doing up at 2 in the morning?

Well, I couldn't sleep, and there's something I want to tell you.

So it's true.

You are planning to leave us to get married.

Hey, try to keep a secret around here.

How does Jack feel about it?

I haven't told him yet.

You haven't even called?

Well, I did when we were in Skagway, but when he answered...

I got all confused and excited, and there were so many things I wanted to

tell him I couldn't tell him on the telephone, so... I pretended I had a

wrong number.

I don't know what's silly, but he's gonna be so excited when I surprise him.

You know, I can't imagine what it'll be like around here without you.

Neither can I.

Captain, I'll be sailing with you for the rest of the cruise, but... I just

wanted to tell you I'm gonna miss you.

I think I'd better be getting back to my work.

Yes, sir. Good night, and thank you, Captain.

Good night.

Good morning, and welcome to

Sitka, the earliest Russian settlement in Alaska.

At dockside, the authentic Russian folk dancers.

We hope you enjoy your day.

Julie, are you sure you're going to be able to find Jack's house? Because this

looks like a pretty confusing town.

Oh, I can ask directions.

Listen, maybe you'd rather come along with us and see the totem pole.

I guess not, huh? No. Julie, there's something I have to tell you. Yeah?

The Russian orphanage here in Sitka is the oldest existing building in Alaska.

Oh, you guys.

on the ship later on, it's not like I'm never going to see you again.

We know. We know.

Okay. Bye-bye. Have a good time. Bye. Julie, have fun. Good luck.

Bye.

Well, look who's here.

Hey, Annette.

Not going into Sitka?

No, I was sort of hoping for a handsome young man to take me.

Well, I'll tell you what. If I see him, I'll tell him you're looking for him.

You know I mean you, silly.

Doug.

Doug, is it obvious to everybody but you that you and Carol are just not meant to

be?

But there is somebody on this ship who's good for you.

And you don't have to look too far.

Natalie, you don't want me.

You could never live without all this.

Why should I have to?

Because we are busted.

All of Alicia's money.

Down the drain.

No more cruise ships.

No more jet airplanes.

From now on, it is the bus.

Still wanna go along?

What are you doing here?

Didn't you see the ship?

I see ships all the time, but you've never gotten off one before.

Oh, I wanted to call you, but I kept getting all tongue-tied every time I

picked up the phone.

Oh, Jack, I missed you so much.

I missed you, too.

Oh, it feels so good to touch you again.

Julia, I sort of... I sort of figured you had...

Forgotten about us. You stopped writing.

Oh, I know.

I got confused, but I'm not anymore.

Oh, Jack, I could never forget you.

Letting you and the girls out of my life was the biggest mistake I ever made.

Julie, we didn't know you were coming.

You know, for the longest time, I kept hoping you'd change your mind about

marrying me.

I kept thinking one day I'd get a letter saying you were on your way.

But your letters never said that, and then they stopped coming.

I finally stopped hoping, and then all that seemed to be left was a kind of

dull ache.

Oh, Jack, I'm so sorry.

And there was a great emptiness that had to be filled in my life, in the girls'

lives.

So when I met somebody who could fill that emptiness, I got married two months

ago, Julie.

Julie, I... No, no, no, it's all right. I'm all right. I'm really happy for you,

really.

The girls should be back soon. Do you want to... No, no.

No, I better be getting back.

Oh.

Give him my love, will you?

Julie.

I'm sorry.

I love you.

Oh, don't say that. What?

Alaska host. Oh, come on. Gopher?

Hello, sir.

Oh, how was Sitka?

Well, sir, you know Mr.

Alaska here, the man who knows everything there is to know about our

49th state.

The supreme authority on all things Alaskan.

I got lost.

We should lose that dumb book.

Attention! Here comes the bride to me.

Hey, I've seen tears of happiness before, but this is ridiculous.

He'll be okay, don't worry.

He married somebody else.

I'm just gonna have a real good cry, and then everything will be back to normal.

About how long does a good cry take?

I think a couple of weeks ought to do it.

Seems we both have lousy taste in men, huh?

And what's that supposed to mean?

You're probably the last to know.

Alicia is bankrupt.

I guess that makes Doug infinitely less interesting, wouldn't you say?

Ever the peasant?

Doug, I know about the money.

I guess you think you're being gallant or noble or something.

No, it's just practical.

I can be practical, too.

You know I hate all that money stuff.

The best years of my life were spent in a cabin in the middle of nowhere,

keeping house for Buddy and growing my own vegetables.

Carol.

That isn't valid.

You don't have to do that anymore.

Sure I do.

Even a crazy man like you needs fresh vegetables.

Why?

I heard and known.

I'm sorry.

It was all my own fault.

I set myself up for not the biggest fall ever attempted on dry land.

It really never occurred to me that he would... I just

assumed that he'd be there.

And I decided I was ready.

Damn, I wasn't gonna cry anymore.

Yeah.

You know, most girls spend their whole lives looking for that one special guy.

What do you do when you've found him?

But he picked somebody else.

It's all right, Julie.

It's all right.

Julie.

I really like you.

I mean, I really like you.

And, you see, I feel like we're pretty good friends, you know?

And I don't want to jeopardize that for a night of rebounding.

I can't believe this.

Under any other circumstances, I think they'd have to hose me down with liquid

helium to keep my hands off you.

Maybe right now you need a friend more than a lover.

Are friends allowed to hug?

Oh, it's mandatory.

Anytime.

I take you to live within love.

To believe in through adversity and trial.

To help you realize your full potential.

To create a lasting union based on mutual respect.

I take you to make my life whole by the authority vested in me I now pronounce

you man and wife you may kiss the bride

This is really one cruise I hate to see end.

It's not an end, Captain.

It's a beginning.

Every day is a beginning, Merrill.

Whether you have one or a thousand.

I hope you have a thousand.

One at a time, Captain.

One at a time.

Hi. Okay, Gopher, this is your last chance.

Now, look, you ask one of them out to dinner, and I'll ask the other one.

Yeah, but, Doc, I still don't know which one to choose.

But you better make up your mind quick.

Okay, I'll take Nancy.

No, wait, Sandy.

No, wait a minute. Nancy, I'll take... Gopher!

All right, okay.

I'm going to take Sandy.

I'll take Sandy.

Okay. I'll take Nancy. Okay.

Excuse me. How are you? You are so cute. Hi.

Oh. I tell you, we have some waves out there you wouldn't believe.

Hi.

Sandy, I'm off duty, and I have the rest of the weekend free, so I thought that

you and I... I wish I could stay and talk to you, Gopher, but my husband is

coming to pick me up.

Oh, there he is.

Hey, Gopher, what are you doing this evening?

Killing myself.

Well, hey, maybe you'd rather catch up on some reading instead. There's really

some interesting stuff in this book, man.

care of yourself.

I will. It's going to take me some time.

Yeah, I know.

Just remember, if anyone gives you a hard time, just call on Big Brother

here.

Yeah, if you ever need a sister. You'll have to take your place at the back of

the line like everybody else.

Bye,

Julie.

Bye.

Yes, sir. This telegram came for you.

Oh, thank you, sir.

You're welcome.

I cannot convey my feelings in ten words or less.

I hope somehow you'll understand.

I married a wonderful woman.

We're happy and the girls love her as much as I do.

But if it makes any difference at this point...

None of us ever stopped loving Julie McCoy.