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Samus Aran has finally returned after her two months disappearance.

She was spotted emerging from the passenger seat of a very luxurious vehicle.

Fans and attendees were in shock at the 50th Galactic Arms Convention this afternoon,

where the founder and CEO of Arsenal Enterprise came out from the driver's side of the vehicle.

The media is going absolutely nuts!

And if you don't know why, or if you've been living under a giant rock planet,

we are going to play a voice clip from the 45th Galactic Arms Convention.

Here, take a listen.

You know what? I'll go ahead and answer that question.

So, at this point, I've used every weapon from the top manufacturers.

One thing I don't really understand is how Arsenal Enterprise is still around.

Their... weapons are so cheap and mass-produced.

This is how intergalactic terrorists get their hands on them in the first place.

But... it's also the same reason why most terrorist factions are not around anymore.

So, if you're ever out there using some A.E. weaponry,

you might as well just charge into the enemy.

You'd be contributing more to the battle, I mean.

I can't believe that stupid mouth of yours almost put me out of business.

You even wiped out my entire clientele.

You stupid bitch.

But that's alright. Your speech was great today.

I was entirely nervous for mine.

But I gotta say, that stupid mouth of yours also does wonders.

It oughta put Arsenal Enterprise back on track.

I'll have to get back to it.

I'll have to get back to it.

I'll have to get back to it.

Hell, the Director will probably have my head if Arsenal Enterprise doesn't get back on its feet.

But, uh... fuck it.

The price for this bitch's head was so...

The price for this bitch's head was so...

It's okay, baby. Take your time.

My body can hold this pose for days.

Come here.

Yeah... uh-huh.

Play that pussy like an instrument.

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

That's it. Hit those notes nice and fucking wet.

Where was this all my life?

Should've hooked up with you way before.

Never should've said those things.

Never should've said those things.

Never should've said those things.

Never should've said those things.

Uh...

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Stream Periperal

Yes.

Free right now.

I'll leave you to it.

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Make me fall in love.

Right there.

Right there.

As their newfound love caused the bounty hunter to have a change of heart for Arsenal Enterprise,

we asked the attendees at the convention their thoughts on the matter.

You couldn't even afford her, Price.

Oh, boy.

Yeah.

We want to see those numbers go up.

One very lucky winner gets to keep this.

Right here.

Fuck.

That's it, baby.

So keep buying.

Keep spending.

Play with them all you like.

My big oily tits are all yours.

Oh, man.

I don't think she's ready for the money.

I really don't.

I mean, she could be, but I know what I saw.

She snuck into the bathroom, stopped with the CEO, got on before his big speech, and I think that she's in love.

As her fans and her simps, we should just support her decision.

Samus, it's me.

Why him?

What did they do to you?

Why?

Why?

When you and I were together, not once did you give my family's weapon crafting any public praise.

God, let go of me.

They've always wanted her, but they couldn't.

See, she was mine.

All mine.

So they took her.

They brainwashed my smoking hot girlfriend.

Making her into some obedient fuck puppet for those rich...

This your phone, baby?

Here.

How about something to remember me by?

My body looks so good with a cock inside.

Let me get you some of these tits.

You ain't got time, kid.

Hope you knew I didn't.

Look.

I'm home again.

Stay home.

And you can stay home.

Stay home, Ramjo.

No.

Stay home.

Be careful.

And you're in tow.

Stay home.

I wound up destroyin' you.

Fuck y'all.

Time for aizizism.

Three.

Four.

Five.

Six.

Seven.

Eight.

X.

X.

X.

Thank you.

Where am I?

Why am I trying to protect this fat piece of shit?

No, these posters.

Is that me?

I remember being betrayed, being captured.

I don't know what the Federation did.

But boy, I remember.

Boy.

Why does my body feel so good?

I await the next client, Ringmaster.

No.

Before we head to the Grand Majestic,

the Director of the Federation has given you a vital mission.

You are to assist and offer any information.

On the capture target.

Am I understood, Bounty Hunter?

I understand completely, Ringmaster.

This Bounty Hunter serves the light.

Bounty Hunter.

If Sans is something else,

it wasn't really your act, was it?

If it was,

man, poor guy.

I almost feel bad for him.

If my gorgeous blonde girlfriend

with massive jugs,

a fat, juicy ass,

and a torso that holds a hot set of abs

were brainwashed into this,

this unbreathable, mindless slut,

I'd be pissed off too.

Thank you for watching, and keep playing!

Fする Thanks for this important link!

Use the Holy Cross for Work.

I do need a break.

Frederick?

Is that Jack St fiNKY.

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