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A lifetime of experimentation capped in one small vial.

Now to the final step.

The infusion of energy.

power of the universe mine it must work a test i

must test it

Quoth the raven, nevermore.

I've done it, created the means to destroy matter.

They must all know, know that I, Baron von Frankenstein, master

of the secret of creation, have now mastered the secret of destruction.

The invitations must be sent at once.

Oh, what a fine party we'll have when they all arrive.

Eh, my boy?

You. A strange tune.

Tell me, baby, tell me, tell me, please.

You made a date with the devil, not me. If you know my

fate, honey, you'll never be with me.

The cold night brings out the creature.

Well, take it out of my pay, Mr. Cronkite.

Pay? What pay?

You have two more months to work for me for nothing before you're even as it is.

Now, what are you doing in the pharmacy department in the first place?

Need I remind you that this is a drugstore?

There are people waiting at the lunch counter.

Someone is browsing through the paperback books.

We've got a whole rack full of those feeble fetches to unload, and you're

wasting your time in the pharmacy. What am I not paying you for, Felix?

I'm sorry, Mr. Cronkite.

What would you like me to do first?

First? Wait on the people.

Mailman!

These are for you, Mr. Cronkite. And here's one for you, Felix.

It has a real fancy stamp on it.

Let's see.

Invited to... Oh, boy.

Convention. Big gathering of notables.

Oh, golly, wow.

Felix, stop your mumbling and tell us what the letter's all about.

Well, I'm invited to an island in the Caribbean to take part in a scientific

first, a new discovery.

You?

A mental last to a scientific first?

I've seen postcards of them Caribbean islands. Lots of sun, white beaches,

palm trees, swimming pools, and them big fancy hotels.

Really? Tennis courts, pretty girls. Really?

Mr. Cronkite, the convention is on the 13th. Can I have this week off to get

there and back?

Aha! I was wondering when you'd ask that.

You're not doing... for a vacation yet. But I haven't had one in three years.

Plays, Mr. Cronkite?

If you leave, who'll make the coffee, wash the dishes, mind the store?

Plays, Mr. Cronkite.

Pretty plays.

That's what happens when I get excited.

Enough, enough, enough. Go, go, go.

But it's not your vacation.

It's mine.

Thanks, Mr. Cronkite. I sure appreciate it.

I'm sorry, Mr. Cronkite. I'll make it up to you.

Go, go, go. Get out before you wreck the whole floor.

You think Felix will get there by the 13th?

watching again, Fang?

Do you forget the last time you had a roving eye? I kept it in a jar

for a week.

That you'd play a different game cause you're different.

You're different. I don't know whether to complain, but you're driving me.

Candy cane, yes, you're different.

Different. Like a snowy day in June, like a new...

Like a new Brazilian tune. Yeah, yeah. You're different.

You're different. And you know that's what I like

about you.

Come

in.

Good morning, Doctor.

I've brought you your mail.

Thank you, my dear.

Oh, you know, seeing you every day gives me a great deal of pleasure.

If I must say so myself, you are a masterpiece.

Why, Dr.

Frankenstein, we've received replies from almost all you invited.

Dracula, werewolf, Dr. Jekyll, the hunchback, creature.

But we haven't received a reply from... from... it.

Well, I should hope that we don't. You see, it wasn't invited.

Oh? It was a crushing bore at our last convention.

It kept walking around, crushing bores, wild bores in its hands.

Very frankly, Francesca, it disgusts even me.

I see.

Doctor, we also received a very strange letter from someone who says he's

arriving on the 13th.

A Felix Flanken?

He's coming?

Oh, that is good news.

What else does he write?

Looking forward to meeting all those fun people at your resort.

Resort? Fun people?

He doesn't mean Dracula and the werewolf, surely?

Yes, yes, go on, go on. Can hardly wait to dip into the pool in the front of

your resort and lie on your beautiful beach.

Doctor, does he know about the crocodiles in the lagoon and the

quicksand on the beach?

Who...

Or what is this Flanken? Oh, don't be alarmed, my dear.

Felix Flanken is a mere human and is unaware of the nature of our little

gathering. But he also happens to be my nephew.

Your nephew?

I thought you had no living relatives.

Felix is the child of my youngest sister.

She turned out to be the white sheep of the family.

Oh, too bad. She had a great flair for witchcraft.

But then she met this traveling medicine man, Chuck Flanken, in Transylvania.

And she eloped with him and went to the United States to live.

They're both gone now, but their son, Felix, is my only relative and heir.

But why are you inviting him to this convention?

Because, my dear, I'm retiring.

Yes? Oh, don't look so unbelieving.

I've grown a little tired of this horror business.

doing bad for others and very rarely getting any bad in return.

And now that I've mastered my greatest discovery, I'd like to retire while I'm

on top.

I shall turn over all my secrets to Felix, including my last great one, and

then present him to the convention as my successor.

One o'clock.

Our other friends should be traveling on their way to the island right about now.

I'll still have to see to their accommodations.

You tidy up in here.

Oh, I do hope you'll like Felix Flanken when you meet him. I want you two to be

friends.

Felix Flanken.

Like him?

I'll love him to pieces.

Did we pick up any passengers on this stop, Captain?

Not yet.

Our only passenger is still that funny guy from London. What's his name?

Dr.

Jekyll. Dr. Jekyll?

That's odd. He told me his name was Mr. Eyed. Oh, what's the difference? He paid

his fare.

Get this loaded aboard the ship.

Oh, Captain, the crew jumped ship. What? No crew?

Well, I did say hi to a few lads last night.

but they're still in the owl sleep that off hey what look at this what the toy

brought in what's that mate you want to sign

the board for passage to the isle of evil well

we just may have room for another and on board but we're not going to the isle of

evil get this loaded aboard the ship

He's as strong as 50 men.

And as ugly as any I've ever seen.

How do you do, gentlemen?

Could you tell me the fare to the Isle of Evil?

Another one?

We don't usually stop at the Isle of... That'll be a hundred bucks.

And with your fancy cape and tuxedo and all, I think you could afford it.

Considering the dilapidated condition of my wallet, I mean, your ship, I think I

had better fly.

My eyes are playing tricks on me.

Did you see what I think I saw, Captain?

If I saw what you think you saw, I'd say we were both going batty.

Pardon me, gentlemen, but does this pickled herring stop at the Isle of

Evil? Blimey, it's another one of them.

We'll stop.

Don't worry.

We'll do what you want.

No charge for you. Be my guest, but please, none of your surprises.

Golly, what's the matter with those two?

Haven't they ever seen a tourist before?

The captain said I could have any cabin I wanted.

Let me see.

Southern exposure would be nice.

Oh, excuse me, sir.

Sir? Ma'am?

I'm terribly sorry, but I can't say a thing without my glasses.

Oh, let me help you with your fur piece.

Madam, I'm terribly sorry. I hope I didn't offend you.

Don't go!

I can't stand a woman crying.

I'll have to get an extra pair of glasses out of my luggage.

Oh, I'm sorry, but I lost my glasses and can't see a thing.

I've heard that one before.

Go below, mate, and invite our passengers to dine with me.

Oh, you sure you want to do that, Cap? Go on.

Sorry wrong cabin

Why

did

I ever decide to go to see

If you've ever moved, move like you've never moved before.

Jekyll's my name. Dr.

Jekyll. Felix Flanken. I'm a pharmacist.

I have a little elixir that keeps me feeling in wonderful metal.

To your good health.

Dr. Jekyll, are you all right?

My goodness, you look awful.

Are you sure you're not seasick, Dr. Jekyll?

I think... Hide.

Hide.

Hide.

Hide?

You want me to hide?

Well, if you want to play games, you must be feeling better.

But you certainly don't look it.

Okay, I'll hide, and you see if you can find me.

12 midnight?

Well, if Dr.

Jekyll doesn't find me soon, I think I'll go to my cabin and to bed.

you'll discover who was the original Batman.

My, but it's getting chilly.

You have been given important assignments to carry out, and I expect

each one of you to do his job.

I want each of you to stay calm and collected no matter what emergency

arises. And I don't want to see anyone losing his head.

I take it yours wasn't hooked on.

All right, Yetch. Pick it up. Pick it up.

Don't know if you're coming or going, do you, Yetch? I'm so excited, Doctor.

I haven't seen all of our old friends in years.

I get so nervous and excited and nervous and... Let's try not

to go to pieces yet.

Doctor, a group of the convention party has just arrived.

Good. Thank you, Francesca.

Everyone to his post.

We must make certain that it does not get onto the island.

To your checkpoints!

Oh, Francesca, you beautiful, adorable, lovable creature.

How much I've wanted to touch you. Take your hands away from me.

You creep. She noticed me. For the first

time, she noticed me. She told me to creep.

I hear her voice, so soft, so sweet when I'm awake or when I sleep.

It makes me burn with passion's heat to hear her say,

you creep.

What's the matter with you zombies?

Don't just stand there like Union gravediggers.

Dr. Frankenstein wants you to patrol the island.

Stop behaving like a bunch of ghosts.

Get into your planes.

Contact!

One of these days I'll have to talk to Dr. Frankenstein about getting new

airplanes.

Contact again!

I wish Dr.

Frankenstein hadn't grounded me.

Someday I hope he'll let me fly again.

Oh, well, we can't have everything.

I should be happy that I still have my sickness.

Do you really think that It would dare to come here uninvited?

I don't know.

It is capable of anything.

Oh, you gorgeous, tantalizing creation.

Cheek, you poor invention of a man, you.

Here come the lovebirds.

Speak kindly to them, Francesca.

Remember that we are all one happy family here.

Oh, my dear, you look just ghastly.

Oh, doctor.

Oh, brother.

You arrive just in time. Our guests will be here at any moment.

My dear Baron, how nice to see you again.

My dear Count, so glad that you could come.

And how is our monster and his charming companion?

Madame, I must say, you look the picture of decadence.

Don't kiss.

You always leave marks.

My apologies.

And of course, Francesca, you know you have always been my type.

Oh, negative, isn't it?

Ah, werewolf.

Delighted you're here, were.

Wolfie, you old dog.

This convention is going to be a howling success.

See, I told you.

Manicure, baby.

Look, here comes the invisible man.

How can you tell?

Invisible man, how do you do?

You are looking well, I think.

I am well, Count. And you?

Invisible man, how do you do?

I wonder how he got his invitation.

He has an unlisted doom.

Didn't I see him at the Transylvania Garden in the main event?

The hunchback of Notre Dame ain't a boxer.

Afraid it'll ruin his looks, huh?

Dr. Jekyll. Oh, good show, Dr. Frankenstein.

And where is Mr.

Hyde?

Good show, Dr.

Frankenstein.

Whatever he's drinking, I'll have it with ginger.

You're Don Juan.

I Don Juan to look at.

I love your eyes. I love your chin.

I love the shape they put you in.

And when I get to feel your touch, I ache for you so very

much. This chopped liver smells fishy.

It's not the chopped liver, Count. It's the pickled salmon.

I'm the world's best chef.

Maestro. Hey, yetch, what are you doing in my kitchen, huh?

You are no good snacking at the grass. You're a dirty swine. You're a ugly rat.

Oh, thank you for those kind words.

I hope I can live up to them.

This yetch, he's a little bit of a nut.

Keep your hands out of my salad before I throw you out of my kitchen.

What are you doing in here anyway, huh?

Dr. Frankenstein asked me to check on how the preparations for the feast were

progressing and what the menu would be.

First, we have this salad.

Here, have a taste.

Delicious.

What kind is it?

It's my own chef's. salad.

The Mafia Machiavelli special.

I make it with poison ivy, tortoise tools, and poison berries.

It's good, no?

I got three kinds of dressings that I go with.

Arsenic, cyanide, and this one, you get a big bang out of it.

What is it?

Nitroglycerine.

I make a joke, you know?

Then we have the antipasto.

Black widows pickled in their own poison. They smoke the lizards and the

snakes and marinate the mice.

It dries them.

Oh, it looks so good.

How do you do it?

It's nothing.

Just a pinch of this, a pinch of that. A pinch of this, a pinch of that.

Ouch. Stop already with the pinching.

Sorry about that yet.

And that's the soup.

Octopus soup.

Octopus soup.

You mean real octopus soup?

What, do you think I'm kidding?

Help! Help!

Let me down!

Si, it's real octopus soup.

It's very strong.

Hurry up, and together your fingers are back in the pot.

And for the main course, I make boar's head, roast

vulture, and the mince hyena casserole.

Here, you've got to try the hyena casserole.

It's terrific, no?

No. There is something missing.

What?

Something missing?

The casserole of me, Mafia Machiavelli? The greatest chef ever? Something

missing?

Mafia, calm yourself. Chef, please, simmer down.

I bust your head.

I broke your nose.

I squeeze out of your eyes.

Get out of my kitchen!

I think I better tell Dr.

Frankenstein that dinner is ready.

As your leader, I have called you from the four corners of the earth to witness

my greatest and latest discovery.

I have the secret to the formula which can completely destroy all matter.

A few drops from this vial can dematerialize anything,

anybody, any place.

I'd give my eye teeth to possess that secret.

What about you, Wolfie?

I can make the doctor's secrets mine before he bestows them on that...

Felix Flanken.

And I can use Dracula to help me. Baby, Francesca is up to something with

that Dracula.

They both bear watching.

Besides, it's her own fault for thinking so loud.

I also wish to tell you that I am resigning as your leader.

Tomorrow night, I shall name my successor and turn over all my secrets,

including my latest, to him.

Who is more evil, treacherous, or sneaky than me?

I am his logical successor.

Now, if there was only something I could do to be sure of that.

Who could be closer to Dr.

Frankenstein than me and Fang?

Why, he created us.

Francesca. I'll see to it that she's not his successor.

The night is still young. Enjoy yourselves. Have a frightful time, and I

shall see you all tomorrow.

Well, I leave you now in the capable hands of Little Tibia and the Phibians.

Dance.

Talk to you alone, out on the balcony.

Excuse me, Wolfie. Well, I think romance is calling.

Ah,

yes, my dear.

Now that we are alone, what will it be? A quick nip on the ear?

A playful bite on the neck?

I can't. I'm afraid you've been drinking.

Not nearly enough.

what I like to drink best of all.

Come, let me kiss you.

Women have died for one of my kisses.

I'm terrific.

Stop this foolishness. You're as bad as that zombie, Yetch.

Besides, I'm not interested in that sort of thing.

I want to talk to you about Dr.

Frankenstein's secrets.

Ah, yes?

I know who will be the doctor's successor.

And why are you telling me all about this?

Because you're not the one.

I'm crushed.

And neither am I.

Don't tell me it's that flea-bitten werewolf. No.

Not old Ghostface the Mummy.

No.

It's that overgrown goon, the monster.

No.

It's no one you know.

Well, then who?

First we make a deal.

If you will get rid of this would-be successor.

Then, as his rightful heir, I will be given the doctor's secrets.

And I shall share them with you.

Why, of course.

A half a loaf is better than two in the bushes.

Or something like that.

Then I shall get rid of you and have all the secrets to myself.

Then it's a bargain.

A bargain!

Because...

successor the doctor's nephew felix flanken this flinken flunky

whatever he calls himself what kind of a monster is he a ghoul a demon a spook or

a human they're the worst kind he must be done away with

the monster's mate

she must have been hiding behind the drapes while we were out on the balcony

Then she heard everything.

Easy now, darlings.

What are you going to do?

I didn't hear anything.

Do not be afraid. One quick bite and it shall all be... Just watch where you

grab. Remember, I'm a count.

Aha!

Don't cut out now.

Just when the tables have turned.

Who said the tables have turned?

Stop acting so impetuously. You're wrinkling my cape. This is a ranted

tuxedo.

Well, there's only one thing to do when you're in such a predicament.

Well, that is a monster.

You're nothing but as a fruit salad.

You look a little uncomfortable out of water.

Hope this makes you feel more at home.

No wonder you're invisible.

You're ugly and revolting and disgusting.

When I get old, I'll have a two-legged herring. I'll make them into chopped

herring.

what a fright best monster rally i ever attended ha ha ha closed your

head here wait till you see what your mess said

Punch anyone?

Say, it's raining.

It's the creature's doing.

I'll fix that.

I will.

You'll never sleep tonight.

Well,

that ought to do the trick.

No.

Oh, goodbye.

Oh, goodbye, Captain. Thanks for everything.

I wonder why the captain wouldn't dock his ship.

He seemed nervous and acted funny most of the trip.

And those sailors, boy, are they lazy.

Imagine not wanting to row to the island.

Everyone must have had himself quite a time last night.

There was nothing but a huge pile of leftovers in the dining room. I wonder

who it was.

This will be the best convention we've ever had.

Without it to spoil the fun, and with my nephew present, this will truly be a

momentous event.

Ah, there's my nephew in that rowboat.

Felix! Felix, my boy!

Wave, Francesca, wave. Make him feel welcome.

Uncle Boris!

Well, here I am.

Felix, so good to see you.

Let me help you ground the boat.

Please, Uncle.

Let me do it myself.

Give me a hand, Felix.

I don't know how I trip, but... I think you two should greet each other

on dry land.

Thank you, Francesca.

Felix, Francesca, my secretary.

Hello, and thanks for the help in the water.

I don't know what happened. I just slept and... Let's get into some dry clothes,

Felix. Then we'll have a chance to chat and get acquainted.

My motor launch is in the cove under those rocks. It'll take us right into my

castle.

Felix, Yetch will take your bags and see you to your room.

Change you to some dry clothes and then Francesca will show you around the

island. We'll have plenty of time to talk later.

Well, that's fine with me, Uncle Boris.

I'm anxious to learn of the scientific first you wrote about.

Did anyone see you come here?

Not at all. And we do not have to worry about the monster or his mate for a

while. She's still recuperating from last night's celebration.

May I say that your left hook is sensational?

Forget last night.

Flanken is here.

And I don't think we'll have too much trouble eliminating him as the Doctor's

successor.

I'm taking him on a picnic tour this afternoon.

Now, this is the way we'll be going.

There are three good places for an ambush.

The first one is just about the...

Well,

it's nice of you to show me around like this, Francesca.

Well, the grounds are lovely.

Such unusual flora and fauna. Yes, I know what you mean.

You like it and it likes you.

Hey, boy. Hey.

Oh, there, there, boy.

Oh, nice fella.

All right, go fetch, boy.

There's a good boy.

That's not a good boy.

That was a werewolf.

Weren't you frightened?

Frightened? No.

I've got a way with pets.

Yes.

Oh, dear.

Well, this poor sick fellow seems to be in trouble.

His bandages are falling off. Maybe I can help. I was top man in the first aid

in my Boy Scout troop.

There you are.

Remind me never to sprain my ankle when you're around.

Call me if you want the dressing change.

Insects? That's a good thing I came prepared with my insect repellent.

Yeah.

Um, why don't we stop right here and have our picnic under this tree?

Well, that's fine with me. What kind of sandwich would you like?

Have you got a watercress on wheat?

Or better still, a parsley on pumpernickel is very healthy.

Right. Why don't you look in the basket and see what you like?

What's this?

Cheese!

Oh, but with mayo. I don't like mayo.

But what's this?

Cheese without mayo!

Oh, but it's on wheat toast.

What's this?

Oh,

maybe then.

Now, ordinarily, I like cheese on wheat like this, but I like it wrapped in wax

paper. I must have my food absolutely sanitary.

Well, I'm not really hungry.

Why don't we just lie here?

me to introduce myself.

I am Count Dracula.

Right this way, Felix.

You certainly have an interesting castle, Uncle Boris.

What's this?

And those?

For the youthful folly.

Wilbur and Orville spent a holiday here with me. Wilbur and Orville Wright?

Wilbur and Orville von Frankenstein.

Your uncle's feelings.

Oh, I didn't know.

Well, do you fly them, uncle?

Oh, not for years now.

Ah, but we did have gay times, frightening the cruise ships passing the

island. But come this way.

This is the laboratory where I've spent most of my life and made most of my

discoveries.

Those experiments brought me a great deal of joy.

Being a man of science, you understand.

Oh, of course.

What you say, Uncle, I'm a pharmacist.

Ah, then you must have conducted experiments of your own.

Oh, yes.

My fudge quadruple multi-flavored decor a la mode was a wild experiment.

Mr. Cronkite turned green after he ate it.

Yes, of course.

Well,

hmm. Well, after I retire, you'll have all the time to experiment that you

want. After you retire?

Yes, my boy.

I'm turning over to you my secrets and discoveries, the entire business.

Oh, but, Uncle, I already have a job, and I don't know anything about your

business. Oh, don't worry, Felix.

My younger sister was your mother.

Frankenstein blood flows through your veins.

You'll do just fine.

I don't know, Uncle.

Oh, just what is your business?

I am the head of the worldwide organization of monsters.

Monsters? I thought you said monsters.

Yes, monsters, you know.

Witches, warlocks, demons, ghouls, zombies, creatures, vampires,

monsters.

Uncle, I may have the blood for the job, but I sure don't have a stomach for it.

I know, my boy, but consider this.

You gotta stay one step ahead.

Stay one step ahead.

Tune in to what's happening and stay one step ahead.

When they tell you read page one, read three more and you'll find that the very

next day when you are done, the group is way behind.

You gotta stay one step ahead.

Stay one step ahead.

Tune in to what's happening, boy, and stay one step ahead.

Why not keep it to yourself?

Stay away from the pack. When you're ready to fly, they'll start to cry and

wish they had the knack. You gotta stay one step ahead.

Stay one step ahead.

Tune in to what's happening, boy, and stay one step ahead.

You gotta get up from that bed and start... A little ahead, or some other

bright guy will steal the pie.

Come on, boy, use your head.

You gotta stay one step ahead.

Stay one step ahead.

Listen to what's happening, boy, and stay one step ahead.

Keep your head out of the sand.

Pick the apple that's ripe, or the very next day it's going to fall in someone

else's hand.

You gotta stay one step ahead.

Stay one step ahead.

Ah, yes, I was young once myself.

I know there are more glamorous occupations in the world, but remember,

this is a family business.

There's a tradition to uphold.

You may not like it at first, but after you've worked at it a while, I'm sure

you'll grow to love it as I have. Really, Uncle?

Well, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I would like to think it over.

Of course, I understand.

I just want you to remember that as head of the monsters, you have tremendous

power.

And with my secrets, you will be able to do things you never dreamed possible.

I'll remember.

Is there any place on the island where I can fish?

I do my best thinking when I'm fishing. Surely. The moat around the castle has

plenty of fish.

Think over what I've offered you, my boy.

Think it over carefully.

I'm sure you'll reach the right decision.

Me, head of all the monsters in the world?

Three

chances.

Three. You had three chances to get Flanken and you blew them all.

The great Count Dracula.

I'm worried.

If you can't carry out your end of the bargain, why should I keep mine?

I'm sure that someone else is... Now, forget that.

I told you I would get him.

And what makes you so sure that you will get the doctor's secrets?

Come here, come here.

Francesca, what's she doing here?

We had an appointment.

A double cross.

What did you expect?

The Red Cross?

should we share the secrets with you? If you're not around, the monster will get

them, and we'll make much better partners for Dracula.

Better partners?

Not around.

We can't let her go, babies.

She'll go straight to Dr.

Frankenstein. You can't outsmart me.

You'll never get... How did that happen? She escaped.

What are we going to do now?

We must stop her before she tells the Baron, or he'll turn us into erector

sets.

Thought they could get rid of me, did they?

They didn't know about the secret passage.

I'll show them.

I'll show the Baron, too.

They all betrayed me.

But now I shall have my revenge.

Up, my pets.

I need one of you to fly on a very special mission for me.

Fly, my lovely.

Go swiftly and take my message.

They'll all soon see that I'm not to be taken lightly.

Gosh.

Felix Flanken, chairman of the Board of Monsters Incorporated.

I can't do it. I just can't do it.

Oh, I could never face that ward of directors.

I'll have to tell Uncle Boris.

Well, I'll tell him that my allergies prevent me from undertaking, I mean,

accepting the position.

Oh, but he won't like it.

And maybe I can talk him out of retiring.

I think you're making a big mistake running out like this.

Well, until you get a better idea.

Right now, I think I'll take a coffin break.

If we stay together, we can still stop Francesca.

That's it.

Why don't we go down the trap door?

Maybe she's still at the other end.

That's not a bad idea.

If I knew what was at the other end of that trap door.

You'll find out in a minute. Fang, see to it that the Count enjoys his trip.

Now, just a second. Remember,

I'm a Count.

If I can only find the

doctor's formula for destroying matter, I can rule all the others.

Francesca, I thought it rather rude of you to leave us without saying goodbye.

Don't any of you come near me?

Stop behaving like the Statue of Liberty. Put that torch down.

Yes, we can still make a deal. Make a deal with you?

Not as long as I've got wolf's bane for you, vampire, and a torch for you,

monster. Is it a torch for a vampire and wolf's bane for a monster? A wolf's bane

for a werewolf and a torch for a vampire.

No, it's a stake through the heart for a vampire and a silver bullet for a

monster. I'll take the torch.

You'll get the wolf's pain.

I told you, you'd never get me.

But all of you will soon be getting yours.

Can't you do anything right, you butterfingers?

You'll never get away.

Ooh, that's smart.

I wouldn't worry too much about her.

The crocodiles in the lagoon should finish our job.

It's

you,

Felix. Fr-Fr-Francesco.

Flanken has just rescued Francesca from the moat. They look like they're going

to do the ballet from Swamp Lake.

I knew I should have finished packing my coffin.

Don't panic again, babies.

Let's call all the monsters together and have them help us get Francesca and this

Flanken. Everything was fine until you came to this island. Now you've...

Oh, Francesca, I'm sorry. I didn't know.

Francesca, Francesca. Oh, the shock.

You're hysterical. Calm down.

I hate to do this.

Oh. I'm sorry about that.

Oh, Felix.

You're not mad?

Oh, Felix.

I think you're still hysterical.

Oh, Felix.

You're wonderful.

I've been such a fool.

Francesca, does your head feel lighter than air?

Yes. Does your throat feel parched and do you sort of tingle all over?

Oh, yes, yes, Felix.

Then you must have allergies, too.

Here, try some of my pills.

Oh, Felix, darling.

There never was a love...

Felix, darling, we've got to get off this island in a hurry. Why?

What's the matter? Dracula and the monster are out to get you and me

because your uncle wants you to succeed him. Well, I've thought about that, and

I just can't do it.

Whether my uncle likes it or not, I'll just tell them that. They won't listen

to you or your uncle now.

They've already gone too far.

Besides... Something much more horrible and deadly will be threatening this

island soon. What?

Never mind.

We've got to leave here now.

Without even saying goodbye to anyone?

Felix, I have a boat hidden at the other end of the island to help us escape.

You must come now.

Oh, what have I done?

And so I say, brother monsters, unless we can stop Felix

Flanken from succeeding the Baron,

Why don't we just go to Baron von Frankenstein and tell him how we feel?

to do this to Baron von Frankenstein.

We must remain loyal to him. He was always around when we needed him.

Now, when he needs us... He was around when you needed him. When you needed a

girlfriend and he just made one. Did he give it to you?

Well, no, but... And what about Francesca? He could have given her to

you, but did he?

himself yet when we all knew she should have been yours you

deserved her yet but she is his his not yours

i want to take my back all right babies it's you

manny namas uni mouse uni nuni you mean nanny it's a hundred percent

Let's stop for a minute.

I have to catch my breath.

I'm pretty tired myself, but I don't think anyone is following us yet.

They'll be catching up with us soon enough.

Oh, if Mr. Cronkite could see me now, I wonder what he'd say.

I've gotten you close.

Harry, it's getting tighter.

I'm free.

Felix, you saved my life again.

Don't thank me, but thank my pills.

Don't thank my pills, thank me.

Start moving again time is running against us

How

much further do we have to go before we get out of this jungle Maybe another

hour or so.

It's the werewolf.

They've picked up our trail. We can't rest here any longer.

Huh?

I can't take another step.

I must rest.

I wasn't made for this kind of activity.

Go on without me, Felix. Just leave me something to read.

There's a boat with provisions in it hidden near the edge of the beach.

I'm not leaving you.

I'll carry you out of the jungle.

Say, you're heavier than I thought.

I wanted you to know I'm no easy pickup.

Maybe I could make a sling out of some vines.

That way I'll be able to move you.

Groovy, but hurry, will you?

Don't go away now.

Put her down, you dirty dog.

Say, fighting's not fair.

Put up your fists and fight like a man.

Attack. Kill.

Nice day, isn't it? You are now our prisoner.

Bless you. Well, thank you. It's an allergy.

You have it.

Have what?

The barren, sacred formula that can destroy matter. I do?

me to francesca move or i'll let you have it aha

frozen with fear are you you didn't realize the rapier keen silken smooth

felix flanken could be so rough and tough and hard and strong and manly and

virile and and weak timid and petrified

Bye.

to have ignored me and to have gone with that flanken.

Now, at long last, you are mine, Francesca.

Yet you, wretch, don't touch me.

Touch you?

At long last, I am going to kiss you.

Oy vey, that Francesca is something.

She can fly.

Must get to Francesca.

No, Felix. Wait, wait. Don't kill yourself.

Who's going to kill myself?

I only said that because I didn't think anyone could hear me.

But what will we do, Uncle?

I'll say, Francesca. You go back and wait for her in the boat.

I have a plan.

But... There's nothing you can do. Trust me. Go.

Can I ask you one thing?

Yes, Neville. You know a shortcut?

I'm tired of hacking and chopping.

You're going to do something?

What? What? What? What? What?

You're crying?

That's not enough.

Oh, thank badness. Felix is escaping.

One thing is for sure.

If I ever get out of this mess alive, I'll...

Thank you.

Francesca! Come on!

Where are you?

Francesca! You called?

Quick, Felix.

Start the engine. We've got to get away from here.

But my uncle. What of him? It's too late.

No one can help him now.

Quickly, darling.

My beloved.

My sweet.

Bug out.

Yes, all right.

And now you.

You overgrown chimpanzee.

You've caused me anguish for the very last time.

And all of you with your jealousies and your hates.

You wanted my vial. You'd kill my nephew for it.

Well, now you shall see that Baron von Frankenstein is not one to cross.

True, you won't see it for too long a time, but for one second.

Oh, boy.

I know it's wrong, but I have this tremendous urge to sing Auld Lang Syne.

Did you close the windows in your room?

It's over, my darling.

We're going home now.

My place isn't much.

Two small rooms, a furnished medicine cabinet.

But we'll be married.

And soon there'll be the sound of tiny flankins running around.

Oh, Felix!

What is it?

What have I said?

We'll get a bigger place. I'll give up sneezing.

What is it? Oh, Felix, I can never marry you.

You can't?

Well, you don't love me?

Yes, I do. I do love you. And that's why I won't marry you.

Well, Francesca, I've got to tell you something.

I can't keep on dating you in jungles.

No, Felix, there's something I must tell you.

Haven't you wondered why I was on that island?

You see...

I'm not a human being like you are.

I was created by Frankenstein after the monster and his mate.

I was his masterpiece.

But where other women have a heart, I have a spring that will unwind.

Where other women have lungs, I've got a pump that runs on batteries which will

run out.

Where other women have elbows and knees, I have metallic joints that will one day

grow rusty and stiffen.

I'm just a machine of hundreds of parts.

We'll eventually wear out.

Well, Francesca.

Well,

Francesca. None of us are perfect. Are perfect. Are perfect.

Are perfect. Are perfect.