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[MUSIC]

No.

Okay, wait wait wait wait wait wait.

Go, go, go, go, go.

I can't do it.

I can't do it.

How do you feel about garlic?

I love garlic.

Have a look at this.

It's quick, it's quick.

See, ya gotta watch.

And they crush it up-

Hang on, wait-

Oh, it started again.

How about you?

What's the highlight for today?

This is a nice moment.

The breeze is nice.

I feel like a breeze

can make or break a day.

You know when it's a hot breeze?

Oh, not so good, but

this is a nice temperature.

Summer breeze.

Oh, but summer breezes are warm.

[MUSIC]

(Radio) [It's 2.30 in the PM.

You're here with Cam Archer

on 107HJ,

home of classic hits.

We've got breaking news.

The Cadaver Thief has

claimed another body, folks.

This time from the UTA School

of Anatomy on the south side.

And you know what that means.

Hospitals will be

beefing up security once again.

And my heart goes out to the

groundskeepers on patrol

at our local cemeteries.] Hey, you had lunch?

at our local cemeteries.] Sure have.

at our local cemeteries.] Cool.

[And speaking of the deceased, this] You?

[And speaking of the deceased, this] Yeah!

[weekend marks the 35th

anniversary of the tragic

death of one of our

favorites here at the station,

the legendary

singer-songwriter Sharon Sunflower.

We'll be running a 72-hour

marathon of

Sunflower hits from

Friday to Sunday night.

But in the meantime,

here's a special sneak peek.]

[MUSIC]

1815 and 1912,

both of those headstones

have been kicked over

on the weekend.

So they're pretty fresh graves.

The folks are pretty concerned.

So we'll have to get

on the masonries

next week to see

if we can book 'em in.

But that's, you know,

this bloody Cadaver

Thief - he's coming through.

Like, have you heard about him?

Yeah.

He's the least of our

bloody troubles.

[MUSIC]

Phippsy... Alex

He's struck again mate,

early this morning.

Oh, shit.

Just from across the way,

the medical

center over the river.

I did the last one.

Mate, I've been here since 7am.

If I miss movie night,

Carol will have me testes.

How's the apartment?

It's good.

Did they come and fix

the light by the door?

That was ages ago.

Do you remember Deb Foster?

Kinda.

I saw her at

the golf club yesterday.

What is her son's name?

Lachlan.

He just bought a house.

He's an engineer.

She asked after you.

What did you tell her?

That you're lucky I'm your mum.

So we're just gonna

sit here in silence-

- Have you thought about work?

Yes, mum, I'm trying.

It's just not that easy.

It's not like it's a battlefield.

It'd be a lot easier

if you got it together

and got your driver's license.

You've never even had a job.

I raised you, didn't I?

You can fold these yourself.

Did you get the rent money

I sent you?

Yes, thank you.

Olivia Castlethwaite.

Behave.

(Radio) -more classic hits

coming up on 107H-

Cadaver...thief?

What-

What's that word?

Hey, there he is.

- Hey, cemetery guy!

You've been working

so many late shifts.

Or should you say

"graveyard shifts"?

Wait, wait, wait, wait-

I bet you're DYING

to get back into it.

Also, cadaver, cadaver.

No, Cadover.

Can't ever say that word right.

Can't ever say that word right. -That's not it.

See ya.

Bye.

Bye. -Thanks for coming over.

Drive safe.

Drive safe. -Thanks for having us.

Actually, you're not driving.

No, no, no, no.

Uber, Uber.

Uber.

Bye!

[LAUGHTER]

All right.

Yeah.

Would you rather?

Uh-huh.

Spider legs for eyelashes.

The second one.

[LAUGHTER]

Fuck.

No.

Okay.

Would you rather?

Only ever love again.

Or only ever be loved again?

Dunno.

Would you rather?

Would you rather? -Uh-huh.

Your dad walks in while you're

fucking your dog.

Or your dog walks in

while you're fucking your dad.

I'd fuck my dad.

[SIGH]

You should probably go

back to your room, bud.

[SIGH]

What's up?

It's just mom.

Naw, poor thing.

Do I detect sarcasm?

100% yes.

100% yes. -You're a douchebag.

I just think you

should be nicer to your mom.

If you met her, you'd get it.

I don't believe that

for a second.

I just don't want to be

indebted to that woman.

But she's your mom.

Anyway, I gotta

get up early tomorrow.

- It's only 10:30.

I know, but...

It's okay

you don't have to stay.

Okay.

[MUSIC]

Hey, Al.

I feel like you need this.

Good grip?

It is.

Alright.

Do you wanna try it?

I do.

I do. -You do.

Nice.

You can bill it to my mum.

Can you just-

It should just twist off.

Twist?

Yes it should twist.

Are you sure it twists?

I don't know.

I've done it once and it works.

Congratulations!

No more night patrols.

I can't believe you were

doing them in the first place.

Freaked out boomers, man.

Maybe we'll find out

if the rumor was true.

At this point, all my awareness of the

fucking cadaver thief is gone.

I don't ever want to

think about it again.

So you reckon

he was fucking them?

Uhhh, no.

Hey, it's just what I heard.

Oh, I hate that.

Imagine if he did

hit the cemetery though.

- We don't know if it was a guy, alright?

They haven't- they haven't said yet.

- Just think of it though,

cracking open an old one.

Jesus.

It's like all stiff.

The corpse or like-

No, I don't want to think about it.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Ah!

Ah! No!

Comin' in

[LAUGHTER]

Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Go, go, go, go, go.

I can't do it. It's too much.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

No, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I gotta go back. -We're normal.

I swear we're normal.

- They nailed him!

Hey.

Congrats, my dude.

Thank you.

Oh, because my efforts really so-

You must be really stoked.

I'm very very-

But don't you wish you'd just

nailed that damn

necrophile yourself though?

I don't think he was ever

coming to the cemetery.

- It's good news though.

It is good.

The celebration's over?

I dunno know, maybe.

Drop you home?

Sure thing.

What are we doing, Alex?

Like, tonight?

No, with us.

Like, what are-

what are we doing?

Um...

I don't know. Do you

want to talk about it?

Yeah.

Um... I guess...

I don't know.

I mean

I'm cool with what we're doing.

And?

And...

Like, I can't see us

dating, but I can

see us, you know, married.

- What does that even mean?

I don't know

but what do you think?

- I think I would like

to know what this is

before we go any further.

Okay.

Okay.

What, are you winging this?

- I'm not...

I'm not winging anything.

It's...

Things are good.

Right?

Like...

Why do

we have to change anything?

That totally sounds

like you're winging it.

- Liv, don't you like me?

- Oh, Alex.

Of course I like you.

But what is this?

Like, what are we doing here?

- I was just not

really ready to have this

conversation tonight.

conversation tonight. -So when will you be ready?

- I don't know.

- I don't think it's that much

- to ask. -Can we just drop it?

- No, we can't actually, because

- I don't -Why can't we just drop it?

- think it's fair that I don't understand.

- This is a terrible time

to have this conversation.

- But when is going

to be the right time?

- And why am I having

to justify everything?

I feel like I...

You're just pushing me...

You didn't say at all

what you wanted out of it.

- You know who I am.

Maybe you don't know who you are.

You are as a person.

- Okay, great.

You've been thinking...

That's not fair.

That's not fair to be like

I've been

thinking about this,

so now we have

to have this conversation.

That's not fair.

- But I'm saying that this

has been the

same thing for a long time now.

- Okay.

- And I don't think that's

too much to ask.

- One night where we just

stop and I go off

and we think about this

what's one night?

Yes, would you like something?

What the...

What the...

Why do I see myself

when I look at you?

I think that we've-

I think it's good we've been

able to stay so calm about this.

able to stay so calm about this. -I am not fucking calm.

I think we should just go to bed and when

we wake up hopefully

everything's just fixed.

- What are we gonna do?

- The sun's gonna be up soon

alright.

Let's just go to bed.

What do you want me to say?

We cannot have swapped bodies.

That's impossible.

- And yet look at this.

- I don't know, alright.

I'm fucking freaking out

here, right? What the fuck?

Who's James?

And why is he texting you at 3am?

- Give me that back.

- Who is he?

- Give me...

- Who is James?

-Who is James? -Alex.

Give me my phone.

- Who's James?

- Alex.

- Who is he?

Alex.

- Who is he?

We're not dating, Alex.

- I know that but just...

Who is he?

I'm seeing him.

Okay?

Alex.

Alex, you are not

leaving here dressed like that.

I look like shit.

Where are my keys?

Now, don't be a baby.

Guess I'll walk.

Oh yes.

Very mature.

Alex?

Alex?

You are not taking my

body out at 3am.

You have no fucking idea.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Alex.

Alex.

Get back up here now.

Alex, please.

Alex.

Don't bother him, Alex.

He's a nice boy!

(Radio) -had stacks of texts

from listeners

and I didn't think people

would come to the defence

of someone basically grave

robbing from uni med schools

but here we are.

What do you reckon Carol?

(Voice on radio) Oh the whole

thing just

gives me the heebie-jeebies!

(Radio) Anyway, continuing on

with our weekend long

marathon of Sharon Sunflower

from her third album,

here's Sinister Forces

[music starts]

I'm in so much trouble...

Oh shit!

Cut my hair and

I will fucking kill you.

Oh fuck!

Hey Alex

Hi

So I uh

saw you had a visitor last night.

- In there?

- In there? -Yeah, I guess they um,

left before then.

When you say visitor you

mean a girl?

Mmhmm.

- Was she like um, brown hair,

blonde frames, skinny, hot?

- Well that hurts my feelings.

- What?

- Well you're sneaking a

girl in right in front of me.

Like we're not married or

anything but it's a bit weird.

I'm sorry

Did I do something?

- Ugh Alex, come on.

I'm a guy,

we're all stupid, you know,

just be straight up with me.

- So we're just not gonna talk

about how we

slept together the other night?

What?

You're Alex's housemate.

- Okay, why are you

talking to me like that?

- We're sleeping with each other?

-and this is

you're stopping what

you're doing right now, okay?

Because you're being

really weird.

- I'm sorry, I'm just kinda confused.

- I don't know what there is

to be confused

about Alex, it's pretty simple.

You're being a scumbag

- Yeah, and, like,

a massive hypocrite.

(Trivia Host) Okay, okay people,

we are

now moving on to question eight.

This one is a little

bit of a current affairs one.

Okay, question eight

Just yesterday morning

the police

captured the so-called

cadaver thief

in the act of breaking into a

university medical department.

At which campus were they caught?

A hint, it was one that they

had not yet stolen from before.

(Liv) I have to tell you

something.

Yes?

What was your name again?

Are you shitting me?

I'm really sorry.

You're gonna have to tell me

your name.

Erin.

- Erin, Erin, okay.

What is it Alex?

I'm not Alex.

- The fuck are you talking

about?

I'm not Alex.

I'm Liv.

- Okay...

Look, if you wanted to

just nip this in the bud

you can just say

I don't like you.

Because you're being a

pretty massive dick right now-

- Erin, I swear to you

I'm telling the truth.

I'm not Alex.

I'm Liv.

Oh my god.

So you're...

Wait, so you're

Oh my god Alex

I mean Liv, Liv, Liv.

I'm so sorry I didn't

I didn't realize I had no idea.

I just...

You have my support

here, you know that right?

This must be really difficult

for you.

- No, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, I'm not trans.

No, no

Alex and I, we swapped bodies.

You total fuckwit.

Oh, Alex, seriously

If you don't want to keep

sleeping together, then fine

just tell me.

Fuck it, I'll move out.

- No, whoa-

- No, whoa- -Alex, you can't even talk to me

and I've never done this

with a housemate before

and everyone always says

it's gonna be a mistake

and I figured,

what is there to ruin?

And yet, somehow,

you've still managed to-

[phone buzzing]

- I didn't see you in

there with a team.

I didn't really come

for the trivia.

As in I didn't know

it was happening tonight.

Well, do you wanna lift?

Sure.

- I'm Kyle, by the way.

- Nice to meet you, Kyle.

- Look I just got out

of a long term thing.

I haven't really done this

in a while.

Sorry, what was your name?

[laughs]

[toilet flushes]

You got girth on ya.

Sorry man, it was

really nice to meet you.

I'm sure you're not having

any problems in this department

so I don't feel too bad

about snubbing you here.

- Now, I know you're just

trying to figure things out

but you can't rely on

mummy forever.

-One day I'll be dead, darling.

And I never got the

opportunities that

you're getting.

I don't care what you

do, just do something.

- You little shit.

I've chased you down

all over town.

You just keep running away.

I'm really sorry and I didn't

want you to find out that way.

I wanted to tell you myself.

But we need to

stick together here

and we can't do that if you

keep running off like a child.

Okay.

I'm just really scared

and I just really would like

to talk to someone about it.

I think I need to go home.

- Are you here to mow the lawn?

No, it's Alex.

Shame, it could do with a trim.

- You will never guess

who I saw at the golf club.

- Really?

- Deb Foster

in an orange pantsuit.

Oh my gosh.

- She does have bad taste.

So you and Liv

are just friends?

- Yep.

- But you went and

got my present from her

and brought it to me.

-Mhmm

- That's a special friend.

(groans)

God, just look at you.

How old are you?

Same age as Liv.

- Right.

Will you give me a hand

with something?

What is it?

Birthday dance.

[soft music]

- I'm selling the house.

- What?

- Oh, it's okay.

You can tell Liv.

Why?

- I just need to get it

off my chest.

[knocking]

- Hey, did I wake you up?

Yeah.

- Sorry, I brought the couscous.

- The couscous?

- Yeah, the couscous for brunch.

- Wonderful.

Come on in.

You know your way around.

- Thanks.

- Please take a seat.

- Want a bowl?

If you don't feel like it

that's fine-

- Who the fuck eats

couscous for breakfast?

- It's one in the afternoon.

Are you okay Liv?

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

- Just checking.

- Look, I had a rough

fuckin' night, okay?

- Do you wanna talk about it?

- Not really.

But I do need to say something.

- Uh huh.

- Look man, whatever's

going on here, yeah, it's done.

Oh, uhh.

I'm sorry if I did

something wrong?

I guess I'll go, then.

-Yeah.

(Liv) Didn't Liv grow up here?

-She did.

- Why are you selling it?

- Oh, well...

Greg, that's my husband, Liv's

dad, died

a little over ten years ago.

I'm sick of seeing him

whenever I walk around

this house.

- Seeing him?

- When you get a little

older, you know it better.

When you lose somebody,

even though

they're not here anymore,

parts of them just stick around

and echo.

And I can't tell Liv yet,

because I need to

break it to her the right way.

Because I don't want her to

shut down when I do tell her.

She's very lucky having

a caring friend like you.

Hope you don't die in a

freak jet ski accident.

- Like dad.

- Poor Greg.

120 kilometers an hour and a

low-set pedestrian bridge.

Can't negative gear

your way out of that one.

I haven't been with

anyone in three years.

- You've been with people since

Liv's dad died?

- Women don't shed their

sexuality at 30, Alex.

I've fucked guys

younger than you before.

I fucked a guy on a

trampoline

at a wedding in Maleny.

I put up the

Swedish exchange student.

Oh, Gerry Harvey.

The list goes on.

Did you hear they caught the

Cadaver Thief?

So the money that you

make from selling this place,

that'll go to Liv's inheritance?

- I mean...

Yes.

She's on a pretty good ride

as it is.

Why?

- Curious. Just curious.

- Oh.

Are you looking to make

some money, Alex?

Do you mind if I

use your bathroom?

-Of course. It's down

the hall. On the left.

Good?

Well, yeah.

I think I finally nailed it.

Do you usually put

meat in your couscous?

No, but I had some leftovers in the

in the

freezer, so I thought

I'd try it out.

Guess it works.

-You mentioned you were

thinking about going veg.

So I thought this would be

a good gateway meal for you.

- Did I say that?

- Yeah, I thought about it too

and it's

just too damn tasty.

Meat, I mean. I don't know

if I have the self-control.

- My dad's a vegetarian.

- Really?

-Yeah

it's for health reasons, though.

- You've never talked

about your dad before.

Are we- are we serious enough

to talk about our families?

- I didn't realise it

meant that much to you.

We don't have to.

I mean, we're serious enough to make

weekend plans during the day.

Come on. You don't remember?

Private yoga in the park?

(Susan) Alex.

(Susan) Alex.

(Susan) Alex.

(Alex voiceover) He's not bad

looking. I'll

give him that little victory.

But yoga and the park?

What the fuck?

Surely this is a fling.

But bringing food over

and prearranged plans?

That's something else.

-Are you okay?

Are you sure I didn't

do anything?

- No, why?

- No, you're not okay?

- No, no, I'm fine.

- You're a bit off.

- What is this? What are we doing?

No, like, what are we

what are we doing here, dude?

- Well, I figured we were in that

in-between phase where

we're seeing each

other but not dating, per se.

Liv,

nothing bad is going to

happen if you tell me how

you're feeling.

I do like you

and I'm not about to be

upset at what you might want.

I could see this being

something more,

but if you want to keep

things casual,

that's fine with me.

I'm sorry if today

was a bit much.

(Alex voiceover) Fuck.

- We can skip yoga in

the park if you want.

- Son of a bitch is lovely.

(Liv voiceover) I almost forgot about that.

Well hey.

Could you do it?

(Susan) Alex!

You're not in here, are you?

Oh, you little perv.

I'd wondered.

[DOOR CLOSING]

- Uhhhh.

(Susan) We should put some

music on.

I just found my old

Sharon Sunflower records.

You ever listen?

She was murdered by

her manager husband.

-They didn't say that

on the radio.

(Alex) So remind me how

we met, again.

-You don't remember?

- Oh, no, I remember.

I'd just like to hear the story.

- It was yoga.

Remember they had that free

trial and we both decided to go.

But I remember

you kept laughing at me

because I couldn't

straighten my back out.

- Yes, yep, that was very funny.

- Then I saw you and

I don't know, you had

this sparkle in your eye.

- I do have that.

-And we grabbed lunch.

- Wow.

Cool. What did we have?

- Thai food.

- That's yummy.

- Yeah, yours was really

spicy, remember that?

- Yes, that was too much chili.

- And we made uhh

made a bet that if we didn't

finish it

we'd go skinny dipping.

- Wait, we went skinny dipping?

- Yeah.

- Was it fun?

- Of course.

[Music]

Would you rather only be able to

love again or be loved again?

- Be loved.

- Why?

- There's no pain in being loved.

(Alex) -everyone just started

freaking out.

So

apparently Gary and I have to go

down tonight

and keep watch of

the whole place.

Umm, it's kinda like a stakeout.

And, I dunno...I was wondering...

So...

- Can I go?

[laughs]

- I'm not your mum, Alex.

You can do whatever you like.

(James) What should we do

for dinner?

- Hot chips.

You got it. Want a drink?

- What do you got?

- Your favourite.

- G&T. With orange.

- I'll whip a couple up.

- Sick.

I'm just gonna grab some ice

from the downstairs freezer.

- Yeah, sure thing.

Liv, hey, it's Alex.

How you doin’?

Oh.

I'm sorry that this is...

Yep.

Umm.

He's really lovely, Liv.

Very attractive.

And I'm feeling things that are...

I'm not used to.

Umm.

And, you know, he's great.

I'm not sure what's gonna happen.

I'm sorry again.

We're gonna figure this out

okay?

[Music]

You fucker!

[Music on TV]

[Greetings, my friends]

[We are all interested]

[in the future, for]

[that is where you and I]

[are going to]

[spend the rest of our lives]

[And remember, my friends,]

[future events]

[such as these will]

[affect you in the future]

[You are interested in]

[the unknown, the]

[mysterious, the unexplainable]

[That is why you are here]

[And now, for the first time,]

[we are]

[bringing to you the full story]

[of what]

[happened on that fateful day]

[We are giving you all the]

[evidence, based]

[only on the secret]

[testimony of the]

[miserable souls who]

[survived this]

[terrifying ordeal]

[My friend,]

[can your heart stand the]

[shocking facts about grave]

[robbers from outer space?]

You motherfucker.

Oh, yeah, real smooth, Alex.

[One thing's sure]

[Inspector Clay's dead.]

[Murdered.]

[And somebody's responsible.]

[Because all you of earth]

[are idiots!]

[Now you just hold on, Buster.]

[No, you hold on]

Hey

Do you ever feel like

you can't be

yourself because you

think people will judge you?

- Sure.

- Or, like, you might want to try

something but you can't

because other

people might think it's

weird or gross?

- Yeah.

-It's not like you're hurting

anyone, it just feels right.

- Yeah, I know exactly

what you mean.

Sometimes feelings

creep up on us and we,

you know, as long as

we're not hurting anyone-

- Sure.

- It's fine.

You don't know how relieved I am

I am to hear you say that.

- I should probably tell you-

- Shh.

It's okay.

- Okay.

You're so warm.

- It's hot

It's very hot

- Let's go to my room.

- Yeah.

[You see! You see!]

[Your stupid minds!]

[Stupid! Stupid!]

[That's all I'm taking from you]

[Get back here!]

You're too quick for me.

[Laughter]

- I should tell you something, Liv.

- What?

You don't have a condomn?

Been there.

- No it's not that.

- I know you're not a virgin

so what is it?

Please have some ice in there...

- Who the fuck are you?

- I'm his girlfriend

motherfucker.

- Liv...

- He's the cadaver thief.

- But they caught the

cadaver thief.

- He has a toe tag and a

biological department

in the freezer downstairs.

- What?

- He has a body

with a toe tag from the

biological department

in the freezer downstairs.

- Woah woah wait,

did you just call him, Liv?

- Wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

- I wasn't going to do anything.

I was just gonna ask her to

play dead, just lay still.

- Shut up.

- Is it true?

- I can only fill

an empty vessel.

- Oh, buddy.

- I wasn't going to do-

(groaning)

- Now I know with that

body, when it gets revved up.

I just, I don't feel

right if I'm interrupted.

- Do you mean?

- Finish what you started?

- What about him?

- He's not going anywhere.

Are you alright?

- Yeah.

You?

- What do we do now?

- I don't know.

I don't see myself.

when I look at you anymore.

I mean...

it's my face, my body, but...

it's definitely you in there.

I see you too.

Folks, that about wraps up

our weekend long

Sharon Sunflower marathon.

I hope you enjoyed the show

as much as we did

putting it together

Drive safe

and catcha next time.

[Jingle] 107HJ!