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(TurboScribe tarafından transkribe edilmiştir. Bu mesajı kaldırmak için Sınırsıza Yükselt.) It's not your birthday.

I brought everybody here, you know, with friends and everything, because we're

here to have an intervention.

I pulled up, though.

Look, look, just relax.

Just sit down and shut up.

I just want you to listen to what everybody has to say.

Can you just be quiet for a few minutes?

Yeah, just be quiet.

Really?

And everybody.

Richard, you?

Yeah.

Look, just be quiet for a moment.

And everybody, just say what it is that you want to say.

Just be straight up with him.

Let him know.

Well, let me go first and shit.

When we were roommates, dude, we had, I had a lot of

chicks.

And every time I'd bring them over, you'd take them from me.

You didn't really know about them.

Same point.

That was the best one I ever had.

Come on, Mike.

Dude, she was my girlfriend before she was a wife, though.

Come on, man.

Look, I only fucked her three, I only fucked her three times.

I put a lot of money and a lot of time into

it.

It didn't even yield no dividends for you.

You ain't free to be talking right now.

This is what you brought me in for.

Can you be quiet?

There's more.

There's more.

Trust me, there's more.

Just be quiet.

Every time I bring a co-worker around you, you end up

in bed with them.

Every time.

And then, we ended up pregnant.

Three co-workers, three pregnancies.

Three.

I'm not bringing anybody around you anymore.

No.

No, just listen.

That's the whole point.

The floor is not for you to talk.

It's not a conversation.

Not a chance.

Not yet.

So you have to be quiet the whole time.

I don't know this dude.

You will.

Bro, you were supposed to come over to my house and fix

the dishwasher.

I left with one minute to make a quick run to the

store, and when I come back, you're banging my mom on the

kitchen counter.

Yeah, remember now?

Who does that, man?

He's smiling like it's funny.

No.

It's not funny.

She's been waiting for you, I'm quite sure.

Hey, bro.

Probably from the pool hall.

What up, bro?

Nah.

Nah.

It's all bad.

What?

You what?

You know my sister Keisha?

Hush up!

Yeah, yeah.

Her and my other sister, you banged.

They both pretty.

Both of them?

I thought it was just one.

Both of them.

Both of them?

Wait, you got pictures?

Both of them.

Both of them?

Nah, look.

I'll pull it out.

Boom.

Stomach big as a house.

Really?

Mmm.

Big as a house.

Mmm.

Yeah.

And, uh, you know what?

Guys.

We're still best friends.

No.

I came to you asking for your support for my photo book

campaign.

We had some fun.

Yeah.

You videotaped that.

In secret.

And then blackmailed me if I wanted your vote.

Blackmailed me.

You tried to ruin me, Sean.

Some friend.

I was playing.

I was playing.

You just think it's a joke.

This is no joke.

It's not a joke.

You ruined my life.

With your playing.

Five kids and blackmail?

That's not a joke.

That's not playing.

It took my girlfriend.

You don't understand that you have a real serious problem.

And this is what we've been trying to tell you for the

longest.

So you just gonna sit there and say nothing now?

I don't.

You don't.

I don't have a problem.

You do it.

I don't.

Yes, you do.

What's the big problem?

That's a big problem.

Let me look at it.

That is a big problem.

What's the big problem?

This is a big problem.

It's a very, very big problem.

What am I supposed to be doing?

There's no camera here.

How do I know that?

Last time, there was a camera.

I'm talking about his friends.

There's no camera here.

I don't trust you.

I don't trust you.

You want me to get better?

Yeah.

Let's get to the source.

You want to get better?

Then you need to stop.

Do I give him his last fix?

I promise I won't fuck your co-workers.

I promise I won't take your girlfriend no more.

You have a wife.

I won't fuck anybody that you know.

I'll pay your...

I won't fuck your sister.

I'll wear a condom.

I won't fuck nobody else.

I promise.

Just this one last time.

Hurry up.

The band is outside.

One last time?

Will you forgive me?

One last time.

Yeah, I'll forgive you.

Oh yeah.

Last time.

No cameras.

Last chance.

I'll forgive you.

I'll

forgive you.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Hurry.

Oh yeah.

I'll do it.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

I'm just going all the way inside of this.

Ooh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

That's all.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

I'm going to try to hold it in.

I don't like that.

I'm sorry my bad.

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Why busy Get up here

Woah Oh Oh, you're still here, too.

Yeah.

I can feel it.

OK.

Yeah.

Oh.

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Oh.

That was the fucking thing.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

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Your turn.

Switch.

Mm.

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Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Grab it.

Stick it in.

Ha, ha, ha.

Oh.

There you go.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Feel it better?

I'm just going to use that.

Like right there.

Oh.

Oh.

I'm going to go back.

Oh.

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Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It is a slow dance.

A musical box.

Oh, darling.

This is the last chance.

Last chance.

The last chance.

Oh, no.

You know what?

This is not.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

You're going straight.

Step it back, just let go.

Just let go, just

let go.

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you.

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Laughing.

Ahhh.

Ahh.

Ahh.

Ohhh.

Shit.

Ahh.

Breathing.

Uhh.

Ohh.

Uhh.

Uhh.

That was wild.

Hey, what the fuck?

What you doing with my wife?

She was my girlfriend first.

Not bad.

What's going on?

What the fuck are you guys doing?

Really?

He was sitting there doing all that.

He's got a little out of control.

All motherfuckers need the intervention.

I don't need an intervention.

We're not here for us.

I'm trying to help y'all.

No, I'm not going nowhere.

I'm not going to that place.

Y'all got the problem.

Is that your problem right now?

Yeah.

All right.

All right.

Oh.