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So what time are we going to the pregame?

To be honest with you, I don't think I want to go.

What the fuck do you mean you don't want to go? I don't really feel like going

tonight.

But it's Saturday.

What do you mean?

I really just want to stay here and play video games or something.

Okay, fucking loser.

I'm not a loser. Yeah, you are, but you're staying on a fucking Saturday

night to play video games. Like, I'm playing Candy Crush right now. Like, you

can play video games and go out on a Saturday night.

Shocker. Yeah, but I don't really, like, feel like it.

I mean, why do you want to go out so bad?

Well, some of us are trying to get laid. What do you mean, I don't feel like it?

Like, you don't do anything during the week. All you do during the week is sit

at home and play video games.

Well, you know...

Life's not about getting laid all the time.

Didn't you just like like break up with your boyfriend or something?

Yeah, which is the whole point of why I'm trying to get to go fuck down.

Yeah, but don't you think you should be like, I don't know, like focusing on

yourself?

Like, I don't know, like healing.

Healing. Healing. That's so cute.

I mean, I definitely focus on myself plenty.

That's what you're referring to?

I don't know what you're talking about, but... I just think, like, fucking a

bunch of random guys is, like, not, like, the best thing to do. I don't

know. I think it's actually the best thing I could do. I don't know what the

fuck you're thinking.

Like, it's exactly what I wasn't doing while I was in my relationship.

So...

I was a good girl for long enough. I deserve some fun.

Yeah, but can't you have fun when I was, I don't know, having sex with a bunch of

random guys? Like, it's kind of gross.

What the fuck do you mean? Like, I'm just trying them out. I would have sex

with one guy if they were, like, good at sex, but they usually suck, so it's why

I have to, like, keep finding new ones.

They suck.

Yeah, they fucking suck.

What do you... Like, you know how guys are.

No, I don't.

You only care about their nut.

Like, every time I hook up with a guy, it's always the same.

Like, he wants me to soak his dick, and then he, like, for, like, 30 seconds,

and then, like, sticks it in dry, and then, like...

power thrusts me until he like comes all over my ass or something and he never

like looks me in the eye or like touches my clit and it's it's just really

unfulfilling I don't know so it's like I keep trying to find someone that I have

like chemistry with who can like make me cum I would be happy with just a fuck

buddy but anyways um this is why we need to go out tonight so where are we going

Just go without me.

But Brittany said that you were going to be the DD.

Why do I always have to try?

Because you don't like to drink.

That's why you're a perfect DD.

Don't give me that face.

You're just trying to get fucked.

I am just trying to get fucked.

You just got one.

Be all over a bunch of other guys and stuff.

What? You wish I was all over you instead?

I didn't say that.

You did not say that.

I'm just saying, like, it's... I don't know. Like, it's... What do I need to do

to convince you?

I'm trying to get some dick tonight.

Really? What are you doing?

And I need a DD.

And honestly, if I get

a little taste of your cock before I make it out of the house, it sounds

like a double dicking. Like I might get my DD either way. Stop. You're fucking

with me right now.

Sir, I know you're just... I know you're just fucking with me. You're not

serious.

Well... Okay.

I shouldn't tell you about this. This is too fucked up.

Okay, okay.

So, do you remember, like, two weeks ago when you brought that girl over?

Like, our walls are, like, really thin.

Like, really thin.

Okay.

I mean, I could hear, like, everything.

Why are you spying on me?

I'm not spying on you. I just told you the walls are thin.

But, like, what do I say?

It was like, I mean, I glanced at the clock because at a certain point I was

like, are you kidding me? Like, what the fuck are you going to wrap it up?

You guys were in there for like two hours.

Yeah, I mean, we were having a good time.

Sometimes I, like, you know, can go, like, you know, back to back,

or, like, I don't have to, like, take all the breaks.

I don't, I don't, why are we talking about this?

I mean, I just, I feel like it's worth a try.

That's just because I have to keep you humble.

Yeah, like, if it's weird, like, we don't have to do anything else.

Like right now.

Yeah.

Everyone's home right now, so.

Don't make a video.

Okay, fine.

oh oh

Because, uh, multiple rounds of f**king up.

Is this the video?

Hi.

You better not be fucking done.

You said you could go multiple rounds. Okay, give me a second. Right?

Yeah, just give me a second. Oh, my God.

That was so fast.

Did you do that every single time?

Oh, yeah. I mean,

I think it's nice.

I couldn't help it.

I just got, like, stretched out from all those fucking beats I've been fucking

lately.

Don't fucking stop

Oh, it's so deep inside the fucking pussy.

Oh, God.

I need every fucking inch of it.

I need every fucking inch.

Yeah. Oh my god.

Yes.

Can you tell anyone about this?

Hmm.

Oh fuck.

Oh.

Give me that fucking cup.

I want all of it.

Maybe let it drop inside your bowl.

I haven't done my job until I've taken all of it.

and shower before we uh kill the car i'm not but you are right