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Yeah, look at the... Oh, Dad leaving his clothes on the counter.

What the...

What is... What is going on?

Is that good?

Is that good?

Yeah. It's great. Okay.

It's going to happen this time.

Right. No, no. We're going to make a baby. That's right.

It's going to happen.

Okay.

Are you almost done?

Well, I mean, do you want me to stop?

No, I just mean go ahead and come whenever you want.

Hey, what's that?

Is that a pregnancy test?

Yes, and it's another negative.

On another date? Wait, I thought you and my dad had given that up.

No, we haven't. We're still trying. Your dad said that he wanted to have another

go at it when he got his prescription for Viagra. And you know I really,

really would love to be pregnant.

It's my biggest dream.

I just want to be a mom.

Yeah, but Dad's getting pretty old, isn't he?

I mean, we had his firm count done, and it was a little low, but it wasn't

impossible.

Yeah, I guess so.

I mean, we've just been trying for a while now, and the fertility doctor gave

me some new stuff, so we're going to try these. I've just got to try and have

your dad use these, and we're going to see if I can get the swimmers going.

Yeah, well, I mean, you've just got to be positive about it. I'm sure it'll

happen, right, especially if he has these now.

Yeah, we'll see. I'm trying. We're trying.

We're trying.

Well, hey, you could always use a sperm donor.

Your father would have a fit.

You know your dad is so macho and so masculine. That would just really

hurt his feelings.

Yeah, yeah, he's pretty macho. But, I mean, it's not the worst idea.

It's not the worst idea.

Right? I mean, he could have had a twin brother.

Maybe that would have helped. If he had a twin brother, yeah.

Right? That probably would help.

Or, hey, even his son, right?

I'm just kidding.

I'm just kidding.

You're hilarious.

What are you up to today?

Well, actually, I think I'm about to go over to my friend's house. Oh, nice.

Have fun.

Well, you guys have a good time.

Well, thanks. Yeah, I appreciate it. See you later, sweetie.

Good. Where are you going? Are you going to work? Yes, I'm headed to work. The

game's on later. Will you record that for me?

Yeah, sure.

All right. Well, have a great day.

Hey, thanks, Dad.

Whoa.

That's a little intense.

Oh.

Oh. Hey, Oliver. How are you doing?

Hey. Hi.

Yeah, he said he was going to work.

Yeah, he has to go to work.

Did you hear that?

No,

I didn't hear any of that. What was it?

Well, the doctor, the test came back. Even after all the supplements and all

the pills that they're giving your dad, his sperm, the count is so low. It's

just not going to do it. So the doctor actually agreed with what you said the

other day, and she suggested that we use a sperm donor.

Nice. See, there you go.

Well, I mean, the problem is, though, your dad is not okay with it.

Absolutely not, he said. He will not have another man's sperm getting me

pregnant. He says it's got to be his because it's got to be his baby. It's

got to be his genetics. It's got to look like him. It's got to talk like him.

It's just impossible.

Really makes me wish he had a brother.

Right?

That does bring me to a really awkward question.

So one thing I did ask my fertility doctor about is the

possibility of it being a genetically close relative

sperm, if that would be something that could work. And she did say that a lot

of families do that.

A lot of husbands and wives do that with a brother, you know, or something like

that, or an uncle.

Dad doesn't have a brother or an uncle. I know that. So what do they say? Just

say it.

I was wondering, since you are just your father's and your mom's son, you're not

my son, you're my stepson.

I was wondering, since you're 19 now, you're actually prime.

You're... Sperm count is really high.

And even my fertility doctor suggested possibly talking

about using your sperm as a donor.

What? I know that's what I told her. I was like, I don't know if I can ask my

stepson to be my sperm donor.

But as weird as it is, it does kind of make sense, right?

I mean, your father wouldn't know. It would be the perfect cover. He would

think it would be the perfect cover. It would protect his masculinity.

It would get me pregnant.

And, you know, it's on paper. It's not yours. So, what do you say?

Do you mind? Okay, okay. I mean, what do I have to even do?

Oh, that's what she gave you. She told me. Oh, my gosh.

She told me that you could just come into a cup.

And then if you come in the cup, then all I would have to do is make sure I

can insert it into myself.

And voila. We'll just see how it goes.

So I just jerk off in that cup?

Yeah.

Do I do it right here?

Oh, no, no. You should definitely have your privacy.

Yeah, over here.

Definitely do that in your room.

Thank you so much, sweetie. I know this is really, really awkward.

Yeah.

But you heard that in there.

So do you want me to go do that right now?

I guess so. Yeah. Yeah. Let's try it. Let's see if it works.

Okay.

Oh, my God. All right.

How'd it go?

Um, well, yeah, that's how good it went.

I knew this wasn't going to work.

Are you having trouble?

Yeah. I mean, do you need a magazine or a porno?

I mean, yeah, maybe something like that.

What? Actually, maybe I could see some of, like, your cleavage or something.

Mine? Yeah, that would probably help me get the edge.

Yeah, if it helps, yeah, let's do it. So just my cleavage? Yeah, yeah, that's

fine. Just stand here? Oh, wow, yeah.

Like this?

Good? Yeah.

Sure, okay.

So are you going to just drag off to that?

Do you want me to just put the cup here?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like that?

Yeah.

I don't think I'm going to watch, okay? Is that okay?

Okay.

Wow, Crystal, that's great.

Thank you, sweetie. You're really doing me a huge favor.

You're doing me a huge favor. I'm gonna... Oh, damn.

Oh, that's gonna... That's gonna make me cum.

You better get it in the cup.

Wow, you got all... Okay,

perfect.

Thank you, sweetie.

Okay, I'm going to go and I'm going to go try that. Thank you so much.

Yeah. Okay, here's my waist.

All right.

Let's see if it works.

Yeah.

Yeah, come in.

Hey, sweetie. Good morning.

Hey.

So, it didn't work.

I have another negative pregnancy test.

But my doctor did say that we should keep trying. She did think that maybe it

wasn't enough cum.

So, I was wondering if you would be able to...

fill up enough gum to beat that line um yeah right

now or yeah so that's the other thing too i need to actually track my

ovulation and make sure that when i'm doing this that i'm ovulating so i'm

actually ovulating right now okay oh okay um so

yeah so um

If you could just jerk off into this, and I'll pour it into this.

Well, I mean, don't you want, like, the best cum? Like, I want to give you,

like, the most.

Do you need me to show you my cleavage again?

No, I think maybe, like, maybe could you, like, maybe jerk me off?

Me?

Yeah, I mean, I think that would be a lot better. I mean, you'd get all of the

cum, like, that vital, you know?

Yeah, but that seems inappropriate if I touch, if I'm the one touching you,

doesn't it?

Well, I don't, I don't think it's that. I mean, don't you, you need this, don't

you? Like, don't you want to get, don't you want to have a baby?

Yeah, I really, really do.

Okay, fine, fine. Your dad's in the shower, so let's do this quick.

Yeah, let's do it.

Let's just do it.

Yes. Oh, you're already naked.

Well, it was morning.

Oh, okay.

All right, so.

Yeah.

This is happening. Yes.

We're going to get the come out.

That's all this is. We're just, we're trying to fill this cup.

Yeah.

Oh,

fuck.

Is that getting the swimmers going?

Yeah. Okay.

Good.

Okay.

Here.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Wow. Crystal, this is, I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, I am focused, yeah. Okay.

Stepmom, wow.

Yeah,

keep going, keep going.

Yeah, you're close.

Yeah. Okay.

How are we gonna do this? How are we gonna do this? Um, I just gotta get it

in the measuring cup.

Awesome. So I can measure it.

Okay. Okay, keep going, keep going, keep going. Yeah? Yeah. Okay.

Keep going, keep going. Okay.

Are you close?

Oh yeah, here we go, here we go. Okay.

Um.

Oh, fuck, I'm coming.

Actually, you know what? I'm just going to keep it fresh and go.

Right? Ovulating right now. So I think that's almost the line. That should be

enough. Thank you, sweetie. Thank you so much. I hope this wasn't awkward for

you. No.

Thank you. Yeah.

Yeah.

Hey. Hey. How you doing?

What's up, Dad?

Well, you know, you've heard me.

Crystal and I fight.

Yeah. Your stepmom, she really wants a baby.

You don't say. You know, I've had kids.

It's great. You know, I love having you.

Yeah. You know, you'll find out one day.

Yeah. Find out, yeah.

It's a little stressful.

Sure. Yeah.

It can be demanding.

Yes.

It's not a problem.

So, like, did you need anything, Dad?

You know, the Cobras, they got a pickleball game on tonight. I think I'm

going to put it on pay-per-view. You want to watch?

Yeah, actually, yeah, I'm down for that.

I'll go get it set up.

Perfect, thanks. See you out of here.

Yeah.

Oh, hey, Crystal.

Hey, 3D.

What's... Oh, is that another one?

Another negative.

Another negative?

Yeah, I don't know what we're doing wrong. I mean, the last time when I

jerked you off, there was so much cum in the cup. I felt like I had so much cum.

Like, I don't know why this isn't working.

Yeah.

Maybe they need to try something else.

Like what?

Well, I mean, you want all the best, best sperm, don't you? Yeah, I need all,

literally the best sperm. The strongest swimmers you got.

Then I think the only way you can get that is if you give me a blowjob. Yeah,

I think that'll help. That'll definitely get all that deep sperm in there to come

out. Wait, you want me to? I know that could get you.

No. You know that this is already inappropriate enough.

Like, I don't think that's the answer to this.

I mean, what am I even supposed to do with it when it gets in my mouth?

You just spit it in the cup.

And then just take the syringe and then just go in there. Wouldn't that be easy?

I mean, you want the best. I know that'll drain me completely.

That'll definitely fill you up.

You think so? I know so, yeah.

Of course.

You don't want to see that say, not pregnant again, right?

You're right.

You're right.

All right. Let's do it. Let's do it. I'm going to sock my stepson's dick.

Let's do it.

Perfect. All right. Let me, um.

So should we do it right here on the couch or like where do you? Go sit on

the couch. I'm going to go grab the cup.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Perfect.

Okay.

All right.

This is going to work.

You're sure? Yeah.

Okay.

I can't believe I'm about to do this, but I really, really, really want to get

pregnant. Yeah.

You can't tell anybody about this, okay?

I don't tell anybody. None of your college friends.

None of them. No one will know my stepmom gave me a blowjob.

Yeah, I know that's going to do it.

Oh, wow, Chris, you're amazing.

I'm going to say your cock actually goes all the way down my throat. Your dad's a

little smaller.

Dad is smaller?

Oh.

This feels amazing. I can't believe he gets this. Wow.

Oh, no.

Your dad rarely gets this.

Oh, wow.

like you didn't have to use your hands.

Wow.

Oh, using two hands too.

Oh, wow.

It's been a while since I've given a blowjob.

Oh, just like that, just like that.

Oh, I'm coming.

Yeah,

go ahead.

Yeah, grab some.

Oh, shit.

Why did you swallow it? Oh, my God.

Oh, no.

Why did you swallow it? It had it.

Fuck.

Oh, God damn it.

What a waste of time.

Okay, you know what?

Whatever. We'll do this again later.

I'm going to go do some ovulation meditation.

God damn it. I'm so mad at myself.

What a waste of cum.

I'm sorry, Oliver.

It's okay.

That must have been so awkward for you.

Yeah, it was so awkward. Yeah.

All right. I'm going to go to my room.

Okay. Thank you, sweetie. I'm sorry.

Yeah. I'm really sorry.

It's fine.

Oh, hey, what's up, Dad?

I see you're ready to watch the game, right?

Yeah, I'm ready.

Should we order something?

You want to get some dine-up? Pizza, maybe.

Can we have some pizza, please?

Pizza? Yeah.

Pizza? Well, sure, we can have some pizza. Let's call and order some pizza.

Oh.

Sorry, I blew up on you earlier.

I just, I'm so embarrassed that I swallowed all that cum. This is awkward

enough, you know? Like, I don't need to be wasting any of it. Yeah, no, it's

okay.

I mean, I kind of felt bad too.

I mean, we could try again, right? You come over and... Yeah, I mean, I don't

trust myself to not accidentally swallow it again. I just, I was thinking maybe

we need to be...

More direct with it. Like, maybe you actually have to have the cum just

directly get through my cervix. Like, so I think we need to just,

you know, when you're cumming, your cock needs to be inside me.

That's what I think.

So you're saying you want to have sex with me? No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't

want to. We're not going to have sex. I don't want to have sex with you. I just.

When you're cumming, your dick, I think, needs to be inside me.

But we're not going to have sex because we'll just keep our clothes on. We'll

just, again, make sure your dick and the cum are directly inside me so that I'm

not using the turkey baste or the syringe or anything.

I think that's part of the problem.

So you just want me to be inside you? You want me to cum inside you but not

have sex with you?

Yes. That is exactly it.

Okay, yeah, when you want to do this, that's fine.

Can we do it right now before your dad gets home? I'm ovulating right now. I

was just meditating for like an hour.

Right.

Right now, we'll just, you know, take it out.

And we'll just, you know, I won't even look at you.

That's how much we're not going to have sex. I'm not even going to look at you.

We're just going to.

Put your cock in there.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, God.

Oh, wow.

Wait, no, I'm not even going to look at you. I can't even look.

That's nice. And you look back at me, Crystal. No, no, no, no, no, no.

I'm just going to keep facing this way.

We're not doing this. We're not, you know.

Oh, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're not.

Okay.

Maybe you could turn around. I think maybe that would help.

I don't have to, like, look at you.

Well, you can close your eyes, maybe.

You're right, yeah.

Okay, let's, um, let's try it. Oh, yeah.

Oh, no.

Oh, it's in.

Oh, God.

Oh. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God, sweetheart.

No, no,

no

Shit oh my god your dad's pulling up.

It's your dad's car.

Yeah, you better hurry you gotta hurry

Um, yeah.

No, you know, I had a good day at work.

Yeah, like, you know, um, oh, sweetheart, actually, can you, um, can

you go and, uh, um, get that thing for me out of the kitchen?

Kitchen. Um, okay, yeah.

Wake up. Morning.

Morning.

I got another negative.

You woke me up to tell me that?

Yeah. So my fertility doctor told me that the best time to test and have sex

is early in the morning because that's when women are ovulating the most, and

it's when men are the most fertile as well because of the morning wood and

everything, all the testosterone and sperm just running through your balls

and your cock.

I do have a morning wood.

Yeah, so I was thinking, because this one's negative.

While your dad is still asleep, I was thinking we could try again.

Do you think?

Yeah. Yeah, right now, you're saying?

Well, yeah, but I was thinking, too, this probably came out negative because

we did it at the wrong time of day, but also, you know, baby making is all about

making love and connecting with your partner.

We connected last time.

Yeah, but it's...

It's got to be more than that. So if you're okay with it, could we maybe

make love instead of just putting it in me?

Does that make sense? So you want to make love with me and you want me to

come in you?

Yes. I think that'll work.

Yeah? Yeah.

Right now?

Let's do it right now. Okay. Yeah, okay. Just before he wakes up. Exactly.

We'll be really quick and really quiet, okay?

Okay. Oh, wow.

Look at that.

Um, okay.

Let's... Let's do this.

Okay?

Oh.

Yeah, I mean, this is what I would have worn for your father. It's part of, you

know, making love and stuff. It's wearing lingerie.

Oh, my God.

How could he not like this?

Oh, he does. I mean, he loves that you hurt your dad.

That's... That's not the problem.

The problem are his swimmers just don't work.

Yours, you know, I'm sure yours are going to, right?

Yeah.

Thank you so much for helping me with this, sweetie. I hope this isn't going

to be awkward for you.

No, no, it shouldn't.

It's okay, yeah.

I better make this quick.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God, sweetheart.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh,

my God. I cannot believe I'm fucking messed up.

Yeah. Oh, would I be getting mom to my stepson?

Oh shit.

That's so much better than your father's dick.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, really, just remember we're making love, sweetie.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

oh oh yes

oh my god oh

oh oh

my god you feel so lucky

Crystal, oh my god. You like that? Yeah. Is it good?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh my god, it's so fucking thick.

Oh, shit.

Why don't you bend me over and fuck me, doggy? And just give it to me so fucking

deep. Oh, yeah?

Yes.

Oh,

you like this, dear? Yeah.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God, yes, sweetheart.

Oh, fuck right there.

Oh, shit.

It's so deep.

Oh yes.

Oh my god, right there.

Oh yeah, look back at me, Crystal.

What's the deepest?

The deepest might be it. Yeah?

Until I get a positive pregnancy test, we should keep doing this nice and early

in the morning before your dad wakes up.

Okay?

Yeah. Yeah. Of course.