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Thank you.

Hi mom.

Are you in the kitchen?

Yeah.

Hello.

How was your day?

Good. Oh, good.

Did you have a good day at school and everything?

Not really.

What's the matter?

Well, I don't know. I'm not fitting in.

No one wants to be my friend.

Really?

Come on, Michael.

You're good looking. You're funny. You're fun.

You've got a great personality.

You can just smile sometimes and maybe lift your chin instead of always pouting

and closing yourself in.

I can't.

Look, I'm very outgoing. I'm your mother. You have to have gotten some

sort of personality trait from me, right? It's not my fault. Everyone at

school, they just...

All right, well, so... But it's not good enough.

That's not true. Don't you see that? Don't say that, okay?

Don't look at me.

Look, you can't even look at me.

I'm looking.

All right.

Now, tell me about the girls.

First year of college, there must be some pretty good-looking girls there.

Yeah?

They won't even acknowledge I exist. They just... I don't know what it is.

I don't know what it is. It's me. I'm just not attractive.

I don't want to see me. Honey, if you keep saying that, you're going to

convince yourself.

You have to think positive thoughts.

I mean, I've been telling you that for a long time.

Yeah. I try.

I really do. It's just not working out.

I don't know.

I just don't feel like I can do it.

Yes, you can. Yes. Don't ever say I can't.

Remember, we don't use that word.

We don't.

Because you're a doer. You can do this.

You know you can.

Come on.

Think positive.

Okay. Yeah.

I guess so. I tell you what. Why don't, instead of us cooking tonight, why don't

we go out for dinner somewhere special? You pick the place.

And maybe that'll cheer you up. Okay. Yeah? Yeah. Sound good?

All right. Yeah.

Let's go out. And then we'll talk about it over dinner.

All right? Yeah. All right.

Aw.

Not good enough.

Michael Steele is good enough. That's for sure.

All right. Go change or something.

Oh, that was really good.

Oh, Mom, that was great. Isn't that good?

Thank you. That was good dinner.

Yeah, so see, that was like a date. It was a quiet...

Dark lit place with candles.

That wasn't a date. I was with you, Mom.

Listen, I had wine.

There was candles. It was dark. It was romantic.

It was like a date. It was.

So if you can do that with me, why can't you do that with girls?

Just one girl even.

I mean, really.

I don't know.

Oh,

Michael, you're being silly. You really are.

You are.

I am?

Yes. You have to know that you're a handsome guy and that girls are going to

be attracted to you. They are.

Don't you have any skills or anything?

Do you know how to kiss?

I know I've had a little bit of wine, but come on. Do you know how to kiss?

I've never kissed a girl before.

Oh, below me. Come on.

Like this.

Like that.

Can I hold it for a while?

And then you can do a little tongue action, too, you know?

Whoa, whoa.

Mom, oh, my God. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that. Oh. Yeah.

Wow.

Wait.

No, that's what girls like.

You have to learn this. Do.

She's nervous.

And then you start touching them in the right spots, maybe like on the shoulder,

maybe like on the neck.

You know, like that. And maybe work your way down,

you know?

Oh, Mom, I don't know if...

Somebody's got to teach you.

Oh, geez, I don't know.

What don't you know?

Obviously, you don't know a lot. That's what I'm going to teach you.

Yeah, so you'll be happy. I can't stand to see you like this. You're going to

teach me about girls? Uh-huh, yeah.

About girls and a lot more, I think you need to know.

I had to talk with you, but you're not... You're not... You're just not

putting anything into action, Michael.

And I just can't stand to see you. It's depressed. It's worrying me.

What type of action do I need to take?

Oh, my God.

Okay, apparently we need to go upstairs.

And you need to get comfortable so we can talk about this further instead of

just here in the kitchen.

Okay. All right?

All right, Mom.

All right.

I'll see you up in your room.

Yep.

Hey,

Mom. Oh, my gosh.

Doesn't even know about girls. It's insane.

After everything I've talked to him about, oh, I can't believe this.

Moping around.

I can handle that kind of behavior.

I think his father would have talked to him.

Oh, no.

Leave it all up to the mother. It's always the mother, and it's going to be

my fault if he has issues when he's an adult.

Oh, my God.

I just didn't expect to have to deal with this at all.

I'm going to have to deal with it, I suppose.

Hey, Michael, what are you doing?

Oh, Mom, oh, uh, well, um,

uh, I gotta go.

Michael, Michael, you need to come back inside. We need to sit down, and we need

to discuss this.

I know you were standing there looking at me, probably for several minutes.

Mom, but it's... It's okay.

It's normal. This is the problem, okay? So we need to come. You need to come and

sit down, okay?

Right now. Okay.

All right.

You need to come in here and you need to sit down. We have to talk.

And I'm not going to put on a robe.

Oh, Mom, do I have to?

Yes, you do.

Sit down. Come on.

What is wrong with you?

I don't know.

I'm just flustered with these thoughts.

Girls at school.

I can't have them. I see you and it's like... Just... Just really

attractive moms.

Well, honey... They look like these girls I go to school with.

Well, I don't think they probably look like me. But you probably think they do.

They look like a... And they don't talk to you and you don't even try to talk to

them. You're not even trying.

I don't think you're trying.

I don't think you're trying, Michael.

I don't. You're good looking. You have a nice body. I know you have a nice body

under these baggy clothes that you wear.

Why do you wear such baggy clothes? Let me see your body.

Let me see.

Look at you.

Let me see. Make a muscle.

Look at that.

I know.

Oh my God. Why are you hiding your body, Michael?

Why are you hiding it?

See, you're just like your mother. You have a nice body.

Yeah. And a nice smile.

Nice pouty lips.

All the things that girls really like.

You just, you know what you're lacking?

Confidence.

Yeah. Confidence?

Yeah. Yeah?

So, you want me to show you a couple things, Michael?

I think I should.

For your benefit.

Yeah? Yeah.

Okay. Do you know how to kiss?

Hmm?

No. Want me to teach you?

Do you?

Just relax.

That's pretty good.

That's good.

See? Did you like that?

See, I love you, and I want to make sure you're happy.

And I'm going to do whatever it takes to make you happy.

Make sure that you're happy. Okay? Okay.

You really need some confidence.

I'm going to boost that confidence for you today.

Okay. Mm-hmm.

What did you say, Mom?

I know what's best.

This thing's pretty good.

Now, what about the rest of the female's body for attention?

Do you know what to do?

Please, a woman?

Well, you're just not going to just grab.

You have to, like, slowly, gently touch.

I'll show you.

I'm going to take off my bra.

Are you okay with that?

Okay. All right?

I know this is a little bit unorthodox because I am your mother, but I saw you

looking at me in the bathroom, and you weren't moving away.

Hmm?

Yeah.

That's what I thought.

Yeah.

There you go. That feels good.

Just do whatever comes natural, Michael.

That's good.

What else do you know to do to a woman's body?

No need to be shy now.

Are you nervous about that area?

Yeah. You are?

Seems like you are.

Well, it is kind of complicated.

But if you just take your time, go real slow.

Everything just falls right into place, if you know what I mean.

Alright?

Alright.

Yeah.

That's it. Nice and slow and soft.

Now put your hand down my panties.

Slowly

open

up my pussy lips with your fingers.

Feel the wetness?

That's a good sign.

Yeah, that's a real good sign.

Oh, yeah.

That's right, keep doing that. That feels really good.

Yeah.

Ever make a girl come?

No. No?

I come really easy, Michael.

And they come a lot.

So you're going to learn from the best.

Okay?

Yeah.

You like that?

You just combine everything together.

Yeah.

It feels really good.

Yeah.

Man, now your confidence is coming back.

Yep.

You

know

what to do.

Fuck yeah.

Lick that clit.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Yeah, put your finger in me.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah. Keep doing that until I tell you to stop.

So I'm gonna cum on you.

Yeah, oh my god

Fuck

yeah

That's really good.

Oh my god.

You like tasting your mom's pussy?

Are

you

thinking about this at dinner tonight?

No. Thinking about this?

There's

one

more thing I want to show you.

You ready?

Yeah.

You want me to take off your shorts?

It's like you're excited.

Are you?

Yeah.

Just relax.

Have you ever had a girl do this to you?

Huh?

No.

I'm gonna do this, Michael.

It's gonna feel really good.

Okay? Okay.

This is something you can do instead of sex, too.

Yeah.

Oh, that's right.

Do I taste some pre-cum?

Do you like that?

Yeah.

So, you've got some oral sex skills down. You know how to kiss.

What to do with a woman's body?

What about sex?

Have you had intercourse yet?

No. You haven't?

No.

Do you want to?

Want to see what it feels like?

I can teach you.

This is going to feel really good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, you needed this bad, too.

Oh, God.

You do?

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Mm-hmm.

Oh, God.

It's been a long week for me.

Oh, fuck.

Since your father left.

I haven't had much fun.

Now, tables have turned a little bit.

Haven't they?

Oh, that's great.

Yeah.

You like what you feel?

Yeah.

You wanna fuck me?

Fuck me then.

Yeah,

oh my god.

Yeah, your cock feels good.

Yeah, that's right.

Oh, yeah.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Yeah, baby.

You're doing a good job.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, God.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh fuck.

Do you?

Do you have confidence now?

Yeah.

I do.

Do you feel like you can go out there and at least talk to girls?

Yeah. Maybe you can do all this.

A little. But you can talk to them at least. Yeah.

And if you want more like this stuff, maybe you can just come to me.

All right, let's get cleaned up