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LILIAN, THE DIRTY

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Holy shit, if I ever got a piece like that, I’d die right on top of her!

That’s way too much meat for a hungry buzzard!

You know when you’re ever gonna get something like that, man?

Never!

Your thing is booze and clinging to a lousy job.

And if I win the lottery, wouldn’t I fuck a piece like that?

I’d slap some cash in her hand. With money, it’s different, man!

With that face of yours, man,

not even if you had all the money in the world!

One day I get real horny, wait for her in some dark alley,

give her a chokehold and fuck her by force.

Hey, Mom,

you keep straining yourself getting out of bed.

You could’ve waited for me.

You know I don’t like anyone helping me.

I can very well do something on my own.

I know, I know.

Did you take your medicine?

I did. And that doctor is a murderer!

He only gives me bad medicine.

All bitter.

And I’m against anything that’s bitter!

Yeah, but he’s right. As long as it’s good for you.

Good my ass.

Good was that pumpkin jam I used to make.

And now here I am, tied to this damn chair!

Do you want some coffee?

I do. And no sugar.

But didn’t you just say you’re against anything bitter?

This chair is killing me.

One of these days I’ll throw this piece of crap away.

How long are you going to keep doing this damn overtime?

Nowadays people don’t say “overtime,” Mom.

They say “extra hours.”

In my day it was “overtime.”

You know how it is, with just regular hours it’s tough.

I see you wearing yourself out at work,

getting home late, not living your life.

You don’t date, you don’t go to parties.

How long is this going to go on?

I still have time, for now.

Look, you stay here quietly,

watch some television,

and I’m heading out, okay? Bye.

“Television.” Always the same thing!

Did you take your lunchbox?

I did.

See that? Then they say we’re the perverts.

Can you stand something like that?

Haven’t you read the Bible, dude?

Don’t you know that desiring your neighbor’s wife is a sin?

Fuck the Bible!

Come on, let’s go.

Today’s payday and I want to get home early.

And you’re not getting anything anyway, dude.

See? She’s always showing up late

and we’re busting our asses not to miss the time clock.

Protection is everything in this life.

Who’s the boss’s little sweetheart, you or her?

Spread your legs and you get privileges.

So why don’t you get in on it?

No way!

Oh, very well.

Could you fix your watch?

Traffic...

You know,

it’s the same hell every day.

You take the subway.

Is that late now too?

Sorry, boss.

Oh, “boss,” huh?

Sitting Bull or Crazy Horse, which one is it?

Sorry, sir.

Very well.

Since I’m the boss, I run the tribe and I have my rights.

Such as, for example, immediately ordering the virgin to...

Virgin?

Well, then not a virgin.

I order you to start taking off your clothes.

Please, the door is open. Stop it.

Stop.

This is not the time for that.

It’s 9:30 in the morning.

Morning is when I’m at my best.

Hey, are you listening?

I am. It’s the phone in the boss’s office.

- So why aren’t they answering it? - Well, go there and ask!

You’re against me too, aren’t you?

I bet they’re having a great time, one on top of the other on that couch!

Back when you were his secretary,

you knew how things worked, didn’t you?

Yeah, but nothing like that happened with me.

You’re not even blushing.

Excuse me, good evening.

If you’d like to know, my name is Hugo.

Yours must be Helena.

Samanta.

Samanta. That’s a name I would’ve never guessed.

Neither would I, but my mother had a thing for strange names.

Well, I hope I’m not bothering you.

Your boyfriend should be here soon, right?

How can a woman like you not have a boyfriend waiting for her?

Better alone than in bad company.

Forgive me, I’ll leave. Sorry, I...

Please stay.

I need company tonight.

See that?

Are those hours for someone not to be home yet?

But does she really have to work that late?

I told her she didn’t,

but I know Lilian well.

I know she makes all these sacrifices for me.

She thinks one day I might have surgery and get out of this chair.

And I let her keep that illusion,

but I know there’s no way.

Well, I’m going home. If you need me...

Go on, go on.

She’ll be here soon. Don’t worry.

Lilian, the Dirty

Yeah, whoever did this, whoever it was, must’ve been really angry.

Maybe the first stab already killed him.

There was no need for all this.

It’s not out of the question that it could’ve been a transvestite.

That’s been happening lately.

Uh, what’s that on the mirror?

Lilian, the Dirty

Transvestites also use women’s names.

If it’s a transvestite, even better, easier to find.

But if it’s...

if it’s a woman,

who knows how many Lilians there are in this city.

Dude, some rich guy got stabbed at the motel.

I can guarantee it wasn’t me, and you know that.

More than twenty holes, stabbing you can’t fault.

Forget it, dude. Where are we going tonight?

The cash is drying up.

Well, cash isn’t a problem.

There’s plenty of people working to give us money.

You just walk up to some sucker, stick the .38 in his chest, done.

But let’s take it easy, okay? We’re wanted everywhere.

Suddenly we get unlucky and everyone goes down.

You jinxing us, man? Knock it off, damn it!

Finally, one day you got here before me.

Back in the day we used to say “good morning” when we arrived.

That was back in the day.

Boss, this isn’t written into my employment contract.

Then let’s add an addendum,

defining your duties and my rights.

Your rights end

where my will not to do certain things begins.

Lilian, there’s something that needs to be very clear:

I sleep with you because you like it.

I’m a male and you’re a female.

The condition of boss and employee doesn’t matter.

I don’t know if you know this, but believe it or not,

this almost always happens between a boss and a secretary like you.

I don’t know about other people’s lives.

I just know I’m exposing myself too much.

I’m losing respect for myself.

This can’t go on.

Fine, then don’t let it go on.

But I’ll tell you one thing:

it’s not easy to find a job like yours,

with the same salary.

What is it? Are you crying?

No, it’s the mascara.

I have no reason to cry, Mom.

Getting ready to go out?

Yeah, what can I do?

The boss always wants his secretary along at every meeting.

If you were fat, he wouldn’t want you.

They’re all scoundrels.

Yeah, we always have to work, even when we’re tired.

Put on a happy face.

You’re coming back late again?

I don’t know, Mom. It depends on what time the meeting ends.

Be careful, daughter.

It’s very dangerous for a young lady to walk around alone at night.

I’ve been hearing the news

about those barbaric crimes, attacks against women.

Don’t worry, Mom. I know how to take care of myself.

I’m heading out now.

- Bye. - Bye.

Hands on your head, motherfucker! Where’s the money?

Lighten up that sucker.

Where’s the cash, you asshole?

For God’s sake, I have a child to raise!

- For God’s sake! - This son of a bitch is broke!

- Kick his ass! - Get out of here! Get out of here, buddy!

Go work and make money for us, you bastard!

You know I didn’t even believe it?

I was sure you wouldn’t accept my invitation.

Why not?

Are you some kind of monster?

You know, it’s just that

girls or women as exceptional as you

only give in after a long time.

I’m not exceptional at all.

No, nothing

except that silky hair,

those enchanting eyes.

You know, I really like tango,

but I admit I’m tired of this one.

I’ve got countless records, music from all over the world.

Would you like to listen to something?

Is that an invitation to go to your apartment?

No, no, I don’t live in an apartment.

I live in a house. I live very much alone.

I even sent the servants away.

Only the dog stayed.

And does he bite?

Not if I’m around.

Waiter!

- Tchin-tchin. - Tchin-tchin.

I think it’s better to stop this.

What if we went to a motel?

Are you crazy?

I’m not going to lose my virginity in a motel like some nobody.

All right, sorry.

Fuck! This piece of shit is a real bomb!

What if we’re on a job and this thing blows up?

Yeah, nobody would be left standing, right, buddy?

Better get a car that can take it.

Yeah, if it’s someone with money, even better,

because car and cash at the same time never hurt anyone!

Yeah. Let’s roll.

Looks like he didn’t like you very much,

but it doesn’t matter. He has no taste.

Or maybe his taste is too refined, or I’m just not his type.

But you’re my type.

Beautiful, gorgeous. Every woman would like to have a house like this.

Not every woman.

Laura, for example, thought this was crap.

- Laura? - My ex-wife.

She preferred living like this, in

a matchbox apartment.

I hope she’s happy.

That’s life, isn’t it?

Let’s forget life and live.

Let’s go to my bedroom. You’ll be more comfortable there.

- No... - Too fast?

No. Slowly.

Make-out belongs on the bed, lovebirds! Hands on your heads!

Go on, go on, get down!

And no screaming!

My finger’s itching, fuck!

I haven’t killed anyone tonight yet!

Stay right there, we’re going for a little ride now.

Look, I don’t have any money on me,

but if you take us to my house,

my father can arrange however much you want, please.

Oh, daddy? He calls the cops and we’re screwed.

Funny guy, huh?

You can believe me.

I just don’t want you to do anything to her, please.

We’re not going to do anything too serious. Just a little fuck.

Every woman likes it, right?

We’re just going to get a little buzz.

Then you two are free to go.

Please, for God’s sake, don’t do anything to her!

Shut up, motherfucker, or we’ll fuck you too!

Let’s go!

What I’m going to do to you, sweetheart,

your wife never did.

Move it.

Get down, girl, come on!

Yeah, today I’m finally getting my fill!

Please, for God’s sake, don’t do anything to the girl!

I can get the money! My father has plenty, please!

We’re not even thinking about money.

We just want to have some fun.

The chick’s still a virgin?

Please!

I’m going to kill you in bed!

Kill me!

No!

No!

That was really good, my love.

Now get me out of here, okay?

What’s wrong?

Get me out of here, damn it!

What’s wrong?

Get me out of here, damn it!

Lilian, the Dirty

Stay still! Stay still!

Get away from here, you pest!

Stick, leave the woman alone and let’s get out of here.

Are you crazy, dude? She could snitch on us, damn it.

You want to kill the woman and chop her up? Let’s go!

Yeah, it’s so dirty you can’t even lift fingerprints.

Crazy stuff, right?

The same Lilian from the motel. I hope he’s the last one.

Divorced, rich,

with a fortune to split. What about his wife?

Checked. She has nothing to do with it.

This is the work of someone sick in the head.

But we’ll get them.

Nobody does something like this and stays unpunished for long.

I know there’s no point in taking this crap, but what can I do?

If it tasted good, it’d just be a children’s cough syrup.

You know I dreamed last night?

- I had a horrible nightmare. - Yeah?

I dreamed Lilian was killing a man.

A lot of blood, stabbings.

Just a dream. Imagine Lilian killing someone.

I dreamed her father possessed her

and she went crazy, killing everyone.

You have such crazy dreams.

Well, it’s time, Mom.

- Go with God. - Bye. Bye, Mrs. Nice.

Bye.

Nice, this world is in a barbaric state!

There’s crimes every day!

That’s why you keep dreaming such nonsense.

Listen, I heard on the radio news

that a man was killed with I don’t know how many stab wounds.

What’s been going on lately?

You’ve been closed off, like you’re avoiding me.

The thing is, I want to avoid gossip here at the office.

Then we can meet somewhere else,

though I still prefer my old couch.

A couch that must be worn out from hosting secretaries.

It’s part of the game of life, baby.

Yeah?

Then let’s play.

We should’ve taken down that guy and that chick.

Then why didn’t you, man?

Well, dude,

if we go around killing like crazy,

before long the cops won’t give us any breathing room.

We’re already in deep.

One more won’t make a difference.

Yeah, we’re only hitting broke suckers.

We could go for a bank. Easy, right?

Banks have money, but that’s heavy trouble,

serious time, hot lead.

Better to keep a little longer with God and far from the devil.

Memories. Just memories.

Children who grew up, spread their wings,

each going their own way.

What about her?

I’ve been a widower for ten years.

That’s why I say:

“Memories, memories.”

Memories hurt.

I know they hurt.

That’s why I go on

murdering all my memories.

Yeah, you’re right.

So let’s live in the present.

A toast.

Tchin-tchin.

Oh, don’t stop! Don’t do this to me!

Please, don’t stop! Don’t do it, don’t stop! Don’t!

Keep going, do more!

Please, don’t stop!

Don’t do this! Don’t stop, don’t stop!

You’re so hot!

No, don’t stop!

It’s been a long time since you wanted me.

You were fucking the other one, weren’t you?

That little whore Lilian!

- She’s done. - That’s a lie.

You two fuck all day long at the office.

You did the same with me.

You know very well that if you complain, I stop fucking you

and send you to work wherever I feel like.

You little rascal!

You only say that to scare me, right?

But one day I’ll get the courage and leave.

Why don’t you leave right now?

Lilian, the Dirty

See that?

Just this month she showed up late eighteen times.

And she doesn’t even talk to us, acts like a queen.

To hell with her!

Yesterday, just to piss her off, I cheated on her!

- What? - Yeah, that’s right!

Yesterday I went to a motel with him and fucked until I was exhausted,

I gave it all!

- You did that? - Why are you so surprised?

I did exactly what you’re tired of doing.

Oh!

Let’s do this, Lilian:

start showing up on time

and making fewer mistakes in your writing.

Look at this.

Eleven writing errors.

Lack of language skills, missing verbs.

Don’t you think you’re being way too careless?

You know very well I could lose certain deals because of this.

I’m sorry.

I think my head isn’t right.

I know what that is: lack of sex.

Please, don’t say that.

I tolerate your screw-ups because I fuck you.

If this were another company,

you’d have been out on the street a long time ago.

Are you going to fire me?

In principle, that’s not my idea.

And you know very well the situation isn’t good.

Unemployment is everywhere, it would be unfair.

And I must take into account that you’re very hot.

It’d be hard to find another like you.

Please, don’t say anything else.

It doesn’t matter.

Let’s correct the writing mistakes together,

lying on the couch. How about it?

Some days it’s unbearable.

My whole body aches.

And when that happens,

it’s a sign I’m going to have those damn nightmares.

What is it?

Are you crying?

Work stuff?

It’s nothing, Mom.

Just my own stuff.

What is it, daughter?

It’s your mother asking.

If you can’t trust your mother to tell your problems to,

who can you trust?

Daughter, is it a man?

I don’t have any man, Mom. You know that.

My daughter, I understand life.

If you have one,

I don’t want you to think, in any way,

that I’m going to scold or criticize you.

I don’t want anyone in my life, Mom.

I only care about taking care of you and my work.

No, daughter, life isn’t that.

A young lady like you

has to live with a man, feel pleasure.

Do you want to grow old over a typewriter?

You’re my example, Mom.

You lived your whole life with Dad.

And what did you get from it?

A wheelchair.

Not every man was a scoundrel like your father!

I still think they’re all the same.

Let’s not talk about this anymore, Mom.

- Good night. - Good night.

Things are bad, dude.

More crooks are dying than soldiers in a war.

As long as I don’t die, nobody dies.

And when I die, everybody dies!

Cut the philosophy, dude.

One of these days it’s going to fall on us.

Those with a closed body don’t die in battle.

And I carry my charm!

I’m a son of the saints and I’ve got Exu protecting me up front!

In front of a machine gun even your saint runs, idiot!

And you’re left empty-handed!

We’d better go somewhere nobody knows us, lay low for a while.

I’m in that boat, dude.

With so many places in the world, why do we have to stay only here?

Every place is the same. Cops are the same everywhere.

And where’s the money for us to travel?

Money?

We rob a bakery, a pharmacy, a supermarket, damn it.

Whatever you say.

You slut! I’ll finish you off, you hear me?

You don’t deserve the husband you have!

- You’re worthless, you motherfucker! - You bastard, you bum!

Lilian!

Lilian!

Lilian!

What is it, Mom? Were you screaming?

Those damn nightmares!

I dreamed about your father.

His soul must be wandering and came here to disturb me.

It’s just a nightmare, Mom.

Forget this wandering soul stuff.

That’s nonsense.

It’s not, daughter.

I’m sure his soul is here disturbing us.

Light a candle so he’ll go away.

All right, Mom. I’ll light a candle.

Believe it or not, daughter,

there are souls that disturb people in life

and keep disturbing them even after death.

Your father was like that.

All right, Mom, all right.

Did you take your medicine?

Forget the medicine. Go light a candle.

It’s hard to find a woman like you.

Lately, women have been letting themselves go.

I mean,

they’re losing their

feminine touch.

There’s a growing movement of women wanting to become men.

As for me, I’m very satisfied with my condition as a woman.

I have nothing to complain about.

One of the reasons rich men suffer

is precisely because they can’t find a real woman,

one who can be

a lover,

a wife,

a faithful companion,

devoted,

who understands me, you know?

Keep looking.

If it’s not you,

patience.

I’ll keep looking.

Men like you aren’t easy to find.

But believe me,

I’m very satisfied with your company.

Lilian! Lilian! Lilian!

Oh my God!

Oh my God, what a nightmare!

I had the exact impression that you were there in that corner,

all covered in blood.

You’ve been having a lot of nightmares, Mom.

You need to calm down.

I think it’s that medicine that’s making me sick. Throw it away.

Nonsense, Mom. The medicine is good and you need it.

Daughter,

stay home more,

don’t work so late.

I get very lonely.

All right, Mom. I’ll do that.

But first I have a job to finish.

After that, we’ll stay together.

And you can tell me those stories

you used to tell me when I was little.

No, my daughter,

you’re already too grown up to hear stories.

What you need is to live, date, have a man.

No, Mom,

don’t talk about that anymore.

Now let’s sleep.

Good night, Mom.

Good night.

Lilian, the Dirty

Four victims: lonely, wealthy men.

The same phrase; and that name: “Lilian.”

Within our possibilities, we’re working on it, Doctor.

When the Police stopped acting,

even against everything...

The newspapers talk every day about this so-called Lilian,

about whom we still haven’t found anything.

Our image is being damaged in the eyes of the public.

Public opinion is shaped by the press.

If the newspaper doesn’t write,

if the radio doesn’t talk,

nobody knows what’s going on.

Yeah, but they want the truth, Doctor.

In this case, silence

is far more important.

We haven’t had sex in days.

Shall we tonight?

What?

We could go to a hotel, a motel, or a drive-in.

Anywhere, since you don’t want to do it here anymore.

Maybe at the end of the week.

Okay, at the end of the week.

Oh, this one here is Nardão.

He used to run alone; now he’s with two more.

Is he soft? Does he stand his ground?

He was in my hands when I was carrying the .34,

but he doesn’t give in easily.

What about those other two?

Same breed. According to an informant,

they’re stirring things up in the North Zone.

So that’s where we’re going to throw the party.

Lilian is killing herself with work and doesn’t need to.

This business of working so late...

She gets home at dawn, tired, worn out.

But she’s the only one who can work.

Rent, expenses, it’s not easy.

If only I weren’t stuck in this damned chair...

Trust in God, Amélia. Everyone has their own fate.

Lilian has been acting so strange.

I don’t know what’s going on with her.

Damn, I thought this weekend would never come.

What is it? Sleeping with your eyes open?

Huh? No, I’m thinking.

Tonight’s not a night for thinking. Let’s have dinner, drink some champagne,

then go to a hotel.

Don’t look at the night, girl. It’s full of ghosts.

Come on,

let’s start the party.

No,

let’s end the party.

What?

But we haven’t even started yet.

The two of us will go that way.

Stay and provide cover.

Surrender now! You’re surrounded!

Shit, shit, guys! Shit!

The cops are here! Shit!

Damn it, we’ve gotta get out of here, no matter what.

Seriously, I’m not getting out, dude.

I’m in this to kill or be killed!

My saint is strong, and today’s not my day to die!

There’ll be a lot of lead for them!

- Come on! - Come on!

Let’s go!

Let’s go after the other one.

There’s no point in running!

Surrender!

Get out of there, miss!

Stop shooting!

Lilian?

I’ve got a lot to live for.

My saint is strong.

I just didn’t want to die in prison.

And that’s where you’re going. Your saint won’t save you.

Liliam, the dirty.

Liliam, my daughter!

The murderer we were looking for.

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