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Yeah, I should know if I get any good shots.

I got you.

Nerd alert.

What you doing there, nerd?

Trying to hide from me?

No. No, you're not trying to hide. Where's my English lit paper?

I don't have it. You don't have it? No. You don't have it. Let's see about that.

Please, please, stop.

No, stop, please.

I'll have it done tomorrow. Stop.

I'll have it done tomorrow, please. You'll have it done tomorrow.

You better.

Yeah, pick all that shit up.

Please, I'll have it done tomorrow, I swear.

Yeah, you better.

You'd better.

What'd you say?

Did you say something smart? No, I just...

It's just you said it, and it's you better.

It's you? No, it's what I say it is. You acting smart on me? Yeah, you're so

smart. This is a girl's locker room. Is it?

Yeah, it is.

Please stop.

No, no, please. Oh, no.

Come on. Yeah, you're so smart now, huh?

Please, please don't do this. Come on, man.

We're not in high school anymore. We're in college.

Yeah, keep talking.

Come on.

Please.

It's going to change now.

Somebody help.

Oh my God.

Is someone in here?

Who's in here?

What the hell?

Please, please don't report me.

This is the girl's locker room.

I swear I had no idea.

Crap, he took all my clothes and my shoes and my bag. No!

Who?

This jock.

He just shoved me in the locker.

Chad? the football player yeah oh my god that guy found my number and i'm sorry

to say this but he's such a loser and he's he's been addicted to me since day

one like i don't understand why here put this on

thank you

whoa

I shouldn't be saying this, but you have a really nice dick.

Are you sure? I mean, I'm used to people laughing at me.

No, honey.

I'm not laughing at you. It's actually a good thing.

What do you mean?

What are you doing?

Don't worry.

Just let Coach Katana.

Uh-huh.

Your girlfriend is a really lucky girl.

Girlfriend? I don't have a girlfriend.

Hmm.

Even better.

Should we?

I think I should get to class.

I don't know.

Maybe we should be doing this. Hold on.

We're going to teach that douchebag a lesson.

Are you sure?

I've got to get to class.

Don't worry.

What are you... Oh, shit.

doing this? I really don't want to get in trouble.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, he better not. Oh, definitely not.

Here we go.

And send.

Oh, God. I need to get back to class. Yeah. Oh, shit.

Oh, he has all my clothes.

Oh, Coach Katana finally came around.

Oh, you dirty girl.